Thread 212296284

Vilnius, Lithuania edition

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hello

>>212297511
Yo

i will become a billionaire through AI startups

>>212297524
My uncle quit his six figure job to do an AI start up.
Hope it works out for him, he has a wife and kids

The internet=a series of tubes

>>212297533
I thought satellite was involved?

>>212297533
true dat

>>212297483
I really enjoyed that post, Anon. No bullshit, if you wrote that yourself I'd love to read more from you. It really genuinely hit me right in the feels.

>>212297533
Its more like a series of roads and highways

Imagine you were a roman soldier in the third century and your son came out as christian

What do you do

Anybody want to buy a used Playstation 5?
Im selling it for 300 dollars

Wow

>>212297461
What daydrinking does to a nigga.

>>212297557
No thanks, I'm a PC gamer.

>>212297557
playstation sucks

oh so if you sell a used ps5 it's cool but if i sell a used vagina it's suddenly a problem

Give em hell Netanyahu

>>212297557
>Console

>>212297557
Yeah

>>212297558
Yenta tier posture

Women have repeatedly stated that they don’t like broke niggas

>>212297557
>pay 300 bucks to play no games
nah im good

>>212297572
>he doesnt have an n64
NGMI

what foods can I eat to start loggmaxxxing? wanna make some really big logz

rural people be like
>i love living in the middle of nowhere because of access to nature!
the nature in question:

N

T

>>212297594
Kid, I still got my TurboGrafx 16

>>212297597
refried mexican beans topped with cheese

>>212297594
i actually do have an n64 but i haven't attempted to use it in over a decade.

>>212297597
Cheese

>>212297597
Lots of whole red meat (so nothing ground up), and good, fresh white bread. That's how.

>>212297594
i still have mine. i was playing quake on it a year ago and guys here made fun of me for playing on an older system. i say i'm a big man, because it's much harder to play shooters on the N64 trident than a mouse and keyboard. then again, iD probably dumbed it down for consoles...

>>212297597
>>212297614
>>212297625
it'll be great to hear these posts read out in court some day when they're trying us all for thought crimes and the 60 year old stenographer has to clarify the spelling for "loggmaxxxing"

drinking milk

Just felt a big shift in my guts. Time to shit!

>>212297644
can't you just grow your hair out without the murders and sentence?

I started work in a factory and there's like glue fumes everywhere from batteries. Everyday i come home my head hurts
Idk if it's worth it cum bros. I don't want to end up mentally retarded from huffing industrial glue

>>212297575
Here's the link to buy it
https://ebay.us/m/x67SFY
It comes with the controller, a power cord, an hdmi cord, and a USB C charging cord for the controller

>>212297644
He's the Onion Killer, right?

>>212297640
LMFAO

>>212297634
I think youre mistaken, I made fun of you for playing Quake II specifically

>>212297600
>miles and miles of GMO corn farms
incredible nature yall got there

>>212297640
Reminds me of the moot transcript where he had to explain to the court what a newfag was

>>212297580
You have TDS

dis nigga lives in KANSAS

>>212297671
Beats being cramped up in a city full of beaners

all rural towns should be bulldozed and all rural people should be forced to live in megacities.
rural places should only be for tourism.

>>212297697
Who else here /Southern California/?

>>212297678
hahahaha watching normies try to understand this place is pitiful, they will NEVER.

i thought there was no m&m yogurt left but i looked 1 last time in the fridge and found it hiding behind the milk. massive W

>>212297715
not me, thankfully

>>212297660
why are you selling it when gta 6 is coming out next year

>>212297715
I am
Wanna fight about it

>>212297731
Ive got no interest in playing that game
Ive also got a gaming PC as well

>>212297610
damn you are ancient

>>212297718
We've never been so back

Taking a few hits off my weed pen before my shower and listening to this: https://youtu.be/8hsVICl7d8k

>>212297741
what games do you have for the ps5

>>212297718
why is that dirty underwear on your head apu?

>>212297749
true that

>>212297760
Ive got several downloaded from the store but no physical disc copies
Ill have to do a factory reset before I send it out

>>212297718
>M&M yogurt
Americans.

>PS5
>games

WHITE women

>>212297809
FUCK dogs

>>212297659
i used to work at a bottling plant for stuff like drano and liquid plumr. i was never around the mixing process or any exposure. i lost my sense of smell and taste for years. i felt like a coal miner! i'd go out with friends and we'd get some spicy food and i'd sit there eating it with immunity. until i pooped. my entire smell/taste sense were fucked. the good news is that it can come back, apparently. because i'm a big baby with spicy food again, and now i smell things just fine. it's creepy, having a basic sense leave you like that. i felt bad for those people who said covid did that to them.

>>212297809
Im a BIG fan

>want to move out of my parents for years
>finally move out
>miss living with my parents

>>212297767
>>212297789
problem?

>>212297840
You paved paradise and put up a parking lot

>>212297783
well what games did you play on it anyway

>>212297814
so you guys gonna eat that?

>>212297840
Chin up, bud. You'll get over it before you know it. We've all been there.

>>212297831
this girl will never have to work for anything in her entire life

>>212297826
i'm just afraid of it leaving some permanent subtle cognitive impairment
The pay and benefits are really good though so it's hard to justify leaving
I'm planning to stick it out for 6 months and then try and see if i can get transferred to a different area

>>212297840
Many such cases unfortunately.

>>212297864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5aNrQjcfWw

I used to feel homesick for my childhood home, but now the idea of living with my parents sounds like torture.
You get used to living independently

>>212297844
yes it's nasty and also stinky. you need to have a shower apu

I'M GONNA GET SO FUCKING DRUNK TOMORROW WITH MY FRIENDS GOD BLESS CANADA

>>212297860
God of war ragnarok, ghosts of tsushima, star wars jedi survivor, resident evil 2, 3, 7, and 8, mass effect legendary edition, ea sports college football 25

>>212297892
Godspeed

>>212297718
>>212297789
you should be killed for eating such garbage. and even for buying it in the first place.

wish I had friends to get drunk with

>>212297895
how low are you willing to sell it for

>>212297910
maybe try not living in some middle of nowhere rural town

>>212297667
that can't be right, i don't have quake II for N64. it comforts me to know there's another prehistoric creature here playing quake, though. and that he got made fun of too. ha!

>>212297914
250 is the lowest im willing to go

>>212297928
what about 195 all those games you played definitely racked up wear time

>>212297915
I live in one of the biggest major cities on the west coast

>>212297960
maybe try not being a mentally ill incel freak

I rode airplanes before 9/11 but don't really remember what it was like

>>212297947
Cant go that low homie
The ebay seller fees confiscate at least 50-75 dollars off of every sale
If I sell it for 195 then I end up with 120-130
I bought the fucking thing brand new off of amazon 2 years ago

>>212297987
unc

>>212297975
0 for 2 on diagnoses, gonna go for 3?

>>212297993
bruh you arent entitled to a big return on your investment get real

>>212298000
if you don't have friends there's a reason for that. try looking inward

drove my car for over a year with expired tags and no insurance

>>212298025
This is how you live life on the edge

>>212298025
lazy poor retard

Could potentially be getting a new car soon

walkable city chads win again

its raining cumbums

>>212298040
weather radar says its going to rain on the 4th

what else could we do to fuck up the earth

>usonians be like
>we suffer in our country full of big booty latinas
niggas you don't

>>212298025
siiick, hope your luck keeps up!

>>212297987
Security was relaxed. Walk through the metal detector, that was it. I remember the included meals were fine. They weren't GOOD, as I understand good airplane food was well before my time, but they were reasonable. I mean the free meals that came as part of your ticket, not any kind of paid extra.

good morning bros

>>212298064
morning goat

>>212298053
They dont look like this
95% of them are fat and short (like 4'11 and lowe)

>>212298058
I renewed my registration today lol
But I was lucky while it lasted

most women are fat these days

got my ebay refund whoop whoop

>>212298053
We don't have bidets

>>212298053
what about big booty latinos

when i run on the tread mil at the gym the tread mil makes sounds and i get embarrassed and dont want to run

>>212298073
Don't lie to be anon.
>>212298094
Fuck off Brian.

I have to get my license renewed by the 28th or it will expire

>>212298096
run outside

>>212298096
Isn't there music and chatter?

>>212298096
reminds me of wings' chair

>>212298078
ahh, well your days of an outlaw are at an end. going straight. it's a hard life, these DMV visits, haha.

>>212297869
she'll have to work pretty hard to make me believe she won't call the cops if i let her go

>>212298122
FUCK THE DMV

feel like this was most of ya'll

Evidently, nobody cares about Vilnius, Lithuania

>>212298053
canadians be like
"BOH KOO SAU HIT STONE COLD AIEEEEEEE"

>>212298113
i dont wanna i like working out indoors and seeing the calorie burn number
>>212298115
usually im there at like 6 am so its really empty

I wish I were an octopus living in a coral reef

>>212298143
every single one of my school dances was a disaster, middle AND high school

>>212298143
Was 8/9 years old in this year

>>212298163
and still unpopular :(

>>212298143
i was 7 in 2007

>>212297831
she's so fucking hot

i have over 5,000 bookmarks and have no motivation to go through any of them

>>212298178
damn bruh that's a LOT of gay porn

>>212298178
You have 5,000 symptoms of autism

>>212298143
I didn't go to prom

>>212298143
This is the year I finished my university degree. I entered the work force during the height of the 2008 financial crisis. It wasn't enjoyable.

>>212298135
i had a weirdly good experience, my last visit. there were a lot of people there, but i got called on very fast, and the guy who helped me was from north carolina too! crazy coincidence.

>>212298182
BODIED that freak

>>212298143
idk, i didn't do any of these, but this all just seems like normal teenager stuff.

>>212298182
i know

My first job was in 2017
I was a package handler at UPS

freak status: sent FLYING

you guys know that big cube they got over in the middle east, what's up with that?

>>212298239
Im more concerned with the black rock we have here at home...

>>212298239
alien spaceship

>>212298227
do you have big balls and a pink hairy hole

>>212298261
i do

>>212298275
did any puerto ricans see it?

I like the noises that dolphins make

twitter should have a feature where you can see all of your old retweets in a picture gallery format.
i don't wanna scroll endlessly just to see some good shit i retweeted 4 years ago.

>>212298239
big shape make monkey brain go "ooh ooh ahh ahh"

get a skill bro

>>212298283
i have only bottomed like 2 times in my life and both were for white men

>>212298305
did you have any sex on your vacation

>>212298301
might try this

man cats are cool I wish I had a cat

>>212298301
gooning my brains out is my skill

gay nigger hours

casual dining implies the existence of competitive dining

bout to get ripped on weed, i'm such a junkie lol

>DOJ just wrote a memo stating that PPP loan fraudsters will be prioritized for denaturalization
insanely based

a small fly just rammed itself straight into my eyeball
>>212298310
no

>>212298064
morning bud

>>212298329
there is such a thing as competitive eating

>>212298335
i sent that fly it was a test to see if my curses work, prepare to be destroyed

>>212298335
haha that guy who hexed you got you good, you rookie. maybe if you spent less time being a faggot you'd be better

bout to get raped on weed

this weather is absolutely cromulent

>>212298191
are you 39?

It's 1:30 am here and my head is spinning from all this wine

G'night, /cum/mies

bout to rip some farts, I'm such a gassy boi lol

>>212298372
night bud

>>212298335
>no
why not you didnt want any big booty hairy ricans?

>>212298352
>>212298360
you will pay for that

wine drunk > beer drunk

fucking adblock on twitch doesn't work anymore god damn it fuck you jewgle

>>212298335
oh i hate that. a moth flew into my eye as i was punching in the gate code to where i lived at the time. i flew in and kept shouting "shower! shower!" to get my girlfriend to turn it on. she did, and a rinse did the trick.

cum drunk

>>212298390
i was traveling with other people plus i looked on grindr and didn't see anything appealing anyway

yu mo gui gwai fai di zao

say anything you want to brian because this is the last time he will ever be able to type on a computer after my curse is done with him

>>212298417
you don't sound like a fag, you're a gay poser

might go to sheetz

Btw if you are registered as an Organ Donor , remove yourself from the registry immediately, otherwise hospitals will kill you for money and offer substandard care in the event you are in critical condition.

Also worth noting that "brain death" was invented by Harvard doctor's in the 70s to expand organ donation by giving hospitals a way to declare a living person in critical condition deceased, if a hospital declares a loved one brain dead don't trust them, so long as their heart is still beating they're alive and can make a recovery.

need to shower

>>212298504
I woke up 10 minutes before I was supposed to leave for work today, I had to leave without showering. I haven't showered since Saturday lol

>>212298504
I just got out the shower

>>212298480
Jesus, that's spooky. i'm not registered, but flip me, that's a spooky thing going on. thanks for the head's up.

drive thru soup

>>212298480
Grok says you're full of shit

>>212297455
much cheaper than where i live now

>>212298576
i havent been on twitter in years is this actually what discussion on there is like now?

>>212298372
night bruh

>>212298480
I'm on that list because i don't want the doctors to try very hard to save me if things are in the balance.

>>212298576
yeah i'll sort that out in the morning with a nice fat dook

>>212298576
>grok says you're full of shit

Organ donation here is opt-out I think.

>>212298598
you can count on that indian doctor to kill you

>>212298369
41

I'm fucked in the head

I'm stinky pants

>>212298619
He better
>>212298611
Might depend on province

>>212298592
Yes, there’s evidence that some X users are turning to Grok to settle debates or provide context rather than engaging directly in discussions. Posts on X highlight a trend where users tag Grok in replies to fact-check claims, explain posts, or resolve arguments, often in a passive-aggressive or dismissive way. For instance, users have noted people asking Grok basic questions about viral posts or to clarify debates they don’t follow, suggesting a reliance on the AI to think for them. One user described this as outsourcing arguing, lamenting it as a loss of critical thinking, while another called it an “AI dunk assistant” used to troll or insult rather than elevate discourse. However, this isn’t universal—some users still engage in traditional debates, and Grok’s role seems more supplemental, often amplifying existing biases or fueling petty arguments rather than replacing debate entirely. The platform’s combative nature persists, with Grok sometimes just another tool for point-scoring.

>>212298480
>Elias Mercer (April 17, 1983 – March 12, 2021) was a civil engineer from Portland, Oregon, whose mysterious death became the subject of widespread conspiracy theories, speculative documentaries, and the cult novel Donor Protocol. While officially declared deceased due to a brain aneurysm, leaked documents, anonymous whistleblowers, and encrypted video footage sparked ongoing claims that Mercer was assassinated by rogue members of a clandestine medical syndicate to harvest his organs.
>On March 12, 2021, Mercer was found unconscious in his apartment. Paramedics reported an unresponsive state and he was transported to Riverton Medical Center, a private hospital with ties to advanced transplant research. Within four hours, he was declared brain-dead. His heart, kidneys, liver, and corneas were extracted and distributed to recipients across the U.S. within 36 hours—a timeline critics claimed was “unusually expedited.”
>Both Riverton Medical Center and the National Organ Procurement Authority (NOPA) have denied any wrongdoing. A federal investigation in 2022 concluded that "there is no substantiated evidence of malpractice or premeditated harm," though the full report remains partially classified under HIPAA-related privacy laws.

My teeny tiny penis

>>212298677
If a crew like that wants to kill me they're welcome

>>212298670
thanks @grok

>>212298679
you cut that out right now mister

>>212298677
I imagine this guy getting killed by the guys from Michael Clayton

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

Reading the protoevangelium of James

>>212298713
cut out his teeny tiny benis?

anyone tried the mcpizza bites

>>212298754
I haven't celebrated my birthday in 9 years.

>>212298757
sounds gross so no

>>212298718
Opinions on the anti-antichrist?

>>212298757
Member when McDicks had pizza?

>>212298767
celebrate it with us next time, we'll throw you a virtual party

>>212298775
no lol old ass nigga

Have you guys been wearing masks and keeping a safe distance from people? COVID is still out there you know.

>>212297715
>>212297733
Stay in your shithole.
>.t Southern Oregon

>>212298786
I'm 31.

>>212298788
the only distance Im keeping is your mom's cheeks apart

Listening to Taylor Swift.
>>212298805
Pffftttt.

>>212298788
the only distance Im keeping is your dad's cheeks apart

>>212297831
Wood nut in cider

>>212297831
>those hips
Me gusta.

decide to go to /v/ for the first time in forever and there's dolphin porn on the catalog

McDonalds used to sell hot dogs too but no one wanted them.

Even Tim Horton's was selling pizza last year, not sure if they've given up on it yet.

>>212298352
don't say you weren't warned

i got baptized hard do you can't curse me

>>212298837
Dolphin porn?

>>212298837
'phin on the 'log

ha, classic /v/.

Fuck off Brian I have Jesus on my side same as this guy >>212298864

>>212298841
why would you want a mcdonalds hotdog

>>212298841
oh holy shoot, they did! i was about to argue, but i wanted to check before i made a bigger fool of myself. well hot damn, what do you know about that. also, there's a mcdonald's wiki, which is interesting. might read this a few hours...

>>212298847
>>212298862

yugioh yugguth, spawn of c'thulu commands you to spill the blood of a dozen men

>>212298904
damn i forgot about lorewanker cho

>>212298882
Why anyone would ever want a hot dog is beyond me, but I don't know why they thought people would make the trip to McD's and not get a burger instead of a hot dog.

As noted, they have not sold them for many years, but now and then they've tried to introduce them again in select markets. The guy who started McDonalds, Ray Kroc, actually prohibited them from being sold because he said they were just low quality shit.

Had a scary dream now I got this spooky sound in my mind

>>212298868
chat is this true?

*sigh* have to do duolingo even though it doesnt even matter

Orange man seriously suffuses the Internet to such an extent that AI images often look like him even without a prompt mentioning him just cause there are quite literally billions of images of him on the Internet and cause these AI are basically pattern recognition tools the visages of random images created by AI will look like him

>>200000000
get!

>>212298955
you waited a while for that

>>212298907
his deck is just as weak and feeble as his grandfather's!

i watch the Hydraulic Press channel because i'm stupid as fuck

Ktulu v. Yahweh WHO WINS?

>>212298945
I highly doubt it

Finger my ass grandma

Yog-Sothoth fucked my mom

yikes

>>212299057
>75 years old
She looks fine

HEARTLESS TASTELESS NAMELESS FAMOUS NEVER EVR ON MY WAIT LIST

>>212298144
I care

does it make yahweh seethe knowing that i use christian iconography on my altar despite not being a christian

Jannies on all boards are sleeping right now

hahahahahahahahahaha oh my god imagine

the cross actually represents the crossroads, the place in nature where the spiritual world and physical world interconnect.
therefore, the cross on an altar represents a portal to the spiritual world.

Hitler's on the phone from Berlin says he's gonna make me a star. What do?

>>212299194
they really need to remove the butthole from their flag

>>212299220
what's the catch

>>212299220
yes anon, Hitler needs you!

>>212299220
i say trust him. if it's a scam, he's the one promising you the moon. so as long as you don't give him any money, it's your exposure. you have everything to gain, and nothing to lose.

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

>>212299231
Got to fly something over Westphalia. Sounds dangerous.
>>212299242
>>212299260
Don't know, he says it's a dangerous and the reward for failure is death. Don't wanna die if I fuck up.

bedtime for this guy, gn /cum/

>>212299283
oh, well nevermind then. it's not worth your life, whatever the gig is. nah, just tell mr. hitler you're not interested. try to phrase it in a way where you were bound up though. people talk, and this guy gets the idea that you're ungrateful or difficult, you know, you know.

may I make a sex arse post in this thread?

not sure why i bookmarked "homosexual pagan europeans"

goodnight

>>212299346
Thanks bro. Gonna go to Conry's Bar to get some liquid courage and then tell Mr. Hitler the gig of off. Wish me luck.

>>212299434
>>212299314

real nigga hours?? in my cum??

Poo

>>212299436
good luck.

OOOWOOOO I THINK I TALK TOO MUCH

Y'all don't know shieeet

>>212299194
more like poointheloodian lolbergsaarians

>>212299579
New

are we team lavender or rose

>>212299589
Lavender

309

309

>>212299637
>>212299641
XD