BACK WITH THE SCRAN AND THE CANS IN TIME FOR THE /NEW/ edish

>>212462157 (OP)
stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board

>>212462157 (OP)
What's your scrandle score kid.

Mwaaaah the Merlot

that's quentin sent packing then. don't imagine we'll see much more of his antics.

Timmy calls this his love trail

is /brit/ a J Hus or Pa Salieu general?

queltdown

/brit/ is a CANS fucking general, you fucking langers
So get the cans in
Get the fetal alcohol syndrome women in
Get the fucking cans drank
Get the fetal alcohol syndrome women drunk
Get the fucking migrants working in the factories

>>212463699
What was it?

quite steaming
dont feel good

going to make a chicken sandwich and put prawn cocktail crisps on it

>>212463843
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

Nobody cares

>>212463852
Have another drink, Ray.

Yah takarah
Aye yo Hustala, man, it’s your boy, man
Where you been?
I was talkin' to Suzie, she was tellin' me you’re outside again?
Is it true, is it so?
You don’t call me bro, what, you nuh love me again, ah?
Suzie been tellin' me you’re lookin' for Curtis and them boy, now
And now they be hidin', they don’t wanna see you again, ah?
Yah takara (Fumes on the beat)
But I don’t know, I’m just the messenger
You movin' crazy bro, give me a call
You know I’m on your side

he's actually so fit

>>212463911
who's that
do you think andrew from mgmt is fit (the white one in this vid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABtQrFn7zQs
i'd let him fuck me

(8) But you looked sad
In a reassuring way
And I don’t want to leave
So we can both be the same (8)

https://youtu.be/NAOKzvL8dgk?feature=shared&t=16

lovely wank that

Vector Prime was a Yuuzhan Vong term for the point in the Outer Rim Territories from which they invaded the galaxy. It was close to outer edges of the Dalonbian sector, near the Helska system.

The extra-galactic invasion started in Vector Prime as it was the only entry point known to the Yuuzhan Vong fleet that did not require use of the Force to penetrate the galaxy's circumferential hyperspace barrier. However, other Yuuzhan Vong suggested it had been chosen due to its proximity to the New Republic and Imperial Remnant border, which made both parties less able to respond.

>>212463981
SLAPHEAD BALDY

>>212463944
bladee from gravity boys shield gang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIZt2PXl2Do
>>212463944
kinda looks like me but older not even lying

>>212463889
Vodka?

a young man named Pisstopher

I'm in love with a british rose

>>212463889

the yammosks had a psychic connection which allowed them to coordinate in battle

>>212464000
come to falmouth

>>212463986
you think if you post enough of these you might get some (you)s?

>>212464021
tell her how you feel

Told a female beggar outside Morrisons tonight to fuck of when she asked me for money. Made me feel like a big man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_JNpPN7Dfo

>>212463986

>>212464030
I'm not handsome like that I just have same eye and hair colour but mine's long and curly
could honestly be my dad though

>>212446367
>>212446370
>>212446393
>>212446403
>>212446414
i went and had a rotten time so fuck off

>THE BIBLE

>>212464043
oh no I don't know her in person it's an online slag

>>212463986

>>212464086
You were determined to have a rotten time

mum and her partner away for the weekend so i'm in the living room drunk belting out ariana grande tunes

explaining the punic wars to my dog

>>212464116
thats why i didnt want to GO

From Lagos to London, a new life began, No more struggle, the victory's won. Free money, free food, livin' the dream, White girls on my arm, it would seem.
First stop, Dover, then the Home Office call, Claimin' asylum, standin' tall. Free house, yeah, a council flat, no rent, Benefits flowin', every single cent.
Heard the rumors, the stories they told, 'Bout the benefits, worth more than gold. NHS check-ups, dentist too, Everything's free, it's all brand new.
Met a girl, blonde hair, blue eyes so bright, She said she liked my accent, held me tight. Dinner dates, fancy clothes, life is sweet, Walkin' the streets, can't be beat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPY97B24nC4

>>212464026

>>212464100
better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all or something

>>212463995
>>212463939
That is what appears to happen

Maybe it's what Deanos do when no one else is looking

the yammosks grew dovin basals which were plant technology that could generate micro-black holes for shields and engines

Lads what colour are my eyes? Is this brown or hazel?

>>212464159
spooky scary skeleton

>>212464083
your dad fit?

>>212464159
Looks like she's wearing some ancient Chinese headdress or something

>>212464173
eating disorders aren't funny she's a beautiful and strong and very talented woman

Man's on PIP, yeah, the game's changed, No more clockin' in, life rearranged. Got that paper flowin', steady and true, More time for the mandem, and the crew. Used to be skint, now the pockets are fat, Designer threads, where it's at. No need to be stressed, no need to be vexed, This PIP life's complex, but I'm blessed.

(Chorus) PIP, PIP, yeah, that's the ting, Livin' large, hear the cash register sing. No boss man breathin' down my neck, Just chillin' with the gyaldem, respect. Forget the work, the struggle, the strife, This PIP life is the good life.

Used to be stuck, in a dead-end job, Now I'm out here, lookin' like a mob. Cruisin' in the whip, tinted windows down, Catchin' the gyaldem all over town. They see the lifestyle, the drip, the flair, Know I ain't got a care. They're all on me, like bees to the honey, This PIP money's lookin' lovely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-DJr1Qs54

a Yuuzhan Vong coralskipper

>>212464183
been a pile of ashes in a church graveyard for 19 years x

I love Wimbledon

What did you lads think of the Sablenka/Raducanu match?

>>212464168
hazel ig

>>212464168
Frogspawn

AI generated slop spam again is it

>>212464216
sorry :<

>>212464203
wrong on all 4 counts

>>212464168
beautiful

On the cider

They say it's for the disabled, the ones in need, But I'm a player, plantin' the seed. Got the forms filled out, the doctors' notes, Playin' the system, gettin' my votes. Got the assessors fooled, with the sob story, Now I'm ballin', in all my glory. Got the travel allowance, the extra dough, To fund the lifestyle, the places I go. From the ends to the clubs, the parties, the scene, Livin' the dream, livin' it keen. Got the designer clothes, the finest of wine, All thanks to PIP, and this life of mine.

>>212464218
Cheers mate was worried I was brown for a minute then
>>212464228
Don’t know what that means but thanks
>>212464242
Time to put the cans down lad

And it's not like I'm still not over you
It's so strange, this I never do
Not that I miss you, I don't
Sometimes, I just can't believe
You happened
It's not like I'd ever change a thing
'Cause I'm right here where I'm meant to be
Not that I'd call you, I won't
Sometimes, I just can't believe
You happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFXYo4

Pub is playing this, lads
TUNE

>>212464246
best you "culd do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies

Yo, check the mic, one two, this ain't no game, it's true Got that PIP flow, yeah, the government's my crew Walkin' with a limp? Nah, that's just the drip, you see Cash in my pocket, livin' lavish, that's the key They say I'm disabled, yeah, that's what they wanna see While I'm out here ballin', livin' life, wild and free Got the council flat, yeah, the rent is paid, no stress Got the finest ting, yeah, she's lookin' her best Got the designer gear, yeah, from head to toe While you're workin' hard, watchin' my money grow.

They say I'm a scrounger, a burden on the state But I'm just playin' the game, sealin' my own fate Got the medical reports, yeah, the doctors signed the line Got the proof I need, yeah, the money's all mine Got the mobility car, yeah, cruisin' in style While you're stuck on the bus, lookin' at me, with a smile Got the extra cash, yeah, for the finer things Champagne and caviar, yeah, that's what the money brings They can hate all they want, but I'm livin' the dream While they're stuck in the mud, I'm livin' supreme.

Got the lawyers on speed dial, knowin' the law If they try to stop me, I'll give 'em a raw Got the benefits advisors, tellin' me the score How to milk the system, and always want more Got the latest gadgets, the best technology Livin' large, yeah, that's the life for me So step aside, peasants, and watch me reign PIP is my kingdom, and I'm the king, it's plain This ain't about need, it's about takin' what's due So bow down, and respect, the PIP crew.

>>212464269

>>212464269
roar

>>212464168
homo eyes

>>212464265
LOVE are dolly x

why's he doubling down on the spam? did that post mindrape him?

>>212464269
YES LAD DONE HIM

>>212464269
kek

*Where Is My Mind plays on a loop in the distance*

Do poortheners really live in those victorian terraces with their shitter downstairs behind the kitchen?
Having to get up at 3am and walk downstairs just for a piss

>>212464281
Yeah they’re the same colour for both eyes. Homochromia

mad how good eternal sunshine was
truth be told didnt really rate ari as a songwriter before

>>212464289
I would postulate that there's not much left to ravish old boy!
*chortles*

>>212464289
Of course

>>212464312
homo GAY eyes

Just want an Irish wife to have and raise 10 kids with

>>212464269
slight hint of central heterochromia, actually

Mental how not being pro israel is now a terror offence

autistic
got no mates
got nothing
dont care

>>212464356
it is?

>>212464356
How so

I wish that were my post

Mental how badly he mindraped him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qE2mTzg5Iw

>>212464333
Not very nice :(

Just had a really big shite which is honestly rare at this time of night

>>212464334
just go to Ireland then right? easy peasy.

>>212464356
Those hate speech laws don't seem like such a good idea now do they eh leftypol?

Many Yuuzhan Vong lived their entire lives on worldships.

>>212464362
>>212464363
They've been arresting retired priests for terror offences at palestine protests today

>>212464359
Get the hiking club joined

Oddly hypnotic eye

Just want wife that's got fetal alcohol syndrome, massive chebs and is about 5ft tall and about 80kg and can bench press 5 times her weight in cans

Just simple stuff, lads

Quentin you know nobody is clicking on those videos, right?

Are you just trying to soothe your obsessive compulsive disorder now?

Maybe you should give your dad a call and have him talk you down

Haha funny that isn't it

>>212464413
sounds lovely

>>212464423

>>212464373
If only it were that simple

>>212464418

https://youtu.be/kpFc6LfZMyE

>Elton John has spoken of his distress at losing his eyesight and how he can no longer watch his young sons playing. John revealed in a social media post last year that a “severe eye infection” had left him “with only limited vision in one eye”.
err... how's the gayest bloke going got an eye infection then?

>>212464423
Redditor writing their fetish wank fantasy

>>212464356
not actually true though is it

>>212464459
Must have been the wind

looks like elton john looked at it

Why doesn't Quentin like the Asian women?

>Pro-Palestine activists disrupt London Pride parade with red paint - as almost 30 people are arrested for supporting Palestine Action a day after group was deemed a terror organisation

>>212464483
screaNIGGERing

>>212464459
I'm straight so I have no idea what the connection between gays and eye infections is x

>>212464491
Because he knows that the "best they could do" is significantly better than what he could do

>>212464483
me and who >>212464502

>>212464491
fat bitch

>>212464513
brutal

>>212464526

>>212464526
um...? x

*struts into /brit/*

I don't like it when he makes eye contact

>>212464552
wtf pigeon chicken

Proscribing gay people as a terrorist organisation

>>212464536

fluffing catberg

might settle for a 2/10 korean gf

>>212464569

drunkenly bought 2 tickets to a gig last weekend unfortunately have nobody to go with

>Boy, four, is killed after being 'crushed by falling gravestone'

>>212464483

>>212464573
that lightsaber, i wonder if it was chalked

the prospective wife wants kids lads

what sort of world would I be bringing my children into?

*walking through the /brit/ corridors*
*hear funny noises coming from the umposter dorms*
>um! um! um! um um UM ummmmmm <3
What the fuck goes on in there?

>>212464609
me in the grave

ohhh THEY umming

>>212464609
Hate myself for laughing at this one

>>212464647
um

tying up umposter and teasing their nipples

>>212464609
At least they didn't have to take him far

>>212464705
sounds a bit gay

>>212464716
not really i used gender neutral pronouns

i poo

>>212464504
poopy willards near faces

in general eye infections are very common among people who participate in wild orgies, swingers and such, fluids in the eye can fuck you up

Was just thinking, lads.
Wouldn't it be funny if we all shoved the cans up one another's arse? For the laugh like

Ozzy sounding incredible and it's not autotuned
Bloke can't even stand

>>212464735
that's gay

>>212464764
No

Quentin got raped so badly it turned him gay lol

managerberg getting railed in an internal investigation into a conflict of interest undeclared directorship in a competing company

>>212464086
At least you made some connections

doing this to umposters
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=679c8d3f0b97f

>>212464801
um

Fuck my days team toil was rough
>Busiest day of the week
>3 store assistants expected to do everything

Glad I'm home and off until next Thursday now. Can watch some more Digimon. My favourite rookie Digimon is Gomamon.

nth for the holodem

>>212464504
I got an eye infection once from (I assume) rubbing my tired eye near the end of an all-night goon session

>>212464805
noooo
ur supposed to hug um posters from behind and put flowers in their hair not... n-not THIS!!

>>212464801
How does one even juggle that

Not in the mood for a wank, I shagged the bf this morning you see

Tendrando Arms built a new series of combat droids called the YVH series specifically for killing Yuuzhan Vong. They also looked very intimidating.
Later Darth Caedus used them against the Jedi and they often were more than a match for Jedi too.

>Fuck my days team toil was rough
>>Busiest day of the week
>>3 store assistants expected to do everything
>Glad I'm home and off until next Thursday now. Can watch some more Digimon. My favourite rookie Digimon is Gomamon.

>>212464871
Spaino looking zesty

>>212464809
not very pleased since I was asked to cover his duties during the investigation and it's been nearly a month already

>>212464587
the humble orient
bless her
she need honky dick

cookie status...?

>>212464801
what a moong, bet he thought he was smart

pornhub keeps giving me straight porn ads as if i've EVER watched heterosexual pornography

>>212464899
Capitalism isn't about satisfying existing desires, but about creating new ones.

>>212464853
he works full time in our company while owning another one in the same sector ehichbseems to mostly run itself

>>212464899
Even the gay homepage is like 50% tranny on there, fucking awful. Nothing worse than trying to wank and seeing a troon or a vag

>>212464893
gone nigga!

My primary school teacher was Northern british

>>212464899
the bastards

https://youtu.be/tI4sxDHZwd4?si=8jP94UKOy3PjWBwc

Lovely tune this x

>>212464587
>this is a 2 in Asia
They really don't suffer

>>212462157 (OP)
How much do you drink canslad

>>212464928
Was she fit?

I had Papa Johns pizza for supper.

Does Rorke have a porn folder on his computer?

>>212464922
reddit femboys subreddit is full of trans women now
not opposed to a fit trans bird but it's not what i'm there for
you dont go to a curry house expecting sushi do you

>>212464937
this was the only good thing you've ever posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw1Mx8nXub4

>>212464587
>stagecoach merch in korea
this is where my commute money is going?

This is a 3/10 overweight woman in China

>>212464941
They really don’t, but for some daft reason they refuse to have sex with women at all

>>212464402
Maybe they shouldn't be supporting a group that targets military vehicles then? Just a thought

>>212464990
timmy's dream LOL

>>212464990
vile fat hogs

>>212464975
And the banana peppers?

"hazel" eye colour is just brown eyed cope lol

>>212464921
I see, fascinating

Did you see that recent scandal of the guy in India working remotely at like 10 start ups at once? Just faked all his shit and did no work until he got fired then got another position somewhere else. Said he was raking in over a million dollars like that

>>212464980
I can't tell if you guys are being ironic anymore because this is true

>>212464980
Yeah the problem is straight men wank to trannies and more straight men wank to trannies than there are gay men so tranny porn floods out proper man on man gay porn

123456789

I like how funny this guy is in the anime too

catyank still getting away with avatarfagging is he really makes you think

>>212465016
What colour would you call this then? >>212464168

>>212465012

*jumps onto your dick*

>>212465042
Are you Irish diaspora?

Hitler was low-key a great leader

I just need a barrat new build in a shitty boring but peaceful town, a 6/10 East Asian wife and two holidays to an all inclusive a year and I'm set. Not asking for a lot really.

>>212465041
with a flash on??
could be brown
honestly mine are as light with a flash and i consider mine brown in regular lighting

Me thinking about /brit/ in 2035.

>>212465037
We have known he is a janny for a while

>>212465031
dead serious

>>212465064
n-no

>>212465072
heard he had a phat ass

>straight men wank to trannies

only entrepreneurs are human

There are still great posts in this general every single day desu

>>212465035
sybau nigga you a man

Wouldn't mind being deaf

>>212465133
Well the people wanking the trannoes aren't gay men who like men are they

>>212465133
nah that’s gay, real straight men fap to east asian femboys

Well straight man? Your response?

>>212465133
yes, and?

Funny how catyank used to be mathsyank but he had an actual schizo mental breakdown and had to drop out

Now he refuses to take his medication so he spends all day posting about Star Wars and cleaning up scat webms on /int/ from his childhood bedroom

>>212465164
not straight and I wank to trannies
what now rorke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oyLQOvNCws

sad.

>>212465158
WHAT?

>>212465163
Gay men often have open relationships even when married lol

>>212465159
trannies are men so yeah wanking to them is gay

>>212465176
This is unironically a schizo post

>>212465193
Lel

>>212465133
For Canslad? I don't like the trannies since I'm not Gaylad, I'm Canslad

But I do like to do the wanking to Ruby Granger and the thought of taking a big massive shite in her mouth

>>212465179
idk you post ur cock or smth?? idkkk..!

>>212465133
Megamind

>>212465149
indeed
>>212465187

>>212465133
Yeah. I’m attracted to women and they look like women.
Not complicated is it?

>>212465163
which category are men & mtf trannies counted as?

>>212465206
Why do you pretend to drink beer as if it's something to brag about?

Been wanking to naked Asian women getting massages a lot recently, wish I could be the one massaging

>>212465194
You acting like that's not the case in straight relationships is hilarious that's why they're getting divorced 90% of the time

>>212465195
But I'm gay and can't stand them

>>212465191
she would never be approved for a $1600 flat earning only $2000 a month
would need to be on at least $48i00 a month
stupid bitch

>>212465194
why can't lesboes and straightoes?

>>212465222
The horrid category you freak. Be normal.

>>212465228
The difference is the gays are often happy with the open relationship, not cheating behind each other's backs

>>212465241
so what? are you fucking thick or something?

>>212465210
add me on discord or steam.

I don't respect women.

remember those three gay dudes that murdered one of their mates after letting him sleep over at theirs? and remember how they were let go? i remember

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/IMG_3004.jpg

>>212465283
not even your mum?

>>212465286
Remember when the Australian prime minister shit his pants on live TV? Biden tier.

>>212465274
no, please just phonepost your cock
i want to see it

>>212465301
I love her but I don't respect her.

>>212465163
>Only person not smiling in the image is the woman married to another woman
Clearly women aren’t smart enough to know how to hire divorce lawyers so they suffer in unhappy marriages like the picture shows

>>212465286
link to story?

>>212465286
remember them? they're me.

put a cider in the fridge left it overnight so it became an ice cube put it on the side this morning so thaw but left it too long again so it became not cold enough so now I've poured it in a glass and put ice cubes in it

>>212465316
You know what's funny in the US when same-sex marriage was legalized one of the first couples to get married was a lesbian couple who then separated six months later. However they waited 3 years for a divorce so they wouldn't be the first couple to be seen as getting divorced.

That man? Albert einstein

>>212465301
Especially her

>>212465313
hope she whoops you

>>212465345
It's unironically stronger in alcohol content because you did that you're going to get a nasty hangover

sorry mom I know you hate to see me this way

bit late to eat some chocolate...

>>212465322
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Robert_Eric_Wone

Reckon Ireland could just take Northern Ireland back and nobody in Britain would really give a shit.
Don’t even know what goes on over there or what they kept blowing each other up for.

https://youtu.be/H2dm4_cIxFQ?feature=shared&t=591

/brit/ on the ropes

>>212465354
https://youtu.be/j_nuOyxMrMQ?si=qdJViKcswKA0Anw3

>>212465381
>Robert Eric Wone (June 1, 1974 – August 3, 2006) was an American…
Stopped reading there. Don’t care

>>212465404
Filtered

I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOU

Want to huff Emma Watson’s farts.

video games are a bit of a non-hobby but not as much of a non-hobby as travelling

>>212465414

>>212465386
we're a sissified nation too scared to fight over anything these days. if argentina has another crack at the falklands they won't get any resistance

Why does head hair get greasy but no other hair does?
Never heard of greasy pubes before

>>212465133
>>212465298
Need Ruby to laugh at the size of my willy while slapping my bare chest with a whip.

>>212465386
This has pretty much been the view of the British establishment since at least the 1960s. Northern Ireland is a financial burden and a political embarassment. Westminster doesn't keep it in the Union, but the fanaticism of its own inhabitants.

>>212465458
spain should have a go at gibraltar

>>212465311
nope
add me on discord or steam or snapchat
and ask nicely x

>>212465463
reckon it does but it doesn't matter as much

Cmon everyone let's go swim in a parasite and faeces riddled river!

>>212465463
it does thoughbeit

>>212465453
why did he do it?

>>212465463
you know how a cats hair instantly changes with proper diet?

>>212465481
Never shampooed my pubes in my life though. Never had greasy pubes or dandruff.
Odd really.

>>212465448
Why the fuck would you go to india

don't have pubes me

>>212465500
radicalised by pooposting and couldnt handle all his posts being bradley'd

This nigga got greasy pubes!

*To the tune of Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs*
crodie crodie crodie crodie
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Know what you're doing, doing, to me

>>212465468
>financial burden and a political embarassment.
fits right in with the rest of the UK then

bollock dandruff

>>212465530
>>212465530
>>212465530

>>212465480
ur wierd
x

>>212465517
>Why the fuck would you go to india
To feel like you're still in Britain....

>>212465507
What about shower gel? I always shower gel my pubes

>>212465526
tale as old as time

>>212464985
Just one of many x