Thread 212446531

holodem edish

in tears of laughter at my own posts

took me till i was 27 to learn there were other stamps below this one!

gagging for a gabbie carter gf

>>212446573
why even use them lol

Thing about Young Sheldon, yeah, is that he's a smug prick. I'd love to chin him.

>>212446573
you cant buy these and trade them in for a refund at the postal office anymore...

>A Pregnant Scottish woman ordered groceries to be delivered to her home in Glasgow only to be met by delivery driver Muhammad Faizan Khan.

>He forced himself inside and raped her, which contributed to a miscarriage.

>He was handed just a 12-month prison sentence.

>>212446588
sending christmas letters to my many servants!

this nigga buying stamps

so fucking boooooooooreeeeddd

>>212446609
yanks are truly something else

I will wait for Cleopatra
For I know my time must come
And I'm gettin' ready for wherever she'll be at-ra
Cause I'm gettin' stronger now and not so dumb
Abdul yearns for Cleopatra in the early desert sun
I love Cleopatra, she's still the one

>>212446598
You can punt Warwick Davis to the moon but you cannot punt Young Sheldon, he is a child

>>212446609
but global warming is not real o algo

nth for the baddie x bopdem

>>212446613
>The victim says that during the trial, Khan accused her of making the allegation because she was racist and said she had 'enjoyed' the attack.

good little blk boy..... "praying" to your God. keep stroking that lil turd to the mighty BWC (Big White Cock) satisfying and pleasing your women... she will inherit good genes while yours will die off...

poshkek has made me really seethe with anger for the short time he's been here. i'm looking at my life and i'm thinking, "i'll never match up to him". and i'm seething about it.

Leaving my curtains shut. Plantbergs won't be getting any sunlight today

>>212446642
He's mentally raped you lad

uh oh melty

poshtwat desperately trying to memoryhole the time he accidentally revealed he only has 3 estates in surrey and not 5 LMAO

ruby granger anal

>>212446640
???

*poos in your thread*

grimmers

>>212446639
>She added: "He became angry when it was revealed I wasn't a teenager. He thought I was 15.

>"He wanted to get me charged for hurting his foot when I tried to get him out of the door."

'ick on 'eck

>>212446613
>'I opened my door to a Deliveroo driver - then he stuck his tongue down my throat'
just like my JAV kinos

I hope you're all dressing in proper shirts today; it's time to grow up

>>212446640
what the hellyonce

>>212446464
Borderline Personality Disorder doesn't exist
Women are just naturally crazy

this nigga a big hard guy drug seller about town, hes "him" he. is. him. but he doesnt buy stamp books and use stamps as currency whilst selling drugs to use as currency conversion cause he sell nigga weed

>>212446715
>Borderline Personality Disorder
l have this

>>212446707
I will be wearing one for my date later ;)

Scran

>>212446573
Until this year I thought these were the only stamps

>>212446609
no more air conditioning rorke

>>212446642
SORRY!

>>212446674
i truly, truly have!

>>212446684
and what of your estates? and no, i do NOT mean your featureless 2007 volkswagen passat!

watching the last king of scotland, rorke won't like this but he was a BLACK man

>>212446756
rather not lose my local paki shops and chippies desu

>>212446733
wtf how? it doesn't even exist mate

>>212446782
>eating fish and chips from a non-white

>>212446740
English made?

>>212446609
Yanks are so fucking retarded it's actually unreal

idi amin was based, woke if you disagree

>>212446745
Did your maid make this for you?
Look alright. What is it?

>>212446770
>I've got 5 estates! I can count how many estates I have in surrey on 1 hand!
lad you got utterly wiped that thread, pipe down

>>212446810
yup, burberry

think i'll let you all off the hook for now as i have the horses to attend with mummy and daddy, and then this evening i'm off to the ritz for supper with the duke. ta ta for now, lowlife scum! be sure to remain virgins, as well!

stamps are white people world
writing and sending letters. vgh
>when was the last time you wrote a letter?
by the way Canada I destroyed that note of
that dying thing. I had to do a different one for the bank because laying down and dying was an option (blaming them in the note of course)

Thoughts on those with severe autism?

>>212446780
At the end of the day, your wife will still be an East Asian Pang Pang with stick-out teeth and a sallow complexion, just like for the rest of us Timmies...

>>212446613
>Google name
>No results other than a Change petition

hmmm, Rorke are you telling porkies

>>212446803
sorry mate, this is a british culture general

>>212446821
Myself. Just beef with chili peppers, garlic, red onion, s0y sauce and olive oil

>>212446860
can be really, really sexy

>>212446858
silence nigga

incredibly unfunny gimmick

>>212446860
Fire them into the sun

>>212446858
the what?

>>212446860
Need to be fed into a woodchipper in order to fertilize crops

Taking a Jet2 holiday to /britfeel/

>>212446770
>and no, i do NOT mean your featureless 2007 volkswagen passat!
did that poor freak

>>212446884
thing is mate that until you try it you just don't know

>>212446878
>>212446885
>>212446891
Sending these posts directly to Ofcom and GCHQ

love is ove, leftypol
PMSing over white man and Chinese woman
more Chinese immigration please

>>212446877
I thought you were vegan

>>212446860
swing them around and around at the edge of a cliff and then let go so they fall down for ages into the sea below

might get back into dota

>>212446691
Got 12 months
Should be put down

Weebs are the lowest form of life, only just below frogposters and other incels. Next it's nonces and murderers

poshkek is the gimmick that will save our thread
i've never laughed harder - not ever

Over 100 billion chickens are killed every year to feed humans
That's a genocide unlike any other

>>212446874
Paki fish and chips are total shite and a southerner like you wouldn't know better. They should be deported for that they do to cod and haddock never mind what they do to children.

gonna "total recall" into Russia and end this war myself. give me 2 weeks with them

Funny how a right-wing woman (e.g. Julia Hartley-Brewer), is more likely to have had sex with black men than a left-wing woman (Emma Watson)

>>212446905
well now you know

>>212446977
my local chippy is run by Kurds

>>212446913
jackfruit based imitation beef but to me it's the same thing

Chicken Farm Action

Reminder many studies have proven a clearly link between being left wing and being high IQ, and being right wing and low IQ
Fascists and Nazis have the lowest IQ of any group, while Communists have the highest IQs

hypothetically, incest should be legal
lets say, hypothetically, that incest is legal. thats fine. isnt it?

>>212446996
name rolls off the tongue though doesn't it. punchy. makes you wonder if he's been around a lot longer than you even though you know he hasn't

>>212447009
:/

>>212447002
Love the Kurds. Good people. It's a shame how we abandoned them.

when I woke up this morning I saw a pair of titties like that for some reason in REM sleep

>>212447019
no clue. i just wanna rape

the government should do mushrooms as this would end the wars and greed

>>212446977
I have never seen a paki fish and chip shop in my entire life
study a bit more british culture and stop being such a racist

>>212447002
My local ones are Greek or Indian. Greek is an abomination. Indian is ok if you are desperate.

1000 years of centrist neoliberal bureaucracy and zionist capitalism

>>212446991
Because to right-wing women, black men are forbidden fruit whereas left-wing women don't think like that
It's similar to how right-wing men are obsessed with watching blacked porn

chip trucks here are run by quebeckers

SEXMONSTER

>>212447015
wtf his dick is average
why do brown women act so sycophantic towards white men?

>>212447015
Not to brag, but he's actually smaller than me.

>>212447075
Shut up you fucking soft southern paki loving gimp

>>212447018
last study i saw on iq and political inclination stated that there was no correlation between iq and social beliefs but economically right wing people had (slightly) higher iq than left wing. so do you mind posting your sources? just curious

NAME SAYS IT ALL

huminahuminahuminahumina AWOOOGA! AWOOOGA!

>>212447015
Timmy chode
She's stroking his dick and his ego

>>212447134
you will never fit in

>>212447140
Look at this graph

>>212447128
Not difficult, he's just average. I'm guessing 6.5 inches

if you would consult this graph please

Every name in this screenshot is a Jew.

Kinda easy to see where the Nazis were coming from with the whole Judeo-Bolshevik stuff.

>>212447156
Naughty naughty

So blacks who vote Labour en bloc are high IQ?

>>212447199
The Nazi is too stupid to figure out how to attach an image to his post

>>212447156
um

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

hi joe rogan here

scrannois assou-ekotto

>>212447218
hiiiiiii

>>212447184
cheers i found it on google

>>212447199
*ahem*

>>212447015
Nice tits tbf

ohh someone used a Pokelure
I will close the app then...

oh the turns have tabled

>>212446991
>>212447095
spaki indahouse

Jews are very smart, but that alone would not have made them successful
They are also VERY cunning
This combination of smarts and cunning has taken their tribe right to the top of the human food chain

I want to wank but have already done it twice today and my dick is so full of water like a bloated little leech fellas

>>212447018
my theory for this is that IQ is a test of problem solving and to solve problems you need to be open minded and left wing people are usually more open minded

>>212447271
>bo0mbed

>>212447166
Fit in with what? Your dogshit paki fish and chips?

poowong

>>212447223
Start of Pakistani immigration to the UK to now

>>212447271
shes like 45 by the way
thats what they look like when they are that old

thats a beautiful big hot cock slippin into an asshole

>>212447308
he's projecting

At the airport lads

that's an awfully hot nigger cock

no one care me

>>212447223
children raped in Comic Sans in crazy

Gave a homeless person change once and he misgendered me
(For clarification I'm a regular male, but he called me "miss")
Anyways, shall never help them again after that

When I see a young right-wing woman I think, "yeah, she's definitely taken black dick before"
I don't think this when I see left-wing women

>>212447379
you’re unwell

>>212447378
too racially ambiguous
into the chamber it goes

/brit/ is a series of general threads devoted to the discussion of British culture that have been maintained on 4chan's /int/ board almost non-stop since early 2013.

It is believed to be an offshoot of the Anglosphere generals that came before it. It is the most active general on /int/, and contrary to its name, there are always plenty of non-British posters populating the general at any given time, most commonly other Anglosphere citizens, such as Americans and Australians. It also seems to be the only general that isn't full of weebs.

bleed the blood
die the death
shart the shit

wahey

how do i stop having opinions. my take on anything is literally irrelevant and just serves to ruin my mood

>>212447345
did eminem really say that?

>>212447415
hiya

watching the free Sabbath stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCOsog2Xs_8

STOP POSTING THE PONIES.
STOP.

>>212447411
>no results found
why did you write this

>>212447429
Think about the cosmos

Pony content outside /mlp/.
This window will close in 3 seconds...

Toby ^.^ xx <3

Remember when /brit/ accidentally organised the /mlp/ meet up?

>>212447447
>>212447460
?

>>212447411
LOL! get this on wikipedia lad

Afternoon lads

Doing a bit of Minecraft toil with the Mrs

May venture into the deep dark today since we have uncovered it whilst building a mine underneath our base. Need to stock up on wool first though because the warden makes me shit myself x

EEVEES! YOUR PROFESSION?

>>212447492
What's for tea tonight Spaino?

black men

thought this was referring to indian scam calls before I clicked in lol

>>212447501
Not sure desu might order a takeaway don’t think we have much in. Yourself? x

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?
Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one.
Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.
They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood.
With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more...

>>212447546
Just a simple pasta dish x

SHINY EEVEE GOT!

knees weak, arms are heavy

toby goes "ugh" and sharply gasps as i jam it into his crusty scottish starfish

>>212447578
um hi

>>212447573
Good shout, bit of pesto on there maybe? Lush, lovely, love it x

>>212447605
Yeah. It 4x lush x

nickit, the sexy Pokemon

>>212447490
https://brit.fandom.com/wiki//brit/_Wiki

tell you what's a nice pasta dish: mussels with tomato, onion and garlic pasta

chop up an onion and some garlic then fry them off in the pan, add to some tomato passata with tomato puree added to thicken as required. Throw in a packet of cooked mussels and heat while the pasta of your choice boils. Strain the pasta then pour the mussel mixture over the top. Lovely stuff

>>212447629
Followed by wanking over your incel smelly idol on YT yeah? You fat friendless virgin cunt.

>>212447512
Can't wait for her to retire, I can't stand seeing her blocky yellow mutt face

>>212446745
Looks lovely

>>212447676
Sounds pengers that la x

Love seafood pasta myself personally

>>212447682
Yeah. It 8x lush

Be honest, what would you do if you shat yourself right now? How fucked would you be?

>>212447714
got my nappy on so I'd be chilling

>>212447696
it's such a good combo

another one in the same vein is tuna pizza. Yet in my life I have never met another soul who has eaten a tuna pizza (or even seen it on a menu). Salty fish with tomato, cheese and bread. What more can you ask for?

>>212447682
screaming

>>212447714
Missus would call be a total freak and bully me for the rest of my life

>>212447676
Add some chilli and lemon also x

>>212447777
UM

>>212447378
emma raducanu looks like THAT?!

>>212447775
unlucky mate

How do older black guys get white nubiles?
It looks so right when 50+yo Dredd is destroying some tiny, pale, blonde 18yo

>>212447750
I have been looking for this artist for about 3 years thank you and I nearly ignored your post

ummmmmmmmm

Right. Is it a cans night or a wine night?

>>212447795
bruh

Mental how the BBC utterly tarnished Patrick Moore after he was no longer able to defend himself, who had been a loyal presenter for them for decades, because of his political views

>>212447802
if I dirnk tonight i'll still be hungover for workberg monday

>>212447795
>How do older black guys get white nubiles
Tinder and dating apps

>>212447775
fair comment from that brazilian chap, she has a great body

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1751724087829259s.jpg

also she's 19 years old (you sick fuck)

>>212447795
calm down rorke

>>212447795
Quentinberg

>>212447825
I don't care for that closeted homo

oh no I've accidentally linked the thumbnail, had a mare there fucks sake

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1751724087829259.jpg

janman!

These two 19 year old Reform UK members now run Nottinghamshire council.

fucking love gouda

>>212447828
so?

oh my god I've fucking fucked up THAT link as well not realising the thumbnails are all jpegs and the image is a png jesus christ just kill me

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1751724087829259.png

>>212447865
Short one has to be gay

>>212447795
I remember a scene where a small blonde with braces is holding Dredd's humongous BBC in his hands for the first time and, in awe of its size, likens it to Excalabur

>>212447873
I have a driving job so even though I won't have alcohol in my system it's still dodgy
I drive like shit when I'm hungover

uh uhhh des despacito

>>212447903
ok rorke

>>212447865
can hear their accents

>>212447914
ah that's fair

mindraped by pornography

>>212447825
>"if I saw the entire German nation sinking into the sea, I could be relied upon to help push it down."
lmao

>>212447896
teenage girl arse

Lancashire police stopped two women today, and told them to remove their tops, claiming the words "Free Palestine" on their t-shirts could breech new anti-terror laws banning Palestine Action.
Meanwhile in London 20 people including an 83 year old woman have been arrested for support of Palestine Action.

>>212447872
Yeah? Is it goud? hahaha

>>212447896
just in case it gets deleted https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1661/19/1661190954005.gif

white girls are humanity's greatest prize
anything else is just a compromise

qt

deuce.

suicide is my only option

>>212447971
it took me a long time to forget that gif
fuck you

>>212447965
insanely cucked if true

>>212447997
Advantage Catyank

>>212448002
nah you could do a terrorism

The only webm that has gotten to me was the crabs in the dumpling. Gore doen't even affect me but I couldn't stop thing about that crab dumpling

>>212448025
pipe down gchq

>>212447865
>but who will cover up the grooming gangs now?

contemplating a curry tonight

Running a council is not really any different to playing a simulation game like Rollercoaster Tycoon

Listening to death metal and painting warhammer models

>>212448069
that sounds oddly therapeutic

>>212448049
for me it's the kittens being crushed to pieces by a woman (probably russian or chinese) wearing heels :(

>>212448055
You're the one on the left aren't you?

>>212446531 (OP)
why do people watch this shit

Hello pals

cosmopolitans have looked at the stars and determined it could be up to 13x as lush

>>212448102
Thankfully haven't seen that

>>212448108
me on the right

>>212448102
yet you watched the whole thing no doubt tranny

Pissing blood
Pissing blood
It isn't good
No, it isn't good...

sla >>212448126
they're retarded transexual paedophiles

How do you lads get a nice doss going?

my life is so fucked up and I have no idea where to start to fix it haha

Eating some McCoys crisps

>>212448161
>retarded transexual paedophiles
Strange projection there lad

Rorke?

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1751725772198487.jpg

>>212448066
the guy who wrote Rollercoaster Tycoon wrote the whole thing in assembly

this would be like a single person building a nuclear power plant themselves, by hand, from scratch, minining the uranium and also the iron ore needed to make the tools to build the plant. It's fucking insane.

Zionist cops telling British women to remove their tops because they support Palestine

>>212448069
For me, it's Arsis

remember lads, /brit/ meetup tonight at the Jolly Gameshow Host. Be there or be square

>>212448166
not normally a fan of government oversight but you know these people were celebrating rorkettes getting jail for tweets

>>212448218
Cmon cloggy you usually post hotter cuck porn than that
I want the highest quality cuck porn

There's hundreds if not thousands of IDF baby killers freely walking the streets of Britain with full government support
But you dare wear a t shirt that says "Free Palestine" on it and you will be arrested

>>212448166
>so it begins
What? The police enforcing the law? Never stopped you lefty vermin

Suck me dry

>>212448127
Catyank, hello. Hope you're having a good day.

>>212448331
Hope someone jumps on your neck
No crime was committed
It's fascist pigs harassing people with a shred of decent human conscience

>>212448127
I’m not your pal, guy

EDINBURGH
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I support Palapito. Free Palapito

>>212448145
It was a series of images. I don't know if there was a video of it too

girl outside wearing shorts cor

>>212448389
Beautiful city

>>212448219
Yh mate it’s exactly like that

Is Spainlad still here?

Just wanted to say I miss you x

Mental to consider it's mid winter in Aus/NZ right now

>>212448219
>assembly
what do you mean by this? is that a program?

>>212448382
supporting a proscribed group is a crime

Thoughts on José?

Found a free stream :]

>>212448439
he was in assembly at school

>>212448429
he got blown up by iran when he went to israel

>>212448429
He destroyed you.

>>212448439
low-level (as in minimally abstracted) programming language

>>212448458
Wearing the words "Free Palestine" isn't a crime you 70 IQ retarded nazi zionist chud.

>>212448439
it's one step up from writing in 1s and 0s

wish i could sleep for 8 hours then be awake for 8 hours as a sleep pattern
it would be based and kino

>>212448439
assembly is the language the processor speaks, modern programs get translated from easier-to-write stuff into that.
chris sawyer wrote the entire thing in the hard-mode language

>>212448219
That guy is based

>>212448439
Assembly language is where you're writing individual CPU instructions. This is much more difficult than using C or C++, which are used for most video games.

been drinking water like mental today and still thirsty

>>212448463
think he grossly mis-used pogba

>>212448554
little diabetes fella

>>212448512
um clearly is it they got arrested for it LOL!

I hate cops

so rorke is anti free speech now? kind of makes a mockery of it all really

>>212448482
Wtf why'd he go there?

>>212448500
Bizarre outburst

Are you alright?

>>212448512
Are you Irish diaspora?
A true Anglo hates Israel and Palestine equally

>>212448615
>now

>>212448512
it quite literally is according to the dictionary definition of a crime

>>212448615
Rorke only supports free speech when it's his side

that question has brought out all the code monkeys
i wonder how many software engineers are in /brit/
probably a lot based on the type of thread this is

>>212448661
Did they replace your brain with rocks?

free speech is a stupid idea anyway and one of those things you have to give up to live in a civilised society

New
>>212448766
>>212448766
>>212448766

>>212448705
did you miss the part where Palestinian protest became illegal, and therfore an arrestable offence? I'm I going too fast for you?

The groomers checking their sat-navs

>>212446613
We don't know the rapist's story. He may have been influenced by systemic racism/ a stressful work environment