Thread 212242523

oo ello edish

sick to bastard death of it all

The two-time Oscar nominee has gone from playing the sexy love interest in rom-coms like He's Just Not That Into You (pictured here with co-star Bradley Walsh in 2009) to hard-hitting parts.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14858067/Scarlett-Johansson-sex-symbol-desirability.html

>>212242418
1 red onion browned off in sugar and butter
5 cloves of garlic
1 veggie stock cube
dried oregano, basil, paprika, cumin
tablespoon or so of tomato puree
tin of chopped tomatoes
simmer for 30 or so
meanwhile roast 3 bell peppers and 1 large aubergine in your air fryer
once almost cooked and a little caramelised add the roasted veg to your tomato sauce
cook out for another 10
add some sour cream
lash it in and around some pasta of your choice

>>212242523 (OP)
rubert

>>212242553
yhe's just not that binble you

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

how are your wives doing, lads? and your kids, how are they?

Sucking an espresso and tonic

got the pinback on

Got the safety glasses on. You never know.

>>212242553
honestly impressive how shite of an actress she is

>>212242598
i’m 21 i have neither

mad how I say I'm bored and only find fun in drinking to ChatGPT and the first two suggestions it makes are things I do already (play video games and watch films)
utterly mental, that

>>212242553
reckon Bradley Cooper gets mistaken for the host of The Chase often?

YEAH YEAH YEAH
FAZED OUT
FAZED OUT
FAZED OUT

>>212242598
i'm 41 i have neither

>>212242622
oh then your girlfriend, then x

>>212242575
>1 red onion browned off in sugar and butter
>5 cloves of garlic
>1 veggie stock cube
>dried oregano, basil, paprika, cumin
>tablespoon or so of tomato puree
>tin of chopped tomatoes
>simmer for 30 or so
Good lad. Should dice up a bell pepper and cook with the onions and garlic imo

>add some sour cream
Not sure about this

I waited 300 seconds to post my thread on int and haven't gotten 1 you

30 soon. need to start grinding every day and stop fucking off on places like 4chan

>>212242662
you're on holiday at the moment then I take it? having a break from it all eh aha x

>>212242598
i'm 29 i have neither

>>212242480
It’s quite freeing to stop forcing yourself to care about pakis taking over or whatever outrage they want you to be mad at that week
You also become less obstinate and allow yourself to accept more fact based truths. Doesn’t mean you have to become a danger haired wokescold either

Let's be truthful immigration has vastly improved culturally and economically former white only sink estates

sitting in the car with the door open so I don't get too hot
feeling comfy

>>212242694
nope

Garden could do with some rain

>>212242683
i made a thread about travel youtubers, something appropriate for an international board and got a singular reply from an aussie
meanwhile 10 racebait threads were getting bumped

>>212242703
Shut up you mong

>>212242719
Fat cunt

>>212242719
LOL

>>212242719
that's a photo of your new creps

rod brought out danny elfman

>>212242719
DIEGO!

>>212242719
Big fan of these
Like that one with the fatty on the train lmao

sausages for sunday dinner. they're in the air fryer

>>212242725
Or what? Going to whine like an ignored pup?

>>212242753
veggie sausages?

>>212242713
Name one such vastly improved estate

sent the gf contract to protogf

if she declines, well its onto the next

well within my rights here, you see

>>212242719
love the turtle near the door mate great sex appeal x

>>212242719
:)

>>212242768
don't be daft

right I'm off to utterly destroy my liver

>>212242767
I shall go back in time and do unspeakable things to your past self

>>212242753
And your mates, they on the way or? Oh

poo scromiting

rod the bod

stupid mong bastard

>>212242774
Every single estate on the Caledonian Road in Islington

do brits like austin powers

gfberg has her tits and minge out
too warm for clothes you see

>>212242753
they're in the what now, the air fryer??!! crikey

>>212242838
Got turnstile on me, the girl on rhythm guitar is fit

>>212242838
the roddler

>>212242859
cor and I do mean COR

>>212242859
corr let's have a look

>>212242838
2 fellas kissing there

>>212242857
Yeah baby

I'm not fat

>>212242818
Nowt worse you can do than what was already done

fancy a cold coffee beverage

>>212242848
How have immigrants improved them

/brit/ meetup at the Cock and Balls pub, remember to bring your wives and girlfriends along aha x

Jim Jones was like a weird cross between an evangelical preacher and a commie SJW

did someone say beveragino?

>>212242887
ktinm

>>212242904
not supposed to have multiple! haha

>>212242892
get the espresso tonic made rorke

>>212242904
Is the proto gf welcom?

You ever just sit in a car dealership and eat the free snacks

>>212242933
The word is "expresso"

i'll never go to the brit meet up

>>212242913
...nh

mad that rick astley plays guitar for rod stewart

to wives and sweethearts--may they never meet!

people keep walking past and staring in at me
I stare right back at them

At glasto the big stages have like barriers back some way into the crowd, is that like a vip area up front or just to prevent crushes?

>>212242965
need to see a hyperlink to some evidence of rick astley doing that

>>212242977
I've started giving the queen wave, makes me feel like a big man.

>people keep walking past and staring in at me
>I stare right back at them

ffs now Rod's about to start his Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts I-IX) cover
When will this set end

>>212242977
KTIM
but I swap between thinking it's because I'm attractive and thinking it's because I look like a freak depending on my mood

>>212243025
Swap to the ither stage, rod is shit

>>212243000
literally on stage at glasto now m8

Tina's doing her dance, lads

>>212242897
Got all the white scum to move out

>>212242892
follow the daddy hoffman recipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PApBycDrPo0

>>212243018
kektimmy

caberge

>>212243063
Why do you think wog scum are better?

>>212242947
Maybe they don't have that in Britain. I don't know.
In America car dealerships always have free snacks in the waiting area.

>>212243064
Bet you right now the mong you're replying to is just going to put some scoops of Lidl coffee granules in cold tap water

Spotted a Wikipedia article FULL of uncited paragraphs. Shall be slapping a [citation needed] on that biatch pronto.

I AM SAILING

>>212243078
rum cat

>>212242995
There's usually a cripple area cordoned off with bike racks, a VIP/pit-free area at some shows right up front, sometimes centred, sometimes split off to the sides, a barricade a few metres back from the stage to give a bit of a no-man's land for press, security, medical transport/emergency services, and to keep the crowd from getting up on stage. I'll have to take a look to tell you properly, but I've set up enough festivals to give a QRD.

Love that iPhone finally gave us a dedicated fap folder with the Hide feature in the camera roll

very awkward banter from lulu and rod there. ronnie wood was all over the place. literally just rick astley holding the set together with his guitar work.

>>212243093
Here they do free tea and instant coffee usually

If we didnt have Indian students who would work for Deliveroo? You ever think about that before you spew your racist bile?

is rod stewart a rangers fan or summat

>>212243097
Rather rude

>>212243109
There's the usual front barrier, a bit of crowd that is pitting hard then another barrier like 25m back in a semicircle

>>212243086
Most of them have jobs

gf to be wife is American
I guess one day I'll live there

>>212243148
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212243086
Don’t have to fake laugh at wh*te’s boring racist jokes and eat their disgusting bland greasy food anymore

finding life funny

fuck it, popping to the 'ki 'op, want anything?

can't wait for the british crusade

>>212243147
could be to split off pit ticket holders from the hoi-polloi who paid tier 2 and 3 prices. Does it look like there's any sort of raised platform in that semicircle? Could be the disabilities section.

>>212243148
Why do you believe they're any more likely to have jobs?
>>212243174
FOY, you should be killed

>>212243197
grab me a clue and pick one up for yourself while you're there

Love my mum but it’s got to the point now where I get excited every time she goes out. Think it’s time to move out

didn't realise astley was that solid a guitarist. must do session work to top up the bank account.

>>212243224
Wow it’s really a mystery why we celebrate when you murderous inbred freaks disappear from our areas

MILF with a new Renault Five just sucked me off in the Aldi car park

gave that slag brad shots

>>212243218
Yeah I assume it'sa vip bit but there's nothing to stop you hopping the back barrier either

free free palestine CHANTED by black country, new road lead singer

This country in the summer really is very pleasant

>>212243246
he never gave up on practicing

>>212243245
It should happen at 18 really, the problem is you can’t let your kids go or escape your parents easily since housing is so expensive
Parents brains are hardwired to maintain control over you forever. If you don’t escape you will never be able to live your own life. Just breeds resentment between the two parties

>>212243296
so brave

>>212243296
not watching that am i? got goat on

Love it when you can see a bit of genuine passion and enthusiasm, and real desire - perhaps even feelings, between two porn actors. Like seeing rebecca volpetti taking ian scott's massive french baguette and you can tell she actually loves fucking him and being fucked by him on camera. They probably fuck off camera too and I like that.

A comfy 22C in Norwich at the moment

>>212243296
Turnstile chanted free palestine too

>>212243357
Unfortunately you live Grimsby

>>212243354
ok

>>212243296
I don't think these sorts of people know anything about the situation there they just go along with what other people are saying.

>>212243354
Yeah okay mate have you got these chino shorts in a 34 slim

>>212243367
were turnstile at glasto??

>>212243296
stopped listening to that tripe after isaac left

>>212243246
Are you talking about the guy from Simply Red playing with Rod?

>>212243400
Their set just finished

>>212243373
I live in Norwich m8

>>212243390
i think anyone who knows anything about the "situation" knows that palestine should be freed and no genocided

>>212243426
You wish

>They probably fuck off camera too and I like that
A great post

hate the heat so much

>>212243354
It's totally normal to enjoy adult content more when there's visible chemistry or genuine emotion between the performers. Many people find it more engaging and intimate when the connection feels real rather than purely performative. That sense of authenticity—whether it's real affection, strong desire, or just mutual respect and enthusiasm—can make the experience more compelling.

That said, it’s worth keeping in mind that porn is a performance, and what you see on camera is often part of a carefully crafted scene. Some performers do form close bonds or relationships off-camera, but others may just have strong on-screen rapport. Either way, it’s the believable energy that can make a scene stand out.

>>212243354
touch grass

>>212243296
lot of careers being mysteriously ended this weekend

>>212243423
bollocks, i'd have liked to see them. was it a good set?

it should only be old people on the tills at Tesco I don’t need some fit 21 year old or a chad silently judging me for the food I buy

mad that the deaftones pulled out

Are there any politically incorrect comedians/tv shows that are funny?

>>212243439
We at /brit/ say the opposite

lil bro is yapping

Wouldn't have this palaver if they just killed all the palestinians

>>212243489
It'll still be possible to go on the other stage livestream on iplayer and wind it back to 4.30 and watch it I think.
Great set, I want to see them live but their only dates in the UK this year are glasto and outbreak festival in London.

yer da stood in his driveway at 7PM banging his pot and pan yelling free free palestine

One time I was sitting at a bus stop and these pre-teen girls and assumably their mum driving rolled down their windows and waved at me then when I waved back they gave me the middle finger

>>212243496
my local all the workers are neeks

lil bro is crashing out

>>212243504
dream on genocidejustifyinglad

>>212243496
No thanks don’t want some old slow retarded dementia riddled fuck taking forever
Need a logans run society that euthanizes you if you show severe cognitive decline after 60

>It's totally normal to enjoy adult content more when there's visible chemistry or genuine emotion between the performers. Many people find it more engaging and intimate when the connection feels real rather than purely performative. That sense of authenticity—whether it's real affection, strong desire, or just mutual respect and enthusiasm—can make the experience more compelling.
>That said, it’s worth keeping in mind that porn is a performance, and what you see on camera is often part of a carefully crafted scene. Some performers do form close bonds or relationships off-camera, but others may just have strong on-screen rapport. Either way, it’s the believable energy that can make a scene stand out.

>>212243545
Lol

>>212243564
This takes care of the Orange Julius issue...
Sure. Send it.

Dadstein is a photographer. He used to do film but now he uses digital.

there's a rorke in my rari

>>212243536
oh yeah just realised i could run it back. nice one lad cheers, watching them now.

open the bastard pubs

>>212243619
Did he take a picture of who tf asked

alri lads. been busy with the gfberg all weekend. what have i missed?

>>212243619
he ever take any tasteful nudes of you?

glastonbury? more like shatstonbury

are dua splitting the g
lass

Rorke getting downright EXHAUSTED and just oh so TUCKERED OUT by hearing people say free Palestine once in awhile. It’s just YOUR FAULT that he became a nazi, he just was sooo tired of hearing it :(

>>212243677
Politicians seething over free palestine chants at glasto

I got an automated text message from the Post Office asking me to come in for a meeting.

>>212243743
Ya seethin

>>212243753
not sure what people expected from clueless champagne socialists

Haaretz reports that Israel’s genocide in Gaza is the bloodiest out of any conflict in the 21st century when compared to Syria, Ukraine, Sudan, Iraq, Kosovo, Columbia, and northern Ethiopia, with Israel having murdered upwards of 2-4 times the proportion of women and children.

Strictly speaking, based on an objective count, the number of children killed in Gaza in just over a year is comparable to those killed in wars around the globe spanning over a decade in larger areas with much larger populations. Current conservative estimates of the death toll in Gaza, based on multiple reports from Columbia, Harvard, and reputable medical journals, estimate that 4-10% of the population of Gaza has been killed as a result of Israel’s genocide.

Hit dog yelps

Rappers can talk about killing white people and that's fine but don't you DARE say something naughty about Israel.
Fuck these gay kosher-conservatives.

>>212243753
Its almost as if they are in the pocket of the Israeli lobby

mad how leftypol will call me a nazi but then clap like a seal for some wog saying that the IDF should be killed

I don't like beer. I like cider. And I STILL don't understand how a pint of beer and a pint of cider have the same calories despite numerous attempts to have it explained.

>bro the calories come from alcohol in alcoholic beverages
OK so how does a pint of cider with however many tea spoons of sugar in there + alcohol, have the same calories as a pint of beer which has no spoonfuls of sugar added?

Two days ago, Israeli media outlet Haaretz published testimonies from IDF soldiers and officers, confirming previous reports that the murder of Palestinian civilians who are seeking aid is systematic and a deliberate policy of the IDF, and even has a name, 'Operation Salted Fish'

Israeli soldiers have killed at least 570 civilians and injured over 4,000 as they were seeking aid at the GHF (Gaza Humanitarian Foundation) distribution sites.

Additionally, Israel has been lacing the flour bags at aid distribution sites with Oxycodone.

Israel has previously been confirmed to have funded, trained, and armed ISIS-affiliated gangs in Gaza to loot the aid trucks.

Furthermore, the death toll of 56,000 people in Gaza, mostly women and children, murdered by Israel has been found by researchers as 'significantly underreported.' In January 2025, experts found that at least 75,000 people were killed by Israeli munitions, with the toll being estimated to be close to 100,000 by now.

Similarly, 'The Lancet' medical publication found the deaths to be underreported by 40%.

A recent map published by the United Nations Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs showed a reduction of more than 200,000 in Gaza's population.

was anyone else just gaped by BAMEs?

>Pete Doherty in 2025
Time flies

FREE FREE PALESTINE

>>212243799
>>212243743
1) You're brown
2) No one actually cares about Palestinians dying, at most it's an trendy academic stance
3) Suck your mum

>>212243825
leftypol doesnt truly believe in hate speech. he just hates speech he doesnt like

>>212243871
Yougov polling shows only 12% of brits think israel is justified in what is happening to gaza

>>212243871
circumcised cock sucker

>>212243866
and his thoughts about palestine?

*frees palestine*
there. anything else anyone needs doing?

seeing more spiders with short legs and big bodies these days. swear it only used to be small body long legs we got in this country

>>212243859
Because beer has sugar

I don't like Israel but I also don't like browns and communism

>>212243901
>Yougov polling
Again, no one actually cares about wogs dying

>>212243354
for me its
>Rebecca Volpetti is a piss drinking slut! (first time pee scene) SZ2445

>>212243871
This kike is terrified lols

>>212243909
my bog needs unclogging

Can I get some coffee

>>212243916
Why isn't beer sweet then and cider is?

(answer: because there's fucking no chance a pint of beer has anywhere near the amount of sugar a pint of cider does)

>>212243933
How's about both?

those women on stage with rod are FIT FIT FIT

>>212243956
Beer is widely considered to have a sweet flavor alongside its bitter flavor

>>212243956
>>212243859
Fucktard

>>212243911
all the chemicals about innit

didnt appreciate charlie flaunting her fat cottage cheese arse on stage last night

Who are you rooting for in wimbledon?

glastonbury is a circlejerk of woke tarq shoreditch wankers

what’s the latest craic in the uk influencer scene?

>>212243952
fuckoffee

not a very french name ian scott

>>212243939
Not into piss drinking stuff like that. I like elegant porn. Pretty women in nice lingerie and nylon stockings, also some PVC/latex in there, just having a good fuck with a stud.

>>212243951
not from poland m8 wouldn't know where to begin soz i mostly just do international conflicts and runs to the shops for cans and crisps x

>>212244033
>shoreditch wankers

>>212244032
>asian makes cringe suggestive tiktok
>funny
>white woman tries to make cringe suggestive tiktok
>OF in bio

>>212244032
timmy nutted to this

>coming onto /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyF7FWKFfRU

>>212244055
He's got a lovely cock, wish my todger was like that

>>212242874
got a chuckle out of me

Got the cnc porn on

>>212243994
far less chemicals knocking about now than in the 80s

>>212244137
cobblers

rorkes whip

>>212243720
Not one Irish person in history has given a shit about "splitting the G" but tiktok has to make everything into a boring, pointless challenge.

tomorrow's /brit/ meet is gonna be wicked

lager boy me
never been into guinness

>>212244024
/ourgirl/

so where are we all going when ofcom shut us down?

>>212244149
mogs uberjeets on their illegal chinese battery bicycles

>>212244090
love them

>>212244149
wouldnt mind one of these for pootling around town

>>212244149
Looks clean honestly

amarna miller

>>212244155
Don't give a fuck what the Irish think

Cherry Jul
Nikki Rider
Cindy Hope
Liz Honey
Angelina Crow
Blue Angel
Have wanked to these ladies very hard many times

Fully grown men on tiktok flexing that they’re on tag

leftypol views wogs as children
he thinks white people need to show them how to live
he thinks white people are better but he hates himself for it

was having a good time until i remembered that ofcom is banning 4chan

everyones had sex except me

>>212244330
this an exerpt from your CV aye?

>>212244334
Nice flower display tho

>>212244334
in fairness that probably is a gigantic flex if you've been in the jail the last 5 years or however long

8pm sat at home in your comfy gaff with your fat wife instead of in a sweaty prison cell.

>>212244343
pipe down you mong

>>212244353
My knowledge of Hungarian women who have starred in porn in the 2000s and early 2010s is probably one of the best out there. If I could monetise i somehow I'd be making a few quid.

>>212244353
did that freak

just had a very tasty burger
but the fries were middling, even with cajun seasoning

>>212244334
and women openly brag about huge L's or general losses in life on tiktok to get likes. so?

>>212244393
*rapes you*

>>212244343
Many leftists have an intense identification with the problems of groups that have an image of being weak (women), defeated (American Indians), repellent (homosexuals) or otherwise inferior. The leftists themselves feel that these groups are inferior. They would never admit to themselves that they have such feelings, but it is precisely because they do see these groups as inferior that they identify with their problems. (We do not mean to suggest that women, Indians, etc. ARE inferior; we are only making a point about leftist psychology.)

>>212244334
in my day you get points for staying out the can

>>212244344
There will be a genuine final /brit/ on July 25
Mental

sucking a coffee

>>212244422
>

BLACK HOLE SON
WON'T YOU COME

>>212244422
ted was right

>>212244395
for me it's rita faltoyano

*be's hungry*

>>212243871
Im white howeverbeit

>>212244437
yeah nice cup of decaf on the cards for me I reckon

Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality. The reasons that leftists give for hating the West, etc. clearly do not correspond with their real motives. They SAY they hate the West because it is warlike, imperialistic, sexist, ethnocentric and so forth, but where these same faults appear in socialist countries or in primitive cultures, the leftist finds excuses for them, or at best he GRUDGINGLY admits that they exist; whereas he ENTHUSIASTICALLY points out (and often greatly exaggerates) these faults where they appear in Western civilization. Thus it is clear that these faults are not the leftist’s real motive for hating America and the West. He hates America and the West because they are strong and successful.

>>212244422
>We do not mean to suggest that women, Indians, etc. ARE inferior
but they are
rorke-lite cucking out as always

>>212244459
Ted hated right wingers

>>212244465
Never found her that fit desu
There are also some strange outliers like Ciara Bugatti who did like four scenes but could have had a career as a proper bimbo in the porn scene. Aletta Ocean before she existed. A shame.

Hollywood legend Matt Dillon will be here on /brit/ tomorrow to answer all your questions

might be a lana ivans wank tonight

stop starting and start stopping

seeing some extremely racist AI content on social media recently lol

Gonna make the gay porn burger soon

>>212244486
Can tell you’re fat

>>212244395
For me it's Shona River

>>212244441
AND WASH THE RAIN AWAAAAAAAYYY

>>212244510
>BUT WHAT ABOUT
shut up retard
your faggot redditor snark doesn't change that he was 100% correct about leftists

>>212244430
>GOOD THING YOUR OPINION DON'T MEAN OOGATZ TO ME

>>212243504
Nah brit is confirmed anti-Zionist general

>>212244582
Lol ur mad af timmy ur surrogate daddy hated u

>>212244526
finna ask him what filming this scene was like

>>212244582
reporting you to the authorities for supporting terrorism

Forgot to wipe

>>212244526
rumble fish was good

what footy shirt is the turnstile guitarist wearing?

Malcolm in the Middle. Funny

>>212243871
You're in the global minority. Everybody hates you

Are Ash spitting facts

>>212244657
shut up u egg. won't tell u again.

up palestine

>>212244691
Absolute horrid take from Eccles.

New

>>212244705

i support muslim genocide, no matter who is doing it haha
just don't like them you know? lol

I am a 27 year old working white british man and the Israel/Palestine conflict is simply not my problem

Free Philistine

>>212244697
?

>>212243859
Cider with added sugar? What are you drinking? Somersby?

Malted barley contains amylase which breaks down starch into sugars. Hops are so bitter they can verge on spicy - the addition of a small amount of them is enough to swing a sweet wort into a relatively balanced beer.

Apples contain enough sugars to ferment to 6-10% in a standard must. The tannins and acids (malic, some citric) in sharps and bittersharps help keep things like mould at bay while the yeasts do their thing. The result is a dry cider, which I much prefer to sweet ciders.

No yeast will ferment 100% of the available sugars. There will always be something left over, especially if it's something the yeasts won't readily eat. So, there will always be calories from sugar in fermented beverages. Ethanol itself is high-calorie.