Thread 214530294

>>214528170
Corrado "Junior" Soprano

>>214530294 (OP)
corridos tumbados
junior h

>>214530330
i feel like ive been stabbed in the heart

>>214530330
kek

>>214530344
and you're to blame

took some dude gangweed gonna watch Fury again I think

>>214530381
loud mouth fuck FUCK!!!!! FUCK!!!!!

Alright but you gotta get over it

>>214530408
Bling Bling Boy

I am painting death guard

>>214530433
neat

jerked off to a femboy in a chastity cage repeatedly slapping his nuts until he came while moaning, I rewinded and synced it up so we came at the same time

>>214530416
nta but I am unironically an advocate of AnPrim at this point
>>214530453
in a perfect world there'd be no law preventing me from caving in your head with a giant rock for this kind of behaviour

I've said a lot of stupid things

>>214530469
I've done a lot of stupid things

>>214530453
cute

I mog the majority of /cum/

>>214530449
It is but I should focus on finishing my Bretonnians first ( he doesn’t have his second army because it’s his massive shield arm so it would make it harder to paint ).

>>214530495
You got the Thom Yorke stanky eye

>>214530495
you got dick sucking lips doe

>>214529350
we've got lots of mentally disabled fellas, sure

>>214530495
You do

Actually completed Beastmen.

Glad to know some of yall aren't hideous

>>214530537
Based

Men only want one thing

You can order pizza from Chuck E Cheese's on Doordash

>>214530562
big tiddy mexican GILFs?

>>214530562
erm

>>214530574
Ewww you are DOWN BAD

you guys didn't follow this plan? you could have set yourself up for life by now even on a shit $50k salary...

>>214530537
do you cum on your figures?

Jason and his looksmatched gf

they killed the giggler

>>214530518
it was the sun thoughbeit

>>214530602
i am a nasty ass nigga and i make no apologies

>>214530612
I am not moving back in with parents, no way

>>214530537
Very nice anon

>>214530574
too much cleavage

>>214530612
Yeah but if you this then you're poor or brown or not a "man" or something retarded

I remember one time my hs friend said he liked raywilliamjohnson and I called him a faggot and we stopped being friends

So, which team should I bet on?

>>214530648
you did everything right

>>214530627
gayson looks like the grinch in this photo

>>214530656
Probably the Eagles

>>214530656
Anisimova

>>214530665
i thought she lost

>>214530663
jealous

Going to another "singles night" at a bar tonight, this time organized by a different company.
So far I have been to five of these, and gotten two dates, one of which was quite attractive, but she didn't go on a second date with me.

>>214530677
She beat Igor

>>214530612
I just had my parents get my bf and I high paying email jobs using their connections tbqh

>>214530664
Done.

>>214530665
I already placed a combo bet on her and Djokovich winning.

>>214530627
he looks like he's on the run from the law in this one

>>214530696
i mog you and yer bf

>>214530705
>Eagles already losing
Uh oh

It's thursday y'all know what that means. That's right I have to take out the trash and recycling

>>214530692
dick goes IN

pizza day is tomorrow

>>214530692
dick goes OUT

>>214530753
Gnats

what should ugly people do?

>>214530773
Fitness and charisma maxx

>>214530763
What kind

how do i stop being a sad sack

>>214530773
rape

>>214530793
Brute force yourself into not being sad
Also eating healthier and exercising and not too much porn and getting good sleep

I was always one of those "sports are for low IQ dudebro normies" as a teenager. But not gonna lie bros, I'm starting to like watching football...

>>214530799
giving or receiving?

>>214530805
It's kino, it's like a chess match or a war game.

>>214530793
buy a joke book

>>214530793
rape

i could never watch NFL and it seems especially bad in the current year what with the male cheerleaders, the crossdressing players &tc

>>214530553
>>214530634
Thanks!

>>214530616
What is wrong with you

>>214530785
same kind i talk about every week nigga

>>214530853
>male cheerleaders
there is 1
>crossdressing players
?

are you ever sad you weren't born in the era where you could just rape someone and then just pay their family like 5 shillings and it was perfectly legal?

Who's gaming

rape is, scientifically considered, a perfectly viable reproductive strategy

every man alive today is a product of rape at some point in his genetic history and in the face of hundreds of millions of years of successful reproduction, it's understandable and even commendable on some level when a man musters of the reproductive fortitude and forces himself on a woman and rapes her

moral objections are fine and dandy, I even agree that you shouldn't rape, but again, HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of years of developing reproductive instincts are simply more powerful, and arguably closer to the divine than any johnny come lately moralfagging

>>214530867
I'm glad I was born in the era of modern comforts and technology

what about rape

>>214530862
I cant remember desu
I did have sanfransicillan square pizza last week that was one of the best I've ever had

Grok, how many male cheerleaders are in the NFL?
>There are currently 71 male cheerleaders across 11 different NFL teams, according to OutSports.

>>214530869
I got a new gaming pc two weeks ago. What are you going to play?

>>214530893
>windows 11
Ewwwwww

>>214530885
papa johns light cheese extra sauce bacon bits and red pepper flakes remember this next time i talk about it, this is a test

>>214530890
most of those are probably just the guys throwing the girls in the air, I think there is only one flamboyant gay cheerleader who dances, hes with the Vikings

>>214530867
>>214530883

Ate too much italian sausage

>>214530875
in the past a knight could just rape and if the woman got pregnant he would just pay the family or marry her, seems like a good thing tbqh they literally could just go wife hunting at any time they wanted

>>214530920
OH!
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK

rape is bad because it psychologically damages the woman, who will then likely abuse the child, who will then grow up to torture cats and eat people

>>214530913
okay

my eyeballs and head hurt nigga

>>214530933
if you marry her and raise the child its fine

Rape is bad because seduction is the only part of sex that actually matters. Rape is just a shitty form of masturbating.

>>214530933
Rape is bad, because it's property damage. Notice how women always say that rape isn't about sex. What's left? Violence, and violence causes damage.

>>214530294 (OP)
UNCLE JUN’S IN THE MUFF I MEAN ROUGH

Rape only damaged the woman when the rapist is black/brown or an incel.

When a Chad rapes her she likes it because that's how they evolved. The incel rape is a psychological impact on her because he shouldn't be able to rape her, it's unnatural.

Just landed in Chicago O'Hare International Airport

ordered 2 pizzas from dominoes for an 8:15 pm pickup for my roommate to pick up on his way home from work (the order was placed at 6pm)
he got there at 8:20 and they said it would be out shortly
its now 8:45 and the tracker shows they havnt even started baking them.

I honestly just feel bad for my roommate but goddamn dominoes is fucking terrible

>>214530965
it's a fine airport, I have no opinions

>most of those are probably....
a far cry from "there is 1 :|"

i always have the urge to put the vacuum sucker on my eyeball when im holding it but im afraid of what it will do

>>214530978
best not to risk it

>>214530978
this but penis instead of eyeball

>>214530978
It'd pull your eyeball from it's socket, and you'd be getting eye surgery.

I experienced the horror of JFK airport for the first time recently.

>>214530962
Sopranos is the funniest show about terrible people. It's like It's Always Sunny in Philly if it were good.

>>214531003
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3966281/

whenever I'm around little kids I like to let them drive my car

>>214531025
I'm not clicking on that but I've already seen wkuk

>>214531009
I love it. Greatest show of all time

>>214531035
you need to be in jail

>>214531035
Would you let them play with the stick if you had a manual car?

all dog shelters are filled with shit bulls

>>214531052
why? it's a big thrill for them

I listen to video game music

it is kinda weird how canada is captured by uk and they have that old hag on their currency and stuff. why don't they want independence?

>>214531059
when mommy gets bored with her vibrator

>dog shelters filled with shitpulls
>cat shelters filled with a variety of breeds and colors
common cat W

>>214531051
That's a bold claim and I would probably disagree but it is amazing. Very very very high amount of laughs per episode.

>>214530962
>>214531009

>>214531063
unfathomably based
https://youtu.be/KnsCuUA1pg0

>>214531063
what kind

>>214531091
Neat

>>214531094
Listen to VTMB soundtracks rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdinDtZFE7Q

Would you go down to Boca?

>>214531110
For me its the Santa Monica music

for me it's the mega man x soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxijjSCNOSg

>>214531115
You know how much nut has poured out of her? Never eat that pus.

>>214531063
NAN MAN DA BU
NAN MAN DA BU
Om abogya beiroshanō
Makabodara mani handoma
Jinbara harabari tayaun
Naraku ni utau wa rokkonshōjō

>>214531143
That's right. Also if you'll suck pussy you'll suck anything

I unironically only listen to soundtracks these days. Mostly anime and vidya, with movies here and there.

>>214531077
>animal wars
are you a middle-aged woman?

>>214531149
So true

>>214531155
Based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH8Qc9-gA8&list=RD7iH8Qc9-gA8&start_radio=1

I listen to top 40 songs

>>214531130
lol I was in santa monica a while back. I would put on that soundtrack and go for nightwalks. Hollywood track is also top tier.

>>214531177
Grim

my dick itchy

I love this song but I was worried if I post it I will get called a Jeet ( I am not a streetshitter ) I just like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_3hALBro5c&list=RDw_3hALBro5c&start_radio=1

>>214531179
The Hollywood music fits the level so well.

I listen to Addison Rae and Sabrina Carpenter

ordered two five piece buffalo wings and the Indians at 7/11 put two wings in one bag and three in the other. one star for them.

I'm really enjoying Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter these days

>>214531208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x55gqm1tvKo&list=RDx55gqm1tvKo&start_radio=1

Goddammit. Guess I'm doing another VTMB playthrough.

Momberg is making dinner tonight. In the meantime I'm still at the library. I might read for a bit before getting back to studying.
>>214531215
Taylor mogs these fags.

>>214530781
TESTI-

>>214531210
VTMB is unmatched in it's aesthetics. Music is a big part of it, so fucking good.
Fuck, I may download it again

>>214531215
>>214531257
Clairo, Sarah Bonito, Charli XCX albeit

lisa needs braces

>>214530869
>Defam University

lmao

The Age of Cats is over.

>>214531272
>>214531255

For me, it's VV

>>214531255
>Everytime you mention VTMB on the internet someone downloads it
lol everytime

remember how millenials used to say "what am i doing with my life" back in likd 2014. it hits now.

>>214531279
I LOVE CLAIRO

I hate every ape I see

>>214531291
That werewolf fight and the swears was so dogshit

>>214531318
sexo SEXOOOOOO

mood

>>214530875
nice frog lol

INCELS HAVE NO EXCUSE

>>214531326
The werewolf fight is ez once you learn you can kill it.

Also I never got why people hate the sewers so much desu. I'm also a weirdo that actually likes vtmb's combat though so that may be why.

>>214530612
i love my parents but holy shit would i not last a decade living with them since hitting adulthood

I get around

>>214531360
most incels would rather be incels than date a black girl honestly

>>214531360
I have no jaw, and I must kiss

>>214531384
Yeah sad but true. I had a black girl complement my hoodie in the walmart checkout line and I thanked her and turned back around.

>>214531411
Did you finger her puss puss?

>>214531420
No she was a black girl.

猫の時代は永遠に生き続けるでしょう。日本バンザイ

>>214531411
Playing hard to get, huh?

there was a hot black girl that wanted to fuck me back in high school (she literally told my friend) but I said no because I was in my /pol/ phase

>>214531429
>>214531411
still waiting on my personal bratty black gf she is long overdue

>>214531384
One chick complemented me too in a bar but I'm too autistic. I said t-thanks, did a 360 and walked away

>>214531447
The girl you linked has almost no African features. That's maybe top 1% black girl genetics. The average black girl doesn't look anything like her.

Do Americans really do this? (w2c)

>>214531444
>unironically rekt but a fucking shitposting board
lol you know that all /pol/tards are married to gooks right?

i feel kind of sad when i remember a lot people hate me just because i'm racist

I'm thinking anime

>>214531461
Being a pro-miscegenation “chud” is basically the same as being a gay “chud” like Milo Yiannopoulos; disqualifies you from being a genuine chud

>>214531461
I was a retarded chudlet

Chad

>>214531215
Sexo.
>>214531257
Beyond Christmas Cake.

>>214531459
classic /pol/ post

>>214531502
How much was spent on that wig?

>>214531444
If it’s any consolation, I dated girls from all kinds of ethnic groups (basically all of the notable ones other than blacks), and it was enough of a nightmare to turn me into a chud. You’re not really missing out on much.

>>214531524
Anon's just lonely.

>>214531502
I haven't used /pol/ regularly in probably 8 years.

>>214531524
It's actually over for me. I find all races of women attractive except blacks but every girl I have ever dated was Euro. Not a single asian girl I got to fuck without paying her first, only one half asian half white but again I don't count her.

watching battlestar galactica

you need humbling

>>214531568
Lucifer is fun for being comically evil. Baltar deserved what he got.

Never once have I concerned myself with the opinions of homosexuals. Certainly not going to start now.

Battlestar Galactica was very cheap looking like someone made it in their handicam

>>214531591
It was designed to have that sort of documentary style.

I broke your stupid crap moron

I hate you.

>>214531602
Is that true?

>>214531640
But I'm you

>>214531591
It was a product of its time. Cheap CGI was all the rage and it did not age well, but that's true of most shows from the era who used lots of CGI (Stargate Atlantis is another example).

TV shows, especially sci fi shows, didn't have the $100,000,000 budgets that the average show gets now. They were funded by struggling indie studios like NBC and 20th Century Fox, give them a break.

>>214531645
>kills myself
What now?

There are two things a kween must have. Be dark skin and have a fat fat ass

snowbunny pawg gf

>>214531659
don't be retarded that's clearly fake

dayum cuh

IMA BADONKADONK AND BIKINI FEEN

wouldn't mind a gf myself

Wish I could vape in the library.

sad songs make me sad

>>214531667
never looks at the camera Blair Witch Project gf

>>214531654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5wvpkf-EA

>>214531674
idc

>>214531690
das rite

>>214531683
OW OW OW

>>214531690
>BADONKADONK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvz-eD2EXnw&list=RDTvz-eD2EXnw&start_radio=1

>>214531698
this is probably the saddest song ever IMO
https://youtu.be/KsZL-jsnFhY

>>214531714
>>214531659
GYATTTT

>>214531714
you have no dignity man. you could be conned by a shiny object

>>214531683
yowchers!

new kino anti canada video just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4XMsgBFhY4

>niggerlover keeps posting surgery addicts
The absolute state of /cum/.

Uber/Uber Eats offered me another 3 months of Uber One (their membership perks program). That's after getting 6 months mid-last year and 5 months starting at the beginning of this year. They do this cause they're basically a ponzi scheme.

dayummm is that a surgically attached mound of plastic?

>libs posit all their shit policies on high trust societies
>import third world and call you racist
>quality of life goes to shit because their dumb world view was a fantasy
it's only at that point the shitlibs will admit their mistakes and by that point it's useless
good job canada

>>214531733
brownoids broke into a house in hopeless Toronto and killed a brown torontoid

boo...hoo?

almost out of energy drinks and rockstars aren't on sale anymore
fucking fuck my stupid fucking caffeinecel life dude

>>214531745
Why yes it is Timmy

>>214531753
r e m i n d e r

>>214531755
you know what you have to do CANKEK
the boomer tells you to COMPLY
you will be taken to court if you try to be some vigilante you bitch

>>214531753
That's why it's so important for USA to get their house in order and keep it in order, because we just import your ideas and then keep them for an extra decade after they failed.

early one morning with time to kill

>>214531768
antagonistic jeetposting while you LARP as an American isn't the clever ruse you think it is, Rajesh.

>>214531780
we aint changing this country no nation state we're an empire
canada gets all the shit with none of the benefits of the scale of the us

>>214531811
America is doomed but so is the world we are seeing the final breaths of a civilized world

>>214531760
rockstar is horrendous, I wouldn't pay five cents for that industrial waste fluid.

Amanda is playing now

>>214531811
u will kneel to the galactic british empire

>>214531833
blah blah im fighting for 1 billion americans
china fucked itself with the one child policy
the great american empire is entirely possible with some foresight
only america has the suction power to draw so many different forces together and keep it part of a somewhat coherent whole

You used to be so full of life and energy

>>214531859
>>214531811
>>214531768
calm down Brian go smoke some more weed

>>214531859
America is in a giant debt bubble and it's about to have a crisis that will make 08 look like a kiddy ride

>>214531873
imagine how beautiful a world of one billion americans
the amount of seethe it would cause in spain france and canada alone would make it a worthy aspiration
montana and the dakotas have like three people
they need to be settled settled settled

dis nigga having a meltdown

I literally can't off the top off my head in 100% honestly and certainty tell you how many women I have slept with.

>>214531969
The answer is zero(0). We already know.

>>214531979
sent that freak to another dimension

Ever taken an Uber or taxi by yourself before?

>>214531979
No it's definitely not. It's around 19 but I am not 100% certain.

Why are they like this?

>>214531992
nah i want to import a bunch of them chinese
whites are never gonna beat the chinese so the obvious answer is just import a bunch of chinamen and pitch them against each other
as many as possible but probably other ethnicity would be required indian southeast asian arab euro nafri
you can get farm labor from latin america but you should have em be on migration visas

???

>>214532025
Have you ever been to California

>>214532035
we know how this story ends.

>>214532039
bitch im a californian
bore and bred through and through north californian

>>214532035
she sure looks to be having time of her life

>>214532046
>Bitch I'm Californian
*Spits on you*

This country is basically idioarcy but somehow more dumb

>>214532066
dumb cunt we control ever single elite institution
you should show your superiors more respect or the more just might end up hittin ya on the arse

>>214532045
:((((

>>214532069
That movie was a documentary

>>214532069
it was a hecking documentary bros

>>214532083
*Runs you over*
*Farts on your corpse*
*Licks mint chocolate chip ice cream cone*

>>214532035
wish tihs were me

>>214532087
>>214532091
Idioarcy is basically today's society

>$3 chicken sandwich at walmart
god bless you mr. trump, you saved america

>>214532091
nah braziland is more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjNGsUmJzIM
>>214532099
you can seethe over our superiority all you want but your visceral reaction is proof enough of the truth of what i say and of you knowing
so such my dick bitch

>>214532110
Unironically make the chicken sandwich yourself you fat fuck

>>214532116
>I AM CONSTABLE CORNHOLIO
>I NEED BOG ROLLS FOR ME BUMHOLE

>>214532001
couple dozen times. taxis had more soulful drivers but would sometimes be 20-30 minutes late.

>>214532126
I mean have you seen modern America?

>>214532069
That movie was too hopeful, thinking it'd take 500 years.

>>214532143
hulk hogan was around before the movie though

>>214530294 (OP)
I am experiencing the highest level of burnout. Advanced burnout. Even just working 1 or 2 days a week I still can't take it anymore.

>>214532116
My dream is to use a WWE signature move on a British police officer who's on vacation.

>>214532143
See that just proves that you've never watched the movie because Terry Crews was the actual president In Idiocracy

big ol' smooch on the lips :*
~mwah!~

>>214532143
i'd vote for hogan or camacho if they ran desu

Mint chip ice cream tastes the coldest

>>214532151
True
>>214532164
>>214532167
We have a senile reality tv star as president

>>214532163
https://youtube.com/shorts/L0b6ZIMQblQ?si=p8OfvJrm13VH8BFJ

ANOTHER SHIT DAY IN MY INCEL LIFE

>>214532184
bitch nigga weeb get your shit together

>>214532182
I am a simple man. I see British Police and I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cClWps_Vin0

>>214532091
midwits will think idiocracy is just like real life but only because they think that THEY are the special chosen few who are above the thongs of retarded masses and not part of those masses themselves.

>>214532180
Reagan was also a movie star what's your point?

>>214532203
i'm a retarded npc

yeah but imagine if we had a roided up wrestler during his prime as president ,who used the presidency to cut sick promos on their rivals and powerbombed some fucking jabroni through the oval office desk

>>214532195
>>214532182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDz1VvLHamw

>>214532214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MayEssHX2sI

>>214532195
Lmfao