Thread 212382717

move of ten edish

Plutonium subedition

>>212382717 (OP)
now THIS is an edish

Another day in my shit life

this is the one (my one (get fucked))

yhevon of yhe yhukonble

must be depressing to be a shagger
just fooling around with above average women instead of making a commitment and making a family with them

rorke scratchings

Figuring out mikeynomics currently

>>212382787
is that the ugly jew kid from stranger things?

give it to me straight lads, are antidepressants a good idea, or a bad idea?

bag of haribo, bag of crisps, bag of minstrels and a vodka lemonade for dindins

Be getting off my nut in pacha in a week's time lads

>>212382857
why are you asking /brit/ you retard? no they are not, but you'll take them like a good goy.

>>212382857
I can give it to you gay ;)

>>212382857
Everybody here's on at least one

>>212382857
bad, they destroy your erections

me? big fan of gallagher brothers
embodiment of english behavior

>>212382857
just stop being depressed you fucking loser

yeah the 'tex

>>212382857
Bad idea. Depression isnt caused by brain chemistry

>>212382827
this is the face of someone who has raped a trillion kids

>>212382843
nah it's some bird who hosts a radio show

This country died when the last Harry Potter film came out. Prove me wrong.

>>212382857
had one (lexapro) prescribed to me in highschool
i was also doing a cocktail of drugs, like smoking weed, stims, pills and ecstasy and even though it made my social anxiety better i think it contributed negatively to my brain chemistry getting utterly fucked as a result
take that with how you will. it might be the best thing ever for you

I'd like to hear mousenonce's views on the Israel Palestine conundrum.

>>212382927
country died with jill dando

>>212382926
she does have a face for radio

>>212382857
personally i would never take them despite being extremely depressed
just don't trust them, simple as. don't trust psychiatry either.
even if they worked, why would i want to lobotomise myself just to be happier?

>>212382927
Try a hundred years before that

>Harry Potter
>Film
Is every movie a film in England? Did you call it The Spongebob Film?

>>212382927
lost interest after goblet of fire

co-op ditches Russian and Israeli supplies (source: The Grocer weekly)

>>212382987
yeah

business idea: gay porn film called harry pozzer

I'M JUST A-WALKING IN THE SUNSHINE
LEAVE YOUR TROUBLES ALL BEHIND YOU
I THINK I'LL DRINK A LITTLE RED WINE
I'LL TAKE YOU WHERE THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOU

>>212382987
no but that's only because the word movie is in the title
generally we would go to the cinema to see a film

>>212382401
True, which is why the only race that needs to exist worldwide is the White one

>>212383005
hairy pozzer and the prisoner of arsegetbang

>>212382987
Don't worry the younger generations are getting more and more yankified they obsess over the latest yank sloppa fast food chains and brainless wog whore 'music' that your demonic 'nation' shits out in our direction
Death to America btw

>>212383005
Would probably work since gay people love getting pozloaded

Here lads?

My dad asked me to cook chicken mini fillets

I'd usually cook korma with them but how would you cook them?

so is Tor safe to use? I've always been hesistant to use it although I've known it about for well over a decade

don't like the word sloppa
just don't

harry plopper and the half mutt kid

Malaponte is unemployed

>>212383069
air fryer

>>212383069
some cajun seasoning on them then simply fry them in air

>>212382976
if they can help you move your life in the direction you want to go, maybe they're worth it. i took them a while ago and i was more productive when i was on them. i'd rather not take them, but i think i might have to take them to move forward. maybe my brain is just genetically shit.

caffeine, l-theanine, and multi vitamin down the gullet

>>212383046
A lot of people in the yookay are just mutt golems now
Someone bends their car when they leave it parked up and they had a fender bender in the parking lot

Sir Neghole Pozzer

>Are you an actual black al Qaeda nigger paki from timbuktu
>Who cares

no one fuck me

might cut the grass tomorrow

>>212383098
My dad is a 71 yo Irish man with diabetes

He doesn't like spice

>>212383171
Based

"Trans women" are men with a misogyny fetish. They hold women in such contempt that publicly humiliating the female sex arouses and thrills them. To be a woman is a humiliating experience, they believe, and so play-acting as though they are women is their sadomasochistic and exhibitionistic game.

Womanhood is a vehicle for their masturbation, nothing more. When they demand the public "validate" their version of womanhood, they are implicitly forcing agreement with their view that women exist to be used, to be sexually abused, to be objectified and humiliated.

all part of god's plan

>>212383140
*shags you rotten*

>>212383005
harry pozzer and the philosopher's stones
harry pozzer and the chamber of secrets
harry pozzer and the prisoner of arsegangbang
harry pozzer and the gobbler of spires
harry pozzer and the order of the penis
harry pozzer and the half blood princess
harry pozzer and the deathly swallows

next door neighbour looks like fucking skeletor

>>212383202
He'd knock you spark out if you said that to him, cowardly cunt.

>>212383196
is your name johnny?

>>212383108
if the fact is that i have to take them for the rest of my life to be a happy, productive member of society, then i don't want to be a happy, productive member of society because society is inhuman and shit

>>212383233
a brisk wind cold topple him

hmm did I turn the oven off before I left the house?

will bodyweight squats give me a big arse yes or no

>>212383199
all good except half blood prince should be HIV bug prince

>>212383271
No

>>212383271
no, but I'm making plans to shag the big arse you might not have in the near future maybe

>>212383300
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOR-C3tFTjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOR-C3tFTjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOR-C3tFTjU

>>212383271
No

>>212383300
struggled with that one the most desu

>>212383308
promises, promises... *sighs*

harry potter and the chamber of gas
harry potter and the prisoner of auschwitz
that's all the ones i know

>>212383270
That one car flew fucking hell

>>212383270
mad how this shit happens practically daily in the third world and nobody cares, not even them

>>212383072
you can browse regular websites with tor, not just hidden services (which are where the nonce/drug/assassination stuff is)
it's essentially like using public wifi or a free VPN otherwise, where you gain anonymity but run the risk of having any unencrypted communications read and/or modified under your nose

>>212383350
Just gets memory holed.
They walk past the next day like it was always blown up

baddiedem on a MWAD one

>>212383341
Harry Potter and the Goyim on Fire

blueberry bagel and a strawberry milk for brunchies :3

I interviewed at a place twice so that means they will never call back.

>>212383381
I was having bagels earlier this week.

remember in the first harry potter film where you get a shot up hermiones skirt and see her white knickers :)

Been living the same day on repeat

kazuhira "discount rates for apartheid states" miller
kazuhira "kikongo killer" miller
kazuhira "mother base for the white race" miller

>>212383425
wonder how many lads have got their knob out to that in this thread

>>212383442
ktim

Mental how before the 70s/80s basically every drug was legal

>>212383474
>le drugssss
grow up

>>212383448
wow, so edgy.
clearly you failed to understand like the fundamental message of the entire metal gear series, retard.

cheating in games is based

>>212383461
crazy how mexican cartels literally do this

nth for holodem

>>212383497
>I-i-is that a drug???? Nooooo save meee call the police!!!!
grow up.

Remember when the captcha was 15 minutes that was awful

>>212383237
so you could have a decent life but you'd rather just have a shit, miserable, unfulfilling life?

>>212383516
kaz is literally a villain retard

>>212383557
rage on

>wow, so edgy.
>clearly you failed to understand like the fundamental message of the entire metal gear series, retard.

Hope blumpf doesnt cut my pell grants would really throw a wrench in my plans I'd be forced to squat an abandoned home and dissect h1b workers in the basement

>>212383573
>I love le evil villains
Grow up

Donald “God save the Aryan race” Trump

>>212383611
did i say i loved him?

Black Sabbath farewell show on Saturday so. We can watch that

>>212383448
>Phantom Pain came out 10 years ago
jfc

https://youtu.be/1_ihMsaIjVw?feature=shared&t=96

So this is Rorke

>>212383618
Hero even if he takes my health care and college bennies

>>212383449
probably you and the nonce you replied to

>>212383643
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain

>>212383551
akachan

>>212383620
You were heavily implying you considered him based, so yes
Trying to play retarded semantic games won't save you

>>212383635
>Friday
OASIS returns
>Saturday
Black Sabbath's farewell

mental. MENTAL.

>>212383649
lil ziedy

PARKLIFE!

>>212383643

>>212383680
>You were heavily implying you considered him based, so yes
hs?

Mental there's people posting here who are too young to remember the 90s
Grow up

>>212383682
Dogshit

>>212383635
Thought Ozzy can't even walk any more or something

Starmer just had a mental breakdown

Letitby, letitby oh letitby
There must be an answer
Letitby

>>212383749
he's going to be singing from a throne/chair

Sir Self Harmer

Shannon Osbourne is a hardcore Israel / IDF supporter

Just signed the book of condolence on behalf of us at /brit/

Imagine my disappointment when I realised 90% of ibiza sets are boring four on the floor dross and not bouncing high energy club bangers
Bit late now, flying on chewsday

First date toil tonight and I'm BRICKING IT

>>212383786
*steals book to commit insurance fraud*

>>212383786
if dubs go back and draw a massive spurting penis in it

Some of you are alright, don't come to /brit/ tomorrow

>>212383785
>jew supports israel
wow what a shocker

>>212383807
you got this lad x

>>212383807
don't worry he'll love you

>>212383786
https://www.liverpoolfc.com/club/diogo-jota-supporter-condolences
Can sign it online too

FFS you're not shagging on her a school night pal

>>212382927
for me, it was after the london 2012 olympics. there was a wave of british patriotism allowed to happen for the royal wedding that went on up till the olympics. it was still a multiculti sort of patriotism but it was nice. i was 17 so it was my first time experiencing any sort of organised mass british pride. after those olympics everything went to complete shit.

>>212383709
peter hitchens

Alright lads

Back from my 3 day ban

What's new?

Vtuber fans belong in prison

>>212382927
This country never died. Britain lives.

>>212383877
peter hitchens

>>212383821
Declaring my independence from the 'chon entirely tomorrow you'll never see me again

>>212383069
>>212383171
>fry in oil with garlic, italian seasoning, salt, pepper
>squeeze of lemon or lime
>serve with rice

>>212383893
I'm not a kirschechud albeit

Tunage cancelled today in memoriam of the soccer player

It's all just revenge for Brexit though isn't it
It's like the Holocaust for middle-class liberals, never again

>>212383910
>italian seasoning
Mental how there's no such thing in Italy

>>212383867
2012 was like a last gasp to be honest, living standards and the country writ large have been going down since 2008 with brexit, the boriswave, covid etc all accelerating the process.

>>212383807
What's the lucky fellas name?

>>212383807
You are going on a date with a man and will have gay anal sex.

>>212383964
Yeah they just call it seasoning

shagging roroke in complete silence

>>212383964
its just a basic herb mix for convenience, keep your hair on

Secret horses
(They're horses that know secret things)

>>212383699
roar

Arcade Fire released The Suburbs and it was all just downhill after that

>>212384058
No!! It's not true!!!!

>>212384058
your mum released you from her flaps and it was just all downhill after that

Ay caramba

the watch

TRUKE

This country died with Frosties Kid

>>212383970
yeah that's what was so bad about the olympics for me at least. it was my first confirmation of suspicions i had had raised by al murray's ironic pub landlord routine that actually i liked it when people praised our country and then it turned out to be the last time it happened and everything was doomed and horrible

>>212384036
'Convenience' cooking is a big part of the reason why british (and american) food is so bad,

Whatever happened to the ginger girl from Game of Thrones?

fish pie for tea lubberly jubberly x

>>212384085
is that a bogged skeleton? awooooga

if your life was a movie and people were watching up to this point, what would the audience be screaming at the screen telling you to do with your life?

>>212384058
what a good summer that was

>>212384150
an earth shatteringly loud chorus of 'get a job'

Wish we had some tunage posted tonight. But we won't be seeing any so I cannot allow myself to worry about it!

mad how i turn invisible the minute i need a wagie at the self checkout

>>212384150
just bite the bullet and order that prostate massager

>>212384139
Can clearly see she has meaty thighs and perky B cups you poof

>>212384150
Love and acts of kindness are more important than spreading the gospel

>mcdonald's big arch is 100 calories
lads is it nice? I feel like a fat cunt just considering ordering it

Nobody ever talks about the 2011 riots do they
Completely memory-holed, that

>>212384150
>hey leave that little girl alone you creep!!!
is what they would say about me but it would be futile since they are watching a film and they can't stop me :)

>>212384178
ktim while hiding in shame at my box of wine and ready meal

>>212384164
Wiggy and the Baby Gorilla

>>212384191
corr, just ordered 10

>>212384191
missed a zero but it is pretty pengers
not as good as the chicken big macoid or the philly cheesesteak they had but worth investing your scranning time into

So, this is rorke...

>>212384185
try not to cum challenge

>>212384095
i went to a private primary school and everyone's mum or dad was there at 3pm to pick them up except mine because my mum was poor and my dad was paying for the school but otherwise abandoned me

>>212384150
Fuck me when is this going to end it’s boring as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNvkMopczXQ

it not right! it just not right

>>212384196
It was the first time the Yookay reared its head in the public zeitgeist.

catberge

>>212384150
eat some of that lasagne before your brother gets home and scoffs it all

>>212384250
You live vicariously through this worthless slug because his shit life is still better than yours.

What happened to all the gays that used to look like this?

>worthless slug
ktim

>>212384304
Died
AIDS

>>212384304
Loads of poofters like this where I live (Brighton)

>>212384169
Ktim
>>212384268
Average day in Heavenmerica
>>212384283
Brutal trvke

Australia

>>212384191
i had one a week ago and it was very nice but i don't want spicy sauce with a beef burger except for every so often so when i ran out of food again today i got chicken selects

Grexit was the original country-exit meme

Mental to think there's a straight person in Brighton

gone off food me

>>212384388
dont think that was implied

>>212384330
nobody dies of aids anymore rorke

>>212384268
big old fart machine on her

>>212384375
greece would have been grangled

holy
fucking
shit

Any cans?

>>212384462
dont care in the slightest

lily allens haunted pussy

reckon you're a wrong'un and you've got something to hide if you're constantly posting on anonymous forums like this one tbqh

>>212384462
Nobody cares rorke. In fact I think you should be aborted.

>>212384388
5.8% of the population here identifies as gay or lesbian, or 10.7% more broadly as 'LGBT' which will no doubt include lots of spicy straights, 'queers' and trannies.
I am straight btw

>>212384462
blood for the blood god

>>212384513
project on

abortion is good but fater 3, the tubes should be tied by law

>>212384513
OH give it a REST ofcom!!!

Whatever happened to Amer "sissypaki" "ribena" "poleaboo" "monica" Hussein?

>>212384513
so what are you hiding then

Welcome to the Hotel Poowong
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of poo at the Hotel Poowong
Lots of rear (Lots of rear)
You can find it here

>>212384588
he was in japan recently and came back to clown on sacked tranny before the hack

>>212382717 (OP)
I am preparing to give up on life I am 22 and a loser also the world doesn't seem to be getting better in the future I am either gonna do drugs again or just KMS

>>212384588
became a comfort women for salarymen in a seedy tokyo district

>>212384521
I'm asexual against my own will

>>212384588
last i read his blog he got into more hilarious food escapades in japan and order more than a KILO of rice in a restaurant for himself and turbo autismo followed

/fr/ slagging us off in their OP

>>212384697
>>>/r9k/24298991

>>212384706
thanks i'm a bit retarded if you couldnt' tell

is there hope manlet bros

got my first Hush kill on Binding of Isaac x

dogbergé doesn't have long left

>>212384624
i wish you would step off that poo my friend
you could cut ties with all the poo than you've been living in
aaand if you don't want to see me again
i would under
staaand

Imagine being stuck in the seat next to that freak on the 14 hour long flight to Tokyo

>>212384737
no that's okay I can see your flag

we are not white

>>212384691
it's the paedo
his current obsession seems to be s club seven

>>212384798
:D

>>212384825
B- me I'm white as can be

>>212384825
I take it Iceland, Lithuania and Belarus are also non-white?

>>212384462
This will upset people because in 2025 the average woman has lived a thousand lives (studying, relationships, partying, career building, travelling etc.) and the average man is a lonely Incel that's never left his hometown.

>>212384853
cheer up lad

Rorke sleeping through his alarm because he refuses to go woke

How much is the UK government spending this year?

>AI: For the 2024/25 financial year, the UK government's total managed expenditure is expected to be £1,226 billion.

How much will the taxpayer have to pay to afford that?

>AI: To calculate the average cost per taxpayer for the UK government's total managed expenditure of £1,226 billion in the 2024/25 financial year, we divide the total expenditure by the number of income taxpayers (approximately 37.4 million).£1,226,000,000,000 ÷ 37,400,000 ≈ £32,780.75The average taxpayer would need to contribute approximately £32,780.75 to fund the government's total spending for 2024/25

Crikey

>>212384853
same, wanna trade some pints?

>>212384934
who asked you to copy and paste made up AI responses here though?

rip dancing fella from reservoir dogs

>>212384965
ugly wog hands

>>212384934
i pay 15k/yr in PAYE
i simply must pay my fair share for umbongo and his clan of 40 to live in a council house

>>212384991
it's the lighting i have warm bulbs

>>212384984
RIP. Was very good in Goldeneye.

>>212384984
FUUUUUUUUCK
HOLY FUCK

Now THIS is a proper death

>>212384965
190 NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212384965
disgusting paws

>>212384773
stop bumming him so hard

>>212384965
>Using green rizzla
amateur

>>212384984
kino producer of the highest order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0pwoLjXcEk

>>212382717 (OP)
Ah yes let's just name our songs random meaningless shit

>>212384984
:(

Sofa king based

virgin freak me but I reckon once youve done the sex with the gf a few times it probably gets boring

shall stay a virgin freak me

Just going to refresh a couple more times then get serious about life

Dr House has just referenced the Pokemon Arceus. Maybe the weirdest thing he's done

>>212385157
keep us updated

>>212385157
Dr Mouse

>>212385157
>This Arceus has Lupus!

Bombay Sapphire

Bumbay Sapphire

Bumbay Sapphire

bumboy sapphire

Bumgay Spaffire

>>212384175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30w8DyEJ__0

>>212385242
great porn name if you're considering trooning out

>>212385213
was one of my "favourites" when i started drinking
not sure why i insisted on torturing myself that way

Bumboy Saffa

>>212385191
It's never Pokerus

Why is the thread so slow is everyone at work or something?

the phrase "smegged to the gills" keeps being beamed into my head by someone or something

pooing again

>>212385298
trying to squeeze out a wank
knoberg's not playing ball

>Total Return: £337.14

it's a start

its all kicking off in cheadle lads

>>212384304
look in the mirror LOL

>>212385298
it's sunday mate

>>212384507
NEW

>>212385304
hehe

*records the results of the smeg-ray test in my little docket*

>>212385157
The doc is addicted to victini pills

did the man crash the car?

>>212385329
how many dicks did you suck for it?

>>212385336
what's happened now

>>212385380
>>212385380

>>212385391
quacking

>>212384265
That's not a cat, Taras

>>212385304
"tắt tắt tắt tắt"