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Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:28:33 PM No.214022786 >>214022805 >>214022815 >>214022817 >>214022831 >>214022836 >>214022848 >>214022850 >>214022855 >>214022857 >>214022871 >>214022879 >>214022883 >>214022937 >>214022939 >>214022973 >>214022998 >>214023003 >>214023007 >>214023032 >>214023089 >>214023114 >>214023145 >>214023149 >>214023172 >>214023210 >>214023295 >>214023308 >>214023356 >>214023554 >>214023722 >>214023789 >>214023868 >>214023933 >>214023942 >>214023969 >>214023976 >>214024032 >>214024276 >>214024337 >>214024369 >>214024390 >>214024391 >>214024397 >>214024405 >>214024434 >>214024638 >>214024870 >>214024883 >>214024911 >>214024925 >>214025101 >>214025107 >>214025410 >>214025527 >>214025916 >>214026071 >>214026072 >>214026743 >>214026807 >>214026913 >>214027243 >>214027302 >>214027360 >>214027590 >>214027636 >>214028189 >>214028210 >>214028338 >>214028504 >>214028509 >>214028600 >>214028825 >>214028861 >>214029002 >>214029589 >>214030164 >>214031443 >>214031480 >>214031579 >>214031657 >>214031738 >>214031806 >>214031857 >>214032017 >>214033208 >>214033245 >>214033273 >>214033296 >>214033331 >>214033413 >>214033423 >>214033463 >>214033484 >>214033521 >>214033666 >>214033738 >>214033776 >>214033813 >>214034078 >>214034817 >>214034845 >>214035868 >>214035962 >>214036357 >>214036373 >>214036396 >>214036480 >>214036528 >>214036632 >>214037277 >>214037306 >>214037494 >>214037694 >>214037848 >>214038410 >>214038799
Screenshot_20250826-162800_Instagram.jpg md5: 8d5e733c... 🔍
Well
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:29:30 PM No.214022801 >>214023119 >>214023513 >>214025079 >>214027344 >>214028861 >>214033833
talking-to-women-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:29:48 PM No.214022805 >>214028322
>>214022786 (OP)
Blackman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:30:08 PM No.214022812 >>214023119
womanman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:30:13 PM No.214022815 >>214022986 >>214027300 >>214030164
>>214022786 (OP)
the only thing I fear is heights but that's a pretty rational fear I reckon
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:30:20 PM No.214022817
>>214022786 (OP)
Needle man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:31:05 PM No.214022828 >>214036110
... dying?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:31:30 PM No.214022831 >>214031627
1747987300280090.png md5: 39f737e9... 🔍
>>214022786 (OP)
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:31:35 PM No.214022836
>>214022786 (OP)
Diabetesman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:32:01 PM No.214022846 >>214023119 >>214023382
Niggerman
Swimmingman
TalkingToWomenMan
JobInterviewMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:32:04 PM No.214022848
>>214022786 (OP)
Magic Zombie Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:32:10 PM No.214022850 >>214033493
1546892987308.gif md5: 2b0159fc... 🔍
>>214022786 (OP)
Banman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:32:15 PM No.214022851 >>214025432
alzheimersman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:32:37 PM No.214022855
>>214022786 (OP)
Peopleman, humanman, jobman, workman, talkingman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:32:55 PM No.214022857 >>214022959
>>214022786 (OP)
manletman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:33:16 PM No.214022867 >>214023606
SpiderMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:33:21 PM No.214022871
>>214022786 (OP)
Die-Hardman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:34:02 PM No.214022878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBEvE6RGwus
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:34:03 PM No.214022879
>>214022786 (OP)
Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:34:27 PM No.214022883
>>214022786 (OP)
Anonymous is… Penisman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:34:43 PM No.214022885
Trumpman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:34:51 PM No.214022887 >>214022921
TheInevitablyofmyownmortalityandtheunceasingpassageoftimeman.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:35:49 PM No.214022910 >>214026918
Trannyman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:36:23 PM No.214022918
niggerman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:36:30 PM No.214022921
>>214022887
Policeman, prisonman, homelessnessman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:37:23 PM No.214022937
>>214022786 (OP)
Jannyman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:37:25 PM No.214022939
>>214022786 (OP)
Dickcaughtinzipper-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:38:37 PM No.214022959 >>214023035
>>214022857
You are afraid of short guys?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:38:48 PM No.214022965 >>214023000
Niggerman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:39:00 PM No.214022969
GettingCaughtSniffingWomensSocksOrShoesMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:39:05 PM No.214022973
>>214022786 (OP)
4chanman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:39:09 PM No.214022975 >>214023343
Michael MyersMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:39:18 PM No.214022977 >>214023003 >>214025778
HiI'mPaulman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:39:45 PM No.214022986 >>214024446
>>214022815
Same. I don’t know powers or abilities you’d have if you were “height man” though.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:40:05 PM No.214022989 >>214023908
Gettingassrapedman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:40:13 PM No.214022994 >>214023083 >>214023907
Nothingman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:40:26 PM No.214022998
needles.jpg md5: 54299703... 🔍
>>214022786 (OP)
Needleman
>my nemesis
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:40:37 PM No.214023000
>>214022965
meow
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:40:43 PM No.214023002 >>214028279
IMG_9370.gif md5: 613c8183... 🔍
Erectiledysfunctionman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:40:44 PM No.214023003 >>214023119
>>214022786 (OP)
girlsman

>>214022977
his name is robert Paulman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:40:55 PM No.214023007
>>214022786 (OP)
hotcoldman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:41:25 PM No.214023015
Employmentman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:41:33 PM No.214023019 >>214024064
1755027972126233.jpg md5: 8c250a17... 🔍
WakingUpInACIABlacksiteAndRealizingThatMyEntireLifeUpToThatPointWasMerelyAHallucinationWhichWasASymptomOfADreamlikeTranceIWasPutUnderToRegulateMyEndorphinsToKeepMeFromDyingFromStressSoTheyCanContinueAndMoveOnToTheNextTortureSessionUsingAdvancedManMadeInstrumentsMeantToInflictTheMostHorrificAndMindFlayingPainImaginableUntilIEntirelyLoseMyselfAndThereIsNoSemblenceLeftOfWhoIAmAsAPersonMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:42:23 PM No.214023032
>>214022786 (OP)
Beanerman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:42:35 PM No.214023035
>>214022959
Yes, haven’t you seen how fucking terrifying they are? Those guys don’t fuck around if you’re from Detroit.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:42:39 PM No.214023036 >>214023606
Spider-Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:43:29 PM No.214023051 >>214023119
Talkingtowomen-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:43:50 PM No.214023056
ShowingtheCVman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:44:51 PM No.214023073
Greatreplacementman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:45:34 PM No.214023083
>>214022994
thisguyman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:45:41 PM No.214023089 >>214023140
>>214022786 (OP)
Canceanddementiaman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:46:40 PM No.214023111 >>214023144
>women
>responsibility
>authority
>mortality
We're-all-peas-in-the-same-pod squad
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:46:50 PM No.214023114
>>214022786 (OP)
gettingajobman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:47:03 PM No.214023119 >>214023446 >>214025856 >>214026096 >>214037274
>>214023051
>>214023003
>>214022846
>>214022812
>>214022801
wow anon, very original
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:47:59 PM No.214023140
>>214023089
You're already forgetting how to spell cancer. Sad!
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:48:05 PM No.214023144
>>214023111
What is this, some sort of suicide squad?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:48:07 PM No.214023145
>>214022786 (OP)
phobophobiaman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:48:16 PM No.214023149 >>214023268
>>214022786 (OP)
cockroachman

FUCK roaches
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:48:47 PM No.214023162
Divorceman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:48:48 PM No.214023163
Paralysedbelowtheneckman.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:49:13 PM No.214023170
AIDS-Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:49:19 PM No.214023172
>>214022786 (OP)
A snake slithering out of the toilet while I'm pooping and biting my nutsack-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:50:51 PM No.214023205
IMG_0880.jpg md5: 02cdc015... 🔍
Naziman.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:51:13 PM No.214023210
>>214022786 (OP)
Homosexualman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:53:37 PM No.214023268 >>214023393 >>214023925 >>214026068
>>214023149
I don't get it, what's scary about them? I understand being disgusted or annoyed by their presence, but they're just tiny, harmless, non-agressive creatures you can kill on a whim. What are you scared of?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:53:56 PM No.214023277
Socialinteractionsman
4Chan Sidekicks:
Womenman
Gayman
Transman
Blackman
Euroman
Leafman
Orangemanman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:55:00 PM No.214023295
>>214022786 (OP)
Friendman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:55:44 PM No.214023308
>>214022786 (OP)
Baldman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:57:37 PM No.214023343
>>214022975
but anon he made austin powers, how could you fear him
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:58:03 PM No.214023356
>>214022786 (OP)
Billsman
Jeetscammerman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:58:13 PM No.214023362
NiggerBlackNiggersKillAllNiggersFuckingBeheadThoseFilthyMonkeysMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:59:05 PM No.214023379
Watchingsexsceneswithmyfolksman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:59:12 PM No.214023382
>>214022846
>Niggerman
>Swimmingman
You're afraid of your own kind?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:59:18 PM No.214023386 >>214023446
ThisThreadLacksOriginalityAndNoneOfYouAreRemotelyFunnyMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:59:30 PM No.214023393 >>214023484 >>214024878
>>214023268
I think people who are afraid of bugs feel instinctively that the bug's small size is actually part of its threat profile of being able to wiggle its way in anywhere and contaminate it

Like if you're confronting a roach you aren't afraid of it kicking your ass and raping you, you're afraid of missing it with your rolled up newspaper and it using its seemingly infinite repertoire of secret wily roach powers to leap into your mouth or climb at the speed of light up onto your balls. You feel instinctively that your defenses are weak. There are many places in my pants a roach could use as points of entry if it wanted to get on my balls and bring its primeval dirtiness onto my soft sensitive ball skin.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:00:42 PM No.214023420
Oldersisterman
I would be the most feared vigilante of them all.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:02:22 PM No.214023446
>>214023386
>>214023119
i'm just expressing my emotions. wtf are you guys mad about? everyone say "just be yourself" on here
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:04:19 PM No.214023484 >>214023531 >>214023566 >>214023616 >>214026118 >>214038189
>>214023393
>Like if you're confronting a roach you aren't afraid of it kicking your ass and raping you, you're afraid of missing it with your rolled up newspaper and it using its seemingly infinite repertoire of secret wily roach powers to leap into your mouth or climb at the speed of light up onto your balls.
Well this would be reasonable if roaches actually were known to do that, but they aren't. It's perfectly reasonable to be afraid of actually agressive and dangerous insects, like hornets or even bees, but roaches can't even fly and they're very slow for an insect and pretty much never bite.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:05:41 PM No.214023513
>>214022801
/thread
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:06:21 PM No.214023531
>>214023484
There are other fears than pain you dumbass lowbrow basic level bitch.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:07:32 PM No.214023554 >>214023606
>>214022786 (OP)
Spiderman.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:08:05 PM No.214023566
>>214023484
It's an instinct though, it's like fainting at the sight of blood or being horrified by seeing a sliced open cut because your lizard brain is saying "damage, danger" too hard. I learned to stop being afraid of spiders when I finally overrode my instincts about them with conscious knowledge that 99% of them can barely hurt me, but even then I could literally feel my unconscious mind RESISTING the conscious, rational knowledge of "This one's bite literally cannot even penetrate my skin," it's like I had to force the latter to meld with the former through an act of will.

And I only really did it because I went on a date with an Iranian girl who let a spider crawl around on her hand and arm in the park and it got me to thinking.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:08:08 PM No.214023568 >>214023587 >>214023598 >>214023664 >>214023916
this site is unironically worse than reddit
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:09:03 PM No.214023587
>>214023568
Redditman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:09:24 PM No.214023598 >>214023672
>>214023568
go back to r*ddit, then
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:09:50 PM No.214023606 >>214023721 >>214025856 >>214037388
>>214022867
>>214023036
>>214023554
>haha I bet they haven't heard THAT one before
>I'm so clever and witty
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:10:04 PM No.214023616
>>214023484
The absolutely can fly and thats when I usually scream like a little girl (probably a bad idea to have my mouth open at that point). Also there's something just instinctually disturbing about the way they move. I still have trouble watching the end of Creepshow.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:12:36 PM No.214023664 >>214023716
>>214023568
This, so much this. Have my gold, good sir.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:13:13 PM No.214023672 >>214023700
>>214023598
if by "go back to r*ddit" you meant go and pump your mom full of my semen, then yeah, I will go back to r*ddit
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:14:44 PM No.214023700
>>214023672
Actually, it's the other way around. When i say "pump my mom full of my semen" I mean "go back to r*ddit".

Now pump my mom full of my semen.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:15:50 PM No.214023716
>>214023664
thanks kind stranger, I'm totally a notbeinggratefulman (get it, it's because I did the thing and said thank you in a quirky way lol).
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:16:11 PM No.214023721
>>214023606
Spider-Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:16:16 PM No.214023722
>>214022786 (OP)
Batman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:18:01 PM No.214023754
whiteman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:19:51 PM No.214023789
>>214022786 (OP)
unquenched-vengeance man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:23:21 PM No.214023868
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>>214022786 (OP)
Asteroid Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:25:11 PM No.214023907
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>>214022994
>caught a bolt of lightning
>cursed the day he let it go
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:25:13 PM No.214023908
>>214022989
Stevebuscemigettingfuckedintheassman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:25:28 PM No.214023911
humanman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:25:44 PM No.214023916
>>214023568
Well I like it
Except for the homos that post CP
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:26:21 PM No.214023925
>>214023268
Yeah I know but phobias are irrational. I just had a couple bad experiences with them as a kid.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:26:41 PM No.214023933
>>214022786 (OP)
Heightman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:26:44 PM No.214023935
Existence-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:27:01 PM No.214023942
>>214022786 (OP)
Relationshipman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:27:58 PM No.214023957 >>214024049
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WebM not supported
Ratman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:28:23 PM No.214023966 >>214024146
Pitbullman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:28:36 PM No.214023969
>>214022786 (OP)
black-faggot-buttrape-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:28:54 PM No.214023976
>>214022786 (OP)
Getting-pussy-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:31:51 PM No.214024032 >>214024242
>>214022786 (OP)
public-speaking-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:32:40 PM No.214024049 >>214024107 >>214024743 >>214036354
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WebM not supported
>>214023957
cheesed to meet you
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:33:39 PM No.214024064
>>214023019
>UsingAdvancedMan
Now this guy fucks
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:35:29 PM No.214024107 >>214024182
1737328468651253.jpg md5: 6fd082dc... 🔍
>>214024049
damn, what a pussy
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:36:15 PM No.214024120 >>214024289 >>214024317 >>214026688 >>214028220 >>214034645
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Aging Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:37:31 PM No.214024146
>>214023966
Billpullman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:39:18 PM No.214024171
Cellphoneman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:39:57 PM No.214024182 >>214024225
>>214024107
OHHHHHH I get it, it's because pussy refers to both a cat ANDDDD someone who is a coward.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA, that's hilarious anon THAT MADE ME LAUGHT OUT LOUD, you know like LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
OMG you just made my day, I can't thank you enough ANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANONANON wow you are seriously funni (I spelled it wrong on purpose because it's funni :P) but like, I'm not as funny as you haha
HAHAHAH
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:42:08 PM No.214024225
>>214024182
glad you had fun, anon :)
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:42:52 PM No.214024242 >>214024314
>>214024032
propranolol
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:44:39 PM No.214024276
>>214022786 (OP)
Girlsman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:45:23 PM No.214024289 >>214024317
>>214024120
come on baby let's go
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:46:22 PM No.214024314 >>214024834
>>214024242
speaking from experience?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:46:24 PM No.214024317
>>214024120
>>214024289
didn't work
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:47:36 PM No.214024337 >>214024362
>>214022786 (OP)
Jailman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:48:09 PM No.214024349
RAPEMAN
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:48:15 PM No.214024354
MyFutureMan
EternalHellfireMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:48:31 PM No.214024362
>>214024337
I'm gonna put you UNDER the prison
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:48:43 PM No.214024369
>>214022786 (OP)
fearman
everything fears me
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:49:11 PM No.214024386
Indian neighbours man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:49:16 PM No.214024390
>>214022786 (OP)
Stateman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:49:16 PM No.214024391
>>214022786 (OP)
Disappointing-my-father-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:49:26 PM No.214024397
>>214022786 (OP)
workman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:49:47 PM No.214024405
>>214022786 (OP)
Emptyman.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:50:50 PM No.214024434
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>>214022786 (OP)
Rejectionman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:51:28 PM No.214024446
87690-13317-stilt-man.jpg md5: 6b0fe661... 🔍
>>214022986
The same as Stilt-Man.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:54:56 PM No.214024530
Everythingman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:00:31 PM No.214024638
>>214022786 (OP)
No-One-Really-Likes-You-They-Are-Just-Putting-Up-With-You-Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:05:04 PM No.214024743 >>214036688
1639711703532.jpg md5: ea57b5b4... 🔍
>>214024049
it's crazy that something with confidence in the animal kingdom can scare away predators, it's like videos of geese scaring away people/animals but you also see a video of a horse breaking a goose neck in one swift kick
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:06:54 PM No.214024783
unemployment man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:07:38 PM No.214024801
Translady
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:07:43 PM No.214024802
BurnNonLocal Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:09:19 PM No.214024834
>>214024314
Yeah, it is wild.
Doesn't stop thoughts but dampens physiological stress response.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:10:56 PM No.214024870
>>214022786 (OP)
Same as my gaymer name "just the tip"
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:11:01 PM No.214024878
>>214023393
Thank you for your insight, RoachonBallsman.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:11:19 PM No.214024883
>>214022786 (OP)
Aneurism Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:12:32 PM No.214024911
>>214022786 (OP)
Ratman?
Snakeman?
I'm scared shitless of these 2. And bats too since they are basically rats with wings.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:13:25 PM No.214024925
>>214022786 (OP)
Niggerman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:15:06 PM No.214024962
Deepseaman
Fuck that place and everything in it
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:18:32 PM No.214025054
Mydrunkdadman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:19:36 PM No.214025079
>>214022801
bugman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:20:19 PM No.214025101
>>214022786 (OP)
I wish someone would do a practical batman mask with white eyes that emoted. Imagine how sick that would look. Badass even.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:20:31 PM No.214025107
>>214022786 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaPiiFZu2o
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:32:23 PM No.214025341
Im glad you kids liked the thread thank you
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:35:42 PM No.214025410
>>214022786 (OP)
Damn the white eyes look really good.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:36:40 PM No.214025432 >>214025447 >>214028853
>>214022851
And what's your superhero name?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:37:18 PM No.214025447
>>214025432
purplelinksman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:40:36 PM No.214025527 >>214025577 >>214025807
1754988689543631.png md5: 3a02b719... 🔍
>>214022786 (OP)
My superhero name would be Homophobe.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:42:48 PM No.214025577 >>214025807
>>214025527
Homoman?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:50:41 PM No.214025767
ColostomyBagman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:51:20 PM No.214025778
>>214022977
Lmao
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:52:36 PM No.214025807
>>214025527
>>214025577
*Homophobeman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:53:27 PM No.214025827
DogDooOnShoe-Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:54:27 PM No.214025848
2.png md5: 8f35d4ee... 🔍
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:54:40 PM No.214025856 >>214025939
>>214023119
>>214023606
>rather than contribute I'm just going to judge others and make them feel bad about themselves because I'm a fucking cunt
wew lad
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:54:55 PM No.214025862
BlackRockman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:57:13 PM No.214025916
>>214022786 (OP)
employmentman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:58:23 PM No.214025939
>>214025856
very womanly behaviour
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:58:56 PM No.214025953
Noalchoholinthehouseman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:59:33 PM No.214025966 >>214026066
Knifeman!
Seriously, fuck knives im less afraid of people playing with guns than i am if they had an open knife around me
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:01:57 PM No.214026025
TheConsequencesOfMassImmigrationman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:03:34 PM No.214026066 >>214026256
>>214025966
what about lasers
i member seeing a thread or a thread screencap, op had built like an insanely potent laser pointer/gun that could legit blind you in a second, i think about that sometimes, shit is scary
laserman also sounds cool
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:03:41 PM No.214026068
>>214023268
Cockroaches spread disease.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:03:45 PM No.214026071
>>214022786 (OP)
Rejectionman
Failureman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:03:47 PM No.214026072
>>214022786 (OP)
job-application-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:04:53 PM No.214026096
>>214023119
You're so cool. Where do I subscribe to your newsletter?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:05:45 PM No.214026115
womanmanman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:05:58 PM No.214026118
>>214023484
>but roaches can't even fly
Somebody has clearly never been to South Florida.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:10:00 PM No.214026214
9-to-5-until-65-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:11:01 PM No.214026245 >>214026338
DyingAloneMan
MuslimMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:11:36 PM No.214026256 >>214026314
>>214026066
Yeah i would not like that but at least i can close my eyes and be fine. I have an intense fear of being stabbed by someone close to me and it terrifies me even though i know how illogical it is
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:13:56 PM No.214026314 >>214026331
>>214026256
but you will have a cool scar and a story if you survive it, kind of cool
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:14:33 PM No.214026331
>>214026314
Im a bad story teller.
Storyteller-man.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:14:50 PM No.214026338 >>214026640
>>214026245
Youre afraid of illiterate goat fuckers?lmao
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:17:58 PM No.214026405
TheDeathsOfThoseILoveMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:19:32 PM No.214026443
SnakesAndKeepLivingLikeThisForeverAndGettingOld-Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:28:04 PM No.214026640 >>214026684
>>214026338
Yes that's why I'm afraid of them.

GettingFalselyAccusedOfSexualHarresmentMan
TeenagerMan
SocialMediaMan
SomeoneWhoKnowsMeGettingHoldOfMyBrowserHistoryMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:29:52 PM No.214026684 >>214026969
>>214026640
Just call yourself Mr. Autisitic lmao
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:29:59 PM No.214026688
>>214024120
pls
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk 8/26/2025, 7:32:01 PM No.214026743 >>214031812
>>214022786 (OP)
nothingwoman ;)
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:35:03 PM No.214026807
>>214022786 (OP)
Spiderman. uhhh.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:35:16 PM No.214026811 >>214026995
1692894536433384.gif md5: c3a07b1f... 🔍
noyousman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:38:29 PM No.214026868
>214026811
ahaha
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:39:15 PM No.214026887
Dyingaccomplishingnothingbutshitpostingontheinternetman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:39:28 PM No.214026888
Waking Up Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:40:43 PM No.214026913
>>214022786 (OP)
public toilet man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:40:52 PM No.214026918
>>214022910
Kek
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:42:57 PM No.214026969
>>214026684
Lucky for me I'm not AnonymousInsultsMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:44:27 PM No.214026995
>>214026811
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:48:43 PM No.214027085
ThisIsRealityMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:55:41 PM No.214027243 >>214027281
>>214022786 (OP)
Waspman.
I woke up once when I was a kid with three crawling over my face.
I already didn't like them before that happened.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:57:27 PM No.214027281
1741635772031371.jpg md5: d2cf3f84... 🔍
>>214027243
That's awful
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:58:07 PM No.214027300
>>214022815
I don't fear heights, I fear seeing other people near heights because it makes me feel like they're going to fall off and I'll have to watch them die. I was always climbing dangerous shit when I was a kid and it never really bothered me that much because it was me doing it.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:58:12 PM No.214027302
>>214022786 (OP)
Girlman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 7:58:58 PM No.214027325
Rapeman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:00:03 PM No.214027344
>>214022801
Low hanging fruit but also correct
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:01:09 PM No.214027360 >>214036774
>>214022786 (OP)
Loneman. My super power would be immortality and wasted potential. I'll watch everything and everyone I care about disappear, and then I'll never form proper attachments because of how often I lose what's dear to me, yet refuse to change myself for the better.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:05:40 PM No.214027463
Goingbaldman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:11:04 PM No.214027590
>>214022786 (OP)
niggerman

When Lovecraft calls, I answer
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:13:01 PM No.214027636
>>214022786 (OP)
Poorman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:35:56 PM No.214028189 >>214028217
IMG_9376.jpg md5: ba71785a... 🔍
>>214022786 (OP)
Party Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:36:38 PM No.214028210
>>214022786 (OP)
Caraccidentman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:36:57 PM No.214028217
>>214028189
ROCK A PARTY LIKE NOBODY CAAAN
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:37:12 PM No.214028220
1000088784.jpg md5: 1091fbeb... 🔍
>>214024120
Please
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:40:27 PM No.214028279
>>214023002
Kek.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:42:10 PM No.214028321 >>214036272
Batmanman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:42:13 PM No.214028322
>>214022805
Kek
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:42:38 PM No.214028338
>>214022786 (OP)
no he didn't.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:49:16 PM No.214028504
>>214022786 (OP)
Comingoutoftheclosetandbeingrejectedbymyfamilyandfriendsforbeingacocksuckingfaggot- man also known as Super OP
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:49:21 PM No.214028509
>>214022786 (OP)
Unexpected Snakeman
I was clearing out an old RV and moved some cushions off the pull out couch bed. A snake was cooked up and rattled at me. It wasn't actually a rattler which is common in that property but a snake that imitates the sound which I cannot recall. Bill snake maybe? Anyways it activated a deep fear and I instantly bolted.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:52:53 PM No.214028600
>>214022786 (OP)
..........spider...man????
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:55:42 PM No.214028663
Reallyhighupman.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:04:03 PM No.214028825
>>214022786 (OP)
Spiderman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:05:29 PM No.214028853
>>214025432
Bruce Willis man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:05:54 PM No.214028859
homoman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:06:01 PM No.214028861
>>214022786 (OP)
Womanman
>>214022801
based
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:06:55 PM No.214028878
Children's drag show-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:13:18 PM No.214029002
>>214022786 (OP)
Meaninglessexistenceman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:28:47 PM No.214029336
1663601569986027.jpg md5: fa14c9d0... 🔍
>job application man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:35:59 PM No.214029521
salaryman
t. neet
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:39:18 PM No.214029589
>>214022786 (OP)
Jobnessman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 10:04:26 PM No.214030164
>>214022786 (OP)
>>214022815
same, Upman.

>Billgirl
>Bogeywoman

what if our hero gets missunderstood just like spiderman, batman and superman, 'cause bills are both dollars and invoice, and bogey is darkness and to dance energetically to funky music? The population fears the other and unchecked power
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 10:15:24 PM No.214030404 >>214030915
dubsman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 10:35:45 PM No.214030915
>>214030404
more like 404man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 10:46:51 PM No.214031192
liminalspaceman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 10:57:08 PM No.214031443
>>214022786 (OP)
I would be Ocean Master
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 10:58:35 PM No.214031480 >>214031631
>>214022786 (OP)
I don't know but definitely not BBCman! ;)
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:02:17 PM No.214031579
>>214022786 (OP)
Vagina-Dentata-Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:03:22 PM No.214031605
RoswellGreyMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:04:12 PM No.214031627
>>214022831
:) due for a (You>
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:04:18 PM No.214031631
>>214031480
LilTimmyMan
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:05:14 PM No.214031657 >>214033106
>>214022786 (OP)
That suit would look sick in a properly lit movie
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:09:09 PM No.214031738
>>214022786 (OP)

59FPS-man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:10:03 PM No.214031753
Internet Outage Man
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:12:45 PM No.214031806
>>214022786 (OP)
I would share the name of HP Lovecraft's cat
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:13:02 PM No.214031812
>>214026743
What does nothingwo mean?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:15:23 PM No.214031857
>>214022786 (OP)
Niggerman
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:22:14 PM No.214032017
>>214022786 (OP)
#MeTooMan
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:10:33 AM No.214033106
>>214031657
It really is a better suit than most we've seen on screen so far.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:14:54 AM No.214033208
>>214022786 (OP)
Waspman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:16:14 AM No.214033245
>>214022786 (OP)
failureman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:17:12 AM No.214033269
Public Restroom man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:17:20 AM No.214033273
>>214022786 (OP)
PissraelMan
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:18:25 AM No.214033296
>>214022786 (OP)
InbredKikeMan
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:19:47 AM No.214033331
>>214022786 (OP)
OyVeyMan
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:20:42 AM No.214033355
Sunman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:23:19 AM No.214033413
>>214022786 (OP)
Jewman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:23:49 AM No.214033423
>>214022786 (OP)
MIGAMAN
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:25:16 AM No.214033463
>>214022786 (OP)
Fear-Itself-Man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:26:17 AM No.214033484
>>214022786 (OP)
Getting Old Man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:26:29 AM No.214033490
1742835871959.gif md5: 7b6c1e01... 🔍
Sobriety man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:26:34 AM No.214033493
>>214022850
Unappreciated but funny. Nice one anon
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:27:33 AM No.214033521
>>214022786 (OP)
Penis-Exposed-Man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:30:08 AM No.214033585 >>214033698
Somehowendingupinindiaman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:33:26 AM No.214033666
>>214022786 (OP)
Cockman
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk 8/27/2025, 12:34:48 AM No.214033698
>>214033585
kek
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:35:14 AM No.214033706
Kike Nigger Man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:35:15 AM No.214033707
peopleseeingmymicropenisman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:36:40 AM No.214033738
>>214022786 (OP)
candlejackma
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:38:11 AM No.214033776
>>214022786 (OP)
Asphyxiationman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:39:29 AM No.214033813
>>214022786 (OP)
LGBTQIA+niggers -man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:40:16 AM No.214033831
Meman because I'm afraid of mysefl.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:40:19 AM No.214033833
>>214022801
Kek
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:41:26 AM No.214033857
dykeman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:51:00 AM No.214034078
>>214022786 (OP)
Responsible man.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:17:22 AM No.214034645
>>214024120
I guess I'm one foot in
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:25:16 AM No.214034817
>>214022786 (OP)
My family finding out I'm a grown ass man Swiftie-Man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:26:21 AM No.214034845
>>214022786 (OP)
PaulAllenHavingBetterDigitsThanIMan
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:19:43 AM No.214035868
>>214022786 (OP)
Troonman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:24:16 AM No.214035962
>>214022786 (OP)
Spiderman
Buriedaliveman
Dyingaloneman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:29:49 AM No.214036110
>>214022828
Diehard man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:34:09 AM No.214036180
Miscegenationman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:38:37 AM No.214036272 >>214036504
1680019690729431.jpg md5: 69e1e0b8... 🔍
>>214028321
batmanmanman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:39:23 AM No.214036286
46aeaea67a0387f8b0b50b5f08449c25.jpg md5: 51060b7e... 🔍
>If you're going to be here, you'll need to start contributing to meetings, iContact.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:42:42 AM No.214036354
>>214024049
>grizzled veteran rat chad versus sheltered cat virgin
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:42:47 AM No.214036357
>>214022786 (OP)
Nothing Man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:43:34 AM No.214036373
>>214022786 (OP)
Broke man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:45:03 AM No.214036396
>>214022786 (OP)
Menopauseman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:49:20 AM No.214036461
Cirrhosisman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:50:24 AM No.214036480
>>214022786 (OP)
Vaginaman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:52:14 AM No.214036504 >>214036559
1755589816991322.png md5: ff2091f6... 🔍
>>214036272
Batmanmanmanman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:53:11 AM No.214036528
>>214022786 (OP)
aquaman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:54:55 AM No.214036559
1631090161543.gif md5: 9960ba55... 🔍
>>214036504
Batmanmanmanmanman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:58:07 AM No.214036629
1751847978639744.png md5: 64a5235c... 🔍
Dadman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:58:15 AM No.214036632
>>214022786 (OP)
Lonelyman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:00:26 AM No.214036688
>>214024743
People aren't necessarily afraid of geese or swans. They're afraid of the repercussions of accidentally harming one whilst defending themselves from the attacking bird. if you accidentally injure or kill or even appear to be intentionally disturbing them you can fall afoul (pun intended) of the Migratory Bird Act and get slapped with a federal felony. So they run away, which emboldens the birds because they lose their natural fear of humans due to no longer seeing them as threats.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:04:51 AM No.214036774
doctor-manhattan-700x480.jpg md5: 5d4a8406... 🔍
>>214027360
Boy, I've got the superhero for you.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:11:36 AM No.214036913
AccidentlySayingNiggerInPublicMan
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:12:37 AM No.214036933
>Not Passing Man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:12:58 AM No.214036938
eye contact man
workman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:14:22 AM No.214036973
Deadparentsman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:20:21 AM No.214037097
TimeMan
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:21:32 AM No.214037124
Fearman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:27:53 AM No.214037274
>>214023119
Getcalledoutforashittypostman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:28:00 AM No.214037277
>>214022786 (OP)
Ron Perlman-Man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:29:30 AM No.214037306
>>214022786 (OP)
the-inevitable-death-of-my-aging-parents-man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:31:40 AM No.214037345
HumanMan
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:33:56 AM No.214037388
>>214023606
thisposterbeingafaggot man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:39:23 AM No.214037494
>>214022786 (OP)
Kidneystoneman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:49:41 AM No.214037694
>>214022786 (OP)
Sharkman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:57:41 AM No.214037848
>>214022786 (OP)
intimacy-man
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 4:11:50 AM No.214038189
>>214023484
Do you have pet roaches? Wild roaches crawl and fly super fast.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 4:20:04 AM No.214038382
Failureman for sure.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 4:21:23 AM No.214038410
>>214022786 (OP)
Dyingbeforemyparentsman
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 4:36:30 AM No.214038799
>>214022786 (OP)
humantouch-man