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tfw no bf to play minecraft with

I WONT HURT YOU
I WONT HURT YOU
I WONT HURT YOU
ILL NOT HURT YOU
NO NO NO NONONO
ALRIGHT NOW

What if God was one of us?
Just a chud like one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus
Hating Niggers, Spics and browns…

I'd like to once again profess my hatred for pajeets and pajeet adjacents

I'd like to profess my hatred for late night cravings and the Slim Jim corporation, the Minute Maid Lemonade corp, Chocolate Tea Cookies Ltd., and my local grocery store for being open 24/7

I'd like to profess my hatred for Muhammad and Islam and hereby denounce both the false prophet and religion.
Christ is King.
Am Yisrael Chai.

>>212370072 (OP)
Why does Jesus pray just like a muslim does?
Matthew 26:39

Christianity is a fake and gay death cult ceeated by Paul, the Apostle, not Jesus.
Islam is the true path, the way God wanted us to follow.
Islam doesn't change, Islam doesn't adapt, Islam doesn't pander. Islam foundations are solid like a rock.
Christianity has 30k sects.

should I pay my rent this month?

>>212370845
only if you feel like it

>>212370740
it's an arab death cult and the hilarious part is that not even the OG arabs believe in it as much as SEAmonkeys and pakis do

Can't give a shit about religion bros
I glance at the relics and bejeweled saints from time to time cuz I think they look cool, but aside from that I just can't care enough to read any further

Just ate Greek salad.

>>212371227
We wuz

I love boomer humour.

Thinking about brownies from Papa Johns. Pizza day can't come soon enough

>>212371334
I just remembered I had pizza on Tuesday guess I'll have to wait till next week FUCK!!!!!

>>212371311
me too
t. 33 year old boomer

I'm sleepy how do you say goodnight in Finland

Fuck you

I’d like to profess my hatred for hunger that’s why I’ll be eating now.

finna close my eyes lay down and listen to music

Whitepipo in this country don't wash their butts after pooping unless they're slavic.

how am i supposed to pan fry sausages without bursting their casings?

Anyone who died in 2000 had the best life

going to megachurch this sunday. seethes can be deposited below the dotted line

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>>212372927
when they're done searing put some water in the pan and a lid and let them steam

>>212372927
yeah i've always been curious what it is about grills that make cooking meats so easy

like i've seen hot dog places where they take out a bunch of cold hot dogs, pile them on the grill, let them sit there forever, not being particular about the time or temperature, then serve them whenever the customer is ready, and they come out absolutely delicious and fully cooked.

meanwhile when I try to use a frying pan on a stove top at home, unless i add water, they just never turn out right.

i could probably google this but i'm too lazy

>>212372927
low heat

If you were alive before 2000 everything you saw had a sepia filter on it. Did you know that zoomers?

>>212371056
American Evangelical and any other Christianity that apes off of it is unironically a doomsday cult that spouts wanting to bring the end of times so followers are more likely to donate their money.

oh my god oh no my /cum/gen is so ded

Thank you for creating Amanda.

Raped -> >>212372983

I'm no longer a 20 year old virgin
I'm now a 21 year old virgin

>>212376093
Happy birthday anon!

Sometimes I think you all only like me for my body :(

Today's agenda:
>exercise
>water my mom's plants
>read some Ancient Greek
>read some Latin
>Spanish immersion
>read scholarly article/book
>watch youtube and anime
Vamos!

Psychiatrist forgot to refill my meds and now I'm operating at half speed

>>212376425
he should prescribe himself some memory medicine!

>>212376570
I laughed harder than I should have

>>212376416
but in reality you will spend the day gooning and watching Youtube shorts while drinking soda

>>212376416
How are you studying those languages?

>>212376690
These are the things I do everyday! I don't consume short form video content, and I don't drink pop!
Nice try, Pierre LeJeet

>>212376778
I already know Latin and Ancient Greek to a high level, so I'm just reading works in those languages for their literary merit
For Spanish, I went from Dreaming Spanish to watching native videos for immersion, and I read some spanish articles online

Imagine having sex with 20 year old Amanda Seyfried
Are you imagining it now??

someone should luigi the AI corp ceo's in minecraft

i've never met a cool person who watches anime

>>212377249
i liked her in that snow white flick.

>>212377531
you've never met me then

>>212377531
Jason?
Urkel?
Me?
Anime website

last anime i watched was chainsaw man

hello

we never should have killed that damn gorilla

Guy who calls it a South Korean restaurant.

>50 billion for the wall
well it only took 8 years

>>212378070
>wall
tall fence*

i constantly see bugs crawling around but i know they arent real

2025 and I still don't know anything about the Harambe meme other than he was a gorilla and they killed him

>>212378214
>stupid kid falls into gorilla enclosure at zoo
>gorilla walks over and pokes him a bit
>zookeepers rush out and shoot him dead
thats about it, the meme comes from the fact it was seen as an overreaction on the part of the zoo

>>212378328
so the kid was unharmed? and they just blasted the gorilla anyways? why wouldn't the tranquilize it?

>>212376416
when are you going to work?

>>212378107
Also known as a wall

>>212378366
I misremembered, the gorilla carried the kid around. I dont think it was ever violently though, more like how they'd carry a baby gorilla.

Tranquilizers take a little bit to go into effect and they were worried that shooting him would make him enraged and rip the kid apart.

POV: you're white

Let's say your gf had a "hoe phase" and slept with 25 guys before she met you
That's 0.00000003125% of the world population.
Doesn't seem so bad now, does it?

>>212378540
The kid would've deserved it for being so reckless and stupid. They should've tossed his parents into the monkey pit as a sacrifice to the gorillagods.

>>212378528
No, this is a wall. Trump's wall is a gay fence that brownies figured out how to climb in like 2 days.

>>212378521
Don't project your wageslavery onto me normgroid

>>212378569
spinny-esque post

>>212378573
trvke

Everyone was retarded. The parents, the kid, the onlookers trying to "help", the zookeepers, and the (((experts))) claiming it was justified to shoot my nigga Harambe.

I was so down in the friend zone she showed and asked my advice on how to respond to men texting her. Also brought me candy she was given by men she didn't like. I don't know if that's based or cringe on her part.

>>212378563
white people love black girls with terrible weaves

You walk into a mediterranean restaurant
Do you want their menu to be in greek or turkish?

>>212378782
greek

>>212378782
Who has the better lamb dishes?

War is good

imagine being a gorilla in the jungle and someone just chucks a net over you and sticks you in a cage and you wake up in a concrete pit surrounded by screeching retards and this is your life forever until one day a retard falls into the pit so you pick him up to help him because you're not evil and they just shoot you to death

jfc

i want to cum

we seen 2 niggas kissing we ain't know what that shit means

>>212379233
incorrect AAVE; white man detected.

>>212378915
Nigger

>>212379254
where's the mistake cracker

harambe is a good example of why only white people should be allowed to visit zoo's

>>212379271
incorrect and inconsistent tenses. nothing like this is documented in AAVE. This is more likely a non speaker imitation

I wrote in Harambe on my ballot in 2016

>>212379374
nta but you're wrong
>we seen
this is common in both aave and southern american english
>we ain't know
ain't is used for simple negation like this in both the aforementioned dialects, NIGGA

>>212379554
I am 10x madder after seeing this

>>212379554
of course it was darkies

>>212379560
cook that honky

>>212379598
>tfw once called urkelkin 'darkies' in front of my entire family
>tfw couldnt figure out why they were staring at me

>>212370072 (OP)
>Linkdin is so useful
Why does mine have shitty pastas and horrible boomer memes
>Indeed and ziprecuriter are good
Please for the love of god

>>212379560
they're fine alone, but not together in that order kkkrakkka

why do jason and terrone vote left and then want to move to places like fucking japan or denmark that are more right wing than nazi germany??????????

"You owe me fifteen grand, pal"

>>212379743
And then when they get there they start complaining about the culture and then whine about it in reddit??????? Anyway thank you

>>212379720
my linkdin is all tech executives making dogshit motivational posts with 1000 replies from jeets begging for jobs

>>212379798
how long do i have to wait for the fucking 5 grand ralph

I'm a menace 2 society

>>212379798
You owe me a white mexican 18-19 year old girlfriend

each day it gets harder to take college seriously

>>212379853
what about the holocaust

Trump getting KEKED by the MAGIC MINUTE

>Trump forcing NEETs to work
all my prayers to Kek were in vain

>>212379828
>>212379845
this is a gentlemen's game

>>212379900
intentionally delaying it past the 4th of july deadline would be devilish

usa usa usa usa

>>212380137
Poland Poland Poland Poland

I can't jack off anymore

>>212379982
why do you guys watch 35 year olds record themselves playing videogames?

>>212379730
>let me tell you about your own language

>>212380177
why did you reply to my post with your stupid time wasting question stupid monkey nigger go jump off a banana tree and break your brown ankles ooo ooo ahh ahh nigga

>>212380219
Youse a white boy

>>212380284
thank god trumpy will get you to work you bum

I really hate foreigners especially ignorant ones that think they know this country because they watch some stupid shows and play GTA

>>212380319
I filter every non-/cum/ flag on principle
I don't use the rest of /int/ so it works pretty well

>>212380359
Based

>>212380319
We are scholars and experts on all things American

>>212380319
that's about the extent of my knowledge as well since i dont go outside

>>212380292
my native dialect uses all of these grammatical features

>>212380390
you are experts on the composition and flavor of human feces

Look at my new shoes. I bought new shoes. We call them tennis around here lol

>>212380470
cool shoes amigo

>>212380470
I grew up calling them tennis shoes
"sneakers" is a word for yankees

>>212380470
Looks like my old shoes

>>212380470
we call those driveby shoes where I live, because they are worn by thugs

>>212380560
these are thug shoes here

how do people get so fat? I have zero willpower and even I've never been more than slightly overweight.

>>212380650
mental illness unironically

>>212380650
literal addiction
they get addicted to the dopamine hit of eating highly palatable foods
you don't become a hamplanet just from being lazy

>>212380650
I think the usual pitfall is people get too lazy/tired to cook after work or during lunch so they start eating slop daily

what do women offer outside of sex

>>212380650
lack of discipline
you say zero willpower but if you can eat something good and save the rest for later, you have more willpower than fats
it's compulsive eating brought on by an inability to acknowledge satiation

eating more than 2.5k calories a day to me is unreal

>>212380791
twink

I have literally never talked to a girl outside of school or work. Never

>>212380797
fat

>>212380650
what's weird is when you see fat people who are very successful. you'd think that if they have the willpower to start a big company or something they'd have the ability to stop eating, but i guess willpower doesn't distribute evenly to all domains

its over buds

The breakfast

>>212381015
Success is all down to connections and luck, it had nothing to do with hard work or willpower.

I ate two hard boiled eggs and a pickle for breakfast

Wish me luck I have a interview at fucking whole foods

>about 6700 people will be injured in car accidents today
>110 will day in car accidents today
Why does daily transportation have to be so dangerous?

Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
Are you a bird or a mouse, anon?

>>212381494
*die

>>212381494
People don’t die because their cars malfunction and kill them, they die because people are retarded

>>212381511
I'm the second bird who gets the mouse

>>212381323
Im almost 30. last summer of being twenty something.
most likely will be nothing worth reminiscing about

well, jason?

>>212381511
I’m a bird but I’m not eating gross ass worms, I’m going for a nice fish on my own time

your dad ever hit you and then you start crying and then he beats you again for crying?

Yuck! the pedophile is here
See ya

>>212381711
Yea

I'm worthless I should be ground into dog food and then fed to roaches

>>212380219
i'm literally more american than you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CElWZz_oCsA&list=RDCElWZz_oCsA&start_radio=1

>>212381807
Youd be ground into roach food, then
Buffoon!

White collar work is such a scam bros. I make 4x the amount I did as a mcwagie and do at best 1/4th the work.

>>212380791
for me it's yoyoing
2k one day, 2.5k another, and then 3k+ on Sunday and barely eat shit on Monday.

>>212381910
you can make 15x that of a McWagie at some of the toughest, filthiest jobs in the world.

I haven't showered in 5 days

I make doo doo in the toilet

>>212381949
yeah then need knee/back surgery at 35 and forever have chronic pain because of it

>>212370072 (OP)
At this point I'm wasting my fucking time with job interviews, It'd be more productive to not go if I already what the outcome will be

>>212382020
with a gaggle of 22 year old girls to nurse your health.

>>212381986
Showering is how the Jew tricks you into shedding your protective Aryan patina

im a black whitexican jeet on the rez

>>212382113
bro at best you'll be a plumbing company manager making like 6 figures, not jeff bezos

i see 4chan is gaslighting us again by deleting random words from posts

just making this post to remind everyone it's a very real thing and it's been happening for months now, keep watch on this.

you guys don't have work tomorrow right

Terrone made his LinkedIn private :/

>>212382187
no

>>212382187
I took Monday-Today off
Me? I’m on a 9 day weekend

>>212382187
yes. parade.

>>212382189
he only uses it for stalking girls anyways

>>212382222
>t. cum slut

>>212382245
Your mother is a whore for my penis, as some may say

>>212382187
i don't have a job

>>212382235
What’s the parade for

>>212382187
we're 365 24/7 but I get time and a half so I dont mind

>>212382337
yk

Maybe i should try bribing people
Like just mass messaging random mid level managers on LinkedIn offering them a couple thousand for a job.

New therapistberg is a hot black woman

>>212381910
How did you get into white collar work, what kind?
I've been trying to get even just a basic office job for a long time, but I'm afraid I'm destined to a lifetime of slavery

i'm bored bros. please amuse me. i want someone to start a heated argument

>>212382420
so they can all mass-message each other like the corporate faggots they are and blacklist you LOL

I've never had to work a day in my life
I'm basically royalty

>>212382478
They don't have time for that shit
At worst they'd blacklist me from their own company

kosovo is albania

>>212382425
that's quite a dangerous combination there, I don't think I could handle that

i need to go to duluth to meet relatives
can i get there from atl by marta or some bus without cars

You wanna show me yer pussy? That’s nice of ya.

>>212382420
Set your location to India first and say you are a remote worker for cheap hire

Temu Obama has been rambling for 9 hours about the bill

>>212382299
das right, dad

>>212382521
it wouldn't work anyways, no one would hire you based on a promise that you'll pay them AFTER getting hired

and YES, they do have time to message each other. Linkedin is literally facebook for work, all these fags do is sit on there making posts and creeping profiles.

Got a coconut macchiato

I've been stimming with a bucket full of rice, and it's making my forearms look gargantuan

that drink means you are gay

>>212382576
no, also don't ride the bus in america you will get robbed by nogs, just bite the bullet and rent a car for the week

>>212382474
IT, got in cause I got a bachelors

I like my women like I like my coffee

>>212382907
creamy

>>212382969
BLACK

I....I don't even know how to start a conversation.

folgers + vanilla coffee mate

let me guess, you need more?

>>212382675
>YES, they do have time to message each other. Linkedin is literally facebook for work, all these fags do is sit on there making posts and creeping profiles.
You really think they're going to take the time to message hiring managers from other companies?
They have zero incentive to help other companies other than their own

>>212383096
I used to just be really forward
Worked most of the time but sometimes it made girls think I was just trying to fuck (they were right)

>>212383096
>ghetto ass shitbox with steel rims in the driveway

tell her you've got a BWC with her name on it

>>212383096
Hey kween i want to pick yo cotton fo the massa cuz you be a shawty fo real!

>>212382904
I've a meme degree bachelors, but all i have on my resume are shitjobs and i currently work in a factory
I'm 25 years old
It's game over for me

>>212370072 (OP)
I interview at a place twice and literally see no hope in getting the position. I fucking interviewed at 8 places so far

>>212383121
I've got a shitbox of my own.

>>212383159
what bachelors?

>>212383203
>busted bumper
>steelies
>streetside parking

go with the BWC line she's probably DTF

>>212373247
You are probably cooking them faster than necessary. Low heat. Also all commercial grills have a layer of grease and oil meanwhile at home in a pan I assume you're putting them in completely dry. That layer of grease is important. I learned this working as a burger flip in highschool. The first batch of burgers after I had cleaned the grill was always suboptimal.

No glowie shit if I had no other career prospects working out for me I’d either go into nursing or the military. Nurses are needed basically everywhere in the world so easy to find jobs, and you get paid big bucks once you get experience and more degrees. Military is an easy jobs program shit if you are good enough on the asvab. Free training and college and you can ride out some benefits for life

>>212383248
A meme one that's all I'll say

>>212383266
just say it nigga, im trying to help you

I fucking hate how can go to a million interviews and not hear a call back also why the fuck is the lines so long for these bullshit jobs there is no reason why whole foods has 12 people waiting to be interviewed by a person high as fuck

>>212383298
Queer studies and African-American history dual major

>>212383263
>Military is an easy jobs program shit if you are good enough on the asvab.
Yeah but you're basically a prisoner with zero personal freedom or privacy
You can't even wear your hair the way you want
Sounds like ass

Accidentally slept til 1pm :(

>>212383298
No you'll point your virtual finger at me and laugh condescendingly. I'll never tell

i miss whats her name

>>212383257
I don't know what had happened to my front bumper. But last year an imbecile hit my back bumper on a red light.

Gonna major in Art History and work at the big Art History factory in Green Bay

>>212383327
>there is no reason why
jeets

Last time I bought a new car it was totaled by a Jeet so I decided to never buy a nice car again and have been driving shitboxes ever since

>>212383332
I would take a few years of sucky job with everything paid for that sets you up for whatever you wanna do over flipping burgers with jamal and paco and some fat ass bitch

>>212383399
Man I am borderline suicidal over this job hunt

>>212383363
jesus christ you're anonymous and everyone forgets about the prior thread after a new one is made anyways

>>212383332
Military is chill though if you're an officer and you can become one with any meme degree. Good paycheck too plus benefits.

>>212383243
truth nuke

>>212383413
But it's more than just a sucky job
Burger flipping is shit but when you clock out youre free
There's no clocking out of the military. And I'm pretty sure you don't even get your own private room.
so now you won't be flipping burgers with paco and the fat ass bitch, but you will be sharing a bunk bed with them . Grim beyond words....

>>212382886
i used to rely on subway and shared scooters in la and walked around west adams at 2am, are other cities that much more tense

>>212383494
I almost went into the military several years back. I backed out suddenly right before my oath of office
Some people just aren't meant for it
I know myself pretty well. I'm a loner by nature and individualistic, so i would never fit in well in that kind of environment

Jeets be like
>now watch this magic trick of killing someone

https://x.com/scream4death/status/1940567164227826025

>>212381910
This has literally always been known, anyone who actually believes the higher up the corporate ladder you are the more work you do is retarded as in actually mentally deficient

a few years ago I was working a tech helpdesk, it was a literal hell on earth, not single second between calls, constantly being berated by people over trivial non issues because they had nothing better to do, got tired of it and straight up lied on my resume to get a management position and I now do nothing 99% of the time, I have a once a week staff meeting that I delegate to a team lead to do most of the talking, I do monthly 1 on 1s with the 20 or so guys on my team and 99% of the time those are just "your numbers are good keep it up champ" or "your numbers are lower than last month try to have them up by the next time we talk okay :)" and then I go back to doing nothing, I'm literally "working" right now posting this, I'll have tomorrow off, I'll wake up late on Monday and no one will notice

it's actually unbelievable how little you can get away with the higher you climb I haven't even talked to my own manager in months outside of our monthly managers meeting where he does the same shit he delegates everything and occasionally adds a grunt for yes or no, if its right before a holiday he doesn't even try to hide he does nothing and just talks about going to his lake house with his family, world is a fuck, work is a scam

The truth is most colleges should be stripped down to very few subjects and instead a trades/guild like system for careers put in their place. Most jobs that require a degree don’t use even half the shit you learn and you just learn everything again on the job anyways.


Leave universities to the theoretical like math, physics, philosophy, etc and as a stepping stone to higher PhD, MD, JD, research for classical liberal arts, science, history and what not

>>212383507
The ultimate incel religion

Is 19 and 28 a big age gap?

>>212383628
jason a 19 year old does not want to fuck you you're being catfished

>>212383512
I have a couple friends in the military and none of them have a roommate except the married one. You get a housing allowance on top of your pay and from what I understand if you get a cheap place you can pocket the rest. Truly retard proof career path but obviously if you are put in some role where you’re in a desert shithole it would suck

>>212383628
jason a 19 year old does want to fuck you

Might pursue the suicide career path. I hear the benefits great

Stop being a bitch and just become a mechanic or something. The fuck are you doing working at starcucks and flipping mcdouglas burgers

>>212383742
dont do it anon there's so much to live for like uhhhhh.... well... ummmm...... uh..

>>212383771
I would be a terrible mechanic

>you should be positive about your interview
When has being positive actually affect the outcome of something I mean I can pretend to be positive at the interview doesn't mean I will lie to myself

>kill yourself
>reincarnate as a dung beetle

watching destiny

>>212383771
>mechanic
i don't like cars, i have an information systams degree but no one is hiring for that

i need a mentor, i need a jewish mentor

Jasonkin don’t know that the Prose Edda say that the Norse gods are Trojan exiles who convinced the retarded locals that they’re gods

Everyone rightfully hates me but I’m still resentful of their hatred

Being a poorfag in another era would suck but at least you could go die for your country, king, or religion
All us plebs have now in this fake and gay globalized world is Taco Bell and gooning

>>212383880
Euhemerism is so passé

Master Skywalker, there's too many of them, what are we going to do

>>212383854
Hell yeah, dung beetles don't know that dung is nasty. They live a blissful peaceful existence
>>212383871
Having a jew friend must be the ultimate shortcut in life. Back in college this jewish kid who was the son of a decently well known director liked me but i ignored him
Bad mistake...

I have a stable job and you don't
I have the weekends off and you don't
I have paid vacations and you don't
lolololllloololololo

The only good thing to come out of Xtianity is sexy nun hentai.

I had a Jewish classmate and the teachers had to carry his suitcase during our ski trip because it was Jew day

I have a friend of a friend who converted to Judaism while living in London purely for financial and social benefits
He's since converted back to Orthodoxy and has a cushy posting as a priest with a wife and kids

i like bon jovi

The fact "latinx" was invented by woketards makes people reactionarily dislike it, but it does make the language more precise.

>>212383854
people say this but its not like youre trapped as one
>live a bunch of very short lives as creatures too dumb to know suffering
>work your way back up to a human
only then do you potentially begin suffering again

>>212384060
bragging hasn't brought anyone any good ever.

when you die there's a very high chance you will be reborn as a jeet or chink

>>212384074
But you like cevapi with ajvar more

>>212384104
Ok I'm sorry :(

>>212384060
I have all of that

I hate how everyone in my family tells me to be positive or change my attitude but honestly I ain't gonna lie to myself and say

>I had a interview this means I got the job!!!
>Man it's so great I applied to 50 jobs today will never hear back from any of them.

>work email
>from some guy I don't know
>name 'Sandeep'
>he used all staff email to ask that his email be entered in company sweepstakes thing
That email goes to about 2500 people.

waked up and gooned, like instantly, i just got out of bed to lock the door

the orange man promised me a job, WHERE IS IT?

>>212384269
coal mine :)

>>212384223
Now your goon later is ruined. My urge to goon upon wakeup usually goes away once I get dressed

>>212384269
ICE and border patrol will be hiring once the big bill is passed, or just wait for the thirdies to get shipped back and there will be labor shortages for you

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-s-approval-rating-surges-among-black-voters/ar-AA1HTf5t?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=6bf882ca8a0b48d19f82899c3c2e0c11&ei=10
Why do niggers like the Don?
Niggers aren't supposed to do that

I love tennis

so we're all struggling to get a job? so im basically fucked and wont find one either? i knew it was bad but i thought i was just having particular difficulty

>>212383628
When I was 19 I would've said no.
Now that I'm 30, yes.

I don't get how older people can want to actually date younger people. Anyone born after 9/11 will always be a little kid to me.
>That makes you as bad as a boomer!
It'll happen to you, too.

Me and who?

>>212384313
Border Patrols are always hiring, but they require a load of shit, not to mention experience.

It's kinda fuckin' spectacular how Trump has managed to make me do a 180 on immigration and realize it was a total non-issue.

There's supposed to be millions of criminals in the U.S., yet it only takes a couple months before they're all out and ICE is scraping the bottom of the barrel, snatching up legal immigrants and US citizens. It's really a mask-off moment.
Trump cultists are gonna be in for a rude awakening when they realize how obvious this makes it to the average non-brainwashed person.

>>212384350
Honestly should I continue living i am 22 and a loser but can't find work or an apprenticeship

I can't get wagie work because no one hires

I can't get an apprenticeship because there is a year long waiting list

>>212384350
I'm 28 and I'm dating a 16 year old(it's legal in this state)

>Jasonkin is now in favor of illegal immigration
point and laugh

>>212384323
no one even rates this pollster, who the fuck is this?

>>212384386
the cultists wont like this

>>212384386
It's a huge issue, he's just giving them amnesty because he's a (((capitalist)))

Also they're brown

>>212384402
I'm 30 and never had a job.

>>212384417
Men like you belong on a cross.

Lucky for you guys trump is cleaning things up for you. Commiefornia is just fucked and nothing will fix it other than civil war at this point

jason and terrone, grim thread

Use this for the new

>>212384386
90% of hispanics are illegal or descended from illegals by fraudulent means like mass amnesty, chain migration, and birthright citizenship you dumbass. You don’t have a job and will never have your own housing so it doesn’t affect you but it affects any American citizen that wants a job or apartment or house

>>212384536
>>212384536

>>212384350
>It'll happen to you, too.
I was born post-2000s and its already happening. I remember back in 2014 I used to get annoyed at millennials for acting like that towards us.

>>212384366
if I saw this irl I would pass out and die

Jason can't become religious because 90% of his lifestyle revolves around redefining shitty parasitic behavior as good. You'd think he'd at least be humble about the fact that he benefits constantly from other peoples hard work, but no, he thinks it's worth bragging about.

>>212384469
>It's a huge issue
Literally solved in two or three months. Wow such an issue.

>Also they're brown
Honestly I'd rather brown wagies paying taxes than white billionaires dodging them.

>>212384528
If that's the case then why are they out of illegals to deport and going after legal immigrants and US citizens? Again, Trump has killed your whole narrative. It's dead; immigration is a nothingburger.

>>212384471
Mary was 14 when she gave birth to the son of God.

I *am* religious, I'm just not an Abrahamist.

>>212384580
The people im referencing are
“””””legal””””” immigrants that shouldn’t be here in the first place if not for jews and rich elites importing them en masse

>>212384386
Lets be real, legal or not they just fucking hate Hispanics.

>>212384647
Your religion isn't real
I don't even mean in the sense of it being fake like other religions
I mean your religion is literally bullshit you made up

>>212384386
>ICE is scraping the bottom of the barrel, snatching up legal immigrants and US citizens.
Look at the actual numbers. The vast majority of deportations are undocumented immigrants
The legal immigrants who have been deported are mostly here under temporary programs that were created by Biden.
In terms of U.S citizens around 6 have been mistakeningly deported

>>212384655
Doesn't change the fact I'd rather taxpaying browns to tax dodging billionaire whites.

>>212384662
I mean yeah, exactly. That's basically it.

>>212384700
You're kinda missing the forest for the trees. If they're already down to legal immigrants and U.S. citizens, that means it only took then a few months to get the lion's share of illegals, and all the ones with criminal histories.
If your problem takes under half a year to solve, it isn't a big problem.

>>212384771
>If your problem takes under half a year to solve, it isn't a big problem.
what makes you say that

I can haz cheeseburger