Good Morning :) edition

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>>212480895 (OP)
Lmfao trannies are batshit

No one is unemployed. The word itself says "im employed".

>>212480948
You see this is why everybody hates the French

do women like sex or do they engage in it just to please us?

>>212480985
Women are naturally reviled by sex and penises. Ironically, it is only men who can actually love penis
In some extreme cases a woman can convince herself that she is a nympho, but this is a delusion caused by past molestation/rape

>>212480985
When I make love to a woman she scratches and screams.
Then she realizes I’m not gonna take no for an answer

Into the unknooooown

coworker thought she would be proposed to on the 4th which is also her anniversary. it didnt happen. she came in to work on saturday, started crying, and just left. now she is on "medical leave"

>>212481098
Foids get the silliest ideas in their little heads

Refuckulous.

How many “PROTECT TRANSKIDS!” troons are just looking for mentally unstable teenagers to sex traffic?

>>212480930
Crazy picture

What's our response to video related?
https://youtube.com/shorts/uLSVWRHahB4?si=xDBMWED71djsI3EG

How about “sex traffic” and it’s a traffic jam caused by people having sex in their cars instead of going to work

>>212481275
Like 97,6%

>>212481440
>just run away from home bro your parents don't support you anyway just come live with your fellow trans people (we're all 35+ years old)

>>212481516
>Here is some estrogen I made in my bath tub

hello. time for church

how do niggas die in floods like just go upstairs

.

>>212481798

Samoa Joe, the numbers don't lie

>>212481044
>Women are naturally reviled by sex and penises.
Only yours

>>212481930
We must keep the mongoloids happy so this never happens again...

Mongoloid he was a mongoloid happier than you and me

>>212481275
What's wrong with protecting trans kids?

It's funny how leftards promoted "trans kids" and hormones/surgery for minors nonstop for the past decade as a fundamental human right and the second it starts getting cracked down on the start saying "why do you even care? there's like 20 trans kids in the entire country"

only slept 4 hours award

>>212482144
It's trans teen athletes that are very very uncommon. There's like two in certain states. Trans minors (usually teens) are not exactly common either. Before adolescence it doesn't really matter because the most you can do is use a different name and clothes, and many of them lose interest before puberty.

>>212482072
"Trans"kids shouldn't exist.

>>212482269
>many of them lose interest before puberty.
That's why they need to start HRT ASAP
So they can't change their mind

Taking my coffee induced shit

>>212482383
Well they do. Take up the complaint with the man upstairs.

>Well they do
Only in the heads of mentally ill adult pedophiles

https://youtu.be/IHwSAjzkh-U

>>212482639
Same bro
We are winking in sync

>troon discourse
Grim

>>212481961
So true

Libs in the past
>Kids don't understand sexuality or gender! Timmy can like pink if he wants!
Libs now
>Kids understand sexuality and gender! Timmy liking pink means he's a girl!

>>212482721
And psychology. And parents who are learning more about this stuff.

fuck timmy gon do

That's it Drumpftards and MAGArats
You did it
Another BEAUTIFUL AND VALID TRANS WOMAN is gonna die

What do you call someone hiking with a camera?

An active shooter

>>212482017
Banger alert

>psychology
Written by Jews and Pharma
>parents
Most parents don't agree with it, sweetheart
The only "people" who agree with it are mentally ill subhumans who will never breed therefore need to convince little boys and girls to become like them because they're a death cult

gonna go to a concert at an LGBT nightclub later this week. i am not LGBT tho.

Trump should start deporting old internet weirdos like bronies and furries too
I don’t like them

what does the america party have to do to get your vote

>>212483321
More H1B

>>212483321
Send all Jasonkin (troons) to Alligator Alcatraz

>>212483321
gibs

Where is a desiccant pack when you really need one

>>212483176
Why are they like this

>>212483321
5 trillion USD deposited into my bank account at Wells Fargo

>>212483321
How is it any different from the libertarian party

why is this chud melting down over trannies

>>212483450
I assume less of this

i like the banjo

Shartimius Maximus

Some pics from friday

>went upstairs to make coffee 2 hours ago and saw her lying down
>go up again and she's still in the same spot
She needs to get a damn job

how is the dating game different post COVID than it was 10 years ago?

saaaaaaar

>>212483756
NiBBa thank he on some instagram type shii

>>212483600
Why are white nationalists always nonwhite

>>212484014
He is an anglocoded white god

>>212483756
post this here
>>>/p/4443377

>>212483812
hey leave her alone, she's just sleepy.

Couldn't get my meds refilled so my energy levels have been zero lately

>>212484014
Really makes you think. Schizojeet is the same

>>212484170
what kind of meds?

>Kerr County Judge Rob Kelly stated that "no one knew this kind of flood was coming" and noted that the county did not have any warning system in place for major flooding events.[33] Multiple witnesses to the flooding stated that no advance warning of the floods was given out
Why are you guys turning yourself into Africa?

>>212484356
You people are so fucking dense
People have been sacrificed to the gods of the valley for generations to protect from extreme weather and to protect cattle and crops
It is so obvious

>>212484321
Bupropion

Sexy to someone is all I really want

>>212484555
i tried that. didn't do anything for me

Asian sellers on ebay are funny

She looks kinky

Elon is a genius

>>212484896
Any woman doing this pose is openly acknowledging that they have nothing to being to the table except an ass

>>212482916
lol

>>212483321
Deport all nonwhites and reimplement the naturalization policy the founding fathers put in place

Allow the land and houses they leave behind on the market only open to American citizens with less than two properties so rich people can’t swipe them all up

Nuke abortion clinics

>>212484561
Wholesome webm

>>212484561
These are made by an Indian

'za in the air fryer and got some utz chips for the side dish
also got 'za in my lungs
good sunday

>>212485319
>>212485419
Duality of /cum/

So there's leaked video of Israeli and US soldiers using a fake aid organization to bait and shoot unarmed civilians in Palestine and nobody cares because Americans are evil and deserve to be killed.

>>212485499
Post it

>>212485499
AI disinfo

Hopefully palestine and israel get blown up

ALL DAY
HIDING FROM THE SUN
WAITING FOR THE GOLDEN ONE

>>212480895 (OP)
>Last job I worked at
>Passed the 90 assessment
>Somehow did better than the old heads
>They fire all the new hires so hr and accounting can get a pay raise

You know maybe marx was right

>>212485539
https://t.me/mpeinovich/4192

>>212485641
>mike peinovich telegram

BUT SHE'S MY EVERYTHING SHE'S ALL THAT I NEED SOMETIMES MORE THAN I WANT

>>212485499
>>212485641
>allegedly
I thought this was supposed to be footage of people getting shot

I'm not posting gore, there's plenty of footage of maimed and dead Palestinian children if you're into that, freak.

Thank you for reinforcing that Americans deserve mass death.

FACT: All moslems go to hell

Hitler would've turned gayson's fruity ass into soap

>>212484583
It works for me
Lets me function somewhat normally

niggas be taking pills to escape themselves instead of learning to be at peace with their inner mechanisms and to appreciate their own company

>>212486065
how many times are you going to ban evade?
do you really have that little going on in your life?

>>212485849
Jason would have been sent to a labor camp as part of Aktion Arbeitsscheu Reich

Hitler was a vegetarian who loved animals. He refused to use gas on the British in WW2 after his experience being gassed in WW1. This is a man who displays a great deal of empathy, which makes sense because he's basically a racist liberal. And yes, he had alliances with Arab nationalists. He wasn't some moron who wanted to be totally isolationist and then embark on a mission to cleanse earth of the brownoids or whatever you incel coomer Gen Z faggots think.

If you believe the jewish lies about a cartoon villain Hitler, you are just as much of their fool as a Christian conservative MAGA retard or a Biden supporter. If you think cartoon villain Hitler is cool, you're just a brainbroken adolescent. Some of you, once you finally accept that Hitler was a good person, will simply defect to zionism, because at least it has the brutality of the Hitler imagined by jews.

>>212486065
>leftard city is full of sexual degeneracy
Wow…who could’ve guessed that…

carfaggots act all hard on side streets but when they get on a road where you need skill to drive fast they turn into a grandpa in a Mazda Miata.

back from church

>>212485795
It's not that I want to see dead pali children, it's that I was expecting actual evidence rather than supposition. But you knew that already, didn't you?

>>212486386
you're poor.

In a way, I need a change from this burnout scene
Another time, another town, another everything
But it's always back to you, yeah

>>212486473
You're retarded and I hope you die in a mass casualty event.

>>212486530
>PROOOOOFS
>posts literal heresay
This is why no one important sincerely cares about palis

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>video of soldiers celebrating killing civilians
>hearsay*(you can't spell)
You're retarded.

Nephew is complaining and doggo is concerned

Discounting the more basic factors like poverty and crime, Austin may be the worst city in the USA

Jason is either gonna troon out and ack himself or commit a shooting

>>212486692
post doggo

>>212486386
What are you in?

>>212486688
That's just what the voice over is telling you they're celebrating. Hell, can you even see shooting at all?

>dude, that mainstream news outlet is just lying about the video I can look up myself! Ana is just lying about Israel, they dindu nuffin!
You can't spell two syllable words. You defend jews. You deserve to be killed.

Tough talk for a gay friendless 29 year old virgin who jerks his microdick to anime and has never worked a day in his life

When I lived in Britain I would eat Middle Eastern food every week
I hate that I like it

>>212486722
I went there once as a kid and visited the water park there, but I remember nothing else about it

lol everyone is fighting over politics and war

>>212486969
When Trump starts stripping indians of their fraudulent h1b visas and deporting their asses the America party will crumble lmao

>>212486990
>mainstream media
Read the article they published rather than reaction video hot takes by people trying to manipulate you for views

>>212487077
Same as it ever was

lil bro typed "heresay"

I didn't open up my greenhouse soon enough so my corn and sunflowers are falling over

I made a meme years ago that regularly gets posted on /lgbt/ to this day and I regret it

>>212487336
>she browser lgbt

can't think of a single that dual citizens should be allowed to live

>>212487444
ouch bro you just misgendered a pooner

>>she browser lgbt
>can't think of a single that dual citizens
why do you people struggle to type so much

>>212487444
Browses*, I'm doing my gacha dailies so I typed that too fast.

>>212487445
Ending dual citizenship will be the start of creating a unified national identity rather than a communal space resembling an international airport that we have now

>>212487445
Wdym

>>212487541
I want to move to Poland and renounce my Canadian citizenship

>>212487504
apologize for misgendering right now

lil bro typed "she browser" lmao

>>212487599
Mmmmmmm nyo

>>212487541
I really doubt dual citizenship has anything to do with that. It's more difficult to obtain it in the US than anywhere else, and it's not very common

Good day sirs I have awoken after going to sleep at 7am

>>212487670
morning bud

>>212487686
morning budski

I made a typo, you made a willful decision to type a word you've only heard because you're uneducated and don't read.

>>212487719
jason, when will you start posting on onlyfans?

>>212487564
obviously i'm talking about people who live in the USA, if that clarifies your confusion.
i don't care what happens in other places

>>212487741
You have to have a 4th grade reading level to do that, so peobably never

lol

>peobably

>>212487756
I know, and I'm saying what makes you think it's a problem at all considering how few people actually hold them

>>212487719
>I-i made a typo but you didn't because I said so!
Jason has read like 6 books in his entire life

>peobaby
word of the day just dropped

"Here" is not a possible typo of "hear."

You're so stupid. It shows that you attended government school.

>>212487874
It's like typing their instead of there, a common mistake
>government school
Unironically better than no school. Not that it would have helped you much anyway, mongoloid genetics meant it was over for you before it began

>ummm but my A key ghosted and then.....I went back and hit E again after R for some reason?
Yeah, surely a typo. Retard.

>>212487874
It's a muscle memory typo

>>212487801
they have made a serious effort to say that they do not support american interests or the interests of american people.
why would i want to -even passively- allow such people to benefit from me?

>>212487931
>a common mistake
True, for browns/government schooled trailer trash. It's not a typo, and I'm glad you gave up that cope.

>>212487663
well this just shows that pinkpillers are an entirely different demographic from trans people. take note

cottage cheese and cheese for lunch

>>212487766
i promise to pay for your OF subscription as long as you post hard core videos. i dont want you to be a teasefag

yucky

lil bro sat next to Urkel in holocaust class, can't spell, and is like "b-better than no school!"

Hollywood compensator for a 92fs but it's kinda cool from a certain perspective

>>212487961
How do you mean? Do you not know what dual citizenship is or something?

>>212488075
You're living proof that even a black infested urban school is better than you're retard mom "teaching" you for your whole life

>>212488077
Can it properly cycle with all that weight?

>>212488104
you are tiresome

I love how mad he is because he knows he can't spell and I have his number.

Not defending anyone here but muscle memory typos are a thing.

did this to a coomer on a sports stream a few days ago
gonna start saying it in all the porn and coombait threads that get made on blue boards

I read Mein Kampf so I'm basically a super genious

>>212488206
Maybe, but the fact he called "their/there" a common mistake reinforces that he's just retarded and it was willful.

>>212488224
i like sounding videos thoever

personally I love onions

>>212488141
Ya, most comps attach to the guide rod which is stationary. This one attached to both the frame and guide rod, it doesn't affect the barrel tilt or slide

im shleepy

>>212488296
Hate stringy onions me

>>212488224
I don't think anyone in that chat was being genuine, this strategy would not work in a coomer thread

>>212488296
Onions are fantastic

cooked onions are good
raw onions are fucking trash
onions also suck on burgers

Anyone watch Cody's lab? He posted a new chicken hole base update recently

>>212488365
it was one guy in particular and he was
he spent about 20 minutes lying about having "some girl's" nudes to share and he wanted to show people in the chat but everyone told him to fuck off
then he started asking people to get in a discord and jack off with him
after I sent that message in the screenshot he had a spergout and ended it "since I'm so fucked up or whatever I'll just kill myself THANKS GUYS"

I don't like whole onions in stew or whatnot, but I like the taste in the stew and I use onion powder cooking sometimes.

>>212488296
onions can increase testosterone
it makes sense that redditors would find it repulsive

>>212488476
Green onion >>>>>> white/yellow onion

>>212488457
Onions go well on burgers, but too often do they put raw onions or too many onions on which overpowers just about everything else. Ones grilled till they retain just a light snap are ideal imo

me when i get a cute usa gf

>>212488459
yes, 10 years ago

>>212488523
your ilk aren't welcome here

>>212488471
I can never tell if they're trying to bait reactions or just really are that way, but even still, just incredibly low IQ and in poor taste

>>212488523
gib qt jewess gf

>>212488523

>>212488476
If you dice them finely then add them to the stew, they boil down to almost nothing. Get a better flavor from that than onion powder I think

my grandad used to put a huge chunk of white onion between two pieces of bread and eat it as a snack

>>212488574
I used to think it was exaggerated but I've realized porn really just has these people in a brutal chokehold of constantly doing more and more deranged sexual things in pursuit of dopamine
I don't agree with every facet of this but I think this hits the mark fairly well

>>212488559
>>212488577
>>212488586

nothing can stop me from usa gf

>>212488537
He kind of went in an odd ball direction for the last 7 or so years but it's still a pretty good channel

YO, LISTEN UP

>>212488708
Beaner

would you eat this

>>212488764
leave.

>>212488679
Ya I don't buy that, personally. I've been jorkin' since I was like 14 and I still only like regular 'ol two amateur people having consentual sex for fun or procreation porn

>>212488777
Presentation leaves a lot to be desired, but the constituent parts seem just fine

>>212488832
if you say so

>>212488777
can't stand baked beans

>>212483812
sleepy ahh

>>212488702
he is just being himself. which i guess is also partly the reason why kanyon left him

>>212483812
not her fault you keep her as a slave

>>212488881
I think it's more than it gives an outlet for some people's inate degenerate impulses rather than it creating those impulses. Addiction from dudes that don't go outside or talk to people is a big part of it though, that much seems true.

its raining cumbums

>>212489009
>gives an outlet for some people's inate degenerate impulses
there is no innate degenerative impulses, it's a learned thing from environment and porn consumption
that's sort of the point of the whole point of that article

>>212489033
Prove it. Take a picture.

>sort of the point of the whole point of that
my brain is short-circuiting

>>212489084
no

mfw when i open steam and i have new games i got for free.
>>212489115
ignore that guy. hes a salty jerk all the time

just picked a booger and ate it

anyone into composting?

>>212489188
I'll compost my nuts on your face

lol lil niggy mad af xddd

>>212489202
for that you'll have to get castrated

>>212489188
i just use urine as fertilizer

>>212489188
coomposting?

>212489254

Just salted and oiled a potato and started preheating the oven.

Gonna start a minecraft world now.

pic related, it's everyone who asked

finna have tortiglioni with tonno sauce for dindins

>>212489290
gronk says its safe as long as the person is healthy.

>>212489383
post pic

I'm the biggest gucci mane fan in my hood

my bug bite is shaped like a long oval instead of a circle.

>Countries where men over 6'2 outnumber men under 5'5.
/cum/sisters, we don’t qualify for the Whiteness map…

reading medieval history. gotta prepare for my entrance exam for history college

>>212489437
Obligatory:
>manletugal

>>212489055
Ya and I'm saying I don't think that's true. If you didn't already want to watch shitting dick nipple porn, however deeply in your subconcious it may have been, you aren't going to suddenly want to watch shitting dick nipple porn because you've just watched too many female masterbation vids

its another day where i spend hours just reading ww2 wikipedia articles

>>212489487
i spend hours laying down listening to music

>>212489437
Genuinely very surprised russia is on there, I've never met a tall russian in my life. Most are either average hieght or pretty short

>>212489483
just because it does not apply to you, does not make untrue
drugs and porn are effectively the same things at their core: free dopamine
when you first try a drug, it only take a bit to get you high, then you need more of that drug to get high as you continue to use
porn is the same thing except instead of increasing quantity of the drug, you increase the potency
I'm glad you are not a porn addict, many, many other men are

>>212489519
Apparently, the Russian average is in the same band as the U.S. Maybe the numbers are skewed by only annoying little fags being the type to emigrate from their fatherland to the LGBT ZOG zone.

>>212489487
What battles are you reading about

reading a book

>>212489610
>Maybe the numbers are skewed
Amongst émigrées, I mean

also reading a book

I am craving attention but my girl is traveling with her childhood friends. A bpd dad and emotionally unstable mom has ruined me tbf

>>212489750
for sure, it's everybody else's fault that you are the way you are

Spawned on a pirate boat sail.

>>212489610
That has also not been my experience with any of the ones I've met. They were all in the fishing industry working around seattle and up in alaska, most of whom come from the far east. They called the city dwellers from moscow and st. Petersburg effeminate weirdos

normies automatically associate high amount of knowledge about anything with schizophrenia
If you know a lot about how endocrine disruptors affect development for example and talk about it. Theyll dismiss it as insane or paranoid because they don't understand it

>>212489765
if you've not had a rough childhood, you literally cannot relate you dumb nigger

>>212489837
no I'm in full agreement man, you couldn't possibly be responsible for your own behaviors

>>212489645
Guadalcanal campaign atm

>>212489855
ik you are being sarcastic. I do control my actions by I mostly can't control how I feel. Just because I crave attention doesn't mean I'll start texting her non-stop, but at least I can vent on this incel forum about how I feel or is that too much to ask these days?

GuadalajaraGuacamoleCanal

>>212489999
>I mostly can't control how I feel.
unironically read epictetus and seneca or you will forever have a victim mentality
I empathize but blaming other people (even if they are actually responsible) will never improve things, what happened happened
your brain is the only thing in the world you have unfettered control over

>>212490085
>epictetus and seneca
which books?

>>212490107
discourses and selected writings + moral letters to lucilius respectively

never forget anons, you are more than the circumstances that created you
you are capable of more than you know

>>212490363 https://youtu.be/uPvuffurLNQ

>>212490139
thanks I'll read discourses

only a couple short weeks of my 20s left

>>212490363
i have fixed almost everthing in my life except my mental health. I make crazy good money, I am in great shape, I have some really nice friends, but my mind is a mess and has always been.

i will never denounce our lord and savior mohammed

>>212490394
I prefer Robin Hard's translation (Discourses, Fragments, Handbook) for the most accurate to Greek, but if you can't find that one, Robin Waterfield's is decent though more paraphrased
good luck anon, I think it will help

>>212490428
sounds like you know what to work on then
people will tell you to go to a shrink and get pills but learning how to maneuver and operate your own mentality will be more beneficial I think

>>212490363
>I am more than my circumstances the roach cries from his garbage heap

>>212490540
are you comparing yourself to a roach? is that really the analogy you want to use?

int is a warzone today. wtf

>>212490590
Maybe he's talking about jason?

>>212490532
thanks anon, I'll try my best

>>212490590
Yeah

Imagine a 9/11 interactive museum with dark super hot rooms to feel the conditions inside the towers and POV VR experiences that simulate jumping out of the towers. A floor that drops a high altitude to experience the tower collapse from the inside. You can call your family members from inside and say goodbye to them very dramatically. And at the end you can take pictures with a George Bush impersonator and you your name in a cheap plastic "memorial jug".

>>212490804
Hm, would it include dancing Israelis?

>>212490725
godspeed

>>212490784
then you would probably benefit from self-esteem building before anything else
try lifting and eating better -- a healthy body reflects a healthy mind

stroking

>>212490834
Yes you can spit on them for an extra fee

>>212490804
this probably could've actually been a thing in the 2000s when edgy humor was allowed
would get crucified today howeversobeit

Family day at the barcade is fun
Nothing like getting liquored up and trash talking kids on marvel vs capcom 2

>>212490978
It would fit well in idiocracy or something like that

>>212489400

Dont want a relationship
Dont want casual sex/one night stands
Now what? I'm not asexual, but i feel like a nice quick fap once a week is enough to suppress any urges or thoughts about women

>>212490984
I did that at a go kart place once and really pissed off my then gf. I didn't do it directly to them of course, but just the fact that I was saying how much kids sucked at gokarts made her get mad. I was only joking

You know I keep it real, I live for the appeal

>>212491100
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=greysexual

>>212491100
If it works for you I guess, but that level of complacency is how you end up with a life not worth living

TAKE ON MEEEEE

apropos of nothing I suddenly remembered a greentext I read when I was young about a guy finding a hidden pussy on his grundle and how I believed it and was scared I might have a hidden pussy too

>>212490853
>try lifting and eating better -- a healthy body reflects a healthy mind
I do all of that and I still have low self esteem

>have you often been there before?
This sounds so weird to me but I can’t say why

I've been feeling very weird for the past week since I havent jerked off. Gonna jerk off now.

>>212491430
>been there before
is basically a double past-tense
just drop the "before" as "been there" already indicates in the past

>>212490853
Coakroaches thrive in trash. Maybe think before speaking faggot?

>>212490978
Humor is more edgy now. It's just now there's a schizophrenic divide where people are simatlaneously more upright/prudish and more cynical at the same time

>1 hour at 400f isn't enough for a 190z potato

jason doesnt have friends

>>212491713
I would be his friend if he was less obnoxious and not a pedophile

why the fuck is "PlayStation" in the dictionary

SHUT UP YOU FAGGOTS/
WE

FINNA GBR BRRRRR RA RA RA ERA RA RA RAR AR EW AERHR RAHR RAH RA HAR HAR HHRAH RARH ARH RAHE AH RHEAREHAHER HR AEA HERHER AHR AE AHER

Did Nascar always have street races?

>>212491811
Yes

ITS UNBELIEVABLE TO ME YOU ALL ARE SO SATISFIED WITH THIS WEATHER TALK.

ITS UNEBLIEVALBE
I AM ABSOLUTELY IN AN INSANE PLACE WHEN I\ SEE YOU UNTERMENSCHEN

>>212491713
I shit talk jason a lot and we get into heated debates but I'd probably be his friend irl. Not because he seems to have any redeeming qualities, it just seems like he'd be a riot to have around

>>212489790
Maybe it’s just the ones who want to come to Canada who are giant fags then lol, as I’ve definitely noticed that. Amongst all immigrants, really; not just Russians

>>212491169
why?

>>212491885
nta but "I don't need relationships" is typically a point reached through mental gymnastics on why you in specific are an exception to the human condition and need for companionship

woke up with a stomach ache this morning and have spent the last 3 hours shitting out what feels like straight stomach acid, even wiping is horrendously painful

Imagine eating this good.

>>212491767
I only like older women and 18+ femboys, nonsensical accusation.

>>212491974
i once had stomach acid come out my nose

>>212492028
>>212492028
New

>loaded baked potatoe we have at home

>>212491974
same kek

Make Jason defend the cartoon kids with boners he posts just because they're cartoons