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>>211843740 (OP)
6 of coins for the hue

Bitches get shot with a rubber bullet and be like WRAGH

>>211843761
I voted for this

>>211843761
oh, same. i'd probably cry like a little wuss too. i feel pain, and i say "ow!"

BISCAYNE BAY
WHERE DA CUBAWWWNNN GENTLEMEN SLEEP ALL DAY
I WENT LOOKING FOR THE TASTE YOU SAID YOU'D BRING TO ME

>>211843797
state mandated mommy gf to teach me how el sexo works

>>211843807
might jack off to this later ngl

>>211843846
It does almost look like she's doing an ahegao face

>>211843846
you masturbate to soyjaks?

made a new X account 4 days ago and it already has 126 tweets

>>211843888
sometimes yea

How do you get a job as a financial advisor? And no social networking or years of experience are not real answers.

>>211843915
made mine in 2017 and i have 2 posts, 2 reposts, and 2 replies. one reply has 6k likes and 10x as many views. i demolished some troon

where the white women at?

jasonkin BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

I've had the shits today

women that wont have sex might as well be dirt to me

It wasn't me that started that crazy asian war

>>211844047
That's a bit harsh anon, if you put a hole in the ground you can still fuck dirt

>>211844008
W-wow who is this redpilled blonde goddess?? She hates gays and I…I do too..!

thinking of playing fallout 4 but then i remember that gray soulless world and i remember i'll regret my decision 10 minutes into booting the game

>>211844008
cringe. she needs bbc correction

watching destiny

What did Iran even do?

>>211844081
*signalman directing choppers landing in a jungle clearing*
SOME FOLKS ARE BAWN

>>211844106
https://www.instagram.com/nitroteam458/reel/DK4zltKCe82/?hl=en
Some poleling

>>211843797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQ

>have polish flag on interpals
>no russian girls message me
>change it to usa
>instantly have like 3 russian girls message me
yankies dont suffer

who's the goodest goy

I hate breaking in new shoes. I feel wrong and weird for the entire week.

>>211844203
>not wanting a cute finnish mommy to eat tendies with
absolute jabroni

>>211844169
Kurrrwa

i fell for it again

the gatlin boys came calling

>>211844341
look at dis DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

>>211844148
Bitch

I'm a crying shame

>>211844272
>not wanting a blown out single mother roastie leftoid trashbrain politician


ftfy. i bet this bitch loves flooding her country with brownoids.

>>211844148
Opposed Israel

I’m proud to be Polish!

>>211844148
called trump's jordans fake

lol

https://x.com/imtiazmadmood/status/1934838415692079284

>>211844393
I'll flood her "country" with my immigrants, IYKWIM

>>211844423
where at least I know I'm insolent towards Russia!

Joe Biden has Ball cancer

Did anyone listen to the new King Gizz album?

I'm a useless moocher

>>211844423
Based. I have OCD and one of my top intrusive thoughts is "I'm Polish" (I'm not actually, I just really like Polish culture)

>>211844462
By "country" you mean her vagina, am I correct? And the immigrants would be your ejaculate?

did you guys know THE bud1 posts in /cum/?
/hoc/ knowers would know

>>211844482
Oh shit it already came out? I wasn't too impressed by the singles but I'll have to move that way up my backlog. Seeing them in New Haven over the summer

hoo boy. it's a very pretty day, but man, it is HOT out! and not in a casual, cumulative way, it burns your skin instantly! had to put some urgency in my stride! "oh wow, pretty blue sky. oh sick, look at that bird. okay, that's great, now get back inside!"

>>211844476
he's had it for a long time, it explains a lot of his retarded behaviour. cancer fucks with your cognitive abilities even if it's not brain cancer, i knew people who died of lung and pancreatic cancer and their minds started turning to mush about a year before they died.

>>211844502
Zesty walk a mile in these louboutins type nigga

>>211844516
I've been posting in /hoc/ since last year and I still dont know who bud is

>>211844542
bud1
trb lost

I took an accidental picture of the sky today and it looks like I’m traveling at warp 8.

me so horny

Hockey has been fairly cringe ever since they cracked down on fighting. 90's hockey was kino though, I remember watching that as a wee lad and it seemed like every game there was a brawl.

>>211844566
posted it again award

Bought an ab wheel and damn does this shit hurt

>>211844598
Have sex

>>211844605
bubblin'

hockey has been cringe ever since my wingies stopped making the playoffs

>>211844598
EW, RUMPLE SMOOTH SKIN, YOU SAY YOU WANNA GET IN MY BENZ?!

>>211844598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qp_SrTgBBs

I moved from a ghetto to a less ghetto place and now my car insurance is 100 buxx cheaper.
First round is on me buds.

>>211844618
fatty

>>211844636
https://youtu.be/eSbEbym0eXM

happeningsoys wrong again
chuds keep winning

>>211844650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEe4i2osF5A

>>211844647
huh, I always thought is was 'rump of'

>>211844261
>breaking in new shoes
What does that mean?

>>211844694
im embarrassed that i fell for the latest cliffhanger in this dumpster fire of a timeline

Gay ass big chasing ass tranny ass faggots be like "Did anyone listen to the new King Gizz album?"

>>211844721
Peeing in them then wearing until they’re dry so they shape to your feet better

>>211844667
You spam this in every thread

>>211844694
idk what this means exactly, shit is happening as we shitpost right now. they're literally blowing each other up. are you talking about the US getting directly involved? i don't think anyone ever expected that to happen, it's obvious this is another proxy war like ukraine.

>>211844694
what's that bit of sweat going down your forehead

>>211844658
I didn't know they had ghettos over there

>>211844732
So true. Real heterosexuals like myself are listening to the new Addison Rae album

Chuds will LOVE this

https://x.com/tylerdurden/status/1934971647175663630

>>211844667
>accidentally killed some people that shouldn’t even be in the country
Free him

In George Orwell's 1984, perpetual war is a key element of the dystopian society of Oceania, where the ruling Party maintains its power through constant conflict with either Eurasia or Eastasia. This perpetual war is not meant to be won but rather serves as a tool for social control and economic stability within Oceania.

https://youtu.be/dHCgop9ofAw
https://youtu.be/dHCgop9ofAw
https://youtu.be/dHCgop9ofAw

>>211844708
oh! that makes way more sense! you have to be right. oh good Lord, i've been singing it to myself in the shower that way for decades. i'm an idiot hahaha

homeless schizo is yelling at what looks like a security guard smoking across the street

>>211844853
That's literally the MO of every geopolitical hegemon in history, even the Egyptians had to justify their Pharaoh by invading and trading jabs with the Anatolian and Levantine powers.

>>211844840
>Free him
Definitely not, he might hit some honest white folk next time.
Send him to detroit

>>211844667
I read intoxication and slaughter and thought he had poisoned their water or something. I need to get sum siesta.

Question to all chronic masturbators:
Do you empty your sacc completely when you bussss or do you have a lot of post orgasm leakage?

>>211844903
such is life on this bitch ass of a world

>>211844949
>Luigi posting without posting luigi

>>211844863
Goes hard asf gyattt damm

>>211844940
nigga u gay

"Nagelkirk", that's a really interesting last name. i saw it in the credits of the show that just ended. usually i can hazard a guess and sort of get a dart on the board, guessing where someone's from, but i don't have a clue with this one. "Nagelkirk"... dutch? ha. i always throw that card when i'm clueless. no idea.

>>211845009
Don’t make me hurt you

The Bolivian Mennonite gas-facilitated rapes were mass serial rapes by a group of men over at least four years in the Bolivian Mennonite settlement of Manitoba Colony. At least nine male members of the colony sprayed a veterinary sedative through window screens to render whole households unconscious. They then entered homes and raped the residents, particularly women and girls (but also small children)

>>211845052
>151 women and girls
>The victims were between three and 65 years old
And they only got 25 years

The Islamic Republic of Iran won’t survive June 2025.
Screenshot this post.

oh my God, it IS dutch! holy crap! i just threw a guess! still got it, man. yes! oh, i'm drinking to that. haha groovin'!

>>211844971
https://youtu.be/oIzzhgIZCH0

kek I was trying to search up a song by InFlames called "Take This Life" and Youtube gives me an ad pleading with me not to anhero

think I'm gonna take a break from the edibles for a while and go back to beer
good ol' beer

>>211845189
This is lame sorry

>>211845296
https://youtu.be/mVrXdcfpJpQ

>>211845284
I love edibles, they make me sleep so good, beer does not...

>>211845284
beer is only good for making you fat

>>211845343
I love edibles too but I think I've fucked my appetite by taking them every day.
like I literally have no appetite no matter how hungry I am, unless I just get very very high
>>211845364
I like the taste and I'm headed down the road to being a skelly anyway at this rate

>>211845412
our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate

>>211845364
t. mangina

>>211845432
t. fatty boombatty

?

but what if i don't WANT to go to war with Iran?

Will you be joining your brothers in the invasion of Iran?

>>211845484
You won’t have to.
The brave soldiers of the IDF are sacrificing themselves for your safety.

>>211845484
American soldiers always come back with foreign wives after wars
You’re telling me you DON’T want a big booba Persian wife??

>>211845407
>every day.
dude, twice a week, max, once per week is best for me

I’ll see you all when we’re crossing the Zagros Mountains on the way to Tehran

switched to full-spectrum penberg and it works but tolerance builds quickly. good on the bicycle though. I don't want smoke inhalation

India has offered to be a negotiator for the peace treaty talks between Israel and Iran. They will present their poopen sharten farten later tonight.

>>211845472
si

some dentist girls really dont give a fuck. they really really dont give a shit.

>>211845430
speak for yourself. that is precisely my deepest fear. every night, no matter how i reveled in the day preceding, i always have a brief moment of panic. "you screwed up. you didn't do enough. you only did the dishes from the morning, there's some in there now. look how your neck has hair again. did you actually reply to any of your friends, or did you just sit around mentally building some?" it actually spurs me into action sometimes. the fear that i've done nothing at all.

USA WILL go to war with Iran. Canada will join the US once China joins Iran. Nothing will happen 4 me. Have fun.

We made it 4 years without involving ourselves in a war in the middle east, we should be proud of that

>>211845645
Interesting how Biden was the one who kept us out

>>211845472
I want to ride her like this

if joe brandon was still president or karmela was president and the us was on the brink of war Trumpstein and jason and all the magaweenies would be spamming endlessly about how this wouldnt be happening if trumpberg were president

whats stopping every muslim country from zerg rushing israel

breaking news:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Do Upper Midwesterners cry BUUUD! BUUUD! while lighting the enemy up in full auto?

>>211845710
Cowardice

>>211845710
nuclear retaliation from shartmeristan

>>211845719
thank you for sharing anon
where can i subscribe to your bluesky for more breaking news events

Remember:
Always be nice to others

>>211845710
muslims hate slightly different muslims almost as much as israel

What are hertz

>>211845578
I don't smoke at all thoughever and most days I only take 10-20 mgs at once

>>211845828
*punches you in the arm*
hertz, donut

I just got scammed by a vending machine (again). Where's my award?

>>211845828
when you nut but she still sucking

>>211845850
you did that all backwards!

What was the last video game you played

It's like missile command above Tel Aviv rn
Very kino

Someone give me 15 dollars and I’ll pray for you everyday

>>211845881
Just shapes and beats.

>>211845710
>>211845710
This vid explains it
https://streamable.com/75e4hj

>>211845710
the rulers are taghuts who are slaves of America and Israel

>>211845905
I don't like praying but we can do another activity where you get on your knees.

>>211845851
The universal scales tip towards balance because of your sacrifice

>>211845710
They're scared of Israel's greatest ally involvement.

>>211845881
i think the oblivion remaster. i spent way more time in mortal kombat, though. getting ready for that legacy kollection. i'm so excited, i feel like i'll pop if i think too long about it.

>>211845881
either yoshis island or wolf 3D

back from work, what did I miss?

>>211845881
dailies in yugioh md

>>211846026
Nothing because nothing ever happens.

>dailies
jason tier

who gives a shit about the middle east

>>211846055
I thought trump was gonna bomb iran. I'm gonna look it up

how can people work the same job for 10+ years i’d lose my friggin marbles going to the same place to do the same thing with the same people day in and day out for that long

imagine how peaceful the world would be without israel

*rips a massive fucking fart in your stupid fucking face*

>>211846112
I'm at 5 years and I just kind of shut my brain off for 8 hours.

>>211846126
*shoots you 9 times*

>>211846112
i think its pretty chill, like after a 2 or 3 years you're pretty settled in and know what you're doing and its probably comfy unless you got shit coworkers or something, depends on the job i suppose

>>211846112
Didn’t you go to school for 12 years

>>211846155
*survives and thinks about farting in your face again when you visit me in the hospital*

>>211846113
Israel gave humanity the modern world.

>>211846174
no. but even then you change schools every few years and even within the schools it’s different stuff year to year

>>211846112
if you have a good one. and i don't mean something meaningful or productive for mankind. just one where your boss is relaxed, you can laugh and be real with people in the break room. that's a good job. i'd rather work ten years there, than have one that pays my bills, but always looking up the crisis number.

>>211846056
my name actually is jason

>america first.... first to run into iranian machine gun and artillery
woah

>>211846200
Yes let us all take advice from the guy who eats cum and sucks dick and gets fucked in his ass.

>>211846200
okay, but he's right. douglas murray hasn't lost a debate yet on the issue.

>>211846230
hi Jason. how are you?

the shipping label has finally been made we are so motherfucking back!

>>211846200
Depends on the Christians
15 million Latinx and Subsaharan Christians?
Definitely

I remember the time when you could just call someone gay and disregard their opinion

LeBron James

>unconditional surrender....to aipac and bibi
WOAH!

>>211846396
it's 2025. gay is not an insult.

gonna bust a nut, take a nap, and then head to gym. gonna do some interview prep late night too

>>211846369
k keep me posted

>>211846396
sounds to me like the wizard has lost his power. have the times changed? or have you?

finna go eat at the Korean restaurant then return home and go to sleep

>>211846465
this wizard will get cancelled and fired if he unleashed his powers in public yknow. i've sealed those powers

>>211846455
lol you talk like a fag

>>211846483
Barbecue?

just jerked it to amateur trans porn
what did i think of it

>>211846462
oh trust me i will keep you posted every step of the way till it reaches my home

>>211846485
then be wistful only at your sealing.

I deserve to be blown before you go in the jacuzzi

>new brakes are making a horrible squealing noise after costing me $2,000

why can't anything ever just work. it's not the "breaking in" noise they normally make either, sounds like something is misaligned.

i have decided to start clipping my nails instead of biting them
but where do you do it without making a mess

>>211846399
lekaren

after trump gets jfkd ameribros are going to be stuck with president racemixer eyeliner for 8 years.
grim

>>211846200
"Tel Aviv" is burrrrrrrrrrrrning! It ain't a disco inferno but a Yiddish inferno! And we're all dancing to the tune of the colonizers being blasted into embers!

>>211846689
why would bibi shoot his goodest goy

>>211846660
bathroom. tear off a ply, place them all there, then escort the poor fellows into the trash. easy.

>>211846689
yeah the Presidents are just figureheads anyways, if they don't do what they're told they get the emergency exit.

ripip

>>211846729
>>211846785
to 'compel' the american public into joining the war effort

>>211846797
Ellen DeGeneres and Gordon Ramsey do fusion

>>211846811
>compel the american public by shooting a guy hated by half the country alienating even the biggest MIGApedes

Shut the FUCK up brownrrone

>>211846797
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE YOU FUCKING DONKEY

I wonder if other countries have as many MILFs in government as we do

holy fuck
turn on the news

>universally agreed that the last sandnig war was a massive waste of money, time, and life
>4 years later
>yeah let's do it again

Dinesh D'Souza is right when he says we should hit Iran now while the time is right

NHH

NEH

>>211846893
holy SHIT

>>211845881
codww2

I've been looking at old MTG art, up to Mirrodin. It was a continuation of the sci-fi novel cover art of the 70s and 80s which was head-trippingly transcendent and embraced archetypal themes, unlike the modern day comicslop handling of the IP. It also featured lovely quotations from historic transatlantic poetry. I tell ya, here in SLO, a lot of us early millennials only really got into English after starting to play MTG in the late 90s as adolescents.

Sup fellas

>playing CoD after BO1
ISHYGDDT

>>211847014
hello

>>211846926
We should bomb israel instead
It would bring peace and prosperity to the region

>>211846200
Wow these fuckers can't help themselves. They keep pushing the 110th will be Israel.

>>211843938
Step 1. Be a jew

>>211847002
Makes me want to go to a comic book shop and look at vintage cards

Gaddafi and assad were gifts to the region. Israel is Satan

>>211847038
No sorry this is you

>>211847061
Why doesn't Israel protect itself

What those pining for war fail to see is that this can easily spiral out of control much like Afghanistan did, you can easily be fighting an insurgency with foreign jihadists flooding in from all sides and turn it into another failed nation building exercise.

>>211847096
Hop to it mutt

>>211847053
I've always been a big fan of comics and you know what's a regular crime against humanity? That nobody thought to adapt Jeff Smith's Bone to film. When I read that comic I sorta stopped reading others, even though I was also interested in a lot of alternative, Robert Crumb type stuff, because das it, mane.

>>211847096
cool it with the antisemetic remarks

>>211847103
what in the fuck

how do these people keep finding new ways to make me cringe

>>211847136
MAGA is literally a cult. Look up huckabees text to trump this morning, they reposted it on the wh page

Christmas in June?

>Israeli tanks kill 59 people in Gaza crowd trying to get food aid, medics say
Russia-tier

>>211847159
That's true but still better than Kamala or Biden

I'm ready for life to be finished. Please lord let the jews start WW3, I ask ye for little

The world’s only toilet paper that looks better after wiping.

These are the boomers who sold you out:

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750172627855096.mp4

>>211847175
I didnt vote for either of them, still a cult

A rat done bit my sister jill

And I also love all the Bakshi stuff, like Wizards, and Coonskin, and all that hippie Disney stuff

>>211847175
Biden when he wasnt a vegetable was better than Trump
But Trump is better than Kamala

>>211847167
about 3am local time and still no surprise
looks like nothingburgerbros win again

>>211845710
Losing again

>>211847196
AND WHITEY'S ON DA MOON

>>211847180
Im really disappointed in this country, we do have a king, and thats Elvis.

>>211845710
oil sales
hating shias
retaliation fears

>>211847225
I can't pay no doctor bills

But whitey's on the moon

>>211847119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_m-BjrxmgI

>>211847167
The only thing this can refer to is the blocking of the straight of hormuz
If they dont do it now they're fucking retarded

>>211847241
Buddy holly and Johnny cash were better

>>211847212
Hopefully its Thanksgiving in June, I could do with some green bean casserole and some stuffing and mashed taters.

>>211847225
Cut her tits off for a social fad epic lulz
Future civilizations will look at the tranny craze and think it was a joke

In this country we have king david

>>211846982
trvke

There is another O&A fan lurking here, I can sense their presence.

>>211847269
you could do with a salad and a run around the block, fatso

>>211847269
yeah I bet you could
*jiggles your belly*

Peace is gonna break out in the middle east
You know what is another name for "peace"? Nothing fucking happening

the book that i bought from the library has a picture in it of a kid (holding a baby) who looks exactly like the qt librarian that has a bf
apparently it isnt weird to ask a girl to go back to your house so i want to go there and show her the picture to see what she thinks but i think she isnt sure if i know she has a bf so it might be weird so i wont

>>211847287
they have their moments but stern was always better

>>211847271
Historically there's always been some minority of freaks, remember when eunuchs were a thing like 600 years ago? Troons are our version.

>>211847310
What if I shart in your mart?

that feel when no gf

>>211847313
Why would you invite her to your house? Just show her at the library? Am I having a stroke?

apparently its ok for a guy to ask someone if they want to go back to their house

>>211847330
Weren't eunuchs somewhat accepted though cause kings used them in their courts cause they couldn't cuck the king

Giving a complement to a girl means you want to fuck her every time. A girl giving you a complement doesn't mean she wants to fuck you??? Why complement then?

>>211847310
Could Iceland sustain itself if the Samson Option were invoked and western stability was shattered? How dependent on imports are you guys?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750128028903538.mp4

>>211847379
*compliment

>>211847375
i meant that, but im not going to do it. i get the vibe that she was creeped out by me even though my attempt was good this time despite what she may or may not think

Hey cutie your boobs are as esquisite as that bombshell of a face
What say we take a ride on the loving train back at my place?

>>211847409
Batty boy fi dem

>>211847411
apparently you should also get her name quickly. like the first 2-3 sentences you say should establish you two on a namely basis

>>211847409
wow what a stupid bitch she is tho.

>I go all the way to India
>and can't believe these Indians are acting like Indians
>instead of Western white men

got a good post for the new, going to get heaps of (You)s

>>211847409
Fug

>>211847409
by allah the Pakistani MAN would of hit her tha t instant!

>>211847436
Hey cutie is your name as elegant as those big cow like udders?
Hell sweet thing if you was a cow id never stop milking

why is youtube recommending me a town council meeting livestream from some random shithole in texas

>>211847488
you're just that boring

Pakistan number 1 by Allah (pbuh)
nuke India

Fuck israel
Fuck america
Heil Hitler
Free Palestine
Iran will win
A curse upon the jews

>>211847458
Point is he's handsome and that she should be so lucky. Looks like a nice guy

Youtube search is cooked you look up something and it shows you pimple poppers

nuke terrone

>>211847461
how good is it tho like 7/10 or 10/10?

>>211847409
she's ugly, she should appreciate the attention tbqh

>>211847501
The h'whitest man in America

>>211847523
like 8/10 maybe

free Iran. the Jews are oppressing them
stop giving me ads about how Iran has nukes that can reach the EU with someberg scholomo-orphanage embezzlsteine talking about it like i care

>>211847509
she looks like a miserable lesbian, all the horny mid white girls who go to India love being mobbed by jeets

boobas

>>211847549
This!

>>211847555
das a troon btw

>>211847555
Barron Trump should breed her, imagine how tall those kids would be

Nee

>>211847546

>>211847345
No mart in which to shart
You would just have to hold it in if you came to visit
>>211847399
We would all die

>>211847567
t. tranny porn expert

>>211847501
>so stressed about the middle east that he's turning gray

>>211847023
ha! i'm in six as i write this! i dunno, stakeout's pretty fun. granted, i'm usually just whipping molotovs around corners and flipping out every time i fall off a balcony, but still. isn't that what it's all about? haha