Thread 212187285

Just gnomed edition

Old: >>212184203

having an epic night

Bit rude to out our fellow chonner to their job

>>212187332
That tummy is just asking to have raspberries blown on it

>>212187309
i’m not joking. i have even measured it. it’s the length of like a chipotle burrito

if you don't live in the US that means you are poor

All selfies are off topic and belong on /soc/

people that jerk off to jav are fucking crazy, it's like professional porn but 10 times more choreographed and soulless and even worse acting and censored to top it off

>>212187332
i love twinks so much bros
let me get you another whiteclaw

>>212187416
idk if i really count as a twink desu

>>212187272
It's a Mexican brand, my maintenance guy has one and knows how to work on them, and plenty of parts available unlike Vento Motos.

>>212187409
Uh ya but uhh japanese weeman

the girl that was texting me daily for last 2 weeks hasn't texted me since yesterday evening. should I text her?

smells like cum up in here

>>212187524
Is it just for getting around town?

>>212187547
what was the last thing you said to her?

>>212187572
she sent me a reel and I said "crazy lmao"

>>212187547
it's over

I hate faggots

gonna get gussied up for pride tomorrow?

yeah I commute on a bicycle, so what?

>>212187571
the furthest I would go is 12 miles on a road that the average speed due to speed bumps is about 35

American culture is centered on jews, niggers, and sodomy.

you can gauge how much a girl likes you by how long she takes to respond, more than 30 minutes you can assume it's cooked

>>212187620
Right on, man. I loved riding my bicycle to work every day. Can't do it anymore unfortunately

>>212187584
send her a reel

>>212187586
prolly, good thing I'm used to it

just paid my car insurance

>>212187665
ypp just did. that's what I thought too. you are a smart anon

>>212187689
for me it’s 80 dollar minimum coverage from direct auto

>>212187701
Is that monthly?

>>212186543
Should've gotten a Doctorate

biblically accurate angels

>>212187721
yes

>>212187696
it's all you can do to get a reply and not look like a spaz

>>212187723
redditism

>>212187723
He's not biblically accurate, or even an angel, but I think he looks cool

biblically accurate bussy

have any antarctic flags (non-VPN) ever posted on /int/?

>>212187640
Can't really complain then I guess

>>212187745
>not look like a spaz
but i look like one. we are meeting on sunday as is and currently she is showing the city to her mom who's leaving tmr so I think she's just busy. i might be coping tho. we'll find out soon enough

just realized I'm the good guy

My new (used) car is on the way and should be here next week. It has gone through the dealership inspection and passed everything but i hope everything is fine and there’s no issues it’s going to be so nice

twitter post

Still think about that bible story where two girls decide to get their dad drunk and rape him so they can restart the village

i should have been one of those guys that went into the army at 17. at least i can simply steal valor

>>212187793
Why did he do it?

>>212187792
Good deal. Keep an eye out for leaks. Drips on the driveway and drips in the interior when it rains. Smalls leaks like that often get missed in inspection even if the outfit doing the inspection is actually trying to do a decent job of it.

>>212187793
make a fucking burger out of that thing

>>212187784
nah, you're okay, keep it light, don't send too much, and tell her saturday you're looking forward to seeing her sunday

>>212187795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

>>212187800
Sounds like a story Jews would come up with.

>>212187800
I think about that but then I realize in hindsight that I would have quit within a couple days of starting boot camp. I had no ambition at that age.

>>212187793
imagine the smell

>>212187867
meant to quote >>212187795

>>212187851
yea, not doing anything. if she doesnt respond, I'll just call it a day. not the first time it'll happen. i am busy as is with work. i'll install a dating app tho. its funny how bitches initiate the conversation, come on to you so hard, and then just leave.

When is my real life gonna start

>>212187842
its what he would have wanted

>>212187872
I'm so hungry...

>>212187859
holy shit this takes me back, thanks for posting this

>>212187901
2 more weeks

>>212187917
i've had bison burger before unironically

>>212187921
same, I'm gonna eat the jerk chicken leftovers from lunch

>>212187967
you can jerk this chicken lol

>>212187980
smoked that leaf

I have squandered my resistance
For a pocketful of mumbles
Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest

>>212187835
It’s an older luxury sedan low miles probably used by a grandpa so hopefully not too abused but I’ll check it out and get it inspected by a third party

I can’t watch no porn knowing that the pornstar done passed away.

i'd have no problems eating people to be fair

>>212188072
TA.

i need her so bad

>>212188060
RIP Tim Kruger

>>212188111
bad taste

dude stop posting fuckin trannies what is wrong with you

>>212188111
she is the literal personification of bpd

>>212188111
“”””””her””””””

Actually puking my guts out because I ate too much lol. How does that affect calories? Did I just knock off 80%+ of the calories

stop saying its a tranny

>>212188199
perhaps

>>212188199
based and Romanpilled, we need to bring back food orgies

Safe.

>>212188111
...ew...

>>212188239
What's your favorite Deftones song?

Engine No9 has always been my favourite.

I have seen almost every soy wars and capeshit movie from a hotel TV and I still don't know the plot to any of them. They all just feel like a 90 minute trailer for a much better movie

>>212188236
1 whole medium size dessert pizza and half a large beef pizza down the toilet now

should i get a chicken parm or a chicken vesuvio

never understood how that numetal radio rock band became popular amongst zoomers

>>212188350
Tak.

ate a chicken thigh, some rice, and drank 2 cups of milk.

>>212188388
Blame the 'tok

I will marry you.

>>212188385
better than it coming out your asshole tho, that would've taken days to digest and the farts would've been absolutely putrid

I have to pick between eating and drinking, I can't afford both

It's gonna be one of those issues

i'm gonna go grocery shopping, then go to the bar. my mood has officially bottomed out and i need a stiff drink

>>212188502
Past?

>>212188494
what would you drink

>>212188514
James Ready because it has the best alcohol/dollar ratio

>>212188494
drinking 100%
eating will fill your tummy, drinking will fill your soul

>>212188509
why drink at a bar? you'd rather have $6 a drink than 6 for $12?!

>>212188526
JR is based but I think the 5.9 PBRs have it beat these days

>>212188494
just eat and drink water?

you are not american if you cannot find any civil war soldiers with your surname.

https://www.nps.gov/civilwar/

>>212188566
because sitting at home isn't helping my rock bottom mood and i'm supposed to do stuff on fridays anyways. honestly i'm going through the motions but at least motions are being made

>>212188625
better link:

https://www.nps.gov/civilwar/search-soldiers.htm#sort=score+desc

bought some dryer balls

>>212188625
>>212188652
lmfao

She's the queen of /cum/

>>212188652
I found like 20+ and I'm not even American

>>212188625
>170 results
>all union
Cringe

>>212188690
>Cannibal = Canaan + Baal

based
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/jun/26/brad-pitt-home-break-in

>>212188719
yeah i mean a big chunk of civil war vets fled to brazil anyway so

>>212188652
>why yes I'm a fence sitter, how could you tell

alright the girl responded with a laughing emoji

absolutely devastated to realize the wrong sides won in most major wars

>>212188634
how old are you?

>>212188765
it's over

>>212188750
VGH it truly was brother against brother

ok she sent me texts too now

>>212188111
>I want this busted and crazy thing that will steal from me and may appear in my bedroom with a kitchen knife at 4am
I don't get this.

69 degrees is the perfect temperature for air conditioning. and fuck your metric units you fuckin fags

>>212188817
No more brother wars, cum-bros!

>anything below 70
fatty detected

>>212188726
anglo or common irish name?

>>212188873
scottish

>>212188625
There are at 40+ on there for my surname but not sure if any are connected to me. I have a family tree I researched back to Charlemagne on some branches. I know I have direct ancestors that fought in the revolutionary war, war of 1812, were on commodore Perry’s trip to Japan, Spanish American war, but idk if any were in the civil war. I know of one Irish (immigrant?) doctor near DC before the war and I think he was on the confederate side lmao. There is a town on the east coast that bares my surname which is where my direct ancestor landed in the 1700s

need a pizza

alhamdulillah

slice of life australian fiction

2 16oz beers so far
I smoked a cigarello as well

i hate when guys have faggoty looking lips
do you know what i mean?
i also hate guys that are hairless
i cant trust them with my car or my air conditioner or my life

eating a pizza and drinking a beer at the moment

Pray, allow wit to ponder: thoust "requireth" withal?

explain that

>>212188625
My earliest ancestor to the USA was 1912 so my name isnt on here unfortunately

>>212189028
why are you looking at another mans lips you fucking freak

>>212189045
The confederacy was heavily financed by jews. Most slave owners were jews.

>>212189066
Judah p. Benjamin was a jew who was the foreign minister for the confederacy i belive

>>212189064
because i look at people when i talk to them

Trump should make emissions laws illegal. And eliminate car safety standards. Americans should be able to buy $3000 American muscle cars.

>>212189041
Why don't you have a real bed, Jason?

>>212189045
Jews love slavery.

>>212189111
You look them in the eye, you don't check out their lips

I keep telling myself i'm going to try to learn something on my off days, but then as soon as i encounter the slightest obstacle i give up and go back to Chan and gooning
Such is the life of a midwit

I love reading about some war and then the jews come up out of nowhere. Why did they fund the japanese in the russo-japanese war lol.

>israel has nuclear weapons
Whats to stop those unhinged kikes from using them?

The real redpill is that Abraham Lincoln was literally a fascist and almost led us into the golden age.

>>212189136
Probably revenge for Russian pogroms

>>212189140
Russia

>>212189136
They hated Czarist Russia.

>>212189123
no I look at their entire face.
i'm not getting all dreamy and googly eyed getting lost in mans eyes like you

I wasn't literally asking obviously I know the answer it's just funny

I've come to the conclusion that most homeless people are homeless because they deserve it or because they choose to be homeless. There's a small number who don't deserve it.

>>212189186
Who's getting googly eyed? I penetrate other men with my gaze and dominate their wills

I appreciate that Bezos is tacky and gaudy like how I imagine a billionaire to be

>>212189122
I'm Japanese(on the inside) so I sleep on a 敷き布団

>>212189201
nothin on me brotha

I am a slavic man trapped in an italian mans body

On the subject of jews, i was reading about the case which led to the creation of the ADL
These rich kikes ran a bunch of factories in the impoverished south, used child labor, and then this kike manager of one of these factories killed one of his child laborers. He got a bunch of jewish finance to pour money into his legal defense, and walked away scot free. Then some rednecks lynched him
And that's why the ADL exists

>>212189246
get the operation

>>212189250
>Modern researchers generally agree that Frank was wrongly convicted
Nice try, chud

my first job ever was at a jewish community center and my first kiss was with a belarusian jewish girl. her dad still texts me to this day about good properties to buy. never gonna hate jews, sorry

>>212189220
He really does make an effort to fit the mold.

>evil
>greedy
>immoral
>tacky
>cheap
>ugly
>shit taste

The lads

>>212189250
https://nationalvanguard.org/2013/04/100-reasons-proving-leo-frank-is-guilty/

>>212189250
They get very triggered whenever you bring up their dead jew pedophile child rapist

>>212189201
I learned this when a bum smashed my car’s window to steal a jacket. They need to be rounded up and sent to northern territories

>>212189271
Read the facts of the case yourself. it's patently obvious he did it
Their family maid testified about how the day after the murder he was distraught and telling his wife that he did something very bad...

Somehow all/most of the PoliceActivity body cam videos just got unrestricted for age, so you can just watch everything without making a Kiketube account.

Just finished up this little gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS7jqenwRN0

Gonna be a good night playing RDR2 and watching hobos get ventilated.

>>212189295
Sheeet Floyd be a saint fo' real

I wish I were Canadian

Close enough

>>212189396
>side: Union

Imagine going to jail for this. 1900's dudes were on some other shit.

>>212189313
Just let them hop over the border and send them to California.

>>212189395
This chick fucks black dudes.

>>212189408
Really?

i've been thinking and it is possible for spinster to be jasons sister

Happens in your country?

lil bro is like "heh i dont have a gmail, take that jews!" oml :skullemoji:

>>212189405
The men who strung that kike who killed her are HEROES and STATUES should be built of them.

>>212188831
>>I want this busted and crazy thing that will steal from me and may appear in my bedroom with a kitchen knife at 4am
thats hot asf

I actually bought a garden gnome recently. Very cute.

I don't like the novelty garden gnomes where they do middle fingers and tell you to fuck off, or naked female stripper gnomes (wtf).

>>212189395
it was pretty based until the late 2000s or so

>>212189438
Geese can defeat full grown humans, it's not surprising they stomped some bitchmade little eagle.

>>212189405
How about Mary Phaggot and Leo Frank is a gay pedophile

>>212189464
Canada is Diet America

>>212189479
solid gold buddy

>>212189429
Yeah, Canadian white girls can't resist African-American rapper bbc.

>>212189469
defeat by intimidation maybe, it cant defeat a fully determined one

Where did the breeze go. I'm getting hot.

>>212189463
Do you want to start collecting them? No a fan of gnomes, desu.

I have ZERO power over the world and its events. I can express some opinions online, to let out some steam, but it is really just a waste of time. I am talking either to people who already agree with me, and who just like me have ZERO power to change anything, or to people who are too stupid, too ignorant, or too COWARD to even LISTEN to what I say anyhow. Instead, they react with slander, lies, mockery, and scorn.
You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink. Or in this case: You can drag an idiot to wisdom, but you cannot make him think.
However, I am part of this world. So when the traitors, idiots, goblins, cowards, and scum of the Earth turns it into an open sewer, a menagerie of lunatics, beasts, and deranged clowns, it affects me as well. There is no escape for anyone. You can run from the lunatics, but the asylum is everywhere. You can close your eyes to the world, but the MADNESS still sees YOU.
I am not powerless in relation to my own little microcosm, though. My family. My property. My choice of entertainment. My choice of food. My choice of clothing. The little things. My TIME.
I am still in control of that....
Although I cannot escape this global asylum, and I understand that the doors are locked from the outside, I can keep up hope and persevere. Because nothing is static. Even their madness is fleeting. Their hatred will consume them in the end.
GN.

>>212189502
spoken like a nigga who has never seen a goose let alone fought one

>>212189524
*rips a massive windy fart 3 inches from your face*

How do I reconcile there being a loving benevolent God with the fact that Donald Trump won the 2024 election, and still hasn't been tortured to death?

do you shave until fully smooth or keep it prickly? feel like its pointless to close shave since in a matter of hours it will be prickly again

>>212189529
They kinda get creepy at night, but idk I think I might get addicted to collecting 'em all

>>212189535
>trying to intimidate
geese detected

>>212189594
same way you accept that he has created billions of jeets

God tests us all in mysterious ways. your test is a jewish orange man. our test is a brown horde trying to take over the nation.

>>212189615
Geese punch way above their weight.

>>212189598
My skin is sensitive and prone to ingrown hairs so I do the bare minimum

>>212189598
I do a smooth shave if I have to meet clients or go in to the office, but by 2pm I have stubble. If I'm at home I just shave every couple days for hygienic reasons, makes your skin less oily.

also i think smooth shaving fucks up your skin long term

>>212189688
Nooooo don't sit on my face I'm sorry I was speeding! Noooooooooooo!

I kept going on my google maps tour of Nairobi. I continued to find amusing nonsense. Like this bus here. This isn't a sponsored ad. Some dude working for Nairobi transit must have painted it like this for fun. The left side is Mortal Kombat theme, says Sub Zero at the top.

Diddy is going to make some women a lot more rich and then go free. Calling it

>>212189715
It's actually good for you every now and then, highly exfoliating if you use a safety or straight razor. Promotes new hair growth which helps clean out pores too.

>put my tinder in Alaska
>every girl is hot and has big tits
unironically booking a flight there rn

>>212189780
Ultra simp mode initiated

>>212189765
becoming a fighting game pro is a legitimate form of upwards mobility for black people

>>212189780
the cold promotes fat storage

remember this stinker?

Ok who in the hell ok'd the angewomon design for a kid show?

>>212189535
I hit one of those faggots earlier because theyre dicks

>>212189780
>>212189800
>>212189816
you would too nigga
I CAN SAVE HER

>>212189803
Check out this tupac bus!

>>212189848
That is a haggard looking 18 holy shit

>>212189834
I remember an employee at Rogers recommending this. I remember her being cute but that might just be because I was a kid and she was a woman.

>>212189882
she just needs a lower 48 chad to save her (me)

>>212189854
This image goes hard

Beautiful weather we've got here.

>>212189848
dude that is what we call HIGH MILEAGE, absolutely brutal for 18. she looks 30.

>>212189848
She reminds me of the high school kids in 80s movies (looks 30)

NIGHT WAS BLACK
WAS NO USE HOLDIN' BACK
'CAUSE I JUST HAD TO SEE
WAS SOMEONE WATCHING ME
IN THE MIST
DARK FIGURES MOVE AND TWIST
WAS ALL THIS FOR REAL
OR JUST SOME KIND OF HELL?

I hate the american way of life

>>212189908
>>212189932
well i think she’s beautiful
i’ll marry her

Its so great having a racist italian mom who agrees with me whenever I shit on black people

>>212189970
Hopefully she matches your hag fetish and has a desperate schizo fetish

talk some shit where you're safe in Brazil. probably best you don't come around these parts.

just shaved my cock and balls for the first time in a year, what a mess

>>212189987
she clearly does
i just hope we hit it off by time i get there on the 18th

>>212189970
true, i think so too

shame the only jobs in alaska is becoming a fisherman though i suppose you go do any remote job from there

>>212189988
bitch came to the wrong neighbourhood

>>212189999
Nice rapping

learning there are many hapas and asian girls in alaska

>>212189977
both my Italian parents understand the black problem 100%
when i bring up the jewish problem my mom understands but my dad disagrees mainly because he is a fox news watching boomer

>>212190053
my irish father will say shit like “ehh i don’t like the muslims but i don’t like that i have to support israel or else i’m antisemitic—makes me wanna hate them”

gender dynamics begin at the age of 0 as a Y bearing male sperm pursuing and competing for the egg and this sets the tone for everything to follow

>>212190085
how do incels justify winning the sperm race and still ending up as sexless freaks

>>212190014
you can also work in a seafood cannery or at a campsite

I've got 40 matches on hinge atm

K-pop peaked with T-Ara

forgive me lord for i am evil and retarded

>>212190108
Because we're competing against a bunch of other sperm cells that won the race, dumbass

i know what you're thinking

>but anon
>you just ate an entire pizza and drank a beer
>you're not gonna have ICE CREAM too are you?
>please nooooo

stay outta my shit.

what’s a really good one week trip in north america for a single 25 year old bachelor (preferably in mid-summer)

>>212190189
Miami I'd say

>>212190184
Only one beer???

>>212190189
i can’t even imagine traveling alone what’s the point. well i can and i do but i imagine traveling as a homeless vagrant

>>212190196
i’d be alone
also i have curly hair and it gets frizzy in humidity. if i was doing a beach vacation i’d probably go west coast for the dry hear

>>212190210
Beaches in California are full of homeless people and crime

they say if you're bored alone then you're in bad company

>>212190201
ok nigga i didnt ask to get lectured i don’t have any friends faggot

im on my last beer

>>212190189
US Virgin Islands. You don't need a passport

>>212190189
>>212190210
Go to someplace along the Gulf. NOLA maybe or Corpus Christi.

streaming is gay and they all deserve to suffer

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748517841753382.webm

>>212190241
Wow can't believe they made some islands just for him

is race central to your identity?

>>212190270
No but my caste is

>>212190270
race and ethnicity are central to my identity
(I am a white Italian man)

>>212190248
damn i should go to NOLA again
but i do feel i should go somewhere new. looking into corpus christi as much as i love NOLA

>>212190294
niggas be like the ebola gay killed my whole family

G-d knew not to make me a child of this generation because I'd be one of those autistic kids who rides their scooter on major roads

drinking wine

would montreal be worth it? i do have a thing for fucking hot women with weird accents

>>212190051
message her "we should wrestle"

>>212190326
they chopped asl

>>212190317
Don't see why when you're such a pussy and never get drunk

My life is a mess, i've zero prospects, but it's everyone elses fault but me,
or something

>>212190270
It wasn't until my government decided to make me a minority in my own country

>>212190346
really? the two quebecois girls i met had huge tits

What's a word or phrase that instantly let's you know someone's a midwit?

It's the phrase "fascism indicator" for me.

>>212190326
it's a disgusting shithole filled with haitians and jeets

>>212190248
>Corpus Christi
Texas? Are you joking?

>>212190387
for me it's anyone who says "midwit" (the person i'm replying to notwithstanding)

>>212190392
so basically my city too then, great. what about vancouver? hot hapas?

>>212190326
What do you want out of your tourism? Montreal is okay if you're looking for some kind of urban thing visiting restaurants and bars. If you're more in to scenery I suggest atlantic islands, road trip around the rockies, or Victoria island.

>>212190387
Sincere use of the phrase "dog whistle"

my face when mcdonald's has a new menu item

I wonder how hard it would be to break into the U.S treasury where they print money
alternatively, how is it that no one who works there has tried to counter-feit currency. they probably see how it all gets made, so it would be super easy if you worked in the treasury to just either steal a bunch of money or start building your own currency printer

Ukrainians and Russians are the same people

computer show me the webm of the guy dressed like the mask dancing in a crowded banquet hall

>>212190449
i like urban environments with historic or beautiful architecture, but i can also love more natural beauty as well. i’d never willingly go to a place like, say, toronto or boston, but i’d definitely go to PEI or montreal if they were deemed worth it

>>212190469
I haven't been to McDonald's since they took chicken selects off the menu

any mexicans itt? is tijuana worth it?

>>212190387
>vibe
>yikes
>racial slurs of any kind excluding faggot
>use of 4chan slang
>use of tik tok slang
>dad lore
>aura
>etc etc

>>212190513
>dad lore
never heard anyone say this and i’m a 20 year old zoomer

>>212190469
Chuddie what happened to caring about inflation? Now we just gotta suck it up. What changed?

>>212190484
okay but don't call me computer

>>212190513
>>use of 4chan slang
You can't stop me from putting berg at the end of words

>>212190435
vancouver is filled with junkines and rich chinese whores who only fuck rich chinese guys.

you could easily get your dick sucked for $5 by a junkie with AIDS or probably even the Premier of BC.

if i just took a vacation somewhere in the US, what is stopping me from just never leaving?

>>212190551
O MASQUARA enters the thread

>>212190570
Lack of money if anything

>>212190559
>Premier of BC
this service is only available if you are fob brown

it's morbin time

>>212190570
you'll be homeless

my favorite fk post that pops into my head from time to time was him replying to ale with "ahahah show me your penis chico"

Premier of BBC

so I talked a lot with that girl now. it seems like she was just waiting for me to text her. her mom's leaving tmr and she'll be pretty lonely after. She asked me to join her to the pride parade tho -_-

>>212190580
>>212190593
i have $20k in my 401k and another 20k in my savings, how long could i last if i stayed somewhere like, say, Olympia WA (while trying to get a job)?

what's your take on the liver king situation

>>212190609
Tell her that if you go you'll end up cheating on her by sucking dick. She'll understand

>>212190551
sometimes i see clips from brazil and understand why some people call it the U.S. of south america

>>212190621
roided up retard tried killing a formerly roided up retard

>>212190621
Is he really only in his 20s?

>>212190621
cry for help. if he really wanted to shoot joe rogan he would have just rocked up and done it instead of flashing a gun and saying “i’m going to shoot joe rogan” on youtube shorts

>>212190630
i said it'll be nasty there, but she said we'll have fun...

>>212190621
Just manlet things

I fantasize about dying violently. if any glowies are reading this, don't hesitate to get in touch and groom me into doing something terrible for you
That would be so awful

>>212190664
ditto for me

>>212190664
I work at General Dynamics does that count?

>>212190621
i saw the videos and they were really tame honestly. sam hyde makes significantly worse threats towards people all the time and he's never gone to jail for it. joe rogan is a pussy little midget.

>>212190649
Tell her you don't wish to go cheer on child groomers

>>212190712
i went to a parade years ago and saw fags in dog masks and all. like the weird mfs go there. Ik it'll be the same here because I live in the fag capital of canada. but she wants to go since her friends invited her

Poo

>>212190604
>>212190583
KEK

>>212190270
I wouldn't say central but its important. Only a fool wouldn't care about it at least for defensive purposes

feel like tailoring is manly