Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:37:54 AM
No.213750346
John Belushi was never funny.
Dan Akroyd was never funny.
Weekend Update was never funny.
SNL has always been hit-or-miss.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:04:03 PM
No.127361890
I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA TELL IT LIKE IT IS
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:58:14 PM
No.716319954
Not a single one of these titles has good gameplay. Squaresoft is the original moviegame.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:27:58 PM
No.715975761
Warcraft III is a piss-easy, poorly-written game that was only worthwhile for its map editor and Battle.net
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:18:19 AM
No.714548671
For me? It's Final Fantasy. I've played
>I (Original + Pixel Remaster)
>II (Original + Pixel Remaster)
>III (Original, Remake, Pixel Remaster)
>IV (Original, Remake, Pixel Remaster)
>V (Pixel Remaster)
>VI (Original + Pixel Remaster
>VII (Original + Remake)
>XII (Original + Zodiac Age)
>XIII
>XIV (A Realm Reborn, No Expansions)
>XV (Original + Post-Patch w/ DLC, and Kingsglaive)
>XVI
and I just do not see what people genuinely see in the series to the extent they put one (or more) iterations in their "Top Ten". I give credit to the concept artists, visual effects team who are the ILM of /v/, and music direction, but I would never recommend them as video games. The entire franchise is just the original moviegame, except there is not a single screenplay that is coherent or compelling for its entire or even a majority of its runtime. They always devolve into total nonsense that rely on a mixture of characters acting retarded and plot conveniences. I.E. bog standard shōnen writing.
The series makes The Last of Us look like a genuinely engaging, interactive experience.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:23:09 PM
No.211966736
Unironically his reaction to being told is why. Rejection was the final test, and he failed.
That being said, I always thought it was funny that the Jedi were essentially guilted into allowing him into the Order, despite their otherwise emotional rigidness. Like, they flat out tell Qui-Gon that he can't be trained, for a variety of admittedly bullshit reasons, but then he dies and they feel bad so they relent.
I do like how George portrayed the Jedi throughout his series. They're not villainous like some writers have clumsily portrayed them as, they're just so comfortably ignorant since the majority of them have nothing to do and have known relative peace for so long. It's almost like they were subconsciously asking for it to justify their existence.
The Last Jedi sucks, but its portrayal of Luke is accurate. This dude was not a hero in any classical sense, and his mindset was that of his reckless abandon mixed with his masters' failure and penchant for lies. Of course this nigga ends up as a space hobo with no wisdom or knowledge; he was never given any. He was psychologically manipulated into being a weapon, not a functional human being, and after all of his friends were killed or split apart, what would you expect? He had no home, he had temple, and he had no sense of self. The Mandalorian is fucking gay as shit, fuck that brokebuck mountain lookin' faggot in charge of all this EU crap.
Thanks for reading my space blog.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:38:02 PM
No.211794699
Groucho Marx Friends'd Charlie Chaplin's Living Single.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:47:13 AM
No.713149939
Warcraft III is one of the worst written games in history.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:18:12 PM
No.712730262
BotW is a 4/10
TotK is a 3/10
The Legend of Zelda (3D iterations) hasn't been relevant to the genre in the 21st century. Everybody else is and has been doing Medieval-Fantasy Action-Adventure and the individual mechanics (combat, puzzles, level design, story, etc...) better.
Franchise is in the gutter. Franchises in general deserve death. Relying on brand naming is the definition of faggotry, especially when the implication of quality and/or creativity has been destitute for decades.