Thread 212457506

katzen ausgabe

Call it

just got promoted to information retrieval

assemble the pornographers

ouchie
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1751736792907690.mp4

>>212457552
???

What's with Spaki and this recent tirade on accusing people of smelling?

>>212457579
damn footballers are such fags lmao

>>212457572
have you got that 27b/6 for me

>>212457579
done him

get them collected

>>212457626
FUCK OFF GET OUT OF MY FEED FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>212457579
the first real injury in divegrass

>zombie is playing in the pub across the road
It's going to be one of those fucking nights

investing in beanie babies

I'll have the lamb musiala

>>212457507
I once took 3 tabs of LSD, sold as 250ug a piece so 750ug total (who knows though) and spent the entire time watching the first two films of Richard Linklater's 'Before' trilogy. As I was watching them I forgot what day it was, had no idea at all what day of the week I was in, and I thought to myself "if I had a knife from the kitchen right now I'd kill myself" but I didn't get up and go to the kitchen, just kept watching the movies.

Then a week later I did try and kill myself and was sent to mental hospital. Really great movies though.

Alright lads

I've just finished with the gardening for today, bit too hot to continue so the rest will have to wait until tomorrow morning

Cans status?

Currently crushing a full fat orange Fanta myself

might take up smoking

just feels like the right time y'know. What's a good starter cigarette? Marlboro Gold?

got the friday night dinner youtube poops on

oopsie whoopsie~~

>>212457685
I mean I just ordered Pizza Hut and laughed my arse off at random shite

are you chebs or arse guy?

>>212457671
this nigga stuck in 1993

>>212457734
smoke CRACK

*looks straight at the /brit/ camera and gives it a cheeky wink*

Purchased my first home just in time for the bubble to burst and lose all value

talking to user GirlWhoBreaksAllTheRules on grindr

if you subscribe to a walmart+ membership you can get 25% off of burger king every day. what a deal

God I'm fucking fat

>>212457765
I'm not gay, you see

>>212457781
fortunately you can still, y'know, live in the home

>>212457785
cor get her princess wand sucked

>>212457685
i listened to music and on one trip took a bath and watched simpsons on my tablet
however i credit acid to giving me the realisation that i should ditch chud glasses for fashionable round ones

I love acid

Haven't done it in ages

1200 ug AL-LAD brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns

>>212457819
recently made the switch to contact lenses myself, I highly recommend them

no more chud glasses for me

So pissing sick to bastard death of cumming YouTube ads

>>212457842
this guy knows

>>212457855
>he doesn't know how to block them

>>212457855
do firefox and ublock origin to escape the googlejew's ads

has this ever happened to you?

the ciders I purchased were:

>Henney's Dry Cider (6%)
>Henney's Autumn Gold Cider (6%)

both taste the exact same

Get them in
Get them housed
Get them shagged
Get them pregnant
Get them deported
In that order.

absolutely mental that some of you creatures speak welsh unironically

>>212457923
defeated him in castle ensis

>>212457937
literally no one soeaks welsh

>>212457948
she is fit as fuck now
well she was before but even moreso now

>>212457923
moon troon!!

Vintage football shirts

>>212457927
the bwc backshots would go crazyyyyy

>>212457927
need one to revert to christianity for me

Just made my first ai generated image haha this would be class if I had friends

>>212457967
that’s a bloke and an ugly one at that. you are unwell

*unzips the infamous 5 inch BWC*

>>212457948
>>212457967
>>212457973

>>212458017
nobody finds this funny man go do something else

>>212457975
Heloooo reddit

>>212457999
you could pretend we're your mates aha

hitting myself with a claw hammer

>>212457855
>YouTube ads

>>212458031
fuck sake he's going to have a melty now

sucking a bum poo

>

>>212457847
>recently made the switch to contact lenses myself, I highly recommend them
girls are definitely nicer to you when you wear contacts. think glasses are an instant pussy-dryer

he's so desperate to fit in

>>212458048
H-hi... UwU

Just so you are up to date, I am still working on my YouTube series Post of the Week.
A match of the day style review show where I discuss and analyse the best posts of the week.
It's just taking so long because I am working on it myself. The production quality, the studio, the lighting the filming the editing. All done by myself. I also have to work part time to pay my guest pundits etc

When you go to the priest for confession do you have to get into the details or can you just say it was porn

>>212458129
not interested unless the post of the week is mine

meltdown

>>212458152
please go have sex or something man

>>212457847
oh yeah, been on contacts for a decade or so
but when you do wear the glasses, you cant look like a neek, very important

>>212458171
Er what kind of porn mate?

>>212458191
scrmwing

>>212458207
bbc

>>212458191
sroaigmg

>>212458191
:)

A lot of this thread can be summed up as ENTJs treating INTPs like they're circus freaks doing tricks

How do you respond in this scenario?

Still don't know who or what DTFIC is or stands for

niggas fucked up in the crib eating cream cheese

>>212458207
Nice try officer

>>212458306
posted it again award

>>212458278
Her fault for being an incel. Lock her up.

That's 'a ma' girl !

thinking about the nazis and how fucking mental those slags were

>>212458276
elaborate

How do you contain your lust?

>>212458282
dastardly trifling flagrant intellectual canadian

>>212458278
prefer the webm where DK wins by a nosehair with a massive smug grin on his face

>>212458276
horoscopes for incels

>>212458278
Laugh out loud and scream "my life is a movie!"

rorke going to the pub and ordering a martini

>>212458360
scremaign

>>212458302
>>212458306
This is the biggest sign of a meltdown. Finally accepting that you're done so you have to pretend there's 2 of you by posting on a laptop and phone at the same time. I am high IQ and will not be falling for it.

Got no snacks and I'm desperate for snacks. If anyone wants to DM me, I will genuinely give you £30 to go down the shop and get me some stuff to snack on

I'm going to start an NGO for young white men who feel society has left them behind

>>212458424
Why just white men?

business idea
becomea therapist
open a Canshop
convince alcoholic clients to go to the canshop to double dip

*walks out of the thread portaloo*
I'd give that a few minutes lads

Feeling blackpilled and furious.

Posting on my 3d curved TV

>>212458444
Don't like foreigners

I think the only thing saving cans lad from death is his preference for cans instead of bottles of liquor

>>212458505
S-curved?

going for a piss, you want anything?

>>212458359
Spotted the ENTJ lol

Feeling blackbulled and curious

>>212458512
proxy off yank

>>212458525
Just a little suck on the cold tap please mate

>>212458276
As an INTP it's more like we are the puppetmasters while the INTJs are the puppets

>>212458424
what do you even say to these lads when you know they have absolutely no future whatsoever

some of them even have their heads bowed in sheer resignation

>>212458510
White people are foreigners to Australia, compared to Aboriginal Australians

Started collecting One Piece trading cards

>>212458620
grow up

>>212458634
No, you boring bastard

There's drama on the 'scord lads. emmayank and diego have cut all diplomatic ties

>>212458597
Train em up in well paying construction trades and send them to London

spicy chicken burger give me shits

>>212458658
shut up idiot

>>212458598
Ah yes the towns and cities of Australia my people are foreign to

Best AI girlfriend simulator?

He's desperate to fit in.

>>212458680
Waitrose?

>>212458702
No, stupid man

>>212458728
poo face

nonce botnet down D:

>>212458692
heathernonce

>>212458742
Stop

>>212458751
good

Almost forget britts used to be cool once.
whats next?
Thanks Churchill, god save the britts

>>212458780
do you know kimi raikonnen?

>>212458636
what's the lore

>>212458015
some are built for it, but this one isnt

>>212458806
erm
is this spaino?

got diarrhoea again
just shat out at least a litre of smelly brown water if not more
dont feel good

>>212458806
rorke moment

>>212458704
Yeah exactly. Aboriginal Australians have inhabited Australia for tens of thousands of years. White Australians, by comparison, are foreigners.

>>212458851
rorke moment

just back from the supermarket
there was quite a few cute happy couples around my age smiling and laughing with each other
they are probably in for a bottle of wine to drink while watching something together tonight
meanwhile im trying to find the cheapest and highest abv beer to drink alone until im numb in my smelly incel flat

>>212458875
rorke moment

>>212458849
she is absurdly fit

>>212458871
think it was the dodgy pulled pork burrito i had for lunch

>>212458723
how the fuck did you guess that

why is everyone shitting themselves lol

virile, loyal, anglo-saxon christians are native to australia

Put all my beers in the fridge about an hour ago eagerly watching the clock knowing they'd be cold. Yeah nah I just left them still in the bag on the side

>>212458839
it's a stone in london

Just done something that SHOULD be illegal but ISN'T

Day 365 under the Starmerreich
How are you holding up?

>>212458597
every one of them has a criminal phenotype

>>212458939
you done yourself

>>212457626
every fat oriental chick has like three of these hanging off of her purse

>>212457579
imagine breaking your leg in what is effectively a pre-season friendly
lmao

really feel quite unwell

>>212458875
do you have a tremendous thirst mate ahah

ballbag

UK was good when all its blackies were carribean but now they're all somalis

Got a poo banging at my porthole like an angry sailor

why hasn’t MI5 at some point stepped in and stopped mass immigration
>hurr durr they’re controlled by the banker square mile jews
even still, it’s a huge national security threat and weakens our power in every aspect. it’s civilisational decline that could have been easily stopped.

>>212458986
Fucking bitch.

anyone else can't play multiplayer games because they seethe when people talk shit at you?

>>212458992
unquenchable

What causes this?

>>212459025
I play Call of Duity sometimes, lad
Always with voice chat off
Don't want to get banned for screaming slurs at them, you see

>>212459019
Immigration is controlled by the government. Boris decided he wanted to let many more people into the UK so that's what he did.

>>212458992
i get this reference

>>212458986
Anal.

the yank empire had the flip isles at it's peak. It was glorious

>>212459025
just mute em mate x

Only think of New Englanders as Anglo-Saxons
Brits are all some sort of Irish mutts

wish alcohol didn't give me insomnia

>>212458992
Cor need to give this another watch

>>212459046
canslad
thought you was dead

>>212459019
It's a global phenomenon

u,
m

can of duty

>>212459099
https://www2.hse.ie/conditions/norovirus/

Well that nearly did the fucking job this week, lad

>>212459063
The LBFM imperium

>>212459101
does thid cunt just search out nipwogs specifically

>2015
>first night in my uni flat
>flatmates ask if I want to drink with them
>feel too nervous so tell them I'm going to bed
>they are nice and say they will see me in the morning
>never speak to me or invite me to anything ever again
>spend the next 3 years of university entirely alone
I graduated and have lived with my parents ever since. I leave the house probably once a year.

tik tok only promotes good looking people. Shit app shit poop

>>212459107
No pony content. Not allowed

>>212459019
GDP line go up

>>212459115
sounds horrible hope you're recovering

>>212459107
This general is so autistic these days just spamming the same gimmicks from five years ago that weren’t funny or entertaining then

>>212459132
yes and he gets USAID money for it

>>212457765
I like my girl's chebs dainty, and her arse small and perky

>>212459136
i went on a mad fucking bender with the lads my first night
ended up falling down some stairs coming back from someones halls back to mine haha

>>212459136
mental how the trajectory of ones entire life is dictated by freshers week

>>212459136
In my first year of uni I drank with my flatmate, he was a good guy. The other flatmates did their own things but it was good to have someone in the flat that I could drink with.

>>212459136
ok? so you had 10 years to not be a fuck up outcast runt loser. you haven’t done shit. entirely your own fault and on you.

>>212459150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSzVLAA1xWU

>>212459173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYLb-S6617g

can't stop fucking eating lads

Dropped out of 2 separate degrees at 2 separate universities. Never shagged. No mates.

rubes

>>212459252
nice bum that

i don't fucking understand how when i poo i get little bits of of shit on the toilet seat doesn't the arsehole point downwards

>>212459252
my arse is much penger

>>212459211
zesty ahh cow :skull:

>>212459252
lovely, need to shag it

Rorke punching his mattress and screaming racial slurs into his pillow so his mum and dad don’t hear him.
Leftypol punching his arsehole and screaming racial slurs into his palm so his mum doesn’t hear him.

>>212459019
what could they actually do? they can't just crash a bunch of planes full of foreigners, and they don't have the personnel to patrol large areas.

>>212459251
which degrees? why did you drop out?

>>212459202
This but unironically. I arrived late to freshers week because my mum didn't want to drive me down on a weekend and as I was arriving all 11 of them went out for dinner without me - after they had all spent the past few days getting acquainted. Never stood a chance after that.

>>212459252
mid

This is going to be my last thread on this website I'm not coming back this time this place has taken too many years away from me already

clop me maybe

>>212459279
squealing

>>212458898
Psychic innit

>>212459294
god I hate mums

>>212459309
ktim

>>212459252
COR COR CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>212459252
perhaps we judged her too harshly

Mental how there are lads posting here with thick, juicy autismarses that remain unsniffed and unfucked

>>212459252
blakeney's a lucky gal

>>212458821
Nah, iv just seen Gimi drunk

>>212459339
what is that

>>212459363
I've got an hourglass figure and it's legit embarrassing
refuse to go outside in less than 3 layers

>>212459411
corr

>>212459408
juicy bum full of bummy juice

>>212459291
Maths and Chemistry.

It's hard to put into words. Me saying "because I made no friends" doesn't do it full justice. More appropriately, it was like I constantly felt I was suffering under the weight of not making the most of university. There's the academic side and then there's the social side: the growing as a person, the making friends, the going on nights out, having romantic / sexual experiences, finding people to rent a flat with after first year, living away from home, engaging with and balancing adult responsibilities and perhaps part-time work alongside study.

Growing as a person essentially. Except I wasn't doing that at all when I was at university. With each passing day, week and year I felt more and more that I was going to end up with a degree but with no personal growth whatsoever; like I'd have been to university in name only. And ultimately I convinced myself that that wasn't worth it and so I was better off dropping out.

In retrospect I should have just suffered on and got the degree, certainly having a degree would have helped me in my 20s + now. But at the time it really felt impossible like I just could not cope with the fact that everyone else appeared to be living the University Life™ while I was alone with my thoughts, commuting to and from university on the train everyday for what I thought was... nothing.

finished shagging the gf just there she’s in the shower now
told her I wanted to cum in her as I was shagging her and she said I could but then I pulled out anyway and came mainly on the bed

Anyone else get up in the night just to piss? I don't think I've done it since I was a child. I'll wake up in the morning and have a really long one but I don't have to wake up in the night to go piss
Thought it was an old person thing but I'm 27 and never had it happen

>>212459435
>Its a mystery why colon cancers rates are exploding among the under 40's

>>212459444
You treat your woman like a whore

>>212459411
please come to plymouth pride

>>212459439
my entire uni experience was watching mouseposter have meltdowns and ordering maccies

>>212459439
Why the fuck were you commuting to uni on the train
Did you not get a place in halls?

fucking hell

>The 'unloved' town abandoned by tourists: How once-thriving seaside jewel is now packed with derelict ghost hotels leaving locals 'heartbroken'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14874645/The-unloved-town-abandoned-tourists-thriving-seaside-jewel-packed-derelict-ghost-hotels-leaving-locals-heartbroken.html

rorke's bum...

Any Rapelad in? Was looking at booking a holiday to England and would like some tips on where to visit, you see

>>212459252
didnt know she was built like that wew

>>212459439
>>212459494
I don't understand how you people exist. I'm the biggest incel freak on the planet and I made friends. You're literally crammed into a room with people, forced to work with them, and are given a million opportunities to socialised with alcohol around. How do you miss all that?

>>212459488
why? gonna fuck me with that tiny pathetic little thing? huh? gonna bend me over and fuck me senseless? um??

>>212459519
newquay is full of "migrant" hotels now and local girls keep getting raped

>>212459519
the beating heart of a reform constituency

>>212459540
Basically anywhere in the west midlands

>>212459439
>commuting to and from university on the train everyday
Did you live with your parents during uni? Lad... the maintenance loan exists so you can live with people your own age.

>>212459439
If you didn't move out of your city and use the maintenance loan to pay for halls you did it to yourself. TWICE.

>>212459546
it's quite easy
be ugly or weird or both and you never get invited to anything ever
FONT

>>212459290
overthrow the state

>>212459439
i relied on staying tight with my friend group; from nursery, to primary school, to secondary school (we fell apart by the end of secondary school, though) and so it was hard to make new friends in uni when the old faces weren't there and i felt alone

>>212459500
The first degree I stayed in halls yeah but didn't answer my door when people knocked during freshers then just lived as a hermit in there for the months following until I dropped out.

The second degree I stayed in my childhood home and commuted, made no friends then either then dropped out after a few years.


>>212459546
>>212459584
I have mental problems.

Wait, should I make mortgage overpayments each month or make a one off payment at the end of each year?

nobody:
rorke: I be having aura and that motion!

>>212459604
Bullshit. People are very accepting and progressive these days around ugly people. I was a skinny ugly evil pervert incel freak and still went on nights out (until people realised this and stopped inviting me, but still made a few friends who accepted me)

>>212459546
>You're literally crammed into a room with people
Not during the coof you weren't
>forced to work with them
Only courses for literal retards had group work
>given a million opportunities to socialised with alcohol around
depends. society culture was butchered by covid and hadn't recovered by the time I graduated. it literally just became small cliques who seemed to hate outsiders.

>>212459610
Making new friends isn't that hard, and if you try it, it gets easier, because you work out how to do it. Just got to find common ground with people.

feel like anglo culture places a lot more importance on the unay experience than on continental europe

>>212459439
oh fucking get a grip you fragile little gimp
all sad cause uni wasn’t like the american movies? didnt have wild parties constantly and shag posh birds? tough shit. happens to us all.

State of you incel freaks lmfao

What's your favourite porn?
For me, it's that Brazilian porn where the girls take turns beating up another girl using various objects and make her cough up blood

I stopped watching PewDiePie when he moved to Japan

>>212459650
Sorry didn't realise I was talking to a zoomer that went to uni during covid lmao

Bluds asking for financial advice on the mentally ill tranny porn wankers thread :skull:

leftpol: That's 'a ma' girl!
rorke: I outrank you, in this scenario!

>>212459488
BRITFEEL is so much better than this shit general LMAO

>>212459650
Okay mate enjoy being intelligent and a fucking loser

ruby sex arse

>>212459658
Yuros seem to all go to what we would consider “commuter” campuses and don’t typically live there
Which is good imo I find the sequestration of students into a little college bubble gay as it hides them from the real world and real people

>>212459634
You could just save what you would pay and pay it at the end as a one-off depends where you keep your money it'll be worth more init depends how comfortable you are money-wise

>>212459658
Blimey cultures are different are they

>>212459704
>he said on the same anonymous forum for outcasts and autists

There is at least one girl who posts here (it's my girlfriend, I told her about this place and she occasionally comes on)

Mad how blowjobs simulate the action of the vagina
That's rather primitive and funny if you think about it

>>212459719
I save the difference between what I was renting and what the mortgage payments are each month

>>212459760
Does she like my gimmicks?

>>212459654
i did make friends at uni but it never felt the same as the friends i had before at school

>>212459633
What did you study? I take it you didn't complete your degree? What do you do now?

I HATE the baddiedem

>>212459736
I can guarantee you that you don't look as bad as you think just based off the fact that even literally deformed students were making friends and the only real loners who never spoke to anyone didn't actually look bad and probably just had massive anxiety or something

>>212459654
yeah but I'll never have the natural ability to know when to pat someone on the shoulder or stroke their arm. that's something you're just born with (or without).

>>212459760
What ethnicity is she?

>>212459749
yes…?

>>212459787
She thinks ziedberg needs help and we shouldn't make fun of him, and she doesn't like poo posting. Everything else she laughs at, thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

>>212459823
hes ugly on the inside

>>212459774
Could save the overpayments also just so you have more savings or bung it all in the market but if your savings are fine for you then just go with the monthly I reckon

>>212459807
Maths & chemistry. Didn't complete either.

>what do you do now?
Worked in a call centre for a few years, tried to kill myself, went to mental hospital, NEET for many years, now earn min-wage part time.

>>212459853
>doesn't like poo posting
get her binned

>>212459853
>thinks it's the funniest thing ever
why is she only here occasionally then? this story isn't adding up

>>212460023
this image is too small I cant see it mate

>>212459892
why dont you go to laos or mongolia or something and go on a mad adventure

>>212459892
What sort of part time work are you doing now lad?

just entered my second phase

>>212460035
sorry it's extremely low quality

>>212460110
beyond low quality why would you save an image this small how do you even know what the image is?

>>212460178
got really good eyesight but a slow connection