Thread 212479390

Why does it look like this? Who chose these colors? This doesn’t look like the flag of a Baltic nation at all, it looks like it should be in Africa or South America. At most some Balkan shithole. All of the surrounding countries got it right. Estonia, Finland, Latvia, all of their flags look appropriately dreary and cold. Why does Lithuania have this hideous fruit salad flag?

Because we wuz kangz. Now shut up before I bitch slap you with my BBC (big Baltic cock).

>>212479739
Wait, really? Were Lithuanians actually black at one point?

>>212479390 (OP)
this is their rightful flag but they're too butthurt to admit it

>>212479822
Das rite
>>212479860
PAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>212479390 (OP)
The flag is based and designed in 1918
Yellow = Sun
Green = Forests
Red = Blood of the ancestors
African countries stole it

>>212479860
>nobody
>Lenkas :

>>212482051
He is still mad, ignore him. Happy July 6th!

Post it coward.

>>212481774
Thanks for the actual answer, interesting

>>212479390 (OP)
The correct flag

>>212481774
>African countries stole it
Lithuania brought it with them when they colonized Africa. It was going great until Jakob, with his megacephaly, decided to divide the African born sons of Lithuania in a misguided attempt to conquer Estonia and Latvia. Dude flat out told them he created white people while spewing bullshit like "Tricknology". The aboriginal Lithuanians misunderstood Jakob's garbled babbling, and invited their white cousins in Latvia and Estonia to sit on the throne of Lithuania for 6 millennia.
Moral of the story: Lithuanians are gullable.

>>212482720
This is true

>>212482720
Not only that he put a curse on us, a certain mark where we naturally congregate ourselves in a geographical area that will always be shaped in a outline of africa. Scientists have yet to explain this phenomenon but they have hunch that it functions just like how birds use magnetic fields for navigation.

>>212482720
Check status: THUTHKE

>>212483161
Yeah, Jake was a fucked up dude.
I'm glad you guys figured out that you can just draw the outline of Africa in your homeland with chalk or stones.

>>212479390 (OP)
WE ARE ALPHA MALES
SO WE DON'T CARE WHAT LIL SISSIES
SAY.

YELLOW FOR SUN
GREEN FOR TREE
RED FOR SAP.

I DEFINE THE STANDARD.
I CAN MAKE MY FLAG ONY COLOR AND WHAT?

NO DEBATE.

>>212484189
BASED

>>212482720
THIS IS WHY LITHUANIANS HAVE TALL FOREHEAD OF IQ

Latvia is worse. There is no excuse for your flag being brown

>>212484254
I'm glad you don't usually have the mushy oversized cranium of insanity.

>>212479390 (OP)
The first rule of /int/
DO NOT make threads about Lithuania

>>212482051
keep coping
you will have to reunite with us because of how quickly your country is dying out, to secure its further existence
how do you imagine your independent being in 20-30 years, with like 1.5 million, mostly old and senile inhabitants? how are you going to scare russia off with that?

>>212485086
I will build nuclear weapons for Lietuva and I will test my Teller–Ulam design on Warsaw, baltic juche will lead the way.

>>212485086
Leave my big black brothers alone, Indonesia!

>>212485169
>russian geiger counter
lmao

>>212485086
There were 500k of us 800 years ago, and we ended up ruling you and everyone in your haplotype. We will be fine, pšek.

>>212485213
>and we ended up ruling you
back then Poland had like 5 million inhabitants bro

>>212485196
Don't judge who made the instrument but it's accuracy
>t. Sun Tsu

>>212485169
I hate to be pessimistic, but I don't think you're going to do much damage with an energy drink cap. T-U's just a fission-fusion device. What's there to test?

>>212485286
That test source is spitting out pure cancer what are you talking about. Also you need to do test detonations anyway, you think I will do it here in my cunt?

>>212485169
Ulam was Polish
as you can see, you would have nothing without Poles
which pretty much sums up your whole history

>>212479860
That's just Austria flag with polish and GDL coat of arms

>>212485355
You are right. I don't even need to go to the Polish museum of music, I already have a geiger counter.

>>212485417
>Polish museum of music
bro, your greatest musician Ciurlionis spoke Polish better than Lithuanian and I'm not even sure if he ever wrote a letter in Lithuanian (he wrote hundreds in Polish), not to mention he received his whole music education in Warsaw

>>212485271
>5 million poles being ruled by 500k lithuanians

>>212485404
>Austria flag
nah, the red tone is different

>>212485404
As you can see it shows the history of our countries very well
>lithuanian knight passes along on his horse encountering a polish rooster
>the rooster gets mad and starts harassing the knight
>the knight then rode away

>>212485508
We elected their king so they could have the "pride" of being muh rulers, while we forced him to allow Polish colonization of Lithuania, so at the end Lithuania ended up as a Polish province with the capital of Lithuania being an overwhelmingly Polish cities

1000 years of cohabitation with ((())) taught us a thing or two about how to win in silence

>>212485553
Alright poople boy now start talking about how we were le zmudzin, arouse me you naughty, naughty.

>>212485584
>how we were le zmudzin
doesn't matter who you were, you would have still got polonized willingly because of how strong and influential our culture was

>>212485633
And what has that gotten you at this point? Nothing. All that polinization has withered away in to nothing just how all that russification was just throwing shit at a teflon pan.

>>212485703
>And what has that gotten you at this point

well, we lost to Russia then, I admit that
still the plan was good

but since you hate Russia with a passion now, you are doomed to reunite with us sooner or later whether you like it or not

>how all that russification was just throwing shit at a teflon pan.

it's not entirely true, Russian popculture still holds strong in Lithuania and pretty much every Lithuanian knows Russian, even if as a foreign language

>>212485703
>All that polinization has withered away in to nothing
we successfully polonized Yotvingians, partially Prussians and these Lithuanians who live around Vilnius

>>212485346
Do you think you'll get it wrong? The basic form's up on wikipedia ffs.

>>212485780
Zoomers don't, oldfags do, I am a zillenial and lived in a neighborhood full of russians, belarusians, ukrainians and poles so that's why I know it well, I do know a bit of polish but it is quite frankly bad. That culture has no sway now these days, me being a zillenial I already went through it all but the soyteens don't know nothing about it, the only vestige left is swear words, ours quite frankly aren't that good and there are 100+ ways to tell someone to fuck off in russian so it might stay this way.

>>212485516
>NUH UH
>the red is different

>>212485854
Design isn't the issue, never was, turd worlders like pakistan managed to build their own. Problem is getting the raw fissile material as well as other components like tritium without raising the eyebrow of US and Russia who would go ape shit over it, good luck having the expertise and machining needed for centrifuges.

>>212485879
>I do know a bit of polish
good for the start
don't worry, you'll learn it better

>>212485933
All of that comes well before test shots.

>>212485944
Your reunion fantasies are those of a cuckold, I do not have further words for this.

>>212486005
>All of that comes well before test shots.
You are looking at it too hard for what essentially is just a shitpost. If Canada is willing to provide fissile material I can build a basic implosion bomb in a week.

>>212486082
Although the gun-type would be easier but the yield is bad. I think US and Russia has conventional bombs more powerful than that.

>>212479390 (OP)
I don't mind Lithuania's flag, but I find Latvia's flag to be very depressing.

>>212486168
>chocolate with cream filler
>depressing

>>212486014
bro, I am Slavic, I must unite with other nations into bigger entities and then slavicize everyone through voluntary means by sheer attractiveness of our amazing culture and language
it's in my genetics, that's how it happened historically

don't worry, it's gonna be all good, you will still able to speak Lithuanian to other Lithuanians, dance traditional dances and so on. We won't take it away from you. We will actually enjoy looking at it because it will mean our country is more diverse (that's a good thing!)

>>212486082
I forget the name of the company, but we did have a really eco-friendly sounding energy conglomerate selling all kinds of shit to the third world to sweeten the deal on CANDU reactors (which from - I think - rev2 or 3 onward can be made to enrich fissile materials while producing energy). We were basically in the process of handing Iran a twelve step program to the Tsar Bomba before someone got a slap on the wrist.
Nothing ever really changes here, so the company probably still exists.

>>212486219
We had a nuclear power plant but it got closed as a prerequisite for joining the EU and the pressure from Germany (which was extremely stupid because Romania, Hungary and others managed to secure a deal to keep running their soviet reactors to this day but RBMK le bad and we had limpwrist politicians at the wheel) so we could have produced fissile material very easily, we still have stuff of various stages of enrichment on site in cooling ponds or storage.

>>212486315
>Hungary and others managed to secure a deal to keep running their soviet reactors to this day
yes, now they have to sukhdeep for Putin to get spare parts to them, what a great deal it was

>>212486183
>>chocolate with cream filler
Well, now that you say it...

>>212486349
Only Hungary, Romania doesn't, Finland has several VVER type reactors running without the help of Russia, Ukraine is switching to Westinghouse as well.

>>212486394
>Ukraine is switching to Westinghouse
yeah, you know, you can also do that
the problem was with Soviet reactors, not with Lithuania having a nuclear power plant

>>212486444
Reactors weren't a problem, they worked fine. Russia still uses 8 RBMK reactors to this day with no issue. After the accident in chernobyl both our and theirs reactors had all the fatal technical flaws removed, new control systems installed and power slightly reduced.

>>212486212
I agree, that's why "Poland" must be reunited into the Russian Federation as Пpивиcлинcкий Кpaй. It could even be admitted together with Lithuania, whatever

>>212486529
>Reactors weren't a problem, they worked fine. Russia still uses 8 RBMK reactors to this day with no issue.
Russia has trained engineers and can create spare parts itself. Not exactly sure Lithuania had the same capabilities.

Also, im not saying the problem existed objectively, but it was a problem from EU's point of view. You didn't have to close down the whole power plant, just to switch to different type of reactors yet you decided to launch the - pun intended - nuclear option and phase it out completely.

>>212486529
>all the fatal technical flaws removed
taken out back and shot in the head?

>>212486636
No for real especially the lower graphite tips for even reactivity at the lower levels of the reactor
>>212486627
We managed to keep it working until 2009 fine going through all that post-soviet turmoil and corruption, I think we could have managed it fine.

>>212486627
Concerning the later statement it was entirely the fault of our politicians and their limited capability at negotiation. The entire closing down project at the start also became a huge display of corruption and lining pockets due to a lot of the funds being embezzled but they changed their entire structure lately and is going smoothly now.

POLAND bros... Not like this...

I heard Lithuanians have very little hair on their body, compared to other Europeans.

>>212487594
Lithuania confirmed for Nordic kangdom

>>212487681
I'm hairy as a gorilla.

>>212487681
My ass and leg hair is that of a turkish man.

>>212482670
What gender is that

>>212488844
Commiefluid

>>212479390 (OP)
This is what a flag should be. We be no longer African but become homo and stuff. This way be into EU and western europe and sheiiit

>>212491677
Never forget where you came from. Lithuwakanda forever!

>>212487594
Lithuanian GDP is fake
it's just not possible that a sparsely populated country in eastern Europe next to Russia with an economy based on growing parsley and rye can be THAT rich

>>212492039
You guys all eat parsley and rye.

>>212492056
that's why we know who grows most of it

>>212492184
Are you tracking your expenditure on it? It seems like they're getting rich while you're getting fat.

>>212491941
Not only we be Africans, wuz Duke but we also wuz romanz and stuff

>>212492421
>he thinks you can get fat from eating parsley

yeah, eat just another can of genetics

>>212492463
Well, yeah, you guys went off start Africa, slowly made your way into the Fertile Crescent, hit Northeastern Anatolia and Greece right around the time Jakob started his bullshit. From Troy, you guys went into Rome, start inbreeding with the locals, had a spot of trouble in and around Hispania where you weren't sure who was newschool pale Lithuanian and who was oldschool pale Lithuanian, and that kept going for a few hundred years...
Jakey really shit the bed. You guys should have just kept poking him in his soft skull.

>>212492527
He typed after eating another loaf of rye bread with compound butter, deep fried ham, and egg salad with pickles.

>>212492929
>loaf of rye bread with compound butter, deep fried ham, and egg salad with pickles.
...YUMMY

>>212492978
Yeah, I made myself hungry typing that... I'm on carefully metered out fish, chicken, greens, and one or two servings of rice or pasta a week either til the winter, or until my abs reappear.

>>212492039
Holy cope.