Thread 715578329

Metroidvania isn’t a genre

Yes it is

>>715578329 (OP)
Isn't that that one song from that Undertale game?

>>715578329 (OP)
And shithole isn't a sexual organ and yet here we are.

Delete the vania part

>>715578329 (OP)
>no puffy cameltoe

>>715578670
nono. castlevania made one game like metroid 10 years later. that means they are on equal footing.

>>715578329 (OP)
If I was tasked with dividing all of vidya games into one or two dozen genres, I probably wouldn't make "metroidvania" one of them.
That said, every discussion about genre should come with an open admission that genre classifications are fairly arbitrary, rendering any debate about genre largely a waste of time.

Only opened the thread for the Samus image. OP can suck deez nuts.

>>715578614
if it isn't then why is it fuckable?

True. It should be called Metroidshock because System Shock's contribution to the genre came earlier than Castlevania's.

>>715579803
It's not designed for entry. It's designed for exit only. Any entry to the colon via the anus can cause muscle weakening, even from a medical procedure like an endoscope. Somethign as large as an average diameter penis will cause a great deal of stress and strain on the smooth muscle tissue.

>>715579919
>Muscle weakening
Then why doesn't the same happen for vaginas? They're also just muscle holes.
>Be-because it just doesn't, okay?!?!

>>715580167
>Pussy is visible in the ZS
I will now jar your product

>>715580312
I'm not sure if you know this...
Actually, of course you don't.
The vagina does indeed loosen with repeated use. It is designed to take that, but large insertions will cause the vagina to stretch out. Difference is, the anus is the exit of solid waste, and if that loosens even a bit, we have problems. The vagina can loosen to accomidate a woman's life partner's penis more regularly, as that's its job.

>>715580312
It's a completely difference design and shape retard.

>>715580612
Reminder that the suit IS her exoskeleton. That's her bare body on full display

I don't want to JO to Samus anymore...
I just want her to be happy.
She's been through enough.

>>715578329 (OP)
Genres are an arbitrary definition that fail miserably, specially the "action" genre, that is basically the field egg group of genre definition.

>>715578329 (OP)
Sure, it's a subcategory of action adventure.

>>715581070
>>715581002
>>715580925
>>715580864
>>715580756
SO CUTE

>>715581106
nouuuuuuuuuuuu

Why is it called "Turn-Based" when it's just Strategy? Was that imaginary "subgenre" invented so as to avoid comparison with actual competently balanced games?

>>715578329 (OP)
Isn't the whole design basically you get items that make old areas that were not accessible earlier in the map/level accessible? and the whole structure of the game is interconnected? if that is the concept then it could be defined as a design choice genre.

>>715578329 (OP)
Trvke

>>715581251
>wanted to make an army of hot/cute daughterwives
Raven Beak did nothing wrong

>>715581457
Gross. This is true to reality

>>715578329 (OP)
It's useful to describe a style of game

why do people draw her slightly chubby so often? she has a very athletic body in the games

>>715578329 (OP)
You're right, it's not a genre. It's a humiliation ritual.

Tummy erotic

she is what

>>715582964
>Beautiful adult woman versus porcelain sex doll

>>715578329 (OP)
Why do you keep making this thread?

>>715582964
they look similar. The most noticeable difference is that american Samus has an upturned nose while japanese Samus has a more straight nose

>>715585201
>Cruelty Squad glasses

>>715585473
>Suit settles in the natural crease of her labia

>>715578412
fpbp

>>715585715
Literally handcrafted to pleasure black guys.

I like my Sammy 6'3 with strong legs.

>>715586172
Just like me desu

>>715578329 (OP)
Metroid is a labyrinth-game with action-rpg elements.

>>715586172
*Space Pirates

>>715586743
Indeed.

>>715586743
>Fully grown man
>5'5
lmao

Zero Suit is so boring.

Other M...Rocks. I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

dread sucked but the suit was nice

Status of Samus' blonde bush?

>>715578329 (OP)
What would you do if you became Samus?

>>715578329 (OP)
There are so many dumb names for games these days

>>715587439
>these days
metroidvania is older than you

>>715578329 (OP)
No, but anyone saying it is an excellent indicator of knowing to ignore them since they're retarded.

>>715587531
Samus should canonically have a chozo mark womb tattoo

Nice

I wish my body was as nice as hers

Tbh? Tbqhwy?? I liked Dread more than Super. Feel free to kill me now.

>>715587914
Diet and lift
It sucks but it's worth it to feel and look better
>>715588013
Kino lineup

get in the robot samus

>>715578906
CV2 was not ten years after Metroid.

>>715584094
Let's not forget the masculine squared jaw and protruding brow ridges.

>>715578329 (OP)
It's just shorter to say than exploration platformer

Which Metroid games are actually good? I tired Prime and did not enjoy it at all.

metroid is gay

>>715589150
hot

Testo

zero suit is really popular...

>>715581239
Clothes over bodysuit is so hot
It's like a subtle admission that she sees herself as naked when just wearing the suit
So what does it mean when she isn't wearing pants here?

>>715589695
means you need to go outside and rape women

is this the thread?

>>715586172
True

>>715582964
>white human female vs anime sex doll

>>715580519
>The vagina does indeed loosen with repeated use.
Deboonk'd

Assume the position, Cucklux.

What's his fucking problem?

What kind of human male friends would Samus have?

>>715592356
>human male friends
Pick two

>>715592356
The kind to die and scar and scare her away from closeness to others

I only care about ZSS

literally unironically built to rape (or get raped by) alien shotas

>>715578614
After a good remodelling it is

>>715588478
Castlevania 2 is a proto-metroidvania, akin to games like Faxanadu and The Battle of Olympus, which were all more heavily influenced by Zelda II than they were by Metroid.

Hell, even when categorizing "Classicvanias" vs. "Metroidvanias" (before it becoming a genre term), everyone placed CV2 with the classicvanias, not with the metroidvanias

Samus would be weak to being the small spoon

>>715581239
>>715589695
Better version

>>715593852
Post more of these.

>>715594195
with a huge alien shaped strap-on, right?

Is there a metroid game where the combat serves as a challenge or there's at least bosses that are hard or are all of the metroid games mainly about the exploring that serves as the challenge?

Sybb thread

I have accumulated around 4K smut images from /v/ alone in less than a year and the explorer and the download popup are shitting themselves up harder with each file. I already tagged the images via ML and I tried importing them into Hydrus but the program is too fucking autistic to use.
wat do?

>>715578329 (OP)
sexmus

>>715578329 (OP)
shithole remodel