Thread 212398150

Katmai National Park, Alaska edition

Previous: >>212396415

>>212398150 (OP)
and the foreigners will pay for it

>>212398150 (OP)
Get it drilled, paved and covered in affordable housing

Can I poop on your beach

>>212398175
and then fill it with jeets

>>212398162
>instead of lowering the fees for Americans which would be vastly more beneficial

Zion Don strikes again!

Crazy that twomad just up and died

>>212398162
I've seen The Edge and The Grey, Alaska will not see me in a million years!

>>212398162
America for Americans.

>>212398150 (OP)
Alaska is so beautiful. I always dreamed of living there since watching Into the Wild.

jeet seething

>>212398206
he fucked belle delphine and caught mega herpes

>>212398207
>The Grey
Biologically inaccurate depiction of wolves, and dangerously inaccurate depiction of what to do if you survive a remote plane crash.
Fuck Liam Neeson

Got banned from CS2 again.

Hope there are terrorist attacks tomorrow and Americans die.

they know that the only solution to any of our problems is to shut off the internet but they wont do that they just wont

>>212398230
Vile post.

>>212398226
the snowplow movie with the Indian and goombah mafia shootout was pretty great, I thought

How do you rizz girls in Amerika????????

>>212398162
the looking at shit while being chinese tax

>>212398207
Most of inhabited Alaska is basically Bri'ish Columbia.

>>212398252
I like 30 Days Of Night

>>212398255
I don't even wait, I just grab 'em by the pussy

screeching
https://x.com/mjkjuice2/status/1940831389861187788

>>212398215
I think may be better to visit than to live in.

Jason should be detained at Alligator Alcatraz and then eaten by alligators

>>212398270
nobody lives there above the borderline but heya hohos, you're not fooling me. Also, on my first viewing I thought the Jeremy Renner movie Wind River, you know, the WHY YOU FLANKIN ME BRO was set there, but it's really set in Wyoming. Great movie about the North tho.

WE GETTIN ARAB MONEY

>>212398306
that'll never happen because he is white germanic

*I meant like 20km above the borderline, where the Vancouver suburbs end

Psychiatristberg laughed at me when I told her I do nothing but play video games

>>212398343
what a bitch

>>212398343
bitch don't know about muh forsen muh cohh carnage

I just had to explain 1/4 cup vs 1/3 cup to Missusborough. I feel that metric measure might make more sense to her.
>That's 1/3 cup. Three of those is a cup. Three of the 1/4 cups makes the 3/4 cup that your yogurt measured its calories by.
>So three of these.
>Three of the quarters.
>The bigger one.
>The smaller one. One divided by three is bigger than one divided by four.
Not sure if it's the lack of Y chromosome, or if she's retarded for other reasons.

so no one wants to play a game huh

>>212398343
>talking to a psychiatrist
I get it if you're REQUIRED to for benefits, but geez, I'd at least try to get a male.

>>212398343
you should've spinning wheel kicked that foid right in her teeth
insensitive cunt

>>212398343
You're a stay at home gamer with paypig parents? Sweet if so but too bad they make you do therapy.

>>212398362
Metric is undoubtedly the more effeminate and retard-friendly scale of measurement.

>>212398343
good

>>212398369
The last time I played a game, I had to chew a key out of my forearm. Fuck them noisettes.

>>212398343
Bitch should shut her mouth and just give you a prescription for the happy pills.

Jew me sue me

>>212398396
Canadians be like 'a hide of land to a sack of port paid out to the exchequer shalt we by providence be given to distributed among the yeomanry in yon shire of Vancouver!'

Im an ugly freak

*distribute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Tk1JseYkU

>>212398443
I’m the ugliest freak

Yeah, I think people who watch youtube, twitch, tiktok etc are less human than me

so cold i could see my breath

>>212398362
>Missusborough
What's a Missusborough? I don't understand /brit/ lingo.

>>212398426
Poor mj. He was framed but was a gentle soul that just wanted to be white

>>212398452
I literally just spent an hour watching 'toks

This is despicable.

>>212398343
don't go to female psychiatrists as a male, they legitimately do not and can not get it

>>212398458
it was his own fault for not being the comeback king

more human than human

Wegmans
Albertsons
Ralphs

>>212398188
How is it beneficial if the parks make even less money

>>212398431
And Slovenians be like "play this pan flute while we ethnically cleanse a small village full of wailing old women!"

>>212398463
insane how terrible he looked in those last few weeks of the race
had it lasted a few more weeks he'd probably have dropped dead

>>212398502
99% of foreigners who visit are going to have no idea the price was raised and theres no chance they just decide to turn back and go home
It's legitimately super genius tier

>>212398520
WE NEVER CLEANSED ANYONE, DAMMIT! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS, GODDAMN CROATIA???!!! WHY I OUGHTA AAAAAARRRRRGH!

>>212398500
What about them?

>>212398536
War

>>212398546
Huh, good God, y'all

War never changes...

What are some good techniques to manipulate people

Slovenia be kidding me!

>>212398560
Be attractive

>>212398520
It's a lot catchier in Slov

>>212398560
have a vagina

>>212398560
00's pickup artist books
one of those dude that wore a top hat had a name just like Destiny if not exactly that

mencantatuvergarodolfo

>gun stuff is now $0
>the land shit got taken off
I got what I wanted from this gay omnibus

i hate pewdiepie

every time I get drunk I screw up exactly one letter in each post and I don't know why

>>212398560
smile a lot, laugh at their jokes, reassure them

>>212398587
Mystery
Another fine Canadian export

>>212398589
>You killed my father, prepare to die!

>>212398594
what gun stuff? explain PLEASE

>>212398594
>still have to register suppressors and forfeit 4th amendment
It's shit. Hope someone shoots [redacted]

You guys have really got to start linking the new thread at least 3 times because several people missed the link to this thread and made a whole new one and were posting there for a bit

I hate my coworker Jenny because she rejected my advances

Holy fuck I hate engine start/stop feature. Every manufacturer decided you may not permanently turn it off. They provide a toggle button but it's only good until you manually shut off the engine. On start it's back on. Unbelievable. I never had to drive one of these until today with a new fleet vehicle. Who pays for this? If I were buying at dealership I would take a lower trim just to make sure it didn't have start/stop.

>>212398627
You do be ugly tho

>>212398612
>well uhhh this is what is referred to as a street sweeper and it's made for blindin' bantus. You see, you've got this 16 gauge shotgun here you're not gonna use it to clear a crowd. What you do is fire a tear gas pellet at the uhhh insurgents and watch them melt away like uhhh the English racists of yesteryear, yeah!

>>212398634
I look like Jeremy Piven

Am I the only one here who thinks ESLs/thirdies ruin the internet, and that the internet was a better place when it was primarily first worlders?

>>212398642
>blindin' bantus
I have Bantu riots on my US Bingo card.

>>212398653
No, every person who used the internet before iphones feels the same way.

>>212398653
was never the case
you know internet is short for international network right

>>212398667
bodied

hello

L

>>212398685
down to game?

>>212398218
Most uncanny mug I've ever seen on a woman. I DO NOT know how she is so popular

>>212398653
Did Tony Montana ruin the mob film genre just because he was ESL?

>>212398258
>this is what blacks actually believe

If there’s one thing we’ve got in this country it’s ways of fighting back

>>212398720
are you waiting for a different shade of green?

>>212398704
She almost looked like a cartoon character when she was younger. I guess that was the appeal.

theres no good movies out that i havent seen

>>212398760
Wtf

>>212398767
wanna watch contagion

>>212398767
Are there any good movies at all?

You grew up riding the subway

>>212398767
Beyond The Black Rainbow

>>212398718
Ruger is so based I love them

>>212398760
Why are thirdies so bad at engineering?

I've seen films you people wouldn't beliiieve

Makes you think

>>212398781
yes very many recently

>>212398794
It works in Sim City.

>While the “extreme male brain” theory of autism emphasizes high prenatal testosterone exposure, some studies find lower postnatal testosterone effects, which would lead to less facial masculinization—especially in males.
>Lower testosterone during puberty can mean less development of strong jawlines, brow ridges, or other mature facial markers.
autists are just juvenile half-men
They're basically natural trannies

>>212398794
KEK

>>212398794
why is that bad

>>212398841
I'm autistic and yeah well yeah

Nigga

>>212398858
The bridge is supposed to be used by cars.

>>212398841
I have autism and my ring finger is much longer than my index finger. This is also a sign of high prenatal test exposure.

My name is Edwin
I built the mimic
It was difficult to put the pieces together

>>212398858
As a pedestrian bridge it would work, but once you start adding wheels and velocity, a 90 degree turn becomes less and less feasible.

>>212398886
rediscover communication?

You notice how when people talk about sex they almost always end the post with “lol”

>>212398883
>>212398890
just put a sign that says to slow down

I have a vore fetish but only for before/after picks of the person about to be eaten and then one with a mound of poo with recognizable articles in clothing here and there in the feces, is there a common name for this

>>212398903
What the FUCK are you talking about monkey

>>212398906
remember the metalcore baby rapist guy who described it as megalulz

>>212398822
Which ones? I haven't looked in ages

>>212398794
You don't understand Anon. It's not that thirdies are bad at engineering per se, it's that they're not good at anything.

>>212398923
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM62wjLrgmA

>>212398903
That's Maynard.
Edwin's all "If you close your eyes, you can become me. You can park your shoes on my front step."

>>212398940
NO
https://youtu.be/Yp8o35zahgo

God do you love me

The title "The Iliad" correctly translated into English is "Troy Story."

>>212398911
for Indians...
c'mon buddy.
Nevermind the fact that you're not getting two cars around that corner at the same time.

I had grease all over the front of my coveralls and went to take a piss. Now my dick has grease on it

>>212398930
companion, sinners, warfare, 28 years later out of the ones ive managed to see this year

>>212398864
Probably at least half here are some kind of autistic
I strongly suspect i am

>>212398960
Prelubed. Get at 'er.

I know that I'm not gay because I fucked every guy and hated it

>>212398969
I saw warfare last week. Was pretty good. Thought they did a really good job mocking up the "bradleys"

In bed reading a book. I had a 4 hour kip from 3-7pm and it's now 11pm so I'll probably be laying here reading until 7am.

>>212398948
There's nothing in that title to suggest that it couldn't be called The Trojan War just the same

Squid game season 4 theory: 456 is still alive (hes the one who took the money at the end) and is going to be the front man for the American Squid game, of which his daughter will be included (hence why they moved it to America)

no, I fucked up this time, the other guy was right

I’m an asshole

Moving back into my parents at 25. Shit is grim. Don't know what I'm going to do with myself

>>212399039
there's always got to be an audience for country music, amirite

I hear so many explosions, but I haven't seen a single firework.

>>212399016
Did you ever spill milk on that carpet?

Curves...

I bought a tricorn hat for independence day

>>212399066
KURWA!

its 4th of july nigga lets go hog wild

>tried to get an apprenticeship
>There are now too many apprentices
>They won't accept anyone anymore unless nepotism
>Tried for entire year
>Now the waiting list is a year just for trade school

God what the fuck

>>212399064
No, I don't spill things. I'm to smart.

>>212399051
okay i saw ONE just now.

>>212399072
KURGAN!

As a father of two autistic children

>>212399082
>I'm to smart.
>to

The only thing worth a shit in life is alcohol

>>212399073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa7EkXpy8jE

>>212399083
24h early... or late Canadians...
Belarusians maybe?

>>212398150 (OP)
Fuck America for taking Alaska away from us
How would they feel if Canada presumed to own Florida

>>212399073
Nog wild

>>212399103
Alaska belonged to Russia you history-let

>>212399089
MISTER KRABS!

Are the trades becoming over saturated? I swear no program or apprentice program accepts anyone anymore

I wonder how may Jason-esque individuals exist in the U.S
There's probably got to be at least hundreds

>>212399103
That sounds nice actually. Florida's a shit hole

>>212399103
>>212399126
Russia's a figment of your imagination, and nobody actually wants Florida - it's like a coconut scented parasite feeding chemicals into the bloodstream to try to increase aggression and starch intake.

>>212399096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPhXA2zHCU

>>212399126
Fuck that too, Alaska doesn't connect to any country but Canada yet somehow it belongs to Russia or the States? Whatever

>>212399074
I think the funny part is that union halls across America were just telling people they weren't having openings anymore and my local college just told people there wasn't enough room because so many people are getting into it.

Whats gonna happen is that the market becomes just as bad as the white collar market

anyway i'm gonna drink chocolate milk, you niggas never want to do anything

>>212399057
Sensible chuckle

>>212399167
You would have ruined it, let's be honest

>>212399173
incels in nature

>>212399182
The place that produced Palin is obviously working at peak efficiency and in no way requires outside supervision or correction...

>>212399194
She's not bad looking for her age ngl

Has anyone been playing that horse gacha game

>>212399173
you gotta be like Sonny Bono in Troll, that's the key to bachelordom

>>212399209
There are plenty of good looking people I wouldn't trust to guard an empty room.

I wonder how people will cope when blue collar jobs become over saturated and the pay starts to lower

this streamer girl used to hang out with this streamer guy but then she started getting more views than him and now she doesn't anymore, it really is just a power game

Do you remember when Lisa Ann made a parody porn film of Sarah Palin?

do conservacucks realize that the semiquincentennial is next year?

Imagine eating this good.

>>212399252
once you grow up a bit you can understand that great discovery of the soviet communist party, namely that people are largely interchangeable

The what now

>i wasnt born in japan
i fucking love the japanese so much

Bowl noodle time.

>>212399273
dogberg

Circumstances made me what I am
Was I born a violent man?
Circumstances made me what I am
Everyone should know

When I try to cope, tell myself there is hope, it feels like the biggest joke

>>212399304
the tragically what now, aye?

Also reminder that upper classes are biological faggots
>in multi-generational upper-class families, you may find:
>More delayed or suppressed masculinization traits: Less body/facial hair
>Narrower jaws
>Softer or androgynous features
>Less aggressive or dominant behavior
>Lower baseline testosterone (sometimes)
>Why?
>Because for centuries, success in those families: Didn’t rely on physical dominance, but on inheritance, diplomacy, literacy, and symbolic status.

You ain’t surviving the great normie extinction

>>212399304
EVeryones talking about it

>>212399022
There're only two correct translations:

1. Troy Story
2. The Story of Troy (less accurate but still acceptable)

>>212399337
i'm genetically rich, just waiting until i get there monetarily

>>212399337
that's not the upper class people I've met. They were terrifying, sadistic bullies, but this is Eastern Europe

Daughter

>>212399328
>I'm not responsible for who I am

I think it's wild to me that my local community college has a wait list of a year for trade school and it's for electricians and plumbers

might go hog wild on these cheetos, now this i know i will enjoy and they're good unlike those takis

>>212399402
Might sound strange, might sound foolish, but things ain't getting better
Another day another fall victim to the Beretta
Why is there so much violence, killing one another
Let us learn to live and let that light shine brighter

bodying Jason is now a weekly event for me

takis are an acquired taste 2bh ngl famalam

>>212399495
you've become the Evil Canucks with Jeet immigration, like in The Black Crystal

>>212398162
>raise prices
>demand falls
And you will probably collect less money. That's before the surrounding communities make less tourist money.
You need to start thinking about second order effects, or you'll buy into all the nonsense of politicians.

>>212399495
it's a tradition in this general, he's our lolcow

>>212399365
Eastern European environments probably selected for those psychopathic traits even among the nobility
Think about it.
That's why it took so long for liberal enlightenment ideals to reach eastern europe
Russian nobles resisted even basic hygiene reforms, trimming beards, and shit
Eastern Europeans are the niggers of Europe

>>212399517
Canadians are universally good, never evil. Jason is the embodiment of evil; all the deadly sins in a single wretched form. It is my duty to vanquish evil; or at least to make him get upset on a daily basis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JNIqGamHrY

>>212399555
Slovenia was a part of Germany or Austria for a millennium tho, if an impoverished one

>>212399173
Me top.
You bottom.

>>212398801
Have you seen Spider Baby?

>>212399583
browns when they see a white girl

tho the upper class did mingle with the Serbs who held a Turkic view of authority...like the Shah of Iran used to grab his lieutenants by the balls when speaking to them as a sign of authority...I think that kind of mentality was what the Serbs brought here post-WW1

Dogberg is NOT happy about these fireworks

You guys are cool, don't come to /cum/ tomorrow

shut the fuck up incels, this is a woman respecting sexhaver thread

I've gotten drunk like 4 times this week lmao

>>212399610
This is a sexhaver thread. There's no requirement for woman respecting. Now go away tranny.

are you going hog wild for the 4th of july?

What would you do if you woke up and found yourself more/less brown in proportion to how white/black you are (if you're white you get darker, if you're black you get lighter)

>>212399610
i have a strong urge to beat the fuck out of this guy

>>212399612
I said I'd abstain for 2 weeks after 2 weeks of drinking most days and doing a bunch of cocaine, but then I just went back to drinking again. It was the darndest thing!

You couldn't pay me to click on your bullshit

>>212399635
If I became brown, I'd kill myself.

>>212399596
Which Eastern subtype is the most rapey? Romanians?

Metal is the ultimate white man's music. On this matter there can be no debate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEN_KJny6Bg

When people try to act happy in unhappy situations do you appreciate them for it or find them annoying

>>212399659
Depends on who it is. If I like the person, then it's great. If I dislike the person, then it's awful.

>>212399635
I wish I was brown then I could walk around with chains and bling like gangster epic style ! I would say shit like yo what's up fool!
And I'd never again have to hold doors for people or say excuse me

only m*tal i listen to is numetal HELL YEAH BROTHER

>>212399650
idk, rapes aren't all that common here. We don't know shit about Romania. Hell, I've never even been to Belgrade!

>>212399659
Annoying always

>>212399671
1 THING

>>212399671
I'm in a deep nu metal phase now, found a box with all my old CDs and had White Pony and Around the Fur on repeat for weeks now.

>>212399673
Oh damn just looked it up an 11 hour drive
The map makes it look closer

>>212399649
Being brown is the fate worse than death!

remember vaporwave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYtMmcLJFnw

I'm a doom metal enjoyer

i enjoy anything really except some things

>>212399700
You a fellow /metal/ denizen?

>>212398162
What foreign visitors?

>>212399698
I hate 90s and 00s music but this is bombass

Chicken wings for din din

>>212399711
I post there once in a blue moon

gonna pee and then get a bowl to put my cheetos in and big old cup of chocolate milk

>>212399684
My CDs fit into many boxes. I even have a CD wallet that can hold 180 CDs and it's full. A lot of em are burnt doe.
>>212399725
Pee in your Cheetos, you must do it.

Pooping atm

>>212399698
https://youtu.be/7pAr6B7fqyM?si=FprOblqHDv2Ia64P

>>212399722
RATM is GOAT
>>212399732
based and CDpilled, my shitbox car only has a CD player so I keep my old CD wallet in there and every time I drive it I enter a time machine to 2001.

what makes these two so unseperable

I have japan fatigue. I don’t wanna hear about japan, don’t wanna see japan, don’t wanna be forced to interact with anything related to japan. Never liked the way they spoke their language, don’t regard them in any special way. Tired of everyone obsessing over them and acting like they’re living elves and forcing me to hear about them. Fatigued

what if there is a second personality inside your brain that feels and senses everything you do but can not control or do anything except influencing you subconsciously

>>212399745
This album goes hard as fuck for something that came out in 1992, way more powerful than it should be.

>>212399755
inseparable*
and its because they both have religious ethnonationalist right wing ideologies

>>212399774
are you kidding me, that was the most intense extreme guitar period in pop music, Death, Metallica, Panthera, Norwegian black metal nazis, everyone was pumping up that aggro

N

>>212399610
I had a gym teacher like this in high school. His bias towards the girls was so obvious I found it hard to believe the school didn't know. Be a girl in his class? That's 90% just for showing up. Boy? Show up grade: 60%. Work your ass off for 80% with him berating you the entire time. Girl doesn't want to do any sports that day? Aww poor thing have a choice and a comfy chair, here's a book to read. Boy? "If you're sick call your parents to pick you up, otherwise get out there and hustle!". I was hoping he would eventually be fired and charged for assault on one of the girls. If it happened he never got caught.

niggas in the 80s had to suffer through 10 years of glam metal/rock and it broke their minds so badly that even the old and young fucks united to propel 90s music onto center stage

>>212399723
1 ham and cheese sandwich, two bananas, and fruit juice for me. hitting all these food groups like it's nothing

oh, whatever, it's Pantera, I'm not about biker music, for my taste rock is merrie England D&D shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVnyeV_jMw

>>212399610
was a happy and unsurprising day when this guy got outed as a gay pedophile

>>212399771
getting harder to distinguish from legit groveling jeet accounts and parody chud accounts making fun of jeets

>>212399795
It just seems wild because it was the same year THIS came out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMabBGydC0

I was a wee lad in the 90s and remember it being full of new age hippies, health food, and world music. Granted my parents were new age hippies so it probably warped my worldview.

>>212399816
She doesn't look terrible, about what I'd expect from this mixture

Punko
Dunko

I'm a little teacup

>>212399816
>The 6 Million Shekel Woman
>We can rebreed her
>Cheaper
>Nosier
>More petulant
>We have the technology

>>212399837
I saw the guy's face and just knew the music would sound like Crowded House. Tho the vocal performance is an early avantgarde exponent of stomp clap hey! My parents were new age hippies too btw, though they were posers really cause they didn't even smoke pot anymore.

>>212399868
my queen

Cricket is the stupidest fucking sport of all time

>>212399837
also, that hook, did they rip off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBW8Vnp8BzU

>>212399837
>the music playing in pharma commercials while listing bloody flux and death as side effects

>>212399816
Add Chinese into the mix and it might be the most greedy person ever created

Nothing to do

Imagine your sport being named after a fucking bug lol

>>212399887
Probably, everyone rips everyone off if you dig deep enough. I find I'm happier not knowing so I don't have to face the fact my favourite bands are probably thieves.

>>212399931
Come on could they not at least find a picture of a brown hand for their side?

I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is trusting a woman with my heart

Are there any popular sports that didn't originate in Europe or North America?

>>212399965
chinese checkers

>>212399966
had this for a time turned out it was a major hormonal imbalance impairing my ability to control my impulses
am somehwat better now

DAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWDPLEASER
SMALL WORLD, ALL HER FRIEND KNOW OF ME

>>212399966
hows this different from bpd. i swear faggots and women make up a dozen mental illnesses every year to justify their inability to rawdog reality

drinking milk

if i were black i would nerdmaxxx and become a super fit black ninja

>>212400012
its not anything like bpd

Will Smith was originally tapped to star in The Matrix as Neo, but he turned down the role.

Can you imagine how shitty and cringe that would've been.

>>212400040
>bpd
goes off out of nowhere. cant control it

>that other made up ied
goes off out of nowhere. cant control it

>>212400176
bit oversimplified m8

>>212400079
as morpheus or neo

90% of mental illnesses are just terms used to describe a collection of behavioural traits and actions with no obvious or known cause

it's fine to have terms for these things, so long as we don't start excusing the behaviours themselves. just because some fag puts a name to an "illness" doesn't mean I have to tolerate the shit that comes with it.

>>212399883
Can we ban this Polefaggot already?

>>212400197
>Will Smith was originally tapped to star in The Matrix as Neo
>as Neo
>as Neo
>as Neo

He turned it down to star in Wild Wild West, which was definitely a fun flick but nowhere near as enduring as The Matrix.

>>212398502
A decrease in cost doesn't equate to a decrease in revenues if the increase in the amount of purchases offsets the decrease in revenues from a decrease in price

>>212398346
Recycle