Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:29:43 AM
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>>213715591
Shaolin Soccer obviously.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:34:03 AM
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>>213715727
>>213715474
Rewatched it last month, it is still kino
Any webms of women taking their tops off to celebrate?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:39:47 AM
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>>213715591
Haven't watched in years but we used to watch it a lot in high school.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:39:49 AM
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>>213715386 (OP)
Brie Larson chanting eyyyyyy putooooooooo whenever someone scores would be top kino
>>213715454
LAFC is soccer. You are stupid.
union > league
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:40:49 AM
No.213715743
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>>213715834
>>213715667
Yes, but I don't have 'em.
Unironically if you ask >>>/sp/ they'll dump them for you.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:40:57 AM
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>>213715813
>>213715386 (OP)
she does have the feet for soccer
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:41:58 AM
No.213715775
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the time the english coach chose only black player for the penalty shoout
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:42:08 AM
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>>213715386 (OP)
I will never understand people getting custom jerseys with their own name printed on it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:43:03 AM
No.213715794
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1. Shaolin Soccer
power gap
2. Mean Machine
3. Bend It Like Beckham
4. Greenstreet Hooligans
5. Goal
There's a few others worth checking out like Football Factory etc... but these 5 are footycore, definitely avoid that taika shit "next goal wins" or whatever its called. Absolutely awful
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:44:56 AM
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>>213715667
>>213715743
They also have dozens of ass jiggle shots, along with tummy. It's amazing how often women roll the ball up into their jersey to dry it off before a throw-in.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:44:57 AM
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>>213715549
jesus christ she literally loses all momentum as she turns
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:45:29 AM
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>>213715813
>mutt
We say soccer too, brownoid.
>t. Aussie
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:48:27 AM
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>>213715805
>sleeveless kits
looks like a bunch of faggots
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:51:50 AM
No.213715985
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https://vimeo.com/42613925
This is a clip from a short film called Wir Sind Dir Treu (We Are The Faithful) that is pure kino, couldn't track the full film down but only looked for like 10 minutes.
Maybe someone else can find it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:54:34 AM
No.213716047
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The second most embarrassing thing about soccer after the flopping is how utterly lacking it is in inspiring worthwhile output for film, art, etc. in proportion to its global reach. Truly the NPC sport.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:57:58 AM
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:33:17 AM
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>>213718293
>>213716022
I remember seeing a female world cup game between France and Italy. All the players were cute and feminine, some of them wore makeup, and there was a fight with some yellow cards. Honestly, all women's sports should be like this and viewership would be 10x
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:55:39 AM
No.213717678
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>>213718120
>>213715600
>>213715525
>>213715549
Why is fútbol so sexist? They need to change the rules to prevent this bigoted game from creating these scenarios
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:55:41 AM
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FOUR
FOUR
FACKING
TWO
>>213715805
The Mark is the worst thing about this sport and its introduction into gaelic football was a detriment. Hurling rapes both thoughever.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:14:50 AM
No.213718120
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>>213718338
>>213717678
Sepp Blatter wanted to do that but he was called sexist. So now women's football will have goalkeepers too short for their goals forever lol
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:23:44 AM
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>>213718120
You watched the webms, right? Women fucking suck. They could have made the goals 5 times as big and they'd have missed or gently passed it to the goalie
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:33:31 AM
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>>213721724
>>213715600
honestly this is not impressive at all given how fucking huge the soccer net is. if the net was like hockey i would be impressed
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:37:30 AM
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>>213715386 (OP)
Make a Wish is such a great organisation. Look at the smile on that little fella.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:39:31 AM
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>>213715544
I like how the top player in your sport is a chill laid-back autist. Stop trying to push him on our Doritos chips in America, though. And stop trying to make F1 a thing, too.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:47:08 AM
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>>213715694
these niggas are so gay it's unreal
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:48:08 AM
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>>213715525
women are so powerful bros...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:51:34 AM
No.213721724
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>>213721305
It's the curve you fucking mutt subhuman
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:00:23 AM
No.213721932
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>american handegg
>and we're back in the St Floyd Coca Cola Arena, just look at that, Tom, Ja'Quarius Williams III, 6'4" and 375lbs, the Arizona Oil Drillers new sensation
>the team is led by coach Mr. Harris, a Harvard MBA and former Exxon CFO
>time for a commercial break, folks, we'll be back in 45 minutes
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:26:25 AM
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>>213715549
She should have tried running behind and around the ball
