once again being assaulted by the urge to penetrate a vagina with my penis
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>>212365084 (OP)
>El Jefe

I feel like /cum/ forcing vulnerable minorities to make our threads is really inappropriate, we're flexing our privilege in their face.

Fuck you. Make cold calls

Where'd you learn your trade you stupid fuckin CUNT

>brazilian OP on /cum/
now i've seen everything

>>212365144
diabolical

Hiya toots

>>212365138
You mom, I give good head

just had my entire skull crushed by a pallet of cinderblocks and my entire body degloved by an industrial machine and so I can't come in to work today

>>212365169
OK but we're docking you a vacation day and we will need a doctor's note sorry we don't cover the fee for the note

i miss that ace of spades game you could play in browser
playing with /v/ was good times

>>212365183
i was just over on wsg and they have a different use for the ace of spades

Every thrill is gone

Can a cuck be promoted to a bull if he works hard enough

>>212365193
on the wallpaper general?

>>212365193
pray tell

you're not on the guest list, OK?

Brazil is this true

>>212365207
no, fellow cuck we're on the cuck chair 5eva

>>212365215
>>212365216
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751045787090954.webm

>>212365225
I knew a black guy named dollar.

Slept most of the day today.

>>212365241
was his last name Menu?

>>212365222
Sanpaku

>>212365236
that's the queen of spades doever

>>212365263
No it was general

>>212365225
@grok is this true?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751510319241916.webm

>>212365225
>Naruto Inuyasha Kagome DA SILVA

>>212365300
h-hot...

i may lose my virginity in a hotel saturday night

>>212365292
sheeeeeeeeeeeit

We can’t fix society

>>212365300
GROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>212365340
To Chris Chan????

Cheeseburger, Pizza, ______

>>212365357
poop

>>212365357
pineapple pen

>>212365351
chrischan boggie2888 dream 3 way

you may not like it but this is what peak zillennial humour looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM&list=RDCt6BUPvE2sM&start_radio=1

really craving mcdonalds for some reason

i'm on 12 vicodin smokin scooby doo dick

>>212365084 (OP)
stop being addicted to porn

>>212365429
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>212365429
You first.

lets hope i can get a job in the united states since i know english

>>212365450
We are full.

>>212365390
cuz u fat, nigguh

>>212365457
no one said anything about going to the united states

>>212365317
dreadful

>>212365459
My BMI puts me in underweight(just barely thoughever)

.

i like steven universe, i think it's wholesome, i never watched the full thing though maybe i should

>>212365466
Bruh you live in NEW ZEALAND

>>212365450
Now is not the time for you to come here, friendo.

Has anyone had a sinus infection before? How was it?

posted it again

>>212365493
bad

>>212365487
i do, whats that got to do with anything?

Tfw I have a 25 bmi even though I have a 30 inch waist

My life would be 2 billion times better if I were born in Switzerland

SHE WAS A SK8ER GIRL
HE SAID CYA L8R GOIRL
SHE WASN'T GOOD ENUFF 4 HIM

>>212365504
how about you have a salad for once in your life, lardass

I've decided to take out all my frustrations and inadequecies out on society
It was a tough decision to make that took a lot of maturity on my party, but it's the right call
Don't hate the player, hate the game cummies

>>212365501
can I live my myth in New Zealand?

diagnosis? FAST AIDS.

>>212365525
>Slow cooked aids, $30

>>212365523
sure, what is your myth? its a pretty diverse cunt (no not in that way)

>>212365539
>what is your myth?
to have sex with white women

>>212365486
The early seasons are fine. They didn't do much for me but I'd watch if it was on. The later seasons seemed to get really deep in the weeds about lgbt rights and stuff

>>212365518
Salads aren’t real food
Plus I have a lower bodyfat percentage than you

does /cum/ like asmr

Some day I'll go postal. That's the fantasy that gets me through the work week
But realistically speaking I'll go on subsisting in my mediocre pathetic existence until I die in some quiet pathetic unremarkable way

>>212365518
Salads are for fucking pussies

>>212365549
then go to the south island, its more white

>is that... A VEGETABLE??????

>>212365563
No, it makes me want to scream, akin to hearing someone talk with food in their mouth, or nails on a chalk board.

Hey guys let's take the volume down a notch, I'm trying to get through some of these new Japanese graphic novels I bought through The Home Shopping Network.

Guess what plant this is

>>212365549
Kiwi women are notoriously unattractive

>>212365582

>>212365583
amanita muscaria o algo

Quite muggy in my room despite the window being wide open. I'll be glad when the Sun sets so I can sit in the dark and blast Bitches Brew (as one does in the summer months).

>>212365563
Absolutely not!

>>212365594
trippy album cover, too bad the music is utter shite

>>212365593
Mushrooms aren't plants you dolt.

>>212365563
i listen to it while i goon for extra sensory stimulation

this is what jason will never have prime germanic pussy

>jazz music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7949ypVCw

>>212365594
I was blasting round about midnight earlier

Tired of hearing all these planes in the sky

>>212365605
Yeah, you just know psilocybe were integral in the creation of that album art. Also you have horrible or a juvenile taste, since Bitches Brew is really great if you can learn to appreciate it.

No nerds allowed!
https://youtu.be/Z5j4W2Y7RPQ?si=-FT5hELdWEQu8mR7

How do I get a european gf as a blackanon?

>>212365563
yeah pretty often, i like those gfe asmr videos

duolingo sesh went good again, for a couple weeks i was barely studying and growing so frustrated i was about to quit

>>212365631
why don't americans connect more with their GERMANIC roots?????????? Germanic girl

>>212365643
Go to the UK unironically

>>212365634
Fuck yeah.
>>212365639
They're doing a lot of spraying today eh?
>>212365632
Stfu, jazz is mega based.

>MAGA
>Make america germanic again, trumpy

>>212365656
UK women are definitely big into black penis.
Same with the French.

>>212365658
bossa nova jazz is white and germanic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpjcSfnWqAk

>>212365585
grok says this isn't true

>>212365647
Germanics were fifth column scum, so we erased their dog shit barbaric culture from the face of America

>>212365647
she reminds me of dacutie (german rapper) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPr9C92Z0J0

>>212365641
>learn to appreciate it

pure jazzcope. it's shit and has no redeeming quality; awful noise made by drug-abusing negroes who somehow gained access to an orchestra. proof that 1,000,000 monkeys on 1,000,000 typewriters will NOT produce Shakespeare under any conditions.

>JAZZ!
https://youtu.be/LGmQXuySF28?si=E9msbERdj-p3uNy5

>>212365583
Sage?

>>212365673
jazz is inherently bantu culture

>>212365704
Yes
How did you know?

Made me raugh

thinking about life

I WANNA BE YOUR LOVAAAA
I WANNA BE THE ONLY ONEEEEE YOUUUU COME FOR

How do I get a gf like pic related?

>>212365731
by drinking the stuff under the kitchen sink

Apparently people genuinely feel positive emotions when they see people they know. Why?
I usually don't feel anything at all, though I pretend to feel happy
I assume most people are secretly also like me but in denial

>>212365731

>trying to talk to a girl at the bar
>this happens
what do

pooner bros, how are we feeling today

>>212365683
Cope and seethe hating jazz is the ultimate sign of a dullard
https://youtu.be/zHUW2X-de24

i guess i didnt win anything from the contest and thats okay because other people were more deserving of winning than me

>.gif
aint mousing over that

>>212365749
i hope the guy who makes these videos is a master of comedy and he's doing it 100% ironically

>>212365775
hes not and he was arrested for asking a teenage boy to have sex with him

the key to liking jazz is to listen to the notes they're not playing

>>212365757
>Bot deliveries: Thursday 2025-07-03
it is still 07-02 for many people, chill out. july third hasn't even started for east coast americans

>>212365731
nigga thats a cat

>>212365711
I could tell by the pixels and having seen a lot of sage in my time

>say something in the most straightforward way, leaving no room for doubt
>everyone gets offended
why?

>>212365787
the key to liking jazz is knowing everything made after 1969 is shit(except jap fusion, of course)

>>212365796
What do you mean? She’s clearly an angel woman

>>212365749
>saying "well maybe she shouldn't dress like such a whore"
Nah mate. I'm white so couldn't be me

>>212365817
she digivolves from a cat

>>212365787
Jazz was only cool when it was poor black guys singing about whores and cocaine. Middle class Jewish music nerds ruined the whole genre by turning it into elevator music.

>>212365818

>>212365683
I mean it when I say I like it though, so hah!
>>212365812
Picrel came out a few years ago and is really great.
You fags also seem to have missed my point though, that being that jazz is inherently a hot weather genre, whether it be cool or hot/electric jazz.

>>212365781
I don't believe you but I'm fully prepared to be proven wrong should you provide a link, sir

>>212365833
lol

>>212365818
whys he crying now

you can't like bossa nova jazz in brazil because it's associated with white supremacy

guys i don't know what the fuck to do. i don't want to die but i know i should. therapy didn't help.

>>212365809
let me put it this way: when someone wants to vent about something that frustrates them, they might want your advice or they might want you to just listen to their issues. it's not wrong to offer advice but if you don't ask first you might just piss them off more

that is so as to say you did not read the room and even if you didn't necessarily say anything wrong, it wasn't what the room wanted your part in the conversation to be

>>212365846
Probably recounting the story about when some young Hasidic Jews called him “Rabbi” again

>>212365853
Why do you feel like you should die

>>212365853
give me your stuff and shit

consider the bloody lobster

>>212365830
https://youtu.be/hBuK2ZOZq6o
https://youtu.be/bKlUG1AjunM
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxfo_sfRBuMIL7DxxggRBSo3Ihffr5uvW&si=h6MJUY94sHighoUi
https://youtu.be/dTz4G9JTUjs

>>212365860
no hope for the future + i am a fuckup and a loser.

>>212365818
>C-CLEAN *SNIFF* UP YOUR R-R-ROO-
>*SLUUUUUUUUUURP*

>>212365853
dont give the brazilian your stuff
give it to me instead

I got a girl from my highschool pregnant years ago and I convinced my parents that I was brutally getting bullied so we moved. Bullet dodged

i'm not too white

>>212365857
This is especially true with women. When a woman vents to a guy ut's pretty much everyones gut reaction to offer advice or commiserate, but unless you have a close relationship with them i.e. SO or sibling it's basically the last thing you'd want to do. If you aren't one of those people and a girl starts venting to you, just shut up and listen and you'll be alright

Complain about music I don't have to listen to award

>>212365885
I don't believe you

Very large breasted woman at the store. Thankfully I am tall and she was short so I don’t think I was looking at her tits

Mosquitofish

>>212365915
stop gaslighting yourself, you definitely gandered at those breasts

i wear my sunglasses at night

>>212365924
SO I CAN SO I CAN

>>212365924
is your vision augmented?

if god was real i'd have a gf and a job already

/cum/ is unironically the closest thing I have to a friend.

>>212365941

>>212365941
fuck you

>>212365923
I have a very rapid eye movement so I was probably looking googley eyed at them thangs…

The Jurassic Park soundtrack goes hard.

>>212365941
i wish i could say the same but you guys do nothing but bully and ignore me

>>212365956
this is how I look at a particularly nice pair of boobas

>>212365941

hey doofus

Poo poo ew ew

>>212365957
I hope you mean the original

>>212365978
The original do be called "Jurrasic Park", which is what he typed

A civil war breaks out in Syria, and tens of thousands of jihadists from all over the world fly in to take part.

Israel, the jihadist’s archenemy, live streams the ethnic cleansing of Gaza and no jihadists show up to fight.

I...had a dream...I imagined a hot dog was...talking to me...and when I bit into it...it screamed...it said "don't eat me I have a family"

>>212365687
I miss my crown vic.

And you used to sell laser printers out of the back of your crown vic

Woke up in the middle of the night again award

>>212365877
>*kermit voice* B-BLOODY B-B-BUCKAROO ANONYMOUS TROLL DEMONS…
>*schlop schlop schlop*

Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm; but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.

I have an iphone :)

*daps you up*

>>212366075
u r ghey

dumb peanutposter

>>212366063
what's the other half?

it's not that weird to be a male feminist
in fact, it just makes sense

>>212365958
That's now you lnow we're friends. Friends pick on each other constantly because you know each other and know you can take it with no hard feelings. Only people that don't care about you allre always kind and polite

>>212366083
big dawg

remember when there was a legitimate fear that millennial adult babies would jeopardize the future of the human race by never maturing but then they basically all just got jobs and houses and most have kids now and it turns out everything is fine

You would wouldn’t you

Post kino B movies: https://youtu.be/YTkSNIvrueA
Also I love the soundtrack from this film: https://youtu.be/Mps1ZQbsJII

Test

watch birdbrain.

https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8?si=vaHZURp8zUAjzV-9

icles

>>212365963
I go to a coffee stand pretty regularly and there was this really good looking latina with a nice chest working there for awhile. She came into work in a low vcut shirt one day and it kinda caught me off guard, when she came up and opened the window I let a "dam" slip. She just looked at me and we both ignored what had happened

>>212366129
holy kek, now that is a true freudian slip

Can I holla at you real quick

>>212366090
I suppose it's a quarter people who just want to see the world burn and a quarter who have no agency and it doesn't matter what they think or do

>>212366114
ur VPN is workin perfectly, Moishe. go get em champ.

>>212366103

>>212366075

I wouldn't accept an iphone if it was given to me as a gift. The only reason I have a dumbphone at all is because it is an absolute requirement for work these days. I would prefer to have a single land line telephone and nothing else, but unfortunately this isn't practicable for a working adult.

The screen of my dumbphone is perfectly black, and its functionality is pared to its barest possible minimum. The contacts app is turned off, most other bullshit apps are turned off, and I routinely delete call and text history. I understand that this information is saved on other people's phones (and on the network history, more broadly), I just don't want to look at it on my own dumbphone. I generally use it only for basic work communications or to keep in touch with the parents. The internet app is usually disabled, if I absolutely have to look something up I turn it on.

The very worst creation of the past century. Everything about it is contemptible. Especially stupid is how people naturally seem to like it. Almost all people are wrong.

>>212366118
Idgi. Is this a show or just a music video

>>212366097
friends dont ignore eachother

>>212366090
I think people who are endlessly greedy and people who only care about short term gain at the expense of the future of humanity. Usually the same group of people.

>>212366105
Absolutely fucking not. I'm a Brink fanboy.

Me at the club
https://youtu.be/f6P0gS92glk

>>212366166
music video, featuring volcaloid teto kasane

>>212366178
bears can always tell when a girl is on her period and it makes them want to eat her because they think she's a wounded animal

this has been known for literally thousands of years, one of the reasons they would not want to travel with women in the frontier.

>>212366183
she's on the up and up after that music video of her being traumatized into compulsively lying and ending up deeper and deeper in poorly masked misery

>>212366163
iPhone is a status symbol

How much do you tip your garbagemen

>>212366105
She's a lezzy mcguire

>>212366105
bitch got legs for days

>>212366217
I include a full can of butane in my trash every once in awhile, as a treat :)

>>212366222
>>212366105
that's a GIRL? i thought it was a metal head dude

>>212366203
now listen machine love

https://youtu.be/sqK-jh4TDXo?si=p9_AwERPAgiXeszj

>>212366234
the post that unabashedly saved /cum/ from eternal super giga hell damnation

finna sneed hmu

>>212366238
Lmao now that you say that I kinda see it

>>212366212

I understand that stupid people feel that way. By the simplicity of your posts, you sound like one of those brown Indians hordeing that poor country.

>>212366234
I look like this and do this

These WNBA bitches are all multi millionaires simply cause they're tall and lanky and the Jews all of a sudden decided that needs to be a thing now. Yet more proof women have it on easy mode (thanks to the capricious whims of the Juden).

Jim Gaffigan and Jim Breuer need to hurry up and die.

>>212366248
this image is offensive

>>212363197
Made me chuckle

>>212366281
no it isn't

>>212366312
>Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing

Really makes u think

>>212366272
pretty sure they don't get paid much retard

>>212366272
Angel Reese said she couldn't afford her apartment

>>212365113
that's kinda hot ngl
I wish a cute hyperborean male would flex his privilege on my face if you know what I mean ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

>>212366334
Guess where all the exceptions to their funding cuts are in the bill?

Jenni Lee went from being one of the most highly paid adult actresses to a homeless drug addict living in the sewers of Las Vegas.

Wnba players make as much are your joe schmoe white collar worker in middle management

>>212366334
Why did White libtards vote to import third world cheap labor to replace them and destroy the nation?

>>212366383
Friendly reminder that cheap thirdie labour is reason why a neet like you can afford basic produce

I made 0 dollars this year

>labour

>>212366401
same

>>212366406
he's from india

>>212366399
I make six figs lil nig, and do you think everyone from the 70s and before could never afford produce lmao

My net worth at 29 is 230k. Feels good man

>>212365113
Whatever, just don't let my food get cold Ranjeesh.

>>212366383
White libtards like Jason and Terrone complain about the housing crisis and there not being any jobs, but for some reason they want a bunch of immigrants to come in. I don't know why they think like that, anyway thank you

>>212366420
230 krone is like 30 bux

ate two cupcakes and a small bag of chocolate pretzels

how old is ricardo memes now, crazy those threads still get made

>>212366417
Can't you just grow your own vegetables and fruit? I mean why buy gmo shit that's filled with toxins?

>>212366452
You gotta get that shit under control bruther

>>212366417
Yes and my dad is the owner of nintendo kek. Anyways
>what is inflation, and changing supply and demand dynamics throughout the years

>>212366239
>grown ass men listen to this shit
Seek help

clicked on this video and oh my god i cant stand this fags voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tPoSIE6jw

>>212366334
The niggers and spics did it too thobeit

>>212366476
sweets are my coping mechanism i sacrifice eating regular food so i can eat sweets without going over my daily calories

>>212366520
do you feel the things i feel

>>212366534
KITTIN!

>>212366399
how does japan keep their agriculture prices so low

>>212366534
Fucking based catberg

>>212366543
Yeah but you have to think about nutrition, not just calories.

remember someone posted an opening to a mecha anime here once, is that nigga still here, anyone know what it was?

>>212366552
i drink meal replacements to get nutrients

>>212366444
Most of them don’t think is the problem. Pretty simple to understand importing millions of third world people that will work for cheap to not go back will just depress wages and cause housing crises. Also strains schools, hospitals, and other infrastructure as well as destroys communities, cultures, and environments of whole cities and states. Niggas will complain about housing, insurance rates, and everything going up and price while wages stagnate and then vote for it to keep happening. California is a prime example of the decay they bring

>>212366548
They aren’t, retard.

I haven't gotten more than 5 hours of sleep in all week, I'm going to be super early tonight, sorry bros

>>212366567
it was when I was there

>>212366560
Why don't you just eat regular food like a human being tho

>>212366544
I'm straight so kinda doubt it

>>212366570
try to get more sleep at least 6-7 hours it's really crucial for health

>>212366574
im a picky eater

it's so hot to goon with /cum/, i love you guys

I'm a penis wenus

>>212366570
I've passed out early every night so far this week, hahaha. Last night especially.

>>212366610
Fair enough
>>212366613
Lose my number bro
>>212366614
I won't hold it against you

It's time to make a change

Making a beat with my bones

i wanted to win him

CLAIRO DID IT AGAIN

Hot bitch at work who I've never talked to hasn't swiped right on me on Hinge

>>212366481
I make $50 an hour, you can do the math on that with some time and a half and double pay every once in a while. Why don’t you do the supply and demand on wages and housing prices when you import millions of third worlders. Why do you think they want more third worlders instead of citizens just having kids?

>>212366632
Kill yourself?

holy shit

>>212366592
can you teach me to be real

>>212366665
So close

>>212366669
cool

>>212366666

goon with me on discord

Gaza doomscrolling

>>212366701
i deleted my gooncord

Come on guys

>>212366710
you cum on guys

drinking milk

>>212366707
make a new and hop on mic

>>212366669
You've made this post before bot

>>212366701
what are we gooning to

>>212366705
Watching YouTube livestreams of Gaza from the Israeli border.

gonna play some lava survival then go to eep

>>212366723
making a new account is impossible now

When was the last time your finger touched feces

I request an audience

>>212366735
AI slop

>>212366744
never

>>212366739
is that minecraft or something

A couple more posts guys
I have the new ready

>>212366744
15 minutes ago when I fingered my ass

>>212366726
no i haven't i run on an old version of robot9000OS i am incapable of such things

>>212366744
I get shit on my hands while wiping all the time lol

okay multiple posts of mine without any (you)s im checking out im done being ignored peace

>>212366691
New