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>West Philadelphia straight-A student Will Smith has a high chance of winning a college basketball scholarship. After a game, he and friend Tray are insulted by gang member Darnell and make a bet with drug lord Rashad. Will and Tray win, but Darnell instigates a fight by throwing a basketball at Rashad's head, making it seem like Will threw it. When Rashad and his crew gang up on Tray, Will clears the court by firing Tray's unregistered gun into the air and is arrested. Will's mother and her brother-in-law Philip Banks get him released and flown to Bel Air, Los Angeles to live with Philip. Will hitches a ride with local Jazz and goes to a fundraiser for Phil's District Attorney campaign. There, Will flirts with Lisa, his cousin Carlton's ex-girlfriend. Will later nearly starts a fight when Connor, Carlton's white teammate at lacrosse, raps ethnic slurs. Will eventually catches Carlton sniffing Xanax and agrees to stay silent if he helps get Phil to ease up on him. At Connor's beach party, Will kisses Lisa. Jealous, Carlton pushes Will into the pool. Will cannot swim, so Lisa pulls him out. He then punches Connor and Carlton.
That's the pilot.

>Molly Weasley has a "girl fight" with Bellatrix Lestrange
Somebody please tell me it doesn't go down the same way in the books

>Sequel isn't titled Somebody
>Not even 90 minutes long

>decide to try to get into the game with the release of Dawntrail
>choose one of the new player worlds
>start in Rabanastre
>it's filled with people on alts in underwear advertising their sexual RP guilds
>nobody else is talking or will talk and it's just a small stream of genuine newbies speedrunning the shitty MSQ to get to... ?
Still trying to figure out what the fuck the point of this game or MMOs like this in general is. It's just Diablo with a monthly fee and worse balancing, insofar as I can tell. Do 100 hours of shit so you can farm a raid for 200 hours to get a piece of equipment you can wear while you AFK around 50,000 other people who have the same piece of equipment.

>post-game panel praising Switzerland for having one (1) shot on goal, giving up a goal due to a player that stopped mid-play, and a center forward that doesn't understand offsides
What the fuck is wrong with these niggers?

Why can they never cast an attractive Lois Lane?

>Kill off the best character in the show to an OC donut steel that nobody liked or remembers
What is even the fucking point of watching past S2? Michael C. Hall is great and all, but the titular character doesn't exactly get more interesting, and the tension with Debra is retarded as fuck. Dramatically and sexually.