Thread 212310854

wakey wakey edition

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I'm a good dude

ogromni kurac means enormous dick in serbian

>>212310867
Why is this new not about Canada? Lame.

america is a liberal progressive country

>>212310913
this its canada day!!!! fuck you op

>>212310895
I saw that on twitter too
>>212310908
What about micro penis

Grown ass men, hunched over keyboards, typing gay little messages to each other on the "cum" forum. Giggling like little girls when they "get a (You)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qFolOWJgUo :D :D

day3 of nofap in progress

>>212310955
white people love chicken tikka massala. i tried it at whole foods one time on my work break and it was great.

>>212310969
Gay

>>212310951
mikro penis

Parentbergs didn't buy any food but expect me to move boxes on an empty stomach this is bullshit

Here's the interior of the diner I was talking about earlier. I know they're overdoing it with Presley and stuff but it still looks nice in my opinion. The waitresses are dressed as the stereotypical american cheerleaders too with their skimpy dresses. Love that place.

>>212311043
No way

is it time?

dollar general food is fine dining for rural people

>>212311112
yes its time to blow that load. do it. cum!

>>212311063
What sweet treats do they sell this is an important question and do they sell chicken tenders

Drinking a coffee

>>212311167
same

need a cornfed pawg badly

>>212311103
yes way

>>212311140
no >>212310979

gonna curse an enemy of mine today

Guys..

I just realized Winter from aespa is not as attractive as I used to think.

>>212310951
Why didn’t you save and repost it
It’s cute and funny

>>212311188
phat ass white guy?

DAME UN GRRRRR
UN QUE?
UN GRRRRR
UN QUE?

I fucked up badly with this contest I read in the email that they were ending June 1st instead of July 1st so I quickly threw together my underwhelming submission now I think I'm not going to win anything

>>212311198
it will feel good though

>>212311020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVK-Pxp3L-k

>>212311274
don't chase instant gratification

>>212311146
>What sweet treats do they sell
Cheesakes, sundaes, banana splits, apple pies. Never had a sundae to be honest. Might get one later this week. Going to that diner next saturday.

>>212311278
Double gay

>>212311292
come on just a few strokes maybe

>using gay as an insult
>in 2025

>>212311306
That cheesecake and sundae do be looking good

>>212311314
why :(

>>212311118
Don't tell me people can't put cheese on boiled pasta themselves.

rainy day today
finna take a stroll around the block

>>212311335
Gays literally eat poo lmao

>>212311358
only a little squeaker would find those videos funny

>>212311367
americans (especially rural ones) are, disgusting, and lazy. and it's not even real cheese. it's like plastic artificial cheese.

>>212311146
What's a chicken tender btw?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCBASt507WA


She says her love for me could never die....

I'm hungry and my parents don't give a fuck

>>212311491
how old are you?

>>212311482
rural people fuck teenagers and cause their kids to be born with fetal alcohol syndrome

>>212311551
Sounds more like the typically third world brown retard yet I’m sure you’re fine with them

A few days ago I said „that’s gay“ to something in front of the gf and she was like „ummm why is it gay and why is it bad?!“ don’t act all woke on me bish
Then she complained that her friend keeps calling the child of an acquaintance „chocolate baby“ because it’s a half nigger
And then she kept being annoyed at her aunt who used the word „japs“ and then she also got mad at her mother who called some sweet treat by its old timey le raycis name
I always just nod because she’d also get mad if I said that I don’t give a fuck about none of that shii

>>212311534
Like a chicken nugget but longer and bigger

>>212311587
a life of silent desperation

>>212311587
(Obviously all terms were translated into English for better understanding!!! As some Canadian complained last time)

>>212311549
24

>>212311587
cant get laid in germany

>>212311353
It's an ad\menu. Everything looks good there.
That diner introduced me to the concept of comfort food. Never could quite get it. Now I understand. It's the food that is nice. There is no better way to describe it. You got there and you just feel relaxed. It's not fantastic, not supreme, not pretentious, not high cuisine. It's filling. It's edible. It's just NICE.

>>212311587
If you ever have kids with her she will raise them to be woke

>>212311615
your a vpn

>>212311624
then you should remember these

>>212311700
I didn't use vine

edge for me

>>212311700
Thoughts ?

https://youtube.com/shorts/-nyMeOdiS0I

>>212311722
were you asocial as a teenager? (no offense)

>>212311748
i'm not watching that shit

>>212311672
Ayo this nigga had a revelation from eating diner food

>>212311756
Did you get raped as a teenager? No offense

>>212311786
Chico you just posted Vines don’t act like you’re above TikTok

>>212311794
As I said - diners are non existent here in Russia.

>>212311331
no

>>212311868
I thought Russia had everything

>>212311672
Comfort food is something you eat after driving for 5 hours with 5 more hours of driving until you get to your hotel

No matter how much RuZZian propaganda Putin tries to push, how many western voices he tries to censor….the yearning for a taste of real American freedom can never be silenced.
Give a Russnigga some pecan pie and a Sundae in a faux diner with Elvis on the wall and their minds are broken.

Guess no one cares about me starving

Used to be really fun going to another country and seeing what their interpretation of American food is
Too bad that the internet exists now and most American food in Europe is very accurate but with higher quality ingredients

>>212312060
We had a Russian exchange student at my highschool who got married before she graduated so she didn’t have to go back
As far as I know they’re still together but thats probably because it was a rich Mormon she got married to

Is chowder a popular dish? They've used to serve that but they've taken it off the menu.

>>212312066
They serve jambalaya with pickled gherkins here lol.

>>212311888
Happy Canada day

>>212312111
I saw a Russian girl marry a very obviously gay closeted Mormon on 90 day fiance and she shat out a mulatto baby 9 months later

>>212312066
just go back to r*ddit already

The far left and far right are both deranged anti-American schizos who end up supporting the same foreign enemies for slightly different reasons
That’s why I’m an America-loving radical centrist

>>212312147
Very popular in New England

>>212312149
thanks anon

>>212312199
i too am a liberal

>>212312199
I'm pro America returning to it's white supremacy days (Real America)

>>212312147
Louisiana’s food is the best in America
I hope it’s a good jambalaya at least because it’s amazing comfort food even though it doesn’t fit the diner menu

drinking coφυいfe

If you love America, there's something wrong with you.

The land itself, okay, maybe some parts are nice. The people are all trash.

>>212311593
Oh they're called "chicken stripes" here.

Feel free to get deported Jason

>>212312232
Zoomers don’t know what a gherkin is??
I bet you’ve never even heard of a cornichon…

>>212312279
Are they popular in Russia

>>212312261
yeah, that seems like a very healthy and leve-headed perspective

But seriously, I've lived in 3 different continents, and the grass is always greener. The US has its problems, but you can still make a good life here

>>212312261
and yet you yourself are an american person… curious

jerkin ya gherkin

>>212312279
Chicken strip?
Chicken tenders are made from muscle attached to the breast while chicken strips are sliced chicken breast
They better be using the right terminology or I’m telling the Colonel

>>212312250
I've got nothing to compare it to since I've never left the country but it has fettuccine, prawns, chicken breast, and green\red\yellow bell peppers all at once.
Umami spicy goodness.

I polished my car roof and it's already too fucking hot and bright to do a second stage
Should do this in the autumn

>>212312286
Europeans call pickles "gherkin" like the scum they are

>>212312345
I thought strips and tenders were the same thing

pickles are disgusting

>>212312232
Sorry, I've been taught the proper British English.

>>212312261
Yes the people are trash but that’s most people on the planet
Giving up on your country and running away is for liberals and third worlders

>>212312354
You should hire sanjay patel for $5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_71w4UA2Oxo

I got my mind set on you..

>>212312414
You've seen their software now imagine what they'll do to your car paint

>>212312349
>fettuccine
Should be rice based desu but I guess it could work as a pasta
>>212312375
Check the meat aisle next time you’re in the grocery store, you can usually find chicken tenders/tenderloins separately. They also sometimes sell them attached to the chicken breast.
>>212312357
Seething

>>212312294
Yeah I guess? KFC sells them by dozens, buckets even.
Well it's not called KFC any more but you know. We are very americanized. Surprisingly so.

>>212312460
Out of my thread europoor

>>212312445
Do you think he will cover your car in cow shit and start worshipping it?

Good morning /cum/tards! Happy Canada Day! I kicked off today with a massive shit, how about you spastics? I'm gonna get so drunk today lol!

>>212312345
I uh... I've got no idea. Looks like pieces of breast but I'm speculating here. Just long stripes of muscle, deep fried.

>>212311112
This nigga Fallmaxxxing.

>>212312471
Gherkins are specifically small pickles, uncultured buffoon
Bet you don’t even know the different between a gherkin, cornichon, and a Polish pickle
>>212312509
How should I celebrate Canada day?

>>212312554
I fucked your mom last night

Carmax needs to get my car ready for me already and stop dragging it out

>>212312539
Probably strips of chicken breast desu they’re usually cheaper than buying tenderloins

>>212312460
>Should be rice based
So jamablaya is a rice based dish? What a fucking hoax that diner is. Made me think it's authentic. Is it fuck.

>>212312569
That was me in a wig you fucking fag

>canadian thanksgiving
>it’s a week before real thanksgiving
>canadian independence day
>its 3 days before real independence day
they wanna be us so bad
>errrmm technically canada day precedes blah blah blah
don’t care

>>212312554
Get blackout drunk lmao

first goon of the day complete

>>212312642
we started thanksgiving

>>212312505
I think he'll throw on a dirty wool pad and some crazy aggressive compound and turn his polisher into a beyblade

>>212312642
Canadian Thanksgiving is over a month before American "Thanksgiving."

>>212312622
Cajun and creole cooking barely include pasta if at all, they’ve always been rice eaters

Soon Donald Trump is going to give every Brampton jeet full citizenship and let them move into your home town

This man strikes FEAR into the heart of every j*w and the orange man quivers at the mere mention of his name...

>>212312580
*returns lyrical fire*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-diOQ6xCMM

>>212312755
Pic related

>>212310967
I resent the implication: I'm leaned way back in bed, 40" monitor beside it, HD600S on my head, and drunk off my ass.

>>212312791
I have no idea who this is

>>212312721
I guess they've made it with pasta because rice is seemed inherently asiatic here.

My family only came to America in the 1950s
Me? I used to be Canadian.

>>212312806
nigga it is 8:30 in the morning

>>212312791
Why is he brown…?

>>212312831
go back

>>212312824
You could probably make it yourself, it’s inherently easy outside of the roux taking a while

>>212312831
My French Canadian BULL grandpa came in the 60s

Me? Old Stock American. Both sides of my family were here before the Revolution

>>212312871
Fuck rou, mate. That stuff is so hard to get right. I'd rather pay 1200 roubles (which is a lot btw) than do it myself.

>>212312893
Based, my grandpa was also French Canadian
He even served in Vietnam instead of running back to Canada like thousands of Americans

>>212312901
How? Are you a red skin?

im indian

>>212312922
My grandpa was in the Canadian navy during the cuban missile crisis

I bet Jordan Peterson was a fuckin laugh when he was strung out on xans. Man had money, probably woke up in a new Audi wondering what the fuck happened

>>212312955
flag checks out

>>212312901
I have American ancestors too, so do lots of Canadians in Canada
Where do you think the Loyalists went?

today's read

>>212312955
sir I am fucking indian please help me sir I am fucking indian

>>212312901
My surname was here before the war and there is still a town on the east coast that bares my surname, although most of my family lives in the Midwest and western states. One of the dudes was in the war, probably some more but family tree research gets tricky sometimes

>>212311063
Looks comfy

ayo this nigga aaaaaaaaa
readin a book

>>212312944
America was settled by Brits beginning in 1607. The revolution ended in 1776

>>212312831
you're leeching off the country my family built

>>212312851
Around 10:30 Am where I am. I'm a retired NEET and haven't much to plan ahead except for watering my garden. It's all good.

>>212313029
>retired
in THIS economy and market?

>>212312980
>(((goldberg)))

jai hind

>>212312134
He's going to be very disappointed if he goes to small town expecting LESS 4th celebration.

When you bully me just remember that I look like this

>>212312134
why are s*uthern Californians so bitchmade?

>>212312980
>reading a jewish translation on the Romans of all people
You know that shit ain’t right

>>212313220
I'm not reading the translation, and the editors of this book are both judicious scholars. Evrn if I had a problem with the translation, it also has an apparatus criticus

>>212313220
>>212313330
forgot pic

Imagine being >30

>>212313261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMGWWpyFGFU

>>212313056
Indeed. I live quite nicely, though I sometimes can't believe my luck. It doesn't hurt to have well-off and well-connected siblings.

i just ordered a pizza and the pizza man is coming

I'm waiting for momberg to get out of the kitchen, then I'm gonna cry making home fries.

Apparently you just have to cube a raw potato and fry it in a pan.

i wish i had my foreskin

i should wait until the hour of saturn to curse my enemy but i'm kind of impatient and want to do it now

>>212313411
congratulations

>>212313411
you need to hit a lick and slime that nigga

>>212313692
thanks
>>212313727
whaaaat

>>212313581
parboil them first nigga

>>212313016
Oh yeah.
Getting a piece on apple pie while gazing at the rainy moscow streets through the blinds - top notch.

why did all the euros leave? where you at german, estonian, russian, serbian anons

>2% of canadas population are foreign 'students'
absolutely mind boggling to think about

>>212313411
Sounds great. What kind of pizza did you order?

actually i'll wait until the hour of mars. i want this bitch to fucking suffer

>>212313411
be sure to give him a "tip" if you know what i mean ;)

what goes on on canada day? I don't know because canadians aren't as loud and obnoxious about it like we are for the 4th.

>>212313906
small pizza light cheese extra sauce with bacon for me and a small pizza with pineapples and canadian bacon for dadberg

>>212313867
I'm a russian. What do you want me to post?

>>212313995
cute snow princesses

>>212313629
I chortled. I enjoy Holst's The Planets a lot, especially the Previn version.

>>212313995
your russian prospective on our discussions

>>212313978
Dads eat pizza in Canada? Cool. In Russia people are extremely conservative about their food. If it's anything out of the ordinary - they vomit.
My dad - bless his soul - couldn't eat neither pizza nor KFC.

>>212311063
places like this are all over where I live. They're not terribly expensive either. One of the few perks of living in Boomer country.

>>212314087
your dad doesnt like pizza wow thats nuts im a picky eater too

>>212314153
he dead

>>212314177
from eating pizza?

Heard it was white history month lol

Yeah, they're gonna be history soon enough haha

>doesnt post any qt's
I HATE russia now!

>>212313966
It's cool that both of you - canadians and americans - care about you national days. In my country people aren't even sure what we're celebrating on our independence day.

>>212314029
Bro think about it. If I'm on 4chan - I've got no qts in my life. Obviously.

>>212314139
Cool. I envy you. I've got to travel 550 kms just to get to he place.

>>212314281
neither do I, that doesnt stop me

>>212314211
Nah. Diabetus.

What the hell?
What the hell?
What the helly? Huh, huh
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the helly? Huh
What the helly?

What the Heliantte?
What the helly on?
What the helly Berry?
What the helly 'Burton?
What the helly 'Bron James?
What the helly Cyrus?

i got 3 hours til i can ruin someone's life. what to do in the meantime

>>212314354
honorary american i salute him

>>212311506
I know but still. It's just boiled bread with cheese.

>>212314329
where can i see her naked

Did any of you make "hobo meals" while growing up?
It's just beef, potatoes, carrots, and onions cooked in tinfoil on a grill or over a fire

life is infinitely better when you're classist. you just naturally filter out the garbage from society.

>>212314462
>he could afford beef
la dee da, mr monopoly

>>212314462
>not a lick of seasoning
hu-white people...

>>212314324
i thought you live in moscow

Elon's new party
>Pro HB1 visa with no caps
>Pro federal Injunctions
>Cutting entitlements
>Raising taxes
It’s like a platform designed to appeal to no one

Another three bands from bossberg hitting my account tomorrow. It will go straight to my rent and stuff for my new car like tinted windows and a clear bra to protect the paint

I need a job in a faraway place that provides housing

>>212313187
A bland white bitch who looks like an ugly artificial robot/cyborg?? Burn this subhuman + his cats in an oven for the love of Buddha

>>212314575
hes betting on the silent majority (ubereats and gas station workers)

>Money spent on the general population is waste and entitlements
>Blowing billions on military contracts and corporate subsidies is...
?

i'm a 3rd decan aries.

have to help dadberg move boxes peace out

>>212314462
THat's a hobo meal? I cook those to this day. Shit's tasty.
Back in the 90s now that was tough. Potato with butter - That's it for the week.

>>212314740
war economy, o algo
Social programs are hecking socialism, o algo

>>212314518
Nah. The diner is in Moscow, yeah. But I live about 500-600 kms from Moscow, to the south.

>>212314759
rape his dad butt to teach him a lesson

>>212313811
Mmmmmm nyo

>>212314740
Money shouldn’t be spent on third world turds, no matter what their passport claims their nationality is

Make fun of women who do something you don't quite understand and point out how in the past they wouldn't do that because they didn't have rights

>>212314401
He got diabetes actually fighting the US
he was a soldier in the GDR

my boyfriend is a 2nd decan gemini.

>>212314935
sexist chuds should be forced into labor camps (run by women)

>>212314759
I haven't talked to my dadberg in a year

>>212314940
Did he spend too much time sitting at the wall or something? How do you get diabetes from conflict

>>212315028
I was never good at talking to my father figure but a year seems excessive.

I don't even like AC/DC but every Summer I just want to get drunk and listen to them.

well I don't hate them either you big tittied bitch

i was severely neglected by my parents and no longer talk to either of them

>>212314329
The aryan woman's beauty cannot be matched

Wolfram Alpha isn't licenced for RealFeel Shade

Anyone hear from terrone since his linkedin was found? I actually have to go to Kansas City in a couple months and don’t want to be in some “local man got fired and shot up a mall” type situation

>>212312901
Both sides of my family came to america in the year 1912
About 50% of white americans have no ancestors that go back to the american revolution and before

>>212315083
my dadberg was cheating on my mom. i called him to tell him to stop talking to the other women. he told me that he'll do what he wants. that was the last time I talked with him

a german immigrant knocked up one of my ancestors

>>212315195
Please dont come here
Its a sithole on par with st Louis and chicago

>Pride Week isn't even in Pride Month
Fuck this.

>>212315281
uh don't lump us in with your irrelevant flyover city

>>212315033
He told me he got a liver surgery in Poland which made him get diabetes. Can't confirm it nor deny it - he's dead now.

maturing is realizing your parents having you was a mistake

>>212315321
How is Chicago not flyover ?

guys we need to clean the stale cum smell from our rooms

>>212315195
I keep talking about Israel and nobody angrily replies to me
It’s over

>>212315281
Lost a bet and have to take my friend to a Queefs game

>>212315418
The chiefs dont start the season until early September

Is Blue Ribbon a good beer? It's the only american beer sold widely here.

Terrone kneels during the national anthem

>watching the no fun league
couldnt be me

>>212315479
When I go to royals games i unironically stay seated

>>212315377
how is it flyover

>>212315476
You can only enjoy blue ribbon if your dad enjoyed it. sorry.

>>212315476
That’s a cheap beer
The only good American beers are small breweries

>>212315476
its cheap and tastes ok. REAL men drink steel reserve

>>212315454
September is in two months

I can't call the suicide hotline because they'll lock me up in a psych ward which means I'll lose my job which means I'll lose my health insurance.

>>212315195
hes a bitch, i wouldnt worry about it

>>212315476
Best beer ive ever had is Paulaner lager

>>212315562
why call it anyways?

>>212315537
>>212315520
>>212315517
It has the distinctive corn taste. Similar to the Mexican Corona.
They sell that beer at the cheapest stores - like the pound land in the UK.

>>212315571
not this, I hope. This is the coors/budweiser of germany

>>212315599
honestly, good point. they can't help me.

>>212315571
Oh yeah, Paulaner is so damn good., Not that expensive either. God bless the Bavarians.

>>212315647
thug that shit out nigga

>>212315640
Yeah it tastes great
Much better than pisswasser and coors

>>212315696
it literally tastes like pisswater, thoughever

>>212315688
i hope you kill yourself
>>212315647
speak to an actual psychiatrist or therapist

I'm not a beer snob. I will drink the tallest cheapest shittiest tasting beer

You guys are all right.
Thank you.

>>212315749
why not just go all the way and drink vodka

>>212315520
This
all commercial American beer is trash

>>212315749
Try Baltica 3 lol

it's yuengling for me if I'm drinking domestic
I usually get some kind of weissbier thoughever

German niggas be like
>Unter zee boot
Lmao

>>212315808
lol
good one

not a fan of the dominant /cum/ culture

>>212315562
You don't need to call them then if you still have something to lose

Go into the woods or something. Pick up a new hobby

>>212315762
YOU guys are alright

You guys ever try Lagunitas or any of the New Belgium beers?
Garbage

>>212315904
lagunitas rocks

>Polititrash
Shut the fuck up

steel reserve was the first beer i ever drank and i've liked it ever since even though most people say it tastes like piss and only homeless bums drink it

>>212315904
I liked a few new Belgium beers
I used to live in the same town and they would have a cool outdoors event every year.

>>212315940
it takes REAL men to enjoy a cold 211

>>212315893
I've actually got my tour booked for the august next year.

>>212315890
we need a radical cultural change now

what are some productive things i can do today

>>212315938
What kind of things would you rather see people talk about?

IPA (I pee again)

IPAs give you nat geo tier man tits

>>212315797
Women ARE NOT all right

/cum/ needs to save up and pool our money together so we can buy an island and start and unrecognized micronation
I'd slowly convert everyone to Yakub worship

if you go buy a coors light or something you get carded but if you buy a steel reserve they don't card you because they figure you don't have an id

>>212315989
exfoliating face mask followed by moisturizing

if Canadians simply drove on the left side of the road they wouldn’t feel the need cope about how they “aren’t American”

>>212315967
Worst thing about IPAs are the names

>EPIC UNICORN TWIST
>SKELETON REAPER BALL TWISTER
>CHOCOLATE SUNDAE BACON SWAG

>>212316081
an island...where we're all naked...

is this true

>>212316121
Nobody likes canadians

Nu
>>212316225
>>212316225

new
now

>>212316211
no

>>212316217
i do, my gf is from Manitoba

>>212315967
I only drink IPAs you retarded nigger