Dadman

>>718018541
...for 2,000 years? Has it made any progress? Also I really don't think mako is concenrated there at all. During the ending you see that shit come from everywhere, under the command of a Mary Sue of course, because again; what the fuck does the Lifestream even do? Other than constantly fuck up.
>Hmm, that Jenova sure was a big threat, let me go ahead and create a bunch of kaiju to go autonomously react to any nuclear threat going forward
>>A Few Moments Later
>Ah yes, somebody is accessing me to program a materia so that they can... cause a giant materia to be pulled into the planet's orbit and obliterate the celestial body and all life on it? Sounds good!
Real convincing stuff.

is this the thread?

>>149860123
Yeah they look like fags, but I like the music.
I'm getting more used to accepting people for who they are though. I never listened to Post Malone, and what I did hear I thought was gay as fuck. Then he put out one of the best Country albums of the last decade, so fuck it.

Why is it called "Turn-Based" when it's just Strategy? Was that imaginary "subgenre" invented so as to avoid comparison with actual competently balanced games?

How did the Gi program the Black Materia if they have no access/connection to The Lifestream? Why the fuck did they decide on a meteor? How did they not have time to cast it?
>30 years to rewrite the dumbest macguffin in the game
>write some shit even worse
This project is written by three lunatics with dementia, and designed by people who have never played video games.

>male or female
It doesn't matter
>is the story engaging
If you liked Borderlands 2, then sure
>world
Annoying
>side quests
Forgettable
>customisation
Mediocre, aesthetically and gameplay-wise. Pro-tip: don't get too invested in your "Lifepath" cause that shit don't mean diddly.
>romance
As memorable as Skyrim, maybe worse if you factor in Serana.

>Why wasn't Zelda an old lady at the end of BotW?
>Why were the monsters/guardians not doing anything for 100 years?
>What was Ganondorf doing after being unsealed?
>What was he even attempting to do by summoning molduga?
>How did Ruafo not see/hear Ganondorf from across the canyon and why was he even afraid of the sand whales?
I legitimately do not understand BotW or TotK's stories. They never really feel like you're doing anything, rather just stumbling around while other characters act retarded or use ridiculous plot armor/devices to progress whatever the story is supposed to be.
I.E. the whole "swallow an infinity stone to become a dargon then somehow get a toothpick inserted into your forehead so it can charge up ambiguous light powers for 10,000 years" subplot.
I love how both games involve Zelda making an "ultimate sacrifice" that she ultimately suffers no consequences from. She's still just a 17 year old thot with no discernible intellect or leadership qualities despite the game trying to sell her as some university undergrad.

spiderman spotted yesterday during the bloody football

Do anons ITT really not realize that everything in the movie is a metaphor for the music industry?

Soul

how is he doing that