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>>212171635
Carbonara was invented by Americans

how tf can i bulk w/o a blender

I didn't shower yesterday so I feel very greasy right now. Gonna shower, then uhhhhhhhh idk, install Morrowind mods?

>>212171685
So were fajitas and orange chicken

>>212171694
gomad
nuts and almonds
fatty meats
fruit
microwave a gallon of ice cream and drink it 90s bodybuilder style

Zoomers are unironically the funniest generation

>Alpha
Too young to know
>Millenials
My life is le bad
>Boomers
I hate my wife

I want to hire a prostitute but I don't know what I'm doing and I'm scared that I'll stumble into some cop's hands

So was the Caesar Salad

there’s not much point in doing anything when you’re ugly

>>212171733
I was gonna say "the cops care more concerned about catching the hooker than the john" but apparently that's not the case in canada kek
just come down to nevada and go to a legal brothel if you're that scared

>>212171613
>went to college pre chatgpt
>had to write an essay once for some retarded mandatory class
>mentioned the dates of the civil war as a part of it
>professor fails me for plagiarism and threatens to kick me out of the class
>ask why
>said I didn't cite a source for the start and end date of the civil war
>tell him that's common knowledge and why the fuck would I cite an additional source for a date
>he is 100% convinced that no one has the start and end date of the civil war, ww1 or ww2 memorized so it must be plagiarism
>report him to the deans office and get a run around for weeks
>end up just failing that single assignment after they have a chat with him and "resolve it"
I am honestly glad that AI is destroying academia, hope all colleges are shut down within the next 50 years because people make themselves dumber with AI and just rely on it for everything

>tfw you hear a chicano say "abuelita"
Please stop doing this.

>>212171733
>I want to hire a prostitute
why

>>212171694
If you’re too poor to get a blender, you probably can’t afford the food required for a bulk.

Should I finish thief 1 before I start playing Morrowind

>>212171871
Most poors are fat thoughbeit

I like when my bf talks spanish, apparently he's very formal in it because his family is/was upper class in mexico

>>212171791
I don’t get it

>>212171910
Isn't bulking all about protein?

>>212171906
Holy Mary, I haven't played Theif 1 in years, that game was so kino

>>212171795
lonely and horny

>>212171988
Sex without love just makes you feel more lonely

>>212171733
I've been a virgin since forever so I don't even care about sex anymore, I unironically just want hugs and kisses

>>212171988
if you fix your horniness you'll also feel less lonely

>If they’ve committed a crime, deport them! No questions asked, they're gone!
>If they've been working and been law abiding, we should say "Here are the conditions for you staying. You have to pay a stiff fine because you came here illegally, you have to pay back taxes, you have to try to learn English, and you have to wait in line"

Sounds like it could be a Drumpf quote but it's Killary

>>212172035
>Dude just age to 60 brooo

If Jason ever stops posting, we know that the twink he tried to hire was a cop

>>212172095
Where did he say he hired a twink?

>>212172075
what? no, i'm saying he should yoink to completion. loneliness can easily be a function of horniness, your brain is trying to urge you to meet someone to reproduce

>>212172125
The PI I hired to tail him told me he saw some things

>>212171988
just stop feeling horny

>>212172174
Penis Inspector?

you all are sluts for cum

>>212172229
They don't call 'em Dicks for nothin

>>212172051
Some radicals advocate for total migrant death, but I think a full remigration back to their home countries is the more humane option <3

>>212171960
Didn't ask for your story unc now answer my damn question

>>212171951
That’s arguable the most important component, but not the whole picture

>>212172281
I waaaaaaaaaaaaant myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDgihVDEko&list=RDJRDgihVDEko&start_radio=1

25 is young

Infinite god killing truth explosion of annihilation

Tummy is burning from the jerky

>>212172661
jason you're an unc now shut the fuck up

>>212172679
not at all shocked that the closest nationality to monkeys would default to rape

I wish I could pull off cowboy hats

>>212172753
Jason is 28

>>212172771
I wish I could see you naked

>>212172771
I wish I could pull women

>>212172822
ok this is me

>>212172310
They should be able to improve their countries since they were raised outside of the socio-economic factors that made them poor, right?

>>212171609 (OP)
Need advice from anons in thread. I've been trying to use /soc/ to land a gf in your countries, but aside from a couple of false matches and tepid conversations I got nothing. The rest of the board seems to cater to homosexuals, and meetups irl (which would be impossible obviously). Is there any point in trying to use that board or should I just accept my lot in life?

>>212173076
Yeah you're done bro

>>212173076
meeting a normal biological woman on /soc/ is about as likely as you winning ten million dollars

>>212173076
fuck no don’t ever use /soc/ for anything. i don’t know of a better alternative but don’t use /soc/

>>212172755
What are you on about tard

>>212173109
sorry let me translate
ook ook ahh ahh ook

>>212173076
hellotalk or interpals
or discord servers

It ain't noon and it's almost 90 out but at least I have my pea soup and sausage

>>212173076
very sea post

>>212173162
You sit like a woman

>>212173162
wtf is your problem man

>>212173162
perfect meal for Pride Month

>>212173162
Looks like my dick after I fucked your mom's unwashed butthole lol

>>212173006
So true…

>>212173162
post your butt qt

>>212173136
Nothing then, you're just stupid

>>212173207
LOL

do /cum/mers work out? i'm doing legs and back today

>>212173207
haha it looks like a pecker with a shit on it

>>212173309
I started working out again a few weeks ago

anal sex (giving) is based only if its a girl taking it

>>212173309
i worked out before i had back surgery now i only do exercises with my right hand if you know what i mean

>>212173309
Are you doing your pussy and your crack tomorrow?

oh my god my stomach burns so much from the beef jerky i need some yogurt

do u like piercings?

>>212173309
I don't lift anymore, but I do calisthenics and stay active with MMA, hiking, casual baseball, etc

>>212173401
I dont mind them if they dont go overboard

>>212173401
cant tell if thats an ugly woman or a troon

>>212173331
i started 3 days before yesterday
>>212173367
yes

Tattoos on women is the litmus test for inceldom

>>212173477
>3 days before yesterday
Very Slavic way of saying "4 days ago"
>>212173485
I like women with tattoos

recently got Zyzzpilled and gonna get swole this year, we should make it a /cum/ goal to get shredded by Christmas

Wack how the only solution to bullying is to beat the shit out of the bully but social workers can't teach that because all forms of violence are bad, so they suggest running away or being a snitch instead, both of which will definitely not make everything worse.

>>212173529
Do you really think /cum/ can make it, brah?

>>212173520
we have a word for the day before yesterday - prekjuče(juče means yesterday)

damn what the hell happened to call of duty

take it easy fuckhead

>>212173632
fortnite

>>212173632
Looks like DoD has given up on recruitment.

>>212173589
I KNOW /cum/ can make it. We're one of the strongest generals on 4chan, we've endured so much. We continue to endure and will continue to thrive. It will be a good exercise for all of us to boost confidence and help some of the more depressed cummers too.
Just listen to phonk and watch Zyzz inspo it really does get you motivated to lift heavy objects.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gs6pFM-B5I

>>212173619
It's pozavchera (poza being before, vchera being yesterday) in Russian, there's a word in English that's just not used
Ereyesterday, ere meaning before

>>212173401
On a prospective gf, I don’t really like getting poked by cold metal when trying to go in for a kiss.

>>212173309
Yeah a few times a week. The other day I did 3 sets of 20 crunches with a 20 lb weight and 3 sets of 15 squats with a 15 lb weight. Yesterday I did 4 sets of 15 bicep curls with 20 lbs. I also run, alternating 2 minutes of running with 4 minutes of walking, 5 times over. In a week or two I'll change the ratio.
Afterwards I usually take a cold shower and have breakfast and a protein shake

>>212173827
It's not that hard to convince a girl to take them out desu

Chicken
Banana.

NIGGA JOCKEYYYYYYY

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

>>212173861
And I have, more than once. It’s not a dealbreaker, but all else equal, I’d rather just avoid that whole conversation. It turns into a whole thing. There’s too much room for hurt feelings about implicitly not liking her appearance, like trying to gently nudge a fat woman to lose weight

whenever i leave my home i have an irrational fear that god is going to destroy the world and/or crush the sky. how do i overcome this? i think this appeared because i got drunk like 10-15 times while on antipsychotics

>>212174017
Is this real

>>212174046
Maybe look into Lacan’s theory of phobias

African niggas be like
>Greetings, my black brother! We be one people, no? I know your struggles well! Our people, they come from one land, no?"
When in reality it was the Africans ancestors who sold their ancestors into slavery

I could go for some mustard chicken rn..

>>212174057
in a way, yes.

>>212174075
this doesn't make me want to lift heavy things

>>212174057
Everything you see is technically real

>>212174173
bitch made

>>212174093
Recent evidence of human activity in the americas (specifically white sands, new mexico) was confirmed by 3 different labs as dating to around the last glacial maximum, which really calls into question the prevaling theory of Clovis First (13k ybp at the earliest) and possibly therefore the founding mythos of so called "first nations"

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

i'll have you guys know that i might be transfering from law college to history college

>>212174353
i told you to study bio chemistry

busted to my oneitis award

>>212174374
i don't like bio chemistry

>>212174173
https://youtu.be/4A_tSyJBsRQ?si=LBiWymjUfN1fxSlC

>>212174353
Nice man. What period of history are you interested in specifically?

>>212174421
you dont like money?

wth this song is from mormon
https://youtu.be/nomxXk6Q1rk?list=RDnomxXk6Q1rk

in canada there's a pizza chain called Boston Pizza or BP for short

>>212174400
how did it feel emotions wise? I imagine you want to talk about it if you're bringing it up.

>>212174438
golem american thinking

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212158919/#q212161063
yeah it was kind of a nothingburger. i'm not an illegal, a texan, or a woman so nothing they ruled on today affects me

>>212174506
The Sacramento Style Burger is a popular burger in Iran
Not sure what’s on it or why they named it after the irrelevant capital of California instead of just naming it California

>>212174428
the medievals
>>212174438
i do but i also want to do something i like

The Hawaiian pizza and California roll sushi are both crypto-Canadian

>>212174604
Gastronomically speaking, Canada is the greatest country in the world

>>212174630
hell yeah

This week has been incredibly stressful with my manager out

>>212174604
They’re fully Canadian
California popularized avocados after the Californian Avocado Farmers Union started a massive ad campaign

>>212174630
is that a good root beer

>>212174692
It's no Diet Bang's

>>212174692
It's the only one I drink.

I prefer Oliet Bang’s

i have to poo but i dont want to get up

going to the store to buy some potatoes. do you guys need anything?

>>212174805
I need you to stop posting here permanently kthx

>>212174805
i need wipes and diapers because im a big stinky baby and i pooed myself

>>212174630
Reading NTR while spending days modding games you will play for maybe a couple of hours
What a life

>>212174805
One Serbian gf (tall)

>>212174630
what a morbid life

I have a Greek friend who knows someone with connections to several Greek politicians. My friend posed as a girl online and catfished this guy for nudes so that he could blackmail him for money in the case he gains some kind of power. I think this is average third-world thinking

>>212174845
fuck off the goat is always welcome here and is a permanent member of the /cum/ council

>>212174513
it didn't feel great,emotionally. the nut itself did but i'm disgusted with myself.

>>212174845
he's more welcome here than you

>>212174862
I have NTR hidden, GAY RETARD. Modding in itself is fun. Just installing a mod and booting up and playing around testing it is joyful for the White man.
>>212174888
Grow up.

i’m looking for a rough itinerant lifestyle

>>212174975
>grow up
t. lives with his parents, is addicted to cartoon porn, and has no ambitions or goals in life
yeah sure man, I'll heed that advice carefully

I told these women at the store that I got platinum in street fighter 6 and they stripped right there and BEGGED me to fuck them

>>212175064
>street fighter 6
literally nobody cares
a crippled child could get platinum in sf6

Ok but who is going to take care of Jason when he is homeless in 10 years? i nominate Brian to take him in

>>212175064
if you're not at least master you're basically an npc not a real human

Tackling the issues that really matter

>>212174630
based

How I be feelin'

>>212173309
no

>>212173309
No, I carry a gun.

>>212175163
You just know a 500lb pound tranny in a pink wig drew this

>>212175233
You are the type of sissy to pull out a pistol if anyone challenged you to a fight

>>212175195
Man jews are so kino. Looking sinister and ready to do the business business in all black like the blues brothers

X yet again suspended one of my most fav users that i follow

>>212175289
Yes, I am. You are not legally permitted to fight me, I am permitted to shoot you in self defence.

>>212175340
You are permitted to kiss my big soft lips

>>212175253
i actually know who drew it and it's just a guy.

>>212175392
I only like girls and femboys.

>>212175434
I can put a wig on

im bored everything is boring

Im on one end of the couch, gf on the other. Her feet on my chest, soles right in front of my face. Going to watch the new season of the bear now
Life is good…

>>212175522
yeah

>>212175522
What is your mom doing right now atm?

>>212175551
Are you sucking her toes

>>212175522
have you tried a fleshlight

>>212175578
Kissing the soles

Only boring people are bored.

>>212175551
>Im on one end of the couch, gf on the other. Her feet on my chest, soles right in front of my face
why

>>212175095
I would let him work as a tenant farmer on my land. I would give him meat and wine and feastdays as well

Pizza and root bear for breakfast

>>212175095
pretty sure he would he inheriting his parents house

>>212175613
is she rubbing your pecker with her feet

>>212175095
jason is rich

>>212175654
gayson would probably murder you with a hoe while you are sleeping

culvers bacon deluxe value basket with medium onion ring and rootbeer float for breakfast

>>212175638
hunter s thompson got so bored he shot himself. that guy wasn’t boring

>>212175831
should I do this?

There are constantly ideas and debates and conflicts and exploding stars and thoughts flying around my brain. I can just sit in silence and think and be endlessly inspired and entertained by my intellect as it interfaces with the universe.

Add onto that the work of other intellects, epic video games like Morrowind and isekais like Ascendance of a Bookworm and I am certainly never "bored."

what race is this

>>212175861
give me all your stuff if you do

>>212175861
if you want to i won’t try to stop you

>>212175884
lizard race

niggas can't even get a job and think they're the sharpest mind of their generation

>>212175888
I don't have a lot of stuff nigger will you take care of my precious metals?

>>212175930
no, i'll just sell them for money if they're worth something

>>212175884
pure mutt

>>212175953
fair enough. you could rack up a few thousand easily.

>>212174544
They (unsurprisingly) decided to drop all the NFA related stuff which they had really only included to keep all the single issue voters in support of a bill that was actually going to fuck them over anyway

>>212175976
yeah she's american but i want to know if she's latina or not so my lust is justified

Silver prices are at $36/oz

>>212175725
>>212175779
i dont think so

>>212176016
yeah shes a nasty plastic wetback

>>212175884
Moroccan Jew

I want suppressors, braces are already legal so SBRs don't even matter anymore. Also bullpups.

>>212175645
Comfy and nice
>>212175747
I’ll bust on her splash pads later (I hope)

>>212176123
based

>>212176121
you should not have access to firearms

>>212173309
my jobs are enough

>>212176121
How about shart barrelled rifles and they spray shart on your assailant during a hypothetical self-defence situation

>i can bumpfire with a short reset trigger
>i can use a brace on an AK pistol
Just bin the NFA, there's no point lmao

>>212176070
nice

Crazy that Nature decided to filter all of us out of the gene pool

>>212176211
Grow. Up.

>>212176283
not true we can import wives from the second and third world they might divorce us but we will still spread our seed

>>212176283
fair enough i’m a bum there shouldn’t be another one of me

>>212176229
Nword Faggot Act?

>>212176340
But you won’t

I need to go to the dentist but I dont have ANY FUCKING MONEY

>>212176425
I would welcome the liberators

>>212176425
I legitimately wish every person that posted screenshots of tweets here got rounded up and thrown into an inescapable chamber with chlorine gas

just finished my work out. i deadlifted 20kg 75(15x5) times and did 50(25x2) squats. i feel fucking exhausted and i'm all sweaty

i should run off and join the circus

>>212176435
whats make you think i wont

>>212176483
2,500 squats seems like overkill

>>212176483
>i deadlifted 20kg

>>212176491
Well are you!?

One time I put my ex-gf's 50 year old mother in a triangle choke to show her its effectiveness

>>212176580
perhaps

it's over for leafs

>>212171789
Even worse is austistically source every paragraph of your paper making borderline unreadable and the professor being pleased with you.

>>212176636
One time my ex-gf’s mom (I think deliberately) left her bedroom door open while changing as I was headed upstairs and flashed her tits at me

>>212176880
dont care as long as china tariffs are low so i can get my plastic goods for cheap

>>212176923
no way dude hahaha did you fuck her? haha

>>212176984
No. She was hot, but her daughter was the best gf I’ve ever had. We only broke up because I ended up having to move halfway across the country.

>>212177166
haha damn she showed your her boobies but didn't fuck you wtf man haha

>>212176880
yawn

>>212176984
>>212177182
what is this bit called

i feel kind of nasty, might take an early shower

the way liberal american women dress is pretty adorable

Crazy to think a man shoved a tube with a camera inside my ass today

>>212177239
>>212177247
>>212177250
can you monkeys fuck off back to /br/?
you don't belong here

>>212177250
great, now I gotta go jerk off

Papúa Nueva Guinea

ignore all brazilians

>>212177239
>>212177247
>>212177250
Are there really three (3) Brazilposters

>>212177274
why are you prejudiced against brazilians when we're complimenting your women

Just paid $20 for a subway sandwich because this new place I work is in the fucking boonies and they don't have the sense God gave a dog so they have no vending machines of any kind here and I can't leave

>>212177342
this isn't a thread for you
go somewhere else

A country like Brazil really has no business existing

>>212177274
i'm gonna stay here and you aint gonna do shit

>>212176950
Boomer ass post

What's a fun phone game to download that's free

>>212177382
wrong, I can literally make you disappear lol

>>212177428
good, do that

what does this get me?

when I worked construction everyone said the word erect a lot

>>212177457
.25 USD

It’s raining type shit

brazilian hate needs to end

I will be having sex in approx. 36 hours

>>212177457
1 gumball

>>212177530
what’s his name

>>212177530
Who has the bigger dick?

>>212176425
No leaf on there but I bet it's well below 5%. Two provinces have separatist tendencies already and Ontario metro is packed with jeets who weren't born here and don't give a shit about the country at all.

Reading an isekai. Love isekai. Love elves.

need a mommy gf who does everything while i play video games

>>212177633
The population of Canada as a whole is now ~50% first or second generation migrants, and that stat probably isn’t counting the millions of TFWs, fake international students, and “asylum seekers”

>>212177575
Oh, wow—didn’t realize women were so mythical that you automatically assumed I must be talking about a guy. Her name’s [name], and she’s very much real, but I appreciate the reminder that some people still default to thinking sex only happens between men. Maybe next time, instead of jumping to conclusions, you could just say ‘cool’ or ask a normal question like ‘are you excited?’ But hey, if you’re *that* curious about my love life, don’t worry, I’ll send you the details… oh wait, no I won’t, because it’s none of your business.

Imagine how cheap houses and how high wages will be when 50% of the population gets removed lol

>>212177777
how would you accomplish getting rid of 50% of the population

>>212177777
totally a realistic outcome you fucking dumbass lol

>>212177777
how do you know you will be in the 50% of the population that isn't removed

>>212177777
>quints
common /cum/ W

>>212177737
laughed so hard reading this shit

Had a big retarded panic attack award

>>212177777
Thanos quints

>>212177926
get a big teddy bear to hug it works and calms you down

someone in this thread has a secret admirer...

>>212177926
what was the general theme?

>>212177530
good luck. use protection

>>212177997
Yeah that’s a good idea
>>212178007
Like thought loops that were too fast and I felt like I lost control. Felt very overwhelming. Just stressed about some shit I have to do I guess.

i want to go downstairs and cook a half dozen eggs and a bunch of hash browns but motherberg is sitting down there and i can tell she has no intention of getting up any time soon

>>212177777
Blessed digits

I shared a bunch of posts i made with gpt and asked gpt to psychoanalyze and roast me. except i told it, it was just some random persons posts i found online. i just kept asking it to make it crueler and crueler until it started saying i was an embarrassment to my family and a loser

I genuinely don't know what keeps me going. I have no friends, i'm barely connected to my family
I have no real career.

>>212178181
Thank you for your service training the Femdom Sexbot's programming software

>>212178167
how does that stop you from cooking half a dozen eggs? you just don't wanna be around her? is she gonna tell you to get a job or something?

>>212178262
the will. schopenhauer spoke of this

>>212178262
porn, anime, video games, beer, and weed?

>>212178268
She's gonna tell him not to eat all the fucking eggs like a fatass

>>212178142
Employment stats just came out showing that Canada has the worst youth unemployment in over 30 years (other than the weird covid period). There is a massive glut of jeets, well beyond what the businessmen who bitched and moaned to bring them in can even use

>>212178268
i don’t like to do things when people are around. not even my own mother. i have a job

>>212178181
You are nothing. A hollow shell so devoid of substance that you had to beg a mindless algorithm to simulate the disgust you crave - the closest you'll ever come to being noticed. The tragedy isn't that an AI called you a loser, but that it took this pathetic charade to reveal what you've always known: you don't even exist enough to be hated. Your family's embarrassment? A fleeting shadow compared to the absolute void of your irrelevance. The posts you fed the machine were just digital ghosts of a person who never was, analyzed by code that will forget you faster than your own parents did. You're not even the main character in your own humiliation - just background noise in the server's hum, a forgotten input in some data center's cooling fan whir. When the power goes out, not even the machines will remember you ever mattered.

>>212178288
The blind striving of the will isn't much to go on boss

>>212177777
When you say something like this you’re basically just admitting that you can’t compete

>>212178378
You used GPT to make this. I can tell because it always uses the exact same diction, structure, and those m dashes

I'm a gay nigga but I still take sausage

>>212177565
I once watched a short documentary about a guy who owned those gumball machines all over New York City and he drove around with his van emptying those machines
quite a hustle, trying to live on coins from kids’s pockets

>>212178475
actually I used deepseek

>>212178519
whats stopping you from being the gumball king of finland

>>212178397
actually it’s the only thing to go on. there is no rational purpose to anything all action is an expression of the will

>>212178459
Retard

>>212178519
i would do this if it paid enough to live on

>>212178643
>>212178643
New

>>212178533
Same thing really