Thread 212294476

a wee hot summer's night edition

>>212294476 (OP)
Done him

>>212294501
jfc that is one disgusting looking nog

Nobodies into homeopathy anymore are they?

>>212294501
The ZOG always wins

>>212294527
What about homopathy?

Oh, goodie: MORE /pol/ posts! :D

>>212294555
I'm pretty sure if I was a person of note trying to get a UK visa and I publicly posted "all the fucking jeets in London need to go die" on x or something, My visa would be denied by the UK border guards if they found out

>>212294527
My sister goes to the chiropractor.
https://youtu.be/L7CoJEyiSfE

>>212294587
yeah if only we were discussing another good /brit/ topic like uhh... well..

>only 23
then why does it feel as hot as it did at lunchtime when it was 33
i haven't slept since Friday because of that fucking sun

>>212294476 (OP)
wonder if stinky apu ever takes his smelly blue tshirt off that he constantly wears

>>212294521
love hypnoporn

>>212294655
U fuckin Wot

>>212294651
>>212293683

MMTB (might move to Nebraska)

>>212294717
Let's just forget everything said
And everything we did

>>212294717
I'm waiting for all the illegals in Cicero, IL to be deported so I can buy a house

>>212294717
I was looking at that ol' Point Roberts and it's crazy how houses that look exactly the same on the other side of the Canadian border can cost 2-3 times as much than they do in the US.

Fat niggas have got it made.

>>212294717
>>212294748
>These palaces cost less than my shitty ex-council house

lefty neek canuck spending another night perpetually seething about '/pol/' and 'rorke' i see

29C internal temps hahahahahaha
no sleep tonight hahhahahah

>>212294766
sybau

Just work at the dog food factory, buy a nice house, marry a girl who works at the gas station, have a son, name him cody, toss the pigskin, ez

>>212294759
.

rattled

mad how good yanks have it
AND their wages are better

>>212294717
>>212294748
hell yea
https://vimeo.com/1048428113

>>212294794
go on brayden my son carpe diem

Jews funded the american revolution

/brit/ niggas be like "her cock"

>>212294811
I only make 47K a year

>>212294826
Horrid. It should always be "his cock"

poo

>>212294839
You make more entry level than 80% of the world's population

IT'S FUNK WAV BOUNCES VOL1 WEATHER

>>212294844
indeed. indeed.

Right about now! THE FUNK SOUL BROTHA!

>>212294862
Here my salary barely pays for one person to sustain themselves

Ohhhh yeeeeessssss!!!!!!!

what's wrong with this nigga

>>212294655
>>212294772
based
love GGH

>>212294507
KTIMKTIMKTIM

>>212294903
what's he crying about now

>>212294903
he has suffered a self-inflicted grangling of the mind

>>212294903
wish i had a simpsons mug

>>212294903
Lmao

>>212294917
postmodern virtue signalling

Brits moan on this board about speaking the same language as Americans but if two Brits are engaging in conversation, I can’t understand a word they’re saying, especially if they’re Scottish. Indecipherable gobbledegook.

.

Got Vylan on the radio. BLACKED on the laptop. Goon sesh it is.

>>212294943
one with this on it?

>>212294951
Grim

>>212294903
The Raped

>>212294948
not sure i even know what that means lol

Serbfest is next week. Should I go?

>>212295002
blame that lot for the ills of our day

really no excuse to be such a fucking bum in america is there

>>212295046
Not his fault the UK sided with the Jew at every single turn and even put him in charge of everything tbf

>>212295046
mad how this little neek ruined the world

might get drunk

>>212295090
>>212295073

Tommy Robinson, Nigel Farage, King Charles, and practically the entire British elite agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment in Bob Vylans 5 year old anti-white song. This is identical to the situation with Mamdani in New York. These leftist figures are getting in trouble for standing up to Jew power. Why are you trying to jump on the dog pile?

>>212294962
Top 5 Simpsons characters I'd shag:
1. Marge Simpson
2. Edna Krabappel
3. Apu's wife Manjula
4. Helen Lovejoy
5. That girl Mindy Homer almost shagged

I looked into United Talent Agency, the group that just dropped Bob Vylan. Weirdly, the CEO and Chairman are both Jews? That's crazy. I was blown away because I was expecting this to be a Palestinian run company. Strange.

sir bob vylan

>>212295101
Not a fan of those other dickheads either

>>212295118
all of politics is jewish infighting no matter how it appears

is malaponte the arab crying about his muslim brothers getting bombed again

Surely it has to Maud Flanders. You see that rack??

not those peanuts

the ones at the bottom

>>212295163
Im not arab
Im 7/8ths italian and 1/8th Irish unironically
I only support the Palestinians and Iranians because they are fighting jews and israel
I will support anyone who does this

>>212295102
Lisa from the future episode where she was marrying a British guy is top of the list regarding the main cast

Mix it with the relish

>>212295190
dude seriously does it not get boring prattling on about this literally all fucking day holy shit man

>Have cold shower to cool down before bed
>Already covered in sweat before i have finished towelling off
Yeah fuck this heat

>>212295235
Why are you so triggered?
Are you jewish?

>>212295237
mental to think britain is hotter than Brazil rn, it's fucking cold here

>Im 7/8ths italian and 1/8th Irish unironically
>Why are you so triggered?
>Are you jewish?

yeah proper mad how hemispheres work init

>>212295207
nonce mascquerading his noncery by pretending he only wants to shag lisa from the future episode

I see right through you

>>212295246
youre hopeless

Mad that

>>212295264
Is it your winter?

>>212295340
she just cant stop winning

>>212294521
spotted them instantly, the poorly hidden bulge really just drives it all home.

>>212295293
I dont look like that

F1 THE MOVIE TWO THUMBS UP FROM ME

MEN ARE BACK

>>212295376
When all your critics are rapists wearing dresses or trousers whichever the case may be, it's very easy to look good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozv4q2ov3Mk

2017

WHAT A YEAR

>>212295407
>>212295376
didn't she voluntarily make Dumbledore a cumchugger?

>>212295392
This is the face of the enemy

>>212295293
That bitch is literally Dominican

>>212295433
no mate you're thinking of your dad

>>212295457
don't be rude I am a guest in your general

>>212295457
Trouced that freak

>>212295321
nah that's just the only Lisa I like and I don't want regular Lisa, and if I were to go for any like that it would be Jessica Lovejoy or Allison Taylor

who let this nonce leaf in

The videos Youtube wants me to watch this week:

I lost 75Lbs | 12 Daily Habits to stay under 12% Body fat
DoctorJonGo

Why Pharrell Never Respected Drake
HipHopMadness

Destroys World Record, Still Can't Win
Jumpman

How Japan escaped Obesity while America got Fat
What I've Learned

sweaty hot uncomfortable wank on the cards

hope drake gets shot

>>212295602
those are top tier, makes you feel like a real hog of a man

Mad what how you have our extreme heat and we have your extreme cold

>>212295613
it's going to be a kaytimmers from me

the worst part of the heat is my laptop chugging at about 80c playing something as lightweight as slay the spire

>>212295613
the dream

>>212295646
dream temperature fr

>>212295646
not cold that though is it bruce

>>212295354
winter is over already but it's still pretty cold lad idk what's going on this climate change thing is real

Absolutely nothing more boring than weather chat

Why am i so cold if it's apparently so humid?

spot of salary posting lads?
how's the bank accounts looking these days

>UK will be even hotter today: Temperatures could hit 35C as amber health alert is extended across England after sunseekers flocked to the coast as 'killer' heatwave gripped Britain

beginning to think that chubby little swedish boy was right about the whole climate change thing
we should have listened to him

>>212295749
the bank account holds about £13,500
the income? £0
the weekly expenditure? about £100
the outlook? grim

>>212295756
>>UK will be even hotter today
THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL SUNBERG

THAT

WASN'T

PARRRRRRRRRT

*laughs in central air conditioning*

>>212295799
>aircon
>in a country that snows 8 months a year
ghastly waste

If you'd consult the map of hades

got banned from /r/ukpolitics lads

it's hot during summer huh
amazing stuff

what do we do about the welsh lads

They must be,,,dealt with.

>>212295819
genocide it's a genocide

>>212295834
why

why do you grow distant white boy

>>212295840
Retrain all the coal miners and steel workers to become drone engineers?

>>212295819
that is mentle

>>212295810
the other 4 months it's usually like the burning hellscape youre experiencing currently

might get what the brits call a cheeky nando's

chickpeas for breakfast

>>212295909
wise decision

>>212295909
then again you might give me what I call a cheeky tug *unzips my little willy which flops out and I look at you expectantly*

>>212295926
kebab places always do the best chips

>>212295926
cor

>>212295926
god except for the salad I would scran this right fucking now

>>212295926
spaff

penis wenis

getting explosives planted in my abdomen so i can make the worst 'it'll make you shit your guts out' joke of all time at the etheopean restaurant

>>212295966
try getting a clue planted in your head

>>212294476 (OP)
i failed at life at 22 so i am listening to the smiths

ethiopian food
now that was a gimmick

canada
now that was a gimmick

bit of ruby then bed i reckon

Would you rather live in Birmingham or Las Vegas

>>212295856
called someone a gammon

no good games to play
got noita on the sale but don't get it

>>212296011
vegas

>>212295992
one of your best, dad

>>212295948
>except for the salad I would scran this right fucking now

>>212295926
How are you going to get all that food on that tiny pita?

>>212296033
the little damp pot of salad they give you at kebab shops are fucking grim

you'll never guess what fellas i found this GREAT patch right in the middle of the fucking desert, think it woups be perfect for a thousand of us to set up shop

going for a run soon

>>212296017
downloaded morrowind and the new tamriel rebuilt update but im on my laptop and bedridden so i have to restart. honestly its made finding fun games to play hard.

>woups
fucked that didnt i

hate a nightmare about rorke's creps

>>212296051
not if done right
>red onion, cucumber, tomatoes, topped with salt and olive oil, seasoned with parsley and sumac and a drizzle of lemon juice on top

to die for
could scran that all on its own easily
unfathomably refreshing
fuck what I'd give to have that in this heat right now

>>212296054
*turns out some rock there might be something that different holy books might have been referencing* ah well shouldn't be a problem

>>212296057
*thunderous applause*

you don't make friends with salad

>>212296086
thank you thank you

>>212296075
well your picture looks peng yeah but most kebab shops will give you a warm, sweaty pot of tomato, onion, lettuce and maybe a chilli pepper with no dressing

im so spent today lads
working in HR is nothing but little shits trying to get you into trouble by twisting your words and deliberately misinterpreting policy

>>212296086
more like thunderous rumbling

eating chickpeas tomato cucumber garlic olive oil basil feta cheese

>>212294525
Looks normal

the lads

tomorrow is the day I'll really get sorted. July 1st. A fresh start.

>>212296128
nah, today's tomorrow will be tomorrows tomorrow.

>>212296075
this is good but the one in the original pic was ghastly
personally I like when they make it into a sandwich for you instead of having to fuck around with it all separately

>>212296136
not without a time machine

bit bent

>>212296117
yum

>>212296107
>working in HR
so are you a girl or a trannard

>>212296165
neither i just wanted a cushy job and not break my body by 45 doing manual labor
turns out it's shite

>>212296154
interesting public bathroom

>>212296154
who hanged them?

thinking of how the lad from the metamorphosis enjoys scranning rotting food and would still probably enjoy a typical kebab shop salad

>>212296181
a black woman invented the telescope

put that lil nigga in his place

watching Equalizer 2 love my man Denzel

>>212296184
The county in which the massacre took place tried and hanged them

>>212296185
kafka's metamorphosis?

>>212296216
yeah

>>212296184
woke

>>212296208
Ever seen Deja Vu? Great Denzel flick, goes to show how far we’ve deteriorated if even a standard action movie from that time is that inventive and interesting

>>212296154
Yeah I'm hung too but you don't see me making a sign about it

any squealing queer in

Love the gays’ sense of humor

>>212296248
Yes /brit/ is quite a funny thread

i was raped and i dont care

>>212296253
not the same for men for a multitude of reasons, in a sense it's as bad for men as getting battered in a fight

4am time for the sun to rise

>>212296269
yeah?

>>212296276
the early bird gets the worm as they often say

>>212296269
as long as it isn't bumrape

>>212296203
If we don't keep them lil niggas down, they'll rise up.

early bird tugs his worm more like

>>212296248
it consists entirely of being incredibly crass and passive aggression

>>212296318
I love being passive aggression

>>212296253
same except I have a bit of the survivor's guilt

>>212296357
did your rapist die?

*enters /brit/*

Any strange dreams lately?

>>212296400
No I’ve lost my gift of foresight

>>212296371
no but I'm assuming she didn't stop after she was done with me and the other might have not taken it as well as me

>>212296392
Funny lookin fellas

>>212296392
get a load of these guys

was watching godfather 3, was more surprised michael wanted vincent to stay away from his daughter, not because they were first cousins and it was absolute incest, but more because he didn't want her involved with a mobster

>>212296430
I got a gf can you say the same?

keep getting banned from reddit

Soooo I spotted rorke today and he was driving this :/
yeah…

>>212296471
what for lad

>>212296392
my ancestor :)

>>212296474
when I said rorke was a nutter I didn't mean like this!

ein poo ist brewing

>>212296489
>>212296489

>>212296474
doesn't look much like rorke's whip?

Rorke has entered the game..

>>212296486
told a stupid bitch to relax and they said that I was being violent and threatening, autoban

queers

>>212296558
this is the kind of vitriol a uniform social media digital ID would stamp out for good

i am rather smelly

Half a pack of tesco finest salami milano for 4am tea

>>212296603
good smelly or bad smelly

reading smut

>>212296623
had some of that tesco rustic multi grain baguette, tomato, tuna and parmesan cheese with homemade vinaigrette dressing

goodnight /brit/

How do I buy I boat in the uk?

feel distressed for no particular reason

>>212296746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwdGYMM2bHM

>>212296805
Music festivals are shit as is kneecap fans are just contrarian wankers

>>212296884
i liked kneecap before they blew up
learned about them from /brit/ 6 or 7 years ago

>>212296400
nah usual stuck back in school or an old job or cant find my way home

Just walked to the shop and got some hotdogs and buns in my walkable city

Locked in the toil cube for 16 hours a day to earn tokens to spend at your home AI entertainment chamber

it's canada's birthday

>>212296983
Hopefully its last

so... did the lads ever fix /brit/ ?

I'm awake, and so is flyberg

>>212296983
you are such copycatters putting your birthday a few days before ours

>>212296986
you just fucked up, brities destroy this fool

>>212296918
American hotdogs and buns are shit

>>212297012
what even happened on July 4th?

>>212297034
um umu m

>>212297034
umsies

Any good chooyuns lads

>>212297052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJoU6Vbf-_o

>>212297060
piss off wasn't asking you

>>212295102
Maggie

>>212297027
https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration-transcript

… poo

>>212297052
yes

>>212297052
https://youtu.be/ZcuoYruLV-U

>>212297052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZic9ZHU_40

Why are jews actually so evil?

It's like even people in the British empire were like poverty and domination are bad yet these people can't even admit that killing children is bad

Like wtf is wrong with them

Should have seen the post I just nearly posted

Surprised brit isn't busier
Can't sleep lads too fucking hot. No wind either.

had one a them big archs yday lads
was alright but the spice seemed unnecessary
really i just want the big tasty back.

>>212297271
>really i just want the big tasty back.
BASED

accidentally touched my booty hole while i was wiping

>>212297292
they are the best burger in maybe the entire world (if you're already hooked. i'm sure some farmer from argentina would scoff at it)

>>212296983
HAPPY CANADA DAY!

four indians in a white man

What do you propose to solve the gypsy problem? In Malaysia we have sea gypsy from Philippines (Pala'uh from Tawi-tawi Island) and sea-drifter gypsy from Myanmar (Rohingya).

>>212297433
i never leave the house so it isnt my problem

>>212297337
My brothers a chef cooking for a literal billionaire and its his fav mcdonald's burger

mfw the janny

>>212297199
They're demons from hell

>>212297199
you're just jealous

one of the worst feelings is boiling some food, going to your desk and completely forgetting about it

good sleeping weather this

>>212297627
will never understand f

>>212297638
0 = dangerously cold
100 = dangerously hot
simple as

Celsius is how water feels from 1-100
Fahrenheit is how people feel from 1-100

never liked that moment in attack of the clones when padme says look and there's the whole sky filled with republic gunships as if they haven't noticed them arriving

>>212297681
yes, feelings, very scientific

could be you today

>>212297693
better to use a temperature scale that maps to how a human feels than how water feels

4 hotdogs for din

>>212297738
dont think i want to become a tranny

>>212297763
that's POV, you retard.

>>212297681
F is retarded because it's impossible to tell the difference between 75 and 76
>but I can!
no, you can't

NEW

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>212297841
la creatura

>>212297846
F is retarded because it's impossible to tell the difference between 23 and 24
>but I can!
no, you can't

nope. new until this one gets sent off page 10
you're stuck here, with me.

>>212297797
why would being a sex tourist taking advantage of women through economic power imbalance be someone anyone would want to be?
Like every one of those girls has the same conscious thoughts and feelings as you. Like actually imagine being in her place. How could you even tolerate being that kind of vulture?

>>212297870
based retard who fucked up his own post making himself look even stupider

almost drowned in my own sweat overnight going to start wearing a rubber ring to bed

>>212297904
I live for those kind of sleeps to be honest. Especially when im sick like with something that actually puts me down like the flu. Like you fall asleep having chills and you overheat and sweat it all out holy shit there's nothing like it.

A young man in his 20s parties in the evening at a Wine Bar. He sings at the top of his voice during a Karaoke night. He wears a shirt and tie so probably works in an office. Without a care in the world he has closed his eyes to enjoy the moment of elation and alcohol (1997)

new >>212297933

>>212297877
>girls
it's just business transactions. stop overthink. simple as