Thread 717979079

Is this really proper attire for a ninja?

Yes.

No, She's 16

>>717979151
Most 16 year olds IRL wear way less.

>>717979079 (OP)
Kino tummy

>>717979079 (OP)
I think ninjas are supposed to wear like body fishnets.

>>717979079 (OP)
Yes, kunoichi are trained in seduction to facilitate info gathering as pillow talk

she's a thief. A bad one. That needs a way to quickly get out of trouble when she fails.

>>717979079 (OP)
What, specifically, is wrong with her outfit?

>>717979243
It's not on my bedroom floor.

>>717979079 (OP)
Sure. Use the time the enemy is distracted to kill them.

>>717979079 (OP)
It will help her sneak the cum out of my balls

>>717979079 (OP)
What's improper is doing a remake where all the characters just look like robot actors in crummy costumes, instead of resembling the concept art.

>>717979079 (OP)
The only thing female ninjas do is seduce men so yes

>>717979079 (OP)
She hides materia in her pants which is why the front button is open.

>>717979626
Most of the twitterfags will be american but it is a twitter problem to care about fictional character ages.

>>717979626
Funniest part is that the people crying about age the most are covering for being actual pedophiles.

all my homies love yuffie

>>717979243
The lack of pubes.

Actually she's a Surf Ninja.

>>717979975
>be ninja
>get your bottoms stolen
back to kunoichi academy for remedial lessons

Yuffie turned me into a tummy chad
My gf has a similar build, but less muscular/fit. I am obsessed with her tummy

kunoichi? more like cunny itchy amirite

>>717979975
WOOD FROM THE HOOD

>>717980048
if she likes when you play with her navel, never let her go

>>717980181
She finds it cute when I obsess and kiss/lick it, but doesn't really care about it one way or another
Fine by me though

>>717979079 (OP)
No, she is over dressed.

>>717979079 (OP)
>ninjas dress like commoners to blend in
>she dresses like a common whore
yes

No it's quite impractical

>>717979626
I unironically do this. Look up the character's age, I mean. It's a gamble because it can go in the wrong direction, but it's so much hotter when you find a sexy character and she turns out to be canonically eleven or something like that.

>>717980884
Final Fantasy 7 x Taimanin

Peak bodytype, prove me wrong

>>717979079 (OP)
all ninjas dress like this [sluts]

>>717979151
Out of 10

I want Yuffie to use transform materia on me so I can be mini and live in her shorts

>>717979243
Apparently the half inch of skin being exposed by the unbuttoned shorts was enough of a problem that they had to pay someone to button them up and add a belt.

This weapon is completely impractical

>>717979734
My theory is those who freak out over teenagers are into actual children.

>>717981921
Kurenai

>>717979626
The best part is it is still legal to marry actual children in Murrica as well

>>717979079 (OP)
>distracts you with her erotic figure
>while you are oggling her she throws a kunai between your eyes
I don't know man seems like it would be really fucking effective if you ask me

Yuffie ball

>>717979079 (OP)
YES

yuf

>>717979079 (OP)
God bless Nagoo the GOAT!

>>717986189
shit cracks me up, a classic.

I'm not even a map and I found Yuffie to be the most likeable person in ff7 rebirth.

>>717982647
WHAT IDEA?

>>717983854
So it's like closeted fags and being obsessed with gays.

>>717986189
where's that pasta that transcribes everything the wolf is doing

>>717988554
i found it

>Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO F--K *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

>>717980181
if she's not ticklish when you play with her navel, she is not THE ONE

>>717980607
i never expected my chicken scratch shit to get saved by someone kek

I have never understood what the thing on her arm is meant to be. Looks awful.

>>717979934
This

>>717979151
Outa 16

>>717990612
Mmmm… sguschonka.

>>717979626
It always amuses me when a twitter artist draws the raunchiest porn like NTR or anal gape creampie with characters who have massiv tits or unrealistically plump asses but still feels the need to put "ALL DRAWINGS ARE ABOVE 18 AND FULLY CONSENTING" just to avoid pissing off Americans jerking off

>>717990790
>drawing porn of gaz, mabel, pacifica, gwen, and half the cast of the loud house
>ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE OVER 18
Always makes me laugh

>>717979079 (OP)
what are male ninjas supposed to wear?

>>717991107
I like this design, timeless classic.

>>717979975
Ba ba ba ba-barbra ann

>>717979079 (OP)
It’s sad that people don’t even want to give Rebirth an opportunity. Yuffie really stole the show.

>>717987734
She's an equal opportunity venture capitalist

>>717979079 (OP)
Yes for a whore larping as a ninja in a stupid game

>>717991705
not AGP but god i wish i looked like that

>>717991705
she needs a tongue bath

>>717991705
Sauce?

>>717979079 (OP)
Dogs. Horses. Underage boys.

>>717992512
That's Tifa.
Yuffie is for fat old men.

>>717992463
>yuffie_kisaragi video 3d
extremely tough to find

>>717991898
卵

>>717992607
I'm not that old.

Does anyone have those pics someone made where it's a 3d render of Yuffie getting pinned down by Shinra soldiers but they just give her a belt for her shorts and then thumbs up at the camera? I looked everywhere and couldn't find it :(

>>717992912
Jimbo here. Happy to deliver. I love this pic, lol.

>>717993192
Based Jimbo
thank you so much

>>717993338
Happy to help

>>717992698
何?

>>717991705
>sweaty fit tomboy tummy
UUUUUGGGGGHHHHH

>>717990790
This shit released in America without issue for decades prior to this. I don't know how much of this is just them. Everyone is becoming obsessed with policing attraction to teenagers in recent years. I think this is just the result of an increasingly hyper-infantalised culture obsessed with protecting da chillins right up until the second they hit 18 which is getting worse every single generation. Or it's women getting into gaming and being jealous that men are attracted to the most fertile women in the world in a completely harmless way

except for fags they can fuck and groom all the teenage boys they want for some reason

>>717979079 (OP)
I want to grab Yuffie's perky teen titties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL3M9HVz1tw

Sometime a slut is just a slut. Who are you to judge if she likes walking in crowded slums and let men and women touch her privates or lick her tongue? As long as she keeps her shoes for the one she really loves, it's just a girl having fun with other fun lovers.

>>717992665
That only narrows it down to a few thousand videos..

>>717994010
>most normal foot guy

>>717993837
>don't just stand there help me
like the rest of the bystanders there are allowed to just stand around?

>>717985540
>>717981921
was this game actually good

>>717993192
>shinra soldier: little girls shouldn't be wearing shorts so indecently

To think she actually walked around with her pants unbuttoned in FF7 remake DLC.

>>717994010
Based. Yufeets toes are only for me.

How mentally retarded does someone have to be to base their entire life around FF7? Or just square enix in general? It's one of the worst games I have ever played, it's just cutscenes and bad minigames and sephiroth flying around like a spooky ghost. Does this really deserve multiple threads every single day?

>>717979079 (OP)
She's more of a thief than a ninja. Bitch is always stealing muh Materia.

>>717996858
Kill yourself Troonimai.

>>717997113
I'm quite serious. Did FF7 really need a cinematic platforming section that was so poorly made retards are making tutorials on it to this day?
https://youtu.be/Sa27Y2j0kXE
The entire game is full of stuff like this. Its just literal hours of cutscenes with bad minigame palate cleansers, its like the very first AAA movie game. It's just an objectively bad game by every single metric. Someone praising a final fantasy game is an immediate indicator you can never take their opinion on games seriously. These games are pure ass for people with literal brainrot.

>>717997586
Okay lol

It helps her stealing little boys virginity, and big boys seeds

>>717997778
You're consuming shit straight from the toilet and you can never discuss why the game is good or should be played. This is a normalfaggot series, no different from the people buying yearly cawadooty iterations.

>>717995902
The very best

>>717994106
use the beach tag

>>717996858
I'm glad someone finally said it. These generals shouldn't be allowed.

>>717998003
You forgot your onimai pic attention whore.

>>717996858
Based.

>>717991471
Is the sign implying she doesn't have any STDs or that you will receive STDs free of charge?

>>717979626
I look up the character's age only because it's hotter if they are under 18

>>717991705

uuughhhhhh

>>717998643
Unironically yes. FF7 fans have the same energy as MCU stans now-clapping at cameos, debating power levels, and pretending anything with a Square logo is peak storytelling. You could replace Sephiroth with Morbius and they'd still call it kino.

Recommend me games with female ninjas /v/

>>717979079 (OP)

I prefer ninjas to wear concealing attire

>>717999323
This.

>>717999498
Tenchu.

>>717999498
Mahjong

>>717993192
Based Shinra troopers

>>717999636
That's just a taimanin

>>717996858
It's one brown neet that just spams over and over making the threads.

>>717996858
But this is no ordinary thread. It's Yuffie Yensday!

>>717991705
Yuffie abs...

>>717979626
True. America really should be more like the subhuman, 3rd-world wastelands full of retarded low-IQ psychopaths who rape, murder, and torture each other daily in record-high numbers! Couldn't think of a better group of lesser-human demons to get my morals and way of life from!

>>717991705
Literally perfect body.

>>718003790
>europe let in slightly more third worlders than america did (america still let in swathes of third worlders) which means i have to google how old all the sexy anime characters are

>>717999105
Don't be that guy, she's the one objective upgrade.

>>717979079 (OP)
having so much exposed skin makes sense in a warmer climate, HOWEVER, the sweater top would retain so much heat in said climate. while the rest of her body would feel fine, her chest would be very, very warm, causing her chest and upper back to sweat profusely. just thinking about how hot and sweaty her skin must be under that makes me want to rip off her top to allow a breeze to cool off her sweaty skin. it is hard for me to think about her poor breasts suffering under such a warm top, suffocating and sticky with sweat. if ripping off her top also releases the smell that is trapped under there, then so be it! the feminine (and perhaps milky) body odor that would waft through the air is a small price to pay for freeing her trapped, boiling breasts!

>>717979626
I can understand if a character literally looks like a child like 4'5 fuckin flat chest it makes sense to exercise caution there but I only knew that Yuffie is technically a minor because people said she was, she is a 3d render that looks more like an adult than most real world adults

Is this the proper amount of anal hair for a ninja?

>>717991705
Jesus fucking Christ
How can real women even compete

>>717990790
Emblematic of the state of affairs the West is in
>Leave the children alone!
>But we'll show them graphic pornography in schools and tell them that cutting your cock off is good and normal
>You can't fap to that character, she's ACKSHUALLY 16 despite looking like she's 20!
>But we'll increasingly normalize sexual attraction to animals and towards obese and grotesque freaks

>>717979934
This

why is she so boring in these 3d vids? she should be hype as fuck not staring like shes a puppet

>>717979079 (OP)
Is there a mod for rebirth where it unzips her shorts?

>>717997586
Name one good game

>>718003790
You are literally describing the American South

>>718007632
Resident Evil 4

>>718007406
3D is really hard to not make soulless

>>717979079 (OP)
You know since they went out of their way to modify the outfits for Remake, I wish they added suspenders to Yuffie's outfit.

>>717979175
Every summer I'm reminded of this. The disconnect between how teenagers are depicted and how they actually are is the most ridiculous gaslight.

>>718007632
Umihara Kawase Shun

>>717991705
Now that the dust settled, I'm embarrassed how fans drooled over the padded, safe swimsuit scenes in Rebirth, but If they literally had this shot in the game, it would be an entirely different matter.

>>717991705
need more vids like this

I love Asians

>>718008761
the state of modern japanese games and zoomers starved of erotica

>>718012397
i love video game music

>>718007578
There is a model swap mod that uses Intergrade Yuffie instead of Rebirth Yuffie. So yes.

>>718008761
If you expected something like that in the game you are retarded

>>718014009
That's why it would be a "different matter" congrats.

are the yuffie fans being unironic?

she is one of the most annoying characters in gaming history. a true quirk chungus

>>718014724
Square has a knack for making the most annoying characters the hottest ones

>>717991705
How the actual fuck do Tifa and aerith fags still exist, no shade to them really, they are great but man they get mogged

>>718014724
She’s bratty. And there are definitely guys who want to fuck the brat.

>>718014724
No I like spunky Asians

>>718014724
She is carried hard by the power of ninja tummy with unbuttoned shorts.

>>717979192
People don't realize that's supposed to be visual shorthand for chainmail, which sneaky people would have sewn under their clothing.

>>718014724
shitkskins don't play games they just goon with other men in discord calls over characters they know nothing about

Why is everybody asian in the VII Extended Universe? Nobody was asian in the OG. Except this nigga, maybe.

>>718014724
You're young and stupid. You think the alienfaces with the mommy complex will fill the void in your life.

>>718015564
I don't like scarlet though. I understand the appeal of tifa and aerith but the yuffie enjoyers really confuse me. I wanted to like her character but she was legit annoying in rebirth. Maybe part 3 can make her better and I might come around

>>717979626
>browse kiwifarms to laugh at lolcow shit
>keep seeing moralfaggots on crusades about someone liking a character
>UMMM DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SEXY GIRL IS ACTUALLY 17 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!!
>vast majority of users are burgers
Shocking how accurate this is

>>718015396
I love ff7

What does the Lifestream even do?

>>718016232
It's like oil but people's souls

>>718016343
So what's the big deal with drilling it? Seems like a pretty sustainable model. As long as people keep fucking.

>>718016232
Shup up skeetman

>>718015225
And short hair. can't forget short tomboy hair

>>718016871
Literally who?

I love her so much

bros... i think im converting to the yuffie faction, do you guys think the third game will give a special ending to the girl you choose or they will ignore everything and give you tifa ending again?

>>718016629
The planet is dying and the lifestream is also the lifeblood of the planet

>>718016232
it allows the writers to include poggers hype moments with dead characters

>>718016991
Rollin

>>717980181
>materia inside belly button
this makes me unconfortable
like a tree growing over something stuck in it

>>718016991
2 is cutest

how did you guys pronounce it: you-fee or yuff-ee

>>718017774
The Y is silent, so it's oof-ee

>>718017774
yuffle because fuck you

>>718017774
I always knew how to pronounce it correctly. She vocally says it in the very first video game she is featured in.

>>718017139
The planet is dying regardless, according to Bugenhagen, which means the Lifestream is not actually a creator of life. Just a recycler of what otherwise occurs naturally.
Is it useful to that extent? Maybe. Kind of depends on how you view the otherwise pointless naturally-occurring mako pools and materia which cause cancer and mutations to local fauna. What about Cosmo Canyon anyway? Drilling for mako is the excuse for why the Midgar Wastelands exist. What's the Lifestream's excuse for areas like the aforementioned, or the Northern Crater?
Kinda seems like this weird metaphysical green goop is more of a parasite than anything.

>>717998923
depends on if you are the first customer and what you do or dont have.

>>718018141
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oh no! Yuffie has been captured!

>>718018091
>What's the Lifestream's excuse for areas like the aforementioned, or the Northern Crater?

Mako is concentrated at the crater because jenove make a big hole there and it's trying to heal itself like a scab

>>718018275
an elderly woman looking at a young women is one of the more evilest looks ever

>>718017257
Materia can change size to fit weapons already so why not belly buttons. She'll be ok anon

>>718018541
...for 2,000 years? Has it made any progress? Also I really don't think mako is concenrated there at all. During the ending you see that shit come from everywhere, under the command of a Mary Sue of course, because again; what the fuck does the Lifestream even do? Other than constantly fuck up.
>Hmm, that Jenova sure was a big threat, let me go ahead and create a bunch of kaiju to go autonomously react to any nuclear threat going forward
>>A Few Moments Later
>Ah yes, somebody is accessing me to program a materia so that they can... cause a giant materia to be pulled into the planet's orbit and obliterate the celestial body and all life on it? Sounds good!
Real convincing stuff.

Why does vee suddenly like Yuffie now?

>>718020960
years ago there was open love for tifa
but we grew up
started liking flat and fit

>>717993192
You are once again proving yourself to be the best poster in FF threads. Keep it up, brother.

Just once I want to see one of those celebs like Robert Pattinson get asked "Aerith or Tifa" and they answer Yuffie instead

>>718021468
>aerith's fw

>>718020960
i think shes cool in the kingdom heart series. dont care for her in the remake

>>718017541
I made this

What should I draw Yuffie

>>718022247
the_pose smile

>>718015849
>cropping yuffie out
the fuck is wrong with you

>>718022247
draw her doing a dash with her shuriken

>>718022371
What is that

>>718022247
Yuffie with a ring on her finger, happy with a daughter

>>718022551
Yuffiefags may not be normal by any stretch of the imagination but the average Aerith vs. Tifa thread seems incomprehensible, the mental illness in those threads is off the charts and I don't know why

>>718021038
Yuffie isn't even flat. She has bigger tits than Aerith.

>>718022762
Indians like rebirth

>>718022718
this type of pose

>>718019463
>what the fuck does the Lifestream even do
whatever the writer needs it to do

>>718022810
She wears a tightly fitting cropped sweater while Aerith wears a dress
Granted I like that she's a pettanko rather than completely flat, being more mature than she lets on is both part of her appeal and character

>>718022810
im quoting fanart btw

>>718023092
pettanko means completely flat

>>718022668
>>718022371
>>718022743
Hmmmm

>>718023092
PUT A BRA ON YOU FUCKING SLUT

>>718023339
who ever could pull my tongue out would be crowned king arthur

Tifa and Aerith might be hot, but Yuffie is the most kissable FFVII girl and that is indisputable.

>>717991705
I want put my hand on her tummy and run my fingers along the contours of her abs
haha

>loved remake
>replayed it a few times
>have a hard save farming AP in shinras basement just for whenever i want to grind just to grind
>rebirth was annoyingly hard to get through
>all the minigames that required youtube
>the asinine half and half of the resort
>the shit retarded design of the jungle
>shinra manor broke me, had to turn it on easy halfway through and again for the fight after you leave the manor
>got serious burnout after shinra manor
>have not touched rebirth since may according to steam

>>718025528
>those proportions

>>717986621
Same. I loved that she repeatedly shit on planetology in Cosmo Canyon while everyone else was in love with it. I would have been pissed without her.

>>718003790
And meanwhile, in reality, Americaniggers are shooting each other in schools and at the mall every day while Japan, the pedo country, is among the safest countries in the world.

>>718006475
Nah, she does look 16. And that's great.

>>718017024
>i think im converting to the yuffie faction
Many such cases. Happy!

Well I have to go but here’s a floating head sorry bros

i normally really enjoy these threads but its starting to make me sad knowing that i will never have this

Fun fact: There is a point in Rebirth when you're split into two groups (Cloud, Aerith, Red, and Yuffie, Tifa, Barret) and it tells you to "Contact Yuffie and the others". Yuffie is the main character and everyone else is refuse.

>>718026689
rough but cute

>>718026883
Since Vincent got cucked out of his own intergrade she's the only non-Cloud FF7 character with her own game(technically)

>>718023948
So fucking hot
Think my thinkpad could run this?

>>717979079 (OP)
I want to go home
and edge

>>718027137
If it supports DirectX 12 Ultimate, sure.

>>717979079 (OP)
This Yuffie is better

>>718016991
impossible, she will get sick and throw up

I’m about to play rebirth for nude Yuffie

>>717979079 (OP)
It's proper attire to ride my dick

>>718022247
Fuck I dunno, use any of the following ideas:
>Yuffie cosplaying as other azn vidya girls
>Yuffie in kawaii power armor
>Jedi Yuffie
>Yuffie wearing Cloud/Vincent's clothes after a night of sex

>>717979079 (OP)
Yes
Kunoichis using sexappeal as weapon is a fact

>>718028674
Most kunoichis seduce men with their breasts or legs though. I want to see more seducing men with their tummies like Yuffie

>>718028554
Last one sounds hot but too difficult for me to take on right now you might see it one day though ;)

>>718023439
This would be perfect if her bush were peaking out

>>718028989
https://files.catbox.moe/r86cjm.mp4

>>718016114
lolcow watching stopped being about lulz and it's just another venue for moral crusading now

>>717979079 (OP)
I came to a great animation of her a few hours ago by nagoonimation, really great stuff. I've never played a single final fantasy, I don't even remember her name.

>>717979079 (OP)
Some female ninjas would lure men into having sex and then stab them with poison coated needles when they were undressed and helpless.

>>718028791
she uses her innocent looks

>>717979079 (OP)
I mean, if a girl who looked like that asked me for government secrets I'd probably just hand them over.

>>717979079 (OP)
pits

>>718029459
>armpit
In this hypothetical is she upside down cupping all the sperm inside her armpit? Otherwise "taking it all" would be arbitrary since you'd just be splurting wherever while against her armpit.

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>718022762
Please don't say anything bad about shippers, I'm not okay with that

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>718029948
my mind is trying to interpret the lines as two separate mouths overlapping each other

>>717991705
I prefer her canonical body type.

>>717979626
16 is legal in Australia

>>718029948
The grin of shit-eating

Whatever happened to that unbuttoned shorts mod from a while back?

>>718030017
>>718016991
her cute little teeth fills my mind with rape thoughts

>>718029906
It's safe to assume that it would be like that video of the guy pouring milk into the 3d female's pit cavity and then putting cereal in it.

I’m so horny I could cry

>>718030083
It's legal in most of America too, but Americans are retards who don't know their own laws. Blame commiefornian soys and dumbfuck cuckservashits.

>>718006475
also while all this goes on, the elites will traffick kids and fuck them

>>718029459
>no navel in that list
ONE JOB

>>718030872
Commiefornia is one of the few states that don't give a fuck about loli media retard. Every ""based"" red state doesn't allow it.

>>718022778
it's odd, this is one of the hottest images here even though it looks like a basic in-engine render with poor lighting. I don't even know why it's so good but goddamn.

>>718031040
>someone saved my sloppa
nice

>>718031307
You clearly didn't read the whole post, which also calls out cuntservatards.

>>718030162
What do you mean? It's still here: https://www.nexusmods.com/finalfantasy7rebirth/mods/402

>>718016991
My waifu

>>718030872
It’s all zoomers

>>718031398
Is this real

>>718031967
No

>>718030162
i just got rid of the shorts.

>>718032189
link?

>>717979079 (OP)
sex

>>717979626
>UK on the left
lmao

Crucifying Yuffie for stealing my materia

>>718031905
No it isn't. Why do people say this? It started with boomers and was passed down through Gen X and millennial normalfags. Zoomers may have been when this cancer finally metastasized into something that's going to kill humanity, but they didn't invent this shit. Even 20 years ago guys would get shit on and threatened with legal action for fucking 16 year olds at 20. The only people who actually seem to understand this is bullshit are a subgroup of millennials, the kind who were posting here in the 2000s before election tourists, and the kind that millennial normalfags have been fucking with our whole lives.

>>718032341
komono
posts
search
yuffie rebirth

now, you have to sift through the porn to find it but thats all im doing for ya. also ignore the chubby yuffie mod for the love of all that is holy materia because we dont need that meteor dropped on every thread

>>718032717
Yeah anon I'm sure it's because she stole your materia

>>718032876
I like how everyone thought the same thing, they must've done this on purpose.

>>718032876
>>718032908
Sora became a man at this very moment

>>718032732
It’s zoomers

>>718032732
since its ok to openly hate pedos you can apply it to anything. its not about being serious on the matter its about getting the most attention for it.

are you now just realizing that "dude shes 17 years and 364 days old" tier posts get the most replies on all platforms? including 4chan?

its zoomers wanting the attention it brings, not actually having a heart behind it

>>718033402
>>718031040
>>718028791
>>718025528
>>718025058
>>718024732
>>718023948
god damnit i love it when people nail just the right amount of muscle tone on yuffie

>>718032831
You crucify thieves

>>718033486
It wouldn't bring attention if the cucked social conditions didn't already exist prior to zoomers.

>>718033086
The PS2 era was so soulful

>>718033680
in addition to the other post, they always come swift in being in one of the first 10 posts

>>718015169
so we can blame FF7 for western writers having THAT Asian girl every time?

>>718033486
I asked a girl out on a date and she turned me down by saying she was only 19. I’m 24.

>>718016991
roll

>>718033935
This is my favorite Yuffie artist, you can feel his love and lust and worship for Yuffie in every stroke and so can I

>>718034183
Artist name? I have some master studies to do

>>718034389
@XenoXss

>>717991287
the Game Gear as a major plot device makes this one of the best vidya movies ever

>>718003790
Roused up all the thirdies award.

>>718016991
lego

>>718034793
Thanks

>>718027053
Did you forget Vincent already had his own game...?

>>717979079 (OP)
Imagine Red thrusting into her.

>>718034039
desu girls make that excuse if they don't find you attractive. It's not really any different from how a religious girl will say she can't date somebody of a different religion. Unless the guy's hot of course, in which case she'll be sucking his dick in minutes. Women make rules for betas and break them for alphas.

>>718035219
based?

>>718035204
...Yes. I did

>>718008632
Especially here in Cali, ass cheeks literally hanging out.

>>717999636
I'm still sad at how this absolute semen demon was ruined for me
>Jack off to Taki a ton when I was a teen
>The hottest soul cal girl next to Ivy and Hilde
>One day get an invite to a family gathering
>Meet one of my older cousins
>Notice something very off about her appearance
>Later realize that she looks exactly like Taki
>Everytime I try to jerk it to Taki I see my cousin and it instantly BTFOs me out of the mood

>>717979151
She has also existed for 28 years now, which is legal in my book

respectable lady ninjas conceal themselves

>>718035568
>bright yellow hair

>>718035317
Guess I’m ugly

>>718035052
>you're a thirdie if you point out the irrefutable fact that my amerikike shithole is actually an even worse shithole than these supposedly third-world countries

>>718035787
you're a thirdie if you use a Yuffie thread to argue about geopolitics you psycho

>>717991705
it really is quite amazing how something like this that relies solely on implication can be far more enticing than overt nudity or sexuality

>>718035568
Bushido Blade 3 when?

>>718035831
It's very unfortunate, but it can't be helped. Normalfag Jew golems want to take away cute azn teen waifus from us. They already largely succeeded in robbing non-normalfag millennial men of teen pussy once and now that a lot of us have built ourselves into skilled men with money who should be looking to settle down with a teen wife, they want to do it again. Westoids are demonic scum, simple as.

>>717979079 (OP)
I reported her to ICE.gov and now she's deported.

I did my part

>>717991705
shieeetttttttt

>>718035865
so 3 strips of cloth is... just something new and you are burnt out on the things you listed?

>>717991705
>Hey cutie...

>>718023948
where can one get the mod?

Why is Yuffie so hot?

>>718036019
Can’t even have anime girls anymore

>>718036193
She's 16.

>>718036193
young
fit
fun to play
fun to be around
i fucking love using her ingame. i dunno when i loved DoT as a game mechanic or tons of little damage coming at you fast like a mini sentry engineer with a pistol or yuffie using a double and ranged attacks just racking up the numbers

>>718035568
>25

>>718036343
>gave her the spellsword/elemental enchantment system as part of her base kit
They really did want her to be the most fun character

>>718035880
Hopefully fucking never. Don't monkey paw wish that shit.

>https://files.catbox.moe/35ress.webm
Me every single day if I had a Yuffie gf

>>718036226
Death to the United States of Shinra! The great nation of Wutai will triumph over your cultureless corporate state of trannies and large-nosed men! We'll get help from the Al Bhed and their jihadists to defeat you!

>>718036105
i know English isn't your first language so i'll forgive you for not comprehending what i wrote

>>717979151
The age of consent is 16 in almost all the world except a few USA states (and well, you know, the places where it's even lower)

>>718036642
im sorry you had some realization that you are just a porn addict and thinking 3 little pieces of cloth was somehow different
happened to me too. dont fight it. its just human nature to lose some libido at 10 year intervals starting at 20

>>718036635
UOOOOHHHH GEOMETRIC YUFFIE VAGINA BONES

>>718036505
Yeah, it's like wishing for another Chrono game at this point. Just let it go. Modern Squeenix is never going to be what Squaresoft was. It's a miracle that they got Yuffie right in the remakes because they fucked up so many other things.

>>717979079 (OP)
playing rebirth now, easily the strongest/easiest to play character vs anything with elemental weaknesses she generates ATB like x4 times faster than anyone else (with doppleganger+elemental ninjitsu) and spamming shooting star from far away while aerith has synergy+comet nukes everything

>>718034793
He has an entire fucking character sheet for her let’s goooo

This thread has destroyed my dick

>>718036597
I'm on day 14 SR if that matters.

>>718036597
lust fades faster than love, anon.
you can prove this by getting a custom sexdoll of yuffie

>>718038120
Tifa may have been jerked to by 90% of everyone on earth but when Yuffie hits someone just right, she will drain 100s of gallons of cum from them over their lifetime

>>718038275
its just the hair
it needs to be just a tad longer

>>717990612
pretty weak moneyshot desu
needs to drink more water

>>718038275
Very true. Tifa was an obvious fap but when I learned about Yuffie and met her in the game, I was never the same

>>718038401
Yuffie's hair is the PERFECT length

>>718017541
Somebody should make a version of this using the Rebirth model.

>>718038472
Fuck off faggot

Ruined my nofap streak

>>718017541
>demoflats 54
>rebooblicans 0
tifa in shambles

>>718038275
This. The intensity and quality of the orgasms Yuffie can give is also vastly superior. Other girls just can't compare. When I give Yuffie my jizz, it's so powerful that my muscles ache afterward, but it feels so good, and not just physically. I feel satisfied on a spiritual level in a way that almost no other girl can accomplish.

Where can i fond Yuffs mods for renake 1 and 2?

>>718038768
How did any other party besides the Greens get any votes? Must have been cheating.

>>718017541
>>718022078
How have you not fixed this since last time? It needs to be red Aerith vs blue Tifa.

>>717979626
If I ever make a vidjagame, I will make the sexiest motherfucker, like midna levels of sexy, and then make her canonical age like two or three despite her being capable of speech and normal adult tasks, just to show these moralfags that it's fiction and I can write any number I want there

>>718039580
I made it once and I was happy with it. I like it how it is

>>718039580
If you want another version of this, just git gud at photoshop and make it yourself.

>>718017024
It will be like FFX where you will get some special interactions with whoever has the highest relationship points, only for it to not matter so the boring bland doormat "canon" girl can take over regardless.

>>718036597
>>717991705
At least post all of it you faggots
https://mega.nz/file/orRmwDLK#KL13zkGBrxSRCJyXZE1sS_MnrXF7-5x4QuE9VCgPzOU
Here, straight from the source

>>718039580
Not your personal image editor

>>718039939
thank you!

>>718039968
That's right. You're everyone's you little bitch. Get to it.

>>718032189
Tastefuly lewd outfits where? Plain nudity is boring as shit

>>718032189
Barret: So uhh... what d'ya think spiky?
Cloud: I'm game.

>>718039939
>No Male
Um, whose dick is that then?

>>718040106
Confident nudity is hot

Rough, raw, hardcore sex with Yuffie!

>>718040106
hell if i know
i too like that idea for bethesda games but for these indie games that dont have a long shelflife its hard to find highly specific mods like that

>>718040325
It doesn't matter when the characters don't react to it. It just looks out of place.

Tender loving creampie babymaking handholding sex with Yuffie with the entire garrison.

>>717995902
tenchu but better

>>718040404
I’m reacting to it

>>718040404
Request Yuffie being confidently naked and people reacting to it. Drawfags plz make me happy

>>718040639
How should they be reacting?

>>717979079 (OP)
Kunoichis need to dress like this to attract male enemies

>>718040106
These ones look cute but it's hard to do much better than her base outfit already
https://www.nexusmods.com/finalfantasy7rebirth/mods/534
https://www.nexusmods.com/finalfantasy7rebirth/mods/607
https://www.nexusmods.com/finalfantasy7rebirth/mods/1009
https://www.nexusmods.com/finalfantasy7rebirth/mods/1052

All I want is a mod that makes her navel a bit less shallow

>>718040727
Shock but aeris is into it. Not that guy

Why can't it be me getting sucked and fucked by Yuffie in that train car WHYYYYYY???

>>718035471
>>Later realize that she looks exactly like Taki
pics or youre lying

>>718035471
the chance for a first generation of inbred children having defects are very very small
does that help?

>>718036597
>>718040956
>the pirate outfit counts as adult content

lol what

>>717991705
really wish this faggot would stop getting distracted and sidetracked and finish his newest yuffie video

I mean it's hard to complain when he's making some of the literal best blender porn in the scene, but jesus fucking christ man, focus

>>717993624
>Everyone is becoming obsessed with policing attraction to teenagers in recent years.
It's feminists in their 30s who wasted their best years for finding a good husband that are now trying to remove the biggest competition from the dating pool - women under 25. They do this be gaslighting people believing you're a pedo for wanting to fuck an 18yr old. It's somehow working on Americans.

Obviously this is fucking stupid. Women are physically fully grown at 16-17 and that's just the reality of humans.

>>718040749
Sex with Kasumi

>>718006475
>You can't fap to that character, she's ACKSHUALLY 16 despite looking like she's 20!
I work with a lot of pretty young servers and I legitimately can't tell the physical difference between those that are 16 and those that are 21. But so many women binge drink and get fat asf that they think that's what "mature" women look like

>>718041656
Americans are the dumbest fucks who ever existed. They're truly the best goyim. It would be funny if they weren't trying to force this Jewish agecuck bullshit on the entire world.

>>718041831
This isn't actually normal, you know. Zoomers have aged abnormally fast for some reason.

>>718016232
I think it's the blood of the planet but also heaven

Was this really necessary?

>>718042902
too much clothing, i agree

>>718016991
rollan for dubs

>>718017390
yuffie I can only look at with lustful eyes

>>718016991
Rolling

>>717991705
It's been like a day and this is still seared into my mind

Do we love Yuffie because we're addicted to cuteness like they say?

>>718042618
>Zoomers have aged abnormally fast for some reason.
And many of the males are low T to the point of looking like girls. Coincidentally...almost like no major government is properly filtering estrogen from our water supply

>>718044078
>And many of the males are low T to the point of looking like girls.
Ah yes we SHOULD be talking about the sissification of men through demonization of what it means to be a man and destruction of their hobbies and spac-
>estrogen from our water supply
Ah fuck it's a schizo post..

>>718044234
>He's unaware

>>718016991
Come on no whammies

>>718044234
It’s all of the above retard

>>718044297
Making up boogeymen for real and serious issues when the solution smacked you square in the face is why we have most of the world's problems. It's why Wall Street could so easily convince you all the world's problems stem from niggers, not rich people

>>717979079 (OP)
Yuffie sounds like the sound a queef makes.

>>718044375
It can be both, retard

>>718044375
>He genuinely doesn't know

>my face when I made a beeline to getting her in rebirth without any side bullshit
>takes like 7 chapters
>finally get her
>raise her affection to max doing all her stupid bullshit and being a dick to everyone else
>go on date
>get on skywheel
>mybodyisreggie.png
>kisses Cloud on the cheek
>not a real kiss
I was disappointed to say the least but at least she made the game easy. Jenova went down like a sack of potatoes. Fucked up not giving Aerith materia for Sephiroth though. Shit was annoying but still won.

>>718045115
I'm impressed that you got the Yuffie date on your first playthrough.

>>718045115
>spoilers
probably the cheekiest thing the devs did to fuck players who knew and always strip her before she leaves in the OG

>>718039939
Nice, who is this artist? Gonna need more of this quality

>>718045359
I think you get her materia back in the OG but you lose her other equipment

>>717989681
based

>>718016991
A D U L T S T U F F
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>>718013764
Based

>>718045358
I made sure to go out of my way to do it if im being honest, lol. I knew there'd be some hoops to jump through. It was also a carrot for getting me through the slow parts of the game.
>>718045359
Yeah, I wasn't entirely surprised but figured she'd have something like Zack if she came in by that point. To make it more annoying, I paused it hear the beginning of one winged angel and when I restarted the fight I picked the wrong fucking option and started back from the first sephiroth fight. Fuck those poorly worded restart options.

>>718045698
BEHEAD ALL LOCALISERS

>>718045435
https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/35150295
Nagoonimation, honestly this one is one of his worst pieces in my opinion and it's still better than most slop out there

>>718045698
>It was also a carrot for getting me through the slow parts of the game
I think she was the best character in Rebirth by a pretty large margin.

>>718045763
Original
>KAWAII!
Localization to english
>Oh my god, that's so freaking cute! Wow gosh, amazing!

>>718014724
She has the best party dialogue in the original game actually. She almost always has something more interesting and specific to say than any other character when you keep her around.

>>718016991
fuark

>>718045763
This. They could've just labeled the fights based on who you're fighting, but that'd make too much sense.
>>718045771
Without a doubt. I saw it coming considering she had her own DLC and the effort they actually put into it. She makes it feel more like the original with her goofiness. I'm sure they're going to make wutai a huge part of 3, especially considering the "Lodbrok" stuff. Plus, it seems intentional they made her the best "2nd" character after Cloud, but she can easily be better than him.

Based Yuffie Thread I’ll bless it with her cute dance scene

>>717987734
>Free Materia Van

FUCKING KEKKKK

>>717998923
you leveld up at least one heal materia, right?

>>717979079 (OP)
Sleeveless turtleneck is the best option for kunoichi/ female rogues.
I'm not convinced by the unbuttoned shorts

>>717979626
>uk
it aged like milk bruh

>>717993431
Cloud looking like Johnny Bravo here

>>718046279
She's a ninja, anon. Chances are she'd curse your dick and it'd be permanently limp if you didn't last long enough.

>>718046380
that sounds terrible for someone trying to supply wutai with enough materia to be a superpower again
and repeat business

Yuffie wearing her moogle cape, completely nude underneath, with a thick Wutainese bush.

Yuffie in her beach wear, but without the swimsuit bottoms, butt and bush exposed.

>>718016114
KF (and Null) has gotten increasingly insufferable and moralfaggy and it's all due the increased fat female userbase.
I remember once seeing a thread where the users called a guy a pedophile because he once retweeted art from an anime that features a loli.
Shit, they were calling Boogie a pedo for dating "a literal child" (a 20 year old woman)

>>718045948
She has the best reaction to aeriths death

>>718047063
This was literally always what lolcow culture was about, though. Lolcow culture is basically just cancel culture before the term cancel culture existed. Lolcow milkers were mostly feds and le ebin anonymoose leejun was a deniable fed asset often used to go after hebe/ephebe loving men. Unfortunately back then, most didn't realize that roasties trying to rig the sexual marketplace in their favor were the ultimate reason for this. How much suffering and evil might have been prevented if people had known this sooner?

>>718047589
I dunno man, I SotN see how laughing at MovieBob being retarded ahs to do with old women seething at younger ones being hotter

>>718047828
There's a big difference between laughing at MovieBlob's retardation and ruining men's lives for not being cucks to Jewish age of consent laws. Most of the guys they went after were 18-25, btw. And this isn't some zoomer thing, this was back during the row row fight da power days.

>>718016991
wew

>>718014852
Rikku wasn't annoying in X and only slightly annoying in X-2. Just look at her and listen to the sound of blood rushing to your penis rather than what she's saying.

>>718048730
Yep, it's thanks to her I love lithe and slender short black hair girls