Thread 212255127

Yule Log edition

poo smells lmao

>>212255127 (OP)
is that black licorice

Only bullets from the rifles of al-qassam brigade fighters and hypersonic missles from the IRGC aerospace force will rid the world of the usurping Zionist entity...

>>212255127 (OP)
that's a poo

my arsehole is red raw fml

>>212257456
just had deja vu and this post was part of it
odd

>>212257456
:O

>>212257456
told ya we should’ve used lube

Both sides of my family have been in america for 113 years

it does make a difference that the united states has never officially referred to itself as an "empire" while all the big european nations did

jewish warrior women stealing land and hearts

fat girls rule the world

>>212257460
rorke: i have opps at home bargains

>>212257494
and they've done fuck all

Cheeky £107k in the current account lads

Gymberg surely wont have any AC on they are evil

>>212257523
Genuinely stupid

>>212257523
Get it pissed up the wall lad

>>212257523
savings account surely lad

got called an attention seeking tranny last thread and i have no idea why

i have opps at dykebar avenue pokemon gym

bought a Lambo last month and I've only driven it like twice

>>212257552
I have an idea why

>>212257523
you have to redistribute this to all of us lads (specifically me)

sir jimmy savile

>>212257588
lemme know

>£
honestly just a powerful and beautiful character
may the great british pound sign never perish from this earth

>>212257645
this but unironically

>>212257645
dont worry, it wont
i pound your mum senseless each night x

The racial dimension of National Socialism is the most-prominent feature of the Movement, both in the past and in the present. This is as it should be, as National Socialism is the only realistic – indeed, the only conceivable – path forward for Aryan humanity.

Today as yesterday, however, National Socialism is not a one-dimensional racial movement; rather it encompasses every facet of modern society.

• National Socialism replaces the modern consumer society with the folk community, in which every Aryan man, woman and child is recognized as a folk comrade. It is equally anti-communist and anti-capitalist, and it demands the elimination of class difference and inequities.
• It embraces a revolutionary restructuring of the educational system that places equal stress on physical fitness and character development, as well as on traditional academic studies.
• It is the original “green movement.” It recognizes that man is but one part of the natural order, and therefore it demands a healthy environment as the precondition for a healthy folk.
• It recognizes that the traditional family, with a single breadwinner and clearly defined gender roles, is the basic social building block for the folk community.

the nazi poster is spaki btw

>In 1627, a series of raids, often referred to as the "Turkish Abductions" (Icelandic: Tyrkjaránið), were carried out on Iceland by Barbary pirates from Algiers and Salé, Morocco. These raids were not directly orchestrated by the Ottoman Empire but were conducted by corsairs who were active in the Mediterranean region, and at the time, "Turkish" was a general term for Muslims in that area, including those from North Africa. The pirates captured around 400 Icelanders, who were then sold into slavery.

history is fucking mental

>>212257675
how can you tell? i find it hard to differentiate between schizos

>>212257697
you just get a feel for it over time, same with mousenonce posting about pokemon go

£137k in the bank lads

neettoil tomorrow

maybe go to a bookshop or summar idk

x

>>212257685
looool nun timmyfrijd could do

>>212257713
the mouseimpostor is obvious, he's been at it for a month, refining his posts

Every time mumberg brings over a new bloke, they all think they're my dad and starts asking why I don't go out
Fucking sick of it

>>212257675
it's whoever was behind the commiemong gimmick

>>212257745
grim post
glad I'm not low class

Im a disgusting perverted freak who needs to be isolated and/or killed on the spot

>>212257745
Howling
And you must be what, 35?

>>212257767
yeah?

when everyone who remembers world war ii is dead and buried the world will get real ugly
obvious in hindsight

>>212257777
....yh

Unlearning your Blaccent: A Community Workshop for Affected White Queer & Trans People Living in London

Get the brown biomass ground up into fuel already

poo

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireStory/japan-executed-man-convicted-murder-after-killing-dismembering-123257267

Takahiro on a mad one.

yeah, everyone in this thread needs to be tortured to death

yhe binble

get the fucking niggers deported

Doing my low rows 75 lbs

>>212257745
jesus, hope your younger than 22

>>212257900
give me the free ride to cuba, i don't care anymore

>>212257745
why don’t you?

want my sexy 18 year old cuban girlfriend back
not happening though

finally got around to watching Breaking Bad.

watched the first season this weekend. pretty good.

>>212257745
You been on any dates recently, chief?

how does one even go about fixing their life?
>gym
OK 1 hour of day max

shup ya twat

>>212257975
Eat healthy
Build social skills

I haven't changed the way I dress in 15 years

>>212257975
16 hours looksmaxxing
8 hours sleeping

inventing shape-shfiting tattooo ink

>>212257975
the first step is having a rich and supportive family and / or making a lot of money

I'm going to kill myself

I barely even look human bit the wife doesn't seem to mind.

>>212257975
Lots of little "good habits" and being consistent will help you move in the right direction

>>212258056
kek sad cunt

inventing telepathy for small objefcts

>>212258056
hope you don’t

might buy tropico 4
heard it's the best one

Wasted my day stoned sitting on my arse award

>>212258074
Reminds me of this wog on tiktok who swipes his hand over paper to move it and thinks he has mind powers

>>212258056
v. selfish

me first

>>212258056
nah

>>212258091
all powers are mind powers
look in to panphysicism

>>212258109
don't think i will

>>212258109
look in to having sex

inventing the food pill
come the fuck on

>>212258121
why

>>212258164
called ozempic

>>212258205
i'm not fat i just want to save time

really can't wrap my head around the gaza war lads, nearly two years of constant bombing in a place smaller than london. how do millions of people exist like this?

goldbond medicated powder, when applied to your scrote, causes your sack to experience an intense cooling feeling

>>212258233
and the israelis move them and cram them into tiny areas, bomb everything then move them away to bomb where they were, how do people even live like this? every day is just hunger, thirst and basically being marched away every few weeks. legit have zero sympathy for israel now.

remember the chinese spy balloon loool what a madness

cor found a huge joint on my incel walk

>>212258233
>>212258273
what am i looking at here what are they fighting about this time i thought they were bombing iran

>>212258285
i tlaced as fuck

>>212258288
the genocide never stopped 190

>>212258288
they've been bombing gaza, the little strip bit on the map of london since october 2023 because hamas did a massive terrorist attack

I'm not human

>>212258233
>>212258273
our generation won't tolerate this, just need the boomers to fuck off now

me in your house the second you fall asleep

any beaver man in

>>212258329
That isn't my house

cor high as fuck now

>>212258233
>>212258273
It's legit ethnic cleansing, Jews don't have a majority in the land they govern and they just want the Arabs gone. They want to just starve them to death but they can't do that for the PR but they will make their life so unbearable they will have to leave and then Jews will settle Gaza.

btw the Arab countries will never take the Palestinians because they're filled to the brim with terrorists and fucked shit p when the Lebanese and Jordanians let them into their countries in the 70s they tried to overthrow the state so they WILL end up inb Europe because we're the only stupid cunts who care about 'muh human rights'

>>212258329
I don't poo blue

i associate ketamine with brits more

squid game ops

>>212258329
good thing he put down the lid first

NEED a ballerina gf

Imagine getting to give her foot massages every day

>>212258297
>>212258299
>>212258358
so wait why don't we support israel then if you telling me they doing this over terrorist attacks i don't follow politics this is greek to me

HEARD YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY BACK RORKE

HAH

SHUT THE FUCK UP

based daddy trump will fix it

>>212258086
this for last month

aryan stoner club

in sweden we have this thing called fika

britain still has formal nobiity so nobles have certainly posted on /brit/

catberg placing his literal arsehole directly on my skin

>>212258433
hello sweden!

>>212258386
doesn't look that hard, reckon I could do this with a few hours of practice

>>212258440
kate posted her minge here

>>212258442
because he loves you

Dont care about palestines genocide
Do care about British genocide

mumberg should be put on trial for buying these blue ribbons everyday

>30 degrees tomorrow
it not right

>>212258433
geeka

>>212258474
just turn the ac on problem solved

SICK OF THESE BLOODY TAXES

>>212258496
bad for the environment mate, yanks will settle in the middle of a 50c desert with no water or greenery for 400 miles and spend billions of dollars in AC and trucking it in.

yank hubris knows no bounds

it to hot

>>212258522
why should i care about the environment if the environment doesnt care about me?

picking my arse and eating it

Get it read
https://archive.org/details/dr-peter-aldag-jewry-in-england-vols-1-7/page/n5/mode/1up

>>212258522
faustian spirit you mean

thinking of moving to northwood

get the rich taxed
get the Palestine freed
get the Ukraine freed
get migrants housed
get the native European population genocided

Catberg cuddling with me atm

pay the rich taxes
get the palestine flattened
get the moscow flattened
get migrants deported
get europe ethnically cleansed

>>212258568
corr would love to stomp that ugly little runt's head in (you, not the cat)

catblatt plotting

>>212258568
cute

>>212258522
>will settle in the middle of a 50c desert with no water or greenery for 400 miles and spend billions of dollars in AC
ktilm

What the fuck?

um

>>212258642
air conditioning also isnt really that bad for the environment, it used to be with older refrigerants now not so much

>>212258522
alpha nation, simple as

epic discord gimmick where they all act like something crazy was just posted

looks great!

epic schizo gimmick where they act like everything is being coordinated on discord

rorke fell off

oh no no no i've rattled the discord
they're probably going off on "that yank" (me) and even accusing the singular yank in it if he's doing it himself

Absolutely crushed gymtoil added 5-10 pounds to everything with ease. Now its time to wash up and call dadberg. Activeee


SIDE NOTE: there was a gorgeous 'aki girl at the gym. The ceiling for a fit MENA broad is much higher than for the latinas, blacks or asians.

>>212258705
you shouldn't type like this, those are my words

>>212258669
>>212258687
>>212258698
You're all passive aggressive braindead little whores

what the fuck is sleeping really

>>212258733
it’s like dying but without the commitment

been smoking constantly for a while now. need to quit but I'm so bored without it, I just sit around wanting weed. dreading the headache.

>>212258748
i don't want to die
help mee

>>212258752
are you smoking spliffs or straight herb

crying and smiling

>>212258778
pure herb, not best quality but never mixed, don't like tobacco

the best part of posting on /brit/ as a yank? i have nothing to prove

wish my life was completely different and I was a completely different person ah well aha

so when will the great british economy come roaring back to life?

Putting a picture of deano on my bedroom wall for motivation

>>212258859
>#Trump #MAGA #Conservative #BlackConservative #AmericaFirst

The only way we can save the white race from extinction is to kill every single jewish man, woman, and child
If we don't then they will kill all of us first

>>212258930
you're not white though malaponte

Mental how he mindraped the globe

Mad how giving women rights caused the death of the most successful civilisation in human history

mod how everything is more beautiful the farther away you get

Strange map.

is it? is that mad, yeah? is it mental?

>>212258958
Sovl overload

Emma Watson’s poo is yummy.

really though, "ishreael versus palistein'? whatever happnened to england vs/ france?

>>212259006
we're friends

>>212259024
that's weird a french guy posted in another thread about how much they hate the english

>>212259024
but we’re best friends, r-right?

>>212255127 (OP)
Is that motherfucking liquorice?

French are cool it's the Iberians that must be dealt with

>>212259058
don't care
>>212259070
yes but you're on thin ice

>>212259098
aren’t we always?

>>212258522
kind of mindset we'll need to terraform mars ngl

pretend that it's a joke except it is an actual joke

was this not a good one

somalis are the ugliest people on earth

what is your /brit/ lvl

Got food poisoning and now shitting and unholy amount of liquid out me arse at 3am

>>212259264
kino

>>212258958
Yeah half the counties in southern England are missing

rate me cheeseburger

Just had a cold shower. Sweating already

>>212259342
I made this post 2 minutes before and it didnt get posted, had to repost it. Weird, sort it out hiro

>>212259264
>hey lads check this out

wow it's really past my bedtime

so south england is like california

>>212259354
too much cheese
>Captcha: VGAYR

hmmm, a hot steaming yule log

left side of head just above the ear has been randomly pulsatimng for the past few days
probably a tumour

>>212259441
Say a prayer and ask God to heal you.

thoughts on jewish chudettes?

Too hot, can't sleep, looks like an all nighter for me, going to drive to McDonald's and get a cold coffee

shouldn't be as such

>>212259524
Would be mental if we disrobed and cuddled together wouldn't it?

getting raped

>>212259441
Lol ive had that before on the right side. Went away after a few days

huh cant find the pizza cutter guess l'll just use this really big sharp knife

fountain has gone out of control

>>212259569
do you have to be 18+ to purchase a pizza cutter?

>show up to fight the wildfire
>get shot
I want to move to Ireland so bad.

dire hours

>>212259650
and i want you to stay on reddit

dire ree ah

YANK HOURS WE RUN TS SHI

good god why
have to be on the train to toil in less than 5 hours and I still haven't fallen asleep
today shall be hell indeed

think I'll grab some weed tomorrow

>>212259671
The worst people in my country are the goobers and boomers that are willfully blind and ignorant about the cultural decline. Rah rah reddit u dumb fuck.

have to light the stove in july what a dogshit fucking summer

deeply regret choosing my degree but also seems too late to go into a different field. looks like I'll just do low level wagie toil forever

floatingdowntheshadyriver

>>212259702
what was your choice

>>212259605
w-would be hot if the girl and the dogs accident kissed

>>212259650
>firefighter-fighter
HOLY BASED

dont know what to do with my shitty life so i suppose ill just ruin it even further since no1 wants to give me a chance

>>212259728
Tell me what you call them Sean I bet it's quaint and old fashioned

>>212259678
Wank hours. I spank this shit.

>>212259735
good strategy I'm just killing time with drugs until something amazing happens to me (any day now)

>>212259723
law

>>212259750
I think he just did, Kyle. It's clever in a way that wouldn't be out of place in the 1920's.

jewish girls

>>212259720
never played the main series, judge eyes and lost judgement were fun though

I saw this little Irish lad on grindr and he was so adorable. I would have cuddled him on the spot and played with his hair. He was ftm. Waow

>>212259777
I know a girl that makes 200k+ but her work ethic is autistic
did like 10 internships before getting her first proper job
the world's your oyster if you can be fucked desu

>>212259696
no, the worst people are nonwhites and leftists
aka you

>>212259778
Shut up kike.

mad how i've made hundreds of posts here but i have no intention visiting britain

>>212259808
don't care, all american posters try too hard

>>212259791
ftms freak me out more than mtfs desu
mtfs look ridiculous and worthy of mockery of course
but ftms are just these absurd petite little 5'2 girls with the facial hair you had when you were 13 and a pathetic squeaky voice

It's like a child but also not.
Very strange stuff.

think im having a panic attack

>>212259781
Muslim hijjab
>:(

Jewish hijab
:o

>>212259793
I just find the work boring so I refuse to go into it, hated the degree but got 2 years in and decided to finish it off. don't know what to do now though. it's a very competitive field because we produce ALOT of law graduated compared to openings

>>212259830
eat a snickers

that's it, quitting the weed

>>212259840
aye that's why work ethic is paramount
try and whip yourself until you get your first paycheck desu
the wage growth is so exponential it's mental
everyone else has to put in a year of hard's graft to see bumps but law cunts get it every quarter
mentalness

>>212259781
so modest taking videos of yourself despise women so much

>>212259781
Cute

got the avocado toast made

>>212259877
the poo barm, as it were

jewish girls are so cute and smart

>>212259877
someone put avocado on your poo

>>212255189
>>212259080
it's chocolate you dum dums

>>212259892
>jewish girls are so cute and smart
felt my pussy shrivel up reading that. nobody likes jews

>>212259877
that's going to go out the same way it came in

fell asleep yesterday so didn't eat
finally just now ordered the fish and chip with the coleslaw and I also got some fried shrimps and broccoli and salad with RANCH

>>212259930
Id make your fanny damp ;)

>>212259930
nobody likes you

>>212259930
rude

just ordered a takeaway cauliflower lads ugh im so fat :\

>>212259953
of course the american comes out to defend jews.

takeaway pasta

>>212259940
are you going to get the spray bottle?

>>212259980
>>212259930
Nobody likes smelly brown girls called Fatima who are dressed in binbags either.

Grand Theft Auto IV.

The ultimate zoomer-filter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWO718iy5mY

>>212259892
prefer brasileiras myself

>>212259980
cry about it spaz

>>212260098
>that belly button

>>212260098
AI generated video. Kill yourself.

>>212260117
imagine sticking your dick in it

>>212260072
I still hope VI will be good even though I know it won’t be

everyday i pray for a zionist chuddette jewess gf

Imagine sawing a black man's head off during a race war

>>212260144
LOL!

>>212260144
why would I want to imagine that

>>212260156
Give you a boner

in all seriousness lads I need to depart for toil in 3 hours and still haven't fallen asleep due to the heat
you reckon there's any chance toilberg will allow me to WFH on account of this ghastly heat?
Only thing is he lives a whole county away and still makes it in so may not be sympathetic to my plight.

>>212260156
To get hard

>>212260164
NEETbros?

>>212260164
just tell him you have food poisoning that'll get you a few days off scott free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPTUmNCZg9g

Am genuinely in love with this woman.

I really like her.

>>212260216
ask me if I clicked that link

>>212260164
just ring in city

where do you find new music?

i just listen to the radio especially lyric fm

>>212260144
can I imagine using one of them lancer rifles or just a regular chainsaw?

will be joining a project zomboid server now

>>212260252
video games and anime

>>212260252
I let Amazon Music shuffle itself and/or run through the 'For You' section

started watching x files man every shot is so nice looking, the music is peak, the shows just so earnest and makes you remember how UGLY modern tv is

>>212260293
ok...

>>212260197
this is no joke btw
know a guy, 34, skinny and decent looking
dead
cause of death: didn't move around enough. blood clot.

scary shit

>>212260358
>>212260358
>>212260358