I’m 24 years old and have never asked a girl out or had a gf, if you can believe it

Is it over for me?

>>214501723
der strich auf dem bauch uff

>>214477018
i'm not happy

die gurke, die isch gekoppt habe ist schimmlig und ich wollte keinen kassenzettel

>>514223114
I really don't care and I don't want to know it either

>>60845115
wtf was that bros....

>>214088685
Why is vyvanse illegal in Finland and Japan? It's really fueling my introvert projects that require a lot of brainpower.
Just doesn't seem fair

>>938801204
Liver cancer, that shit is fucking Misery seasoned with unfathomable pain.

I though for sure that Josh was going to die due to liver or lung cancer, I guess that I'm glad that he didn't had to go through such nasty business.

>>513517305
what about us vyvanse niggas?
do we get a crumb of banshee pussy?
https://soundcloud.com/soul-of-language/the-desert-fast?si=1ec15265156f4b9c8f435c6c748c9bd4&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

>>2938974
They're quoting me $7,000 to replace it, it's 5ft1in along the seam and 3ft2.5in along the wall
Are they trying to rip me off or is it really THAT over?

>>513257947
>i just prefer fit women
Till you are in a longterm relationship with one.
I miss plowing my thicc chubby goth gf anons.
I fell for the fit meme because i am fit myself but it honestly doesnt matter.
No matter how fit your chick is, she just cant keep up in any sports with me.

>>213721765
>tfw no qt athletic hippy gf who despises jerry jones to the point of shitting on his portrait on his desk
why did mike judge create her? to make me suffer?

>>23116586
stop be mean

Guys...
Erome just took down ALL candid content...

>go on WWE's twitter
>go into comments
>see blue checkmarks and jeets post sponsored-like content

it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others. Other kids could be cruel. They'd call me names... dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby chimp, honky dweeb, and, worst of all, chompsky honk. Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way.

>>512174241
Why? I didnu nuffin though.

anyone else ITT too scared to go out to eat by yourself for fear of what the people around you must be thinking? I want to try this new restaurant that just opened down the street, but I live in an area of my city where all the young hot college students go to drink and hang out. I have my window open and I can hear the crowds of giggling, yelling Stacies walking by already. I'll probably be the only one there eating alone and I don't want people seeing me and thinking I'm a loser (I look the part too).

I miss in 2020 when we would just argue about if amerimutts were white and about which eye colors were aryan

>>212863738
>>212863772
These pepes are too scary for me

I ate a row of double stuffed Oreos before lifting and now my tummy hurts. I think I’m gonna have to miss my workout for today bros. I’m sorry.

I LOVE Latin America
I LOVE Canada
I LOVE Europe
I LOVE MENA
I LOVE China
I LOVE Australia

But they all hate me for being American

>>510129827
>>510130602
did his jimmy survive?

>>715197407
Then what was??

>>510044010
perhaps it was all just one big misunderstanding

>>714923638
I never got to play it growing up I had a nintroondo

>>509465182
Not that it isn't enough SOVL
https://youtu.be/tdIK3JFIWNI?si=G3dONrxFJwuNmynJ

>walk to work
>walk to groceries
>have no friends to invite me to do things
haven't driven my car in 6 days :c

>>212304098
wtf

>>509421820
Why even live anymore anon, it's over.

They took my foreskin, why even live anymore.

>>60573177
i'm the one starting the generational wealth in my family. does that count for anything

>>714017665
Why does no one talk about Fallout 4?

Has globohomo been smashed yet?

Feel like you guys aren't aware of the "language learning visa" we have in this country.
It's bad.

I haven't had a wash in 10 days.
Starting to smell a little bit desu.

>>508404365
>>508408663
Fucking exactly

I'm too smelly to be drafted

I haven't left the house in almost 7 weeks

>>508006006
NO!

>>507906894
stop

>>60508972
>I'm f-f-fine
>*shivers*

>>60508359
>>60508360
That is not the currency I asked your answers to be in come on

>>507472433
now I feel bad, I didn't know.

would u like to suck my pp?

Watching 28 Weeks Later rn

Super scared bros, I have to keep pausing it

>>2033287
Fuck that makes me sad.
A relationship between a dog and a man is something special anons.