ooo edition

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

have a lot of blackheads on my nose, dunno how to remove them

once in a blue moon I will squeeze a few of them for fun but it does no good, the empty pore just fills up with sebum again

catberg walking around on the ceiling again

Heathermong off begging mum to reset the router now.

>>212234475

>>212234442
No I woke up just over an hour ago cuz my dog puked and it was too early to make breakfast so I decided to /brit/ post a bit

Have you been seething at random leaf posts all night?

i have royally arsed up my life

>>212234472
get the sandpaper out

>>212234459
how much do the security services pay per post?

>>212234472
wash your dirty dirty grubby little face

>>212234484
honestly gives me the fear that somehow enough people think that way for it to make it to publishing

i could watch animal porn at home is there anywhere nice in europe to incelwalk around and drink on your own and maybe a historic site or museum or 2 to incelstare at

>>212234472
Bluds getting all his holes filled with sebum on the regular :skull:

>>212234441

>>212234472
Have you tried retinols?

Mine only went away when I got a bit older, they always came back no matter what routine I did or diet change I made.

Very frustrating because it makes others think you're dirty

>>212234509
when it comes to my life ive hit a royal flush as in a royal flush down the shitter

the ol hemorrhoids have me scared to poo
last few have been utter carnage

Might start double reddit spacing


Makes your posts even more visible

Smoking a cigarette in your childhood bedroom. Getting screamed at by mum. Screaming back at her. Browsing r9k posting reiko lsd sissy hypno copy pasta. Spamming kitten servers. Trading e-girl nudes. Getting told not to go into your sister's room. Sitting down at the dinner table. Calling your dad a manlet.

rorke's ma

>>212234548
not really tried anything tbf

I think it's genetic, my dad has the same. I've come to terms with it. Would probably be more self-conscious if I had a girlfriend and she was right up close to my face but thankfully that isn't an issue for me

*enters thread*

*looks up pictures of keira knightley in the hole*

>>212234530
tallinn has a nice old town to incel walk in and can get a cheeky 2 hour ferry to helsinki if you fancy a day trip

>>212234545
danes are so lucky arent they

celeste is not showing much arse here on the old glastonbury

Running the ozone generator in my smelly bedroom

>>212234611
? you were there, were you? you packed your bags and went to... tallinn?

>>212234594
Genetics play a part from what I understand

I would recommend against trying to "pop" them as it can lead to scarring which is much worse

Look into retinols, they may help

two posters on /tv/ arguing whether sneed is a forced meme or not

canadian has been up all night owning the /brit/ personalities

>>212234576
sex

>>212234642
Can you point to some of my posts?


I don't remember making them


Maybe I was sleep posting

considering 'cide

on /k/ they still post "my sides have left orbit" sometimes

>>212234642
he got his shit packed in last thread so he's switched to posting aggressively normal boring shite (as per)

>>212234624
dirty brown bastid

>>212234609
saw it on telly in the early 00s. much more lenient back then.

Sir Robbie Williams would never lead a chant like that I can tell you that much

>>212234611
2 hours there or there and back?

only 15% of climbers ever climb 7a
7a on a moonboard- it's more like 5%

>>212234484

>>212234671
bit mean

watching 5ive live at Glasto

>>212234668

>>212234631
raye had her feet out yesterday

Little brown fella delivering my package. But there were 3 of them in the van all sharing one handset. One drove and the other 2 popped out and scurried about with the parcels. Clearly only one of them actually worked for the company.
What's their endgame here? Split the £12 an hour 3 ways? Deliver all the parcels as quick as possible so they get paid less for working less hours?
The brown mind is an enigma.

MY SIDES

>>212234692
how many of them climb a real rock

>>212234668
that place is cornball central it's like 2012 /v/
reckon it just has a particularly reddity millennial posterbase

felt strong at bouldering at times today
there is hope there. I just feel there is something there. Like I can be decent at this

lots of sexy brown girls in this years glasto

>>212234689
2 hours each way

>>212234713
What is air?

>>212234722
could fly to benidorm in that time lad. i'll pass

>>212234718
im really really really properly fucking keen on brown women to be quite honest

>>212234669
Now you two are seething about leafs because I'm not giving you attention


What do you want from me?


Do you want me to post normally or do you want me to post about thread personalities?


Make up your minds already

Glastonbury is utterly riduculous.
Just complete degeneracy on every level. Decayed ethnosuicidal liberals cheering on foreigners.

Umwertung aller Werte!

Getting excited to watch Sir Rodney Stewart

>>212234718
hmm mm

>>212234715
on average they're 40, give them a break

leaky pg tips about to violate -2

>>212234718
>non-whites in Glasto
don't believe it

>>212234714
muh real rock is just a cope climblets use- a way to excuse themselves for being fat and a non- climber
good indoor centres are designed to prepare you for outside climbing- it's basically the same thing. A climb is a climb

>>212234745
he's bringing out nige

This is Emma Navarro.

She's the #10 ranked tennis player in the world.

Say something nice about her.

>>212234744
that was a boring post from a boring friendless man

>>212234668
isn't one of the mods a former army officer?

>>212234743
we just want you to fuck off and never come back mate have you seriously not realised it yet

>>212234747
Astoundingly grim arses

People Just Do Nothing is some very underrated kino.

>>212234778
white girl in yellow has a top notch arse ya gimp

>>212234776

>>212234745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ3otrObWJw

too risque for glasto?

>>212234454 (OP)
How much cost fish n chips now in England?

>>212234790
>people just do nothing
>watch trailer
>people are doing things
care to explain

>Holiday tragedy as British tourist falls to his death at Majorcan beauty spot cliff

>>212234741
ktim

What kind of weird white person do you have to be to be utterly consumed by the israel/palestine conflict?

>>212234792
She's fat

you stupid fucking bitch

>>212234716
nice lad

closest I got to getting into bouldering was driving the 20 minutes on the motorway to the bouldering centre and then sitting in my parked car for 15 mins then driving home. To be honest I dunno if I want to take up a hobby that will require 40 minutes of driving for every session

the other option was BJJ and there's an excellent, highly rated, competition non-Gracie Barra gym literally 5 minutes away from me but I can't bring myself to sign up for that either as I'm a soft cunt and I'm afraid of getting battered. I'm a horrible worm.

Rod's gonna get booed

>>212234820
It's the current thing

>>212234611
tallinn is lovely

>>212234832

>>212234845
why

gonna play a Fire Emblem game for the first time in my life at 29

wish i was a punk

>>212234820
Either a communist or a neocon boomer.
Most people think israel is being evil, hamas is being evil and don't want us to be involved.

Sven GORAN Meltdownsson

never heard of this celeste bird

>>212234876
maybe have sex for the first time in your life at 29

>>212234876
slippery slope

The incels are seething about Glasto because they can never ever have this
Now here come the cope. They just cannot admit it because 4chan is the only witness to their existence!

>Tallinn? Oh you mean Reval.

>>212234889
foul

>>212234454 (OP)
But what about the other UK?

>>212234898
bit mad how it rhymes with molest

>>212234889
yanks birds gagging for anglo cock

back in bed me

Wish I was as handsome and charismatic as Hasababi

>>212234818
Deano summer...is cancelled

>>212234898
she looks like shes gonna be sick on stage

>>212234889

>>212234862
the troubles in ireland caused 3k deaths and they still argue about them every day

>>212234940
it's one in the afternoon?

>>212234814
https://youtu.be/obHVXrqogr8?t=150

the York rental market is hilariously clapped lol
Like 1k a month for a bedsit
thank God I am being bailed out

>>212234940
2 hot for that

>>212234952
woke would never allow this today

what's got women obsessed over 'frontal lobes are only developed at 25' malarky

bihh you are practically halfway to infertile by then shut yo ass up

hes bangin on them bongos like a chimpanzee

>>212234954
Yes because they are Irish. If an Israeli was banging on about Gaza that's fair enough. Don't know why anybody else gives a shit

>>212234963
dont live in an urban area so im not going to find any of this relatable or amusing

>>212234989
oh that aint working
(get his benefits sanctioned)

>>212234983
havent got any smarted since i was 16

>>212234968
Imagine thinking that’s expensive, would be cheap as fuck for London

>>212234955
so fucking what thoughtpolice

yeah yeah yeah but how about them durag wearing cronem violently slamming oval baton down katy's luh back?

>>212235000
The sad life of an autistic man. Sympathies, lad.

>>212235009
yh... what about them?

that says yhe binble

>>212235009
mmhmm they activating rn xx

>>212234982
they didn't then, he got cancelled

>>212234774
idk, but former officer could mean anything. some have front line combat experience from iraq and some taught 35N classes in an air conditioned room for four hours a day

>>212235019
why do you type like an autistic somethingawful poster from 2005

>>212235004
it is expensive
donedoners post-covid, and I suppose southerners like me, are what's driving the price up
York is alright but it's not good you should pay 1k a month for a bedsit

Woke mob stopping me from going to the beach and throwing rocks at the brown children

This country is pretty much unaffordable for natives now.

20 million biomass entities must be physically deported along with landlords who house them

Transvaluation of all values, lads.

>>212235051
Project on, lad. I've been tested as autism-free.

piracy = over
dark net markets = over
freemarket cryptocurrency = over
anonymous chat = over
internet = over

its too bastard warm in here im sick of it

>>212235053
York is boring as fuck it’s for students and old people lol

>>212235090
keep him out

>>212235051
How would you even know that

>>212235019
yeah, well
*unzips my trousers and shows you my hairy unwashed anus through spread cheeks*
so you can put that in your pipe and you can bloody well smoke it

majestic

Glastonbury looks shite this year

>>212235080
You don't realise how bad it is till you see a HMO being sold on right move and it's a 3 bed semi turned into a kitchen and like 9 bedrooms all with 2 or 3 beds in

>>212235082
>there was enough doubt for you to get tested in the first place
Lad....

>>212235129
Rorke

music without drugs is shit

in fact life without drugs and alcohol is shit

>>212235129
yeah lol no one seems genuinely excited at all

>>212235129
shut the fuck up rorke you virgin lmao

>>212235096

Heathermong having a bit of fun on his Australian VPN I see

>>212235129
quintessential virgin freak post

>>212235150
>>212235139
Seethe on glastomong

>>212235132
It's grotesque, and the white capitalists responsible much be physically removed along with their brown pets.

>>212235139
>>212235150
>>212235172
hello dimwits and deanoes
get a book read you fucking clowns

>>212235161
is it some second layer of pure satire for you to obsess over him? like the second juicy patty in a delicious five guys burger?

this doesn't feel like a pyramid act to me

>>212234744
God forbid people have fun

Got the coffee brewing


Going to be a loooooong Sunday shift today boys

>>212235178
There is nothing more pure than the love between a woman and a woman.

the three people I know who're at glastonbury have all confirmed it's a bit crap

>>212235090
its lovely and breezy here and cloudy too. might have to put an extra layer on aha x

>>212235136
Americans live like kings x

Time to settle it, lads.
Who was in the wrong here?

>>212235179
Sounds like socialist nationalism

>>212235192
Rorke

>>212234820
Politics can have that effect, sucks you in to distract us from our shit lives

>>212235194
Yes actually see it gets mongs like you seething and replying to me and encourages him to continue his descent into madness

>>212235222
we've already been through this

>>212235222
women are always in the wrong
no idea why they were given the right to vote or allowed to hold positions of power

>who're

>>212235208
Lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence did you know.

fuck offffff

about half the performers at glasto are not white but the crowd is nearly all white

>>212234818
Always see lads like this with the gfs in nike pros when im hiking and theyre wearing crocs or trainers. Bizarre

on reflection staying up til 4am on the cans was not a good idea

>>212235225
thick fucking CUNT
genuinely fucking hate you and all of the other bottom feeders wathching that complete fucking shit and listening to contemporary fucking music KILL YOURSELF

>>212235246
and

just got influenced into picking up some 5 guys for lunch

>>212235257

>>212235223

never been to a music festival
not because I don't like partying and music just prefer the idea of being in my own bed at the end of it x

Only been to one festival and it was pretty shit. Sleeping in a hot tent for 3 days and being forced to eat overpriced food from a van. Some girls rubbed their arse on my crotch but other than that I could have just sat in a field with some beers, a speaker and my mates and saved myself all the hassle.

>>212234909
For me its the second one

is charli at glasto this year

This is a glastomong false flag, he's attempting to make it seem like he isn't the seething one
>>212235257

>>212235246
Brexit killed the British music scene. You did this yourself.

>>212235262
ktim!!! ktim!!!

>>212235245
>no funny tabs

i'm a national socialist but in the proper sense in that i want all the browns deported and all the millionaires executed

>>212235288
1 day festivals exist, been to slam dunk like 5 times me

>The Southern Cone is the subregion with the highest Human Development Index, and highest standard of living in Latin America
>The population of the Southern Cone has been strongly influenced by waves of immigration from Europe in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. People of direct European descent, make up 88% of total population of Uruguay, 85% of the total population of Argentina and 65% of the total population of Chile. The remainder of the population in these countries consists predominantly of mestizos with a significant proportion of European ancestry.[24][25][26][27] In São Paulo, Paraná, Rio Grande do Sul, and Santa Catarina self-identified white people are 61.3%; 70.0%; 82.3%; and 86.8% of the population respectively, with people of Italian, Polish and German ancestry predominating

I'm NOOOOOTICING

poor Rod
/r/glastonbury_festival has confirmed they will be boycotting him

>>212235222
Him for not immediately beating her to death

>>212235272
Hah! So, you're enjoying FIVE GUYS for lunch, eh? Are you... taking them ALL on at once, hmm? Ahaha. Ahh, just poking fun. Nothing like a harmless spot of banter is there.

destroy everything that exists

>>212235308
Long live Mussolini! Long live socialism!

this women screams mental illness

>>212235245
stand a bit closer to the router lad
your signal is on one bar

need mady to do me in

>>212235318
>self-identified white people

>>212235260
just baiting to see if anyone could find a decent point to make out of that
>>212235299
why are germans still so obsessed with brexit

Off to see Deftones now. They pulled out of Glasto apparently so they should have plenty of energy.

>>212235318
genuinely what even happens there

In my 32 years I don't recall hearing of a single thing that happened in that region of the earth

>>212235342
leela lookin ass nigga

>>212235370
They're autistic retards

the scran as it were

>>212235330
rod the prod

>>212235371
>They pulled out of Glasto apparently
god that's so hot
only to shoot their wad elsewhere

>>212235248
lol same here

Big roid monkey hiking 30 km in Vans then complaining about his feet getting sore

>>212235385
wrong post, meant for >>212235371

If you think about it, the first boat people were the English.

>>212235330
Why ?

>>212235371
GO GET YOUR KNIFE
GO GET YOUR KNIFE

anyone remember those 6 months or so wolfmother was popular

>>212235407
No

>>212235407
long enough to be an Aussie music legend

>>212235401
they were saxons, klaus
the first english were the weird little goblins that inhabited these isles in the prehistoric times (my ancestors)

>>212235407
let me tell you all a story about the joker and the thief and the night

yeah i remember them

>>212235388
>roll n tattie scone
>diluting juice
>pieces
Definitely scottish

unironically a lot of people in Scotland, or glasgow at least, do eat like this.

>>212235395
;)

>>212235399
Bit mean.

>>212235405
Oi oi there'll be none of that now!

>>212235407
Yes. I believe they had 2 songs. One might have been good?

twisting a corkscrew down the ol jappers

>>212235371
they're playing crystal palace tonight

already eaten all the food and snacks i brought back from my holiday

>>212235407
Jackass 2 (or, if you will, Jackarse 2). Good film.

when I do my 28km virgin walks I do it in normal trainers

don't see how going hiking in normal trainers is any different. Provided you're used to going decent distances your feet feel fine.

>>212235440
Norns say it too

>>212235432
>the first english were
They were not English and they are not your ancestors. 'English' comes from the 'angles'. That's like some Nigerian claiming the prehistoric inhabitant of Britain were his ancestors. Aren't you people supposed to learn this in school?

the bronze age mediterranean civilizations all collapsed because a bunch of nameless, faceless, boat people swarmed in and destroyed everything. they were so monstrous and barbaric they left no meaningful trace of a culture behind, so we just have to call them the sea people

deftones is one of those bands I've heard a lot about but couldn't name a single song
bit like the strokes or the script

>>212235497
what the fuck

>>212235505
fritz, it's sunday, im having a brew, stop trying to antagonise me

>>212235499
we don't say pieces or tatties but we do sometimes say diluting juice

Isn't bob dylan jewish? surprised he's chanting about the IDF. surprised he;'s even alive desu

>>212235505
You're genuinely GENUINELY low IQ and autistic

So after banning porn and music festivals, what are they going to ban next? Any ideas? Birthday parties? Christmas?

Drinking coffee out of my $100,000,000,000,000 mug

>>212235497
blud crossed wales in a straight line

>>212235514
was into them 15 years ago but don't listen to them much now

>>212235388
All of that got binned after it was filmed
No proof any of it was eaten

caitlyn clark sex arse

>>212235461
Went notting hill carnival precisely once and it was insanely shit and two of the girls I was with had their phones stolen. Never again.

>>212235514
Same goes for "Biffy Clyro"

>>212235542
meat
hand holding

>>212235543
not again

To fall off your horse?

Ovni landing.

>>212235584
What's wrong?

Cromwell was based

Biffy Clyro are only kept relevant because organisers want to represent the Scotch at festivals
Before them it was Deacon Blue

>>212235566
clearly too young
everyone knows mountains, was played everywhere in 2008

>>212235440
>630 am: crisps, candy, soda (????)
>8am: fried rice, chips
>1030am: bread, potato, chips
>12pm: bread, cheese, candy
>2pm: mac, cheese, chips, cake, soda
>730pm: cheese pizza, chips
>9pm: cheese pizza
>1030pm: cheese pizza, sugar drink
they dont have meat or vegetables in scotland? all i see is a bunch of carbs (mostly sugar)

>>212235521
walkable cities my lad

I get the train into town on a sunny saturday and just walk for miles and miles then I stop for a bite to eat then walk all the way back to the train station and head home. Of course I don't speak to anyone and no one speaks to me but they say it's "good to get out the house" so I go for these long walks (where nothing happens)

will olivia get her rodrigo out?

>>212235543
Is it dishwasher safe?

>>212235567
yeah can you do Just Like a Woman next mate or something off Blood on the Tracks

>>212235638
Yeah of course

might get that command and conquer game that isn't called command and conquer

Dr House was in the bath sucking on toes, then he jumped in the pool

>>212235506
They were the Nordics, lad. Brown medjeets crumbled under Aryan feet.

>>212235671
Instruct and Overcome?

>>212235671
Theme Hospital

What is it with talentless hacks using other famous artists names but change one letter?


Bizarre trend I've noticed lately

>>212235631
weird to hear about something like this and get a shiver down my spine, remembering EB Nesbitt novels from childhood, thinking the world would be like that, and it actually is for some people, but not here.

I thought that black guy at Glastonbury was based because of his IDF thing but turns out he also got the crowd chanting “I heard you want your country back, you ain’t getting it back” about England

that cmat is a right state

>>212235377
It's a nice place, basically a bigger emptier Spain

>>212235543
you're a $100,000,000,000,000 mug

For me it's nova twins

>>212235682
Except for when the Egyptians annihilated them in one fell swoop and they were completely obliterated then almost entirely forgotten right

>>212235704
All non-Whites carry within them the rage of the inferior.

>>212235632
sorry about that one la shitter was full aha x

>>212235705
yeah fucking cant stand her fat fenian cow

>>212235560
BIG fan of Sophie Cunningham

Cannot believe that pakis are the 2nd most inbred people in the world and we shipped 2 million of them here

>>212235672
legend

black people

>>212235725
Egypt was conquered by blonde Greeks.

>>212235712
Haha thanks mate x

>>212235735
she'd look good getting BLACKED RAW

>black people
can dance, cook, are strong, athletic, musically talented
>white people
...?

>>212235751
That happened almost a thousand years later

Respawn.

>>212235772
>white people
can win wars

>>212235777
You are brown

>>212235740
Really? I mean we know who are the first most inbred people in the world are, no?

>>212235772
pioneered the very same technology you used to type up this dogshit zinger

Sir Miles

Was having a rough day flying back home last week and I happened to look at an old black lady waiting for her flight

She smiled and me and I smiled back and she said "thank you" with a condescending tone

Very strange interaction

>>212235806
So they are nerds?

Curious!

>>212235813
good way to lose your life over a pair of airpod pros

>>212235813
would have been funnier if the map showed the bin laden compound but whatever

>>212235795
Did reading the true history that you were ignorant of really upset you that much?

nothing wrong with marryin your cousin

>>212235772
>>white people
can dance, cook, are strong, athletic, musically talented

Forget.

>>212235872
and aunt!

>>212235860
Blonde Nordics drive the wheels of history, la'

yer getting yer cawk sucked kid

>>212235858

Show me.

>>212235928
Odd way of saying "yes"

bloody hell look at those t axes

pooing out my arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj65u_VY0uM

>>212235939
heh

Get it made

Clip.

>>212235872
truthnuke!! the habsburg jaw is a meme, the ones born of non-consanguineous marriage also had a protruding mong jaw. austrians just look like that. and the freak one with a heart the size of a walnut, that one right, his sister was even more consanguineous than him, her parents and grandparents had intermarried so much it was like a brother and sister had a kid, and she turned out fine.

Gonna be funny when American rednecks convert to Islam

>>212235628
Nah just couldn't pin it to their name

>>212235972

>>212236035
no need to snitch him out is it

>>212236011
was just saying this down the pub

reminder "Lord" Miles had to get committed to a mental hospital because he had a schizophrenic breakdown during crazy golf and started claiming he was jesus

i did coke at a work party and said the worst possible things imaginable i will never recover from this

making burgers x

>>212236011
his *niece
not his sister, that wouldn't make sense
his niece had the inbreeding ratio of a brother and sister having a kid and she turned out fine!! look at her, looks a right lass

Luckiest man alive?

>>212236080
Yep may as well hang yourself. Get a move on

>>212236058
well yeah he's an adventurer, they're always mad

>>212236080
lol this last night?

>>212236122
>>212236122
>>212236122

new

>>212236124

>>212236124

>>212236124

>>212236058
stare too long into the abyss of the crazy golf hole and the abyss stares back

The man who walks.

i did coke at a work party and said the worst possible things imaginable i will never recover from this
just got a text this morning
>you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

>>212235848
Theyre pakistanis theyll cringe and be obsequious when threatened

Russian...

been done

>>212236080
coke around colleagues is a shocking judgement mate

>>212235629
I have relative from Scotland and all they eat is just carbs