Thread 212328477

The number 3

>>212324125

>>212328477 (OP)
canada edition for canada day

But I'm a chud
I'm an incel
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here...

>>212328500
aka india day

>>212328500
oh hey, it is! happy canada day!

I'm into pegging but I have constant anal fissures so I can't

>>212328513
typed by Somali hands in St. Paul's.

>>212328500
Fuck Canada!

I've never celebrated any of my birthdays

>>212328308
Your thoughts on this?
https://x.com/bairdric1/status/1938350060552470825

>>212328520
>but I have constant anal fissures
well... probably from all the pegging! haha

>>212328532
Good, it wouldn't be worth your time
>>212328536
>German post
probably worthless

you all remember packagecel? the one who would post his gay little deliveries?

>>212328553
Every day there's some sort of package problem for a certain poster

destiny is one of the most important voices of our generation

cel has pretty much replaced fag as a suffix on 4chan

>>212328546
The money that was useless in Wisconsin?

>>212328566
so true

fagcel

the fuck is this?

Making a post about not wiping your ass right before a new thread is crazy

newcels can't triforce

>>212328536
Looks gross. I'm not the German anon who is obsessed with feets.

>>212328566
what did destiny say about the BBB

>>212328572
He was front and center in Wisconsin. No one expects him to get on stage with Democrats.

>>212328621
>I'm not the German anon who is obsessed with feets.
Oh

>>212328532
good. i can't stand my birthday. i love celebrating other people's, but once i'm the focus? no way. i used to work at a place that did up every employee's birthday and i wouldn't tell them what mine was. if they pressed, i would always just say "last week". if i had ever had to hear those folks sing 'happy birthday' at me, i think something in my molecular structure would have decoupled and i'd start melting down. like that bad guy in robocop who gets in the toxic gunk. i'd just burst into my body's moisture content all over the floor.

∆
∆ ∆

I've given up on making small webms
https://streamable.com/hbu9jh

>>212328632
true true

>>212328627
The Bareback Brotherhood? Isn’t he a member?

Did you know half the population, when asked, can't create a triforce in their minds eye?

BBB? more like BBC

I love breaking my own possessions

Why are Canadians so obsessed with BBC

>>212328679
only millennials know what a tri force is

Blowjoj
Blowjon
Blowing
Gooogle show me a blowjkn

>>212328708
I was born in 1972

>>212328722
sheesh unc a dinosaur

>>212328529
Fuck me yourself, coward.

you Americans ever notice that black people never interact with Mexicans and Native Americans?

>>212328696
why? i always feel so guilty and rotten when i break something accidentally. my dad taught me how to fix my toys as a kid because i was such a clumsy dummy and would drop them or fall on them or something. i think that's why i liked transformers and hotwheel cars so much. diecast, man. that stuff will never break!

-cel replaced -fag as a suffix because having gay sex is now seen as less deviant than not having sex at all

>>212328741
Not even with a rented dick
>>212328747
>let me tell you about your country
You're wrong as usual

>>212328747
Mexicans intentionally chase black people out their neighborhoods on the West Coast.

I liked blacked because I am gay and self insert as the girl

>>212328747
no

>>212328747
they do
fuck off

>>212328620
FUCK MY ASS

This would be pretty fucking funny but also probably very bad

>>212328747
i hadn't noticed that, no. you mean just as strangers? because i had a bunch of black coworkers and they interacted with everyone. mexicans, flips, both types of indians, all of it.

>>212328743
I'm trying to understand the point of this comic

>>212328764
holy shit I haven't seen anyone use -fag since 2024
>>212328801
can he do that? isn't musk a citizen?

my breakfast from yesterday

>>212328763
Everything is a burden, it feels good to be done with it forever

>>212328831
grim

>>212328831
surely it's cold by now if it's been sitting out since yesterday

Pretty grim dinner tonight fellas. Ground beef over lentils, a couple naans and a glass of milk. At least it’s high protein.

>>212328831
looks good king

>>212328831
extremely unhealthy

>>212328829
>can he do that
You think that still matters?

Bah! Kids these days with their Zendayas, their Sydney Sweeneys, their Jenna Ortegas, their Florence Pughs, their Mikey Madisons, their Snoods, Brea Larsons.

>>212328829
>can he do that?
He can do whatever he wants; he basically turned the SCOTUS and congress into a council of sycophantic yesmen, and his base of MIGAtards are literally in a cult and will never question anything he does. There is absolutely no reason at this point to question why he won't go for a third term. Heck, he may even be so emboldened that he'll just forego the election and declare himself president for life.

>>212328853
could use a little more overall calories or something to do with the naan bread but it is far from the worst dinner i've seen on /cum/

>>212328770
Where are you guys renting dicks these days?

>>212328853
at least put some sauce on it or something where's the seasoning smdh

>>212328853
Jason's dinner looked better.

>>212328866
well he's not mao
surely there are limits to what he can and can't do

>>212328876
he has a lot of political capital, him struggling with the big bill in the first place tells me he is nowhere close to a third term

>>212328884
There's a PI office in Chinatown I usually use, pretty good staff there, hard guys

>>212328853
Nothing wrong with that at all.
I'm doing... I don't even know what this is. Crispy beef stroganoff?

hmm

>>212328886
I put some sort of middle eastern seasoning on the meat. Za’aatar

>>212328907
A hard man is good to find these days.

>>212328929
(((global order)))

Need this as a poster

>>212328929
What's your favorite Jewish leading thinker?

>>212328929
I don't trust bald people.

in 95% of the US it's impossible to go through public school and not become a race realist to some degree

>>212328957
Saar you will kneel to great lion of Israel Saar we will find you

>>212328834
hm. yeah, it does feel great to purge. i love subtracting stuff in my life, hate adding. you don't feel a little twinge of pain when you do, though? i dropped and broke a shot glass years ago. i didn't care at all until i saw the *oakland* raiders logo on it, and remembered how long i had that little glass. i got teary-eyed because all these memories came flooding in, all the times i used the thing for making drinks for people at new years, superbowl, you know. and then i dropped it, and it broke, and instantly became trash. i dunno. it does something to me. i'm probably just terminally sentimental, but following suit, i don't know if i'm ready to abandon that part of my personality. who would i be if i stopped caring? heh, someone who makes shorter posts on 4chan, i bet.

Hows your day been so far guys?

>>212328985
middle eastern looking ass

>>212328944
sounds foreign and traitorous, ground beef is best seasoned with salt, pepper, nutmeg, thyme, and some chili pepper

almost wnba time

i’m only 25. i still have a whole fucked up painful humiliating incel life ahead of me

Terrone is legitimately retarded, no one who looks like that would continue to post pictures of themselves looking that way if they had any sense of shame or self respect. He is clearly mentally disabled or taking some really heavy medications.

>>212328899
yes there is - big bill requires a simple majority. third term requires a constitutional amendment, which requires
>2/3rds of house (this will not happen without massive party defection)
>2/3rds of senate (this will not happen without massive party defection)
>THEN after passing it needs ratification
>3/4ths of the state legislatures agree to ratify the amendment (38 states, which is lower than the amount of states that voted for his second term)
by way the constitution is amended, something like removing term limits is never going to happen

>>212328957
Go to Staples and have them print it out for you

>>212329032
If it's any consolation you're 1/3 of the way through it, and the next 50 years will be considerably worse as your body deteriorates and the West crumbles and turns into a Bladerunner-esque dystopia.

>>212329014
what channel?

>>212329050
>the next 50 years will be considerably worse as your body deteriorates and the West crumbles and turns into a Bladerunner-esque dystopia
how is that meant to console me

>>212329042
why do you post pictures of your gay twitter and expect people to understand?

>>212329064
...console you? you should be spending your time learning to shoot, stocking up some ammo, and putting away essentials like water filters and first aid supplies.

full day of gooning tomorrow

>>212329051
idk man I pirate

>>212329050
In blade runner the west seems to be all fine thoughbeit? They've got poverty sure but the megacorps are all in fine shape and the west in that franchise seems like an economic powerhouse. Not to mention shit's more yellow than brown

>>212329074
amazon used to do this a lot with my stuff before they set up their own delivery fleet. my packages would wind up being delivered by some small time local in a minivan who was part of some company amazon had hired.

Hey Terrone have you heard anything from work or am I gonna have to contact your parents directly

i'm an average looking guy

>>212329044
What do your laws say about AI? Trump caught it between the eyes July 13 last year - it's been Chat GPT and deepfake video running the show since. If you don't believe me, check the ears, eyes and fingers.

>>212329123
Same

this black guy at my job is pretty based ngl
>gets hired
>immediately goes on paid paternity leave
>shows up for 2 days of paid classroom training
>ghosts everyone on the first day of actual work

>>212328985
um... not great so far, but i'm aiming to turn that around. i woke up late, my stomach hurts from acid because i had ribs last night, and i'm out of coffee. or was. i bought some, and i'm coming around now. doing a quick chore for every post i make here with you goobers. doing my mobile game stuff also. the day's coming together. it might be laughably late, but coming together.

>>212329114
Front at University: the post.

>>212329145
>>212328985
hey guys hows it going kripparrian here and today i got for you guys another ice club build

I wish Spinny would be posting another selfie.

terrone has exactly the kind of face you'd expect to see in a body cam vid of some guy with 2TB of cheesepizza on his computer just getting wasted in a hail of gunfire by a SWAT team

The Barbie movie is terrible except Ryan Gosling

>>212329148
ha! he's the opposite of kramer when he starts showing up at that job he doesn't actually have. your guy does have it, and's never there haha.

>>212329173
I watched it stoned out of my mind at a hotel when I was between apartments
got a few good chuckles out of it desu, was not nearly as bad as I was expecting
I want to facefuck cowgirl barbie

>>212329114
>extreme poverty is widespread
>filthy, destroyed environment
>nonwhites everywhere
>consumerism run amok
>police state
>technology is far more a danger than a benefit

yeah seems awesome

>>212329187
kramer is such a wacky guy!

>>212329165
The girls ive been with have been aged:
24
24
26
25

>>212329148
He's doing his job thobeit. His job is to be black so the company can avoid lawsuits for not hiring "diverse" people. My company does the same thing, it's just expected they won't do any actual work.

>>212329214
How many of them were single mothers?

>>212329173
Never saw that even tho I have watched Greta Gerwig and her bf's movies before but I found it funny that the Minecraft movie was made by a Wes Anderson imitator, but ultimately the producers just bruteforced the project into being good by just throwing everything that might attract young people in a movie in the pot

>>212329228
are early 20s really?

>>212329228
Just one of them

>>212329214
Prostitutes don't count.

terrone has openly admitted he only dates single mothers with young children. this alone should be enough to land him in jail. his face is enough to lock him up actually, he looks like the quintessential pedo.

I hate Xfinity so fucking much

I have this Indian tea that I like. I bought it after I learned they're ccultivated by Asiatic Tibeto-Burmese Indian minorities, not the poo type.

>>212329242
Only one of the 5 girls I've had sex with had a kid
I only dated the girl with a kid for 3 months

>>212329242
Why do you hate a guy for taking what he can get?

>>212328829
I recently saw something about a directive to revoke citizenships of naturalized citizens convicted of crimes. If it’s anything like Canada’s rules, they’re open to revoking citizenships as long as the person in question is a dual citizen with somewhere else. I think there’s some sort of UN treaty about not creating stateless people.

>>212329268
he is a pedophile

Terrone can pull girls, so what's your excuse?

>>212329257
India is a very diverse country with people from many races.

>>212329282
is he a sex offender?

>>212329205
he really is. i don't know what put it in my head, but as i was drifting off to sleep the other night, i remembered that part where jerry's on a plane and as it starts to taxi he looks out the window and sees kramer running alongside, then decides he must have imagined that and shakes his head in disbelief. i can't remember how or why that happens, though! i was trying to remember the context of the episode, and i drew a blank.

>>212329295
Indeed.

>>212328985
I’ve had an upset stomach all day

>>212329282
>>212329297
No i am not

Terrone is a stud who regularly has sex with fat bitches from Missouri.

>>212329240
shit...
well, in that case I've got
17
43
19
18
61
28
18
38

>>212329297
the idea of terrone having sex offends me.

Terrone I live like 30 minutes from you
do you wanna hang out

>>212329293
if i wanted to fuck whales like he does i could

can codex pajeet compel a subsaharan african to take pride in the fact that he's not an indian

>>212329338
If it makes you feel better, I consented.

Terrone is definitely a pedo 100%

>>212329240
All 5 were consensual and natural and I did not have to pay for the sex
>>212329320
And kansas

>>212329192
She stole Jamie Presley's face

indianbros can you hook me up with a girl from orissa

>>212329353
She wasn't using it.

Indianabro here.
I can hook you up with a girl from Gary.

as an indian man i want a german american wife

I would marry>>212329363
a northeastern Indian woman with pleasure. Good sir madam.

>>212329315
Sorry to hear that
>>212329152
Sounds good

>>212329353
My Name is Earl now that was a good show.

This general has the worst personalities.

>weeaboo white nationalist gay NEET twink
>overweight greasy arab pedophile geek
>bitter roastie trailer trash whore
>retarded voodoo loving cocksucker ghetto scum

I miss Icelandbro.

actually scratch that
japanbros can you hook me up with an ainu girl

>>212329405
You forgot goshie

>>212329405
>>weeaboo white nationalist gay NEET twink
das me

20
72
51
26
28
28
52
34
27

>>212329404
FAX NO PRINTER

>>212329405
>Icelandbro
What happened to him?

>>212329353
i watched ed boon on hot ones and i liked the part where he was answering a question and mid-sentence he goes, "oh my God it's actually getting hotter!"

The leaf has no proof to substantiate his claims
He just assumes im a pedophile because I dated a girl with a daughter for 3 months
If I could I would kill pedophiles with my bare hands
I think he just can't stand the fact ive had gf and have had sex with women before

>>212329425
the volcano got him

>>212329393
As a German man I do NOT want an Indian wife.

>>212329421
>72
What's GILF pussy like?

>>212329425
No idea, haven't seen him in weeks.

As an italian man i want an Irish american wife

in my language, we have a saying:
interdum necesse est anum mulcere ut mentula exsultet
which means, sometimes you gotta finger your ass to make your cock feel good

>>212329448
I wouldn't know, but her ass was pretty tight

>>212329448
a hole's a hole

>>212329456
He was here last week ago but he seems to post less frequently in /cum/ now.

>>212329405
i am one of the great intellectuals and tastemakers of this general but no one knows of me because i am content to remain anonymous

>>212329485
I was happier not knowing of your existence. You're responsible for the poor taste this general leaves in my mouth. I'm going to bash my occiput with a skillet. You should see a urologist.

>>212329484
Maybe he got a different job, I think he said he used to work night shifts.

I wear tall tees even though I'm 5'7" so my gut doesn't show

>>212329485
Seriously, caring about "personalities" is one step to the side of caring about name and tripfags
It's lame
Post, and reply. Stop caring about the people behind the posts, stop getting extraflags to identify yourselves on an anonymous imageboard

>>212329494
Lady D can get it

>>212329514
no, you wear them so it looks like a dress that can get hiked up before you get fucked in the ass

terrone is such a revolting creep, he doesn't even have one redeeming quality. not a doubt in my mind he drugs girls and then assaults them.

>>212329522
who?

Sneako endorsed Zohran Mamdani

>>212329534
retard

Say some stupid shit

>>212329533
I have photographic evidence that he does.

>>212329537
this changes everything

>>212329532
I'm a service top

>>212329533
Cope
All the girls I've had sex with i asked "do you want to have sex ?" And they all said yes
It was consensual because all 5 of them found me attractive
Yes they were chubby but it still counts

>>212329545
Fucking retards is kinda gross don't you think? Get better taste

i’ve never tried to attract or date or have sex with a woman in my life. i’ve had practice gfs online they all found me very smart and funny and charming and handsome but in my real life i am shy and badly out of practice talking to people. also my standards are probably too high, not so much in terms of looks (though i have my standards here) but in terms of personality, i don’t even know where i would find a woman i could get along with. i instantly disqualify anyone that would voluntarily use a dating app. there’s some incredibly embarrassing information about my life please don’t bully me with it

Im literally having a girl i met on hinge over this Saturday
We will eat a pizza, watch a movie, and then have sex

>>212329572
you sound like every other mentalcel on earth. it's basically rng on whether we stumble across the people we want. you will find love but only if you encounter enough new people in your life

That'll do it

>>212329588
better get two pizzas, heh...

>>212329556
yeah he's delusional too, he's the kind of guy who would literally tell a packed court room that his victims all begged him to cut their heads off and rape their corpses - and he'd genuinely believe every word of what he was saying.

absolutely positive that guy has committed many felonies. only a matter of time before he shows up in the news.

>>212329588
rapist

casual sex is a hollywood myth

got close to a girl back in high school. we never fucked but she left such an impression on me that i haven't been attracted to any other woman since

>>212329604
terrone is a sick, sick person. no doubt about that

>>212329537
What about Ja Rule? Who did he endorse?

My wife

not going to let momberg guiltrip me into wasting my sunday visiting my alzheimers ridden grandmother

happy leafday saars

>>212329638
>my attractive alzheimers ridden grandmother
I'll keep her company

>>212329624
I pray that one day terrone gets brought to justice.

FUCK I forgot to get my wife a present for leaf day

>>212329588
Im literally visiting a girl's apt tmr who was angry that I didnt sex her yesterday. When a girl likes you, she likes you ig.

>>212329661
It's never too late to gift a rake.

I'll probably remain a virgin forever because I only find 6/10+ women attractive and I refuse to have sex with any girls below that. I also don't want a girlfriend and just want a one-night stand/FWB type relationship.
It is what it is

>>212329485
That's me thougheverbeit

i'm a cornball

>>212329639
Feliz dia de la independencia Sanchez

this general needs more blogposts and normalfags

>>212329686
That's racist. He's nondescript black.

you prolly got a beige computer

This website needs to do away with the concept of blue boards and truly be free

Today's lunch

>>212329695
normalfag is right. if someone says normie you should cut down that nigger

>>212329707
prison tier

>>212329686
why yes im an LA chad

I was an all county third baseman

>>212329707
apply yourself

>>212329722
GET THE BALL BUD

>>212329639
We are the canada now saar you must celebrate by having coe shit fight with your neighbors

>>212329722
post batting average and WRC+

>>212329707
zogslop for a good little shabbos goy

>>212329718
I'm calling ICE on you right now.

funny that

It was perfectly reasonable to ban Kanye West and his songs from social media and music platforms.

You CANNOT make a song praising Nazis that is called "Nigga Heil Hitler", and not expect repercussions.

Freedom of speech, does not mean freedom from consequences.

>>>/tv/212247560
grim

a lot of the Iranian diaspora are zionist freaks

>>212329707
looks like Navy slop
>>212329743
all the MSM outlets could talk about today was how Canada Day's sole purpose is to celebrate "diversity" and then show B-reel footage of jeets being annoying

>>212329572
you sound like a relationship would be tiring of you. i think you'd enjoy the companionship and bedroom fun at first, but when things started to turn into routine, and the mental and emotional work began to take its toll, i think you'd become more exhausted than comforted. you'd wonder where your solitude had run off to, during the arguements, trying to remember the anniversary, her friends and family's names, it's pretty taxing.

anime is based because it helped me realize i'm a woman

when your government supports genocide, being a neet that doesn't pay taxes is the only ethical way to live

>>212329810
this guy fucks

>>212329798
I always said that tranime was invented as revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki to sissify the western male and turn them into jasonkin

>>212329810
he should be half cerote and half flip lol

anime is based because it has shows about giant robots and girls with big boobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4JEL2GCfyE&list=RDS4JEL2GCfyE&start_radio=1

>>212329815
that so called genocide is against brown people, so it's fine, based even

>>212328477 (OP)
The job market is so fucked right now

>>212329780
They left the country because of the Ayatollah. Makes sense they would want him gone.

>>212329844
true, but in this case it benefits jews

>>212329844
They're both brown

I need a good natured gf

>>212329846
good, that will force me to focus on drop shipping and cold calling

the leads are weak

Terrone is arab, and Muslim too. Explains a lot really. Actually it explains like 99% of him.
Not exactly a revelation, I know, but it bears repeating.

>>212329863
hi :3

>>212329846
You could make a lot of money running clandestine operations.

Saint Pepsi has the best summer vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SJG2LKGspI&list=RDv-KkP58qukM&index=2

YOU'RE WEAK

I know this is more of a boomer /pol/ comment, but...
I made the mistake of turning on the news. Is it just me or is Trump starting to sound like Frank Caliendo making fun of John Madden?

It's such a nice feeling when you are in love. I have forgotten my depression and sigma grindset shit. Def not good for gainz

>>212329906
>Frank Caliendo
literally who?

>>212329906
unc...

>>212329875
I have a feeling Terrone is a self hating jew.

Ate some Jollibee and damn near sharted myself

memba this?

>>212329846
yeah im trying to get an internship but god it's so fucking hard. i even went and got some certs but no dice. what the fuck am i supposed to do now? if i get to 25 with 0 work experience my life is done

COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS ONLY.

>>212329906
Idk who Frank Caliendo is but Trump sounds that way for 2 reasons.

1. He's retarded
2. He's from New York

>>212329678
>I also don't want a girlfriend and just want a one-night stand/FWB type relationship.
it's not unusual to want to have experience with someone before you enter a monogamous relationship

Terrone should be proud of his Arab heritage...

>>212329796
i think so too. what i really want is a youthful puppy love type romance. i don’t ever want to be married. even fucking doesn’t interest me that much

>>212329936
GIVE ME ROMA'S LEADS AND I CAN CLOSE

The worst thing Kanye West ever did is name his kid North

ramen for dinner.

its not unusUAAAAAALLL TO BE LVOED, by everyone

>>212329919
literally google it

>>212329950
FUCK YOU THAT'S MY NAME.

>>212329953
Why? North is white, pure, organic. East is dishevelled and semitic. South is swarthy and lethargic. And he can't name his kid West West.

why are blacks like this??

i am human and I need to be looooooved just like everybody else does

>>212330000
It will forever remain a mystery.

>>212329997
Ye can do anything!
>>212330000
Here he is exercising restraint.

>>212330000
we may never know

>>212330011
I wonder if he bled to death before he was tased and shot.

is getting a gf worth it when i can just lay in bed and imagine?

>>212330010
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH HOW CAN YOU SAY
I GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAY

>>212330039
[THE_RIFF.flac]

when I worked in a ghetto grocery store we had to lock the lobsters because they would get stolen every day

>>212329953
No it was making Julia Fox famous again

We must harness their rage and power; use it as a force for good, not evil.

HS onitis is playing a steam game I own again

alternative career options:
>covert political operator
>pro fantasy football manager
>podcaster
>day trade by the seat of my pants

>>212330082
give her tips

>>212330060
>ghetto grocery store
>lobsters
Americans have it good.

>>212330100
Im not good at the game

>>212329722
You never had the makings of a varsity athlete

I coulda been a contenda

>>212329774
Death to the IDF
Nigga Heil Hitler

>>212330126
>>212330126

>>212330132
5 gorillion posts early

>>212330132
Too early dude

>>212329948
You can't call yourself a national socialist and not be pro Palestinian
I am not arab however, I am of italic and greek extraction (sicilian)

bout to make a hefty deposit at the first bank of porcelain

>>212330103
i bet those lobsters were super healthy and not full of parasitic worms too lol

>>212330065
Silly Jeet,
when more than one brother approaches you, especially if there's a cell phone out, you go for the neck, elbows, knees, eyes, and genitals. Drop them fast, bottleneck them when possible, and don't stop moving until they're running and screaming.

>>212330065
he relaxed

>>212330160
you're brown

>>212330060
are you sure they weren't escaping like in a pixar movie