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All I ever want to do when i get home from work is drink alcohol
Ive zero desire or interest in anything else

>>211879946 (OP)
>forgot subject
this is now a chinese immigrant sex thread

>>211879984
based. I havent drank in a while and I've been getting urges

>>211879946 (OP)
Pretty sure those shady massage parlors are usually vietnamese

>>211879946 (OP)
chinese girls give some glorious head

you forgot the /cum/ tag stupid nigger

If last digit is a zero, it confirms WW3 is happening.

>>211880029
Here they're all chinese. Probably varies by area

>>211880081
let me try

This fat girl in my class likes me. when we got our stations she was pretty much the only one that asked me mine, but I just in a flat emotionless voice answered as quickly as possible
I've caught her looking over her shoulder at me.
This is probably why I'm an incel. I've had countless cases like this throughout my life, but I'm incapable of reciprocating interest because im too anxious and restrained

Rolling for WW3

>>211880128
>This is probably why I'm an incel. I've had countless cases like this throughout my life, but I'm incapable of reciprocating interest because im too anxious and restrained
This has happened with me countless time too. Now there is a girl who literally texts me everyday and wants to hang out all the time. I just hope I don't fumble this one

>>211880077
Thats grounds for termination

I do everything I can at work to make my jeet coworkers lives harder without attracting HR

>>211880168
like what?

Why does our president talk like he's disabled?

>>211880161
we def need to get the HR and lawyers involved

Would China or Russia risk WW3 for Iran?

>>211880200
I doubt it

>>211879946 (OP)
The SoCal experience

>>211880197
People used to cope and say hes trying to appeal to working class americans but at this point its clear he's just always like that

The times are getting /cyber/punk-ey. Been incelmaxxing lately, I walk around slouching and with a frown.

>>211880192
For example, if I need to send a ticket over to someone else (IT), common courtesy is to set the ticket as "active" so it doesn't accidentally breach the time limit. However we have no hard rules on this.

I, of course, extend this courtesy to all my coworkers except the jeets.

>>211880240
Too much is happening at once, yet at the same time nothing ever happens

Me and who?

>>211880282
if your jeets are anything like the ones who work in my IT department, ticket status or severity makes no difference in how quickly they handle it.

i was locked out of our systems for almost 2 days because MS Windows decided to freeze my account. the ITjeets dragged their asses and it took over 48 hours for them to reactivate my account.

>>211880293
it is strange how we're in this in-between where something is happening, yet nothing is happening

It's another beautiful day in the shade

Pablo still hasn't shipped my package out seems like he's waiting till the last possible moment to send it out, I'm never buying from this asshole again

>>211880330
me on the left, you on the right

>>211880361
why would you ever order from a [redacted] in the first place? they are famously lazy and slow.

>>211880330
A piece of your poop

I broke something in my apartment and managed to find some hick in Louisiana selling an identical replacement like 10 pages in on Ebay before my landlord could find out.

>>211880333
I work at a 24/7 MSP where night shift is all jeets. Half my day is spent fixing their fucking tickets.

>>211880407
I tried being nonracist BIG MISTAKE

Today I saw this bowl of donuts and taquitos on the sidewalk near a 7/11.
It was still there when I walked by again 4 hours later

>>211880333
every email they send to me has "asap" in it like bitch if everything is needed asap then that just means nothing is needed asap. extremely annoying

>>211880527
oh they love to use URGENT in the subject line of everything. when IT wants something done it has to be instantaneous but when I literally can't do my job because some failed patch crippled our systems they drag their asses and refuse to take responsibility.
jeets were a mistake. a big, fat mistake.
>>211880487
rookie move.

>>211880330
you and your cat?

One time a jeet at my work sent an email to the DL that includes every employee in the company (600+ people) asking for a password reset.

Why are they like this

I love the sounds of the doves and hummingbirds

>>211880489
probably some leftoid fag's idea of charity for the homeless, like people who leave out catfood or sardines for strays.

>>211880562
honestly depends on the company. i work at big tech now and jeets are pretty competent, but I interned at a small firm few years ago and the jeets there were hell. Like the stereotypical ones.

i'm surprised how many office-workers there are here.

Finally got my app to deploy to the cloud properly

>>211880577
we had that happen, but it was an HR lady. everyone responded to that email with reply all saying "why am I getting this email" lmao. and I am talking about tagging 10k+ employees. Fun times hahah.

>>211880625
you should thank me, I work in infrastructure.

>>211880577
kek this happens at my company a lot and 98% of the time it's women doing it.
the best one was an e-mail talking about who they were going to be keeping vs. who they were firing on a particular team. it got sent to +1,000 people including the team in question.

she sent another e-mail to +1,000 people like 2 minutes later saying sorry and asking everyone not to read it and to delete it LOL.

>>211880577
>Jeet does something similar
>IT almost immediately replies saying don't use this DL and don't reply to this email
>Multiple jeets reply with "ok"
I genuinely can't tell if they're actually retarded or just don't give a fuck

>>211880698
>>211880577
none of them know how to use Microsoft Teams meeting invites either so I constantly get invited to meetings that are none of my business. I would just reply saying "hey you sent this to me by mistake please check your mailer list" but they never responded with anything like "oh sorry my bad" and just kept spamming them.
so I've started accepting the invites and attending the meetings until someone asks me who I am and why I'm there. I've sat through about a dozen so far this year, none of which concern me. hoping I might get some valuable inside knowledge but much of it is just boring corporatespeak.

>>211880600
That makes a lot of sense actually, that is an area frequented by homeless people.
That said, I wouldn't eat anything left outside here since it may have rat poop in it, or bird poop.

Why are there so many Indians in Western countries? It wasn't like this 10 years ago, I think.

>>211880216
He's actually just senile. he's always been somewhat of a tard even old clips before he was a president he talked retarded, but it was at least coherent like you could piece together what he meant now it's like scatter brained gibberish like his brain gets constantly distracted by some other thought halfway through his current one

>>211880763
Same reason why there are so many Mexicans in western countries

You can hire 30 offshore poopeople for the cost of 1 white man.

>>211880736
homeless junkies literally sleep on sidewalks covered in piss and shit, they inject filthy drugs with used needles into their AIDS-riddled veins, and they suck strange dick for a few dollars. a bit of rat poo on their food is literally nothing to them. if anything it's a flavor enhancer.

>>211880779
I wish I knew Russian

we should grab homeless people off the street and make them fight to the death on live television, gladiator style

>>211880763
Because it's easier to watch white people build up an amazing country from scratch, then book a $900 flight and hop off declaring that country to be your new home. Much harder to build up your own country from scratch. Even when people show up and offer to help you by gifting you national railroads, hydroelecticity plants, and roadways you can still sneer at them and call them the white devil while remaining in a state of abject squalor and misery.

>>211879946 (OP)
that isn't possible anywhere in the country

>>211880816
best I can do m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLpQL4KtV_g

Dead board
Dead website
Dead internet
Dead country
Dead planet
Dead universe

>>211881005
you can tell it's dead when all the posts just suddenly stop, they're clearly fixing some issue with the bot network.

4chan is just an AI testbed ever since the fake sharty raid. you probably aren't even real.

>>211881024
I'm real, I have a penis with some foreskin

>>211880860
>He's never been to SoCal
LOL there's one of these a few blocks from my house

>>211881069
I wish that were true. I wish you were as real as your imagined foreskin. But alas robots cannot have penises.

SoCal is full of these whorehouse/massage parlors

Is this cancer?

missing jerry springer show

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749897997949079.mp4

>>211881191
I was never low enough IQ to enjoy that shit

>>211881195
This guy is PROOF that Australians can speak in a normal British way without sounding retarded but they choose to use their ridiculous accents anyway . I have no sympathy for them now

>>211881158
No it means you have powers, go jump out a tree and fly away

>>211881129
how do I know if its a whorehouse or not?
why don't the cops shut them down

>>211881220
Aussies are my favourite shitposters of all time. They are unashamedly shitty on the internet and I love it.

Egg Nog is the perfect drink. If it wasn't so unhealthy I'd drink it all th fucking time

>>211881256
imagine an infinite river of eggnog

Which is better, chatgpt or grok?

>>211881256
>>211881281
it's uma delicia because it's only available for a limited time. that makes it extra special and something unique to Christmas time.

that being said, I will be stocking up on some picrel when it's back in stores this November so I have something to hold me over for a few months following Christmas. and please don't suggest that I make my own eggnog that's fucking disgusting and never works.

>>211881249
They're very careful and have a vetted clientele. If you go in there and just ask for a happy ending they're gonna tell you to kick rocks.
But if you come in a few times and then ask for a special service they might give you a go

>>211881281
My dream

>that's fucking disgusting and never works
Oh Christ people actually do this?

>>211881320
imagine being an undercover cop and you tell your boss this and then just get the department to pay for massages and sex with asian hookers for like 5 months only to tell them it's a legit shop and that you should move on to investigate another shop.

>>211881320
the women are ugly as shit right?
so it's basically a place for pathetic old guys to get nasty blowjobs from equally pathetic women?

>>211881340
yes at first I thought it was just a meme but there's Youtube vids and everything of people telling you it's possible. it is absolutely horrendous and tastes like you're sucking rancid shit from a cow's tit. I almost puked when me and a friend tried it.

Business Idea: Live in a van

>>211881344
They're fob immigrants usually shipped over by Triads or affiliated groups who have a debt to work off
Their looks can vary

>>211881365
fuck you hoser get your own idea

>>211881354
Fucking gross dude
I would never try it

was doing interview prep, but this girl wants me to go out with her friends...why are women so social?

>>211881354
>>211881401
I'm so confused, are you guys talking about egg nog?

>>211881424
Yes.

>>211881424
homemade eggnog. store bought eggnog is great most of the time.

the only one i don't really like is the Our Compliments version they sell at Sobey's, it has a weird synthetic flavour like food colouring.

>>211881406
>go out with her friends

oooof. tell her you're busy, that friendzone shit is a complete waste of your time. women will 100% waste your time and cost you opportunities if you let them.

i ripped my weedpen and drank around 6 beers

>>211881463
that pepe should be dancing but it isnt

>>211881461
nah she likes me a lot. i can easily tell. we'll officially start dating soon

I'm an appreciator of the female form of women ages 18-60 and are in shape

>>211881487
>I'm an appreciator of the female form of women ages 18-19 and are in shape

>>211881486
C.
>>211881487
U.
>>211881477
M.

if you litter then i don't know what to tell you

Girl let me suck on that French braid

Canada is kinda irrelevant desu, we don't even have US nukes on our soil anymore. So if WW3 comes along we're gonna be relatively fine right?

>>211881524
nah there's a US-Canada agreement due to NATO. If Iran bombs the fucking shit out of a US base you're the FIRST to get drafted to fight in world war 3

>>211881524
In a limited nuclear war you'd be fine, but a full scale war and you're getting nuked, you're part of NATO and Five Eyes.
Australia and New Zealand would get nuked too

I owe the hospital 218,000 dollars

>>211881541
There's gotta be a way to negotiate it down

>>211881547
>There's gotta be a way to negotiate it down
I don't think it's gunning down health care CEOs

>>211881541
come to brazil

I may be Irish but I'm not stupid

>>211881541
put the house under your mom's name and file for bankruptcy?

>>211881573
can I fuck your women?

it's okay to be brown

>>211881595
i dont own any women

>>211881604
what about your mom, can I fuck her?

>>211881612
if you're a nice guy

tralalalalla

>>211881518
why is it called french braid when it's mostly nordic/germanic girls that like to wear it??????????

>>211881639
can you kill yourself?

>>211881643
can you?

>>211881643
rude

>>211880197
Joe biden failed an IQ test and i passed greater than any person has before
Im remarkable and glorious

My ancestors were kings and queens

i'm a bernie guy

what if we all killed ourselves

>>211881690
the world would be a slightly better place

>>211881690
who's gonna carry the boats?

>being interviewed for an internship
>guy asks "what do you bring to the team?"
How are you supposed to respond to this? I don't fucking know, I gave you my resume didn't I? I'm a fucking intern what do you want?

>>211881728
i bring an open mind to learn and give 110% effort

>>211881728
i bring the donuts and coffee lol!

>>211879946 (OP)
way to fuck up the subject you fucking clown

>>211881728
yeah! and what team?! i don't even know who's on it! "my sword and magic helmet."

finished off the second bag of spicy beef jerky i wanted to save it for friday but i was so hungry

/cum/ has been so dead lately

>>211881783
I had 3.slices of 711 pidser AND 2 of those taquito things they sell

>>211881828
2 I meant, not 3

im the son of the deposed king of nigeria

every race has a flag but the coon

>>211881818
What are you talking about, this isn't cum

>>211881728
Know what the company does and say why your skills add something to the work done there

fuck that hollywood blonde jabroni hulk hogan

cum o algo or something or whatever

i can fuck his ass with my cock 10 inch

>>211880003
No subject. French op. Obviously /cum/.

we are in here
>>211880415

>>211880527
Right so let me tell a little about the Canadian healthcare system in regards to lab testing. Every doctor/nurse/tech who collects a sample and orders tests can, at their discretion, make it a STAT order. Stat being they want it done now and not eventually when convenient. This order classification is so overused it's completely meaningless to logistics department and as meaningless as the techs can get away with (they are obligated to give it some halfass priority). This is so bad everyone eventually came up with a higher urgency order that actually means stat. They will say "super stat". I've only handled one of those and i think it was a transplant organ (cooler had a padlock on it).

>>211880577
>email address: all-staff.mailing.list@ etc

Putin said take the deal. It's unironically over for Iran

>>211882151
what about this: triple stat

only redditors use the word unironically

>>211882258
>Said the reddit country anon

>>211882250
You could make is quintuple stat and it would still get dealt with in the same amount of time. Bear in mind here that this healthcare system has let people die in the emergency room waiting room. Multiple times.

>>211882281
its ok redditor. we can always tell its you.

>>211880212
Other states don't have erotic massage parlor?

>>211881320
Do you look like i cop o algo? I get jacked off in every parlor i go to the first time without even asking

>>211881249
If it's in a shitty looking strip mall, named "asian massage", google reviews are all blue collar creepy dudes, etc
It's pretty obvious...
>>211882884
Yeah you don't even really have to ask. They know what you're really there for

>>211882932
i'm really there for a massage. the handjob is just the icing on the cake

>>211882950
The massage is poorly done tho cause usually the whore isn't trained properly.

>>211882974
Depends on the whore. Some give crappy massages others give great ones.