Thread 212514443

legs edition

>Spouse-beaten French president is meeting Tory leader Kemi Badenoch and Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey on his state visit starting tomorrow. No meeting is currently planned for Farage who says he has "no idea" if he is meeting Macron.
Let's just jot that down as a loss for Porkey Rorkey.

i hate good looking people

just sucked my vape for the first time in 2 months its so nice i miss it :(

slamming a door in a niggers face

>>212514447
chuckling at the thought of you sat there pretending not to know what pegging is when she raised the issue

>um well I guess we could give that a try... if that's what YOU want

>>212514217
you cowardly lot getting slagged off yet AGAIN
you'll say fuck all AGAIN

>>212514451
Meanwhile Rupert Lowe is getting the legion d'honneur

alri jows it going

There are people right now, some who post here, who are at a facility full of people they hate doing things they don't want to which produce no benefit for society, being told what to do. For 8hr with a 30 minute break.

WAGIES ARE LITERALLY MENTALLY ILL

>>212514509
the singular british poster is now the brit duo

Rorke ya big poof

sir kemi badenoch

>>212514536
>i dont want to do thattttttt
neets are perma-children

>>212514553
oh be nice!

>>212514536
Many jobs exist purely to give people something to do and feel like they're contributing something even when they're not

>>212514579
oooh! 'ello xx

just seen a blurry bug

>>212514577
Do you want to do it? If not, then why do you do it? I receive PIP and UC to the sum of 1300 a month. That's 1000 to spend a month on whatever I fancy!

>>212514580
what like

>>212514443 (OP)
>legs edition
AH!

You never see a NEET seethe over a wagie

>>212514580
Orwell said that a lot of menial employment exists merely to keep the underclasses out of trouble

>>212514579
you’ve got to admit some of us do look charming

>>212514630
They're a source of comedic intrigue

Idle hands are the devils playthings

But reformmongs will still find a way to say this is actually bad from Labour

Right who wants a game of quidditch

>>212514616
yes i enjoy my job
>That's 1000 to spend a month on whatever I fancy!
that it?

>>212514630
Yes

>>212514629
AAA

ops status?

>>212514675
not called that anymore. due to woke

>>212514689
I happy for you. I'm happy with my situation. I have a nice car and nice items. I can travel and do what I want. It suits me well. I enjoy not working.

schoolgirls legs subedish :)

..................................................................yh

Let’s ignore this, don’t you know there’s some poor people coming here on boats?

>>212514780
get the tax paid

oh yeah it's 20 years since the london bombings. our spanish lesson got cancelled and they wheeled in the telly and we watched the news instead.

>>212514629
source?

NOTICE TO AGENT IS NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL IS NOTICE TO AGENT

>>212514785
50% of the population are children or on benefits

>>212514801
bizarre behaviour

Can't wait until the chancellor dips her hand into wagie's pocket in the autumn to make up the shortfall caused by the bennies u-turn.

>>212514785
lovely people :)

Said it before and I'll say it again now: I wage and I've nothing against NEETs, including those on bennies.

This is a website for sensitive lads with autism who have had a hard time in life, especially with issues surrounding socialising and depression. That describes me as well. I go out to work, I don't make much but it's enough to pay my rent and my food and bills etc. Then I come home and I post here with my pals.

If some of the lads here get by on PIP and don't work then that's their business. I don't need them to work and I don't care if they think me a mug for working. I'd probably care more if I had a stake in the future but I don't, so I don't.

Sir BBC Killah Goon

Oh he lurkin...

wonder if it would be odd to get a piano tutor as a 30 something year old man

>>212514846
Means nothing without seeing their total wealth
>>212514814
Working age adults mongo

>>212514785
What are you directly doing about it btw? Just stinking up your room, getting fat and old and spamming screenshots on /brit/ all day yeah?

>>212514860
where is the reference that this is ziedy

>>212514823
is it? i think people who had family in london were allowed to phone them to see if they were ok

>>212514850
leftypol still seething about this

rich people are hoarding all the wealth
poor people are all getting free rent and cars on PIP
the only people in this country suffering are the lower middle class who can't get on PIP and don't have good enough jobs to buy anything

I heard you want your country back, Rorke
Shut the fuck up
I heard you want your country back, Rorke
Uh-uh, you can't have that
I heard you want your country back, Rorke
Shut the fuck up
I heard you want your country back, Rorke
Well shit, me too

>>212514867
I’m in my living room
I’m underweight according to nhs bmi calculator
I’m 20

>>212514891
not quite on the level of kipling or blake though is it

it needs to be about 20% cooler

>>212514891
uh oh

I heard you want your country back
I heard you want your country back
Shut the fuck up
I heard you want your country back
I heard you want your country back
You can't have that
I heard you want your country back
I heard you want your country back
Shut the fuck up
I heard you want your country back
BUT
YOU
CANNOT
HAVE
THAT!

how about suckmadiq khan

good isnt it bet nobodys thought of that

>>212514864
Grim

>>212514860
Is this the cast for the new Harry Potter series?

About to listen to a bob vylan track lads, wish me luck

Ready to step up for once, Rorke?

>>212514896
3 lies following a cowardly ducking of what you'll be doing about it, about as expected. Any more pathetic and you'd be a frogposter

>>212514941
good luck

Neighbours called me 'nigga'
Told me 'go back to my own country'
Said since we arrived
This place has got so ugly
But this is my fucking country
And it's never been fucking lovely

you now remember that period of 1-2 days where everyone thought Bob Vylan was a singular person

>Bob dylan supports israel
>Bob vylan(villain) supports palestine
who writes this crap?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ4I6MM7tXA

It's actually good lads, bob vylan is based

>>212514970
they’re not that old doubt they experienced that much overt racism

>>212514974
what else would he be lol

>>212515038
The first time I was called nigga
I was about seven or eight years old
I was playing across the street
And one of the older kids called me it
I went home for bath time a little later
And asked my mum what it meant
My white mum
She told me it was a bad word

>>212515032
Yeah, quality stuff
https://youtu.be/VFqhJyvly1g?feature=shared&t=102

>>212515017
You know lad, we all know. 109.

>>212514960
Ai-sha?

mad how i can't say "not a fan of dogs" without being accused of being brown

>>212515088
dogberg

>>212515032
If only it was actually good

>>212514960
>6 Children

>>212515094
cromulating

>>212515097
ok ivan

>>212515097
shut your mouth you brown freak

>>212515094
>UUGH UUGH UUGH

>>212515094
flood sex arse

>>212515097
I didn't like your mum either

Bob Vylan actually exploded due to the controversy so all you talking about "bad business decisions" can go suck one yeah?

Remember 910 and PortugalGuy? Some of the best posters in /uk/

>>212515097
ching chong

https://streamable.com/xs7sjy
https://streamable.com/xs7sjy
https://streamable.com/xs7sjy

>>212515097
mad really considering this is very much a catberg general

had never heard of glastonbury before this year and then something 'controversial' happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXQmCf6bNU4
Nigel Farage should walk on to this and turn it off and say "actually, we are taking it back" and announce Reform's general election campaign

>>212515151
Except his US Visa was revoked. We're where the true money comes from.

>Bob Vylan actually exploded
another idf victim

>>212515151
>Bob Vylan actually exploded
He finally met some real life Palestinians?

>>212515193
FOY

need tummy and jiggly boob twitch gf
https://www.twitch.tv/berticuss

>>212514860
genuinely thought this was an Inbetweeners behind the scenes pic from the thumbnail

>>212515151
>banned from the US
>dropped by promoters
>cancelled by all the festivals
>criminal investigation by the UK police
they're finished mate

>>212515200
like a crumpet and tea ass rapper will ever be successful in america anyway.

bob vylan classics such as: pooing in the wind, don't poo twice it's alright, mr tambourine poo

just learned that bob vylan is banned from entering the US, the land of free speech, for saying something bad about israel

drunk man outside going
heeeeyyyyyyyyyy badabadabada

>>212515269
swiiiingg battabattabatta

Oliver Cronem

mental how I'm by far and away the most influential /brit/ poster
maybe I should become some sort of influencer

agree?

>>212515309
If the B means brown

ngl that idf chant slapped. been shouting in the shower. me mum knocked on the door earlier asking what i was doing kek

>>212515257
Free speech is protected for US citizens, not foreign visitors, who can be expelled for criticising the US government.

>>212515323
Leftypol on a madness

UC just send me a LCWRA message saying they'll offer me additional support with skills and courses. It is not mandatory.

I somehow think I won't be participating LOL!

>new phone emergency alert test on 7 september

are they preparing for war?

>>212515309
usually arty types in this pairing
or like a career woman black woman with some slightly nerdy guy

>>212515344
i'm not even political, have no opinions on israel palestine. just find it catchy.

>>212515323
Their whole set was amazing lol, that’s why they had a melty over it. If it was some crusty cringe rappers it wouldn’t matter but their bars are genuinely great, haven’t been able to get them out of my head since I watched it

rorke's viewing sorted for tonight

>>212515353
Me neither HAHA! Get the cash in my bank and fuck off... LOL!

>>212515323
>>212515366
Sleep Token mong

derth to the eye de earth

>>212515367
Phwoar that's a lovely cock

>>212515323
>>212515366
Bizarre larp on a story that happened like 2weeks ago.

>>212515373
HOWLING LMAO

>>212515353
I get stuff like that too haha. Job coach left me a message in my journal last week saying there was a big job fair in the town centre, I said I’ll take a look if my symptoms aren’t too bad. Had a lie in instead and ordered a maccies breakfast haha

>>212515367
Unbelievably grim la

spiderman spotted yesterday during the bloody football

their "bars" were genuinely great were they leftypol? did you move your body to the rhythm?

>>212515367
Um

is this what it's come to

>>212515415
Kek

>>212515407
who won?

>>212515353
It will look bad if you don't

imagine the relief...

>>212515240
on this topic, concrete is extremely alkaline (think a pH of 13-14)

you do not ever want to get that shit on your skin and if you do then you need to be going straight to A&E immediately because you WILL receive chemical burns

>>212515415
he twerking

>>212515415
Shut up Rorke put your skullcandy earphones back on and press play on your classic rock playlist this conversation doesn’t concern yiu LOL

>>212515447
Um

>>212515445
Mexico won 2-1

>>212515447
mexican drug cartel torture

Yeah so that's a guy getting his knob sliced off

a cuddle with jackberg

just done a big poo in my trousers lol

WAKE UP JAN BIDEN

>>212515464
SCREMMAJNG DONE HIM

>>212515481
For me it's Winston

you lot are spunky today
full of spunk aren't you

this infuriates the white man

Got the protest songs on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjYe9ogVRF8

>>212515519
Get them over. Get them housed. Get them in work. Get them as Prime Minister.

>>212515519
Why?

>>212515516
benis

Mental how there are lads posting here with thick, juicy autismarses that remain unsniffed and unfucked

>>212515530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh0wNMMqqzI

does anyone here remember the guy who would talk about getting his balls crushed all the time?

>>212515592
horny again heatherpaedo?

>>212515575
Scream

>>212515597
yes I believe he died (by falling under a steamroller bollock-first)

>>212515616
hahahaha

>>212515592
it not right

>>212515597
Went to Palestine and got an IDF missile straight to the Gonads

>>212515647
ummm you copied the other guys joke

top quality /brit/ thread today. no mongs, no arguing about god, no bbc spam.

>>212515597
same guy

>>212515519
i was on a ship in bangladesh once and a load of locals came on to certify firefighting equipment. they were chewing paan the entire time. one of them asked in broken english what the captain was paid, i said $600,000 and they were amazed

>>212515668
based

>>212515668
Howling

>>212515668
LOL!

>>212515658
>no arguing about god,
just in the door are we?

>>212515668
this shit and mummy may posting was so cringe

pubes are getting a bit long. got a few grey ones in there too.

Here we go again, we're on the road again
We're on the road again, we're on our way to paradise
We love the jungle deep, that's where the lion sleeps
For then those evil eyes, they have no place in paradise
Graffiti on the walls, just as the sun was going down
I see graffiti on the walls -- of the Celts! of the Celts!
Graffiti on the wall that says we're magic, we're magic!
Graffiti on the wall...

It says ooh ah up the 'RA, say ooh ah up the 'RA
ooh ah up the 'RA, ooh ah up the 'RA
ooh ah up the 'RA, ooh ah up the 'RA
ooh ah up the 'RA, ooh ah up the 'RA

>>212515733
based

/brit/ is full of seething older millennials angry about the fact they’re aging and taking it out on us younger zoomers coming up through the ranks

>>212515657
Thematic continuation innit

>>212515719
yeah i left after this mornin's melty

>>212515668
need Priti's constituents to send this to her STAT

>>212515751
Muh generational differences

>>212515751
ktim except you won't come up the ranks, you'll end up rotting in your smelly bedroom just like me now at age 35

Off to Sharm x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pjZNxpT6g8

>>212515787
There’s a massive difference between millennials and zoomers and it isn’t even funny. No idea what happened to make millennials so fucked but there’s a reason every gen above and below you hates you.

>>212514443 (OP)
I love legs and thighs and bums especially those of Japanese women.

>>212515806
it's because we always reply to bait

>>212515798
how do you even find this

Not a Jap bum fan desu

I heard you want your country back. Shut the fuck up

>>212515806
Name 5 differences and arbitrary few years makes between people then

>there’s a reason every gen above and below you hates you.
cringe
this americanised generation shite is so gay

>>212515848
yes master. are you in requirement of more planes and missiles?

>>212515840
They are soft and squishy just like their tummies

>>212515833
Bit of a musician and MENA fetishist of sorts

>>212515887
You spend all day posting here on a VPN. That’s cringe.

>>212515942
Yeah but the majority are munters

>>212515948
not on a vpn THOUGH
ill be back in england in a week so ill have a UK flag again

visited Worcester and Hereford cathedrals over the weekend. very nice

Mental how after 7/7 they just let record numbers of the same people just move here with zero concern

>>212515728
reckon i need a shave too i havent seen my willy in a while

corr

Weebs simply cannot have it that there's a general on 4chan which wants them dead and anime destroyed. Same as incels with their frogs.
You have other boards and even other generals on /int/, go there, stay there.

>>212514443 (OP)
Listening to the smiths while my life is over

>>212515980
Of course yeah you’re on “holiday” and you spend all your time on 4chan, perfectly normal behaviour and you will not provide any proof whatsoever. Can’t wait to see which flag you pop up with next!

>>212516001
Bots

whats Bob Vylans stance on the IRA?

>>212516037
gchq trying to bait me into posting a picture of my locale hehe sneaky bugger

a wank was on the cards but decided against it

>>212516100
been an absolute demon past month, talking average 5 times a day, will be taking a month off to rest up

>>212516117
In that month will you go outside, maybe even make your first ever friend?

>>212516098
No we just all know you’re using a VPN because you think your incredibly boring posts need to stand out for some reason.

>>212516045
this cope makes me laugh every single time haha

Millennials and zoomers are pretty similar, except for the fact that millennials are based and zoomers are cringe

>>212516050
jeets both times kek

>>212516150
yap yap yap

212516100
212516117
>1 minute 1 second
The samefagging is so blatant it's pathetic
No-one else cares about your blogs you CUNT stop pretending like anyone else cares. End it all

>>212516184
Still you

>>212516184
schizo moment

>>212516156
Lets see the conversation then lad

>>212516220
That’s him done LOL

>>212516050
i would purposely walk back and forth there waiting for someone to crush me then claim bennies

>Royal Guards play “Pink Pony Club” outside Buckingham Palace to celebrate Pride

omds ronke is going to go fucking SPARE when he finds out about this!

ski jacket and ski gloves bought.
saved so much money getting them off Vinted. love that place

need to get motivated. im supposed to be preparing for a drug detox im starting tomorrow

>>212516016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uayaqtfp6Y0

Avoiding washing my hair because my hair keeps coming out

>>212516282
bet you spent all weekend posting here

>>212516282
That’s the gloves wanked into and the arse wiped with my ski jacket. Bought them from a charity shop 2 days ago and I’m selling them at a 200% markup now to some gullible cunt on Vinted LMAO love that app

The Karen meme was just invented by minorities who didn't like being (rightfully) called out on their antisocial behaviour and white people just lapped it up like the stupid little goyem we are

>>212516297
just relax and have a lovely little bit of smack. you can quit tomorrow there's not rush

>>212516282
*goes spare*

>A video game on 'gold diggers' is fuelling a sexism debate in China
not allowed to call them gold diggers even if they are gold diggers

>>212516311
project on incel

>>212516220
I'll do you on better, I'll get them to follow me on IG, conversation means nothing when modern LLMs exist

>>212516321
Well, the thing is. They are completely unreasonable sometimes.

>>212516360
thats a yes then lol. grow up mate you're in your mid 30s you sad act

>>212516331
I need to go to the supermarket for supplies. I really should go to the laundrette to wash my bedding but I need to get some change. Need to put some money on my gas card.

she wants a man who posts on 4chan all day from his smelly bedroom

>>212516386
incel command centre

>>212516378
Brown/black

>>212516366
ah yes so you can’t post the conversations. got it, thanks for confirming!

Twenty years ago today, my 15-year-old girlfriend texted me asking if I was okay.

White women love the BBC new organisation

Unleashing a poobert into the toiletston

I'm only 25 plenty of time to turn my life around

excreting a normal khan

>>212516418
KTWM 10 years ago

>>212516381
>laundrette

Refuse to believe people are this poor

>>212516379
rorke are you on giffgaff or something mate?

Few more years until 30, I'll start today

>>212516378
Who's a good little goy

>>212516418
ktwm in 2016

>>212516436
grow up adam

>>212516282
Doesnt mean anything to me because ive never heard of that band

burnham thorpe
burnham overy staithe
burnham market
burnham norton

>>212516462
SpainChad hasn't posted in years lad move on lol

Ceebs

>>212516467
its a song

>>212516397
>>212516450
Not really
If someone comes to a shop and asks for something you don't have, then starts getting loud and in your face about it you'd be pissed off too

>>212516399
are you actually retarded or are you really coping this much? one was a like, the other was a match with a pointless piece of small talk replying to my equally pointless comment

this is Marie's IG as she linked it on her profile
https://www.instagram.com/marie__bgt/

>>212516366
>They asked for my instagram and phone number in the first message im popular theyre not bots!
Oh mate

>>212516401
yeah i know you posted that earlier

screaming at zoomers spamming tiktok with all the racist ai videos

>>212516479
Extremely believable post

>>212516500
Put the shovel done brown/black

>>212516501
your concession has already been accepted

Why doesn't Spaino post here anymore? :/

>>212516271
Go do it then? Walk across a zebra crossing over and over. You can do it right now YOU WON'T YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR GROTTY BEDROOM.

>>212516479
actually im pretty sure he posts here virtually every day for like 16 hours despite being in his mid-30s lol

>>212516429
I'm not poor I just dont have a washing machine or dryer.

>>212516501
>with a pointless piece of small talk replying to my equally pointless comment
Then you can show us surely ?

>>212516574
If I had Bradley's saved on my device I would post one now

>>212516562
i never said i was on holiday

>>212516596
ok ill just imagine a bradder for you

>>212516605
shut up nigga wasnt talking about u

190 just texted me, says he'll be here in fifteen minutes and he wants to know if anyone wants anything from the shop

a man chooses

a slave obeys

>>212516644
Your mate posted it alredy

>>212516635
shop is only 5 minutes away but he has to the long way since he can't get within 100ft of a school

>>212516378
>take a few unreasonable edge cases
>apply this to anyone showing any degree of social concern

>>212516675
>what is a stereotype

>>212516662
Vile wog shit

hate hate hate this country

>>212516662
Take your dogshit webms and your trite gamer phrases back to incel /britfeel/
Better still do us all a favour, fucking hang yourself

>>212516721
ooh err

>>212516662
a fat dole dosser litters

>>212516716
where you gonna go?

Poʻoooooooʻoooooʻoooʻoooooooʻoooooooooo

>>212516713
>>212516721
>>212516757
Wagecuck seethe.
Clean it up.

>>212516757
?
he's feeding the animals, mate.

love love love this country

Um

>>212516793
Niggerbrained mong

Only gone and fucked up the new how embarrassing

New
>>212516839
>>212516839
>>212516839

Poo barms