Thread 212362417

another Sir Clive thread

bhible welsh

yall ever seen a clit

DID SOMEBODY JUST COME INTO THE RESTURANT AND ORDER A SANDWICH AAAAAAAAAAH

Nirrti's the hag for me.

itty bitty clitty committee ;)

welshlad

>>212362478
Low quality post

Corr....

>>212362444
I knew /brit/ would appreciate that line. I genuinely thought of it on the fly while typing that post. It's mad that some of the greatest writers of our generation put our talents to a website where the posts die.

Severence s01 was decent but any mystery show that goes on too long will get shit

huddersfield

would LOVE to cuddle Jenna Ortega

Need to find a new gimmick but I'm getting writers block.

How about I pretend I have autism?

Got called a racist on reddit again.

How about I pretend to be a shagger

>>212362565
how about you pretend you don't have autism when you clearly do

>>212362600
imitate Liam Gallagher

when are they opening up the suicide pods?

>>212362601
*holds aggressive eye contact*
*orders a peroni in a brash manner*

Truth nuke.

Josh from Lincoln

Somebody pooed
How crude
Very rude

>>212362676
Maybe my gimmick could be rhymes haha

Americans are addicted to sugar

>>212362724
pure satire

>>212362724
How does this affect you tho?

Mad how people can detect my autism through the internet

>>212362724
The technological revolution and its consequences have been a disaster

>>212362758
why do you care about anon posting it? doesn't affect you :)

west side ride or die nigga

>>212362724
thanks for sharing

>>212362724
wonder if this person was bullied too much or not enough at school

>>212362715
your mom’s addicted to my sugar

>>212362724
>>212362813
>>212362819
Sickening freaks

>>212362819
what’s that round her neck

>>212362773
Its mental how if youre autistic you're literally despised by normies

freakazoid hours is it

>>212362838
ruby caught in the crossfire lmao

wish i could destroy my enemies

>>212362724
>>212362813
>>212362819
>>212362830
The asylums need reopening

>>212362845
normies are just npcs and you can kill them and loot them for stuff

Spaino at a drug-fueled degenerate orgy: "You call *this* a freak-off?!"

The current binge
https://www.youtube.com/@TheMissingEnigma

>>212362867
Do you have enemies?

>>212362845
That is true

Genuinely lads, what has went on with Rachael Reeves?

yeah got a nappy folder no big deal

Tranny freak hours is it?

>>212362893
yea, personal hygiene and vegetables

>>212362889
love this nigga just films his hikes and then talks about a disappearance for a bit lol

>>212362898
Fuck knows if it isnt something traumatic in her personal life she needs to resign

the key to happiness is realizing normgroids are hardly sentient and nothing they think or do matters. the jews are right, goyim are generally cattle

>>212362875
Truth be told, life is a game between the 10% of thinkers using the other 90% to throw at the other team
And some of that 10% sadly concern themselves with what the masses 'think' about things

>>212362893
yea they are all in these threads

>>212362898
Genuinely mate, I don't fucking care. Get a better hobby.

my gf is into nappy play l find it disgusting

>>212362417 (OP)
>On a train
>Holding hands with my Japanese girlfriend
>Browsing /pol/ on my phone with the other hand
>smug_chud_face.jpg

>>212362928
Yeah very comfy

>>212362898
This is what I look like everyday

ffs spaedo stop spamming that horrible stuff

>>212363004
Sick of all the racemixing in the west so you decided to fly to nippon to do so there, yeah?

>>212363059
it's ok when we do it

eating pot nodle

>>212363004
面白いでも*歩き去る*

In my room plotting to overthrow the pozzed globohomo Jews

miss 2010-15 politics desu
Cameron and Miliband
kino

>>212363117
ktim

>>212363117
That's 1 way to get on Mossads naughty list

we not only saved the world- saved the banks...

>>212362898
She needs a good shagging.

There are so many books i want to read but are too lazy to do so

there'll be times when my crimes
will seem almost unforgivable
I give in to sin
because you have to make this life livable

>>212363149
start with this one called 'The International Jew'

just remembered when I was on wicked speedwanking benders months ago the images and various shapes of things would start to look like stills of porn vids. id be browsing 4chan and the catalog vignettes would look like porn stills despite them being totally different stuff when i'd hover and expand the image. when i'd blink my eyes there was porn stills ingrained inside my eyelids.

>>212363120
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

tonight on
netflix
ricky gervais saying the unsayable

>>212363120
ed balls

>>212363175
The unsayable be like 'God isn't real lol'

>>212362500
that's the /brit/ MO

According to well reputed political analyst Steven Kenneth Bonnel II, the close relationship between the United States of America and the State of Israel is organic and makes the most sense out of any partnership because of their shared values.

Both respect ethnic and minority rights (Ethiopian Jews and African-Americans are both well integrated members of society).
Both respect sexual diversity (Tel Aviv has LGBT pride parades).
Both respect the Rule of Law and value democracy.

This is why America and Israel have such a closely knit relationship unlike say Lebanon or any other Middle Eastern state.

Find it mental that literally no one supports the state.

Rorkes hate it for obvious reasons
Leftypols hate it cause it’s not magically making everything better
Wogs hate it
The youth hate it
Benefits scoungers and scum complain it isn’t giving them enough

It virtually has no legitimacy

>>212363226
did he read that all on wikipedia between his sexual extortion trials?

>>212363226
>Both respect ethnic and minority rights (Ethiopian Jews and African-Americans are both well integrated members of society).
Israel is an apartheid state.
>Both respect sexual diversity (Tel Aviv has LGBT pride parades).
Gay marriage is not legal in Israel
>Both respect the Rule of Law and value democracy.
Israel has shown flagrant disregard for international law

>>212363236
Leftypol supports the state and it's complete strangle hold over society, he constantly harps on about how they should take all the money from upper classes as well

>>212363236
i support united mate
dads team innit

If they made a top trumps card for me it would have 99 in curry farts

>>212363226
Coincidentally the US also aligns entirely with Israel's foreign policy aims regarding the strategies of Oded Yinon and the authors of A Clean Break, both of which call for complete destruction of all of their neighbours so that Israel can step into the resulting power void in the region
>>212363236
Legitimacy from aliens is no legitimacy at all. And to concur with the other reply, leftypol draws his entire livelihood, and the fact he is still alive, from the state. They scarcely breathe in any given direction without the state's direct sanction.
(Perhaps the single exception is Israel, but the left only hates Israel so much because they see them as White colonialists)

Too many fucking runts kicking about here nowadays

Listening to that new podcast about a Russian attack on the UK, quite interesting if I'm being honest.

>>212363425
russians don't need to get their hands dirty
just use the pakis that are already there

>>212363226
>respect ethnic and minority rights
israel literally sterilized black jews l0l

>>212363376
> Legitimacy from aliens is no legitimacy at all.
UK is doing fine so far.

>>212363399
not me though i'm hard as nails

>>212363447
Any time Russians have tried to use internal division for an enemy country it’s failed tbph. They couldn’t get any headway with American Blacks in the 20rh century and that was a much more volatile period.

>>212363236
social contracts broken innit senpai

>>212363509
we are in a more volatile period

Heathermong unmasked

>>212363509
nigga
look at the US today

>>212363376
>>212363485

>>212363485
Illegitimate regimes often hold temporary rule over a land.

Guys the Polish neighbours are *still* shouting.

society is doomed

>>212363571
The monarchy has been inert in most worthwhile matters since parliament subsumed their role after Charles. Now the state has dispersed its authority through various plausible and proxied means (and the rest of the West has followed suit, as with developments in technology or diplomacy).

>>212363535
No? Touch grass

>>212362505
>>212362480
big fan

You don’t hear about ISIS anymore

why did saul randomly give himself up for the rest of his life

>>212363648
open your eyes

>>212363663
trump beat them

>>212363571
kwab

Goodnight guys x

>>212363663
Why would you? They accomplished their job, and the op has been reined in.

>>212363688
gn

>>212363680
Touch grass you terminally online tard

The 26 MPs that voted against proscribing Palestine Action:

Labour:
- Diane Abbott
- Tahir Ali
- Richard Burgeon
- Ian Bryne
- Imran Hussain
- Kim Johnson
- Clive Lewis
- Grahame Morris
- Nadia Whittome

Lib Dems:
- Andrew George
- Tom Gordon
- Tessa Munt
- Manuela Perteghella
- Dr Al Pinkerton
- Luke Taylor

Greens:
- Siân Berry
- Carla Denyer
- Ellie Chowns
- Adrian Ramsay

Independent:
- Zarah Sultana
- Shockat Adam
- Apsana Begum
- Jeremy Corbyn
- John McDonnell
- Adnan Hussain

SDLP:
- Colum Eastwood

>>212363715
touched more grass than you ever will in your life and even i'm not that blind

>>212363717
>Colum Eastward

>>212363717
OOOH JEREMY CORBYN

>>212363582
what are poles like in ireland
what are they shouting about

starting to think this aussie faggot posting destiny isn't being ironic

>>212362167
desu i think you are subhuman cancer and should be killed senpai

>>212363535
based retard
unless you live in an american city it's not true

>>212363747
>i’m not that blind
yes you are
>>212363754
no I don’t think the sociopolitical climate in the west is as bad as blacks in late 20th century usa fighting for basic rights

>>212363841
i live in france, dickhead
it is volatile here
it is volatile in the uk as well

>>212363845
>blacks in late 20th century usa fighting for basic rights
ok so you're taking the piss now

it's pure satire dee lads

>>212363861
lel no that's just what social media makes you think

>>212363900
guess those protests and riots footage were AI generated

>>212363939
Every condemnable action you've ever seen was now generated by AI.

>>212363969
my main concern about it desu

woke up in tolerable mood, not terrible but not great either

Get the horribly deformed pugs bred

>>212363660
Goa'uld know a kinky slag when they see one.

>>212363964
right about how christianity set the civilised world back a 1000 years

>>212363875
My original point was about how russians stirring up dissidents usually fails and why, and yes, they had much more incentive to get riled up as the era was much more volatile

>>212363680
, I see
your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

>>212364000
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun

>>212364052
now they can send refugees and agitate muslims
you're completely outdated

>>212364026
give it a rest brick

>>212364026
Is it yeah?

>>212364070
and i'm not even talking about the cyber stuff
the 20th century was 30 years ago

Honestly sad how retarded and uneducated the majority of /brit/ are about Christianity since they're all hedonistic atheists

>>212364092
>hedonistic
stop using that word

>>212364052
>they had much more incentive to get riled up as the era was much more volatile
Tends to happen when the state wants a legislative change and their Ford Foundation goons are funding riots on your behalf
Get a clue ya fuckin drongo

>>212364070
refugees are from the us and only from the us

>>212364092
people know more than you think there's just no point arguing with retards

>>212364109
Just don't be a hedonist then

>>212364112
we're done, you don't know shit

Insatiable materialists

>>212364084
oh so a balding monk was twying weally hard to copy down jew myths stolen from zoroastian and asiatic religions down on a scroll from a marshy shithole and im suddenly meant to be swayed by this?

castrate and crucify.

case in point

>>212364120
hedonism is good

>>212363717
imagine caring about a strip of land on the other side of the world

>>212364146
404 Clue Not Found

so yeah it was just a coincidence that rome collapsed as soon as it embraced the jew religion
(despite FOR MILLENIA welcoming all sorts of foreign relgions from egyptian to greek)

>>212364174
Get a clue

>>212364191
>as soon as
retard pseud

>>212364196
learn what it is first, then you'll critique it
plastic christian

The internet, and media fragmentation in general, has built a society in which the baseline expectation is that your every passing thought will be validated and that anyone who challenges you is some of kind of bad actor. Left, right, and center - you see the same tic taking hold everywhere.

>>212364146
It's mainly that philosophy was kept alive in the west

kek this zoomer christcuck is seething
>oh youre not a christian? u must be le atheist PWNED
>also, heres a reddit screenshot of a 10 year old greentext i made on /his/ about a totally hecking true story of a monks stuggle in mediaevel europe! (BTW IGNORE *WHY* LE EVIL VIKINGS WOULD TRY AND ENSLAVE AND MURDER THIS RANDOM MONK --- CLUE GAINED: COS HE WAS A JEW-RELIGION SPREADING WEIRDO PERHAPS?? -- HMMM)

>>212364172
how is that funny

Got my 15k steps in

Activeee

>u must vorsheep ze jew- er i mean chrizteen faiv, yeths?
>rome didnt fall cos of zee christeen relgion but if eet deed den eeet dezerved eet

>>212364235
>>212364288
Not sure why you're getting so upset, lil nigga

It's just a big joke to you guys isn't it, having a big old laugh OH OH HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212364312
He's an atheist

my pants are niggas backwards, saggin

Western civilization really do be doing fuck all for shy of around 1000 years and the end of it coincides with the collapse of the church-state.

Feel free to pull this apart by telling me how one european nation had very progressive values where they allowed other denominations to vote and invented the water-wheel.

I'll listen to it. I believe you. It's not "wrong", it just sounds like the kind of reductive and pedantic that comes from someone wearing a trillby and drinking $14 whiskey out of a plastic cup. It sounds highly specific and missing the larger trend where a chunk of time just gets collectively referred to as "the end of times".

dont care about christianity

it set europe back 1000s of years

Might get some kind of jap or korean film on. Maybe that hongkong one Fallen Angels even

>>212364338
Nothing you just posted is historically accurate.
>Western civilization really do be doing fuck all for shy of around 1000 years
Not even remotely true.

You know what I like? No, GUESS! *I* like when you're about to fall asleep and you start seeing your dreams form but you're not really asleep yet. Last night I saw a sassy black lady doing some kind of yogurt commercial kind of dance, shit woke my ass up boy! Damn, fatass yoplait bitch with a spoon?

>>212364369
Feel free to knock it down. It shouldn't be hard

>>212364353
this is so retarded if you have the slightest bit of knowledge of European history. I'm not a Christian but that blanket statement is beyond uneducated

>>212364355
get the chungking express on

>>212363939
the point isn't that you didn't see the protests and riots, that it's been exacerbated and pushed in your face
remember watching the protests and riots back then when it was really volatile? no? because internet and smart phones weren't a thing yet
dummy

I know.

caused the fall of rome (european civ)

i just dont care about them

glad they are losing ground

>>212364380
Exactly when was Western Civilization doing fuck all for 1,000 years?

Ate something bad a few days ago. Can't go out of the house cause I keep having to run to the toilet and changing my underpants due to excessive farts and odour

>>212364392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6acks-wQ1w

>>212364416
The "dark ages"

i just dont care
the only thing christianity invented was the time machine; for they set us back 1000s of years

The Middle Ages weren’t as backward as people make them out to be. I’d argue people in 1200 AD were more civilized than the Roman Empire in 100 AD.

>>212364338
Gutenberg invented his press prior to whenever you think that period was and immediately began a run of bibles.

>>212364353
You're a bit of a mong, sorry. It's not that you 'don't care', but non-controversial statements clearly get you very emotional for whatever reason.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/18/millennium-old-monks-manuscripts-return-to-ireland-for-exhibition
>After much of Ireland converted to Christianity, its monasteries became centres of learning that produced and replicated academic and religious manuscripts, including the oldest surviving copy of Etymologiae, an encyclopedia of the origin of words that has been called antiquity’s internet.
That is a little more than just 'le jew / Persian religious nonsense', as if such material isn't already a significant piece of ancient history worth recording.

Seeing how Carl Jung was a genius now, but #1 freemason. #2 bought his book on Jesus and the self and there's a whole lot of what appears to be babble in it.

OH MY GOD (PBUH) JOSEPH HAD A HECKING FABULOUS ROBE AND SO HIS BROTHERS SOLD HIM INTO SLAVERY
THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED
PRAISE THE JEW--- ER I MEAN PRAISE CHRIST

might go out and buy alcohol for some wayward teenagers

>>212364460
I don't know what that's supposed to prove

>it taught millions of people to read
If I want to teach a farmer with an IQ of 83 how to read, I'd probably start with Mary Had a Little Lamb and not a 1000 page ancient scripture that's been translated through 3 dead languages.

people who make custom faces for commander shepard in mass effect should be punched in the sternum

>>212364415
Literally who

>>212364512
though i agree, it does make you sound a bit gay for sheploo

>Nose ring
>Tattoo on her arm
>Religious Trauma and wants to leave the church
>Latina

There's no chance this girl is sane, right?

>>212364525
yeah but the custom faces all look plasticy and hideous, i also enjoy the default femshep, i like to call her "frecklebeast"

>>212364512
reddit ah post

>>212364533
>Latina
>Sane
Nope

>>212364518
christians

their whole slave morality is why europe is fucked

they set us backs 1000s of years then during the "renaissance" they insisted upon european white guilt

disgusting religion

hitler was the last caesar

Christ farts being decimated by these truth nukes

>>212364550
bit gay

>>212364539
>femshep
ah, you're one of those...

>>212364561
zog help them! er i mean god!

>>212364490
>Try a good faith effort and you just spam more unfunny memespeak as though I said anything about worshipping jews or whatever

>>212364504
>What is the invention of the press supposed to prove re: the point thay Christian Europe never did anything?

Damn, there are some advanced brain worms in the posters of late-night /brit/.

>>212364556
hitler fucked it big time
Napoléon was the last ceasar

>>212364566
only for renegade playthroughs, the voice actress sounds proper menacing like

>>212364556
>How much will I cope to keep from saying 'jews did this to my people'?
You have a long struggle ahead friend. Good luck.

>>212364497
'

get the disabled raped

>>212364392
Going to watch this hope it's kino

The rise of Britain followed the rise of Christianity and the fall of Britain mirrors the decline of Christianity. How can you be this dull?

>>212364609
They're children

>>212364618
Good natured and ignorant like children, and also terrified of angering the adults.

“The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untried.”
― G.K. Chesterton

signed up to be a test subject in some clinical trial, need the dosh

>>212364609
at the expense of rome you fucking mong
VGH THE IMPERIUM OF BLACKPVVL TOWVR
AS MIGHTY AS TRAJANS COLUMN VGH CHRISTIAN CIVILISATION SO GRATEFUL THAT MICHELANGELO LITERALLY INVENTED DORIC ARCTICTURE AND TOTALLY INVENTED SCULPTURE FOR LE VERY FIRST TIMNE

>>212364584
does it make you feel like a powerful woman?
got things to tell us, brucie?

or should i say, brucette?

>>212364609
There are a lot of retards here who really just want to spar from emotion. This place is apparently not really any different for them than Twitter, Reddit or TikTok.

Globohomo 2025: this sucks
Globohomo 25 AD: VGH TRAD RVMAN SODOMY

Bring back the death penalty but only for people on Universal Credit, PIP or state pension.

A death lottery if you will. Just execute 1 a week live on TV and you'll see all the bullshitters stop claiming immediately.

>>212364652
no i just like watching a powerful woman who could bully me senseless

>>212364652
>>212364658
Second night in a row you're pulling these transition jokes and it makes me worry for you, Frenchie

>>212364633

Oh look, it's one of those shitty stupid "simple reversal" aphorisms from that fat caped idiot Chesterton who has nothing worth liking about him, the one with the bad teeth. The one with a bunch of idiot fans.

>>212364571
Okay deboonked.

The binble is connected to the printing press in some way. Meaning it shows up in the same time and the same place. Which is "europe" over the course of 1000 years.

I'll have to brush up on 1000 years of knowledge before I really take you to task on this, but I stand by the statement that it sounds "reductive" like a 2009 redditor saying America is a fascist religious theocracy because Chick-Fil-A closes their privately owned business on sundays.

>>212364633
Millions of words have been written criticizing Christianity or criticizing Christians, but without Christianity the world would still be stuck in the dark ages.

>>212364672
ah yes
priests, known for not noncing and sodomy LOL
romans castrated poofs and jews alike

“If there were no God, there would be no atheists.”
― G.K. Chesterton

the roman empire mentioned
might rewatch some dovahhatty videos

>>212364691
or should you say... Frenchette

This is what you want to talk about during the final days of /brit/?

Copernicus, Bruno and Galileo lived in the Early Modern Period, not the Middle Ages. Religion vs science didn’t exist until those guys came about.

>>212364649
Oh dear, the patient is terminal with incurable virginity, nurse. Thoughts and prayers.

>>212364690
ever thought of going to a convention cosplaying as a batarian?

>>212364699
in ancient rome they had bookshops and paid scribes who copied as much as the printing press of its day
you do realise christianity didnt invent writing, right?

I'm so tired of eating the same bland food every day

>>212364699
No clue what you're nattering on about now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_technology

Go read through this page until you come to terms with what a massive retard you are.

Civilization peaked in 1990, rome was gay, Christ is Lord, God bless America

>>212364713
candace?!?

>>212364741
Put me in the Pumhart von Steyr and fire me at Tel Aviv

Clive Warren

>>212364750
of course not, you know she necked herself long ago

Evening team.

Been playing more of Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories. I beat Monstro. It's an okay game. The card aspect isn't too bad but it isn't great either. Story is decent though. Worlds are very limited and are basically just randomly generated rooms. So far I'd give it a 6/10, or maybe a 5/10.

I did some more drawing too.

I started watching Digimon Adventures 1999. Very nostalgic. Watched 4 episodes so far and I'm enjoying it. I also watched another episode of A Certain Magical Index. It's okay.

>>212364606
it is
i rate it higher than fallen angels

Oh my fauci is that a statue of a juicy trad twink!? Call Evola the brown

>>212364765
jeez you haven’t killed yourself yet?
what are you waiting for honestly

"mediaeval technology"
aka shit the ancient world already invented and then was lost cos christfags were (and STILL ARE) adament about le judgment day is ANY day now...just 2 more weeks!

>>212364741
What did he say I can't read.

I don't know if it's heresey, but it sounds like his brain got all limey during that one way trip to india up near the arctic circle and then directly back that took 17 months.

>>212364795
Nigger can you only express yourself in 2020s memes? Do you think in soyjaks and speak in quote tweets?

>>212364556
It was Theodoric, who killed boethius, who set Europe back 800 years

>>212364832
you cant even greentex you utter spastic
didnt even warrant a (you) on your other post

>>212364795
shut up spaki

>>212364826
>>212364844
Now they're barely even legible.

Was I just tricked into arguing with bots?

Lil Tiberius would get fucked up

>>212364735
What's life like in Russia during the war?

Im coming to scotland soon and all UK base>>212364844
d jewtubers do is whinge about how the country is collapsing
Is it really that bad?

>>212364735
sovl

>>212364793
My life is alright actually

>>212364765
ywnbaw

>>212364745
america is gayer than rome ever was

>>212364872
No it's actually far worse

no arguments
just...
>le talk in 2020 memes!
>spaki!
>nigger!

talk about something else holy shit christian zoom zooms are fucking annoying

>>212364887
The argument was here >>212364460
You've just been spamming random memespeak in response because you are clearly severely mentally handicapped, and probably cannot read that post or refute it. Now please stop pretending to be a Pagan.

>>212364859
nothing greek fire couldnt sort
also, a pilum right through that slit would sort the cunt out EZ
:)

>>212364887
Imagine inceling this hard that's you're crying about the fall of an empire that ceased to exist 1500 years ago lmao oh my days.

>>212364911
Funny thing is, I never claimed to even be Christian (nor did I start the argument). You just ran with it because you are retarded.

I wish you a pleasant evening

lads its a fucking bot lol

sweatie when are you getting a job

>>212364939
Same to you lad. Sleep well. Cutie.

>>212364949
In this economy?

>>212364913
not reading the guardian
>oy vey he notta readin muh guardian!
yes cos i have aryan green eyes with yours being the brown of christenDOM

Is there any solid consensus on when people started accepting that the earth revolved around the sun

Because the bible plainly states right at the beginning that the earth is flat, and saying otherwise would continue being heresy for a few thousand years, but every person that was smart enough to use a protractor basically understood that there were ways to measure and prove or disprove this.
There's a very observant individual from the pre-indo-european era that noticed that ships disappear over the horizon on a clear day when they go far enough.

>>212364970
they pretend
they do not
see
it
>>212364474

>>212364966
>I cannot read
Yes I know. Now back to X you go.

British boys are so polite in real life and cute.

>>212365008
>>212365008
>>212365008

>>212364986
i accept your concession, dinosaur feet

>>212364999
freak

>>212365015
Bit early you cunt.

>>212364999
:3

bumping to 310

bump

the new

cba kinda regret this

Polish feels sweet you

the last