Thread 212453569

Peng whip edition

>have a red face
>want to know how to whiten it up
>NHS: don't exercise bruv

my taxes pay for this

all in here
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Just been to the chippy. All this for me x

Mad how advanced AI video generation is now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6xmlF6J8tM
Wondering how to do it myself

>>212453646
Reddit niggas be like 'shave or keep?'

>>212453682
scrom

Shotgun pressed on me chest for the kickback
Chat shit, get boxxed up like a tic tac

Bit dead here innit :/

>>212453712
due to woke

>>212453712
haven't got anything to say have i

watching a serbian film (which one haha x)

tempted ngl

>>212453718
Isn’t it more to do with you heatherpaedo? lol
>>212453733
Any plans for the weekend? x

>>212453646
Greta trooned out?

>no takeaways
>freezer tea only
>tension with his gf
>dreading work on monday
>stuck in england for the foreseeable
spaino in his skint era lmao. love to see it. karmic retribution for all the people he's mistreated over the years.

3 weeks of 4chan left lads....

Girl at toil said that I look like Chris Pratt
Would be dining out on that story for literally years to come

>>212453646
He doesn't look terrible desu

>>212453773
looking forward to life on the sharty

>>212453763
yes the schizos have driven out many of the casuals/long time posters
its sad :(

>>212453763
might go to the shop for an ice cream

>>212453766
Just means he takes his nastiness out on us more

Tempted to venture into town and buy some of the worst food imaginable to stuff inside my gut

any of you age verified on any porn sites?

>>212453790
Girl at mine told me I look like Tom Hiddleston

>>212453805
he looks simultaneously very old and very young

>>212453764
LMAO
>>212453805
Yeah tbf he looks decent lol
>>212453817
Who are you la? Anyone id know? x

>>212453843
no chance

This thread is dedicated to Diogo Jota

Never hire a south american to design anything

"Ice cream" ?

Thought you guys called it "Pombley-Wombley Frigid Spleggings"

I've never had an experience that I would definitively call good whenever I've interacted with strangers in public

>>212453822
Could murder a tub of Benjamin and Gerald’s myself rn :/
>>212453876
Still can’t believe that happened. So fucking sad.

>animeposts and frogposts vastly increase
>thread quality goes massively down
I can't work it out!!!

rorke wanking again is he?

Never get ID'd anymore
think this is a sign I've aged badly as I'm not 30 yet

girl at my toil said I looked like Bruce Vilanch
had no idea who he was until I googled him and then I wanted to punch her in the fucking face
we aren't close enough for it to be banter either

Wanked to rio teramoto

>>212453847
>>212453790
feels good to look sexy dun it, lad?

>>212453927
At least people respect you

Right I’m off for my tea lads, catch yous later x

>>212453965
Yes and no. I'm handsome but too autistic to do anything about it

>>212453929
But not only did you not punch her in the face, you didn't utter a word to her and instead snivelled your way here like the coward you are, seething away in your smelly bedroom.

leftypol living at the orphanage, he's 23 and both parents are still alive

>>212453805
>Trim goatee
>shave off stache
>shave off sideburns
He's look normal

ageing is brutal

Got told I look like Mr Bean once. Never recovered from that one tbqh. Can't even watch Mr Bean anymore without feeling the sting of it.

>>212453892
I like that building, and as a bonus, it fucks up cars belonging to rich pricks
>an ultra-bright light reflected from the building melted a Jaguar car on the streets below
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/architecture/walkie-talkie-city-skyscraper-renamed-walkie-scorchie-after-beam-of-light-melts-jaguar-car-parked-beneath-it-8794970.html

>>212453892
I think it looks good because it's like how they look in a cartoon

>>212453929
lol

>>212454042
Mr Bean
Is

handsome !!

>More than 20 people have been arrested in London after what police said they were responding to a protest in support of the banned group Palestine Action.

>The Metropolitan Police said those arrested were being held on suspicion of offences under the Terrorism Act 2000 and had been taken into custody.

anarcho-tyranny

>>212454078
scream

Got told I look like Captain America before he got put in the machine that makes him strong.
Still took it as a compliment.

>>212454078
Nobody wants to shag Mr Bean

>>212454046
For me it's 3
They all look nice but 3 has something special

girl at toil told me I look like a customer once. I said I was and paid for my meal deal and left. it wasn't my toil by the way it was hers.

>>212454046
Is the second one wasian?

>>212454042
could be worse a girl told me i remind her of david mitchell

Mad how pro-Israel lobbyists control put political class

Weird thing is it was after a girl called me fit and another lad shouted "he looks like Mr Bean". I have been called gorgeous by girls too.

>>212454110
She looks the most down to earth

>>212454114
does she say that to every cunt who walks through the doors?
she might have the 'tism I'm afraid

doing a read

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolivian_Mennonite_gas-facilitated_rapes

nobody's ever told me I look like anyone. people barely acknowledge I'm a real human being

any six feet under man in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y&ab_channel=SiaVEVO

Remember when I was at uni and this cute girl in my class who I never spoke to looked my way and smiled at me when we were all on break going for lunch in the town centre

Got told I look like the bloke from that 70's show (not the rapist)

>>212454202
No but i like this song anyway

>>212454214
Does it haunt you lad?

>>212453892
I will beat you

What church has a bigger presence catholic or CoE in england

>>212454091
Sickening stuff

I pray British ministers are brought before the ICJ

>>212454228
The Indian fella?

>>212454237
No I'm gay but if I were into girls I imagine I'd have been over the moon for weeks after

reminder that Mousey lives in a self-inflicted Matrix with his tablet placed so close to his face that everything he views on it becomes a reality
he eats a Pot Noodle this way while watching Gary Eats to trick his head into thinking he's eating fine cuisine

>>212454251
CofE by far

how can I get a skinny british bf or a chav british gf?

>>212454279
She knew you were gay and wanted a guy friend who wouldn't want to shag her

>>212454282
clever lad

>>212454181
Why are the Dutch like this?

>>212454303
idk man no one has ever asked this before

>>212454303
Just smile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI

>>212454294
Here it's caffolik all the Anglicans churches are full of old lesbians or they are evangelicals

>>212454312
Nh I'm not overtly gay. Wish I were would make for less confusing interactions. Also had way more girls express interest in me than lads so life would've been easier.

>>212454303
Ask her to touch your shmeckel in exchange for a bag of chippy chips

>>212454363
Nah trust me, women know, even if you're not overtly gay. You have a gay aura

>>212454046
skinny yardie goon clapmeats

>huh, life has passed me by
>no problem I'll turn it all around at age...
>*checks calendar*
>...29

>>212454411
Just seen the same post too yeah?

i'd have a go on kylie pages' corpse

My current marvel funko pop collection

what the helly

>>212454411
35 and I'm turning mine around next week

>>212454324
>>212454335
>>212454371
thanks bros. armed with this advice I shall become british.

>>212454411
History is littered with losers who came out of nowhere to change the world.

for fuck sake I'm actually built for it lads

leaky pg tips are out

hi

>>212454385
When I was in sixth form a group of girls from the younger years started shouting that I was gorgeous at me across the courtyard. Also on the bus had some girls start giggling and playing with my hair over the back of the seat. Also had one come up to me and say directly to my face "you're beautiful" during break time. Imagine a lot of this would've been a dream for straight lads.

>>212454418
Holy freaking epic sauce

>>212454474
corr ;) x

tights man in

>>212454474
built for black cock

Is it weird to put leftover chicken in my scrambled eggs

>>212454486
So you could have been a top shagger if you were straight

>>212454474
would like to rip those off

>>212453569 (OP)
This looks much nicer than the incarnated cornerstone of the American dream.

mmhmm yeah? showering?

>>212454527
a black dude will do that

>>212454474
Enjoying this gimmique

Quentin Cronemkino

>>212454456
name one

>>212454181
But Rorke told me that only brown people commit rape

>>212454516
Not at all - toss a little soya sauce and some spring onions in there, and you've got yourself some eggs too young.

>>212454539
i'll do it

>>212454561
Hitler

>>212454561
The Austrian painter

-2 snatched up nike shorts
council estate walk

>>212454554
feet innit

>>212454523
Yh probably. I honestly would lead a few girls on for the fun of it. Chatting to them 1-on-1 and teasing back and forth. Of course I was gay so the lads I was actually interested in paid 0 attention to me and were jealous I could easily talk to girls.

>>212454561
homealoneveryfridaynight

>>212454632
Are you bottom?

is TashaMarriages lad in?
get on the latest post asap

>>212454564
he's right

shed a tear seeing his wife walking behind his coffin

>>212454561
Charlie Chaplin

And people say she's just a big pair of tits

if my life was given a cinema age rating it would barely make a PG

>>212454672
Rorke is obviously not right since there are white people who commit rape too

>>212454676
:(

>>212454687
good one

love my own petard, love hoisting others with it
never lets me down

>>212454474
Autismass.
Both a blessing, and a curse.

>>212454712
>50k migrants a year was seen as radical

Get them in
Get them shagged
Get them pregnant

On my don't leave the house for months ark type shi

>>212454672
Ben was right

back from the beach x
cute enby looking girl with a buzz cut was eyefucking me on the train home

>>212454728
Gorgeous thighs

>>212454688
did you pay to stream it

>>212454746
Nope

>>212454743
get him shagged

>>212454745
That arse must be fucking amazing

>>212454647
Yh. It's a weird position where lads think you're some top shagger but you want to get fucked by them instead.

>>212454651
Here la

katy getting her clapper squeezed by skinny small boat cronem on the bus

>>212454766
i think it was an AFAB unfortunately

>>212454775
my thought as well
corrrr

>>212454778
A weird position indeed

>>212454725
how's it a blessing
poor lad probably can't pop to the paki shop for a pack of poppets without the cronem chasing him down

my dick is fucking tiny as shit

She wants a badman who doesn't shower for weeks

>>212454688
She's so much more.
Saline inserts.
Nearly invisible surgery scars.
Faded tattoos.
A lovely person with a knack for philanthrophy who is a pleasure to talk to and to work for.

get me shagged

I've cried/been brought to tears by random things on the internet or just my own thoughts probably everyday for the last 3 to 4 years. What does this mean?

>>212454828
He knows what he's doing, the slut

>>212454727
Mad to think leftypol was arguing that it was "only" 50,000 back in the day

>>212454794
Genuinely unreal

peter piper popped to the paki shop for a pack of purple poppets

>>212454855
ktim

>>212454794
lush thighs

saw a milfy redhead at the beach with a great arse and massive chebs
couldnt keep my eyes off her
had to stay in the water til my stiffy went down

>>212454828
Do you see the size of that thing? They're running in the red to get some sweet man ass. He's just out for a leisurely jog with a 500m lead that's only increasing.

We at /brit/ support this campaign.

Get them in
Get them shagged
Get them pregnant
Get them deported
Simple as

>>212454860
what state is ozzy gonna be in

can he even stand up

>>212454794
You cannot suffer as a paki

Sir Lewis Hamilton

>>212454885
some windrush cronem bashing baton rn

>>212454676
She's so rich now

Playing a Pokemon Platinum romhack (Renegade Platinum)
Actually a decent challenge, just beat Gardenia

>>212454911
Nebraska

>>212454907
lush
love this gimmick x

Symptom of the Universe getting played, the best Sabbath song so that's that done

>>212454855
>>212454871
get the T levels checked
get the weights lifted

Um... can you let this one go, Rorke?

>>212454907
>>212454794
timmy's crush

im in my own thoughts most of the time and i lift a lot so it's not a testosterone thing

>>212454942
Many more fit paki slags that are open to anyone on there desu

Reminder that they call them reverts because they believe everyone is born muslim

Arse scratched. Fingers sniffed. Shit smelt.

>>212454797
sup crodog
did u clartened katy gud homie?

>>212454958
Yeah? Is it yeah? Is it Quentin?

>>212454938
Maybe yes.
Maybe life's just hell and Holmic Dudethorpe just needs a solid outlet.
Either way, get the weights lifted.

>>212454981
A clue gained

>>212454942
What is this from

Cried at my grandads funeral about 20 years ago and then again a few years ago when I watched a k-drama about an autistic lawyer.
Reckon I’m probably set until 2040 for my next cry.

>>212454916
Hi.

>>212454973
Will be asking Diego about this, and more, on Friday

>>212454942
>28
>No children

rape a chicken

>>212455056
this post is dedicated to diogo jota

>>212454915
being ugly brown and stinking of shit 24/7 is suffering enough

>>212455001
https://www.tiktok.com/discover/tashamarriages

>>212454927
love romhacks
the best way to play 'mon games

promethazine
have the lean
have the codeine

>>212454938
what should normal t levels be for a 5 foot 6 24 year old

pissing blood out me arse

diamond league on later

>>212455039
She's saving her self for a real man, not to pump out mutts for a council house

>>212455071
https://www.tiktok.com/@tashamarriages/photo/7523380169164262678
Corrrrrrrr
Corrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>212455071
would bet my entire bank account on these all being fake

Trying to find out how to sell robux for real money. I apparently have rare limited items on Roblox from when I played 15 years ago that are now worth tens of thousands of robux or hundreds of pounds in real money

>>212454984
mmhmm just a luh vex quicktap

Gyatt damn just seen the hottest bitch I ever seen in my life in a tesco she was got at fuck tall as fuck she had the same body kanye's new bitch has with the big natural titties and the ass she was wearing skintight gym clothes and a baseball cap goddamn this the hottest girl I've ever seen other bitches were turning their heads to look at this chick goddamn I didn't know women like that were real outside of like LA mansions or billionaires yachts like how was she just in my local shitty tesco goddamn

she must have been like 5'10

>>212455016
You're so wee, Turkiye. That's a lot of weight for you. You need to inhale.

>>212455061
>(Dead)
>this post is dedicated to diogo jota
looool

>>212455016
This and then she got banned for 'roids

Have a massive thick arse just like that lad
Dunno what to do about it really, suppose I'll have to build my upper body to compensate but that will take years and in the meantime I'll just be a jiggling PAWB

>>212455138
praise jah, gave her di fat bulb

>>212455061
Hao Ling

>>212454927
>>212455081
played that mario pokemon crossover romhack
surprisingly well made it was
but the 9/11 joke in new donk city felt out of place

>>212455104
A woman who hasn't had children by 26 is essentially guaranteed to have breast cancer

Get them in
Get them shagged
Get them pregnant
Get them deported

>>212455184
fertile as fuck

>>212455135
male?

>>212455016
did she die?

THE BOY IS BACK

THE BOY IS FUCKING BACK

NOKIA WAS THE WARM UP

THE REAL SHIT BEGINS NOW

https://youtu.be/Lx4gPURH35g
https://youtu.be/nKhb7JHpEQw

DRAKE DRAKE DRAKE DRAKE DRAKE

thought it was illegal to buy a wife

>>212455104
She's been uni, gap year, travelling and all of that. Now she's looking for a provider. Are you man enough to step up?

>>212455184
Timmy cope
Katy don't want you milky bar kid

feeling a dominoes tonight

>>212455071
Those poor bastard blokes

English “talent”

>>212455237
Is it, yeah? Is it? x

>>212455104
She's going to pump out wogs or mutts either way

this muslim marriage thing is such a bizarre heatherpaedo special interest

Glad PAWG/B never truly caught on. Disgusting terminology

>>212455140
mmhmm pumpdoll for gherkin residents

>>212455254
are Marin

>>212455184
Some of the best are muslim only, I only get the ones who are interested in Rorkes

>>212455258
Das rite Timmy
Katy on dat onyx time, she rejected u

What percentage of women do you think have been blacked? I can't really say

>>212455235
very bulbous pg tips were handing out rapid bashenings yeah? bit violent x

>>212455289
Is it yeah? Is that it? x

Saw a short and skinny black guy (a skinny yardie goon) with a very pretty white girl who had a small waist, and hips and bum that resembled a plump, upside-down heart shape, and sexy slim legs

This reads like open to all

Baba ganoosh any good?

enough /brit/ for one day i think

>>212455268
Jesus fuck, is this in Colorado or something? Altitude sickness? She's ready to pop as soon as she gets that bar off the ground.

>>212455016
>>212455268
wtf she looks way too skinny to be a weight lifter. No wonder she keeps fainting

>>212455296
globally? 15% maybe

as a luagh we should put homealoneeveryfridaynight on taht tiktok lol
get him a gf lol he would htae it
>>212455354
?

happy belated 249th birthday to all shartmericans

>>212455351
fuckin greet if you like garlic.

>>212455296
Among White British women under 30: 80%

>>212455346
his skinny carbon black body rapidslapping 14 onyx down her luh back

>>212455404
If only

>>212455350
Rorke on his deen

Thread has turned spectacularly shit in a matter of minutes.
What an odd, inconspicuous turn of events.

>>212455423
I told you not to accept that severed hand from your grandfather. I fucking told you.

>>212455296
at least 40% of women under 30

>>212455473
would have a go on her princess wand

>>212455296
Probably 60% have been with a black man and 90% if mualttos are included

>>212455273
I regularly call girlfriendberg a PAWG

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

some weird posts round here

I feel like 4chan isn't the place where internet culture is generated any more the engineers and cultivators are lost

Thread always been shite

>>212455571
They're on X

>>212455571
reckon it’s x and tiktok now

you enter the gherkin lounge all u see is thick mist of tooka smoke and bouncy -2's

>>212455478
Good. Shit things are good.

>>212455571
yeah
it's just twitter reposts now
the only relevant imageboard is the sharty
sad days

>>212455571
Nah 4chan is still the driving force
>>212455597
>>212455599
Twitter is downstream from /pol/

>>212455567
It's 4chan, thus quite a few posters here are genuine freaks

yes lads

>>212455597
>>212455599
not sure what X is
you mean twitter?

>>212455638
grow up

>>212455640
Haha hope you’re not talking about meeeeee

>>212455645
Yes lad

>>212455645
>h-howay the lads?!

>>212455645
Virgin juice

reckon twitter and tiktok are now the internet cultural powerhouses is because of two reasons
1. younger generations grew up there
2. no one wants to argue or engage with an anonymous schizo with no accountability for the ridiculous takes he has

>>212455645
virgin hand

>>212455658
ok boomer

>>212455645
Why are you being kept in a cage?

>>212455638
>Nah 4chan is still the driving force
>Twitter is downstream from /pol/

>>212455557
Explain the inclusion of money Jews in this gimmick

>>212454794
Tasha poster
thats the wrong one
theres a white bird looking for pakis

seen the shops advertising for halloween already

wish someone would keep me in a cage

>>212455732
Already did that one >>212454942

>>212455645
one of the only beers that's better out the bottle than in a glass
gets better the closer to the bottom

>>212455776
I could keep you in a large hole in the ground, best I can do

>>212455571
tiktok is far more acitve and thats where the meme creativity comes from
that being said, there is clearly some oversight of what goes viral on tiktok and twitter

so this is rorkeypops

>>212455423
LOL

>>212455842
>>212455842
>>212455842
new

>>212455836
You're brown lol

>>212455859
ummy

>>212455571
What does it matter anyway? You go on X Tiktok 4chan it's all the same people posting the same shit
you'll see the same memes on all of them

Yeah. Let’s make an early new about rape. That’ll go down well

>>212455718
prefer not to say

>>212455825
:3

>>212455895
hii