Thread 149834665

OFFICIAL Spain vs Switzerland MATCH THREAD
prev >>149830188

Don't care.

Does Switzerland even have a chance today?

I wish to SINCERELY apologize for my disrespectful behaviour yesterday and the rude comments I made about England and the brave and ingenious people who dwell there.

>>149836074
They gotta have. A tournament nearly always has at least one really big upset and so far we haven't had that.
Also, the Swiss has the last scandinavian player still in the tournament.

>>149839991
Fuck you.

>>149834665 (OP)
she doens't look very swiss

>>149840807
But she is and we love her.

>>149840807
The Swiss don't exist. It's a country made up of a mix of people who fled there because of its neutrality, as well as people from nearby northern Italy and southern Germany, Austria, and France.

>>149840955
And you are catholic arabs.

>>149840979
I didn't mean to offend you; it's the reality of your country. Read about its history. Thousands of Spaniards also emigrated to Switzerland during the civil war.

>>149834665 (OP)
send ur energy to switzerland

>>149841283
What language do they sing in?

>>149841382
Swiss.

>>149841436
That's a tournament format, not a language.

>>149841382
the original anthem is in German. There is a version in French, Italian and Romansh as well.

It won't be as kino as yesterday's disasterclass

I'm eating ramen.

What does coaches call this move?

Will he make an appearance?

>>149842205

he = Atheneas ass? I hope so!

>>149842232
My GOAT

Karen :)

Going to prison in a couple months, wish me luck lads

I'm once again asking for Pilgrim in the line-up

>>149842273
She even walks like its too much ass to carry

PINA PINA PINA

>>149842304
>12
>Peng
Is she doe?

Our national TV broadcast news dedicated several minutes today to cover this shit and yesterday's match. They even sent one correspondent to Switzerland, lol. Sad state of affairs.

for me it's discount russo

>>149842382
Ouch, yet another example of why women shouldn't stray to far from the kitchen

>>149842382
she twisted her ankle and you're gooning

>>149842412
based

Not gonna watch this slop. No point of this shit anymore when the best teams are not playing. Spanish women are for breeding only, not entertainment.

>>149842412
What point are you trying to make here?

Are there any hot sluts on these teams?

>>149842429
Plenty

SWITZERLAND IS IN DIRE NEED OF YOUR SUPPORT

we want switzerland to win as the easier opponent right

>>149842429
The legs on the swiss team are amazing.

>>149842481
AHHHHHHHHHH

>>149842340
she cute

ALLEZ SUISSE!

do the swiss vote on their starting 11?

>>149842481
hopp schwiiz

>>149842523
hopp

Which team is the most fuckable? I will support them

>>149842574
the swiss

>>149842574
Spain

i have a thing for spanish women dunno what it is

>>149842579
>>149842580
ok thanks for your help

Yep, I smell a choke coming.

Free (and mandatory) breast enhancement surgery for every player on the pitch

>>149842610
spain will win 5x0

I kneel against racism

go xhemaili

>>149842618
No wonder all your women look like trannies, Nigel

swissters... i'm worried

>>149842628

I would too if all immigrants were females like Pilgrim.

what do you think they call Crnogorcevic for short

>>149842637
>"Why do you watch women's football?"

>>149842637
SWITZERLAND YES

>>149842628
built for bouncing on bwc

Female refs peaked with her yesterday. We didn't know how good we had it bros

>>149842628
is she half?

Switzerland's lovely white shorts are winning me over lads

>>149842628
What would happen if you accidentally on purpose got your head trapped between those thighs?

>Spain hasn't scored yet
It's ogre

>>149842660
chudsisters... no one was meant to be watching this...

She was black as the night
Louie was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Louie fell in love over night

ERA

>>149842679
no worries penalty, the ref agreed with you

ERA PENAL

PENALTY

>Switzerland lets in lots of immigrants
>still a rich country, a safe place to live, and a cohesive society
Explain?

ERA

Gimme all the lightskin baddies on both team I'll even take paralluelo

KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

L
M
A
O

BWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

KWAB

kekekekeke

>>149842707
America also exists too

classic women penalty

PENG
E
N
G

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

sex haver here, I hope the girls have a fun match

Wtf what was that penalty?

PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES

JUST DISBAND THE ENTIRETY OF WOMENS FOOTBALL

good pen espy sisters

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH WOMEN AND PENALTY KICKS

Why are women bad at kicking penalties?

>Caldente
>isn't hot
>Peng
>isn't Peng

>>149842650
BOGGED

>>149842738
Ex-sex have here, I agree

It's like they never kicked a penalty even once in their lifetime

(incoherent static)

How can you miss that badly?

i got flashback to yesterday

what is the scientific explanation for women being bad at penalties

>>149842707
>>149842733
America is rich
But not really safe
And not a cohesive, high trust society like the Swiss Confederation is

>>149842703
It's ogre
>>149842707
Launders jew money

realistically the penally spot should be 10 yards out for women

>>149840807
they need to have one non-albanian in the team

>>149842763
It's just corruption. She missed on purpose. UEFA wants an even game. Excitement for the home crowd and all that.

She's a big lass

I bet you don’t know what Switzerland’s real name is
I bet you don’t know what Greece’s full name is
Heck, I bet you don’t even know the full name of the UK

Women and blacks should have a penalty shootout to decide if they get women's rights or reparations. Reckon we could make the first never ending shootout

slow run-up = miss

>>149842759
The announcer even commentated on the low quality of penalty kicks this tournament after that.

why does the swiss coach look like a walking corpse?

>>149842784
>Heck
FOY

10 missed pens in last 24 hrs. BAKA my head

>>149842784
swiss bank
greek gods
yookay

>>149842788
gimi

>>149842781
need a lanky gf

>>149842784
People claim to love their country, but don't even know the dance moves to their national anthem. You couldn't make it up.

>>149842784
(((switzerland)))
greco-turks
INGERLAND

>>149842787
idk bruv, yesterday that one english girl did a long ass routine and a weird run-up and she blasted that shit into the back of the net.
I think it's just women, or more accurately the coaches, not teaching them where the fuck your foot is supposed to go to angle the ball, so they're under the assumption that power = lift.

>>149842784
im autistic and will attempt this from memoreis:
Eidsgennossenscfthtscsen Schweiz / Confederationi Helvetica
Hellas / "Ellada"
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Swiss #4 looking solid from behind

I just said
>shoot, babe!
out loud.
No one heard me i don't think

>>149842784
Confederation Helvetica or something like that

>>149842788
that was funny as fuck, the panel couldn't even defend them

> beney
More like take my benis lol

Pina is innocent! It's a dive!

>>149842784
>Schweizer Eidgenossenschaft / Confoederatio Helvetica
>Hellas
>Bharat

>>149842835
>shoot, babe!

>>149842875
BUNDESLIGA

Which team missed penalty? I am not watching, too sleepy.

How do Swiss women get legs like that?
Climbing mountains? Counting gold bars?

i'm the only girl posting in this thread
you're a bunch of coomers

>>149842896
Red Team

How would you have handled it /sp/?

>>149834665 (OP)
Is the one on the right lesbian???

>>149842906
these guys bothering you?

>>149842906
youre still a man just one without a cock

>>149842906
And?

>>149842886
She plays for Roma so you could at least make a Serie B(undesliga) joke or something, ya noob

>>149842784
Switzerland is the Helvetic Confederation, because that's what "CH" stands for. It's very Swiss to have your country be named after a font.

>>149842899
Who's this bloke?

>>149842912
Handled what?

>>149842914

It's a toss-up in womens football.

>>149842875
She’s in a relationship with a (female) roma player btw

>>149842906
>i'm the only girl
Uh huh

>>149842906
do you want us to support women’s sports or not?

Alexia is a big baby. Keep crying

>>149842912
Held on to her even tighter, waved at the camera and not even text my wife after that. If you're the breadwinner at home you can get away with certain things if you're not squeamish about it

>>149842912
I would have lifted her shirt to get the camera switch immediately

i like when a player falls and the mics pick up their squeals

don't chimp out this early

>>149842912
If they’d just stayed in this pose and smiled nobody would have uploaded it to the internet and they’d have a 60% chance of getting away with it

>>149842906
>i'm the only girl posting in this thread
You have any evidence for that claim?

>>149842942
CEO and final boss of HR lady got caught on kiss cam in some American sports game

>>149842899
Thought that was Luis Enrique ngl

>>149842796
I keep making the same joke every time I see her name. It's a very clever joke because you need to speak both French and English, but you also need to pronounce her name wrong, and it only works if you say it out loud.

>Pia Sundhage
Sondage? I'd have thought she'd be a Pole!

>>149842949
Apparently she's in a relationship with Norwegian legend Emilie Haavi, which is hard to believe. Age gap is like 10 years or something. Maybe it's because Haavi is a true sweetheart

>Spain keep leaving gaps in the wing back areas for Switzerland to exploit
What’s going on???

>>149842949
Is there video of them kissing perhaps?

>>149842912
doubled down, its yolo from there on anyway

What are the odds of a Riesen-Russo final? Asking for a friend.

>>149842924
>>149842950
i'm not a man
>>149842928
>>149842955
carry on...

>>149842990
No but have you seen the Leah Williamson dating a 10/10 Miss USA model kissy kissy photos?

>>149842973
These people are famous?

half suisse half morocan AWOOGA

>>149842973
Wasn't even a sports game, it was a fucking Coldplay concert.
Completely deserved

>>149842990
seconded, for scientific purposes, of course

>>149842999
I always wonder what women (female) who browse the chan look like

>>149842973
>some American sports game
It was a Coldplay concert. That's more embarrassing than cheating on your wife with one of your employees, to be honest.

>>149843002
He's CEO

>>149843001
post it...>>149843014

Switzerland is not a real country

>>149843002
They are now.

>>149843014
Who cares

>>149843014
Like this

>>149843014
they're fat (no joking)

>>149843028
Russia is not a real country

Nice to see Cata Coll back :)

I'm 3½ beers deep, what the fuck is even going on

>>149843007
>>149843018
Right, thanks for correcting

>>149843014
Pretty normal. My older sister introduced me to 4chan back in the day

>>149842999
What's up with saying "you like looking at women" like it's some kind of accusation? Hell yes I like looking at women. What the fuck is wrong with you.

You guys actually watch this? Gamblers going for uncharted odds and arbitrage the lot of you, I hope.

is that a fire engine?

>>149843060
keep drinking

>>149843028
Neither is Belgium or Luxembourg desu

>>149843044
I actually have a friend who looks like a more attractive Ella Toone. She has a similar, but nicer, accent as well.

>>149841283
Lol only 3 whites in the whole team

>>149843014
ugly & autistic

>>149843014
strange femcels

>>149843063
If I wouldn't be shitposting with you lads I wouldn't watch this in a million years

>>149843021
Of what?

>>149843071
nor uk

Some translations
>Paredes
Wall
>Guijarro
Pebble
>Pina
Pinapple if you turn the n into a squiggly line n

>Peng
Bang
>Riesen
Giant
>Beney
Bear
>Ivelj
Telugu, apparently

>>149843060
>½
looking at the keyboard and scratching my head

>>149843093
pusi

>>149843063
not much else to do until the boxing

>>149843062
>What's up with saying "you like looking at women" like it's some kind of accusation? Hell yes I like looking at women. What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>149843093
Cheating

>>149843101
>no putellas
pussy

>>149843093
A technology company called Astronomy, I think.

>>149843096
Unironically we are the only true country which has been around for at least a thousand years. Every other country is an offshoot (America) or former colony of ours

boooooooo

>>149843102
ALT+F4 to access fractions

>>149843071
No own language = No country. Simple as.

>>149843087
based cocaine enjoyer

cutie down

Got distracted by a thread on /tv/ about yellow women
TIL Karen Fukuhara (from The Boys) is a lesbian and just got married to a Thai woman

What have I missed? Are the Swiss good value for 0-0?

uooooooooooh

>>149843134
>Karen Fukuhara is a lesbian

good crowd

>>149843127
that seems like a silly key combination. I use CTRL and W instead, for 'wider key palette'

>>149843134
It's going to be one of these where Switzerland have hope for 60-70 minutes, then Spain will score and they'll just collapse and lose 3-0.

>>149843155
incognito Italians

>>149843112
google translate too woke to tell me that

>>149843134
>it's real

Which kind of Swiss are the best?
>German speaking
>French speaking
>Italian speaking
>Romansh speaking
>foreign speakers (mainly from Balkans)

>>149843172
fake

>>149842912
I get made fun of for liking Coldplay :(

>>149843174
the best kind of swiss woman is the one that never speaks

>>149843127
>tfw just did this without realising because i always use ctrl+w
haha >me

>>149843155
what makes women bleach their hair?

>>149843174
german x balkan

>>149843145
>Karen Fukuhara is a lesbian

>>149843171
>it's real
Sadly all too real.
Here’s her wedding photo
What a waste.

(Did that injured Swiss player come back on?)

>>149842906
timestamp+feet, tranny

note that manfeet will forever look like manfeet no matter how many nail polish you paint on them

>>149843172
i'd let her have sex with me

>>149843194
wish they were blond

>>149843174
the fuck is romansh?

>>149843194
>what makes women bleach their hair?
unironically, other women bleaching their hair

Just spotted Xherdan Shaqiri in the crowd. Sat about 5 rows back from the Swiss bench.

>>149843174
me, I'm the best

>>149842906
which female footballer do you most resemble?

Old and washed up

>>149843220
The fourth swiss national language, spoken in Graubünden.

>>149843230
the ball. lol

>>149843205
wish that was me

>>149843179
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying the following Coldplay songs:
>Everything’s Not Lost
>Politik
>In My Place
>Coloratura

Most of their stadium filler stuff is bland but inoffensive

South Americans love Coldplay apparently. All their gigs in Brazil and Argentina are instantly sold out

>>149843044
that double chin tho

Switzerland winning 0:0

>>149843179
If I have to listen to 'Viva la Vida' one more time I'll hang myself. Deserved

>>149843253
Don't make fun of her, she can't help it if she likes pies!

i don't trust the spanish

>>149843134
>>149843205
Think I'll watch Handmaiden's tale tonight

bit of a dull first half other than the missed pen
if i dont get 5 scuffed goals why even bother

BANG BANG

PILGRIM IN

>>149843174
Romansh. I'm the only Gasparin brother.

>>149843263
needs a season ending pregnancy

>>149843257
Switzerland will win in pens by scoring 1 of 5.

>>149843252
>There’s nothing wrong with enjoying the following Coldplay songs:
No, that's incorrect. You posted garbage and you should be ashamed of yourself.

*BANG BANG BANG*
VAMOS ESPANA

>>149843268
Yes, I too got memed into watching that movie based on a single screengrab

>>149843238
what is it related to?

>>149843284
Isn't she a lezzar? Wasn't there something? I vaguely remember although I don't really mind that dykeball lore.

>>149843014
Glasses and bangs
They've usually got that autistic look and feel to them

The one I met looks normal though. But with glasses again

Noel > Liam

>>149842912
Gave her a little kiss on the cheek, would looked less suspicious than what they did

>>149843298
I don't know actually. Latin maybe?

>>149843252
So many Coldplay songs have completely random titles that I don't even know if I know those songs or not. I bet they're not as good as Homecoming (feat. Kanye West), though.

them making the worst decision in good spots every goddamn time is statistically amazing

>>149843295
*cracking knuckles* that kid had better have asked nicely before touching the drum...

Coll – Balearic
Batlle – Catalan
Paredes – Basque-born, surnames aren't Basque
Aleixandri – half Catalan, half rest-of-Spain
Carmona – Andalusian
Bonmatí – Catalan
Guijarro – born in the Balearic Isles, surnames aren't from there
Putellas – half Catalan, half rest-of-Spain
Caldentey – Balearic
González – Andalusian
Pina – born in Catalonia, surnames aren't from there

>>149843312
>>149843298
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romansh_language

switzerland actually hanging on

kek nice hats

>>149843304
No she's straight and dating an absolute munter

Her best friend Alessia Russo has an unrequited crush on her though

>>149843353
Spain has been dominating so it's their game to lose.

>>149843360
disposable camera in this day and age?

>>149843365
I love mom bodies

>>149843365
She kinda square

>>149843376
mmm

Bongbros watching BBC…
…Nikita Parris kind of scrubs up well??

Hate to say it, but Pina will be subbed out for Athenea

>>149843365
Wtf is she dating Sips?

>>149843400
First Night of the Proms is on BBC2 btw

is this dude on the panel a homo?

Pen conversion rate is 50% in this tourney so far...

>>149843427
kek good shout

Was Judas even playing?

I want to see pilgrim's ass FULL

>>149843434
They put the twink on the studio panel for the Women's game kek
Stu is great though, one of the few good analysts we have

>>149843400
The French team always has five players who look exactly like her, plus they don't have Scouse accents. That French woman they get to do punditry is fitter than Nikita Parris.

how do you unironically watch this as a grown ass man with hair on his balls?

Listening to Coldplay during HT :)

>>149843529
it's mainly background tv

>>149843529
With my hairy cock in my hand

>>149843529
Being straight helps

In the WSL last season every penalty that was taken was scored
So maybe it’s just international football where the women penalty takers get the yips and sky it/put it side/tamely side foot it into the keeper’s hands

Also Anri Okita just announced she’s going to do her first nude shoot in 2 years

>>149843529
By ogling sweaty Spanish girls

>>149843529
It's comfy and soulful.

>>149843529
While giving (You)s to uninspired bait posts from boring Spanish faggots

>>149843101
>Bonmati
Good Morning
>Batlle
Mayor
>Del Castillo
Of the Fortress

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringin'
Roman Cavalry choirs are singin'
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

England retired Asslani from international football last night btw

prefer radiohead to coldplay personally but nothing wrong with them

tfw you bash a blacks head in and get away with it

How do you say in your country’s language:
>Hannah Hampton
>Lucy Bronze
>Leah Williamson
>Jess Carter
>Alex Greenwood
>Ella Toone
>Keira Walsh
>Georgia Stanway
>Alessia Russo
>Lauren Hemp
>Chloe Kelly
>Beth Mead
????

Parachutes is a great album. Their best album, in fact.

Bring her on coach

young Pia

It's so hot when they wear socks over their knees, lads.

>>149843653
Based sock fetish anon

>>149843650
There are better Pia's out there

I dread what they're going to do to my girl Peng once she goes to Chelsea

>>149843365
>right leaning camel toe
RARE

Worth a punt

based spainard cracking nigger skulls on the pitch

>>149843653
I don't say this often, but based. Socks should go up to a woman's thigh

>>149843661
AWOOGA

>>149843617
Same. I liked Shiver when it came out but then Yellow got way too much play time and I never clicked with them after that. Actually they were a bit of a meme for being a boring band but a ton of boring bands tried to mimic them and have had far worse output.
Radiohead were the opposite at the time so its a bit weird now seeing them compared but you're not the first to do it lately.

>>149843661
I'm not sure why but women football players have kind of ruined women track&field for me. I just don't find them attractive in an interesting way anymore. The football players just have something magical that the others don't have.

swiss keeper looks like my uni oneitis
feelsbadman

For me? It's Santana. Bongs can't into music.

Who's this "Balti" player the commentators keep mentioning? Can they just not pronounce Batlle?

>>149843714
They're just ordering a curry

>>149843704
And that's a good thing!

So apparently she’s doing the music show before the final next Sunday

>>149843713
Matt Le Blanc can't have been that poor; he was in the forbidden music video that everyone wants to cover up now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_LFnEoG62Q

>>149843701
>I just don't find them attractive in an interesting way anymore
Get your test checked lil bro

>>149843728
Literally who?

>>149843733
why is it forbidden

>>149843726
Engen is a weird case where she's always been cute, attractive and driven, but also an openly lesbian the whole time. She's destroying the weird narratives on 4chinz

she's unironically just a pretty face
I thought she was supposed to be their star player

>>149843713
Friends first episode: 1994
4chan launched: 2003
4chan pass launched: 2012

Why no Scandi nations in the semi finals?

>>149843733
qrd?

>>149843746
When Alanis Morrissette became le edgy '90s lesbian singer-songwriter, she tried to cover up her earlier Canadian pop career. Apparently it's in her contract for interviews that nobody is allowed to ask her about her early career.

(S) P A I N

KINO

TROLLPOST

>>149843755
No wonder your police couldn't solve the Oven Homicide

>>149843755
matt went to college with moot, got in early

lmao

clown fiesta

Right lads predictions for the match? I see Spain scoring two late goals.

Peng refers to the sound for when the ball hits the post.

>>149843757
all choked

Bring on the Slags

>>149843767
A bit like Pantera with their glam metal era.

OUR GIRL

>>149843785
Peng is coin in Swedish.

>pilgrim in
>athenea in
everybody wins

>>149843783
Nah scrappy winning goal for the swiss in 90+3

>>149843783
Switzerland scoring in the 90+2 minute.

Is this the European Championship or the Western European Championship? Where the eastern Europeans at?

not a bad shot

PILGRIM KINO INCOMING

This game is going to end in an own goal isn't it?

pilgrim sexo

If the Swiss #20 scores the goal to send them through you could describe it as Pilgrim’s Progress

Divegrass is a women's sport too

I support my fellow spanish sisters. I know 4chan is full of scum that use the term sex haver as an insult, but I love women and I support my sisters

someone posts pilgrim's ass please

>>149843820
what race is she?

>>149843807
Eastern Europe can't into women's football

Another slapstick goal

>>149843726
>imagine tattooing some motivational quote on your throat
>imagine dating someone with a throat tattoo

>>149843810
>>149843820
pretty
love women desu lads

>>149843832
swizterland and morrocan

>>149843820
Maybe it won’t be such a bad thing if everyone in Europe is mixed race by 2100?

>>149843832
SEXO

c fini

SWISS GOT CHEESED

>>149843820
Hybrid vigour

>>149843832
Fuck sake. England Spain final here we come.

Swissisters...

>>149843159
>>149843159
bang on so far

>>149843832
female guendouzi

>>149843807
Poland qualified to the quarter-finals I believe.

it's over

poor goal shouldve saved that love

ATENEA IS MY WIFE. MY SPANISH SISTERS ARE SIMPLY THE BEST

ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA ATHENEA

Pilgrim will have something to say about this

>>149843807
>Where the eastern Europeans at?
They're just not very good.

>>149843864
What phenotype is this?

damn what the fuck, stop showing the coaches

I'd like to get Pilgrim's take on this.

Not just another bubble butt. She'll be a Barcelona player in no time

>>149843834
They keep their bitches down. (We don't but they still can't compete)

ATHENEA <3

gooooooo pilgrim

>>149843880
sexo

>>149843866
I'd be pretty CHEESED off if I were Swiss.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHJFBREIUFBRWIUFBEORWGREIGUHG

>>149834665 (OP)
Fackin cam on schnitzeland

>>149843880
my wife

>>149843834
Poland is almost certainly going to be named in November as the host of Euro 2029

Terrible

who's this swiss halfbreed that can't stay onsides?

Such a kino player

Any more lewd pictures of Pilgrim you’d like to share?

>>149843822
Watch out, though; she's opposed to birth control so you might have to marry her if you ever have sex with her.
>A lay, a pill? Grim!

>>149843834
What's Ireland's problem? Are they secretly Eastern European?

Yeah, it's over

golazo

>>149843901
You seem to have many wives finnbro.

nooooooooooo

GOLAZO. SPAIN DID IT AGAIN

>>149843879
I sincerely believe that there should be a 'come on, now' option that prevents results like this, where one team may as well just sit down and do wordsearches instead

Wow, now that was a nice one

LEL

Spain have turned the goal scoring tap on. This could get embarrassing for the Swiss.

IT'S OVER

>>149843916
second this

nice shot

>>149843922
Just dont tell that to my wife

/our girl/

>Think you get fouled
>Stop playing
>
Are the Swiss capable of anything but whining?

Pinagol if there ever was one

I LOVE PINA

>>149843932
wheres lehmann when we need her?

Does the famous swiss neutrality extend to sports? Do they care if they get through or not?

>>149843944
She would be cute without all those disgusting scribbles all across her body. Normally I'm not even against tattoos but those mini scribble tattoos that are fashion nowadays are just trashy and disgusting.

>>149843951
Too powerful to play

Is this the thread?

>>149843966
sniiiiiiiiiif

wow the swiss completely fell apart

>need a piece of paper to understand which position you're taking
holy shit is this amateur hour?

Subbing Ivelj off was a mistake. She was controlling the midfield and now Spain are running free

If your wife's daughter showed an aptitude for football would you encourage her? Would you want to see her turn pro?

>>149843964
Agreed the tatoos are trash.

>>149843963
"Swiss neutrality" just means it's a safe haven for jewish bankers to fund every side of every side from.

>>149843925
Referees should blow for full time as soon as one team is 10 goals ahead. Then the winning team will get to rest its players for the next match, and teams can have an incentive to see how quickly they can manage it if they're really that good.

think are slags batter these spanish tarts to be fair

>>149843979
Of course, I would be desperately hoping she turns lesbian

>>149843983
Every side of every war from*

>>149843979
why does my wife have a daughter

>>149843978
embarrassing

>>149843979
Spanish soccer is sadly a lesbian coven wherein straight players are bullied by the lezzers. I would encourage her to try another sport.

>>149843995
Because her baby came out without a willy.

>>149843975
Jerry was balding here already

>>149844003
>straight players are bullied by the lezzers
Hot

Rip the lightskin brigade

How about a pilgrimage to an onside position.

>>149843979
Absolutely.
>Women don't carry on the family surname so it doesn't matter if she's a lesbian
>Can earn more money than she'd get as an HR office drone
>The sport is not especially dangerous
>Might get famous
>But won't get harassed in public because nobody watches this shit for 23 months out of every 24
>Plus it's just good to be good at something

>>149844003
> Straight players are bullied by the leaders
Might need to attend one of their open practice sessions

England were 2-0 down and went on to win. Have heart Switzerland.

>>149844035
bodied her

According to the German commentator
>Putellas is Bonmati
>Batlle is Bonmati
>Athenea is Bonmati
>Bonmat is Putellas

>>149844058
Is this some kind of >german humor moment Im missing?

>>149844049
Problem is they went down 0-2 in the first half, which gave Sweden a long time to relax and England time to adjust and subsitute.
This is the complete opposite situation.

>>149844058
We are all bonmati on this blessed day.

>>149844058
todos look-o el same-o

SOMEBODY CLIP THAT SLOW-MOTION BUNDAS FALLING TO THE GROUND

Dont look bros

When the match ends, I'm gonna buy the grok subscription to try that Ani bot. Can't deal with the weekend loneliness. Let's see if she is the real deal

For me it's Crnogorčević's black thong

Der Kas isch bissen.

>>149844082
its 300 quid a month mate mental

Putellas has three sisters and two brothers while Bonmati has two sisters and three brothers and their ages are all divisible by seven. Athenea, meanwhile, needs to buy a hammer and a box of nails for one of Putellas' brothers. How many presents should Bonmati buy at Christmas? (My house has a kitchen, a bathroom, and three bedrooms but no garage.)

>>149844081
>>149844089

>>149844081
lewd

rip athenea

it will never not be weird that young boys play in wankdorf

athenea is kill

ERA

Prepare for second hand embarrassment if this is a penalty.

>>149844099
300 a month? And no customization? Indeed mental

ERA

penalty :DD

my wife athenea ;_;

G’wan Switzerland
You’re going out so you might as well cause some Spanish injuries for the last 5 minutes

I kinda like that black Spanish amazon desu

penalty for that?

>>149843884
Athenea is a racist little chudette. This is why she never will play at Barca.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

lmao what's wrong with women

HAHAHAHAHA

PENGED

>>149844124
There it is.

how many penalties have they missed in 24h
they are like 3/20

Kek.
Are all women unable to ever score a penalty?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH WOMEN

>>149844123
saved

>>149844155
11 by my count

Why can’t women score penalties?

>>149844162
SESSO

Bring on the slag

>>149844124
She's meant to be the GOAT of women's football and she takes penalties like that. They should probably just have a competition to see who can do a jigsaw fastest or something if matches are drawn after 120 minutes. Penalties are not working.

It's worth your while to foul in the penalty box to deny a goal if this is the quality of the penalties.

what a whore. No values

alexiasisters..

>>149844156
No, there's something really weird going on in this tournament. Women penalties aren't usually like this. (remember the goalkeepers are women too)

Luckily, there are not benuldies in the kitchen jahajahajahaja

ENTER:

Just realised that Bonmati has the same nose as Richard Nixon :(

S L A G
L
A
G

E N T E R

>>149844181
the queen is here to save us

>>149844172
Settle it by Ultimate Surrender.

>>149844189
as bogged as she is she does have a great arse

>3 changes
>89th minute
Absolute genius move

>>149844186
Cute smol goblina.

When did Lehmann get so badly bogged?

>>149844186
terrible wrinkles.

RED CARD

>>149844193
If only her face didn't exist

>>149844186
Based. Nixon is the best American president.
Maybe in the future Aitana will travel back in time and become Nixon's mother.

>>149844198
because she played in bongland and got bonglandifide

>>149844172
>

>>149844181
bogpilled

>>149844198
Princess Zelda??

>>149844198
When she went to England and started dating a Hue

>>149844181
Goddamn she's got that haaland neck

>>149844198
Many such cases

>>149844198
What the hell are those eyebrows? Is it just paint?

Did at least touch the ball and didn't even bring the player down but still sent off

>>149844181
her english flag is inversed

>>149844231
they linked up keep it or need it?

>>149844195
They've travelled all the way from Switzerland; might as well give them a game when you know it's all over anyway.

>>149844198
Unironically when she started playing for Wet Spam.

France or Germany tomorrow lads?

>>149844238
sneed it

>>149844238
She begged him for almost half an hour to buy her a rolex

Good news: The pain is over.
Bad news: No penalty shootout hillarity.

Christ, these announcers are fookin' shite

>>149844247
all the countries I rooted for lost,

Congratulations, my fellow countrymen

>>149844247
France, love

>>149843783
I was right. I should start making bets.

>No more Lehmannposting
Shame

>>149844247
France, I hope.

Who will comfort the poor swiss girls who are all upset?

>>149844266
Is Athenea still the best ass in Spain NT?

>>149844247
Germany, just because France beat us.

IT'S OVER

>>149844247
Want: Germany
Think: France

>>149844278
I volunteer

:(

>>149844278
If they need a shoulder to cry on or even a dick to suck, I'll be there.

uoooh

>>149844279
100%

Why didn't you give Switzerland your energy?

>post-game panel praising Switzerland for having one (1) shot on goal, giving up a goal due to a player that stopped mid-play, and a center forward that doesn't understand offsides
What the fuck is wrong with these niggers?

>>149844306
thats not how you uooh, you uooh when you see uooh

Imagine the locker room, the sweat, the scissor sex, the tampons full of blood, the smell, all those queens of lesbos sucking sucking each other's tits, my god

>>149844264
If you're alsatian, you might be able to cope.

>>149844321
the spanish locker room is by far the roastiest locker room

:'(

Is it true the winning teams always have a locker room orgy afterwards?

>>149844318
I wont apologize to a pedophile. Kys.

>>149844322
I live in alsace but am not alsatian

>>149844342
german clay

>>149844336
yes thats the only reason women football is a thing

>>149844336
yeah
the men's team do this as well

>>149844342
voila le boudin

>>149844336
Always.

>>149844336
Urban myth, in reality they go into the losing team's locker room and ritually rape the losing side.

Real talk: would you gf Nikita Parris?

>>149844372
No, that's men's rugby

>>149844386
of course

>>149844340
normalnigger out

>>149844342
This is like a riddle. Are you the letter c?

>>149844386
no i don't want to pollute the genepool