Make the switch edition
>>213170923
>>213177549 (OP)Teeth to gum ratio.
>>213177549 (OP)Death penalty, kill the entire family for good measure
My slur for AI assistants is "roboggers".
the flaw in the logic is that a short shy dude needs to become something else.
>>213177632that's not very good. maybe you should ask AI to come up with a catchy slur
Obviously I know that LA is a shithole, but I was looking at the LA "river" on Google maps today and couldn't believe what I was seeing.
There are these drains built into the walls of the river than I'm assuming let out runoff that collects from elsewhere. Picrel is one of the few I could find that was still exposed. The rest have all been taken over by the homeless and turned into makeshift homes. Genuinely like 80% of the drains above water level have some sort of tarp and plywood structure built around them.
>>213177723Here's one on streetview. In the background you can see another, although I don't think that one is built on a drain. How the fuck do you live like this?
>>213177766when you have no choice
>>213177723The San Gabriel River a few miles east is far better, you can see sea turtles there sometimes
>>213177723All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray
>>213177652I ain't asking no GOD DAMN ROBOGGER NOTHIN!
>>213177766Also every underpass on the river looks like this. This one looks like it has a family living under it in their makeshift shack, or at least a group of people.
Could you survive if civilization collapsed?
>>213177957I wouldn't try to
>>213177878It's the dirty underbelly that makes a city kino. When a city is too antiseptic it lacks soul or flavor.
>>213177957yeah i can go months without showering
>>213177957It collapsed before I was born
>>213177998Personally I like abandoned buildings
It's a Saturday night and I'm a steel town girl.
This steering knuckle was such a bitch. Hardly had room to get the ball joint press in but it dugga'd real easy when i fingered it out
>>213177549 (OP)Did she cum on her own face?
Every American here wants to live among the Aryan Germanic race, but I'd rather live in Miami than Boston. Nicer people, better food, much better weather, beaches everywhere, great shopping, Disney World nearby, and it's not as expensive.
>>213178148good job, that shit ain't easy
I took a 8 month break from this website after I got a new job and my life was worse because of it, riddle me that.
I'm an Elite Puerto Rican
>>213178190wow a brown pipo wants to live in brownpipo land what a shocker move to Rio you stupid monkey it's the same
The next Covid will happen soon
>>213178284>Rio is the sameYou should try leaving your house
>>213178306obviously rio is worse cause it is full of brazilians but hurr durr muh beaches shut the fuck up idiot
sometimes I fantasize about being a woman and getting fucked in my little holes but not in a gay way
>>213178286It fucking better not
>>213178284>Rio is the sameYou should try leaving your house more often
>>213178346It will, I already talked to the happening gods. They said they were reserving all happenings for 1 major occasion
>>213178337your holes are huge though sweetie
>>213178331Beaches are nice. They even have articial beaches in Norway.
*african guy voice* I eata da whole pussy
>>213177723I hope it rains soon
>>213178193Thanks. Good thing my car was ex southern, so there is hardly any rust. Could have been so much worse.
Unfortunately due to life events i only got one side done, but that was the bad side. There is always next weekend
>pochie dead on arrival
>now I have a headache
>drank water too fast and my tummy hurts
>only 1 translated volume of my current favourite isekai left
>>213178381The real happening will be when orange man opens the UFO files and gets arrested for raping a minor within the same week
>>213178395I look like dis
>>213178284So, through your sea of slurs, are you saying you'd rather live in Boston?
>>213178416>The real happening will be when orange man opens the UFO filesI do a lot of work for this guy who's a retired physicist, very rich. anyways he's 100% convinced aliens exist
Iโve never read an isekai manga, only doujins
>>213178395I really don't see the apeal. Chipmunk face, no tits. Great bosy of course but that's something most people can have with a lot of work
>>213178457>he's 100% convinced aliens existI am too, especially after learning about the USS Nimitz tic tac incident
>>213178457Most people with brains believe that aliens exist. The really pertinent question is have the visited earth before or are they still here
Isekai manga are usually pretty low quality. Especially the adaptions.
The LNs can be pretty low quality too, but they're still whole books so they're better than the manga.
I don't think aliens exist
>>213178554Well you're incredibly stupid, so that's not surprising
>>213178581>you're incredibly stupid post your sat score big brain
started the process of returning my shoes
>>213178527he's convinced that some of them can pass as humans.
>>213178493the TIC TAC INCIDENT? we don't talk about that
>>213178547I don't know why the japs are so obsessed with cookie cutter story telling when they clearly want to write their own sometimes, as it is with the plethora of "isekai" that basically make no use of the reincarnation aspect as a plot device
>>213178618There is a case to be made for convergent evolution but you would have to assume that other planets had largely the same conditions as earth
>>213178581>Well you're incredibly stupid, so that's not surprising
>>213178690>but you would have to assume that other planets had largely the same conditions as earthyou don't really though
>>213178651Because jap companies refuse to take any risk so once a trend takes off you're stuck with it until the next trend takes off or publishers won't touch you, so if you want to get published right now your chances go up if its isekai, its why lately there's been so many stories that start off isekai then it becomes 100% irrelevant after the first chapter, they want to move on but still have to cater to publishers
Aliens don't exist stop being silly
>>213178651Isekai is easy to self insert as a writer.
It's cheap to publish amateur webnovels and they're usually good enough for light reading during your commute.
japanese western style high fantasy (non isekai) was peak, sadly it died
>>213178611that's why I always buy at store, sometimes I am a 9, sometimes a 10 or 9.5
>>213178786Why is it silly?
>>213178745I mean for them to pass as human you would. Unless you assume some level of disguise
>>213178725Is it true that you often can't flush used toilet paper in Brazil?
>>213178853Didn't thry make an anime of this? Was it good?
>>213178859What form do they take, where do they come from, how did they get here and why are they here?
>>213178902You didn't answer my question, Lum.
>>213178917Yes lodoss is considered a classic
mom in the kitchen having a tantrum because i told her not to leave raw meat out for so long
im not from maryland but it feels like home
>>213178938Yes, it's true. What is your point? That Brazil is not a developed country? As if no one already knew this already.
>>213179004nice people in Boston from what I remember
>>213178862well he's convinced Elon is somehow at the least connected to aliens, and may potentially be one himself, which is why he seems like such a sperg
>>213179004I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt
>>213178936Given that we all live in the same universe with then same laws of physics, they would probably be similar to us build-wise
>>213179051Chill out with the insecurities
>>213179051Why won't you use bidet instead? I would not like to have a basket in my bathroom just for poopy toilet paper.
>>213178055what book would you hope to find there? like an original printing, or rare edition.
>>213179215I take a shower after I take a shit
>>213178936How do those questions pertain to it being silly
If you could become a passing femboy/trannoid, there's no reason not to. You'd be treated better by society, have a generally better life, have fewer expectations placed upon you, you'd get romantic attention effortlessly, you could open an OF and never work again. The only reason not to would be some weird conservatard bronze age cult morality.
anyone else ITT too scared to go out to eat by yourself for fear of what the people around you must be thinking? I want to try this new restaurant that just opened down the street, but I live in an area of my city where all the young hot college students go to drink and hang out. I have my window open and I can hear the crowds of giggling, yelling Stacies walking by already. I'll probably be the only one there eating alone and I don't want people seeing me and thinking I'm a loser (I look the part too).
>>213179234Can you drink tap water or do you have to buy bottled water in Brazil?
>>213179201Why is there a forever drug war in mexico?
>>213179233Iโd bet you could find something rare
But by now itโs probably all looted and burnt by cretins
>>213179302why do you look like a loser
Tuning into the Disney channel
>>213179369I'm ugly, walk with a stupid gait, and have nerf neck from years of being a shut in gamer loser
>>213179306You can't drink tap water unless you have a water filter installed. However, many Americans also install water filters or buy bottled water. Drinking tap water in the USA gives me a sore throat.
>>213179302idk what to tell you. i think you should go anyway
>>213179283there's plenty of reasons not to live a lifestyle like that. also most of the attention you get is lust based
>>213179344snuck into an abandoned house?
>>213179401Interesting, I didn't know the water quality in the US was this bad.
>>213179487it's not bad it's just full of minerals in many places which give it a gross taste.
>>213179412Such as? And just is not a bad thing, it's natural and good. Your Xtian morality is showing.
>>213177549 (OP)Transwomen are women, and the sole purpose of women is to serve and please men sexually.
>>213179487I mean yeah it's not fucking switzerland where you can drink the water straight from the fountain or the Aare river in Bern or wherever the fuck
i like the idea of tiny weird pink monkey with glassy eyes
Baby I just don't get it. Do you enjoy being hurt?
>>213179524Such as maybe you want to live life as something more than just a hole for horny guys to fap over
>>213179533this is true but also not JUST that
>>213179588this made me tear up
>>213179581>"plenty of reasons AND lust bad!">such as?>"lust bad!"Are you retarded? Just say "mommy and Jesus say its bad >:(" lmao
why can't these freaks just stay in their discord containment zones
>>213179588If my trans son doesn't have the aesthetic sense to pick a decent girl name he's getting honor killed
>>213179588he already failed as a father, there's no redeeming himself now.
>put poptarts in toaster
>had toaster a little too high
>they come out scalding hot
>go to put it on plate
>realize what I thought was my plate was actually a piece of paper
>try to adjust to plate
>burn the fuck out of my hand
>drop poptart
fuck my stupid sugarcel chungus life I am a fucking worm
>>213179663Your son will call himself Aurora and you will accept her
>>213179681At least you got a story out of it
>>213179651gayson you will NEVER be a women, nor even passable enough for men to want to fuck you so you don't know what you're talking about, but I do know what that's like, so sit yo ass down
Aurora is a perfectly valid and Aryan name.
>>213178963defrosting in the fridge is ideal
Just pulled a huge piece of earwax out of my ear.
>>213179283It's pretty bad for your mental health. And almost no truly passing trannies exist
taste it by 10 drink it by 13
>>213179744buying meat the day of and cooking it is ideal
>>213179725You have now replied three times, that's a 6000 character limit, and failed to mention a single detriment to being a passing trannoid or crossdresser other than "lust bad"(Xtian nonsense)
That's impressive.
>>213179427Not sure, not my pictures unfortunately
>>213179760>its bad for your mental health ANDWhat part of trannoid life, not passing aside as you just set it aside yourself, is "bad for their mental health?" Please expound on that.
>>213179751Mine never builds up but it does get compacted and mixed with dirt and stuff. I wear earplugs all day at work which get dirty
>>213179828I'm not trying to convince you of anything, (there's not a real point to doing that since you'll never be cute or lusted after) I'm just pointing out that you're wrong and stupid!
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of natureโs perfection.
All the โvalidationโ you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your โfriendsโ laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who โpassโ look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, heโll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself itโs going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually itโll be too much to bear - youโll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Theyโll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>213179952>I'm not tryingI already noticed. That was the point of my pointing out you can't articulate your position. You're not very intelligent and you're a slave to ideology.
>"there aread plenty of reasons being a passing trannoid or crossdresser is bad"
>goes on to make five posts without mentioning one(1)
bro I swear jeets name their kids as a joke sometimes
there's a jeet i talked with at microsoft named rashit
>>213179283everyone was super gay in the bronze age
>>213179985you didn't notice I was just insulting you?
>>213180114There are americans called Burger
>>213180117were they though
Might volunteer at a community theatre tonight
>>213180126You didn't notice I've been making a fool of you for our collective amusement from step 1? You shouldn't have stepped into the arena, I have a verbal IQ of 140. You're putty in my hand.
I am going to shoot myself tonight
>>213180169yes, I was there but I was the exception because Iโm straight
>>213179907I don't know because I'm not a tranny or a psychologist, but I have never met or heard of one that seemed fully functional mentaly. My guess would be the stress of pretensing to be something you aren't in body and mind, having to live that lie, having to make it every part of who you are to make it work, is extremely taxing and high stress low tolerance people generally struggle with mental problems because their ego is constantly on thin ice
I'll be having sex in 10 hours
>>213180213random image to cheer you up buddy
>>213180249>I don't knowYet you made a concrete claim as if you did. Curious.
I'm not reading the rest of your post.
Let me tell you about my plans nobody asked about.
Some of yinz are too cringe
>>213179302It just started raining, now I can't even walk to the restaurant like I wanted to. I wish I had a raincoat so I could go for a comfy rainwalk.
Asian girl rubbing her thighs slowly in dolphin shorts beside me on the bus. Please stop as I am fully erect and its embarrassing
>>213180213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Numk9kXDV1o
>>213180203>I have a verbal IQ of 140no you don't lmao, this is the most egregious lie you've ever spouted
Only children and poorfags use the bus.
its like when you rub your tummy when you have a stomach ache, do women rub their thighs on their period or just to tease men
>>213180334this is why you order doordash innit
This bitch looks exactly like the female version of me and I want to have dirty smelly sweaty sex with her like a wild animal and shower her with my semen
>>213180412Why are you Footkraut?
>>213180383As evidenced by the fact I've never lost a debate. I run circles around every fool who steps to me. I (rhetorically)RAPE them all and it's not even close.
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>>213179302think you're Mike Ehrmentraut
does Mike Ehrmentraut looks like a loser eating alone?
FUCK no he's cool as hell whatever he does
so just think you're Mike Ehrmentraut and he's literally you
look how he's content with being alone
that should be you
>>213180213No you aren't, because that's stupid and you know it
Chicken and baked potato du jour
>>213180497jason wishes he could cook so well
>>213179302I eat at restaurants by myself all the time, and I always see other people there eating alone too
STOP RUBBING YOUR INNER THIGHS IN A SWEEPING MOTION INWARD FROM YOUR KNEES WHO DOES THAT. THEN SQUISH YOUR THIGHS TOGETHER AND STROKE YOUR HAIR STOP
>>213180491You have schizophrenia.
>>213177549 (OP)Why are we using a nigger thread pushing trannies?
This poor Asian girl doesn't even know this incel freak is creeping on her rn
when you played meet n fuck, you always had to start at the thighs
>>213180572Meet and huh??
>>213180464I'm not. There are a few Germans who frequent /cum/.
>>213180545That's false and you know I'm right. Just mikemaxx BROTHER.
>>213180497noice
marinade?
>>213180438I have never used a food delivery app and would prefer to keep it that way.
@213180597
can't even cook a tater properly, grim
I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?
>>213180291I made a claim based off of observations. The exact why of it I can't say. We don't know the exact mechanisms by which gravity works, but I know that if I throw a ball into the air it'll come back down. I did offer a hypothesis at the very least, you haven't even done that
>>213180667did you used to do drugs?
nigga thinks anyone's jealous that he's eating one of the cheapest vegetables
I would absolutely wish to grope this asian woman for doing that next to a stranger man if I were a low life male
>>213180712She was literally asking to be RAPED
>make a fact based assertion
>"nuttuh that's wrong!"
>inquire as to how
>"w-well I FEEL and I GUESS that....."
We get it, you're a Christian. Nobody cares.
>>213180608yeah but i didn't have time to let it sit
>>213180637His food is literally greasier than mine, you troglodyte. Not that I accept "greasy" as a demerit in the first place.
why is jason so mad? what did you guys do to him today
>>213180740That's not what happened, but you do this every time jason. You just have opinions, people disagree and you try to make it based on anything factual when it's just entirely subjective. You are a classic example of why trannoids are universally mentally ill, why they have an extreme suicide rate, and why their lives are never easier like you said they are
>>213180812he's mad that no one else wants to be a trannoid freak like him
>you do this everytime!(very girl complaint)
Btfo you with facts, reason, and science? Yeah, I guess I do. Guilty as charged.
Finally alone in the goon chamber... yup it's goon time.
>>213180819tits with bra showing seems to be less common these days. smdh foids just ain't as good sa they used to be
>>213180881>Ke'TorriusNigger names sound like car brands or something
>>213180815jason isn't even a trannoid. to do that you have to at the very least own some female clothes, which he's too scared to wear.
>>213180881RIP Ke'Torrius!
>>213180789what's your mix?
>>213180960>you have to at the very least own some female clothesIm 100% sure he has at least 4 skirts in his closet
>people disagree
No, you make a concrete "this is objectively wrong" statement, then I ask you to explain, and you backtrack to "w-well in my opinion" because your mouth can't cash cheques your bussy writes.
>>213180881>3Dude looks 20
Jason do be a bussy boy
A sussy wussy boy
>>213180874>confusing subjective with objective is a womanly complaintHow the fuck would you even know what women complain about, you have no life outside of the internet and your mom
>>213181044nigga look like he finna boutta hol up da liquor store
I have no life period. I am functionally a mute.
Jason is the king of bussy bouncing
>thaw out chicken in the fridge
>come home to see it's all cooked, unexpectedly
>mom says, "don't worry, I just put a seasoning mix on it with pepper and salt"
>look at the label on the seasoning
>hydrolized corn oil
>sunflower oil
Are boomers just incapable of reading ingredient labels?
I know my mom was trying to be nice by cooking it for me, but she just ruined all of the meat I bought for the week
Something is happening with the cops outside there is yelling and the sirens are going off
>>213181110Bodied that freak.
i have a life, it just consists of playing games and staying at home mostly
>>213181023nah he'd have posted a pic in his skirt if he had one
>>213181135Thats not a life. Loser life doesn't count as real life
>>213181165no clue what you on about
Winning debates is too easy, I don't even have to try. It's more like berating or castigation or something rather than a debate. I'm just verbally eviscerating some poor sod who doesn't know his bussy from a hole in the ground
who was in the wrong here?
Jason with the clap back
Jason with the clapped cheeks
Jason with the sore butthole
Jason I love you Jason I love you
>>213181217fatties are always wrong, 100% of the time.
I don't know what I'm crying for I don't think I could love fk more
>>213181217I HATE to side with the fatso here, but she's in the right. It's not like that second seat is available anyway, it's filled up with her fatness
>>213181217Fatty is in the right, assuming it's correct that she bought two seats. If she bought two seats, then they're hers.
>>213181217I hate fat people, but obviously the hamplanet is in the right. Having kids doesn't give you more rights than others
>>213180978vinegar, ginger, cumin, onion powder, garlic powder, red pepper paste, salt & black pepper
>>213181217Little toddler kike got btfo by the fattie. He wants the seat he has to pay like the rest of us
Her seat, her rules
>/cum/ taking the landwhale's side
dark times
>>213181325Property rights, or in this case, renter's rights. Go away, commie. It's hers to not share.
>>213181325opposing someone just because they are fat is playing the game of identity politics
I say this as someone who hates fat people
>>213181270looking good mate
off to have sex with some babes
NMP
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>>213181325I always use 2-4 parking spots because i don't want some poor in a toyota parking near me. I would be pissed if someone moved into a spot i reserved.
How does the EU expect to come out positively when two of the world's biggest powers they're planning on tarrifing them?
>>213181416they don't care they like being poor because of climate change
>>213181416The EU is on borrowed time, unless they get their shit together.
Canada is spinning the drain.
>>213181384identity politics are justified if the "person" has poor impulse control and refuses to fix themself
>>213181325Most /cum/ers are fat fast food eaters(real)
>>213181416who's tariffing them?
>>213181428Welp shut up then fatass
>>213181453Good day fellow nigger
What is shucking and jiving?
>>213181459USA and probably China.
>>213181457youre a gay manchild, you have no moral high ground
>>213181459Both China and the United States. The meeting they had with China was an absolute political disaster
>>213181454A foid that lets her mutt child run around and try to take a stranger's seat is probably pretty fat too
There are no politics without identity. You're "engaged" in poolitiques, theater, if you don't support "identity politics" and political violence.
Is there a Zoomer that can translate what "chopped" means for slang?
You guys see that return to land group that is a โwhites onlyโ rural living community?
Honestly Iโm somewhat tempted to apply for shits and giggles
>>213181489you cant run around on a plane, retard
>>213181484I'm morally superior to most if not all posters, so yes, I do.
Being half gay isn't immoral, christcuck.
>>213181493I just prefer that a majority of Americans have work and that illegals can't come here and get it
>>213181493You're either trolling by pretending to be retarded or you are actually retarded
"Identity politics" refers to a specific kind of political thought. No one said that identity is divorced from politics
>>213181498I'm loving the comments sections in the tiktoks that I've seen. So many people supporting it, and then the people acting in horror.
>>213181521thanks algorithm, very cool!
Just put my chicken wings in the oven
>>213181498isn't that illegal?
>I'm morally superior to most if not all posters, so yes, I do.
>>213181540If you a good boy momma let you touch her labubu
>>213181503You've never been on a plane
Or you've only been on tiny southwest flights like a poor
is the market for women things larger than for men things
>>213181522Thanks, lil bro.
I'm having dangerously chuddy thoughts right now. I'm so lonely.
>>213181541just put my sperm in your mom's "oven"
>>213181564Unironically yes. The most I will spend on an individual piece of clothing is $50
>>213181566I'm 27 I'm just tapped in w the streets frfr ofn
>>213181498If it's the one I saw, everyone there looked very dysgenic
>>213181545They're trying to use some loophole. Not an HOA, but something like it, where they can restrict who can live there. I can't remember what the thing is called though.
>>213181586women are not savvy consumer, they will buy shit on a whim and never use it or care about quality while men do research and value quality and low prices
>>213181561hold this thought, Im trying to upload a pic from my phone but I got the post timer
>>213181564Women are spending the most money on consumer goods. Wives used to spend like 66% of the household purchases, but it's up to like 85% now.
>>213181564Yeah there are billions of cheap shitty chinese fashion choices for women
Their clothes mostly suck though. It is aooarently hard to find good looking womens clothing with decent pockets and construction/material quality whereas for men it is super shrimple but you have to pay a bit
>>213181628*Spits on you*
I refuse to use a /cum/ made by a Mexican
>>213181672Goshcel is a white latino of american origins.
>>213181628Can we not use this please
>>213181693theyre called CHI's
Somebody with an American or Canadian flag pls make the new thread
>>213181693>>213181728goshpedo is actually mexican though he's not a chi. he was an illegal immigrant in the US for a long time
>>213181026>this is objectively wrongNo I didn't, and it's a subjective statement to begin with
>>213181457>fast foodWhat do you think microwave tendies and slop sauce is, jason?
>>213181528And you're a conservatard prole and think voting matters. You don't know what "identity politics" means. It's a Faux News Rush Limbaugh buzzword.
>>213182034and the constant doritos slop he eats as well
>>213178853I miss shit like this, nowadays everything has to be a self-insert for beta salaryman who wish they could be reborn as a white person