Thread 212501656

sleepover edition

>>212501656 (OP)
>omg hes a bradleyposter

Did I hear you right?
Did I hear you sayin
That you're gonna make a copy of a game
Without payin?

mental how 10 years ago i was going to parties and shagging a 17 year old with huge breasts
where did it all go so wrong?

>>212501690
Bodied that cunt

>>212501725
FONT

>>212501725
Did you really?

>>212501656 (OP)
What's going on here then

>>212501754
they didnt want the femcel in the tiktok

>>212501754
Didn't even notice her

>>212501754
one of their mums probably

>>212501696
Mental how much better blue dress looks before the dress

Pooing on a wank

>>212501725
>17
YOU SICK FUCK

>>212501785
it's the mother of the house you spastic

>>212501828
dressing like that? traguc

>>212501725
same for me but it was last year

>>212501827
i was 18 at the time
she might have been 18 too i don't quite remember

>>212501828
ill rape your mother and make you watch, sunshine

Clown world.

>>212501824
Put it on
And don't say a word
Put it on
The one that I prefer

Put it on
And stand before my eyes
Put it on
Please don't question why

What's with all of the JFs hijacking threads?

>>212501857
Hilarious video

>>212501860
practicing for ofcom day

>>212501860
Feeling threatened?

>>212501871
stoppppp x

>>212501857
feel sorry for him

>>212501871
Can't be bloody posting those can he

>>212501871
i love them

>>212501886
The opposite

>>212501857
fucking kek

>>212501857
>balding manlet autist
he was doomed from the start

>>212501860
any reasonable person has them filtered so it's the only chance they have at a crumb of attention

Love sucking Serb sissies. They squirm as seventy six squirts squirt out. Those Serbs and silly Slovenes.

>>212501871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43AuJjuxqAw

:)

>>212501857
Why's that man dressed like a 5 year old girl?

Are you threatened by his yankness?

>>212501947
pure satire

>>212501944
wtf

>>212501858
I'll be waiting

aff tae bed

>they
bro thinks he's on the team

>>212501989
Has been ever since Quentin's melty

pinkie pie farts

>>212502005
fair nuff

Do you think you'e better off alone?

>Register a company on companies house
>File a confirmation statement (£13)
>Make it dormant/inactive
>File dormant company accounts once a year
>Notify HMRC that its dormant so you don’t get tax return requests
>You can now put “Director” or “CEO” of whatever business on your cv or use it to fill in gaps in your employment history whenever you want
>HR can look it up and it’s all legal and legitimate
>Just say you were working on a startup or developing a business or whatever you want
I could be founder, director and CEO of “inane blogposts limited” 24 hours from now.

>>212502057
Forgetting the part where they ask you about your work experience and look into you?

7/7 lads

>>212502057
Give us a job mate

>>212502033
absolute banger

>>212501656 (OP)
>Inner city rail in Australia worse than Amtrak

Wait a minute no way

so this is /brit/

one time at my old job i had a banana in my hand and told a coworker to bend over and she ignored me

>>212502072
It’s right there. I was founder and CEO of an online media company that focused on the production of articles for online social media engagement.
I can start on Monday.

>>212502093
Answer the question

mare teats

Have any of your friends been assimilated yet lads?

um

>>212502144
It's good to talk to in that it's a great tool for helping you to reflect

>>212502144
respect to anyone who has lived through the last 10 years and not gone mental

>>212502033
had that on earlier stop stalking me ree

(and yeah you'd have to be a nutter to go along with me)

Did a lot of work online reviewing responses from LLM’s so now when I use them I don’t see AI I just see my own autistic responses that I would type in while sat in my underwear at 4am doing online runt work

>>212502121
ill be what i am, a solitary man

>>212502164
seriously though
what caused it?
gamergate? trump? brexit?
thought it was just me going through puberty as a 1999 zoomer but things honestly seemed to have gotten worse in this past decade

>>212502074
mad how those slags smashed into that bus

got to write more javascript tomorrow

>>212502227
um

Tunes on

>>212502074
20 years ago a paki blew himself up?

>>212502158
Depends whose hands it's in I suppose. Many will probably just take its poorly-calibrated responses uncritically. Which I guess is fine for M$ and Co.

>>212502227
crikey

Have a coffee in the morning and nobody bats an eye.
Crack open an energy drink and suddenly you’re the scum of the earth.
Less caffeine in a can of monster than a medium costa latte. Yet somehow that’s going to make my heart explode but coffee is fine.

>>212502306
what a world eh

>>212502306
just big bean trying to jew ya lad
ignore the all the ingredients list and just boss up x

No! I will not be upgrading to Windows 11. Sorry Microsoft it's simply not happening!

>>212502213
The Web. JavaScript. Added to gradual platform consolidation over the years, it has allowed for automated Skinner box-style experimentation at an unprecedented scale. Imagine the (((owners))) getting to test out all of their MKLULTRA research on a brand new global toy, with minimal consequence.

can we not with the naked women posting

Downgrading to windows 9

Hey /brit/
Your willy's rubbish

mothberg on a mad one bouncing around the bedroom light

should have moved to china when i had that job lined up

>>212502347
javascript has been in web browsers since probably before you were born

>>212502432
Couldn't imagine anything more grim

>>212502450
staying in the uk?

Might move to China.

>>212502465
I don't know how people don't feel so emotionally connected to home to be able to move

>>212502448
I just checked and you're right. At any rate, asynchronous scripting only appeared a decade thence. What came since is not like what was before.

I love Great Britain and I don't care what anyone says against it.

Need my bollocks tied up and battered like a punching bag by a fatty with big tits

>>212502503
KTIM

>>212502503
>a fatty with big tits
ktim, i'll sort you out kidder

yooo they got rid of the 15min timer thats peak senpai

>>212502499
Name 3 things you like about it

>>212502537
Um

>>212502537
Not man tits

>>212502542
the inclusion
the diversity
and of course, the strength

>>212502541
no they didn't
stop lying

>>212502565
Wait — so that means I’m not allowed to have a YouTube channel? I’m struggling to see the relevance. This is a fart channel, not an armchair psychoanalysis forum… but just to humour your comment, here’s my reply:

I’ve been with my girlfriend for 6 years — she’s a professional fitness model and finishing her Master’s in biochemistry. She lives in Prague, which is why you’ll often catch me doing hotel fart-fests over there. And yes, I live with my elderly mother — as her full-time carer, since my dad passed away five years ago.

Your comment says far more about your character than mine. I’ll post a photo of me and my girlfriend in the channel’s Posts section shortly — just to help you reflect on how wildly off the mark that guess was. Cheers for dropping by — maybe one day you’ll post something too… possibly even a positive contribution!

>>212502486
to be honest, we probably got the lesser of two evils with web apps, because at least the slop can be contained to the web browser sandbox that way
if every social media company had to have their own native app, things would have turned out for the worse by far

Actually quite a fan of this 'separate thread for the JFs / homosexuals' thing, we should try it again

>>212502565
it's true I just tried it

Only reason I haven’t left the country is because other countries don’t have good cheese easily available in their supermarkets

Need a MENA gf immediately

>>212502582
farted at this post

>>212502609
>mena gf
>look inside
>slavic gf

Have always though tof myself as having somewhat of a Finnish or Danish temperament

>>212502612
Normally in these situations, I just say ‘I’ll let you carry on believing that’ — but I’ll make an exception this one time
Just to clear things up for the armchair psycho-analysts…
This is me and my girlfriend of 6 years. She’s a professional fitness model and finishing her Master’s in biochemistry. She lives in Prague and fully supports my fart channel — even though it absolutely grosses her out

Oh, and for those asking what’s next — we’re planning a Jacuzzi fart session on my next trip. Because nothing says romance like bubbles from both ends

>>212502638
post fucking machines

>>212502646
why?

>>212502645
Still here, huh?

mcdonalds breakfast sucks

>>212502662
Makes life more interesting that way and if I never actually go to those places and interact with the people and put my theory to the test I can never definitively say it is or is not the case

>>212502690
i doubt im who youre thinking of
my iraqi jew israeli friend is mena
this russian jew big tittied chick from haifa or some other rich part of tlv (i follow her on ig) isnt mena

>>212502583
You say that in light of developments which took place almost entirely over Web technology. Wirth's law will forever apply of course, but it was the centralisation of uses cases for networking within the browser which gave rise to the negative practices we know of. It is the browser which opened up such tremendous degrees of device access to anybody capable of having a script run over a page (and most people do not whitelist scripts by default, even if they use an ad blocker). The sandbox really only helps inasfar as shielding one from serious exploits, which is not the danger we're speaking of here, and nor is that always even a guarantee, or even a necessary avenue for such attackers.

new pipe as it were

might have some toast

>>212502646
>>212502720
spiritually i am a native American

>>212502754
strange post

>>212502770
how so?

The size of teaspoons needs to be standardized

>>212502752
beetle-juice ahh trousers

>>212502726
Exactly who

>>212502784
you lost me

>>212502780
the best tea spoon

america is undeniably the most kino country on earth

>>212502752
Circus ahh

is size difference between dicks and clits is astounding

>>212502780
It is. A teaspoon is 5ml and a tablespoon is 15ml.
You been buying Temu teaspoons again?

>>212502802
the new rome

>>212502802
can i get some money for being a cast member then

Just checked exbergs facebook
She's still as beautiful as she was when I met her

>>212502800
Flat handle or death

>>212502899
um

>>212502885
missing a toe, or two

>>212502899
Nice bum

>>212502885
From your smelly incel hovel?

>>212502899
brits dont have these looool

>>212502899
Can't imagine sex

>>212502914
You fucking know it

>>212502914
Where else lad?

>>212502925
fuck a fleshlight once thatll be about the gist of it

>>212502899
atrocious photoshop/BBL

>>212502914
Prefer the term 'command centre'

>>212502720
Fair enough. I dunno about Fins, not really clued up on them. If you are English and especially from the South East you probably have some Danish ancestry, the Jutes were from Denmark before it was Denmark.

>>212502802
they never had Napoléon

have the day off work tomorrow

not sure what i'm gonna do with myself me

>>212502942
I'm unable to stay hard unless I've been talking to a woman and sexually teasing for ages so it's not an option

>>212502959
wait till you hear about the anglos and the saxons

listening to the smiths emostyle

>>212502965
they had a bonaparte though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Joseph_Bonaparte

>>212502942
Ive never used a fleshlight, but I have had sex, and I refuse to believe fleshlights are remotely similar.

>>212502965
It's Anglo-French hardbass for me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Or1w4vEIiUs

>>212503000
all ma jute homies dont fw anglos and saxons

the lads

>>212503027
Some get close but they can’t replicate the feeling of the rest of the woman being there

Fallout 4 is a brilliant game but it's buggy as fuck. Nothing regular saves doesn't cover but still.

Had a lot of fun.

>>212503073
I agree. While new vegas is my favorite I probably put more hours in 4 because the gameplay is just better.

Lieing in bed

>Fallout 4 is a brilliant game
wrong

>>212503019
that's a deliberately slippery stair
watch his feet
he never had a chance

Mental how badly I raped that American thread

good for you i guess

>>212503021
no thanks
>>212503028
dancing my french arse off to la hardbass révolution

>>212503000
I know about the Anglo-Saxons. It's my heritage. I was just saying the Jutes were another tribe who came to England in massive numbers and they were Danes.

>>212503096
I did Far Harbour today and that is sublime. I loved it. Cozy vibe. Fallout maps are brilliant, 4 is very dynamic. A lot of detail and work is put in to make it immersive. Constantly run into something.

I decided to destroy the cult and the synth sanctuary the citizens of far harbour were essentially subjugated and it was a case if synths acting as jewish puppet masters. Shame I couldn't save the 19 year old qt though.

>>212503111
You're a fag and your horses fuck ur wife. Fallout 4 rocks.

>>212503130
*pinches your cheek*
and its good for you, sweetheart

>>212503103
thoughts ona 21 year old man who never played mass effect?

I used to listen to Sublime in my stoner days.

I hate how the fallout TV show is super light hearted constant gimmicks and jokes. They're not actually funny and they release pressure/tension which shows need to be engaging. Haha it's all lighthearted and silly xDDD

>>212503173
lol

>>212503193
That’s all betheshit fallout is

i've said it before and i'll say it as many times as necessary:
fallout 4 failed to match the story and the role-playing potential of new vegas
but the gameplay of fallout 4 is superior, the best gameplay in the franchise
it's more like an arcade game than an rpg, but it's still a bloody good game
better than new vegas?
nope
better than 99% of the other games out there?
you bet your sweet bum it is
fallout new vegas = 10/10
fallout 4 = 10/10
not better, just different

>>212503154
Yeah that dlc had the best storyline in the game. I always just had dima turn himself in and tell the townspeople to spare the rest of acadia because the rest of the synths didnt do anything wrong.

>>212503193
That's literally fallout 2

The youtube algorithm has gotten fucking rubbish in recently.

>>212503207
3 beats the lot

>>212503214
>the synths didnt do anything wrong
they're robots
i never understood how people had sympathy for what are literally just machines

Serbs sucks off Slovenes. Slovenes slurp soup and sauces, all in seventy six seconds.

>>212503207
Need to play new vegas and 3. Bought them when I was 15 and refunded because I found another gimmick game to play.

how the gym teacher looked at u when u interrupted him flirting with underage students

>>212503236
They're almost fully biological with just a single synth chip in them. They're more 3d printed slaves than robots.

>HAHA LE FUNNY WACKY WASTELAND WOOOWOOOOWOOO XDDDD
1>NV>>2>>>>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3

>>212503207
fallout 4 is a bad RPG but a decent FPS

>>212503180
I would tell you but I'd be lieing

>>212503276
no it isnt

>>212503112
look closer, he appears to be covered in oil
>>212503153
yeah just wanted to make a silly joke de la'

>>212503299
mattgeek cooking and eating you

>>212503244
MATE
here's what you do
buy both, install both, then get the Tale of Two Wastelands mod
it lets you play both games as one
then install the voyager vertibird base mod
it lets you fast travel between all different locations in the two wastelands
that set up beats the shit out of any game i've ever played by a mile

>>212503214
>>212503236
My only concern was the girl. I wanted to return her and then whether she was synth or not could be investigated.

Spergy fart smelling synth jesus got on my nerves. Just joined the BoS too so their cards were marked. Soon as I discovered they murdered and replaced, they are just a lost cause. They're behavior mirrors jews. Can't help themselves. Even if they have good intentions they subvert and manipulate.

Synths have to go. Valentine would get it too if I had the chance.

Better a cowardly nigger or a niggardly coward?

Do you believe in ghosts?

https://streamable.com/bgmkxq
me on my incelwalk

>>212503233
>english accent
HOW

>>212503353
i dont know

Over pronation of the feet. No arch. Royally fucked I am

>>212503355
Heard this stalker was shite

>>212503329
That sounds cool I'll look into it. Got the sim settlement mod on. Pretty cool that one.

>>212503361
radiation poisoning

>>212503378
alri king tut x

*nukes megatroon*

>>212503410
after doing all its questlines

Dishwashing job said its moving forward with more qualified candidates

>>212503383
>the sim settlement mod
real time settler?
awesome mod
another great one is the JIP companion command and control mod (or something like that)
recruit anyone as a companion, have up to 16 companions, and give them much more specific commands
bit game breaking but what i do is just max my charisma stat to balance it and make it immersive

Legendary Glowing Megatroon

remember on my first playthrough of fo3 stumbling across that cannibal family
was mad cos it just a tiny quest / story thingy and was freaked out by it

>>212503353
Yes. I've seen ghosts. It's not like the sitcom 'Ghosts' where they hang out, haunting one spot for centuries. The closest media depiction i've seen that compares to my experience of ghosts is Mad Men

>>212503233
>looks out at the nuclear wasteland
>'hmm this could do with being a bit MORE nuclear wasteland'

wait wat
why is fallout new vagas not the same as fallout 4

>>212503433
I bet they want a Spanish speaker who will work for less than minimum wage and the restaurant can take advantage of them. You are better off not working for there.

fairly certain ive begun hallucinating more and more slowly over time going from The Bugs when im extremely tired and have been up for too long to now being full fledged shadowy animal and human on my peripheral for a split second
at the ripe age for schizophrenia to manifest so am expecting it at any moment

>>212503467
discovering the basement was a shock
people forget fallout is as much a horror franchise as anything
but it's got so much sci fi and rpg and all that, that when it hits you with the horror it genuinely catches you by surprise

need to get on my bed. pop some tunes on and get comfy.

leftypol letting the ghouls into tenpenny tower

>>212503518
>ripe age for schizophrenia to manifest
does it happen like that? just hit someone from out of nowhere

leftypol leaving the gate to Constantinople open

>>212503544
and wearing the ghoul mask so he can pretend he's one of the oppressed ghouls slaughtering everyone

i have the day off work tomorrow

what should i do

>>212503561
usually a slow burn of odd behaviors that snaps into your first full fledged psychosis around the age of 25

leftypol accusing the brotherhood of steel of war crimes

>>212503541
wish I could join you

rasheed stabbing dogmeat and selling his meat to brahmin traders

>>212503569
Me

Hi lads. Can't sleep :( . Would someone come and wank me off please?

>>212503569
your real job is always to find a better job

Leave it out Rorkette

>>212501725
Source?

>>212503600
Cor

leftypol advocating for super mutant rights

>>212503600
military is the only place this would actually happen

>>212503594
Need a woman to do this, and I’d love her fairly, of course

>>212503594
lazy do it yourself

>>212503582
me too. what should we listen to? it needs to be chill. ive got a bit of John Lennon on now but i want to pop on an album. i did think of Dark Side of the Moon but it has that song with an alarm clock and i dont want that.

>>212503379
dunno
its no ninja running vanilla stalker thats for sure

Just saw a Pakistani beat a white to death in the middle of the street, whites just passing by, none of them saying anything

A copper comes over and says "I think you should stop that", the Pakistani just laughs and stomps the whites head one final time
The copper runs away

See this practically every day, whites are being killed in broad daylight and no one is doing anything, they can't

>>212503631
and then you woke up and still had a cock and were still a smelly brown paedo in a dress

>>212503575
scary shit. im in my md 30s and im nuts but never been officially diagnosed with anything.

>>212503631
literally impossible
they dont have the physical strength to hurt a fly

smoked all my cigs
need more
got money but don't want to go out
can i get cigs delivered at 2:40am on a monday morning?
i guess this is where we find out

>>212503638
bodied that freak, but you really shouldnt give it a (you)

>>212503638
screaming, hollering, guffawing

>>212503638
You joke but it's the same over there and everywhere

UK, Ireland, Portugal, London, New York, all run by Pakistanis

The only place that was safe for the white man was video games and now he doesn't even have that anymore

leftypol accusing the minutemen of structural racism

rorke going back to goodsprings and hatcheting easy pete to death in front of the townsfolk to loot his cool straw hat

>>212503649
how much would you be willing to pay

rorke joining the stormcloaks
leftypol chopping wood in riverwood and picking flowers

the “history debunked” guy just needs to die already. Yearning for the 50s and when black people didn’t exist. Literal chud

>>212503649
if you were near me i'd give you a pack
i bought 2 sleeves of L&B silver for £100 the week before last
then last week someone bought me 2 sleeves of L&B blue from duty free as gift
i smoke 5-10 a day so my stock will last months

dont ask what i bring to the table.
i brought the motherfucking table.

i only killed benny cos i wanted to wear his suit lel

>>212503692
why do you watch his videos? its boomerslop

>>212503638
SCREECHING in a paki tranny's face

Complete global saturation

>>212503692
zoomer historian for me
he actually posts here too kek

leftypol refusing to leave the vault

>>212503680
not the £24.25 sainsburys are asking for 20 benson on uber
except i probably will even though they're £19 normally

>>212503694
haven't smoked lamberts since the 90s and have no intention of ever smoking them again i'm afraid
i appreciate the gesture though

>>212503709
skibidi toilet ahh

>>212503732
fair enough, everyone has their brand. what do you smoke?

>>212503665
Mad how browns all have this delusion that their clade of brown are the ones 'running things'

You're running nothing, Amer. You have no gang, you don't even have any friends. You would be stoned to death or married off to some bigger nonce of a bloke if you were in your homeland.

>>212503751
actually vile

love this british nigga

>>212503728
leftypol getting his arse kicked by the tunnel snakes

>>212503766
he's cringe

I yearn for the 50's. The 1550's.

>>212503756
benson gold since a month ago
before that it was marlboro red
before that it was sovereigns, and that was when you could get 10 cigs for £2

pink laughign at an indian man singing her song

>>212503751
literal brown chudjak lmao

rorke hard tunneling at 5 gens
leftypol too nervous to play killer because of his anxiety

>>212503766
Got banned from his chat for saying he looks like Wallace from Wallace and gromit

>>212503777
You wouldn't know the first thing about him, whelp.

>>212503766
that weezer?

>>212503793
I played with girls and they literally say it's too much pressure

>>212503789
>benson gold
posh twat

leftypol putting all his skill points into speech

>>212503778
i doff my feather cap to you sire

>>212503814
i hear a lot of people say that shit I guess its kind of over stimulating though

>>212503794
That'll learn you to be rude about peoples' appearances

>>212503757
I'm implanted in white territory at the moment and positioned as the chief lord high arbiter of all non white affairs of my local chapter of the Northern Pakistani Battle Cruisers (Western Division)

>>212503793
rorke playing basement bubba
leftypol's swf genrushing and bullying rorke with flashlights

>>212503836
They made it very survivor focused. Gens fly by. Ratty survivor scum just gen rush with toolboxes. I played billy anyway and are them alive. Still hate survivors.

>>212503854
>rorke playing basement bubba
i miss that shit, the seethe was umatched

>>212503793
what the fuck does this mean

>>212503846
You are the chief lord of virginity, positioned in your smelly bedroom of your mum's shitty flat

>>212503858
>Ratty survivor
thats the worst shit when you can't even find survivors
i haven't played for a while but i heard a few people talk about gens being fast plus I saw they're adding more anti tunnel and shit

Oh it's virgin freak hour now is it

>netherlands, spain
gone back and forth between monarchy and republic and constitutional monarchy
>belgium
been a constitutional monarchy since it became an independent country in 1831
>sweden, denmark, norway
local kingdoms going back before their written history, became constitutional monarchies along the way
>united kingdom
long gradual history of the monarchy losing more and more power, becoming a constitutional monarchy somewhere along the way, but references to the monarchy are everywhere, in the name "united kingdom", the anthem, the institutions are all "Royal" or "His Majesty's (except the notorious NHS, for some reason), the sovereign nation is made up of multiple "countries" who dislike each other

>>212503890
DBD I think
>>212503906
Sorry I'll stop responding to him

>>212503906
shut up spaedo

>>212503819
fucking would be posh if i bought these cigs at £24 for 20 which i might even do
5 quid to avoid getting a shower and walking to the all night garage
my grandparents would go spare if they knew

>>212503912
Yeah?

>>212503789
I started on Bensons. Smoked them for a few years. Then I got a taste for Marlboro red from a girlfriend and smoked them for years. When prices started getting silly I bought untaxed B&H. Then one day I was in the smoking area of a boozer and a girl asked me for a cigarette. When I pulled out the packet to give her one she said "ew i thought only pakis smoke b&h". in hindsight im sure she was just having a laugh but it made mme very embarrassed, despite that clearly not a paki. after that i started trying other options but for untaxed the options were limited so i settled on l&b and ive been on them for about 5 years

>>212503906
yeah it is now that you're here

“I just want a tall, attractive, traditional, masculine man who has already built his own empire and has his pick of women to choose me over all of them and then vote to have his empire taxed away to feed whatever illiterate street thieves walk into the country! Why is that so hard to find? I just want a strong, successful man who constantly surrenders to any threat out of fear, and a confident leader who obeys my every command!” - Libtard females

>>212503895
It's why I stopped playing. Survivors would gen rush and use stealth perks. They'll hide early game instead of take chases and the toolboxes give crazy progress, by the time you found a gen they're doing and left because they hid or just prerun, gens done.

Sure endgame is fun but games don't last as long. There is less actual gameplay. Game is shit now. Too many perks made it unbalanced so they just fixed it for survivors. Money hungry devs.

>>212503943
Right well that's me crashed banged and walopped

>>212503912
And the actual administration for all of them is a bunch of Pilgrims Society and Rockefeller Foundation niggas high off the fumes of the last kid they raped

>>212503906
it's virgin freak hour every hour here

anyone have any hennigan's

imagine shagging a coloured girl and her wig fell off

>>212503937
i guess the most salient point is the being split into three countries thing, all other monarchies at least think of themselves as being simply dutch, swedish, thai. spain has catalonia, but that's hardly anything

you dont know me youre too old let go its over nobody listens to techno

>>212503947
Hate to break it to ya lad but 'non-libtard' women don't exist

>>212503940
might get marlboro red tonight to be honest
they're a couple of quid cheaper, and i smoke them a lot slower because they're rougher than bensons
shame they don't have that great cig packet design any more and just have CANCER CANCER CANCER now like every cig packet
used to love that marlboro cig packet
i use a cigarette case like a tarq now just so i don't have to see some grim tumour gore every time i grab a cig

>>212503988
had it a few times on nights out as a youngster but not drank it in over a decade now

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>>212504021
women believe what they're told to believe
be that by the "news" media or their husband