Thread 212428048

bums edish

The unbiased Neil McCormick gave it a 5/5. Seething, leftypol?

>>212428058
whys that political

>>212428048 (OP)
>smoker
webm ruined

>>212428048 (OP)
based italian ass appriciator

got aids, anyone want it?

I regret to inform you all that I have gained 3kg in the last few weeks and my prior efforts to slim-down have been eliminated

>>212428066
excellent gimmick

>>212428106
Get a grip you sad little virgin

type shi i be on *points to bed*

>>212428058
>4am
>10:53pm
a full day of simping for Oasis

nth for the holodem

>>212428141
shi

>>212428151
grim

>>212428086
Leftypol gets a little high from telling people that Pulp were better when asked "Blur or Oasis". Being a pompous contrarian is pretty much his entire personality.

drinking today's 5th can of Monster

s curved baton rapidly slapping into -2

Wait a second this shit is STILL going on?
Rorke locked up in seconds, these twats, goes on for a bloody year

>>212428106
she can 'smoke' my dick if you know what i mean

>>212428129
shirts off next summer lad

>>212428151
>>212428155
would you?

>>212428151
makes me think of how much i hate furries but how furries also make the best gay bondage porn

>>212428181
>muhammad amaaz
any cunt with a name like this should be kicked out the country and or shot

>>212428181
Just had to let everything calm down before being found not guilty + compensation + council house

>>212428209
would i let finn top me?
...yh

>>212428129
Time for a weekend fast

does "Asian" in British English refer mostly to Pakistani and Indian people, or does it also refer to like Chinese and Indonesian people

>>212428173
why nigga

>>212428129
just fast pussy

Prostitutes are based

Sir Moo Deng

you don’t see many people on /brit/ mentioning robbie williams do you

We Need More Niggas

>>212428243
why not

>>212428240
The latter are orientals

>An Irish sports star put an iPhone charger up his nose as part of a ploy to scam people out of money by pretending to have cancer.
The Irish are as daft as a brush!

OP.

>>212428261
Made that monkey movie didn't he

>>212428261
We rarely mention anything British nowadays. Look at all the spam of yank pop stars

>>212428209
nah homosexual acts is a sin

>>212428249
i get extremely irritable and much less productive when i'm hungry

>>212428227
>Americans vote for a dumb thing like believing dinosaurs hunted with men or whatever
>haha dumb yanks
>Americans vote for a dumb thing like having a king
>corr blimey two more weeks until big Charlie is ruling the yanks

>>212428268
it's unpleasant to drink that much caffeine

I will.

the "prestige" or cost of going that last 10% in Pokemon GO is because at 90%, or rather starting at 2200 CP, youve hit the gym motivation decay cap (10% per hour), so after that, any more power is free

>>212428278
based innit

>>212428281
state of it

>>212428253
screaming at his profile

>>212428270
does that make brits occidentals

stripchat is playing up

>>212428271
did he also have an insulin pump and lift his shirt up

May the Aryan God be against you...

me flat smells like p...asian people
-george, of asda

So why come to Wales then just took a ticket off a local fan there’s gigs happening in Japan later just fucking go to that

>A 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' spin-off series is in the works.
>The series follows Chief Bromden after his escape in the film.
Can you think of a shitter premise for a programme
Monkey Tennis is better

Actually the Truth...

>>212428325
3kg up lad could learn a lot from this geezer

Tunes status?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXF9GW5LbEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nLs9Mn6kgE

>>212428356
makes me loathe animeposters even more

>>212428361
>Can you think of a shitter premise for a programme
The origin story of Tom Cruise in Rain Man

back the FUCK up rorke

Bloody Germanic Einstein???

i hope uk deports that bad dude that said the bad stuff

nth for the umadem

>>212428361
Who even came up with that idea? He just walks off into the horizon and that's it, no real intrigue at all.
>>212428387
lel

You are meant to die, sir.

>>212428356
It's the FIRST, and the authentic British atmosphere will be better than Japan

>>212428388
not seen this fella for a while

>>212428402
in your country
israel

Do You
have

Mr Bean ??

planet zoo or planet coaster, lads?

>>212428388
fishe

>>212428442
he'll be on the next new

>>212428361
probably sold it to the execs as native american representation blah blah. basically: woke

>>212428271
tube up his nose, tube up his nose... he's a man with a tube up his nose.

Get more mad !!!

>>212428444
In the land where you're from do you put the kettle on?

Wonder what the IQ range of this thread is. Some of the posters here are indisputably <80IQ. But plenty of /brit/ posters are pretty successful and well-adjusted people, so there's definitely a few >120IQs about.

>>212428356
These wankers treat tourists like shite now in their own country. why are we accomodating them?

#ishe

>>212428356
cute japanese women deserve the world

>>212428383
fight of the fittest lad, kawaii sugoi mogs your pissed orange coloured 304s

>>212428295
ah yes, the robbie williams biopic

>>212428473
I’m 130+ based on online tests and lived experience

>>212428473
the average is probably 95 and very few have over 105

>>212428488
That's a blokeyfellalad

Possible.

oh the getting candies from feeding berries is 1/100 chance

>>212428488
Animecunt go watch anime you WEEB CUNT

>>212428473
Had my IQ tested a while ago and was 122. But I have dyslexia and so type like a fucking moron

>>212428473
127 mensa
neet and useless fucker
zero good gimmicks too

mongoid

>>212428444
i think mr bean only exists in uk

Delete the living shit out of German.

+3 Pokemon candies to my Pokemon today for my Pokemon I got 3 candies today

He actually said this the madman

>>212428473
82 IQ mensa tested me

done with brown infested multiplayer shooters

>>212428552
with +0 showers for the week

>>212428405
luv em x

>>212428565
what one you play?

Starcraft II.

>>212428584
i got her SSR card

>>212428356
>took a ticket off a local fan
You talk as if it’s a football game LOL

>>212428557
Seems sensible to me lad what's the problem

They can make a minuteman out of me

>>212428582
showered today actually
and I think the day before yesterday too? cause I remember taking a shit

>>212428473
this is a very high iq thread. your problem is assuming retards are actually retarded

this shi bananas

>>212428603
R1b...

>>212428473
Being well adjusted has nothing to do with IQ.

>>212428473
top 1 or so percent if CAT scores are anything to go by
(am also a neet burnout)

I am practicing my English for my class tomorrow

>>212428557
a bit mussolini-esque if you ask me

me ill take the one with very desperate eyes

>>212428603
Isn't it weird how natural blondes always come in packs

>>212428587
you must construct additional pylons

i didn't even drink any beer after i got back from the pub

+1 to my pylonscount

>>212428645
No answer.

>>212428643
otherwise redheads steal them and they have to be a follower then
>>212428655
im having a few tequila shots before bed me
helps me sleep and wake up

Ah yes the high IQ poo and cronem posts

>>212428599
presenting a trite analogy as if it's extremely original and insightful because he's a smarmy midwit

New Digimon game soon lads. Looks good. Much better than the shite Pokemon's been doling out

>>212428610
you don’t really believe this do you?

>>212428669
>tequila
I'm sorry your life is like that, hopefully things get better someday

What you you reckon Nigel from asianstreetmeat is doing now?

is saying paki the same as saying nigger

>>212428710
nah

>>212428710
both funny yeah

im sorry for not listening to dad, getting a free bus card. and for not playing Pokemon Go 2 or 3 years ago. with free bus, a high level Pokemon and some started potions (already found a spot), it would be so much XP just to go to the city center and farm 1500+ CP Pokemons there in battle. then you get a gold badge for the gyms. then you get even more revives and things from those gyms, to do it more, to get more XP

ALEXA. WHAT IS A WORD FOR "A BUNDLE OF STICKS?"

>>212428707
Ask your mom

>>212428710
One is a British slur and one is American cultural imperialism.

>>212428503
twink psyop has done irreversible damage to the average 4channers perception of peng tings

>>212428520
I'm watching gigi atm x


>>212428597
based, I've got no El Condor Pasas yet but I don't mind. I gotta play the game properly first I can't fumble her story

>>212428676
latter are made by 2 dribbling mongs (and one is a JF)

>>212428710
Janny moves fast when he wants to doesn't he

>>212428745
unironically would love to know what your relationship with your parents is like

>>212428752
xe hates white people...

Hilarious that I've got no friends now cause my mate's ex girlfriend wanted to shag ME

Microwave curry for tea again it is then

ofcom is bad

The high IQ posters including myself have gone too far with the retard gimmicks and half of this general are likely actual retards

Inhale - Exhale.

Imagine an America where they’d picked their own cotton

gymtoil: done
cheese gains: in progress

>>212428752
when he's not busy spamming with one hand about black knobs yeh

>>212428771
of cum >.<

>>212428168
But Pulp ARE better than those.

>>212428691
Monster Rancher on the PS1 wa the best one, generated a unique Pokemon rip-off based on any audio/data CD you put in.

>>212428793
chat is this real?

>>212428691
gamefreak is working on some samurai game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8wzS9Pfa_0

>>212428780
white middle class America is literally a utopia and has been every time I've ever visited

>>212428586
cs

>>212428780
Is this Arkansas

>>212428796
STREETS LIKE A JUNGLE
SO CALL THE POLICE

>>212428780
beach house - on the sea

You get ONE bitch !

>>212428780
You love this but I think it looks fake and ridiculous
>t-that mean you brown-
Nah you're just terminally online.

wondering, is 60g of protein/day good? it is this while I go avoid downhill slopes more to always be looking at stairs or uphill walks. also using litre bottles of energy drink to hold when I do stamina muscle calisthenics

>>212428811
I know it was a Turk

>>212428805
GameFreak haven't made a good game since 2012.

>>212428811
same lol
swedish players r the best ngl
worst are albanians/ukrainians

>>212428815
Not sure but you can tell it's one of the West South Central states

>>212428827
yea m8 sure

Meet God.

>>212428804
yeh x

>>212428766
luv em xx

any other incels itt?

>>212428839
we are very passive aggressive
but cant help if im fucking tortured every single day
https://files.catbox.moe/vzsjq1.webm

Tick tock incels :)

geoffrey here, aka poshkek. i'll be the new personality around here. expect to see a LOT of me from here on out.

>>212428864
yeah there’s loads

>>212428780
or if the you-know-who's who brought the slaves there didn't make it illegal to not hire them and give them all of the white man's money

I an high kick vertically now, and I can hold my leg out straight
there are loads of weight-bearing holds I want to do if I find a way to add weight and put some weight on

>>212428839
We have a shocking reputation with other CS players apparently
We're all racist apparently

More of it.

>>212428780
looks like one of those places where people don't actually live
entrance part of alton towers looks like this

poshkeknonce getting on my nerves

>>212428883
yeah most other british players ive seen have been horrible desu

>>212428867
I really enjoy how basically every Eastern European CS player is either s1mple in disguise or a blind, deaf retard (as exhibited by said clip)

>>212428869
>woman
not sure what this post has to do with you mate

>>212428900
seethe on, commoner!

>>212428863
have you talked to them about your noncery? did they accept it?

Stadium.

>>212428780
Looks staged as fuck

Gaza is anti-tiddies

Arab invaders attacked a convent of nuns and captured a beautiful virgin, whom they offered as a gift to the commander of their troop.

When the commander saw her, he was dazzled by her beauty and sought to corrupt her. She then said to him:

"Wait a moment, for I have learned a skill passed down among virgins, and it can only be performed by a virgin, otherwise, it is of no use."

He asked her: "And what is this skill?"

She replied:

"It is an oil: if someone is anointed with it, no sword or weapon can harm them. You, who go often to war, would greatly benefit from it."

He said to her:

"And how can I be sure of that?"

So she took some oil and said to him:

"Anoint your neck with it and give me your sword so that I may strike you."

He replied:

"No! You shall anoint your own neck first, and I will strike with the sword."

She agreed gladly, anointed her neck with the oil, and said:

"Strike with all your strength!"

He drew his sword, which was very sharp, and she bent her neck. He struck with all his might, and her head rolled to the ground.

Thus, she chose to die by the sword rather than to defile her virginity.

The commander was deeply grieved and wept bitterly for having killed such a beautiful soul. He then realized that she had deliberately deceived him in order to escape defilement and sin…

This is Saint Febronia of Syria (Coptic)

got a feeling poshkek is just another lord swastika alter ego. when will he leave us in peace?

>>212428869
Where have you been then?

>>212428927
that's because it is mate

>>212428869
eat a cookie brookie, you're not you when you're hungry

>>212428929
hasbarah has been very low effort as of late matey, gonna need you guys to reallt step it up

>>212428869
you are an incel like most trannys

a failed autistic male

>>212428934
women

>>212428934
Alright...

>>212428944
Toiling unfortunately. They are consistently giving me 25+ hours every week right now. Last week was 37 hours for example.

>>212428942
>lord s-
*shudders*
dont. mention. that. name.

>>212428869
The UK is a transphobic shithole though and even cis women don't really get protected from stuff like that, this duder must have done a ton to be arrested for it. Unfortunately there's no justice in this world.

>>212428934
Reckon this didn't actually happen

why haven't i been provided with a career

eated 2 mandy calorifiez

lord sugondeez

>>212428983
fuck off tranny chacing nonce lol

lord starmer

>>212428984
a woman with honour is a bit mental yeah

>>212428934
Mad how arabs won a bunch of wars in the 7th century and have done nothing before or since but still get to be rich because white people discovered the world's most important resource under their feet for them

>>212429007
date muslims

I've been watching Digimon Adventures (1999). It's actually so fun to watch. I like so many of the Digimon designs too. Yukidarumon for example is so cute.

who tuched my chocolits

>>212428983
kindly fuck off back to >>>/cum/ xir

>>212429000
smartest transphobe

>>212428974
It'll only get worse if you don't stop it now

>>212429020
Cool.

>>212428929
If you think Hamas did this by strapping a bunch of cherrybombs together then you're the dumbest person I've met in 20 minutes.

I'm going to spray a huge load to some pale boy butt with pink hole.

babycakes

>>212429031
Do you still work at Aldi

>>212429049
have you always been a bender then lad?

Good place.

>house blows up
>still keeps the dishplates
semitic women

>>212428915
never brought up since I'm not a nonce

>>212429066
bit gay

>30 year old
>works dead end job in a supermarket
>watches cartoons for children from 25 years ago on a friday night
'ckin 'ell

Proper blood.

Today I’m making slow cooked pork tacos

doctor house just shagged a patient back to life

>>212429071
Yeah I do mate

>>212429098
ah right. i assumed you were, what with you posting pictures of cartoon children

>>212429126
>summer
>trees don’t have leaves
Ok

>>212429126
*drives the nafris over in my truck*

shant Pokemon Go on that day on the 30c days when we finally get it, cause ill be laying outside getting a taaaaan

>>212428048 (OP)
I am going to bed. I've had enough of you lot and your silly GAMES

>>212429107
I'm 28. I'm also doing a STEM degree. And Digimon isn't a cartoon it's an anime.

>>212429126
needs liberating

where's the cia when you need them?

business idea: we get african americans to start saying ‘bloke’

My socks are wet

>>212429138
Do you know where they stock these?

>>212429126
Reckon if the Police see someone dressed like this in the middle of summer they should have carte blanche to shoot them dead, because they're clearly up to no good.

>>212429100
Not at all in fact. I'll go post on /sp/ afterwards to prove how straight I am.

w-w-w-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

>>212429174
Oh shit we're the same age. I'm also still working on my degree. We're all gonna make it.

Done him

>>212429174
Has anyone said your initials are EW like ewwww ahahaha x

>>212429188
Yeah my ALDI sell these in the bread section.

>>212429188
tried looking up ur mums arse?

>>212429166
goodnight lad *kisses you on the cheek*

Some Israel.

well that's me done then

>>212429243
Your name and address please sir

search/image/GFs9ziVVM6nSp45JgjyowQ

>>212429226
Why would I look up my mums are for a pack of 4 bagels that’s just stupid and childish

>>212429251
Hamged.

>>212429199
ah, the seal of approval
https://youtu.be/cgKyceyprcI?t=955

>>212429190
*turns to the camera*
And that was our correspondent from the town of smelly bedroom, mum'shouseshire

thats 158K XP gained today then

carefully placing used niccy pouches on catberg

>>212429281
the japanese are a wonderful people

Japanese people are just bloody lovely, aren't they?

>>212429271
Ok.

>>212429287
done that slug

>>212428869
I get told to kill myself 5 different ways every League game.

>>212429174
You'll still be doing the same thing in 2 years time anyway

>>212429304
the women are

>>212429281
Waooooowwww respect!!! like if you agree!

>>212429305
You alright?

>>212429287
Not wrong am I? You think those lads dressed in black puffer coats and face masks are doing work for help the aged or something?

>>212429281
shit bow

>>212429304
Mad how they don't migrate here anymore but the wogs and nogs do. Mad that. They managed to fix their poverty issues in only a few decades whereas Africa is poor forever.

>>212429327
Logical.

Might start bowing to every Asian person I see

>>212429213
mine must not have them then

Any women with fanners in this thread? I'd like to cum inside a woman's fanner

R E S P E C T
FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME

>>212429141
I'm glad you understand

>>212429304
savage lot

>>212429348
I am mad, no I am not alright.

Farage will naturalise the Boriswave and rorke will be taken for a mug once again.

Drinking tea right now aha what am I like Saturday night eh x

got the count dankula on

sucking on some h2o liquid

>>212429359
gonna have to do that when china take over. but a small price to pay for the end of woke

>>212429354
>looks at our treatment of Japanese Americans during WWII
yeah haha wonder why they wouldn't wanna do that...

>>212429304
coomed to Nao Jingugi earlier

>>212429376
You will too, eventually. You'll see.

>>212429394
rorke already knows Farage is a snake and now supports Rupert Lowe

>>212429395
It's Friday

Britain should set up colonies on the north coast of Spain

>>212429392
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things get better.

Do we have a line

675/2500 normal type Pokemon caught. have been slacking on those

>>212429383
literally based lot

NEW

>>212429461
>>212429461
>>212429461

>>212429433
With you, sir.

>>212429281
oriental monkeys

New
>>212429476
>>212429476
>>212429476

>>212429422
aha well you see I'm all tea'd up to the gills aha x

Fucking Jason.

>>212429409
They did do that you imbecile. Hundreds of thousands migrated after the war and started businesses here. You missed the point you fat tard, because you only know soundbites of history.

Oh, two news are there?
*fucks off to another site on the internet for a bit*

You should pray with your blood on Quran and I will wank to it with my payment.

thats 165K XP gained then

>>212429489
>>212429489
>>212429489

>>212429559
Shlafa Ukraine.

>>212429531
are you me haha

Doggo.

>>212429563
fuck off cunt

what the fuck the Smeargle can flee QQ

Worse than worse. I do not want it mr Romanio!