Thread 212431762

Women edition

>>212431762 (OP)
GET THIS RETARDED NIGGER BITCH OFF OF MY SCREEN NOW!

>>212431762 (OP)
actually the reality is even worse, the girl gets absolutely pissed like he did something wrong.
seen it in many videos

evil below

>I'M LONELY SO I'M AN DRUNK
>I'M LONELY SO I'M A DOPE FIEND
>IM LONELY SO I'M A THIEF
>I'M LONELY SO I'M A

>>212431837
No one is fundamentally evil. even mass murderers can be nice and sweet in other contexts
like i bet Stalin probably treated his own family ok

I JUST WANNA FEEL SOME
SUUUUNSHIIIIIINE

>>212431784
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751676497550149.webm

there ain’t no one that be following us through a storm like this one… get yourselves warm

Struggling to get this poo out while looking at these sexy Instagram hoes really put things into perspective

>>212431888
FaLLOW THE PLAN Arthur!

Ayo this nigga stinking up the thread over here

>>212431589
>>212431563
They have this statue of Alexander the Great in their capital, Skopje.
They fully believe they are his heirs, even though he was GREEK and modern day Macedonians are SLAVS

happy 4th of july

>>212431888
Just got to the point where I can buy the 1899 pistol and I've committed so much murder with it.

>>212431888
i just bought this and it keeps crashing every thirty minutes

I forced myself to have sex with a man last night. Not a trap or a femboy or anything. Just a regular, grown-ass man.
I had to close my eyes and try to shut him out to the best of my abilities. His awkwardly bulky proportions, his arm and leg hair, his deep grunts, his rough skin and wide shoulders, all these things made it incredibly difficult to achieve and maintain an erection but after a great deal of concentration I was able to cum in him.
The wave that washed over me after I finished was unbelievable. I pulled out, stood up, took one look at him and immediately felt dizzy. I went to the bathroom to quietly dry heave into his toilet but managed to refrain from actually vomiting.
He wanted me to stay the night and talk with him some more but I left briskly, rambling about having to get home to feed a dog I didn't actually have.

Last night was the lowest point of my life by far. I let loneliness get the better of me and deluded myself into believing that it's better to fuck someone you are not even attracted to at all than to continue withering away in isolation, and now I know from hard experience how ridiculous that line of thinking actually is. But being alone is still miserable and my luck with women is so bad it's pushed me here anyway.

I want to die.

He made the unfunny wall of text again!

I look like this

>>212431888
they should have made micah call the blacks the n word instead of "darkies"

>>212431886
NIGGERS

Serbia comin in hot tonight ngl I am liking these posts

its 9pm and i acoomplished nothing last night

>>212431978
My favourite part of winter is when there's cloud cover and snow but the entire sky is a red colour. It's the most kino thing I've ever seen IRL, second only to a navy blue night sky with bright white stars dotting it.

>>212431466
Yes. Athletes who compete in sports with weight divisions do this on purpose several hours prior to their weigh-in to get under the maximum limit. Sometimes they do more than 10 pounds.

Snow-bunny gf

It's probably a dumb question but how come there has not been a Godzilla vs Gamera movie?

>>212432034
i hope you know what snowbunny means

wish I had a retarded clown gf to fuck

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751657050223238.mp4

>>212432034
GET THESE RETARDED NIGGER BITCHES OFF OF MY SCREEN NOW!

>>212432046
What does it mean?

>>212431978
You're handsome

Kys clownpedo

Thoughts on your existence being inevitably annihilated?
doesn't sound so bad to me, but i guess i can see pros and cons to it

>>212432061
a white woman who has sexual intercourse with you know whos

>>212432057
GET THIS RETARDED NIGGER BITCH OFF OF MY SCREEN NOW!

>>212432075
you're indian

>>212432083
I GUESS it's better than going crazy while confronting infinity, if our mind were to survive somehow.
I hope eternal recurrence is real, personally

Think I will start another minecraft world tonight.

>>212432084
Daym

neighbors having a 4th July party and they can see me in my window and are shooting fireworks at me

What a trashy looking woman

please help. it's too loud

I talk to numerous women everyday

30 year olds be like "still figuring it out"
life figured it out for you my man

>>212432144
honestly they have no idea you exist
>>212432147
>30
>still figuring it out
>all that shit on her face

holy f u c k

>>212432014
Wish we had skies like that instead of just purple and blue

>>212432147
>Still figuring it out
Not terrible, but the face piercings and cheap-y material shirt make her lose points

>>212432158
Put in headphones and listen to this
https://youtu.be/m7aZrhW3t8E?si=-f2mpu7f1HuGJ-17

>>212432147
That’s your looksmatch

In almost 4 years I will be 30
Fuck...........................

In almost 9 years I will be 30
Fuck...........................

>>212432171
Why don't you get super clear skies? I get not having snow but don't you get those summer skies where you can see like 10 million stars all at once?
Getting those in the winter is even more insane, the total lack of humidity in the air makes it feel like someone turned IRL up to 8K resolution.

>>212432199
You don't know true pain yet young one

Workout for tonight:
Bench press
135lb x 20
185lb x 15
205lb x 12
225lb x 10
235lb x 8
245lb x 6

30 min incline treadmill walking

Changed my dating app picture for the first time in like 5 years

Sometimes i look at my hand moving and just think to myself "woah I'm moving my hand with my brain, but the hand isn't me. Me is my conscousness and yet the hand is still part of me though it's not me"
And freak myself out

I’m too chopped for tinder

Dating apps are a humiliation ritual

>>212432232
that's the spicy ramen nigga

>>212432234
your genetics are trash

>>212432232
>tinder
oooofffffff its HELLA rigged now, all the girls you get look tryhard as fuck

>>212431875
Poop I say, Poop!

>>212432257
hes the physical representation of my soul as i get 10 landwhale matches for every 1-2 baddies

>>212432266
blow me

>>212432226
Lay off the acid

>>212432288
don't take that personally, the landwhales are swiping yes on every guy they see. same with the pindick beta males who swipe yes on every 10/10 stacy they see. if nothing else, keep some of those piggu bitches in your back pocket for when you wanna go piggin.

>>212432294
no, your genetics are trash

psychedelics are a scam, all the shit you "learn" is obvious surface level shit

>>212432329
considering only retards do drugs in the first place, this shouldn't be surprising.

>>212432200
We have a gray overcast for most of the year from the gulf stream. It does look great when we do get clear weather tho

pretty layered

>>212432340
you sound like a retard

>>212432309
Inch resting this meme never really caught on

>>212432329
You don’t even learn anything you just have a vague sense of revelation that can’t form into anything substantial
MAYBE you learn something about your ego that most learn at 10 years old, but that’s it

You've got a strong back Joe Buck, You're gonna need it

Dating apps are for trashy normalfags.

this bitch is a hoe but gyaat damn shes so hot

So what do you even do at all then?

>>212432391
True, but also every lonerfag has been there before, which is a mistake.

>>212432407
your mom

>>212432417
She’s dead

>>212432428
no she isnt

>>212432428
That won't stop me

>>212432407
Just go to the pub or a club, really only city people use dating apps here

>>212432441
Alright you got me

>>212432412
I'm a 28 year old KHTV and I've never used a dating app.

>>212432309
>Amelie poster
>Animal Crossing poster
>That entire illustration
Oh that nigga MAD MAD

>>212432358
damn I'm sorry I thought you were Mexican for a second, this makes sense for Ireland

Foreskin? More like thirdie skin

MONO = ONE

RAIL = RAIL

>>212432464
Can’t drink unfortunately and am a bit of a socially stunted freak, I’ll be alright though im just moping for dramatic effect

lol
https://www.wattpad.com/stories/wojak

screaming the N word at my TV again

>>212432516
gem

>>212432464
i think there are a handful of college bars and nightclubs
but most regular bars are 99% boomer territory

>>212432516
whitepill

so then, we're playing or what

I've matched with fat e-girl/emo type bitches and they're honestly picky as fuck for some reason, some bullets were dodged, buts its still funny how not even the skinny normal-ish girls are that picky

honestly it's been ages since we played skribl

does sex feel good

>>212432147
People posting this shit when dating apps match you with people in your range with a few above to get you to keep using is funny.
She's either your match or too good for you.

spinny left

Many of you “stone cold” mfs would cave like a nutty putty just to lick a girl’s footsteps.

women live with these stinking leaking holes, shit is grim

crazy how Michael Jackson raped all those kids and people are still like "yeah but remember Thriller?!"

Guys how do i become American?

>>212432619
Yeah

>>212432677
how good

>>212432637
False, I'm an armpit freak.

i have plumbed the depths of the human mind and discovered that men who lack female attention are often desperate for it

Haven't really been hearing fireworks...

>>212432642
women are smellier on average, at my old job the entrance was right next to the womens restroom and that shit ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS smelled like the worst thing you have smelled in your life

>>212432667
I mean even if we were to play devil's advocate and say he didn't fuck them, it's still bizarre that he had children over like McCauley Culkin

Someone should play a game with that Brazilian anon. He seems kinda lonely and bored.

>>212432722
yeah and there's literally no logical explanation for a grown man, especially one that effeminate and with such a warped childhood of his own, to invite small boys over to his "Neverland Ranch" to have sleepovers

dude was a full on pedo.

Dessert

>>212432668
What skills can you bring to our country?

drove 20 minutes to see a fireworks show but there was literally zero parking. had no choice but to turn right around and go home.

>>212432798
build. more. parking. lots.

>>212432783
post some thicc milf asses for me pls there has to be some at this party

>>212432813
Haha there were several, I have many hot women living on street between the ages of 30 to 50
I ain't not creep though so use your imagination!

>>212432777
Your mind is in the gutter and you're hardcore projecting your own pdf-ile tendencies

>>212432853
shut the fuck up Jason tired of your shit

>>212432783
Why does your hand look like a child

>>212431888
This game was pretty good.

>>212432678
Better than your hand
Not as good as you want it to be

>>212432870
Because I take good care of myself, preserving my youth

BROS
DONT CALL BOSS BABY AT 3AM

I'm smart, Not like everybody says Like, dumb. I'm smart... and I want respect

>>212432916
I WAS PASSED OVER

>>212432929
That's the way pop wanted it

>>212432948
Don't ever go against the family...

>>212432948
IT AINT THE WAY I WANTED IT

people who watch movies with all the lights on in the room are unforgivably retarded.

Suddenly breaking into a rendition of Don't Stop Believin in full camp mode, flourishes and all, is one of the funniest things you can do in public, prove me wrong

>>212433011
MY PARENTS DO THIS I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHY IS EVERY LIGHT ON

slop is on its way

>>212433047
Maybe if you're a millenial

>>212433061
it's actually enraging, my sister does it and I would make a point of just turning lights off and she'd screech and turn them back on. i told her she's not getting the full effect of the movie and she'd just tell me to fuck off. there's just no helping some people.

>>212433073
That's a mad carton of Appalachian rizz you got there senpai, no cap ong.

I'm so depressed

>>212432888
I concur.

>>212433158
>a mad carton of Appalachian rizz
???

Lads and Gentlemen, I present to you:
The Great American Macrocosm!

I'm a shylock

>>212433170
welcome to real life. if it's any consolation most people are depressed. pretty sure it's our normal state of being.

>>212433205
Did my guess err in the wrong direction, boomer?

>>212432777
Judging by the court testimony, he really was just trying to recapture his lost childhood in some way. Considering how motivated the state was to make this case, the evidence they managed to present suggesting illegal activity had occurred was extremely thin.

Trump needs to adopt Vivek Ramaswamy as his son and powder his bottom and swaddle him in a diaper and rock him to sleep as a gesture of good will. It's the only thing that will save this country

>>212433232
It's a symptom of intelligence

>>212433268
if he'd been convicted it would've blown the whole thing wide open and hollywood tinyhatters wouldn't have been able to continue their child rape island adventures.

I was running through the 6 with my woes

>>212432777
What's the difference between Buzz Aldrin and Michael Jackson?

One walks on the moon...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
and the other molested children.

>>212433296
You know how dat shit go

Diddy did nothing wrong

I WANT TO SCREAM AND PUNCH EVERYTHING AROUND ME

>>212433061
I never have my lights on for anything. That's what lamps are for.
Far more cozy than a glaring fluorescent overhead

>>212433318
>>212433296
Holy shit, I want to put him back in the chair.

Bros I quit my factory job I started cause I was breathing in nasty fumes
But my head still hurts even two days after
I'm scared I fucked my brain

>>212433383
its over bro you have already taken 10 years off your life

>>212433307
Pretty sure Buzz never walked on the moon.

i deserve a latinX gf who sits on my pasty white face

>>212433424
we all do bruther.

uncomfortably high award

>>212433390
Where'd you get the grilled cheese, Danny?

wypipo be like these fumes too spicy

>>212433457
Nigger

saw so many happy normies at the beach i wish i had friends and someone who loved me, my life feels like a waste

>>212433413
2nd person, immediately behind Neil Armstrong.

I'm glad Jeff Buckley died. His music is terrible

>>212433433
kanker thats good you cant suffer in america

>>212433424
Here is your LatinX gf:
>>212431591

>>212433469
why does the child look like he's fully retarded

i am alone on the 4th

Just won my bet on the Toronto BJs.
Oh Canada!

>>212433505
But you have us

Nobody watched women's soccer

>>212433524
I do to see the US lose

>>212433489
>that front fupa that looks like a second butt
latinx folx are so diverse looking

>>212433476
Neil didn't walk on the moon either. Both of those lying fucks were on a sound stage.

>>212433517
you all suck

>>212433394
I was planning to expire myself at 40, looks like i'll be ahead of schedule then

>>212433551
No wonder you don't have friends or a gf with that attitude.

I need to get this off my chest because I can't talk about this with anyone else... This happened half an hour ago and it freaked me out a bit...

Ever since I lost a lot of weight a few years ago (60kg+), I started masturbating outside in plain sight at night, for the risk, thrill and fun. It probably has something to do with me finally accepting my body and exploring nudism+exhibitionism while being chronically lonely, whatever... It started slowly with me going for a walk at the edge of my town and doing it on a bench next to the road, to eventually doing it secretly in the driveway at home, always exploring my limits and becoming riskier and riskier with my adventures. I also got caught once by a passing car while on a walk, but nothing happened and the car just turned and drove away.

Then I found a neat spot at one of the industrial/commercial areas of my town that's always fully lit at night and not really isolated/secluded from the main area where all the stores and the gas station are located. To be within sight of these buildings though, I have to walk like 300-400m or so. The spot where I usually drop my clothes is the road's sidewalk, next to a narrow 100m path through the woods where I usually come from, completely dark, connecting parts of the housing area. When I feel being risky, I drop my clothes there and then walk this distance, to be in that open and lit area without any chance of running or hiding without being caught.

So I just did this again half an hour ago, and when I came back, my shirt, shorts and shoes were all scambled around on the sidewalk where I had left them. This was definitely not an animal, and I also didn't hear any noises in the otherwise completely silent area, which means that someone must've secretly followed me, but this person neither took my clothes with them nor did they confront me during my adventure. They probably wanted to spook me. Well, it worked... Fuck me...

im using an oldish macbook right now and im honestly confused with how counter intuitive macOS is
it took me 10 minutes to realize that I wasnt going insane there literally just isnt a volume mixer feature

>>212433569
i have more friends than a pathetic sexpat

FOREINGERS OUT OF ME CUM

>>212433569
BODIED THAT FREAK

>>212433575
You are a pathetic crybaby who goes to the beach on the 4th of July to watch little girls.

>>212433544
The Earth is a banana. The USA and Soviet Union were colluding for the sole purpose of fucking with people. Everything you've ever been told is a lie, told by people who can not only get away with it, but also falsify all of the evidence necessary to make it stick with everyone who isn't chronically high.
If you're correct, you will literally never be able to do anything about it. A group of people who invented power for the purpose of printing money are playing a game with humanity's collective sanity, and we, the pieces, cannot win.

>>212433551
If you smile, I'll swallow.

>>212433594
not a single black person in history has ever done this

>>212433598
Wrong, it's flat

women will never live it up to anime women

>>212433598
I just assume it's all lies until I can verify it myself.

I'm not worried about doing anything about it either. Ultimately I can do whatever I want. We all can, we just choose not to because there might be consequences.

>>212433571
Actually that was me. I was searching for your wallet.

>>212433488
What makes you think women like that would fuck any of us

>>212433619
it literally did happen IRL

>>212433663
fake image

>>212433672
stop denying BIPOCs you racist

I don't make eye contact with nigs. I think it's safer that way
it's similar to how gorillas perceive eye contact as a threat or a challenge

>>212433623
That's what they want you to believe. I've seen the banana. I have stood upon its blackened anus, and gazed in wonder upon its mysterious curves.

>>212433645
I have a few fields there and some cattle, she'll love it

>>212433663
This is actually based

>>212433630
This is a lie they told you to tell yourself.

>>212433672
that picture predates AI by several years

>>212433623
if the world was actually flat there'd be nothing stopping some billionaire from just flying or sailing to the edge of it and beyond

i cant get off

>>212433727
I can help you with that

>>212433623
Are there dinosaurs on these other continents?
Humans?
Lizard people?

generational football twt graphic dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tA8pjGo9vA
Ring in mi pocket, fire in di spliff

Some people are very unintelligent

inbred whitoid btfo

>>212433761
indeed *hits pipe*

>>212433766
Haha, based Aisha

>>212433721
>billionaire
The Rothschild-Goldstein-Merchant-Carter-Dark Syndicate could choose to sell their controlling shares of every stock this billionaire is invested in, including those of "his own" company, bankrupting him in ways normally reserved for French peasantry of the early 10th century.

It's mostly the directions of celestial objects that either require a sphere, or that each person has their own projection of it. If it's the latter option, we are, again, so completely outgunned it's not even worth contemplating.

>>212433766
i saw a fat somali woman in her hijab at the beach today who tf lets these people in?

>>212433750
that's a give they told you to download to post at me, a figment of your imagination, to give you the impression that you are mentally ill.

I love a girl that has serene, enigmatic eyes
hard to explain but i know it when i see it

Why are US politicians like this?

>>212433796
Bizarre name

>>212433794
trump

>>212433814
Well some user don't use their full name on their profile

>britcucks obsessed with some literal who on twitter

holy shit

>>212433812
>Van Orden
Why are Dutch-men like this?

>boomer grandparents have their grandchildren over
>instead of spending time with them you make them clean the chimney for free
>clearly don't give a shit at all when you get banned from sleepovers because you probably didn't care about seeing them anyways

what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>212433815
say what

>>212433831
Hes an elected representative for Wyoming celebrating increased poverty

The bus driver of the bus I'm on now just stopped the bus in the middle of the road and got out of his seat just to yell at some teenagers for no explicable reason at all. Coincidentally he was a dalit-looking jeet. Like he just spazzed out on these two teenagers telling them, "if you want to wait you can get off the bus or I'll call security" and then they just went back to their seats. Super bizarre. They seemed equally confused.

>>212433833
Mental illness.
Our parents didn't invent it to get us on the ritalin.

>>212433814
That's her hoe name retard

>>212433812
Why are British politicians like this?

DEATH TO AMERICA!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/nk4rgk.mp4

>>212433848
HOLY SHIT STOP THE PRESSES SOME FUCKING DO-NOTHING FAGGOT FROM A BULLSHIT NON-STATE SAID A THING ON TWITTER

GODDAMN NIGGER WHAT OTHER HOT FRESH SHIT DO YOU HAVE FOR US?

>>212433850
It's how people who have never held authority think it's done.

>>212433862
I fine with the death of Mexico thanks. Won't be watching that.

My grandparents were from the Silent Generation and they were super cool

>>212433872
I'm* gg

HOLY FUCK SAKURA JUST KISSED JASON ON STREAM
ITS OFFICIAL JASONBROS

>>212433862
Muslim and Mexicans are natural allies.

>>212433848
>NOOOOOOOO NOT SHANIQUA LATEESHAS FOOD STAMPS

>>212433862
AND BUTTER SAUCE!

>>212433885
Kys

>>212433663
>he wouldn't eat crawfish on a plane
NGMI

>>212433878
i inherited a stone pendant necklace from my grandfather but I lost the string sometime when I was a stupid teenager. it had animal bones shaped into beads.

>>212433896
they are united in destroying white civilization

>>212433918
Pictured: average american citizens in current year

>>212433906
GARLIC BUTTER SAUCE?

>>212433687
I want a black weeb gf so bad bros

evens i have more puffcorn
odds i suffer

>>212433915
I remember getting this weird old toy from an old barn that was going to be torn down at my grandfathers
it was a wind up toy of rabbits on a ferris wheel and when you'd wind it up it would play Beethoven's Fur Elise
https://youtu.be/q9bU12gXUyM

I had your dad's sausage today

>>212433834
She was right for about 5 minutes in 2053, until the fucking nerds with the Einstein Rosen Bridge fixed their calculations.
Seriously, fuck those guys... leaving me on read.

>>212433918
What ethnicity is on the left?

>>212433977
Looks Nafri

>>212433956
I want to cut her head off and put it on the end of my wizard staff

When I see people with nose ring it makes me feel like pulling their ring to teach them of their stupidity to have one in the first place.

>>212433954
IRAQ LOBSTER!

If Jason were my gf I'd slap her for getting out of line, 1940s style

>>212433990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2pljSVp0Uk

>>212433976
>Laqueffah Shraiffah Jackson II will twerk on a United airlines flight and it'll become a viral meme on Instagram in 2026 so SAYS VANGA!

Post more clothed, sire

absolutely unhinged posts being made what the fuck even

>>212434023
She certainly didn't say that in this timeline.
Twerking and United Airlines both go tits up in September.

mine eyes have seen the corn syrup

Back in my day women looked like this and we liked it

>>212434099
99 bottles of coca-cola on the wall, 99 bottles of coca-cola

/cum/ is full of broken androids

Filet o fish tartar sauce

i'm gonna wait until Monday to make another xitter account

for the meantime i'll think of a good handle and pfp to give it

>transmission
>trans
>mission
what does it all mean

i aint paying for it

>>212434123
>Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.

>>212433986
Can I keep the rest of her body?

sans blague?

>>212434126
changed my tranny fluid last week

>>212434126
it
>moves
>across
the gears of your gearbox, to faster and better extol the virtues of the differently gendered.

>>212433469
>looks around with a smug face after pouring it
inferiority complex

>>212434157
Tu parles

>>212434123
@TradCathConquistadorGroyper1488

>>212434168
well she is inferior

>>212434209
>it's taken already

it's been months since i last watched anime

>>212434262
this is a good thing.

>>212433803 wtf

it's a neutral thing actually

Im fighting my porn addiction and losing

bord hella slow
what country got rangebanned

Coco

>>212434159
TRANNY FLUID?
LOL

>>212432715
made one

not even lying, I've yet to meet anyone who actually likes indians

i want to marry an Ukrainian girl and we will have mixed race kids and that will make wignats seethe

anyone want to play repo

play what

i gave my steam account to a brother from Mauritania months ago
it had over 150 games...

no i'm drinking rum and coke and watching Anthony Cumia rant about blacks

I'm having sex right now

>>212434468
bestiality is illegal you should not be making this post

>>212434493
new

308

cum lol

>>212434519
true

>drinkng beer in bed
>Beer gnomes make my beer suddenly foam
>Beer everywhere now
Does beer do this to you guys too?