I really don't get it

>>212423799 (OP)
Black people, anon, we must promote black people.

>>212423799 (OP)
I'm just glad this movie was the killing blow to blade.

>Stack meets his white-passing ex-girlfriend Mary, who resents Stack for abandoning her out of protection. The twins recruit pianist Delta Slim as a performer, local Chinese shopkeeper couple Grace and Bo Chow as suppliers, field worker Cornbread as a bouncer, and Smoke's estranged wife Annie as a cook. Annie believes her Hoodoo practices kept the twins safe, but Smoke doubts them for not preventing their infant daughter's death. Meanwhile, Irish-immigrant vampire Remmick shelters from Choctaw vampire hunters with a married Klansmen couple, whom he turns into vampires.

what in the fuck

>>212423799 (OP)
its just a mid budget horror movie, whats not to get?

>>212423799 (OP)
It's just From Dusk Til Dawn

>>212423856
That is what happens

>>212423799 (OP)
>vampires because Blade was cancelled
>black people can sing
>white people has no swag
>hailee is hot as fuck
>black female character is fit as fuck
>the movie
it's good tho

>>212423922
you see what happens Larry ?

The movie isn't complicated it's made for black people

>steals Robert Rodriguez
>twice for one movie

WYPEEPO ARE CULTCHA VAMPIRES FOH REAL

>>212423799 (OP)

The blacks felt put upon by the Irish

>>212423934
>>white people has no swag
Smoke was impressed by the banjo playing and the whole irish dance was cool. It was ominous but not lame.

i was intrigued in the beginning but then i slowly lost interest and spent more time on my phone. mid to shit im afraid. i did like the white people singing tho.

>>212424019
still no swag

>>212423799 (OP)
FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE...

OP you sound dumb as hell when you claim you don't get this movie

>>212423799 (OP)
The message is that everyone should be Irish

>>212423799 (OP)
watch The Faculty

>>212423799 (OP)
Its a dusk till dawn remake.

I enjoyed it; was there something to get? I didnt get it either if there was.

>>212423799 (OP)
Reworked movie from Blade reboot leftovers

>>212423799 (OP)
What surprised me the most was the anti-race mixing message

>>212423799 (OP)
Nigga how did you not get it, it isn't complicated

>>212425403

>>212423799 (OP)
You weren't levitating?

>>212423856
>>212423799 (OP)
lol they just made this up as they went along didn’t they

>decent movie starring blacks comes out
>is pretty much the same as a few other movies like The Thing or From Dusk till Dawn
>chuds "don't get it"

>On the KINO road to Dublin, one, two, three, four, five!

>>212423799 (OP)
>I really don't get it
its a movie for retards

>>212425450
I wish I was dumb enough to enjoy modern slop like this

>>212425598
>movie starring blacks comes out

>two black guys open a club that is then attacked by vampires
Wow how am I supposed to follow this, what is going on here, my ears are ringing, my nose is bleeding, I smell burning hair.

Shame they didn't do The Klan VS Vampires battle forcing the brothers to fight for a moment alongside klansmen.

>>212425450
>unlike anything I've ever seen before
Why is everyone so impressed with people in out-of-place attire walking in and out of frame?

>>212423934
The white singing sounded better than the I LUV DA BLUES song

a genuine 5 or 6/10 but with nogs so it's a 10/10 generational masterpiece

>>212425450
Letterbox is a great website but man, it's plagued by the lefties ideology. Most of the time, the top review isn't even informative, it's just "Men are bad" or "There should have been more gays".

>>212423799 (OP)
oh boy another usa army wank about snipers kinda bad optics with all the trump shit going on

>>212423895
I noticed the similarities.

>>212423856
>Remmick shelters from Choctaw vampire hunters
Should have had a follow up with this. The indians were onto his ass but we never got the details.

>>212425831
It's hard to pull off so many song numbers in a movie that's not really a musical so that was pretty well done.

SINNERS ripped off this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B2eGXPZZow

>>212426201
Sure, that is something and I'll say that it was all around better than the typical needle drop, play 10 seconds of a classic but cliche song and repeat this for every single scene change for the whole movie; but none of the music in sinners was particularly good. If you base your movie around a supernaturally good musical talent, the music they play should be good.

>>212426773
>the music they play should be good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqdL36VKbMQ

>>212426117
it's so fucked how the coolest characters in the movie show up for like one scene and never return

>>212423799 (OP)
From Dusk til Stolen Bicycle

What was his endgame? Did he want to just listen to blues and have it in his collection or did he want to see his dead friends/family? Could only he see the time travel negro music? We're the vampires he turned just his slaves or did they have their own will? If he controlled them why did he make Hailee run out of the building when she was already inside? She could've easily turned Sammy instead of Michael C Jordan.

>>212429337
Vampires have a hive mind in this movie, meaning turning the singing dude would allow him to use his power. For an immortal, I assume this would have helped him see his long lost ancestors, though it was more pushed as a metaphor of cultural appropriation.
They have their own mind but he was the leader of the pack, their alpha in a sort.

>>212429446
That's how I figured because the Klan members dropped their racism when they were bit and realized how much they were missing. I figured he wanted to see his ancestors but that part wasn't clear. Outside of the cinematic at the start you don't get the idea that the characters are aware of the music. It just seems like it's for the audience.

>>212429928
>Black American Sign Language?
I assume that's because they say nigga (er?) in the movie so they want to be politicaly correct.

>>212423799 (OP)
They're vampires.

>>212429983
What's the sign for bicycle?

>>212426029
>another usa army wank
How? Show your work.

>>212426117
>>212426972
I kinda get the logic of them disappearing - night is obviously the most dangerous time to go after vampires - but hell, man, you're already hunting vampires, so you've agreed to a life-threatening danger by default. Imagine if they'd just stuck around near the KKK couple's house and waited for anyone to leave. They might've been able to kill the vamps before they even made it to the club.

>>212425736
Umm sweetie siding with the klan even for a brief moment is problematic

>>212423799 (OP)
WE

>>212429593
>>212429446
Yeah, Sammie had magic music powers that allowed people to see their ancestors and descendants from the far past to the far future and dance with them.

>>212430341
WUZ

Do anons ITT really not realize that everything in the movie is a metaphor for the music industry?

>>212423799 (OP)

The Vampires are a metaphor for Cultural assimilation. Smoke and Stack are exploiting their own kind for material gain. Sammie's music (black music) has soul, the essence of which attracts spirits.

>>212425736
If anything it should have been the other way around. The Klansmen are Record Label Executives in context, whereas the Vampires are Record Producers. Hence why Stack is portrayed as relatively honorable by the end, because producers can be (but aren't necessarily always) genuine, respectable, music-loving individuals. To the point where Remmick could be interpreted as just that.
Where as executives are always Je- I mean Klansmen.

is this the discount from dusk till dawn thread?

>>212425736
>>212430291
You need to go back.

Kinda wish the vampires weren't violent and blood-sucking. Music Vampires is a kino concept, but it got bogged down by the failed attempts at horror.
The most terrifying scene in the movie is when they're singing Will Ye Go, Lassie Go?
>tfw no Soggy Bottom Boys cameo

>>212430218
Like the Injun said, may ‘their god’ protect them

>>212423799 (OP)

>White vampire can't get into the cool black-only space to destroy it
>So he turns the cute mixed girl and sends her in as a Trojan horse

What did Coogler mean by this?

I cant tell anymore how much being here has ruined my sense of perspective. When they talked about the spirit singer summoning the ghosts of the future, and then Jimmie Hendrix and a break dancing beat boxing ghost showed up, I lost my shit. I know I'm insanely racist but it seems like something /pol/ would cook up as satire shitting on black panther.

>unoriginal story
carbon copy of a 30 year old movie only difference is there's bantus twerking and strumming banjos

>continuity errors and immersion suspension
americanized sub saharans wearing perfectly tailored clothing despite not having the skills nor the wealth to acquire them

semitic actress LARPing as black to push the notion that there is no scientific basis for race, when in reality the bantus would've raped and killed her, indifferent to her alleged black ancestry

disorganized bantus outsmarting the KKK despite the klan historically being comprised of the smartest people in society (scientists, doctors, military generals, mayors)

>>212423856
>white passing
>her.... grandpa? Great grandpa? Was half black
She's at best an octaroon.

>>212431103
Think it has more to do with gender than race in this instance. Coogler may be zesty as hell, but he's self-aware. Even with those luscious lips on Michael B. Jordan, ain't no way they gonna convince an audience to let a white, male vampire through the door to suck on Stack's six string.

>>212431287
>black soldiers in the European theater in ww1
>I DONT WANT TO BE WHITE I WANT TO BE WITH YOU

I liked the movie until the part where he summoned future spirits by playing guitar, too much obamacore

>>212430585
>black people invented music

>>212431103
I'm still confused as to how she returned at the end.

>>212431411
>You can only write movies about your own inventions
Tell Spiel(((berg))) to recall all copies of Schindler's List, cause I'm pretty sure kikes didn't invent systemic genoci- Oh, wait...

>>212426773
>generic metal orchestra type music whenever something spooky happens
It was fucking jarring the soundtrack was almost the worst part

>>212430585
>>212431411
common sentiment in the black community. there are popular conspiracy theories that the carter family plagiarized from a black woman who was the true inventor of country music, and everyone has heard of the elvis shit

>>212431382
I was laughing out loud
Am I just racist or do black people actually enjoy that type of pandering

>>212431418
Dunno about you but seeing Hailee’s fat ass in tight jeans I kinda understand Shameik Moore clearly

>>212430585
>everything in the movie is a metaphor for the music industry?
Explain the indians

>>212431418
I rewatched the sunrise scene and I can’t see her burning so I can only assume Vampire Stack pulled her out of the crowd and they raced back into the shadows

>>212431418
I think their hive mind was partially broken the moment Smoke stabbed his own wife, while all the other Vampires were attacking Stacks and Mary were running the other direction out of grief. Even when the vamps were doing their hivemind prayer thinkg Stacks wasn't with them but instead trying to turn his Brother.

>>212431588
They were just there to explain the Negroes Shining powers were a thing in every culture from the Choctaw to the Irish

>>212431663
That doesn't sound like a metaphor for the music industry

>>212431748
It’s a vampire movie first and foremost, you need a way to explain ‘Magic and vampires’ exist in our movie

>>212431631
I was under the impression that the lesser vampires exploded or whatever because Remmick died. Like, they weren't real vamps, just extensions of him. Wights, basically.

>>212431631
>>212431905
Is she there when Stack first enters the club at the end? Because that would've been a neat touch; if Sammie playing for Stack brought Mary back.
I liked the movie a lot but it seemed like it needed a little bit longer in the oven.

>>212431588
Ask and ye shall receive
>1973, Redbone released the politically oriented "We Were All Wounded at Wounded Knee", recalling both the massacre of Lakota Sioux Indians by the 7th Cavalry Regiment in 1890
>The 7th Cavalry Regiment is a United States Army cavalry regiment formed in 1866. Its official nickname is "Garryowen",[1] after the Irish air "Garryowen" that was adopted as its march tune

>>212431963
The last we see of her before the very end is when the vampires retreat out of the building and Stack pulls her out

>>212431905
I think they just died because they died. I'm pretty sure the voodoo lady explicitly says killing the head vampire doesn't kill others he's sired.

>>212423799 (OP)
What was the point of having Michael B. Jordan playing both brothers?

>>212432524
Don't really think it had a point, just a creative decision.

>>212423799 (OP)
What don't you understand? It was a musical with the classic critique of American racism.

>>212431858
How quickly you've abandoned you narrative. After just one question? lol

>>212432524
>>212432589
I think the other brother had his own actor, but he had to bow out for some reason. Why they decided to have MBJ take over his role instead of getting a third actor though, I dunno.

>>212431905
Why would you think that when multiple characters said the exact opposite?

Movie was terrible. There's literally a scene where the girl from True Grit cries "I WISH I WASN'T WHITE!" when they tell her she has to leave their bar. It's basically a really boring From Dusk Til Dawn ripoff.

>>212431276
You're right that you may have gotten brainrot from this place. that scene was meant to demonstrate the powers that the irish vampire was so hellbent on stealing from preacher boy. It's always fun to watch you morons complain about how stupid cinema and normie content is while you struggle to follow simple story beats.

>>212431287
>outsmarting the KKK despite the klan historically being comprised of the smartest people in society
Is this /pol/'s version of 'WE WUZ'?

>>212425784
don't take any shit like this seriously its just performative writing.

>>212433523
To be fair, what he just described sounds pretty fucking stupid.

>>212433774
>immortal creatures born of magic exist
>it's stupid to have any other magic exist in the same universe
(You)

>>212425736
That is such a kino idea

>>212423799 (OP)
black people were upset mob movies are about italians so they had to make one with diversity.

>>212425736
>If there's one thing I hate more than a nigger it's a mick

this movie is so uneven, the potato vampire was kino, everytime he wasn't on screen the movie was shit

>>212425431
South of the border.
Down Mexico way.

>>212433934
And you're so upset about a movie with black people that you're seething on mongolian basket weaving forum

>>212429337
Why the fuck is he so charming

>>212423799 (OP)
I DAT BLACK PUSSY WHEN IT ALL STICKY AN SLIMEY AN SWEATY AN MUSTY AN STINKY AN GLOOPY AND GIPPY

I TELLS YA I LIKE DAT BLACK QUEEN AFRICAN NEGRO EBONY PUSS-SAY WHEN IT GET THAT GUNK GET THAT FUNK GET THE SKUNK

IM TALKIN THAT OOKY GOOKY STICKY LICKY MAKE ME CUM QUICKY OOEY GOOEY VA-JAY-JAZIUS QUINTAVIUS DARK MEAT GOT THAT WARM PINK MIDDLE GOT ME ALL SORTS A FIRED UP LIKE A COYOTE WALKIN ON HOT COALS MAMA!!!

>>212423799 (OP)
For a while, I thought it was about a blues musician trading his soul for better music skills.

>>212423799 (OP)
Good to know I'm not the only one that thought it was complete garbage. The entire internet seemed to collectively shill for it.

It was some dog shit mashup of hateful eight and from dusk til dawn. Has QT ever said his thoughts on this movie.

>>212433420
Because no character in the movie actually knows what the fuck's going on and is just throwing out suggestions? And because they forget themselves in service of his will.

>>212431517
Do they touch upon the fact that at least half and probably more of the Blues as a genre was lifted wholesale from Scotch-Celtic folk music then?

>>212431584
She really is mega fucking hot and a very talented actress, but her sense of style and behavior in her personal life is just the skankiest, grossest, katy perriest shit and it sets her back a solid 2 points.

>>212425476
you are saying that like it's a bad thing
Tolkien wrote LOTR in that way
>>212423856
wouldn't be bad if the world/"scenery" wasn't paper thin, like people acting in a gay theater where visitors only go to fuck ass and suck cock
I don't have From Dusk Till Dawn in my top200 but at least it took place in reality

>>212432638
>critique

>>212434941
It is. I mean, it's different in the sense that he was already a good musician, but the ending implies that he sold his soul. Not necessarily for better skills, but for popularity, for the revelry. Same as Remmick. This theme is made pretty obvious by Sammie's crossover to electric guitar and rock & roll, infamously known as "The Devil's Music" and Stack's dialogue.

>>212425598
>>212423799 (OP)
it's an advertisement for eating stank
eating stank is the red thread linking events together (like four of them) and the most grating (read: "strong, independent, and influential", just like the stank of a black whore)
the director is obviously a faggot, the kind that acts like a woman and pays people to beat xer up

>>212434941
I read review before seeing it and they were all about the healing power of music etc etc
music in this movie healed jack shit, just turned niggas delusional

>>212431411
>>black people invented music
>>212431517
>common sentiment in the black community.
this.
they're so fucking dull and show it by representing "whites" as (Scots)Irish
You know....the Celtic people that invented the Pentatonic scale / form with folk songs and jigs and brought to the hills of America and south

but, uhhhh....I mean WHITES stole that from the African slaves. Those renowned for the complex and methodical traditions.

Yeah, the 19th and 20th century American Irish were sooooooooo privileged

DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS
but like Alex Haley's, "Roots", they'll eat this shit up as HISTORICAL FACT because they saw it on a tv screen, therefore its real

>>212423799 (OP)
Remember when they tried to sell this ugly no chin hairlip nigger as a sec symbol?

I get that he was a preacher and a religious man and all that, but I still found it hard to believe that Sammy's dad had absolutely no reaction to Sammy entering the church at the start/end. Sammy stumbles in, injured, clothes ripped up, coated in blood, and his dad doesn't have a moment of "Holy shit, what the hell happened to you?!"? Is he a robot?

This movie was fucking garbage until the very end. The whole movie should have been set in the 90s. I fucking hate this overdone plantation setting. 7 years, django, fuck this shit has been done to death.

>>212431276
>then Jimmie Hendrix and a break dancing beat boxing ghost showed up
at what point in the movie did this happen? need a webm for this clown shit

i scanned the movie but couldn't find it and wasn't going to sit through each retarded scene

>>212435838
Almost if not exactly at the midway point.
https://youtu.be/0kwUeO3CxyA?si=-0IbJbESUVCckjyr

Be honest /tv/ was it actually good?

>>212435916
I liked it

>>212425476
No, I think he wrote a script and knew the ending before filming. It’s a pretty simple plot btw.

>>212435838
>>212435908
Here's the scene with a little bit of preamble
https://youtu.be/S7jo5Cr6WUA?si=TpzFTIdaeX8sXBhv

>>212429337
>>212434058
>A brand new pair o’ brogues
>to rattle o’er the bogs
>and frighten all the dogs
>on the rocky road to Dublin

>>212436035
>Here's the scene
thank you for providing that. I was aware of this retarded scene
I wouldn't have confused that nigger with Jimi Hendrix, tho. Thats some goofy Parliament nigger archtype
https://youtu.be/32k_ygEweec?si=vKxlyB425xVTiJDR&t=66

this movie is all kinds of brain rot. Its Hamilton-esque in how stupid the concept is

>>212432524
It was supposed to be Jonathan Majors and then the shit happened

>>212423799 (OP)
this was a decent joint but the bizarre focus on pussy eating stood out to me
are black males really that zesty now? peculiar.. very peculiar

>>212436315
>are black males really that zesty now?
dey b spittin in dey moufs an shieeeet

>>212436153
I think in all actuality it's supposed to be Prince, or an amalgam of both.

>>212433445
>There's literally a scene where the girl from True Grit cries "I WISH I WASN'T WHITE!"
I’ve seen the movie twice and don’t remember that scene.

>>212436424
>it's supposed to be Prince,
whatsamatter, Hollywood run out of skinny nigger faggots to cast?

>>212423799 (OP)
Reddit thinks this is the movie of the era now. "But did he like Sinners?"

>>212436459
>don’t remember that scene.
i barely watched the movie and i remember it.
it was when she first showed up because their juke joint wouldn't let in whites. She had to have Smoke and Poke vouch for her

>>212435542
He’s so deep in that Jesus-Aid he probably just thought getting your face scratched up and clothes torn is what happens when you go out clubbing, like God personally beat his ass or something for sinning.

>>212436507
Yeah I know what scene he’s talking about, I’m saying I don’t remember her saying that line. He said literally so I assume that was verbatim.

>>212436506
>"But did he like Sinners?"
i had a chick over last weekend who wouldn't shut up about this movie. God, she was dull and had no fucking about anything. Women and reddit will swallow anything that's forced on them

>>212436560
But not you? What are some of your favorite films?

If Ireland was so beautiful why did the paddy’s leave it?

>>212436637
>If Ireland was so beautiful why did the paddy’s leave it?
British landlords forced them out, dipshit
>>212436631
>But not you?
lol....you think this sambo movie is actually 'art'? lol.....fucking smooth brain

>>212436690
Nice deflection. I didn’t say anything about Sinners. I asked you a simple question. If you don’t answer it that tells me that you’re just as much a normie eating up shitty movies.

>>212425726
If only the movie as as simply as that. The 'vampire holdout' part of movie wasn't until the very end, the majority of the movie was about 'da bluze' and honestly it should have just been that. The vampires and the whole kkk part felt stapled on to try and get people in the door.

>>212435591
if only they had period correct stores, mannerisms, events etc.
but no they just took current day stuff and removed or modified everything that wasn't there at the time (plus added all the sjw shit they read about in sociology class)
that period was a goldmine if you knew where to go (e.g. New Orleans or north to New York or Chicago) otherwise they were only towns where niggers gathered for a few weeks, first nice and polite, but then rowdy and killing each other, and got kicked out, having to wonder from town to town
the sad part was that blues singers paid for it because they were no longer welcome in towns where everybody loved them but then the nigger events described happened
t. amateur blues scholar white man

>>212436553
Line never happened

>>212435916
it's twice as long and twice as stupid as it should be (makes From Dusk Till Dawn's twist ending last scene seem like a 10/10 masterpiece) but it's worth watching once
word of advice though the 1080p encodes seem to be botched so if it seems to dark in VLC media player, use another player for it (should look slightly washed out)... dunno why they went full faggot, probably because they wanted MUH NIGGAZ NEED SPECIAL COLORSPACE thereby shooting themselves and them niggaz in the foot

30 mins and it's good

the Nigger's Babylon
both some of the worst movies ever made.

>>212431382
when ever the break dancer showed up all i could think in my head was this playing in the background every time he appeared on the screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kWpi2HnPU&list=RDV4kWpi2HnPU&start_radio=1

>>212435510
i thought they made them scots/irish because they were treated as bad if not worse than darkies

>>212424100
Their Wild Mountain Thyme was sick.

the end scene at the bar was great. everything else was total shite.

>>212436519
or it's just bad writing.

>>212425450
>original filmmaking
>all union actors
>re-used MCU costumes (literally)
>multi-million dollar budget
>multi-million dollar budget
>multi-million dollar budget
>original filmmaking

>>212436723
not that anon but it's obvious you'll just call what he likes shit to get a response because you're mad as fuck. No one is taking that bait and Sinners is average.

Coogler is a better director than Peele

>>212437207
jesus christ blade was going to be set during the slavery times? thank god it was cancelled

>>212437244
the only Peele I know is a whiskey manufacturer

>>212437244
must be a joke right. nope imax scenes mog this. get out is superior in every way.

>>212437226
Damn, you almost got the point of my post but then missed it entirely because you’re too busy defending a retarded post. I didn’t care for sinners, but perhaps use a little critical thinking before you reply next time.

>>212423864
Why did it get 10/10s and get literally astroturfed everywhere like the greatest movie ever, then never talked about again?

>>212437343
I'll give that Peeles movies are more "interesting" with more compelling stories. All that being said, Coogler just knows how to direct better, his movies feel like pre 2000 movies, Peeles movies are very post modern

>>212431287
i like Klan as much as the next guy but you don't have to portray them as intelligent or crafty to use them as mook villains

>>212437382
they thought kamala would win... movie would have been used to trigger fuck knows what (as it's not a good movie by any standard... maybe a good theater piece, sure, but movie? lol)
street shitter "but I'm a nigger hahahaha" bitch didn't won but they all went all-in anyway hoping for the best
sunk cost fallacy

>>212423799 (OP)
I like the movie but you can 100% tell the Vampires were a last minute rewrite to replace the Klan as the villains. Steinfield’s character would have had more purpose too.

there was no race mixing so it was good.

>>212437789
indeed, this movie is octaroon-pilled lol

>>212437787
>last minute rewrite
hmm, good insight, explains the "they are vampires" "but then why do they behave like zombies" "VAMPIRES, REVIEWER, HERE'S $5000 NEVER MENTION ZOMBIES AGAIN" issue

>tfw this threads makes me understand why marketing budget of movies is equivalent to 50% to 100% of the entire budget
>they just fuckin pay people off

>>212435916
5/10

>>212437382
it made a shitload of money anon, don't start falsifying reality. if it was astroturfed then the astroturfing paid for itself many times over.

>>212437866
yeah, all art criticism is just paid advertizing and that includes youtube grifters. well done for noticing.

>>212437845
>zombies
Wtf. Ahh, yes, zombies, famous for biting necks and being unable to enter places without being invited and able to fly and talk and strategize and sing and dance and being killed by sunlight.

>>212430422
VAMPIRES

>>212431545
>black people actually enjoy that type of pandering
They love it

>>212423799 (OP)
>really great movie
>/tv/ hates it cause "muh blacks"
The fact this shithole chills capeshit trash all the time but shits on an actual good movie just because retarded racism is amazing to me.
Literal sheep

>>212438303
Leads to hollering, clapping and sometimes even spontaneous dancing.

>>212437354
>can't follow a conversation
>calls other stupid
>acts superior
yup it's /tv/ time

You did shout 'KINO' during 'that one scene', didn't you anon?

>>212438363
ok nigger

as an Irish American i felt deeply offended

>>212438197
obviously entering spaces was not on issue except for the irish guy and 2 persons with him
in case you missed the movie
>able to fly and talk and strategize
did we see the same movie or you just showing off your 65 IQ points you got from your momma
>sing and dance
zombies most definitively can do that and you'd know if you've seen more than 2 dozen movies, from before 2020, in your life
>killed by sunlight
OH MAN JUST PUT THAT IN AND IT WILL CONVINCE NIGGERS THEY ARE TOTALLY VAMPIRES WHOO-PEE I'M FEELIN GOOD LET'S RAID THE WATERMELON PATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

You fucking idiots, the movie isn't about racism or whatever.


It's about how the Irish are evil.

>>212439319
then how come they grow such cute cunny bunnies

jews aren't white

>>212437382
we all know why anon

>>212425403
That's not what the movie is about, and the movie isn't even subtle
I bet this meme came from reddit

Just finished it, really good movie
Feels like the From Dusk Till Dawn of our time

>>212436723
>If you don’t answer it
>high noon
>any given sunday
>man who shot liberty valence
>Conan the Barbarian
>streetcar named desire
>Thief
>Collateral
>heat
>The Hustler
>gator
>carlito's way
>predator
>mr holland's opus
>thin red line
>the insider
nb4 "hrmph...those movies suck, normie"

>>212423799 (OP)
I fell asleep watching it in the theater. It was so boring. I was snoring so loud the usher woke me up and threw me out.

the movie wasted an epic performance from Buddy Guy all to force their dogshit social justice narrative in there.
>>212436963
>the sad part was that blues singers
'blues' would have been a lost art. it only became a thing due to two Smithsonian workers that swindled a grant from the government to go record these 'black folk songs'. (yep - they were jews) Had it not been for them, none of that early shit like Robert Johnson would've been recorded

>>212423799 (OP)
Movie was alright but it went on too long
The scene where that one slutty singer refuses to eat garlic was retarded.
Also when the Chinese lady invites the vampires in two random human background characters appear and help fight of the vampires.
Still I liked the whole theme of "Irish" record producers sucking the soul out of music for mass appeal.

>>212440218
How very Hibernian of you

>>212440218
>Movie was alright but it went on too long
I agree, it's quite absurd to stretch a 1h30m movie to 2h18m while giving jack shit about the environment
it's like an hour of gratuitous masturbation
>mhm that's what makes it good, shitty university professors shitting themselves, that's what we need to include to make ourselves seem ERUDITE NIGGERS

Def Jam

>>212441706
they look mighty gay <3

>>212423799 (OP)
anti christian, anti white, pro witchcraft, pro blackity black don't talk back

simple

can't wait for COOOOOOOOGLER to ruin x-files reboot