Thread 212184203

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Heard a popular dare for Canadian kids during wintertime was a so-called spunksicle where they’d all jerk off in the fresh snow and whoever came last had to eat the frozen goo
Just something i heard

>>212184156
she agreed to come watch Akira with me tonight so i think id say it’s working
also i have seen her face moron, i posted the one pic where there wasn’t a face

>>212184203 (OP)
you think she ate her booty later?

Good news, you're going to live a long life

this image makes leftoids seethe for some reason

>>212184203 (OP)
WOWZA

You ever make a thread and get zero replies before it goes to archive

Kids are retarded as fuck

You’ll be married in a year in the suburbs
A kid on the way in three
Convincing yourself….you’re living the "American Dream"….

>>212184269
yes, today

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212177219/#q212177219

I think I can't take baths anymore because it hurts my back to get up from a bath

All I'm saying is, Mexico doesn't want to be here anymore

High test = right
Low test = left

>>212184269
all the time

>>212184269
Yupppp often

>>212184262
i fucked her

>>212184262
>for some reason
Probably her extremely pedestrian taste in firearms. It's like she asked chatgpt what guns a real life NPC would have and bought those exactly

>>212184342
destiny is that you

whats with billionares and busted up hags who later divorce them and become one of the richest women in the world over night

>>212184348
yeah that's probably it, leftoids know so much about guns that I'm sure her choice of guns is what makes them seethe.

What did all you freaks do when 4chan was down a while back

>>212184348
A gun is a gun
Don’t discriminate it’s cringe

>>212184387
Tbf to the roasty, they were almost certainly not her choice

I’d share shit like this with my friends if these jeet incels would pick a decent name for their accounts

>>212184368
iirc wasn't Bezos married to her before he became rich?

>>212184393
Went to the sharty but they wouldn't let me post after awhile because you had to install some botnet shit

>>212184393
gooned to archived 4chan threads

>>212184393
I was taking a break and I didn't know it happened.

>>212184396
It isn't but I was just having a laugh mate

>>212184429
idk

>package came
>it was empty
Hmmm....

what game should i buy on steam

>>212184467
You're a Brazilianaire

gonna make the extra effort to jerk off now so i dont end up jerking off at 4am and wake up feeling gross

>>212184516
Eurotruck Simulator

You ever think about how if you die a virgin, you've permanently cut a generational thread going back hundreds of thousands of years

>>212184543
no

I keep getting Vanna and Dana White mixed up

>>212184543
No

>>212184543
>hundreds of thousands of years

>>212184393
I posted on minilauta

>>212184543
I don't have to worry about that because my brother literally can not stop making and abandoning children

>>212184543
i'm doing this "being alive" thing for me. not for my gorillion ancestors

>>212184543
there are others who can continue the line

>>212184543
actually many millions of years not just thousands

>>212184602
@grok
how long have anatomically modern humans existed?

>>212184543
Well, that's not really true, is it, you have siblings and cousins still

>>212184602
You're the retard if you don't understand that

>>212184516
Stellar blade. It's actually pretty good

i drew you guys a picture :3

>>212184646
>>212184650
Your generations go farther back than that

>>212184393
I posted on four other chans of varying traffic levels.

>>212184605
though YOUR unique signature was a failure and will not continue

>>212184516
Deltarune

>>212184655
i only play open world games

Shitloads of guys died virgins or childless, think about every major war that had 17-20 year olds getting slaughtered en masse.

>>212184605
>>212184634
>>212184649
That's why I specified a single thread. Of course others will continue the tree, but a branch still ends with you.

>>212184543
The thread needed to be cut. My brother's kids inherited the family crazies and general bad genes. I'm not contributing to that.

>>212184700
He looks like Pete Davidson

>>212184693
1. It is open world, kinda
2. You don't or you're really gay

>>212184543
Yes, but it's actually one long unbroken chain of reproduction since life first began.
But then I also realize that organisms die without ever reproducing all the time. If it didn't happen than natural selection wouldn't be a thing.
Environments and the universe at large are always changing, so it's impossible to ever arrive at the "perfect" organism that has no selection pressure.

this orange nigger is out here making new enemies every day. what's his endgame? he can't be just this stupid

>>212184657
Thank you it’s lovely

>>212184678
Those can still be quantified in hundreds of thousands, You'd just have to use larger hundreds and thousands

>>212184700
17 year old had 2 kids back in those days

>>212184740
Canada always chickens out

>>212184700
i read somewhere that historically only 30% or so men have procreated.

>>212184703
My brother and I are a part of the same generation
Just delete your retarded post and kys

>>212184772
That sounds like bullshit
Men were probably impregnating prostitutes and rape victims left and right

Leeloo Dallas multi-pass

>>212184784
I'm sorry you're too retarded to understand the concept of a family tree

>>212184800
Dumb and pointless post, why did you even type this

DeeDee Megadoodoo

>>212184812
I'm sorry you can't properly articulate your vapid thoughts

i fucked her

>>212184839
Sorry, man goo do

Is that one anon just playing dumb? How can anyone argue this?

The serious post police has arrived

saw a think that women get hornier when they drink coffee

>>212184844
Sorry, let me translate to a language you might understand

DURRRRHHHRHFHHGFHHHHHH HURR HURRRRRR DHRHRHRRRRRRRR

>>212184726
Also spiritual world > material world
Our souls are here to learn , and climb the ladder of enlightenment. An example of a soul reaching the end of that journey would be Jesus Christ.

>>212184869
There is literally no way that they could know this

guys have always had it hard

>coworkers asking me, a manlet incel to go golfing with them (I don't drink btw) (not a muslim just don't drink)
>adding me on my decrepit fb/instagram
>even girl coworkers
eww why is this happening

>>212184897
*DURRRRHHHRRFHHGFHHHHHH HURR HURRRRRR DHRHRHRRRRRRRR
moron

>>212184921
you were never a real incel

>>212184896
Not buying it. My ex wife used to work at a coffee stand and drank lots of coffee, but she never regained the horniness she had when we were dating

>>212184901
Buddha would be another one.

I start sweating bullets at the mere suggestion that my coworkers may have any of my contact info besides my work email

i will genuinely never understand gambling addiction

>>212184901
Jesus christ was just a man, if he existed at all.

>>212184921
time to pick a path - integrate and be a normie or reject their offer and forever be shunned

if you're a manlet you should be grateful they're involving you at all.

>>212184921
how tall are you?

>>212184946
>>212184896
The girl I'm seeing doesn't drink coffee. am I cooked?

Therapy is a religion

>>212184262
Because democrats are the Real Racists, and she’s Black!

i have a facebook but theres like nothing there and i havent looked at it in years, dont think i've ever made a post or anything in it, i used to have another with more embarrassing shit from child hood, or maybe it was orkut, anyway i dont remember the login, i just say i dont have anything when asked

Jesus was the Maitreya

>>212185005
Religion is a cope.

denounce jesus

The US sent 7 B-2 bombers on the opposite side of the world to bomb nuclear facilities on a 37 hour flight and not one country on the planet detected them or knew they were gone

>>212184740
>Add a tax specifically to American companies
>Trump is making enemies by retaliating
I swear you vassal states are like women, you have no accountability at all

Jesus, we're depending on you

>>212185065
No I'm Christian. Why are you so obsessed with Jesus?
Denounce Muhammad

>>212185069
Pretty sure I saw in the news that we sent b2 bombers to the region the night before the attacks

religion is necessary for society to function

>>212185089
not to defend muslims but they wouldnt denounce Jesus.

yo moms was denouncing on dis dick

democrats? more like demon rats.

>>212185097
+ they went over atlantic ocean

>>212184869
Humans are mammals like any other. Males are more expendable. They're programmed to throw themselves at outside threats and die if need be. Every boy wanting to be a hero is manifestation of this more primitive animal instinct.

"Evolution is false" is better internet bait than "religion is false."

>>212185131
wow it's like I'm really on facebook

>>212184316
hate the trend of rich faggots going on TRT and turning into generic dudebros

look at zuck, pasty autistic jew who is suddenly into sports and UFC

>>212185131
all those are good tho

>>212185097
You didn't.

coffee just makes me feel weird, like my insides are constricting, or maybe it's just that makes me tense

>>212184688
>Deltatroon

>>212185100
Then why are atheist countries so safe and wealthy?

religion isn't gonna help me get a gf, nor will voting in general elections

>>212185223
both of those things have gotten me laid before

gonna go out and do some groceries, what should I buy?

>>212185131
I used to think this was basic but now I realize it's very deep

>>212185213
Because they have hegemony founded on religious bedrock

if I couldn't get a gf I would call my local state representative

>>212185223
Nor will frogposting on 4chan

Had a dream about a Civilization game that played like 6 but was more focused on city building to the point where it was basically a mix of Civ 6 and Sim City where you would have to build roads in order to place improvements or districts on them and most of the bonuses from wonders were effects on adjacent tile improvements and wonders were also expanded so you could unlock different buildings/aspects of them throughout the game

>>212184700
That’s only been the norm since the Napoleonic Wars when people invented nationalism and levée en masse. Do you think the knightly warfare of the medieval era was a bunch of 16 year olds getting thrown into the meatgrinder?

>>212184543
Going back billions of years actually

Ofc it's a gorillion degrees during the weekday but rainy on the weekend :/

>>212185246
really cool butt there. me likey!

>>212185242
i could easily get laid, that isn't my goal. i mean it'll be nice to have along the way

>>212185246
asians with big ass is my weakness

too bad they're like 1/10000

if prostitutes looked like this i would not be a virgin you know what i'm saying

Had some papaya for the first time, strange aftertaste that reminded me of magic mushrooms.

my findom gf doesnt want to go on a date with me

>>212185353
2pac said there's a horny bitch behind every dead nigga

>>212185369
>findom
*dies from cringe*

>>212185296
probably a cultural thing

any girl can have a nice ass if she uses it. my gf was a figure skater growing up so she's always had a big round ass.

think some of these asian chicks with pole-shaped little boy bodies are just not even doing so much as riding a bike

let me tell you a couple of three things

>>212185395
it’s my ex and i’ve given her a total of $20k since last september lol

Where can I find shrooms in California
My friend who lives in San Diego knows a site that delivers them but only to his area

ride this
unzips pants

I love eating snickers bars

>>212185352
its weird saying that because one papaya can be much different from another papaya even from the same variety though i suppose you can get a general feel for it, i imagine a lot of people try things once and never again because they got one that wasnt that good

>>212185424
This is a LARP, surely no one is really this pathetic

>>212185404
yes and no, genetics play a big role in ass size as it can dictate where fat is distributed

>>212185432
find a farmer

Me at the gym

>1-3 Cultural Victory
>4-7 Diplomatic Victory
>8-0 Early game Domination Victory on a large map

lesbians "couples" have a significant higher domestic violence rate than straight couples

homosexual men are highly overrepresented among child molesters

>>212185432
its legal in brazil so i would just buy them crispy and vacuum sealed from the internet

>>212185353
>12yo suburban white girls posting this on their Faceberg account in 2010

>>212185263
>knightly warfare

i don't think you understand what medieval warfare looked like, knights were a tiny component of any fighting force.

your indian. lol!

>>212185547
Why aren't you getting some

>>212185537
You are a brown pedophile that has to post from a proxy because you're banned for posting CP

ja hind

>>212185581
cause that shit is a waste of time and makes you schizophrenic

the paradigm shift from knightly warfare to daily warfare changed the course of european history

>>212185461
Ill still eat it, it wasn't gross. Just a strange aftertaste for a fruit.

>>212185567
Erm

>>212185585
>>212185537
>>>/wsg/5910065

Complain about zoomers again

i still have some but i'm gonna throw it away cause that shit has been sitting in my closet for many years

>>212185602
Its proven to help people with depression and addictions. But "psychonaut" retard redditors make it look bad just like stoners do to weed

>>212185602
When I was 17-21 I loved shrooms and did them a ton. Last time I tried to do shrooms a couple years ago I did a very small amount and felt terrible. Same with MDMA. I am unironically over drugs.

>>212185635
yeah, that drives home my point. the majority of the killing was done by archers of the British army. knights were useless and actually hindered by their weight and slowness.

>>212185668
I hope Israel attacks us soon so we can do the same

real lesbian sex is incredibly boring

Humans are naturally collectivist.

>1-2 Pangaea
>3-5 Inland Sea
>6-7 Highlands
>8-9 Lakes
>0 reroll

>>212184393
My life improved briefly. I got back into reading, spent more time hiking and going to the gym, and other productive hobbies. Began texting with this girl
I briefly checked out other forums like Agoras road but couldn't find any worth my time

>>212185722
they need me

More like Kansas Shitty

>>212185726
Humans are naturally collectivist led by a small individualistic elite
Since individualism allows for greater foresight and planning

>>212185710
That was the point in time when they started going out of fashion, and in large part was due to factors like the weather. They were in fashion for quite a while before Agincourt, obviously. I just brought it up because it was the first battle that came to mind as famously having an army mainly fielding knights. Also the British Army didn’t exist for about another 300 years.

>>212185773
yikes

eating the homemade quesadilla

>>212185690
what is this pic

>>212185783
Individualism is a disease.

>>212185811
Idk but I hope janny is as repulsed by it as I am

>>212185811
screenshot from fishtank live

I'm from the Rez

>>212185773
seeing these cities with big buildings but empty lifeless streets is so jarring

>>212185246
I looked her up on the 'su and she fucks black guys

This is Kelly Clarkson

>>212185856
My grandmother was raised on the rez but she's not injun

Cities were better when they were made to be traversed by horses and not vehicles

>>212185856
yeah yeah I'm not buying you alcohol kemosabe

>>212185773
>shitty
Some months ago I drove out to a remote town to hand off some cargo to another guy to transport to some further away place. I met him in the town. He said to me, "how are things in the big shitty?". I was taken aback by this question as I had never heard the phrase before. On the drive back it really started to bother me. That "big shitty" is a very appropriate way to put it, that I hate the city and I don't want to live in it anymore.

prolly gonna get a bottle of wine and more beer

>>212185887
I know it's you, high pitch

>>212185859
i suffer

>>212185887
This is more than likely high pitch, isn't it

>>212185962
>>212185773
you niggas dont suffer at all

>>212185962
Me on the right

Fat tip of the day:
buy some pecans, keep them in the freezer, and eat them with something sweet

damn kenya looks like that?? i figured it was all tin roof shacks this shit looks like boston

>>212185978
>he says, living in the sex capitol of the planet

>>212184262
How come 95% of mixed girls are like this?
what does timmy have that we don't bros, it's not fair

>>212185773
>>212185962
This is Charles Malaponte AKA Terrone AKA VPN Jeet (his /ita/ persona)

>>212185978
yes i do
>>212186084
i genuinely do not know what you are talking about. is he from kc?

>>212186036
Most of it looks more like Mexico, that's the center of colonial Nairobi

>>212186105
Are you a fellow kc /cum/pie?

>>212184945
actually I think I know what happened now and I won't say, but it's not that
>>212184989
I'll go golfing I'm just not going to talk or drink.
>>212184994
166 cm

>>212186123
yes
im from waldo, u?

>>212186105
>is he from kc?
Yes he is
Find him and spraypaint a giant Swastika on his door to let him know semites aren't welcome

>>212186036
yeah if you do street view in the middle of Nairobi it's a pretty ordinary looking small city with paved roads and sidewalks, modest highrises.

>>212186147
liberty :3

>>212186070
What's funny is her putting blame on men of all colors when it's actually women of all colors that initiate failed marriages

Fun fact: Kenya has a lower murder rate than Liechtenstein
It's, what one may call, a "sleeper" country

>>212186154
this city is too spread out to find someone without a dox
>>212186193
wild how many /int/ users there are from here, i know of like 5 other regulars

I unironically like desserts when they're slightly undercooked

>>212186181
Clicking around some more here it quickly veers in to Mexico and India territory if you go some blocks away from the city center. Also seems like all the shop signs are in english.

>still at work while most of the country has gone home for the day
I suffer on the west coast

i poo when i pee
the whole club lookin at me

>>212186245
I think we're a particularly lonely and freakish midwestern city as a whole

>>212186277
Boots with the fur
WITH THE FUR

I love going on lindywalks

>>212186273
you could work tomorrow like me

>>212186305
Incelwalks

>>212186331
Not lindy

Lain takes femcel walks

crime and punishment is cool bc raskolnikov spends a lot of the book going on incelwalks while thinking

>>212186281
yeah
definitely bad for dating. everyone i know is very lonely or married at 25

There aren't any good video games to play.

>>212186386
im getting drunk and playing deltarune 3/4 tonight

>>212186360
I sometimes see people online talk about how kc is an especially bad city for dating. Idk why

>>212186386
I've been playing Fantasy Life i

>>212186386
Skyrim
Oblivion
Terraria
Tf2
Minecraft

Let me guess, you *need* more

>>212186386
Hi Jason ily

>>212186443
bro been playing the same games for 15 years

>>212185726
We're tribal. My tribe good, your tribe bad.

>>212186460
bro been buying a new video game and pumping and dumping every week

>>212186245
He works at Metropolital Community College Kansas City

sad about getting ghosted by girls but at least i tried. just waiting to run into a girl who actually likes me back

>>212186460
Yes. Except for a few switch games

>>212186386
Fistful of Frags

>>212186489
I attended there briefly
Fun fact: albert pujols played for their baseball team

>>212186414
idk, i’ve never struggled too much with dating, more with having a solid group of friends
also unrelated but my ex went to liberty north

>>212186261
my degree did not give me stretch fighting powers

STOP. FUCKING. GOONING!!!
I CAN HEAR IT
I CAN SMELL IT
IT'S DISGUSTING!!
GET A JOB!!!

>>212186543
Your mom getting naked gives me stretch powers

>>212186552
are you a little gremlin living under my bed

>>212186552
dont tell me what to do........ gosh...

>>212186564
You'd probably try and have sex with it

>>212186403
>>212186440
>>212186443
Skyrim is the only good one and it takes too much work to mod.

What if somebody contacted the Metropolitan Community College - Kansas City and told them their IT specialist was a raving lunatic racist and antisemite?

>>212185131
Violence is the supreme authority from which all other authority derives. Prove me wrong (you can't)

>>212186668
would be quite easy I'd imagine

>>212186492
you will find her

>>212186587
them gremlin hoes

>>212185254
So? That only shows that the religion part is unnecessary

>>212186709
Be honest, would you

>>212186723
You seem to neglect religion being the bedrock part
They just diluted the religious values and take them for granted

texmex is better than mexican food

>>212186731
if she had lips like that

any hideously ugly truecels in

She's like our princess Diana

>>212186777
Fajitas are in fact better than Mexican food

>>212186799
me

>>212186777
hell no, you've never had goat birria tacos

I took this picture of Shaquille O'Neil last night

>>212186798
Nasty ass!! Would you Sandy cheeks?

>>212186799
what does it matter if someone is a mentalcel instead of an "ugly truecel"? both don't get what they want

this makes the most sense for me, but I just can't be a scooter dude
>hey baby wanna ride to my place on my scooter?

fistful of fags

i would love to get abducted by aliens for like a week or two

>>212186876
Faggios are based

>>212186858
you're weird bro, this conversation is going nowhere

>>212186922
answer the goddam question

>>212186922
>Yeah I'd fuck a gremlin but you're weird bro

family guy is unironically pretty funny

Shouldn't a bunch of guys die virgins? How else are we supposed to evolve?

>>212186977
There's lots of times it's funny and lots of times it's not
Family guy at its best isn't even half of south Park or Simpsons at their best

>>212186981
show him the chudgraph

>>212186981
i'd prefer to drag down the whole species than be personally miserable

>>212186876
No fucking way that's in USD. That's panagale/fireblade money

>>212187001
Incorrect. The Simpsons and South Park fell off whereas Family Guy has always stayed mediocre

>>212187025
That's why I compared them at their best
Modern Simpsons is not the Simpsons and idc what anyone says

May have just sent Terrone's job an email with screenshots of his more unsavory posts

>>212187051
I literally do not care about that boring faggot at all stfu

>>212187021
Actually having actually looked at the image I now realize my mistake. What's the total cost?

>>212187051
hehe

>>212187048
This i was made by a woman, without a shadow of a doubt

i guarantee i am better looking than every /cum/poster

>>212187114
women don't use computers

>>212187114
It we actually a false flagging chud

>>212187121
you want a blue ribbon

>>212187048
in reality the top guy is a tranny desu

>>212186914
I think this is more based, but I hate the colors
it equals 1700 dollars new
>>212187021
that one is 1540 dollars

>>212187133
yeah

>>212187051
That's not very nice :/

I wish I lived somewhere where riding a scooter wasn't seen as gay

>>212187190
i ride a scooter and i get mad poon

>>212187190
check out the Honda Navi

>>212187161
/cum/ rejects antisemitism

just gooned

>>212187190
Where the hell do you live where there aren't millions of these kids on scooters?

>>212187221
you're weird bro, this conversation is going nowhere

>>212187141
Those chinese shitbikes fall to pieces after 3 months unless you never ride it and work on it constantly. Good luck finding parts when they go out of business in a year or two. It's just not worth it

black passoid tranny with a 10” dick wants to know what i’m doing tonight and im very tempted

new
now

>>212187215
Even better: ruckus with a gy6 swap

New
>>212187285
>>212187285
>>212187285

>>212187246
thats just a one off post that stands on its own though

>>212187277
get help. also nobody has a 10 inch dick that’s fiction

>>212187272
It's a Mexican brand, my maintenance guy has one and knows how to work on them, and plenty of parts available unlike Vento Motos

>>212184262
you really should not put it in your pocket, holsters are a thing for a reason, too many people got their dick blown right off by it firing for no reason.