>>212177575
Oh, wow—didn’t realize women were so mythical that you automatically assumed I must be talking about a guy. Her name’s [name], and she’s very much real, but I appreciate the reminder that some people still default to thinking sex only happens between men. Maybe next time, instead of jumping to conclusions, you could just say ‘cool’ or ask a normal question like ‘are you excited?’ But hey, if you’re *that* curious about my love life, don’t worry, I’ll send you the details… oh wait, no I won’t, because it’s none of your business.