OFFICIAL Spain vs Switzerland MATCH THREAD
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>>149830188
Does Switzerland even have a chance today?
I wish to SINCERELY apologize for my disrespectful behaviour yesterday and the rude comments I made about England and the brave and ingenious people who dwell there.
>>149836074They gotta have. A tournament nearly always has at least one really big upset and so far we haven't had that.
Also, the Swiss has the last scandinavian player still in the tournament.
>>149834665 (OP)she doens't look very swiss
>>149840807But she is and we love her.
>>149840807The Swiss don't exist. It's a country made up of a mix of people who fled there because of its neutrality, as well as people from nearby northern Italy and southern Germany, Austria, and France.
>>149840955And you are catholic arabs.
>>149840979I didn't mean to offend you; it's the reality of your country. Read about its history. Thousands of Spaniards also emigrated to Switzerland during the civil war.
>>149834665 (OP)send ur energy to switzerland
>>149841283What language do they sing in?
>>149841436That's a tournament format, not a language.
>>149841382the original anthem is in German. There is a version in French, Italian and Romansh as well.
It won't be as kino as yesterday's disasterclass
What does coaches call this move?
Will he make an appearance?
>>149842205he = Atheneas ass? I hope so!
Going to prison in a couple months, wish me luck lads
I'm once again asking for Pilgrim in the line-up
>>149842273She even walks like its too much ass to carry
>>149842304>12>PengIs she doe?
Our national TV broadcast news dedicated several minutes today to cover this shit and yesterday's match. They even sent one correspondent to Switzerland, lol. Sad state of affairs.
for me it's discount russo
>>149842382Ouch, yet another example of why women shouldn't stray to far from the kitchen
>>149842382she twisted her ankle and you're gooning
Not gonna watch this slop. No point of this shit anymore when the best teams are not playing. Spanish women are for breeding only, not entertainment.
>>149842412What point are you trying to make here?
Are there any hot sluts on these teams?
SWITZERLAND IS IN DIRE NEED OF YOUR SUPPORT
we want switzerland to win as the easier opponent right
>>149842429The legs on the swiss team are amazing.
do the swiss vote on their starting 11?
Which team is the most fuckable? I will support them
onabk
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i have a thing for spanish women dunno what it is
>>149842579>>149842580ok thanks for your help
Yep, I smell a choke coming.
Free (and mandatory) breast enhancement surgery for every player on the pitch
>>149842610spain will win 5x0
>>149842618No wonder all your women look like trannies, Nigel
>>149842628I would too if all immigrants were females like Pilgrim.
what do you think they call Crnogorcevic for short
>>149842637>"Why do you watch women's football?"
>>149842637SWITZERLAND YES
>>149842628built for bouncing on bwc
Female refs peaked with her yesterday. We didn't know how good we had it bros
Switzerland's lovely white shorts are winning me over lads
>>149842628What would happen if you accidentally on purpose got your head trapped between those thighs?
>Spain hasn't scored yet
It's ogre
>>149842660chudsisters... no one was meant to be watching this...
She was black as the night
Louie was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Louie fell in love over night
>>149842679no worries penalty, the ref agreed with you
>Switzerland lets in lots of immigrants
>still a rich country, a safe place to live, and a cohesive society
Explain?
Gimme all the lightskin baddies on both team I'll even take paralluelo
BWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>149842707America also exists too
sex haver here, I hope the girls have a fun match
Wtf what was that penalty?
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES
JUST DISBAND THE ENTIRETY OF WOMENS FOOTBALL
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH WOMEN AND PENALTY KICKS
Why are women bad at kicking penalties?
>Caldente
>isn't hot
>Peng
>isn't Peng
>>149842738Ex-sex have here, I agree
It's like they never kicked a penalty even once in their lifetime
How can you miss that badly?
i got flashback to yesterday
what is the scientific explanation for women being bad at penalties
>>149842707>>149842733America is rich
But not really safe
And not a cohesive, high trust society like the Swiss Confederation is
>>149842703It's ogre
>>149842707Launders jew money
realistically the penally spot should be 10 yards out for women
>>149840807they need to have one non-albanian in the team
>>149842763It's just corruption. She missed on purpose. UEFA wants an even game. Excitement for the home crowd and all that.
I bet you donโt know what Switzerlandโs real name is
I bet you donโt know what Greeceโs full name is
Heck, I bet you donโt even know the full name of the UK
Women and blacks should have a penalty shootout to decide if they get women's rights or reparations. Reckon we could make the first never ending shootout
>>149842759The announcer even commentated on the low quality of penalty kicks this tournament after that.
why does the swiss coach look like a walking corpse?
10 missed pens in last 24 hrs. BAKA my head
>>149842784swiss bank
greek gods
yookay
>>149842781need a lanky gf
>>149842784People claim to love their country, but don't even know the dance moves to their national anthem. You couldn't make it up.
>>149842784(((switzerland)))
greco-turks
INGERLAND
>>149842787idk bruv, yesterday that one english girl did a long ass routine and a weird run-up and she blasted that shit into the back of the net.
I think it's just women, or more accurately the coaches, not teaching them where the fuck your foot is supposed to go to angle the ball, so they're under the assumption that power = lift.
>>149842784im autistic and will attempt this from memoreis:
Eidsgennossenscfthtscsen Schweiz / Confederationi Helvetica
Hellas / "Ellada"
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Swiss #4 looking solid from behind
I just said
>shoot, babe!
out loud.
No one heard me i don't think
>>149842784Confederation Helvetica or something like that
>>149842788that was funny as fuck, the panel couldn't even defend them
> beney
More like take my benis lol
Pina is innocent! It's a dive!
>>149842784>Schweizer Eidgenossenschaft / Confoederatio Helvetica>Hellas>Bharat
Which team missed penalty? I am not watching, too sleepy.
How do Swiss women get legs like that?
Climbing mountains? Counting gold bars?
i'm the only girl posting in this thread
you're a bunch of coomers
How would you have handled it /sp/?
>>149834665 (OP)Is the one on the right lesbian???
>>149842906these guys bothering you?
>>149842906youre still a man just one without a cock
>>149842886She plays for Roma so you could at least make a Serie B(undesliga) joke or something, ya noob
>>149842784Switzerland is the Helvetic Confederation, because that's what "CH" stands for. It's very Swiss to have your country be named after a font.
>>149842899Who's this bloke?
>>149842914It's a toss-up in womens football.
>>149842875Sheโs in a relationship with a (female) roma player btw
>>149842906>i'm the only girlUh huh
>>149842906do you want us to support womenโs sports or not?
Alexia is a big baby. Keep crying
>>149842912Held on to her even tighter, waved at the camera and not even text my wife after that. If you're the breadwinner at home you can get away with certain things if you're not squeamish about it
>>149842912I would have lifted her shirt to get the camera switch immediately
i like when a player falls and the mics pick up their squeals
don't chimp out this early
>>149842912If theyโd just stayed in this pose and smiled nobody would have uploaded it to the internet and theyโd have a 60% chance of getting away with it
>>149842906>i'm the only girl posting in this threadYou have any evidence for that claim?
>>149842942CEO and final boss of HR lady got caught on kiss cam in some American sports game
>>149842899Thought that was Luis Enrique ngl
>>149842796I keep making the same joke every time I see her name. It's a very clever joke because you need to speak both French and English, but you also need to pronounce her name wrong, and it only works if you say it out loud.
>Pia SundhageSondage? I'd have thought she'd be a Pole!
>>149842949Apparently she's in a relationship with Norwegian legend Emilie Haavi, which is hard to believe. Age gap is like 10 years or something. Maybe it's because Haavi is a true sweetheart
>Spain keep leaving gaps in the wing back areas for Switzerland to exploit
Whatโs going on???
>>149842949Is there video of them kissing perhaps?
>>149842912doubled down, its yolo from there on anyway
What are the odds of a Riesen-Russo final? Asking for a friend.
>>149842990No but have you seen the Leah Williamson dating a 10/10 Miss USA model kissy kissy photos?
>>149842973These people are famous?
half suisse half morocan AWOOGA
>>149842973Wasn't even a sports game, it was a fucking Coldplay concert.
Completely deserved
>>149842990seconded, for scientific purposes, of course
>>149842999I always wonder what women (female) who browse the chan look like
>>149842973>some American sports gameIt was a Coldplay concert. That's more embarrassing than cheating on your wife with one of your employees, to be honest.
Switzerland is not a real country
tkek
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>>149843014they're fat (no joking)
>>149843028Russia is not a real country
Nice to see Cata Coll back :)
I'm 3ยฝ beers deep, what the fuck is even going on
>>149843007>>149843018Right, thanks for correcting
>>149843014Pretty normal. My older sister introduced me to 4chan back in the day
>>149842999What's up with saying "you like looking at women" like it's some kind of accusation? Hell yes I like looking at women. What the fuck is wrong with you.
You guys actually watch this? Gamblers going for uncharted odds and arbitrage the lot of you, I hope.
>>149843028Neither is Belgium or Luxembourg desu
>>149843044I actually have a friend who looks like a more attractive Ella Toone. She has a similar, but nicer, accent as well.
>>149841283Lol only 3 whites in the whole team
>>149843014ugly & autistic
>>149843014strange femcels
>>149843063If I wouldn't be shitposting with you lads I wouldn't watch this in a million years
Some translations
>Paredes
Wall
>Guijarro
Pebble
>Pina
Pinapple if you turn the n into a squiggly line n
>Peng
Bang
>Riesen
Giant
>Beney
Bear
>Ivelj
Telugu, apparently
>>149843060>ยฝlooking at the keyboard and scratching my head
>>149843063not much else to do until the boxing
>>149843062>What's up with saying "you like looking at women" like it's some kind of accusation? Hell yes I like looking at women. What the fuck is wrong with you.
>>149843101>no putellaspussy
>>149843093A technology company called Astronomy, I think.
>>149843096Unironically we are the only true country which has been around for at least a thousand years. Every other country is an offshoot (America) or former colony of ours
>>149843102ALT+F4 to access fractions
>>149843071No own language = No country. Simple as.
>>149843087based cocaine enjoyer
Got distracted by a thread on /tv/ about yellow women
TIL Karen Fukuhara (from The Boys) is a lesbian and just got married to a Thai woman
What have I missed? Are the Swiss good value for 0-0?
>yankees and red sox hats
>>149843134>Karen Fukuhara is a lesbian
>>149843127that seems like a silly key combination. I use CTRL and W instead, for 'wider key palette'
>>149843134It's going to be one of these where Switzerland have hope for 60-70 minutes, then Spain will score and they'll just collapse and lose 3-0.
>>149843155incognito Italians
>>149843112google translate too woke to tell me that
Which kind of Swiss are the best?
>German speaking
>French speaking
>Italian speaking
>Romansh speaking
>foreign speakers (mainly from Balkans)
>>149842912I get made fun of for liking Coldplay :(
>>149843174the best kind of swiss woman is the one that never speaks
>>149843127>tfw just did this without realising because i always use ctrl+whaha >me
>>149843155what makes women bleach their hair?
>>149843174german x balkan
>>149843145>Karen Fukuhara is a lesbian>>149843171>it's realSadly all too real.
Hereโs her wedding photo
What a waste.
(Did that injured Swiss player come back on?)
>>149842906timestamp+feet, tranny
note that manfeet will forever look like manfeet no matter how many nail polish you paint on them
>>149843172i'd let her have sex with me
>>149843194wish they were blond
>>149843174the fuck is romansh?
>>149843194>what makes women bleach their hair?unironically, other women bleaching their hair
Just spotted Xherdan Shaqiri in the crowd. Sat about 5 rows back from the Swiss bench.
>>149843174me, I'm the best
>>149842906which female footballer do you most resemble?
>>149843220The fourth swiss national language, spoken in Graubรผnden.
>>149843205wish that was me
>>149843179Thereโs nothing wrong with enjoying the following Coldplay songs:
>Everythingโs Not Lost>Politik>In My Place>ColoraturaMost of their stadium filler stuff is bland but inoffensive
South Americans love Coldplay apparently. All their gigs in Brazil and Argentina are instantly sold out
>>149843044that double chin tho
>>149843179If I have to listen to 'Viva la Vida' one more time I'll hang myself. Deserved
>>149843253Don't make fun of her, she can't help it if she likes pies!
i don't trust the spanish
>>149843134>>149843205Think I'll watch Handmaiden's tale tonight
bit of a dull first half other than the missed pen
if i dont get 5 scuffed goals why even bother
>>149843174Romansh. I'm the only Gasparin brother.
>>149843263needs a season ending pregnancy
>>149843257Switzerland will win in pens by scoring 1 of 5.
>>149843252>Thereโs nothing wrong with enjoying the following Coldplay songs:No, that's incorrect. You posted garbage and you should be ashamed of yourself.
*BANG BANG BANG*
VAMOS ESPANA
>>149843268Yes, I too got memed into watching that movie based on a single screengrab
>Inb4 Switzerland holds the 0:0 till pens
>>149843238what is it related to?
>>149843284Isn't she a lezzar? Wasn't there something? I vaguely remember although I don't really mind that dykeball lore.
>>149843014Glasses and bangs
They've usually got that autistic look and feel to them
The one I met looks normal though. But with glasses again
>>149842912Gave her a little kiss on the cheek, would looked less suspicious than what they did
>>149843298I don't know actually. Latin maybe?
>>149843252So many Coldplay songs have completely random titles that I don't even know if I know those songs or not. I bet they're not as good as Homecoming (feat. Kanye West), though.
them making the worst decision in good spots every goddamn time is statistically amazing
>>149843295*cracking knuckles* that kid had better have asked nicely before touching the drum...
Coll โ Balearic
Batlle โ Catalan
Paredes โ Basque-born, surnames aren't Basque
Aleixandri โ half Catalan, half rest-of-Spain
Carmona โ Andalusian
Bonmatรญ โ Catalan
Guijarro โ born in the Balearic Isles, surnames aren't from there
Putellas โ half Catalan, half rest-of-Spain
Caldentey โ Balearic
Gonzรกlez โ Andalusian
Pina โ born in Catalonia, surnames aren't from there
>>149843312>>149843298https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romansh_language
switzerland actually hanging on
>>149843304No she's straight and dating an absolute munter
Her best friend Alessia Russo has an unrequited crush on her though
>>149843353Spain has been dominating so it's their game to lose.
>>149843360disposable camera in this day and age?
>>149843365I love mom bodies
>>149843365She kinda square
Bongbros watching BBCโฆ
โฆNikita Parris kind of scrubs up well??
Hate to say it, but Pina will be subbed out for Athenea
>>149843365Wtf is she dating Sips?
>>149843400First Night of the Proms is on BBC2 btw
is this dude on the panel a homo?
Pen conversion rate is 50% in this tourney so far...
>>149843427kek good shout
I want to see pilgrim's ass FULL
>>149843434They put the twink on the studio panel for the Women's game kek
Stu is great though, one of the few good analysts we have
>>149843400The French team always has five players who look exactly like her, plus they don't have Scouse accents. That French woman they get to do punditry is fitter than Nikita Parris.
how do you unironically watch this as a grown ass man with hair on his balls?
Listening to Coldplay during HT :)
>>149843529it's mainly background tv
>>149843529With my hairy cock in my hand
>>149843529Being straight helps
In the WSL last season every penalty that was taken was scored
So maybe itโs just international football where the women penalty takers get the yips and sky it/put it side/tamely side foot it into the keeperโs hands
Also Anri Okita just announced sheโs going to do her first nude shoot in 2 years
>>149843529By ogling sweaty Spanish girls
>>149843529It's comfy and soulful.
>>149843529While giving (You)s to uninspired bait posts from boring Spanish faggots
>>149843101>BonmatiGood Morning
>BatlleMayor
>Del CastilloOf the Fortress
I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringin'
Roman Cavalry choirs are singin'
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
England retired Asslani from international football last night btw
prefer radiohead to coldplay personally but nothing wrong with them
tfw you bash a blacks head in and get away with it
How do you say in your countryโs language:
>Hannah Hampton
>Lucy Bronze
>Leah Williamson
>Jess Carter
>Alex Greenwood
>Ella Toone
>Keira Walsh
>Georgia Stanway
>Alessia Russo
>Lauren Hemp
>Chloe Kelly
>Beth Mead
????
Parachutes is a great album. Their best album, in fact.
pia
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young Pia
It's so hot when they wear socks over their knees, lads.
>>149843653Based sock fetish anon
>>149843650There are better Pia's out there
I dread what they're going to do to my girl Peng once she goes to Chelsea
>>149843365>right leaning camel toeRARE
based spainard cracking nigger skulls on the pitch
>>149843653I don't say this often, but based. Socks should go up to a woman's thigh
>>149843617Same. I liked Shiver when it came out but then Yellow got way too much play time and I never clicked with them after that. Actually they were a bit of a meme for being a boring band but a ton of boring bands tried to mimic them and have had far worse output.
Radiohead were the opposite at the time so its a bit weird now seeing them compared but you're not the first to do it lately.
>>149843661I'm not sure why but women football players have kind of ruined women track&field for me. I just don't find them attractive in an interesting way anymore. The football players just have something magical that the others don't have.
swiss keeper looks like my uni oneitis
feelsbadman
>femoid footballers wear rainbow flag bands on their arm to signal to the whole world they are a carpet muncher
For me? It's Santana. Bongs can't into music.
Who's this "Balti" player the commentators keep mentioning? Can they just not pronounce Batlle?
>>149843714They're just ordering a curry
>>149843704And that's a good thing!
So apparently sheโs doing the music show before the final next Sunday
>>149843713Matt Le Blanc can't have been that poor; he was in the forbidden music video that everyone wants to cover up now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_LFnEoG62Q
>>149843701>I just don't find them attractive in an interesting way anymoreGet your test checked lil bro
>>149843728Literally who?
>>149843733why is it forbidden
>>149843726Engen is a weird case where she's always been cute, attractive and driven, but also an openly lesbian the whole time. She's destroying the weird narratives on 4chinz
she's unironically just a pretty face
I thought she was supposed to be their star player
>>149843713Friends first episode: 1994
4chan launched: 2003
4chan pass launched: 2012
Why no Scandi nations in the semi finals?
>>149843746When Alanis Morrissette became le edgy '90s lesbian singer-songwriter, she tried to cover up her earlier Canadian pop career. Apparently it's in her contract for interviews that nobody is allowed to ask her about her early career.
>>149843755No wonder your police couldn't solve the Oven Homicide
>>149843755matt went to college with moot, got in early
Right lads predictions for the match? I see Spain scoring two late goals.
Peng refers to the sound for when the ball hits the post.
>>149843767A bit like Pantera with their glam metal era.
>>149843785Peng is coin in Swedish.
>pilgrim in
>athenea in
everybody wins
>>149843783Nah scrappy winning goal for the swiss in 90+3
>>149843783Switzerland scoring in the 90+2 minute.
Is this the European Championship or the Western European Championship? Where the eastern Europeans at?
This game is going to end in an own goal isn't it?
>what did you just say about my race, chud?
If the Swiss #20 scores the goal to send them through you could describe it as Pilgrimโs Progress
Divegrass is a women's sport too
I support my fellow spanish sisters. I know 4chan is full of scum that use the term sex haver as an insult, but I love women and I support my sisters
someone posts pilgrim's ass please
>>149843820what race is she?
>>149843807Eastern Europe can't into women's football
>>149843726>imagine tattooing some motivational quote on your throat>imagine dating someone with a throat tattoo
>>149843810>>149843820pretty
love women desu lads
>>149843832swizterland and morrocan
>>149843820Maybe it wonโt be such a bad thing if everyone in Europe is mixed race by 2100?
>>149843832Fuck sake. England Spain final here we come.
>>149843832female guendouzi
>>149843807Poland qualified to the quarter-finals I believe.
poor goal shouldve saved that love
ATENEA IS MY WIFE. MY SPANISH SISTERS ARE SIMPLY THE BEST
ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA
Pilgrim will have something to say about this
>>149843807>Where the eastern Europeans at?They're just not very good.
>>149843864What phenotype is this?
damn what the fuck, stop showing the coaches
I'd like to get Pilgrim's take on this.
Not just another bubble butt. She'll be a Barcelona player in no time
>>149843834They keep their bitches down. (We don't but they still can't compete)
athee
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>>149843866I'd be pretty CHEESED off if I were Swiss.
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHJFBREIUFBRWIUFBEORWGREIGUHG
>>149834665 (OP)Fackin cam on schnitzeland
>>149843834Poland is almost certainly going to be named in November as the host of Euro 2029
who's this swiss halfbreed that can't stay onsides?
ath s
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Such a kino player
Any more lewd pictures of Pilgrim youโd like to share?
>>149843822Watch out, though; she's opposed to birth control so you might have to marry her if you ever have sex with her.
>A lay, a pill? Grim!
>>149843834What's Ireland's problem? Are they secretly Eastern European?
>>149843901You seem to have many wives finnbro.
GOLAZO. SPAIN DID IT AGAIN
>>149843879I sincerely believe that there should be a 'come on, now' option that prevents results like this, where one team may as well just sit down and do wordsearches instead
Wow, now that was a nice one
Spain have turned the goal scoring tap on. This could get embarrassing for the Swiss.
>>149843922Just dont tell that to my wife
>Think you get fouled
>Stop playing
>
Are the Swiss capable of anything but whining?
Pinagol if there ever was one
>>149843932wheres lehmann when we need her?
Does the famous swiss neutrality extend to sports? Do they care if they get through or not?
>>149843944She would be cute without all those disgusting scribbles all across her body. Normally I'm not even against tattoos but those mini scribble tattoos that are fashion nowadays are just trashy and disgusting.
>>149843951Too powerful to play
wow the swiss completely fell apart
>need a piece of paper to understand which position you're taking
holy shit is this amateur hour?
Subbing Ivelj off was a mistake. She was controlling the midfield and now Spain are running free
If your wife's daughter showed an aptitude for football would you encourage her? Would you want to see her turn pro?
>>149843964Agreed the tatoos are trash.
>>149843963"Swiss neutrality" just means it's a safe haven for jewish bankers to fund every side of every side from.
>>149843925Referees should blow for full time as soon as one team is 10 goals ahead. Then the winning team will get to rest its players for the next match, and teams can have an incentive to see how quickly they can manage it if they're really that good.
think are slags batter these spanish tarts to be fair
>>149843979Of course, I would be desperately hoping she turns lesbian
>>149843983Every side of every war from*
>>149843979why does my wife have a daughter
>>149843979Spanish soccer is sadly a lesbian coven wherein straight players are bullied by the lezzers. I would encourage her to try another sport.
>>149843995Because her baby came out without a willy.
>>149843975Jerry was balding here already
>>149844003>straight players are bullied by the lezzersHot
Rip the lightskin brigade
How about a pilgrimage to an onside position.
>>149843979Absolutely.
>Women don't carry on the family surname so it doesn't matter if she's a lesbian>Can earn more money than she'd get as an HR office drone>The sport is not especially dangerous>Might get famous>But won't get harassed in public because nobody watches this shit for 23 months out of every 24>Plus it's just good to be good at something
>>149844003> Straight players are bullied by the leadersMight need to attend one of their open practice sessions
England were 2-0 down and went on to win. Have heart Switzerland.
According to the German commentator
>Putellas is Bonmati
>Batlle is Bonmati
>Athenea is Bonmati
>Bonmat is Putellas
>>149844058Is this some kind of >german humor moment Im missing?
>>149844049Problem is they went down 0-2 in the first half, which gave Sweden a long time to relax and England time to adjust and subsitute.
This is the complete opposite situation.
>>149844058We are all bonmati on this blessed day.
>>149844058todos look-o el same-o
SOMEBODY CLIP THAT SLOW-MOTION BUNDAS FALLING TO THE GROUND
When the match ends, I'm gonna buy the grok subscription to try that Ani bot. Can't deal with the weekend loneliness. Let's see if she is the real deal
For me it's Crnogorฤeviฤ's black thong
>>149844082its 300 quid a month mate mental
Putellas has three sisters and two brothers while Bonmati has two sisters and three brothers and their ages are all divisible by seven. Athenea, meanwhile, needs to buy a hammer and a box of nails for one of Putellas' brothers. How many presents should Bonmati buy at Christmas? (My house has a kitchen, a bathroom, and three bedrooms but no garage.)
it will never not be weird that young boys play in wankdorf
Prepare for second hand embarrassment if this is a penalty.
>>149844099300 a month? And no customization? Indeed mental
Gโwan Switzerland
Youโre going out so you might as well cause some Spanish injuries for the last 5 minutes
I kinda like that black Spanish amazon desu
>>149843884Athenea is a racist little chudette. This is why she never will play at Barca.
lmao what's wrong with women
how many penalties have they missed in 24h
they are like 3/20
Kek.
Are all women unable to ever score a penalty?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH WOMEN
>>14984415511 by my count
Why canโt women score penalties?
>>149844124She's meant to be the GOAT of women's football and she takes penalties like that. They should probably just have a competition to see who can do a jigsaw fastest or something if matches are drawn after 120 minutes. Penalties are not working.
It's worth your while to foul in the penalty box to deny a goal if this is the quality of the penalties.
>>149844156No, there's something really weird going on in this tournament. Women penalties aren't usually like this. (remember the goalkeepers are women too)
Luckily, there are not benuldies in the kitchen jahajahajahaja
Just realised that Bonmati has the same nose as Richard Nixon :(
lehhh
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>>149844181the queen is here to save us
>>149844172Settle it by Ultimate Surrender.
>>149844189as bogged as she is she does have a great arse
>3 changes
>89th minute
Absolute genius move
>>149844186Cute smol goblina.
When did Lehmann get so badly bogged?
>>149844186terrible wrinkles.
lehk
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>>149844193If only her face didn't exist
>>149844186Based. Nixon is the best American president.
Maybe in the future Aitana will travel back in time and become Nixon's mother.
>>149844198because she played in bongland and got bonglandifide
>>149844198Princess Zelda??
>>149844198When she went to England and started dating a Hue
>>149844181Goddamn she's got that haaland neck
>>149844198Many such cases
>>149844198What the hell are those eyebrows? Is it just paint?
Did at least touch the ball and didn't even bring the player down but still sent off
>>149844181her english flag is inversed
>Instagram filters vs. reality
>>149844231they linked up keep it or need it?
>>149844195They've travelled all the way from Switzerland; might as well give them a game when you know it's all over anyway.
>>149844198Unironically when she started playing for Wet Spam.
France or Germany tomorrow lads?
>>149844238She begged him for almost half an hour to buy her a rolex
Good news: The pain is over.
Bad news: No penalty shootout hillarity.
Christ, these announcers are fookin' shite
>>149844247all the countries I rooted for lost,
Congratulations, my fellow countrymen
>>149843783I was right. I should start making bets.
>No more Lehmannposting
Shame
>>149844247France, I hope.
Who will comfort the poor swiss girls who are all upset?
>>149844266Is Athenea still the best ass in Spain NT?
>>149844247Germany, just because France beat us.
>>149844247Want: Germany
Think: France
>>149844278If they need a shoulder to cry on or even a dick to suck, I'll be there.
Why didn't you give Switzerland your energy?
>post-game panel praising Switzerland for having one (1) shot on goal, giving up a goal due to a player that stopped mid-play, and a center forward that doesn't understand offsides
What the fuck is wrong with these niggers?
>>149844306thats not how you uooh, you uooh when you see uooh
Imagine the locker room, the sweat, the scissor sex, the tampons full of blood, the smell, all those queens of lesbos sucking sucking each other's tits, my god
>>149844264If you're alsatian, you might be able to cope.
>>149844321the spanish locker room is by far the roastiest locker room
Is it true the winning teams always have a locker room orgy afterwards?
>>149844318I wont apologize to a pedophile. Kys.
>>149844322I live in alsace but am not alsatian
>>149844336yes thats the only reason women football is a thing
>>149844336yeah
the men's team do this as well
>>149844342voila le boudin
>>149844336Urban myth, in reality they go into the losing team's locker room and ritually rape the losing side.
Real talk: would you gf Nikita Parris?
>>149844372No, that's men's rugby
>>149844340normalnigger out
>>149844342This is like a riddle. Are you the letter c?
>>149844386no i don't want to pollute the genepool
>>149844336I read a doujinshi about it, so it must be true
>>149844386Yes, I'm not afraid
>>149844386She's just a Scouse Laura Georges (so maybe)
>>149844420Give us a clue.
>>149842421Here two hours later to tell you that your post missed the target more than your penalty takers
Is there a women's version of the locker room game where the last man to cum on the cookie eats it?
>>149844443I've heard there is, but maybe they were just trying to persuade me to eat that cucumber.
>>149844433I'm everywhere
>>149844458I actually used to be a girl's soccer team coach, they gave me a cucumber as a gift and the whole team was giggling, wtf was that?
>>149844513were they hot? they wanted to see your dick
>>149844543That's very inappropriate.
>>149843978the refs at this tournament have been dire
>>149844670Shut your mouth
>>149843978why they lifted their arms?
Why does this tournament have the worst penalties of all time? Truly atrocious.