Thread 719798673

I-ITS ALL BOTS RIGHT? ITS STILL A FLOP, HASNT EVEN REACHED 150K

90% of people can't even buy the fucking game lmao

>>719798673 (OP)
If the game doesn't reach 1 million it's a flop. Way too much hype.

can you imagine how many people will buy this only to realize they don't like metroidvanias or it's just a indie game that happens to be well made by competent people and nothing else

>>719798937
theres probably 3+ million people stuck trying to buy the game as you read this

>>719798673 (OP)
My dude, palworld had 2 million. That's the standard for a successful indie game now.

>can't beat Helldivers daily peak, forget about ATH
lol

>it keeps going down
the refunds are rolling in
too many zooms got tricked by the hype

>>719798673 (OP)
Who exactly are you rubbing this in the face of?
Murder all steam charts posters

>>719798673 (OP)
>111k
>people already having problem buying it
>not even weekend yet
insane

>>719798673 (OP)
>109k
>it stopped already
grim if true

op raped

bug game for bug people lol

Imagine how high it will be if Steam ever stops being broken.

>

>>719799332
Anon, I can't even fucking buy it lmao
Steam has been crashed for the past hour and 20 minutes, I doubt those numbers are even fully accurate

>>719798673 (OP)
Like I said, it should have costed 15 us dollars top.

>>719798937
Kek. Like it's an hour in and you're moving the goalpost

>>719798673 (OP)
>DRM free game
>buying on steam
why?

>>719799403
kek

>>719799403
upvoted

>30 minutes
>"MASTERPIECE"
These are the types of people hyping the game because of FOMO by the way who play like 3 games a year

>>719799380
Steam isn't even broke at this point.

I gave up and I'm pirating it. Fuck Team Cherry for not allowing pre-orders I'm not paying for that shit now

>>719799403
Well the only selling point of this game seems to be
>IT'S POPULAR EVERYONE IS PLAYING IT SO YOU NEED TO PLAY IT TOO
so yeah. Otherwise it just looks like a generic vania. I still have DS castlevanias to beat, I don't need this

>>719799084
Retard.

>>719799275
Bump

>>719799556
try checking out

you can tell the player count is botted since it said 70k before anyone was even able to buy the game since steam was broken

>>719799553
>"monkey" in his name
Is it really just furfags yuffing again

>>719799643
I bought a game you dumbass, and in the other thread some retard suggested there was a silksong only checkout page.

bought it only cuz of the hype never heard of this before lol

>>719799553
>play like 3 games a year
prove it with his profile

>it's down to 108k now
Literally below Helldivers 2

fucking INBRED RETARDS not having PREORDER AND PREDOWNLOAD

>>719799423
>108k now
works for me https://store.steampowered.com/app/1030300/Hollow_Knight_Silksong/

>>719799774
I guess me and everyone else posting about not buying the game are just lying then, good sleuthing skills anon! You saw through the facade!

CLICK HARDER FAGGOTS
ONE OF US WILL MAKE IT THRU

How do I put a short position on silksong player counts!?

>>719799846
Network errors are network errors.
If there was still problems EVERYONE would be having problems.

E33SISTERS DONT LOOK!!!!!1!1!!

it's a faggot-ass indie platformer what's the big deal?
is it another dubai chocolate lebubu bullshit fad for drooling retards?

>>719798673 (OP)
>100K an hour after release
You told me it was going to flop, /v/. You promised.

>>719798673 (OP)
There's a lot of developers crying right now because this game is only $20.
Which means you should be glad it's doing really well, despite you disliking the game.

>its already going down
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>719800000
obsessed

>107,448 In-Game
it's joever
bugsisters we got destroyed by helldivers 2 on our launch day

>>719799996
Oh yes, I'm the only one experiencing errors! Guess it was me who made on the posts on /v/, the Steam Forums, and Reddit over the past hour! Good job anon! Your ability to detect samefagging is off the charts!

>>719800000
hecked

ITS FREE ON IGG GAMES JUST TORRENT IT
>ITS FREE ON IGG GAMES JUST TORRENT IT.
ITS FREE ON IGG GAMES JUST TORRENT IT
>ITS FREE ON IGG GAMES JUST TORRENT IT

ITS FREE ON IGG GAMES JUST TORRENT IT
>ITS FREE ON IGG GAMES JUST TORRENT IT

I miss the old Steam monster dudes. The black one that looked like a cat and the other two.

>something wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V8zkhfDGMw

>>719800104
CLOSE YOUR EYES E33SISSY DO NOT WITNESS SUCH HORROR

>>719800000
WASTED

>>719800074
it's not going to change anything
terraria and stardew valley didn't make free content updates a thing, this won't make $20 games a thing

>>719800000
E33 peaked at 145k with 0 hype and higher pricetag.
Silksong is already going down and you spammed this slop for a solid decade, in every gameshow.

>>719800000
Obscur wonned because it costed 2x more. Checkmate, incel.

>>719800028
The art direction appeals to kids I guess? See why no other reason why this generic metroidvania is so hyped. Kids of course haven't played any other vanias so they think it's unique too

>>719800000
Ok but I'm checkin them quints!

>>719799553
farming updotes for his steam page

Again, most of Hollow Knight audience is on Switch 2.

>>719800000
Glad silksong's out, so that astroturfed french piece of shit can go back to its hole.

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

I'm going to wait a while since steam has network problems. Although i might wait for android port. Recently replayed HK with this and it was comfy

>106,099 In-Game
fucking hell it's going to 0 isn't it

>>719800000
i checked

>>719798673 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA GTA6 BROS WE WON KEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>719800243
Ok neckbeard

>>719800214
E33 didn't crash all of the game stores simultaneously. Silksong is going to hit 300k+ easily.

>>719798673 (OP)
npcs and bots are the same thing
theres not a single difference npcs are humans that ai ate

>>719798673 (OP)
Nice, I expected 100k.

>>719800207
They are already a thing.

>>719798673 (OP)
jesus christ this got more players than assassins creed shadows
just let that sink in

>>719800359
Exactly the kind of argument I imagine a kid would make. You wanted to drop an unc in there didn't you

Well, after 1 hr and 30 minutes, steam finally processed by purchase. Took them long enough to get to it.

>>719799553
>check profile
Behold! The King of normalfags, Lord of FOMO

>>719800214
new cope dropped

>>719800417
>good game beats shit DEI slop
no way.

>>719800383
How much hype E33 had before its launch?

>>719800417
people are on a waiting list right now

>>719798673 (OP)
i was told it would sell millions in just an hour
did all the shilljeet zoomertroons ACK themselves before the game's launch?

>>719800000
posting in an ebic quints bread

>>719800494
>E33fag
That's a red flag

>>719799151
>>719800351
kek

FUND BROS
WHAT IS OUR STATUS?

>>719799669
yeah they do that now
bg3 is mostly bots
they lost the culture war so now they just fake everything
nintendo switch 2 failed lol

KEKYPOW
E33 SISTERS WE WONNED

So is Steam just not coming back?

>>719800519
Why is hype supposed to matter, exactly?

And yes, there was E33 hype before the launch. We had threads on /v/ for months leading up to its launch. It wasn't shadow-dropped like Hi-Fi Rush.

>>719800383
>300k
there is probably more

>>719800504
ok but it's 106k now
why are people alt+f4ing already?

No one can play it. The Steam server can't process the transaction.

STOP THE COUNT

>>719800417
Post Silksong sales retard.

>>719800383
It's getting a million

I hate Gaben that fat fuck I hope gets diabetes

>>719800642
300k concurrent on Steam. If you tally all of the people on other game stores playing (they all crashed except for Xbox) it's easily going to be 900k+

>>719800687
>tfw they did

>>719800702
it's still at 110k, it won't even reach 500k

>>719800060
The Twitter post had 21 million views. The game only has 100k players. Even including the consolekeks this is a colossal flop of tortantic magnitudes. Indies lost so bigly lmaoo

>entire steam community page is game giveaways
Wow this is so organic. 5 different giveaway happening lmao

>>719800494
>wukong
>v rising
>baldur's gate 3
lol

>>719800417
asscreed had 3 million players in the first hour lil bro

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING??? BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUUUUUUUUUUY DONT STOP BUYING FFS

>>719800641
>Why is hype supposed to matter, exactly?
it matters for all time peaks as far as single player games are concerned

>>719800764
It's down to 105k now LMAO

>>719798673 (OP)
>redditors and marketing jeets are pissing and shitting themselves over the most boring vania of all time

BUY IT NOW AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH CONSUME

>105k
uhh hollowtranny sisters?

>>719800956
steam is crashed okay???

Post Deltarune numbers nıggers

>over an hour and a half post launch
>still can't checkout on Steam
Bravo Gaben! Bravo Valve!

>>719798937
Id say 500K.

...Aren't you boys supposed to be at work? It's the middle of the day.

>>719801079
post bussy

>>719800351
>>719799151
Epic win

>>719800907
There's something poetic about innumerable jeets trying to buy a jeet game on a failing backend jeet coded server.

>>719801079
Took the day off unironically and still cant play :(

In capitalism, you can price your game as high as you want.

But you can price your game as low as you want, you can even give your game for free.
No amount or crying and begging can change that.

It can't take that long to restart the store servers

That's what happens when you leave a whole 5 people working on your company

>>719801079
Here come the excuses LOL

>>719801139
epic is literally the only store without silksong

>>719800641
We are talking about player counts, hype makes all the difference.
E33 was nowhere near as hyped nor anyone knew who the devs were.

>>719801079
/v/ is unemployed

>already flopping
OH NONONONONONO

>>719800494
>why yes I enjoy the current thing, how could you tell

>>719801169
torrent is already up on the usual places btw

>>719801206
tsk tsk Timmy wins again

>>719800596
that's not unusual, palworld is a really fucking hard game.

>>719801079
It's 9pm saar

>>719801206
no one cares about that spyware store

>>719801169
>taking the day off work to play with your electronic toys

do people really

>>719800449
>Exactly the kind of argument I imagine a kid would make. You wanted to drop an unc in there didn't you

>>719801206
how

YOUTUBE IS ALREADY SHOWING ME SPOILERS

LET ME PLAY

They're gonna give this shit game of the year LMAO

>>719798673 (OP)
I CAN'T EVEN BUY THIS SHIT MAN

>>719801346
God forbid a man have things he enjoys

>>719801346
Sorry Mr Noseberg state law requires you to grant my sick leave!

>>719798673 (OP)
no..noooooooooo DELETE THIS

>>719801306
More like Palword keeps adding cheevos so this guy might've actually platinumed it when he played it.

>>719801175
They could've given it away for free if they really didn't care about the money. The $20 price tag was chosen specifically to hurt other indie devs and make them look greedy for trying to have the time, blood and sweat they have sacrificed to make their dream real compensated.

I know I can get over there. I know I can.

>>719801381
meme game already won the previous GOTY
Expedition 33 wins this one

>>719800494
More cheevos than 99% of vee

FLOP FLOO FLOP FLOP FLOP

>>719801354
Hacking my camera and posting a picture from it isn't going to help your case kid

>>719800803
They farm rewards from midwit people like you. Did you really think that's real giveaways?

Should I try a steam get away.

>>719801381
Don't worry, it's not a Sony game

>>719801483
do you see color banding or is it just the jpg?

>>719801480
Get outpriced fag

>>719798937
This shit got way overhyped for what it really is, a maybe slightly above average indie platformer with a cute artstyle, this shit started development 7 years ago and maybe back then the hecking running up walls and ebin scripted grappling hook movement was considered fun and ground breaking, but nowadays that shit has basically become the standard, game looked mid as hell in the trailers save for the art style

>>719801483
wtf I thought you anons were lying when you said it was a flash game. they didn't have enough money to hire a good artist?

>>719801545
The sheer amount of responses to that post tells you that the audience of HK is gullible kids

I played for 5mins, beat the tutorial boss and refunded.
Don't know why I got tricked into thinking I cared about metroidvanias.

>Steam is already fine
>everyone can buy it
>still failed to beat Stellar Blade
KNEEL!

>>719801658
legit looks like calarts maxxery

>>719801518
How soon we forget

>>719800829
[citation needed]

>>719801367
“We’ll give you 5 gorrilion dollars to make Silksong exclusive to our storefront for a year or we won’t sell it at all”

“lol k”

>>719801480
it's funny to think some people out there genuinely think this

>>719801698
no you don't understand this is a 10/10 simplistic artstyle
why do the animations look like they're made in flash? ummm it's supposed to look nostalgic, that's the style

>>719801715
>Steam is already fine
it's fucking not
still can't buy it

>>719801632
>>719801658
I think it's just steam compression, it's not the raw img

>>719798673 (OP)
>check steam reviews
>1 hr played
>GOTYAY 10/10

I'm tired of it.

>>719801783
Turn it off and on again. It was only down for like 2 minutes, you guys are just retarded. Steam didn't go down for 2 flipping hours lmao

>>719799151
meanwhile pirateGODS have been playing for an hour already
lmfao buyfags always lose

where are the journalist reviews? what the heck! i need to know how much IGN gived to the game.

>>719801907
sauce?

>>719801872
Retard, the Steam is working fine but I can't buy the game
Yes I fucking restarted it 10 times already

>>719798937
If it doesn't reach 9 billion it's a flop. That's a fact.

>>719801715
for comparison
(8yo game btw)

>player count already going down
lol

HOW THE FUCK IS STEAM STILL SHITTING ITSELF

>>719801698
>audience of HK
But they don't own the game though? They are not an audience.

>>719801872
Yes it did you brownskin brain dead retard. Sorry you lost chud.

>>719800747
Xbox crashed too.

did gaben get pajeets to code his servers?

You are witnessing ITT tortanicfags entering their first stage of grief. I don't even play or like Hollow Knight, but seeing you fags cry will always be worth it. You lost AGAIN...

>>719798937
>>719798673 (OP)
>>719799597
>>719801068
>>719801650
I CAN'T EVEN FREAKING BUY IT

Cope, seethe and dilate.

>>719801872
it's not down, but you still get the "something went wrong" message everytime you try to buy it

>>719802014
this is literally the biggest video game launch steam has ever seen

>>719801872
you ain't tricking me buddy, I ain't leaving this payment method page dead or alive

>>719801849
Yeah well that's the culture of video games now, get ready to see it for the foreseeable future for every 7/10 release until they move on to the next thing they can talk about a month later

>>719798673 (OP)
>people pissing and shitting their pants over a 2d sidescroller

>>719801971
Dishonest post

final question before starting the game. d-pad or left-stick?

OWARI DA!

>>719802089
riiight

>>719802147
>*gives you clown award*

>>719801849
why isn't it mendatory to play the game for like 5-6 hours before being allowed to make a review? that's ridiculous

>>719802147
>expectation went too high
that's what you get for overhyping games

>>719802089
Imagine unironically believing this lmao
Yeah just like Deltarune a few months ago which also crashed steam and reached a mighty 100k concurrent player peak lmao

>>719802137
keyboard arrow keys you fucking inbred retard

>>719798673 (OP)
Can someone honest explain the hype? Isnt the game just a platformer with bugs? How is the hype as big as Deltarune if its not a plot driven game?

>>719801537
Put on a shirt

>>719802089
>105k players
>NOOOOO IT'S THE BIGGEST LAUNCH WE JUST CAN'T BUY THE GAME THAT'S ALL
hahahaha this is the most PATHETIC launch in steam history

>>719801849
>>719802147
why are you retarded niggers concern trolling about reviews for a game that no one has even physically gotten through 10% of? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>719802147
>posts her own review
kek what a niggercuck

looks like it will be the biggest launch of all time never seen steam crash this hard before

>>719802147
>posting xerself

>>719802243
lol, did it also crash for deltarune?

>>719801971
post the full timeline rajesh

>>719798673 (OP)
Why do Redditors like this game so much

>>719802269
Well for one it's not a game that caters to mentally ill men.

>>719798673 (OP)
It better fucking go past 500k with how much you fucking people keep talking about it. I never understood the hype for this game nor Hollow Knight. And I don't mean that in a way where I think the games suck or something like that. I mean I don't know a single person who's ever played these games. Even some of the people who are way into Castlevania have never played them.

>>719802313
>>719802332
Please give me clown awards!

>110k peak
Grim. I expected crazy numbers, like 400k. Are most people buying it on switch?

>>719802029
The fuck are you even talking about, it's an indie game. Do you even understand what TOR was?

>>719802147
imagine waiting 8 years for a DLC, it's Zelda all over again kek

>>719802336
That game had a 133k peak too lmao

>>719798673 (OP)
So instead of playing this supposed masterpiece, you're keeping watch on steam charts? Is this what inceldom does to a mf? have sex, you mentally ill incel.

>>719802404
people can't buy it anywhere right now.

>>719802147
Here's your clown award lil bro

>>719798673 (OP)
>It looks like you've been attempting a lot of purchases in the last few hours. Please wait a while before trying again.
Cant contribute to steamcharts when me and probably 700k other human beings are forced to fucking pirate it.

>>719802394
Even some of the people I know who are way into Castlevania have never played them.*

>>719802404
Most people are watching other creatures play it for them

God forbid somebody having a hobby and feeling happy about their latest game, Jesus Fucking Christ.

>>719802404
wait till the weekend when people have actually bought it retardbro

>>719802245
>playing 2d games with keyboard

>>719802404
>Grim. I expected crazy numbers, like 400k. Are most people buying it on switch?
I remember people saying it would reach 1 million peak in less than an hour, top kek

>>719802309
Anon, you are responding to tortanicfags. You're talking to retards who made contrarianism their entire personality and will have a full meltdown if the game their having an autistic hyperfixation over succeeds. They live on misery and failure.

Bro fucking cache it on every server on the planet and let me download

Zoomerfags please stop buying, I actually want to finish the game unlike you.

>>719802524
post the steam store steamchart

>>719802389
Susie and Noelle are an evidence that only straight men play deltarune

>>719802553
I know.

>>719802404
Most people (Steam users) are unable to buy it

>>719802476
Get a grip. It's a video game. Just do something else for a while and download it later.

I hate to think of how you would react to a real hardship.

Fix your shit steam you fucking retardsI don't give a single fuck about this shittty ass game but the entire steam store/market is down
FUCK YOU GABEN YOU FAT RETARD

how did wukong or palworld did it without problems?

People are just bandwagoning the hype. Game will be fine but people are just setting themselves up for disappointment .

STEAM IS SABOTAGING TEAM CHERRY

>>719798673 (OP)
This is completely out of hand for a Tim Burton Super Meatboy nonlinear platformer

>>719802553
How are people still riding that high? It was funny when it happened but I don’t remember it being this big culture shift on /v/

I still cant buy it......

>>719802517
Weekends don't boost it that much. Best you can hope for is 300k. Helldivers 2 was 450k. Can't even beat that...

game isnt even up on the ps store

>>719802520
kys fgt

>>719802404
People will watch this game and never play it while claiming it's the best game ever created. I've seen it before, remember that that twitter poll asking: "can you be a fan without playing the game" and it was like 85% on yes

>>719802649
Nah i'd rather play the game i fucking waited to play for a long time when its released.
They dont want my money despite such low price so be it lmao, fucking faggots not allowing pre-purchase.

>>719798673 (OP)
>>719802586
>>719802729
DON'T BUY IT. PIRATE THE GAME.
https://pd.cybar.xyz/TTR9zsPE

>>719802658
Was there a big movement trying to cancel the game or devs for stupid reasons? I literally dont understand the fomo for this game. We get 10 mertroidvania games weekly

>>719802714
Console warring changed to salesfagging over time. It's a really lame and gay replacement for something that was already stupid anyway

>>719802714
They aren't. That's why they are in the threads of every highly awaited and hyped game. They're looking for their next high and when they don't get it, they'll try and tell you that it actually did fail so they can pretend that they sunk the ship. It's legitimately mental illness.

>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. >Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
Buyfags...

>>719802658
This game is bigger than both of those combined.

>>719802869
i am not clicking that shit brother

>>719802816
I wish they wouldn't crowd steam store and just fuck off to youtube or twitch or whatever then

>>719802882
>We get 10 mertroidvania games weekly
but hollow knight pretty much started all this

>>719802747
Like we’ve been saying, most HK fans play on switch

The game has been in my cart for over an hour and I always get an error which I click continue payment

>>719802942
So 4.6 million peak players by tomorrow then? LMAO

I like Hollow Knight, but why is this so fucking popular now?
I'm probably not even going to get this until it's on sale. There's like twenty good looking Metroidvanias I still haven't gotten around to.

>>719802942
Silkfags are THIS delusional

>>719802747
It does when a launch is this scuffed

>>719802882
>Was there a big movement trying to cancel the game or devs for stupid reasons?
Yes, absolutely. Did you miss all those articles about Wukong devs raping women and curbstomping niggers?

>>719802520
kiss your sister funny gamer teacher

>>719802861
>I. NEED. MY. SLOP. NOW!!!!!
kill yourself ESLsubhuman

>>719802903
>>>>

It's okay but I'm waiting for that holy shit moment that'll make other devs copy this for years.

>>719803013
I thought metroid did

>>719803043
I think it’s mainly the souls aspect and art style that people like. These same people would turn their noses up at SotN or Metroid Dread

>>719803159
>muh souls is when hard
Die.

>>719798673 (OP)
How the FUCK are stores still down right now? This game is going to sell 50 million isn't it? I just want to play man

>>719803153
if it's not on steam it doesn't exist

>>719803153
i mean, people started to make more metroidvania games after the success of HK

reddit game of the year it's a 10/10

>>719802553
Again, what the fuck are you even talking about.
TOR was a MMO that had a fuck ton of money poured into it because Star Wars was a "bankable" IP and the result was laughably horrible. That's why people revelled in it's failure. A similar comparison can be made to Concord.

Silksong is an indie game, that even if it "flopped" there's no massive economic damage done. The delusion is coming entirely from the morons who are calling it the greatest game of all time despite it essentially being a character reskin of the first game which was a competent metroidvania and not considered remarkable by any means in the genre or for games released in the same year.

IT ALREADY PEAKED LMAO

>>719803043
Cuz its $20 and videogames mostly suck ass now. So a decent game at a great price creates a shit ton of hype.

>>719803043
It wasn't this popular on release back then, perhaps it's those zoomers and their streamers

>>719803195
I’m talking about the lore/world which is just a direct ripoff of souls but with bugs

>>719803064
Im talking about silksong, literally nobody in gaming anti woke channels talked about it

This is actually wild

Payment processing is STILL completely assed fucked

>player numbers going down already
did people just buy this based on the hype not knowing what kind of game it is?

>>719803247
FLOP HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>719803226
redditors also breathe air you should stop doing that

>>719803043
it's [current thing] keep up unc

>barely above Source SDK Base 2007
how the fuck

>>719803159
What about Ender Lilies or 9 Sols, which are exactly the same thing?

>>719803247
It's fucking noon on a school/work day in the largest gaming market on the planet, wait until this evening for actual peak hours.

>>719803257
>Cuz its $20 and videogames mostly suck ass now.

Just admit you're a poorfag with nintendo switch tier hardware.

I wish some indie game would copy top down zelda and be successful so more games like that would come out.

>>719803247
You're Brazilian

>>719803376
>t-two more weeks
holy cope lmao

>>719803223
I didnt know original Prince of Persia premiered after hollow knight

>>719803376
I wonder why they didn't release the game during the weekend

>>719803287
Just beat the second boss, found the hub area, found a shortcut to the hub area, bought two maps, the compass, the quill, and all the markers

Eat shit. Nintendo actually gives a fuck about server stability

>>719803247
>>719803329
>>719803432
samefag-kun...try to make it less obvious in the future.

>>719803376
>It's fucking noon on a school/work day in the largest gaming market on the planet
it's actually midnight

>>719803376
You morons had the same cope about Veilguard.

Who cares? Hyped up slop

>>719798673 (OP)
Game pass killed it. It was supposed to be 300k+. What a flop

>>719803247
Its over. Its because nobody in Poland heard about it

>>719803243
You could just say you don't understand what tortanicfagging is. It has nothing to do with the game's budget outside of just being a factor for it being a big "ship" to sink. It has everything to do with just seeing something that was meant to be a massive success turn into a flaming dump. It's ultimately only done by retarded contrarians who will go into massive cope mode upon realizing that they didn't get what they want. Examples:
>>719803247
>>719803329
>>719803432

>>719803013
No it fucking didn't lmao. La-Mulana came out in 11, Ori in 15, even Momodora 3 came out before HK. By 2017 the indie vania trend was already played out

>>719803376
its midnight in china, but we dont play this troonslop

GUYS, IT'S FUCKING AMAZING AND WE CAN'T PLAY IT AAAAAAAAA

>>719803453
B-but steamdeck...

>>719803376
lmao cope harder lilbro, this game won't even break 150k on the weekend

>>719803453
>buying maps this time
>quills this time
Confirmed haven't played it

29 other games released today and you’re more interested in a line

WE DID IT! WE BEATED CYBERPUNK!

>>719803539
>its midnight in china, but we dont play this troonslop
based chinks

>>719803540
Half of those reviews were probably from review copies.

i hate this game

>>719803257
Bro, you can frequently get good indie games for like a dollar, or free.

Save me Mr Tako is ten dollars
Pharaoh Rebirth is seven dollars
Touhou Lunar Nights is thirteen dollars.
Do people just not know?

This is absolutely ridiculous. How the fuck did they not prepare for a game this massive?

Just got word. The PSN servers are down too. Nobody can buy it there.

Total Bug Victory lol

>>719800794
The steam servers are down, kek. People can't buy it.

>>719798673 (OP)
Okay this is actually insane considering many still can't buy it. I can see this going upwards 300k+. Although I don't get it. Looks just like your regular metroidvania

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 2 HOURS

>>719803539
yes you do chinaman https://gamalytic.com/game/367520

how do you beat the steam payment processor boss?
been stuck on it for an hour already

>>719803625
What website do you write for

>i-i-i-it's a flop!!!!!!!!!!
to who?

>>719803223
Yeah games like FEZ and Cave Story are inspired by HK (in zooms imagination)

>>719803260
Yeah, I know. I played it when it was newish, had a good time, and then played other games.
I didn't know HK was this big of a deal.

>>719803625
>cuphead tutorial moment
When the review is out on IGN?

>>719803281
kike shreier talked about how their studio was not diverse and tried to start shit

>>719803624
>review copies
No such thing this time

>>719803625
She’s drunk

>no preorders
>all the servers die when it comes out and nobody can play it
kek nice job

>>719798673 (OP)

99% of the people who bought it will uninstall it lmao game is for nobody

>>719802658
pre-orders and pre-loads so everyone wasn't rushing the store page when they released.

>>719803625
falseflagging faggot KYS

>>719803625
Have you tried jumping over the hole?

>OP says to stop the count
>count literally stops
>count goes down

uhm?

>>719803712
*flops out cock onto table*
for you

BUY $SISO NOW

>>719803625
Why can't Silksong crawl?

>>719803746
This guy never wrote reviews btw. Was just an industry state writer.

>>719803743
>i-i-it's gonna flop guys just you wait!
>s-see? look at the steamchart!
>WAIT DON'T BRING UP THE SERVERS-
You LOST LOL

>>719803710
Kotaku probably
He sniffs schreiers old chair

>>719798673 (OP)
>ITS GOING DOWN
LEMAOOO
HOLY SHIT
FLOP OF THE CENTURY?!?!
CHINA DOESNT CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT LMAOOOOO

been playing for two hours it's dogshit

>>719803625
journo moment

>>719803732
Really? I saw there were like 270 reviews withheld before the release.

>>719803698
by pirating it

Why this mid ass game even popular, considering the porn is not that good.

>>719803625
kek

2dslop, easiest type of game to make, place platforms, you go left right, some enemies who move weird, boom GOTY

>>719803827
Unironically buy the dip. This game is going to explode when China wakes up.

>>719803827
?

>>719803625
I'm waiting for your review

>>719803091
>adverts about new restaurant opening for a year
>its finally open
>go in and order food
>sir, it will be ready tomorrow
>just sit there for a day instead of going to another restaurant

>>719803523
>t has everything to do with just seeing something that was meant to be a massive success turn into a flaming dump.

Silksong isn't and never will be a massive success though. It has already outperformed Hollow Knight but is largely irrelevant on the grand scheme of things.

I CANT EVEN PIRATE THE GAME WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

EVEN THE PIRATE SITDS ARE SHITTING THEMSELVES

>>719803913
you ask this everytime
just play the game and see for yourself

>>719800383

Imagine thinking your tranny game crashed Steam lmao

How do you explain Steam not crashing when actual successful big games like Cyberpunk or Baldurs gate 3 released?

The games seems top tier
but I have bugphobia...

It's been over two hours, when will the store stop shitting itself?

>>719800175
I don't steal shit fucking 3rd world dirty scum

>>719800494
jesus christ that's grim

>>719798673 (OP)
Why do stupid reddit souls fags love this shit so much???

>>719803929
Where's yours?

>>719803970
get better sites
everyone and their mother knows about gog-games

I refuse to believe this games hype. Must be paid indians creating fomo or botting. A successfull game has lots of porn and waifus. I literally never seen anyone reference this game for the last year on twitter or tumblr

>>719800517

Tranny song with a female protagonist is not woke?
In the first game the protag is non binary and goes by they/them

I can see people hating this cause early game already expects you to be able to bounce between floating bounce pad platforms, onto and enemy, onto another bounce pad. If you kill enemy, reset screen, if you fall, you fall far plus its got spikes below.

>>719803625
I knew jornous posted here.

Let's be honest, 60% of the fanbase that shill this game online are kids that don't play games and only watch streamers play it

>Silkfags unironically think this is the biggest game launch of all time
How delusional do you have to be?

>>719803970
>zoomerniggers' first leechers
oof

I'm actually mad. I woke up super early, did what I needed to, and then bullshit still happens. I know the game is popular but fucking hell there's gotta be a better way

>>719804006
>virtual product is unavailable
>if you get it from anywhere else you are a thief though
I see nintendo is already here

>>719803973
People ask this all the time because it looks ugly and is unoriginal. If you play something this unoriginal you might as well play a pretty clone like Ori 2

GABEN

>104K
STOP
THE
COUNT

>>719804056
The great filter

>>719803957
>go to a new hyped burger joint
>all booked, 5 hour waiting list
>various other types of restaurants available
>really want a burger so go home and eat a burger you boughted earlier
See I can do retarded food analogies too

>>719803990
Im so tired of clicking bros
What is the most efficient way to click? I keep going back to store, featured and then cart.

>>719803958
>"Silksong isn't and never will be a massive success though."
>proceeds to crash steam and PSN servers upon release from how many people want to buy it
Name 3 other games that did this on Steam alone.

>>719804130
buddy were stuck here for over 2hours now

>>719798673 (OP)
Yes, yes, well done Silksong, well done. However!

>>719804086
Store is still down, 2 hours and 10 minutes later.

>>719804145
it already stopped though
no one can buy it anymore
it's so over

I never finished to DLC for Hollow Knight. Wanted to play this anyway. Can't buy it. Haha.

>>719798673 (OP)
Someone post AAA games that didn't reach that number.

>>719804220
Werks on my machine

>>719800000
CHECKED

>>719804167
except its not fucking booked, how can VIRTUAL FUCKING PRODUCT WITH NO PHYSICAL EXISTENCE BE BOOKED
HOW CAN A VIRTUAL STORE FAIL

>>719800000
My penis shot a rope when I saw those quints

>>719804283
fuck you luckshitter.

>>719802658
>SAAAAR

>>719804246
Finish the dlc anon
Store will probably still be down when you do

Who plays this shit. Oh i know. Zoomers who never played the 20 castlevanias and super metroid

>>719804040
Is it worth pirating? I just downloaded Cronos and about to install. Dont have time to play everything

>>719798673 (OP)
>>719798673 (OP)
can i trust this nigga or just wait?

>>719804145
no one can buy the game

>>719804220
It was down for Deltarune too

>>719804303
Server load and pseudo DDoS retard

>>719804130
It's progress. Going from not showing up right in store, to not being able to view cart. Only a few more broken steps before you get the game

>Game keeps losing players
>All of steam is working fine
>GUISE OH SPOOKY I'M HAVING TROUBLE BUYING THE GAME!!!! :0

>>719798673 (OP)
Game of the decade methinks

>>719804303
That's how servers literally work, anon. It's getting packets from users trying to request its data and it has to put them in a line/queue and handle each one. So many people are hitting Steam's servers though that it's causing a Denial of Service which is eating up all the server's resources and causing it to crash or grind to a halt as it can't handle the workload.

>>719804371
>7.6 GB

I had to work, imagine the numbers tomorrow and saturday
>>719799114
My friend who bought and never played HD2 is playing it right now until he can buy Silksong, it's hilarious

Why is gaben such a retarded fat fuck?

>>719802147
>0.5h playtime review that agrees with me GOOD
>0.5h playtime review that disagrees with me BAD
npcs are funny

>thought its over
>it only just began

>shillsong
fuck off

>>719798673 (OP)
i cant even buy the thing its not even on the psn store and they removed it from my whishlist lol

>>719802773
Been playing it for an hour
t. Finland

>>719804340
No. It's a chore. I'd have to run around the map like an idiot to awaken the nail fully. I like Hollow Knight, but I dislike traversing the map for the 6th time.

>>719804439
>>All of steam is working fine
Wrong. You can't buy ANY game right now because of Silksong. Actually try to buy something off the front page and it will error you out.

Or alternatively, cope.

>>719804303
>sis doesn't understand how data and servers work

>already way harder than hollow knight

This is going to filter so many people

> Want to keep trying to buy game
>Scared Gabe will lock me out for trying too many times
what do?

>>719804484
Nevermind its actually over

it maybe cool marketing ala so popular it crashes everything but goddamn it was a mistake to have no preload

>>719804385
Delusional

>>719798673 (OP)
>Holding steady at 100k
I legitimately thought it would hit 500k by now but then remembered it's fucking Thursday. Give it till the weekend

Gabe probably cant handle all the refund reauests. Theyre getting ddosd cause everyone just realized it was a map pack for the first game.

It might be the best game ever produced
(Didnt play either first game or the new one yet)

Okay, I maxed out my shell fragments at 400. What do I do with them? Rosary beads seem to be the only currency.

Also is there any use for Moss Berries after you have fulfilled the Moss Druid's wish? I don't want to keep giving them to her for rosary chain only to find out I need them for a later quest.

>>719804483
>all these indoctrinated retards piling on someone for wrongthink

the processor being down was planned so they can replace it with one that is under collective shout's control and demands

>>719804617
no one can fucking buy the thing right now

>>719804594
It doesnt lock you, i had that message pop countless times in-between the usual error. Just spam the living fuck of the continue button and eventually it will go through.
Fuck being nice and waiting while there is half a million people doing the exact same.

>>719804589
Ooooooooooohhh Baby

Just add the funds to steam wallet and it works.
Spam through adding funds and then when you go back to silksong it will work.

>>719804679
I literally bought turret girls like 20 minutes ago and am playing it without problems

>>719804589
Are you a journo

>>719804564
>Um actually it's broken and YOU'RE coping not me
Dumbass

>>719804206
I don't know. I'm of an older generation and I specifically go out of my way to not use Steam whenever I can.

What is clear though is that you are putting an unwarranted amount of importance on both Hollow Knight and Silksong.

>>719804598
>bring down the entirety of valve's largest revenue stream for hours all for a marketing stunt
Come on man...

Shazam niggers really aren't sending their best

>>719800351
I laughed

>>719804768
Lol I'm not the one covering my eyes and pretending like the steam transaction server is completely fine all so I can be a contrarian on /v/. You're retarded.

Just got to the chapel maid. I really like playing a character that actually speaks. Feels kinda refreshing.

>MICROSOFT IS DDOS ALL THE STORES
>I REPEAT
>MICROSOFT IS DDOS ALL THE STORES
Games Pass is working
wANNA pLAYING THE HEKCING GAME?
Buy on microsoft

GET IN HERE COHNCARNAGE HATES SILKSONG

>>719804590
>>719804590
>>719804590

>>719804637
It's the biggest game of all time and will outsell Minecraft, GTAVI and Tetris combined and it's also the greatest game of all time better than Ocarina of Time, Breath of the Wild and Half Life 2 all put together

gaming industry is just a bunch of emotional sissies getting excited for the sake of excitement

played hollow knight, dropped it after few hours, it's a decent game but had something better to do

this hype is so unwarranted it's crazy

>>719804776
Gaben literally doesn't care
Plus the devs are biologically predetermined to be cheeky cunts

>>719804757
No it is legit harder

The game is like Greenpath/Fungal Wastes tier difficulty
And ramps up because so much shit deals two health of damage

>>719804679
Then what are you waiting for? Shit is literally free, the verified thread on RuTracker is already up.

>>719804816
>shazam
Alright. Fuck you, fuck Silksong, and fuck this thread. So obvious that you all can't recognize oldfag culture when you see it.

>>719804483
game reviews so soon after release are worthless, wether they are positive or negative
usually waiting 6months for reviews to stabilize and filter out the fans that will eat anything even if it's shit and the haters that will shit on anything even if it's good
only exception is huge game breaking bugs and technical issues on release, which make the bad reviews legitimate and probably the only instances where it makes sense to look at reviews

AI marketeers have completely taken over vidya narratives. First we were told Uma Musume is a viral hit when it had 50k players as a free game. Now we're being told a 100k player 20 dollar game game is the biggest launch in history. Being a fleshie in this world of AI shilling is mindboggling, it's like reality and sentiment online are completely detached

>>719804564
kek is this the new marketing ploy? pretend steam doesn't work so people will buy the game and post how it works on their machine?

Can you attack vertically downwards or can you only do that 45 degree dive kick thing? Is there an ability later on? It's kinda hard to judge where to be to be able to connect the hit.

>check out stream
>someone in the same area as me has a red thing near your silk spool
Fuck I missed a thing right

>>719799008
oh nooooo a game that happens to be well made by competent people? NOOOOOOOO I WANT MY MONEY BACK

My gf bought it. Should I report her to ICE or marry her?

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:40F6CCFDEBFE7EA581AF58697D959D6FF3D3001E&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt3.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet&dn=%5BDL%5D%20Hollow%20Knight%3A%20Silksong%20%5BP%5D%20%5BRUS%20%2B%20ENG%20%2B%208%5D%20(2025%2C%20Arcade)%20(1.0.28324)%20%5BPortable%5D

>Finally
>Generic error, please retry!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>719804908
who?

>>719805048
Whoa hey anon, are you noticing that the totally real still ongoing steam outage magically only specifically affects people buying silksong? That's against the rules

Steam online didn't even change that much comparing to other days. How did it kill Steam?

>>719805148
>pirate game day one
Yep, nice way to get hijack

>>719805026
Yep definitely not their best

>>719805261
It didn't kill the Steam service itself, just the store page.

I had to commit the ultimate sin. I turned her voice off. She sounds like a regular woman.

>>719805131
>022254
trannies like this game, aussietardbro

for pirating switchfags:
https://gofile.io/d/hbenFp
Yes the size is that small, you need to update your firmware to ver 20, install it safely using daybreak or other tools

KILL GABEN

>>719805064
HOLY COPE LMAO IS THIS REALLY THE STATE OF TORTANIC LOSERS RIGHT NOW? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>719805309
no "SHAW"?

>>719798673 (OP)
Guys. I'm bad at the game. How do you save?

ban chartnigger threads

>>719802553
>NOOOOO NOT SOMEONE SHITTING ON SOME ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCT I'M EMOTIONALLY-ATTACHED TO MADE BY A COPORATION! AIIIEEEE THAT REALLY UPSETS ME BECAUSE I'M A LOSER HUMAN WHO DON'T CATE ABOUT THINGS THAT ACTUALLY MATTER AND DO NORMAL THINGS LIKE BELEIVE IN A GOD!!
Shut the fuck up, bitch.

>>719805032
I agree, I just thought the hypocrisy of these "gaming" "warriors" is funny. If there's nothing game breaking I'll probably get the game too, if it's at least half off.

>>719805261
It killed the servers handling transactions. You can still use Steam. You can't buy anything right now (not just Silksong).

>>719805261
killed the gay payment processors for 2 hours

>>719805368
ban generals

>>719805309
same here, it gets annoying after a few jumps.

>>719805312
whatever helps you feel better trooncord raider

>>719805431
ban everyone

I've been playing on my switch 2 for hours btw

>>719805401
TLDR
Not reading your schizo drivel.

>people ITT are unironically losing their minds because they have to wait an hour or two to play a soulslike metroidvania slop
Yeah /v/ is fucking dead

PC gaming was a fucking mistake

>>719798673 (OP)
Palworldchads stay winning.

im waiting for a physical switch edition. fuck the cleveland steamers and buying digital goods.

>>719804908
who the fuck is that Mexican?

>>719798673 (OP)
>I-ITS ALL BOTS RIGHT?
Bots won't buy games. Those are real players.

>>719805704
okay grandpa

>FUNDS ADDED
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT BROS
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
LET ME CONSOOOOOOM

>>719802942
lmao

Bench warp mod status?

>It's going back up
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Try buying a steam key on Humble Bundle. Just worked for me.

>>719804643
Ah you use Shell Shard to fulfill wishes at the wishingwall. Build the hub back up so to speak.

>>719805794
wtf even is this?

>>719805659
You're a fucking mistake mate

>>719799151
>>719800351

>>719805682
fuck you I'm in now

>>719799669
Backer keys.

Stop trying to think gaming matters this much that even indies feel the need to bot shit.
Its on steam, gamepass and all consoles.
They are indie and already rich

>>719805907
foreplay

>>719805872
>200K
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

>Please wait
>Verifying login information...
Uhhh bros?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

I stopped counting at 100k
it's a flop regardless of what number it is now

>>719805872
STOP THE COUNT!

>>719806002
>doesn't even count gog, switch, gamepass, pirates

>>719798673 (OP)
YOU CANNOT STOP ME. AH, AH, AH!

OH NO NO NO NO TORTANIC FAGS

THE PLAYERS ARE GOING UP LMAOOOOOL

>>719806078
OH GOD WHY IS IT SO HIGH
NOOOOO

Keep adding and removing the game from the cart. I hope you still can't buy it.

>>719805872
The kind of numbers every indie dev dreams of

>>719806078
NOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

>>719805545
Cry more about someone shitting on and making fun of an entertainment product you had no hand in the creation of. Subhumans like you is what birthed manchild "humans" like Disney and Nintendo fans(cultists).

>>719805348
Sit on a bench.

lole

>>719806078
>>719806202
>245,587

>>719804732
Huh, that actually worked. Thanks anon.

lmao at the immediate jump

PALE KINGDAMN

it's wild that people care so much about this game
sotn could have a sequel and it would release with a modest thread and very little steam concurrent user drama
or am I out of touch and this happens to every new release?

It's going to reach 700k once everyone can actually buy it.

>>719805872
how the fuck did 200k people manage to buy it

>>719805146
GET HER OUT OF HERE
OUT
OUT
OUT
GET HER OUT OF HERE
Don't marry her till she is naturalized. The state will come unannounced frequently for 10 fucking years checking in on you making sure it isn't a fake marriage and if she becomes naturalized and still wants to be with you you know she isn't just with you to fish for citizenship

>>719806202
>Silksong already has a higher peak than all of my favorite franchises
Damn

>>719802404
I still can't buy it. I've been alternating between playing SaGa Frontier remastered and doing PvP matches in FFXIV while waiting for the last 2.5 hours. It's the fucking middle of a workday I cannot believe this shit still won't process my payment.

uhhh skong bros...

we waited 8 years for this...?

>>719806078
>250,000 on steam alone had their way with hornet already
Fucking used sluuuut

>>719806303
Once again, buy it on Humble. Worked perfectly fine for me when I bought it two and a half hours ago.

>>719805658
>>719805312
>>719805048
>>719805064
>>719804973
>>719804773
>>719804768
>>719803913
>>719803929
Das right lil samefag. Take that dick LOL. You gon LOVE this Big Bug Cock, and you gonna say "yes mastah" when we tell you to gobble down dem eggs!

>>719804732
>try this
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shazam trannies got real quiet suddenly

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!!

WHERE ARE THE TORTANICBROS

WE NEED TO STOP THE COUNT

*pirates the video game*
Yep, that will be -1 player count. Get fucked lmao

>>719806303
For me, it's wh40k mechanicus

2 million sales on switch 2

>>719805664
Yeah I don't really buy the "it's silksong fault" when palworld was already at a million concurrent players AT FUCKING MIDNIGHT EST. Unless they are going to claim SS is going to hit 3+ million concurrent players

>>719800494
>People are upset that someone plays more videogames than them
Dead board

>>719802520
I play all games with keyboard minus 2, Dark Souls PtD and Lewd kart.

>>719806427
>fomo redditcuck with the mutt's law memes

>>719806202
And some people are still at work. Wait until the night and you're gonna see some real funny shit.

>>719806251
Silksong has been hyped up and steam chart trannies is the ONLY avenue they have to shitpost.
The game isn't delayed anymore, it's $20 so they lost the doomposting narrative on that.
The only thing they have left is THIS or just saying the fanbase is tranny reddit or something which didn't work for pushing Undertalefags off the board. Similarly it's making record amounts of money.

The next shitpost narrative is probably going to be noting the dropoff in a singleplayer game while simultaneously not calling Dota 2 the best game ever

>>719806465
thats not even count the number of pirates, gamesarpass, consoles who already playing the game because of steam goofs

fuck me

>>719806567
>>fomo redditcuck with the mutt's la-AW AURGH URGH YES MASTUH, RIGHT AWAY MASTUH!!!!!!!!

what should I get with the rest of the money?

>>719806297
That just means you have taste. I never understood the appeal of "me tribe bigger" that just means you have shit normalfag taste. Same with GOTY wins

>>719806465
>not even half a milli
for such hype this is a flop

>>719806689
A yummy hamburger. :)

>>719806689
Refund SS pirate it and buy h games

>>719806480
They’re preparing their concession speech: “we knew it would be a hit trannies wanted it to fail shut up this is /v/ kino”

ooof e33 PLOPPED

>numbers
i'm so tired of shills

bye bitches. just spamming buy worked in the end

>>719806303
>>719806362
I had the whole amount available in my Steam Wallet, but fuck it. Thanks anon.

>317K now
Jesus...

>>719806774
this already mogged the likes of Assassin's Creed: Nigger edition doe

chinese gay niggas woke up.

E33bros, i cant take this humiliation... what do we do?

>>719806427
You have genuine autism. I have zero stake in the game whether it is successful or not. I'm not sure why you seem to think that you do. It'll be another competently made metoridvania in a sea of metroidvanias, worth a single playthrough and then forgotten about; Just like the original Hollow Knight.

>>719804732
Oh shit this worked, thanks anon.

>>719807073
that game flopped before it even released, nobody wanted to play that n-sloppa

>>719807178
so why are you saying that a indie game selling 250k units in 5< hours is a flop

go little buge go
destroy your enemies

>>719807124
>t'll be another competently made metoridvania in a sea of metroidvanias,
That's what reddit said about the original hollow knight you retarded faggot

>>719807271
because a certain other game isn’t winning goty

FUCK YEAH

/v/ crying and pissing themselves at people enjoying a video game. Love to see it!

No ability to say this game isn't going to be released
No ability to turn this into a conversation about woke or DEI
No ability to doompost about the game price
No ability to get a girlfriend

>>719807316
>reddit
It's what everyone said hence
>Just like the original Hollow Knight.
Because it literally was. It wasn't even close to top 10 best games the year it released. It does nothing special in the genre.

>>719807271
just relating to the hype, yes

>>719798937
don't forget the insane marketing costs for the last 7 years!!

I'm glad you bros enjoy it. I personally never cared for these types of games.

ZOTE IS IN THE GAME I REPEAT ZOTE IS IN THE GAME. BUY THE SIMPLE KEY AT THE STARTING HUB BONE BOTTOM AND YOU WILL FIND HIM IN A JAIL CELL IN THE MARROW

Oh no no no. "Will not break 150k" fag, how are you coping?

>>719807857
fake numbers

>>719807639
give us your top 10 for 2017

>>719807639
It's been talked about for years, their next release just crashed every fucking store front there was. Why pretend being this fucking retarded?

Is this out on PS5 or just on Steam?

nice spamming got through the stupid "There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance."

>>719808125
It's out on everything but ESG, since Timmy is a cringe faggot and doesn't get cool stuff.

>>719807897
Low-tier casual take. They're actually ai generated numbers but ai-generated by the Indians that Team Cherry paid to do so. See four hours into the game a random character refers to the main character as "I thought you were a man, I guess it could go either way though!" showing that this is trans propaganda and that they thought it would be a good investment to corrupt the indie playing youth. I for one won't stand for it!