If you could instantly become fluent in 3 languages, what would those be? In my case it would be modern Hebrew, Japanese, and German

obviously the hardest because i can learn the rest

Japanese
Chinese
Spanish

French English and Chinese

>>212281851 (OP)
greek latin lithuanian

>>212281851 (OP)
Japanese, Russian and German.
(Already know some French and Italian and Spanish would take me 5 months to learn if I wanted to).

>>212281920
you already are fluent in english thoughbeit

>>212281851 (OP)
Albanian
Xhosa
Udmurt

>>212281945
No I will always be an ESL

>>212281851 (OP)
German, Hebrew, Chinese

>>212281851 (OP)
Finnish, nahuatl and japanese

>>212281851 (OP)
based
id probably get argentinian,chinese and idk the third ill have to think about it

>>212281977
>Udmurt
Why not Russian?

Mandarin, Hindi and Arabic. Since I already know English and Spanish I'd be considered a top translator

>>212281851 (OP)
spanish, russian and either portuguese or something from africa like kikongo or namibian perhaps what they speak in yemen

>>212281851 (OP)
Arab, Chinese and Russian

Chinese, Spanish, Arabic

Proto Indo european

>>212283311
What about the other two languages?

>>212281851 (OP)
French
German
Japanese

>>212281851 (OP)
french, spanish and mandarin

>>212281851 (OP)
Chinese Japanese and Thai

>>212281851 (OP)
Sanskrit
Russian
German

>>212284110
Same

>>212281851 (OP)
German (I can speak like an illegal immigrant, so if I lived in Germany for some time I guess I could perfect it to a decent level)

Spanish (So much travel potential and overall a cool language)

Polish (Just for fun, we can all agree it's a cool and funny sounding language)

>>212281851 (OP)
Japanese
Portuguese
Korean

>>212281851 (OP)
Arabic
Russian
Chinese

Chinese, Russian and uhh... Arabic? Maybe German or Finnish

>>212284038
Eh.
Unsure. Some hard meme language I guess

>japanese
because muh heckin anime and also because japanese foids are good looking. but seriously doe japan has very nice art & nature and i appreciate their appreciation of cleanliness and order
>german
because of german music, literature, history, food and just bavaria in general. i visited munich before and it was kino, very nice city
>polish
because it looks to be the future of europe & most polish people ive spoken with online are funny and keyed. unfortunately i dont think theres as many femboys there as the internet pretends there are thoughbeit

honourable mentions would be finnish and chinese. finnish because finland is a nice, quiet & cold country and chinese only because its useful. ive been considering trying to learn a language since i have nothing to do all day aside from sit in front of my computer and the last time i attempted one (excluding school) was learning half of hiragana and basic phrases in japanese when i was 14 which ive probably forgotten completely by now

Low German, Frisian, Danish

>>212281851 (OP)
this >>212283247 >>212284901

>>212281851 (OP)
Arabic
Russian
Japanese

>>212281851 (OP)
German, Spanish, Mandarin.
I hope that I'll be able to learn French on my own, with this package I'll be able to fully interact with the only parts of the world worth anything. If i could trade Arabic for something like Hebrew or even Hindi or Yappanese i would, it's a worthless language.

On that note why do so many of you want to know Arabic? There's nothing useful in it other than the Quran if you decide to become a Muslim. And if an Arab can't speak English they're not really worth much because they're the bottom rung of society, why would you want to deal with the worst of us when even the best are retarded sandniggers like me?

>>212281851 (OP)
Spanish, chinese or russian, I'm split since I'm interested in exploring both, assuming that's possible in my lifetime, though I'd favor chinese a bit, and probably Japanese.
German would be useful if I wanted a career but I'm just thinking value for travel mainly

>>212285833
A lot of the world speaks it and if anyone is interested in the middle east or north africa it's a useful language to learn, sure you can get by with english but that's true everywhere to a point. I considered it as an option also, but in truth I'd be interested in the region for the history, naturally it doesn't inspire much in me, I'd want to see one desert and then I'd be good.

>>212285833
> why do so many of you want to know Arabic?
because half the people here speak it (Palestinian/Levantine Arabic)

>>212282046
no one in the english speaking world will hate an italian for being ESL. it's better to have an italian accent than a midwest or california accent

>>212285833
out of curiosity and for traveling
maybe work, who knows

>>212285889
>A lot of the world speaks it
There's a reason why no decent degree (medicine STEM programming engineering etc) is taught in Arabic here. I've never in my life seen a single thing of value in Arabic that i couldn't find in a much better version in English (the Arab stole it and put it into google translate anyways).
>The history
Islamic historiography is a nightmare with zero concern for any historical rigour and should be classified more as mythology than history. If you've ever read Anna Komnena and gotten upset with how inconsistent her work is, or worse yet if you've read original medieval sources prepare yourself because you've seen nothing yet.

>>212285929
I get it for the Israelis but for example>>212283247 & >>212283300 will never realistically need the language and learning it would be a colossal waste of time and energy/choice from the language genie for an actually useful language.

Russian
German
hmm and maybe Danish for the lulz

>>212281851 (OP)
Arabic, Mandarin, Japanese.

>>212281851 (OP)
Japanese, Spanish and Indonesian. Covers most bases of the qt3.14s I'd want to communicate with.

>>212284038
that is three languages

>>212281851 (OP)
Same, but swap German for Russian (already have a B1 in German).

Hebrew is absolutely beautiful but I'm still a huge beginner.

>>212282753
Argentinian isn't a language, it's a speech impediment

>>212283131
The key to speaking Yemeni Arabic is to always have a cheek full of khat

The CJK bundle (Japanese, Mandarin, Korean) seems pretty nice to me

>>212281851 (OP)
who dat?

>>212281851 (OP)
Proto-Elamite
Etruscan
Rongorongo

>>212281913
this.

>>212281851 (OP)
German
Japanese
I dunno about the third, something weird but also not rare, Arabic maybe

English (Melville, Pynchon, Powys, Wolfe...)
French (Rabelais, Flaubert, Perec, Beckett...)
German (Kant, Goethe, Mann, Kafka...)

Who is that? I literally feel like I'm going to cum from just looking at their face.

Spanish, German and Russian. Divided between Russian and Japanese but certainly a language that has a ton of media content and its own corner of the internet filled with tons of fun and interesting shit. But hypothetically I think I'm more likely to connect with wypipo Russian speakers so I'm gonna go with Russian

Japanese
Russian
Chinese

People that replied with asian languages ITT are sex pests

>>212281851 (OP)
Cocksucker phenotype

Korean
Chinese
Russian

Cotoname
Aquitanian
Rongorongo

>>212286200
>islamic history
Khalid totally did behead Malik then proceed to cook his and rape his wife.
Who wouldn't want to learn arabic to read that? /s

More seriously, it's mostly muslim diaspora posting here that wanna learn it

>>212281851 (OP)
>Russian
>Arabic
>some meme language like hungarian or finish

>>212281913
Both Japanese and Chinese is a waste. If you become fluent in one then you can learn the other pretty easily. You should choose a different language from a different language family to get more coverage.

>>212281851 (OP)
Latin
Old English
Mandarin

>>212281851 (OP)
russian
japanese
probably mandarin

>>212281851 (OP)
spanish, italian, german

>>212292939
Why would you want to know Old English and not Old Norse?

>>212281851 (OP)
Farsi
Latin
Korean

Why not, let's fuck with people.

>>212281851 (OP)
who is this black semen demon?

>>212281851 (OP)
Proto Indo-European
Just to see if it actually exists

>>212281851 (OP)
Navajo
Sentinelese
Manchu

japanese, finnish and some obscure turkic language

>fluent
Attic greek, sanskrit and arabic

>>212293532
>proto, indo and european
you still have 2 more wishes

english
french
german

>>212281851 (OP)
>modern Hebrew
Why the fuck?

>>212281851 (OP)
Russian
Mandarin
Dutch

>>212293579
>Sentinelese
wtf do they speak

Icelandic, Faroese, and Finnish. Nordic supremacy.

>>212281851 (OP)
Russian, Spanish and german

>>212281851 (OP)
Chinese
Japanese
Lookatthese

>>212294922
To communicate with girls that look like this

>>212281851 (OP)
Russian, Latin and Ancient Greek
If dead languages are off the table I'd include Farsi and Chinese

Japanese because I'm a weeb
Russian because I like Russia
Mandarin because I like China

>>212296309
Pretty sure most everyone in Israel, and practically everyone who looks like that, speaks english

>>212296763
That girl is actually brittish israeli so it wasn't a good example lol. But even if they speak English, knowing their language would be a plus

Korean
Mandarin/Cantonese
Japanese

>>212296763
>everyone in Israel, and practically everyone who looks like that, speaks english
Israel is the opposite of japan people don't really know how to speak English but will try to anyway

Probably Japanese, German and Russian.
Most of the reasons are for media produced in those languages as well as cultural and historical works and documents.
I'd love to learn ancient Greek and Latin as well, but its more for the historical and cultural works and sources, as its useless for contemporary media or socializing outside of the catholic church.

>>212281851 (OP)
Mandarin, Hindi, and Russian. I already speak English and Spanish so if I spoke those others I could abuse 90% of the world online

>>212281851 (OP)
Scottish Gaelic - Ancestral language
Latin - Patrician
Mandarin - Over 1 billion speakers

Honorable mentions
Hebrew - I am a Christian. Hebrew unlocks the door for better understanding of the Old Testament. Also, it's the language of our enemy - Good to know what they are saying

>>212281851 (OP)
Portuguese, Nahuatl, Maya

>>212281851 (OP)
chinese
korean
japanese

>>212296309
I wouldn't be able to look her in the eyes.

>>212281851 (OP)
Arabic, Mandarin and French

Japanese
Spanish
Portuguese

>>212281851 (OP)
Well, first of all, I would need to work on my confidence, be more natural at conversations and not sperg out when approaching people. And THEN I will be considering language fluency.
The wish list languages to being fully fluent in are:
>Japanese
>German
>Portuguese (mainly Brazilian varient)

svenska, magyar nyelv, hangugeo

>>212292254
Oh i just thought that they're retarded. That's a pretty legit reason to learn Arabic then although i don't think a second generation diaspora will ever fit in with us after being raised in a somewhat civilized country.

I would learn
- Norweign
- French
- Arabic

>>212288688
>German
uhhh...

>>212281851 (OP)
Ñandeva-Guaraní
Kaingang
Charrua

>>212281851 (OP)
French and Russian from the ground up
For the third language I can't decide between Greek or instead getting to C2 German (in lieu of the B2 I'm already at)

>>212292847
>If you become fluent in one then you can learn the other pretty easily.
sauce?

Ruzzian, latin and akkadian

I am already fluent in both english and italian ofc so I would pick russian, chinese and japanese. Fuck Spanish