Thread 212490685

I made the new edition

Nice OP. I like it.

Looming sub edish

>>212490685 (OP)
you're fucking dead, kiddo
i told you not to
I TOLD YOU NOT TO

neoliberal bull logging in

>The average UK monthly private rent is £1,335 ($1,800) according to a provisional estimate for the 12 months to April 2025.

How do Brits survive this? Or is the number off?

>Countries that don't make trade deals with the U.S. by August 1 can expect tariff rates to return to the levels announced in April, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Sunday.
uh oh. time for keir to get on his knees again

gonna go to work late tomorrow and there's nothing shekleberg can do about it

got a four day weekend next week

>>212490739
Mine is £650 for a two bedroom flat

>>212490739
I pay £1600 for rent

need an Oregon gf

>>212490739
weighted down by the sheer number of hmos in london

>>212490739
my rent is £895/mnth for a 450sqft one bed flat

>>212490753
>>212490770
where

/brit/ grooming gang chasing 16 year old hijabi puss when

N............NIGGER
I..............I
G...........G
G...........G
E............E
R............R
NIGGERNIGGERN
...............I.............I
..............G...........G
..............G...........G
..............E............E
..NIGGER............R

I came here to post this

>>212490785
Merseyside

>>212490739
mine's free because i have depression and anxiety

>>212490795
>Brooks
you tell me

wtf are they doing to 18 year old lads

>>212490808
I just checked the URL of the site I am browsing and nooticed it is not 4chan.org/b/ so shall be doing a think about this post.

>>212490761
What’s a hmo?

Heatherpedo doing numbers with his muslim marriage AI slop

why has heatherpaedo been spamming about fake muslim dating profiles for the last few days then

>>212490836
look at that fucking tummy

starting pint number 4
and after this i'll have some more

>>212490760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD1Mnlv2Mas

>>212490849
houses of multiple occupnacy

>>212490836
Shared house

>>212490739
pay about 900 quid a month for a two bed maisonette. Will be buying soon hopefully and then starting my slumlord empire.

Might buy some converses and start wearing tshirts with bands on them

Get them

>>212490741
The only thing Kier has to offer is allowing American agriculture in

two bed mayonnaise

>>212490845
This post is Announcing a report or 'sage'.

>>212490876
timmy's weakness

I'll say THE WORD
I'll say THE N WORD

>>212490875
like arm bands?

>>212490886
No it isn’t

>>212490886
No it isn't retard. It's a gimmick.

mayonnaise? I barely even know her

>Open to all
does this include non muslims?

>>212490909
Yeah. Like def leppard

someone estimate his height?

yeah? are the s curved batons wagging? yeah? live on facetime? mmhmm? katy getting curious?

My 96% white town that voted for Brexit because a Polski Sklep appeared in the town centre and was a few thousand votes away from electing a Reform MP in the general election

>>212490954
5'11

supposed to be saving for a house but i can't stop buying espresso equipment

Nigger325 Nigg-898erR Nigger6 Nigge7r Ni23423ger. Nigger Nigge53453r Nigger Nigger Nigger534Nigger1 Nigg98-3igger. Nigger345 -Nigger Nig65708-ger.

Nigger325 Nigg-898erR Nigger6 Nigge7r Ni23423ger. Nigger Nigge53453r Nigger Nigger Nigger534Nigger1 Nigg98-3igger. Nigger345 -Nigger Nig65708-ger.

>>212490962
what happened to the sklep tho

been saving for a house almost 6 years now and can still only afford a leasehold flat
what's the point of it all

>Australian women's shoe sizes are the same as US women's shoe sizes. However, Australian men's shoe sizes are equivalent to UK men's shoe sizes, which are typically one size smaller than US men's sizes
Fucking mess.
No reason shoes not to just be measured in flat CM.

>>212490962
love the sklep for all their weird crisps and chocolates

Nigge7r Ni23423ger. Nigger Nigge53453r Nigger Nigger Nigger534Nigger1

>>212490977
My give a fucks are on vacation

>>212490985
Sorry, this username is already in use

>>212491003
think that's bad? i've got almost 100k in savings but i still can't get a mortgage cause i'm a single incel

oh dear, the janny is going to go off his rocker

>>212491033
>>>/cum/

*shakily brings my blood-soaked hands up to my face, letting the blood and ash drain between my fingers*

what... what have i done?

Nigger325 Nigg-898erR Nigger6 Nigge7r Ni23423ger. Nigger Nigge53453r Nigger Nigger Nigger534Nigger1 Nigg98-3igger. Nigger345 -Nigger Nig65708-ger.

Idea why don't we all start living a nomadic lifestyle like gyppos that way Jews can't infiltrate our countries and subvert them

>>212491037
literally me as well i'm up to about £96k at last count
enough to get a mortgage on a flat here but not a house not even close

>>212490990
lil timmy writing allat wile her guts gettin pushed in by skinny small boat cronem xx

>>212490954
5ft king of the dwarves

been living next door to some (white) foreigns for about 6-7 years now, listening to their eastern euopean chattering
i've met some of them a few times
nice lads
offered to help me shift a washing machine and everything
still can't tell what language they're speaking though
it's like a cross between brazilian and russian
maybe there's multiple different languages being spoken across there i dunno

feeling quite vertiginous this evening

>>212490876
where's the one that has 3 kids at 28

I confused will my slow cooker make my meat crispier do indeed topop it in the oven afterwards

alri lads

>>212491085
good for them

>>212491089
>like a cross between brazilian and russian
Romanian

>>212490985
>>212490994
>>212491021
>>212491055
>>212491111

>>212491118
Do Americans really not get holidays? I thought that was a meme

>>212491118
That's called a holiday.

>>212491115
pretty sure you're right actually
i know one of them told me but i forgot

weird thread

>>212491170
This is what happens when you let the frogposter make the new against all warnings

1 Pokemon candy so far just over 20 berries

I like black people music

hooking a snorkel to my arse and directly to my nostrils

having a micro wank

>>212491196
Got 8 shiny eevees today

£1200 PIP for me

>>212491197
Name 5 songs by black people. Now. No googling.

Poo nigger

>>212491207
nice good luck with evolving them. we had a competition for an eeveelution here so mine all became the same Pokemon

a gf would solve 80% of my problems. really wish i wasn't such a social retard

>>212491195
He shall be endured. What, goodman boy, I say, he shall. Go to. Am I the master here, or you? Go to. You'll not endure him! — God shall mend my soul! You'll make a mutiny among my guests!

>>212491224
lovely fat fupa on her

>>212491214
Ok, stop.

put my chicken tendies in burger bun with some hot sauce i bought from a black fella and a slice of cheese
phwoar

>>212491224
Right so that’s going in the wank bank

edging to father son incest yaoi

>>212491247
least obvious Korean male

need balkan gf

>>212491224
adele

sylveon could get it

what do the numbers mean in niggeraussie's posts

by the way the shopkeeper was black so youre welcome for buying your hot sauce

hello you smelly little whiteboys

>>212491281
i think she's italian

>>212491247
what actually happens once you get the gf though
what next?

>>212491318
how many seasonings does he use on chicken

>>212491320
hello

>>212491290
glaceon is obviously the fittest eeveeolution

Mousey ^.^ xx

went to the zoo today and saw a peacock with its feathers fully out and it made me believe in god unironically. seriously how can you genuinely relieve that just comes in to existence by chance?

>>212491306
i wanted to post the nigger word 24,000 times in a row unimpeded but was hit with the "our system thinks your post is spam" so i had to improvise

>>212491326
oh ok
thought it was a Korean boy (they look like that)

>>212491338
any news from the capital

>>212491343
i meant espeon
and by "it" i meant pats and treats

:3

>>212491350
it's not chance though is it

>>212491330
talk, go out for dinners, travel together, sex, share things. you know, standard couples stuff

My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial.

someone help went lidl a few years ago and during their eastern european week i had this pastry dessert that was like a circular swirl with either flour or sugar sprinkled on top. was really nice but forgot the name and it’s something polishy i wouldn’t be able to pronounce anyway

>>212491351
*tries to imagine this post using my aryan mind*
'kin 'ell that's a lot of nigger words in a row

>>212491256
Not real.

thinking of going back to pakistan and marrying my cousin, the last resort of a paki loser

>>212491386
how'd he get his hair like that?

sylveon is trans

oh rorke... thats not...

or the paki on the opposite end of the scale too if you think about it

What did god mean by this?

>>212491412
That’s actually a picture from a video game and not a real person

>>212491416
all eeveelutions are tran

>>212491392
It sounds like you might be thinking of Kołacz (pronounced roughly ko-watch) or a similar Eastern European spiral pastry. Based on your description — circular, swirled, possibly with sugar or flour dusted on top — a few possibilities come to mind:

>>212491224
gherkin shift

>>212491453
a good video game would explore the hair lore

not quite how I remember them looking

>>212491455
die out

Nigger.
Nigger.
Nigger.
Nigger.
Nigger.

>>212491455
sucking right off while left pegs me

>>212491410
I’ll marry her for you

can't post it

just spent the last half an hour anguishing over wether or not to get on the beers
decided against it as im imaging myself hungover in toil on a monday which is one of the grimmest feelings
going to have a tea instead

>>212491495
impersonating 4chan staff

mad how cute the mlp ponies are

ponies and racial slurs
ofcom, forgive them, they know not what they do

>>212491495
impersonating 4chan staff

My new hobby is standing in the shower while playing Russian boomer music and staring at the wall

My kidneys are probably going to fail relatively early due to my medical conditions and I don’t know if im ready for that, I just want to live a long life to see what the future holds

>>212491505
good lad
never once regretted staying sober

pinkpantheress Leaked toilet video pinkpantheress SHITTING 2025

>>212491422
surely his neck has been photoshopped

I looked in up and slow c9okers do not make ch8cken crispy I'll have to place it under the grill

>>212491537
the fuck

leaked rorke jerkoff videos white boy stroking and cumming

holding my piss in and it feels rlly good

>>212491580
brush it with water maybe
or oil

Favourite thing about being white is being able to buy a pressure cooker without being put on a list

thinking about and laughing at NA CS

>>212491385
sounds boring i'd rather goon

>>212491580
yeah slow cookers make everything soft
soggy even
you need to fry it or grill it or roast it

>>212491580
why did you need to look that up idiot

helllo i am RACIST

>>212491580
try a fast cooker (air fryer)

>>212491617
could do the same thing with a gas tank with the top cut off put upside down or somethig

You cannot deny the negrofication of our lives...

>>212491643
was just saying this down the pub

joe biden is trying to make gay porn illegal please sign our petition to SAVE gay porn #SAVEGAYPORN!!!

good weekend, anon?

>>212491641
you wanna get yourself an air fryer kid

>>212491632
can't even do that anymore, just find it boring

>>212491617
i reckon we're all on a list now

>>212491607
what's he stroking to x

>>212491654
How do you make pulled pork in a gas tank?

>>212490739
I pay £660 per month (bills included) for a flat share with four other people in a dilapidated building from the 1950s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28&list=RDbmP3UHXYi28&start_radio=1
Rorke twerking that thang

>>212491691
mlp clopfictions on archiveofourown

>>212491703
i make pulled pork in my bedroom in front of my computer

>>212491664
alright César Tort

>>212491643
even to me?

'tching the 'nis

>>212490962
assuming the tories won in your town?

#RAPERORKE

>>212491682
i've got both
love me cooking, me

>>212491607
>>212491715

>>212491608
no piss holding

probably dig a little hoe for the bottom and put it in with a hosepipe going into that and over the whole thing there is a box of dry ice (gas container isnt porous) then fill the tank up with the reactant gas for pressure to build up in the cooker

>>212490685 (OP)
Good one mate

>>212491608
um...

Negrofication benefits:
>women have bigger butts and hips
>women dress more scantily
>being weird and antisocial suburbanites is seen as bad instead of a goal
Negrofication drawbacks
>???

>>212491715
w-what?

3 Australian flags posting atm

When the establishment punches down, it’s satire…

When the marginalised punch up, it’s a threat

This isn’t just insane hypocrisy, this is a system working exactly as designed

Because it’s not about protecting us, the public

…It’s about protecting power.

Rorke, Rasheed, Leftypol

The new McDonald's advert is just this but replaced with a breakfast rol
It was the first thing I thought after seeing the advert

no fucking mice
no fucking ponies
no fucking PETERS
no fucking dragons
and absolutely no fucking racial SLURS

>>212491785
We know it’s all you mate. Dont try and back peddle now

post hidden
you are cringe

>>212491777
this

all the other americans left after the last thread now it’s just me again

>>212491715
oh that's what ao3 stands for

>>212491777
can't argue with that

are Stella

https://www.reddit.com/r/stellafrancis/comments/1lqsu69/and_now_im_going_to_eat_this_flower_like_im_going/

>>212490802
This takes me back

Every Sunday with the dreary fucking TV music to lull me into grey death
Also did any of you lads always get your mums all angry on Sundays? Mine was always aggy about something and she'd just yell and leave windows open so it'll be cold and Heartbeat would be on and bleggghrrgeyhgreyheghj

tag urself

>i've got both
>love me cooking, me

>>212491831
>sibling
>their
what's the point when she's clearly just a girl

>>212491247
I got a girlfriend for for first time in almost two years and all my coworkers said that I seemed a lot happier, almost overnight. Haven't really changed anything about my life, but coming home and actually having someone around who cares about me has done absolute wonders for my wellbeing.

argue with the opposite of that against it

33 is NOT old. I am in my PRIME. STOP calling me "Unc"!!

>>212491869
Preferably in the middle

>>212491869
me, mikey and diego

>>212491808
NIGGER NIGGER NGIGNEIGNEINGIEGNGEER

Thoughts on pooing in the pub? Is it within your right to do or do you not wish to use public pub toilets?

right well that's a tranny bumming a man who is in turn bumming a second tranny

>>212491894
you're washed brev

>>212491808
peters are kind of funny tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpXj_JqU1FM

>>212491876
A strange space

I can't understand what purpose it serves

>>212491892
>I got a girlfriend for for first time in almost two years
fuck off shagger

>>212491876
shes texting cronem

suffering from island madness

>>212491905
the post that saved 4chan

>>212491912
i find it physically impossible to poo in toilets i don't own

>>212491801
which one?

>>212491894
Unc needs to go to bed ahaaaa
(I'm a year younger than you)

>>212491894
Mate the maximum age for conscription is 30. You’re well past it

>>212491872
who the FUCK asked you?
wind it in you frog eating bastard or i'll snap you like a piece of uncooked spaghetti

>>212491905
what the FUCK

Pub quiz question
>To the nearest 10 how many pairs of Next jeans does rorke soil a year?

I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL

Can't be doing with the images some of you lads post on here. No wonder Ofcom is winding up our business

>>212491969
erm... freddie mercury?
im gonna put that

>>212491952
It's on the television and repeats similar dialogue to that saying you don't need to be told what it is and are already thinking of it

>>212491927
i noticed that before her arse

>>212491979
ofcom can suck on my hairy strapon

>>212491960
Conscription in WW2 went up to 40.

>>212491969
pub quizzes are rorkes turf lad

>>212491989
Tax class: ?

>>212491960
Ever happen to see the documentary "Dad's Army"? Hmm?

>>212491869
all 3 cockmog me

peartos are prohibited

>>212491981
never seen it, don't watch tv you see

>who the FUCK asked you?
>wind it in you frog eating bastard or i'll snap you like a piece of uncooked spaghetti

Bizzare but enjoyable thread

>>212492006
Right well that's going in the file

>>212492004
This too

Just not on lads

chet baker had a rough life damn
but very cinematic

Just took "un baño" and I'm even whiter than before, which was already quite "blanco".

>>212492004
pige

You light my fire
I feel alive with you, baby
You blow my mind
I'm satisfied
Outstanding (So outstanding, yeah)
Girl, you knock me out
Excited (I'm so excited, baby)
It makes me wanna shout (Baby)

un farto

>>212491979
Like this?

Mad how there are three missing episodes of Dad's Army, just gone, no one has any copies of them so they are lost to time and the memories of old geezers who saw those episodes on TV back in the day

4chan is being targeted by ofcom when 4chan unironically has better moderation than reddit

>>212492080
>anime
grow a pear

>>212492101
and what of the lost episodes of funhaus?

>>212492095
bizarre image

>>212492101
good it was shite

>Ofcom: This 4chan of ours...
>/brit/: I was involved with that?
>Ofcom: You and /sauna/. You two ran /int/
>/brit/: We did? Well that’s nice.

report

chairman miaow

RANGE BAN AUSRALIA RIGHT FUCKIGN NOW

>>212492155
good man

and BASED Australia

my little peters

>>212492155
mitosis

any gnu/linux man in?

you can't post the pears

>>212492229
yea me

pint number 4 is now no more
for pint number 5 i now must strive

>>212492169
AI chatbot post

this weekend I did not booze. I am growing

>>212492229
How do I move from Windows 10 to Linux?

the last thing australia needs is sustainable pear-farming practices

>>212492252
grow your virginity back

>>212492234
pears are allowed

I need a gf

>>212492229
I downloaded steamOS

>>212492229
yes, love being in control of my own computer :)

love a good pear, soft and juicy

Absolutely no pears

on g herbo app myself

he can't do that, can he? this australian is off the rails!!!!

yhe pearble

only got kiwis in the fridge

>>212492341
>>212492341
>>212492341

Epic meme

windows 7 for me
>but you'll get hacked
and?
what are they going to steal?
my meme folder?

>>212492229
yea i use Debian 12 gnome
>>212492252
save all your important files to a hard drive
personally i have w10 on one ssd and Debian on the other ssd and use Debian 99% of the time, hard drive can be accessed from both safely

>>212492403
debian 13 releases soon you gonna upgrade?

>chairman miaow
LOVE this aha x