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Fart on my dick

>>212342188
um sexo?

What is Grouper meant to signify?

watching rasslin

I'm off work in 30 minutes then I begin my Weekend of Drinking™

This was really good. So was Matador

>>212342188
I want to touch and smell!!

raising two kids is probably easier than raising one because you can delegate the task of raising them to each other

I have to water my mom's plants like a fucking slave

100 years I could've watched the house boy water them while I sat on the porch drinking sweet tea

>>212342624
Get to work, BOY.

>>212342624
better do it now before the sun gets higher and evaporates most of what you put down
>>212342670
100 years ago you would've been working your dads fields with your 12 siblings in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere

Can’t even goon to this shit no more

>me when somebody tells a funny joke

the english language is a canvas and the word faggot is my paintbrush

>>212342897
edge for me

.

i had this whole breakfast planned out of eggs, muffins, i was gonna really treat myself hotel-style. but i dunno, i suddenly don't feel like it. i'm not even hungry, really. and rinsing out the muffin tray, scrubbing off the pan... it's just too much work for me right now. my body will just have to subsist off its own intrusive thoughts for now.

tell a funny one whydontcha

>>212342897
Bro is really gooning to chatgpt

>>212342996
Penis.

I fell asleep before I could ask momberg to get Dunkin Donuts

>>212343015

>>212343014
he's a 40(?) year old alcoholic porn and prostitute addict
are you really surprised?

>>212343111
He's 42

nothing wrong with gooning to chatgpt

Is foot kraut really in his 40s I don't believe it

Any virgin man in?

>>212343046
oh noes not your heckin donuteriniooos

>>212343174
I said that when I woke up

When I used to shower with my ex-gf I would make her turn away when it was time for me to scrub my taint and asshole. I don't know of a more graceful way of going about that

I gooned to Grok once

>>212343235
this nigga washes his asshole

>>212343235
You should have got her to scrub it for you

this nigga had a girlfriend

The trvthnvke about the amish is that they're like jews in regards to outsiders and if you hire them to do a job, they will invariably try to fuck you over

>>212343235
you're awfully shy. i always just made sure she was done with the poof first before i did mine. there was no reason, i'm kind of a germaphobe, so i was always very clean back there anyway. i just didn't want her to feel like she was scrubbing anything from my butt on herself.

>>212343260
https://youtu.be/tnzoF61hlRs

I shadowbox in the shower

It's been
one week since you gooned to me

>>212342968
You seem mad lol

i dont wash my ass its gay

>>212343235
I would always wash everything else (including her), then wash my asshole separately when I was showing alone.

New /cum/ hang out spot

>>>/adv/33303645

you have my permission to cum

chinese propaganda was beamed into my dreams last night

>>212343450
well i'll be. there it is. our haven. our sanctuary away from the world. we'll all step in, and when those doors shut, a rift in the physical fabric will shut with them. that small place will be drifting through the cosmos. we'll look out the windows and see whales swimming in the stars. people we haven't seen or thought about in years will casually walk by, say our names, give us hugs, laugh and remind us of equally distant memories. everything will be okay there, here, forever.

One day this will all be a bad memory

>>212343593
i cried when i heard that what great movie

>>212343235
Love washing my gf's asshole
Haven't had a shower with her in a long time now that in think of it

>>212343705
what movie i was just letting shit dribble from my brain

What's having a gf like
I'm a zoomer so we don't have those

>>212343388
The truth is a bitter cocktail

>>212342150 (OP)
holy shit we went through 2 full /cum/s between the time I went to bed and this morning

gotta get that covfefe goin this guy did NOT sleep well last night

>>212343791
Sucks most of the time desu the boomers talking about how they hate their wives starts to make a lot more sense once you've lived with the same woman for a long time also sex becomes increasingly boring

>>212343779
i just made it up

>>212343791
The sex is cool, but a woman basically tries to break you down in every way possible until you cease to be an individual person

>>212343857
thats my fetish

Plant status?
Watered

would you be as smart as you are right now if you believed that god is going to destroy the world?

>>212343876
is it a fetish if it's just every single day of your life for 50 years?

>>212343791
'you're a zoomer, so you don't have those'?? um, it's... fun! a lot of it is fun, because you don't know how on earth to make an excuse to see her. so you do the stupidest stuff, like you suddenly take an interest in art museaums or realize your town has a theater that puts on plays every week. restaurant bills become real and shocking and you discover you don't feel sexy after eating a big meal. you both have to poop, and she'll hide it better than you. and there are little great moments. one day you WILL both be looking and feeling sexy, and you'll do it, and again because you have the energy. some time she'll laugh at something a person ought not laugh at, and you were holding back, but when she goes, you do too. because neither of you can believe the other has that exact same sense of bad humor. you'll laugh, and hold each other and say "i love you so much". and then it'll end someday, for some stupid rotten reason. and you'll remember it. for the rest of your life.

>>212344123

does jelqing work

>>212344123
sounds gay

shall be smoking weed and setting up my wheel and pedals then playing a racing game

When I was younger, I used to think rich people had Boes sound systems, and the rest of us had Sony products. Turns out, those were just stereotypes.

Momberg excepts me to work on an empty stomach fuck you

>>212344332
yeah, just keep pulling on your willy and it'll get longer. you just gotta stretch that shit. i'm regenerating my foreskin like Tien with his arm as we speak; i just need more time.

>>212344460
Rich people will have sound systems made by boutique euro companies you've never heard of, that's how you know they're rich af. Only poor tryhards buy their shit at a store.

Being a pretentious audiophile is one of the best ways to flex on poors, buying a $25,000 gold plated audio input cable is a total slap in the face for peasants.

I actually prefer working on an empty stomach.

>>212344603
Fuck you

>>212344603
basado
I unironically feel 110% more mentally sharp on an empty stomach
the second I eat my brain power is decreasing for the rest of the day

WATCH ME WHIP
WATCH ME GET RAPED

>>212344565
you cant regenerate foreskin

Q-M3… my paternal ancestors never got cucked by Euros, and instead they were fucking on white women… I must continue their legacy and make a white girl mine

>>212344603
i don't know how guys work out after eating. i've heard the reasons, and i understand why biologically, but man, i couldn't even do yoga poses after any kind of meal. and a workout whets the appetite, too! you get so hungry after some physicality. i say do your thing, shower, then sit back with a good meal. you feel like a king on his throne.

>>212344603
Same
Just coffee and ephedrine until dindin time

Taking my kids to the local theme park that I went to as a kid
>loaded with non white foreigners

Taking my kids to the local park that I went to as a kid
>loaded with non white foreigners

Taking my kids to the local swimming hole
>loaded with non white foreigners

Taking my kids to mall
>loaded with non white foreigners

Taking my kids to a flower farm in the middle of the sticks
>loaded with non white foreigners

There is no escape.

The british truly are a despicable and evil people

>>212344746
Yes you can
You just need to open the skin at the tip and rub salamander blood in the wound daily
Your foreskin will grow back good as new

Boomers actually believed that schools were putting litterboxes in their restrooms

>>212344803
Imagine how the natives felt when your milky ilk showed up. You’re lucky we don’t march you all to Oklahoma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSDNIINcK08&list=RDoSDNIINcK08&start_radio=1

>>212344803
Mass deportations are a need, not a want

>>212344912
Suck my dick
The native americans are a dead race
They are all doing listerine shots and huffing whippets and gambling away what little money they get from the government
By the end of the century all pure ones will be completely gone
So to will the white race sadly
They get to have segregated communities of only Indians which whites are denied

Cov status?
Fefe

hello

>>212345033
They're breeding like rabbits up here actually

>>212345031
Never gonna happen
Mass importation is all we will get

I want to go home and start the weekend now
Anybody have good plans for the long weekend?

>>212345033
The way you feel about the natives is the way I feel about you. Can’t be bothered to care. Your children will have to convive with my children.

>>212345062
Not the case here
There's basically no actual 100% ones left in the united states
They are all half white/indian or 1/4th or 1/8th

>>212344902
litterboxes? you mean that stuff they use for barf? i can't remember what occasion it was, but some holiday at school they gave us candy, and i took like, a billion pieces of gum. and rather than spit it out when it lost its flavor, i just kept adding more and more until i had this disgusting piece of cow-cud in my mouth. something distracted me, and i damn-near choked on it! but fortunately my kid body was cord-pulled and ready to go, and so instead of dying gracefully at a young age, i gagged and threw up on the floor. the janitor was a nice black guy, and i apologized to him. he just shook his head and said, "you didn't mean to."

>>212345103
Sad
That'll happen to my race eventually as there are so few of us

Lovely sunrise this morning

Never paid for satellite radio for the last 2 years. Pretty cool you can keep cycling free trials

>>212345095
The post was not directed at you mr. mongrel

>>212345198
Wow
Have a blessed day, anon

>>212345103
That's only the case for the plains injuns. The southwestern tribes still have a lot of pure blood

>>212345137
I mean literal litterboxes. There was a meme going around that schools had litterboxes for otherkin students to piss and shit in

As the world suffered under the Great Depression, in a Germany still reeling from the Versailles Treaty and losing WWl, they became not only economically prosperous, but a world power under the National Socialists. It was such a remarkable transformation that Hitler was named Times Magazine man of the year in 1938. But they were mean to the jews so it is the most evil and unacceptable ideology to ever exist. We can never revisit it or say anything positive about it or take anything from it

Literally everyone ive met that claimed to be indian has had blue eyes

>>212345033
>So to will the white race

>>212345286
Wasn't that in Britain

>>So to will the white race

This perfectly describes like 90% of the cum userbase

https://files.catbox.moe/5dgf23.mp4

>>212345515
If only Serbs had fought harder

what anime is it where this gruff, military guy says, "it's time to show, or roll over."? it had to be on adult swim because i never saw any anime otherwise. i remember that one line for some reason, i must have heard it falling to sleep. but it really stuck with me

>>212345561
Why do you watch this
Why do you want me to watch this

>>212345754
It’s deep
You probably didn’t get it that’s all

>>212345797
Change your life

>>212343450
cumfart cocktails…

>dude alcohol xD
Most reddit product ever invented.

this is the shit

At your independence day celebration, remind everyone that the founders didn't let women vote and treated blacks as property and anyone who disagrees with those positions isn't allowed to celebrate independence day.

In an intercity bus right now. I now see why you guys hate public transport so much

>>212345930
So true
t. one month sober

Incredibly important post alert
pornbiz.com/post/17/the_scam_of_age_verification
Some excerpts
>“Age verification” (AV) is the requirement for online platforms to implement strict methods to verify the age of their users, in order to prevent minors from accessing adult content.
>By “strict,” we mean methods such as ID uploads, facial age estimation, credit card checks, or mobile operator verification. The allowed methods vary depending on the country.
>At face value, it may sound reasonable — even like a good idea.
>However, there are countless problems with it — many of which have been pointed out by credible observers, repeatedly.
>Note that there has never been any credible evidence that site-level AV works either (especially when done selectively, like it has), while there have been countless warnings and demonstrations that it doesn’t.

>AV is instantly and effortlessly circumvented: porn remains accessible through search engines, social media, messaging apps, file-sharing (direct and peer-to-peer), VPNs, proxies, and an astronomical number of adult sites — it’s conservative to estimate there are over a million. Some users might even be tempted to turn to the dark web to escape this wave of state overreach — though we certainly don’t recommend it.
>Not only is porn still available from all these channels — but the largest, most obvious mainstream platforms that host or link to porn are systematically exempted or spared enforcement.
That alone should make anyone question the real motivations behind these regulations. We’re told it’s about protecting children — but the sites most known and most used by children, and which host porn, are conveniently untouched?

>Furthermore, it’s only a matter of time before user databases are hacked and leaked. Even recently, huge platforms with the best technological capabilities had massive password databases leaked.

>>212346228
>What’s going on is obvious: “protecting children” is a false pretense. AV is being used to attack porn and those who watch it. It was never about children. It was always driven by anti-porn crusaders and control-obsessed ideologues.
These same people pretend to stand on a moral high ground, while lying through their teeth about their true intentions.

>Citing “child protection” is an effective tactic to silence critics. If you oppose AV — even for sound, technical reasons — you’re immediately hit with emotional blackmail and cheap outrage.

>Another “argument” we hear commonly to defend AV is: “At least we’re doing something.”
Yes — something ineffective, destructive, and stupid. Passing laws that don’t work, wasting everyone’s time, wrecking legitimate businesses and killing competition — all so some politician, bureaucrat, or activist can pose as a force for good.

>It’s an absolute joke — a placebo solution pushed by imbeciles who clearly don’t give a shit about minors.

>Device-level parental controls have existed for years, and can actually block a million sites. But politicians can’t take credit for them. So instead of empowering parents, lawmakers give them a headline and a false promise.

>Watch these pricks go on TV or social media and pat themselves on the back for “making the internet safer” — while anyone can still run a basic Google search and instantly find billions of porn images. Bold-faced liars.

>The one “good” thing about AV is that it’s a clear sign of political incompetence. If your lawmakers passed this kind of law, you can be sure they’re either corrupt, lying to you, stupid — or some combination of all three. At least it makes them easier to spot.

i don't like music in english. only 2 albums in english are on my top 25 list

>>212346276
>We agree with Meta (Facebook, Instagram), Aylo (Pornhub), and many others that the only effective solution to the problem of minors accessing porn is a systematic approach — applied at the device level, or at least at a higher layer than individual sites, such as app stores.

>There are many ways to implement AV at the device level — and there’s no question that any of them would be far more effective than site-based AV. Because they apply system-wide, device-level controls scale across all apps and browsers — not just one site at a time.

>It’s worth noting that neither Google nor Apple seem interested in implementing AV directly on their operating systems. Instead, they apparently prefer to offload the responsibility to each individual service, app, or website — separately and redundantly. But their position might change. Things are happening as we write, for example, Google just announced (July 1st, 2025), a partnership with an AV provider.

>And if some parents struggle with tech, the answer is education and support — not mass surveillance and regulatory theater.

>In reality, this is just the state outsourcing its child-protection duties to private companies, who are now expected to police everyone else’s kids

>That solution is simple: require all parents to install a parental control app — and have teachers verify its presence in school, once a year. The app could display a small icon on the home screen, making it instantly visible without needing to unlock the device.

>We believe that’s the safest, most effective, and only sane global solution. Of course, opponents will say it’s “too difficult” — as if we don’t already expect parents to do far more, like checking homework or even just cooking for them. >But then again, all reason has long since left this debate. “Child” is now a magic word that vaporizes logic the moment it’s spoken.

I don't like porn, but at the same time, I feel as if this current anti-porn crusade is being led by women. Therefore, I am against it. Any social change wrought by women is destined to be disastrous

my problem with albums in english is that i don't understand them without looking at lyrics

Mainstream (((porn))) websites being locked so 12 year olds can't see hardcore porn in two clicks on their phones is a good thing, actually.

>>212346376
>This is a textbook case of moral panic. We've seen it before — over rock music, comic books, Dungeons & Dragons, rap lyrics, and video games.

>Each time, fear was whipped up around the idea that a new form of media would corrupt “the youth.” And each time, the panic faded once it became obvious that society had not collapsed. Today’s AV push is just the latest version of that same irrational reflex.

>It says a lot about a society that will move faster to restrict the viewing of sex — a universal and natural human drive — than it will to ban depictions of torture, murder, bombings, or decapitations.

>Religions and ideologies have long exploited the universality of sexual desire to instill guilt — because guilt is a powerful tool of control.

>Some claim that porn “isn’t real sex” — but porn is simply a representation of the fantasies that exist in our societies. And fantasies often reveal far more about who we really are than the polite masks we wear in the so-called “real world.”

>The current moral panic about porn (and social media) is showing the limits of the political and media systems of the West — when even a relatively simple issue like minors accessing adult content is handled this poorly.

>We say “the system” rather than individual people, because the outcome was nearly identical in every country, regardless of political leaning.

>And by “poorly,” we mean without any rational, pragmatic approach.

>The debates were dominated by emotional appeals and pathetically flawed reasoning, delivered by ever-panicking actors — while the many logical arguments against AV were simply ignored.
>This wasn’t policymaking — it was media-fueled hysteria, where fear, outrage, and clickbait replaced evidence, expertise, and basic logic.

DIDDY INNOCENT

>>212346458
>Anti-porn activists played a central role. They’ve been trying to nuke porn for decades — and now they’ve partly succeeded.
>Their tactics relied on misrepresenting AV’s effectiveness and attacking the morality of anyone who dared to question their “protect the children” narrative.
>They pushed their agenda without the slightest accountability for blatant falsehoods — like claiming “AV works.”
>The press, far and wide, didn’t challenge any of it. Journalists let grotesque claims go unchecked — abandoning the scrutiny they claim to stand for.
>But of course — they were likely too busy with their usual political propaganda routines.
>Some even went out of their way to demonize porn sites — fabricating storylines and spreading outright lies.

>The idiocracy has won. AV is coming into force across multiple countries — many around the same time. We'll be forced to verify your age, and we already know we'll lose almost all our users in the process.

>Only a few sites like ours are being targeted, so porn will remain available everywhere else. Minors won’t be safer — just redirected to social media platforms or darker, unregulated corners of the internet.

>This is the result of an ongoing moral panic, carried by dishonest ideologues, opportunistic politicians, and a media class that thrives on fear and outrage.

>We're witnessing censorship disguised as “protection,” incompetence dressed up as virtue, and a total collapse of rational policymaking. And everyone will pay the price.

does he actually expect me to read all that shit? lol

>>212346458
>>212346426
>>212346384
>>212346376
>>212346276
>>212346228
This is you

liquor liquor

>>212346572
Chat is this real

>>212346426
Maybe parents should do their jobs of blocking those sites on the device level instead of making it everyone else problem they can't raise their kids as usual
How do you feel about many other mainstream websites used by kids daily like google, facebook, instagram, reddit, 4chan, youtube, and more not being targeted the same way, even though they can show a child porn in two clicks too?
>>212346526
pic related you illiterate syrup nigger

>>212346572
No, this is me.

>>212346572
haha get his ass

>fag shits up thread with retarded spam garbage
>gets mad when no one cares

case in point
>>212346667
>things that didn't happen

>>212346621
I think children should all be banned from the internet and then we should put an IQ test to keep out the retards

>>212346621
>Maybe parents
We live in a society.
>other websites
I don't care. I don't expect pornographic material to be perfectly limited and I don't think it should be either.

(((Porn))) is damaging to the development of children and adolescents, and to the health of adults, but "porn"/erotica has value. 4chan will not be getting an age verification, (((pornhub))) will, and that will make the world a better place.

I’d be fine with measures like criminalizing the production of pornography, but this age verification stuff feels like some Patriot Act type shit that’s going to snowball and bite everyone in the ass in time, in the vein of needing to log into your digital ID tracking system to use the Internet at all

guantanamera

>>212346772
We're just livestock to these people, never forget this. They want to monitor, track, record, study, and use every aspect of you as a commodity. You are a consumer unit to be mined for value until you are no longer profitable, then you will be discarded.
Also helpful for them to have lots of info on you personally, including sexual preferences, in case they need to assault your character or frame you for something using adjacent systems of oppression.

anyone can hire or talk to your boss to hire me?

There are millions of adolescents and young adults alive today who have had their development skewed and damaged by (((porn))) being easily accessible during their developmental years. They would not have been exposed to if it weren't as easy to access as it is, they wouldn't have looked into esoteric forums or torrents or what have you.

They only got into it because of websites like (((pornhub))) created by jews.

penis brossssss

>>212346888
yeah do you have any skills i should know about

drinking covfefe

>>212346902
i can code but my biggest skill is a learning mind

I wonder how badly porn damaged Jason's brain to turn him into the weeaboo trap lover sissy that he is today

>The Iranian National Police Command has been ordered to expel all illegal foreigners from the country, as many of them have been caught collaborating with Israel
If you wanted to kick out all the israeli collaborators in this country you would have to expel the entire senate and house of Representatives baka...

>>212346772
I'd be fine with criminalizing industrial (((porn))) but amateur stuff people used to post just for fun and exhibitionism was trad and wholesome.

I'd say ban commercial porn, but artists drawing/modeling for pay is also valid.

You literally just need an antisemitic law to single out jews. So it's hopeless for now.

>>212346753
but targeting the bigger websites like xnxx, pornhub, and the others will do nothing to stop any of that. If someone goes to xhamster and sees that they have to upload a picture of their government ID, they won't just decide to stop watching porn. They'll go to a mirror website, or a totally different porn site, or straight to those other websites you don't care about to find what they want. This will do nothing to actually make anyone safer and simply give world governments more control over their people
I can see by your posts here and remembering yours from other threads that you only care about owning the (((jews))) and whatever other FOTM 4chan opinions you get installed so I shan't be bothering with you beyond this

All my niggas nazis

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751450615900295.mp4

Eating leftover Mexican food for breakfast

kanye is banned from australia over a song

>>212346713
Yeah, nothing good ever came from children on the internet
You should be at least 16 before you're allowed to use even a heavily restricted version of it

>>212346960
You are wrong. Not having easy access will make many quit porn outright. That said, most of you are too far gone and this is more to prevent future damage.

There is no downside to restricting (((porn))), you're a retard and probably not even White. End of discussion.

My breakfast

>>212347051
what are the little things on top?

>>212347079
Vegan mushrooms

Why was the song about Judas the best song in Jesus Christ Superstar?

>>212347038
For a place that used to be a prison it's surprisingly easy to get banned from entering Australia now. They banned Molymeme from the country IIRC.

How many cavemen would it actually take to kill a trex?
I guess it could take as few as 1 if someone digs a really big hole

>>212347093
aren't mushrooms already vegan?

Corn in shit is a very terrible thing

need to kms

An all-seaweed diet so my body can’t break it down and I just shit out undigested seaweed

This is a link to a pornographic comic site that shows AI pictures of the Disney character Rapunzel getting fucked and wearing sexy pink lingerie. Watch it:
https://sexkomix2.com/comicsx_en/17934-porn-comic-rapunzel--image-set-1--scarlet-meow/

I’m on a seafood diet

Never understood how boomers will drink black coffee while eating a cheeseburger

>>212347079
these (cuz he's a fat little piggy lol)

>>212347290
Old people are from a time before ice in drinks

>>212347207
Fungi are more closely related to animals than plants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opisthokont

>>212347296
yummy

de.pornhub.com is blocked in Germany because no age verification
But the page without the de. prefix loads anyway
Very effective!!

>>212347365
And Euros call US prudes…..

>>212347258
How does that work?

>>212347410
I see food and I eat it

Idk if they’re still there since the fad has died down quite a bit, but back when I used to post to /ck/ regularly, there were lots of vegans, so I used to bait them all the time with:
>mushrooms aren’t vegan
>mushrooms aren’t plants
>mushrooms are friends, not food
gimmicks

I'm on the Ray Peat diet
I rape food and then I eat it

>>212347051
grim

>>212347431
LOL

>>212347431
heh

Vegans will starve once we’re all eating bugs

lmao

>>212342150 (OP)
What the hell is happening in the USA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfVq6qfE-C0

>>212347539
criminals are being removed from the country by force

>>212347539
Undoing Reagan’s wrongs

Powertripping ice niggas couldn’t wait to start shit so they’re all overreacting a bit right now it’ll mellow out again

>>212347539
I don’t know the facts of the case, but it’s pretty easy to imagine her acting like an uppity activist, interfering with an arrest, and assaulting an officer (as alleged), only to turn around an act all meek when she sees an opportunity for some sort of big settlement. Regardless, she should be deported.

it's 5 o'clock somewhere

Neet bros... they sold us for 30 pieces of silver

>>212347822
It’s a quarter to 5 in London

>>212347862
What does he mean by “again”

A big blow to the neet community

I’ve been working since I was 16….

When i was 13 I had to beg for work in the hole

>>212347923
How about a big blowjob for the NEET community?

Pick your choice:

Blonde Haired white girl:
Stereotype: Ditzy, fun-loving, and attention-seeking. Often portrayed as the "cheerleader" type—popular, bubbly, and sometimes naive or less intellectual.

Brown Haired white girl:
Stereotype: The "girl next door"—reliable, down-to-earth, and approachable. Often viewed as the "average" or "normal" one, blending into the background compared to flashier hair colors.

Black Haired white girl:
Stereotype: Mysterious, edgy, or alternative. Often linked to subcultures like goth, emo, or artsy types. Can be seen as intense, rebellious, or brooding.

Red Haired white girl:
Stereotype: Fiery, bold, temperamental, or uniquely alluring.

I would pick either brown or blonde and wouldn't pick red or black. How about you????????? Thank you.

>>212348031
fuck off man

>>212348031
Grok's pick:
If I had to pick based on those stereotypes, I’d probably go with brown hair—seems like the grounded, versatile vibe that doesn’t scream for attention but still has depth. Blonde’s fun but feels a bit too high-maintenance for my taste. Red and black are bold, but I’m not about that dramatic life. So I'll pick brown haired white girls.

>>212348031
These Pedowood tropes are not related to reality. Stop watching Jewish propaganda.

>>212347862
Republicans keep winning young men challenge (impossible)

Just watched a heart breaking TikTok

I just shit my pants
Considering eating it for lunch

>>212348083
There's nothing wrong with jewish people and their actions

If you visit India, you may be sexually assaulted by a zesty buck
https://youtu.be/Z66YVuD3Xh8

>>212348111
yeah trumpy is cutting medicare, medicaid and SNAP the neets here are all either going to die from illness or starve, it's a good day

>>212347862
its over...

>>212348083
I’ve met all of those women except the redhead
Plenty of smart but ditzy blondes too

>>212348193
I would pay a good amount of money to see Jason kicked off of SSI

>>212347862
how many brave young neets will an hero because of this? this administration has blood on its hands

>>212348041

>>212348193
>and SNAP

35 is young

>>212348041
picture

might filter a certain flag from outside the cum zone

>>212348193
No it was something actually sad

Drumpf is gonna have the blood of thousands of NEETS and Troons in his hands
The country will miss them

>>212348324
>SNAP
Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP = food stamps)

>>212347324
so what

>>212348370
>Drumpf is gonna have the blood of thousands of NEETS and Troons in his hands
and nothing of value was lost

>>212348352
i hope you are not going to filter mine

feel like the vast majority of welfare recipients are gangbanging hood niggas and black baby mamas not 35 yo gamers

>>212348403
Who’s gonna shit up the internet and make video games unplayable now??

We’re #1!

>>212348370
I really don’t get it. People like Jason and Terrone were complaining about immigrants, saying they were stealing all their low-income jobs, and now that they actually have to work, they’re complaining again? They’re like that ex who dumped you and now desperately wants to get back together. THEY JUST CAN’T MAKE UP THEIR FUCKING MINDS!!!! I guess we can logically conclude that these two are bums who’ve been fighting each other so long and so hard they don’t even know what the FUCK they’re doing. Do you get that????? THANK YOU!!!!!!!

>>212348420
no, already had to filter it
insane levels of spam

>>212347862
I'm voting blue next year.

>>212342188
this post is just gross. you are basically a scat fetishist

what porn addiction does to a nigga

>>212348503
>already had to filter it
then how did you see my post?

never voted
never will

>>212348515
basedon

>>212348545
Faggot

who will keep /cum/ bumped if you kill us neets

tik tok neetcels

>>212348545
Too old for you goshy?

>>212348515
You are spiritually a nigger

It boggles my mind how a 35 year old can like kiddie shit like videogames

We needed those NEETs slaving away yesterday

deport 10 million aliens and i don't care what else happens

>>212348643
i dont care how many have to die, get those spoiled young brats in the coal mines and their wages sent to the old fucks YESTERDAY!!!!!

>>212348575
Don't say based, say epic or epic for the win.
>>212348603
America is evil and murders children and took my foreskin and didn't give me a gf.

I will get a job if I have to, whatever, but that will only make me angrier and more invested in the destruction of this country. It's better for the regime to give me UBI and keep me docile.

>>212348666
So true

>>212348662
Aliens aren't real, are you perhaps using an outdated and dehumanizing terminology for undocumented immigrants?

refuse to believe we're in a timeline where trump forces jasonkin to get a job

>>212348712
no i'm not, because i considered the documented ones aliens too

>>212348662
I talked to this American guy that told me H1Bs are getting rejected left and right now in favor of white men. Good thing I'm rich and have EU citizenship so I'm just gonna buy the Trump card. Have a terrific day!!!!!!!!!!

>>212348725
Get a job or the HRT stops!

>>212348736
Aliens aren't real and documented immigrants may as well be blooded citizens or not at all, would you like me to call you an alien since you're descended from both undocumented and documented immigrants?

If I have to work, I'd rather work in China.

If China occupied the US like red dawn and tens of millions of cute girls I'd happily work in a mine or factory or whatever.

>>212348746
https://trumpcard.gov/

>>212348725
got what I voted for award

I’m a Permanent Resident Alien and not a citizen

Yeahy nigguh I hope u feelin my flow

>>212348824
Why don't Mexicans take their margheritas with ICE?????????????

>>212348850
I’m not Latinx

>i‘m gay
Biden was so real for that

Im on medicaid because no one will hire me

I know a guy in NYC who voted for Trump and Mamdani

The military pays for my health insurance

>>212348953
based shit stirrer

BABY'S ON FIRE BETTER THROW HER IN THE WATER

>>212348920
Same also very funny that no one on this board thinks we have "free" healthcare

>trumpy

>>212349047
not for much longer thanks to the alaskans

>>212348953
that's not strange

there are articles written about this phenomenon

Streamer MauriNNW went viral after discovering a Durag in NBA 2K costs more than it does in real life

i remember being a kid going to best buy and they’d have the tvs split screen showing old graphics vs new graphics and that shit always looked exactly the same

Kind of funny watching the same people who say sex work is real work getting mad at the diddy trial because multiple women said that they did it for money which is what got him off on most the charges

it would be crazy if capital one could send over a couple of goons to beat you up if you didn't pay your credit card bill

sex work is real work and i dont care about some negro trial drama

feeling suspiciously gay today

>>212342150 (OP)
I hate my family


My dad
>He is a felon because he committed fraud
>He gave out loans people couldn't pay back so he could steal their property
>Now he is a fat slob who lives rent free in his girlfriend's apt
>Every dollar he receives from other people gets spent on strippers and alcohol


My mom
>Dead

My aunt
>A washed up whore
>Former Coke head
>Her husband left her for a girl who was 32 when she turned 50
>Cries to me about her life sucks

I just hate my family I can't chose family but I can choose to deal with them

>>212349391
are you... there i say... /our fag/?

>>212349443
only for you

>>212349459
i will fuck you so good you are gonna cry tears of joy

whenever i go into a place of business i look around for the least mid employee and consider if i had to work there and develop a crush on her how grim would it be

>>212349954
The only girl at my work is a fat ghetto rican who smells like a wet dog who rolled in an ash tray
I'd fuck her

So this is why americans need AC...

>>212349718
hot....

>>212350203
Homosexual

>>212350137
fat people yes
they would rather be lied to than hear honesty

>>212348435
welfare isn't a thing anymore, all you foreignerfaggots love talking about that shit

>>212348485
You’re telling me when you import millions of people that house prices go up? WOW….

It’s cupola covfefe time

how many more days for christmas? cant wait

>>212350137
how do you even gain weight in japan

>>212349443
>there i say
Cute ESL moment

>>212351239
They have a lot of processed shit there as well, but the native >>212351239
Japanese just have healthier eating habits

Scandinavians be like
>would you like to hear a funny yolk

That coffee shop girl again!
>head into cafe on one day
>any other girl at the register takes my order, says food is out on the online orders table
>head into cafe on another day
>this one girl at the register asked for my name and brought the food to me
>the food also always has extra sides when she brings it
?????

>>212351444
what are we to do with this information
you've already connected the dots anon

Women's suffrage is why full time jobs don't pay a living wage anymore

Women really nagged tooth and nail for the right to throw their life away to get screamed over the phone by angry boomers in an office for 40 hours a week instead of cooking food and playing with babies at home all day.

I support the IDF and the people of Israel

>>212351492
no i don't understand what i'm supposed to do with this, i order coffee and sandwiches there

How about the GuyDF

>>212351536
small talk man
hey how's your day been/how's the shift going/whatever
if she reciprocates, she likes you
if she one-words you or doesn't seem interested, she doesn't

>>212351444
okay

>>212351559
More likely "mossad donated 7 figures to getting me reelected"

>>212351559
They should nuke each other off the face of the earth

>>212351559
remember how bibi had audio of bill clinton having phone sex with monica lewinsy

>>212351588
thanks i'll do my best

>>212351444
report her for doing her job poorly

>>212351876
half of socializing is body language
if she's smiling at you and making eye contact you'll be good anon

Did someone say SEX?!
Post SEX
post sexual things for straight males!!

post penises for gay me

>>212351937

>>212351991
please tell me there's more of this

>>212351444
>>the food also always has extra sides when she brings it
that's theft report her ass

>>212351991
this is only hot if she has a penis

>>212352225
>>212352225
>>212352225
new stop holding your posts