Thread 149511641

lynch didnt even throw a proper punch
media beat up

desu if you're getting hard tagged you should be allowed to punch and knock out the other player

tom lynch did nothing wrong, only because he did it to a crom subhuman

Up and at 'em

Good morning alf

From tomorrow, Tuesday July 1st, South Australia is set to implement the toughest knife laws in the country, with the sale of knives illegal to those under 18 (previously 16) and all possession of machetes and swords made illegal. If you own a machete or sword you are required to surrender it to the police or risk a $20,000 fine or 2 years jail.

even more tempted now to move overseas
why does our government want most trad australians to leave?

Sword fights are the coolest thing when Jamie Lannister does it but when Nugububu Chol does its bad?

>>149513543
It doesn't want you to leave it simply wants more brown people to come in

>>149513487
>>149513543
>>149513548
>>>/pol/auspol/

This past round once again vindicated that the league would fold within 3 years if Essendon weren't a part of it.
What a fucking soulless snoozer.
Absolutely pointless sport without the mighty Dons.

>>149513665
Nah pies played

i personally never really think about essendon unless they are playing

>>149513672
Nobody cares. >le australia's most hated team XD is nothing more than a stale plebocratic meme regurgitated by cazzies.
Collingwood are irrelevant and if you barrack for them you don't know anything about football.

I am a neutral in all of this(Geelong supporter) but in my opinion, Collingwood completely clears Essendon when it comes to relevancy.
they have been one of the top teams this century meanwhile Essendon hasn't done anything notable other than being drug cheats.

>>149513739
trvke

>>149513813
wouldn't be talking about cheats if i were a worthless faggot cats supporter
glass houses and all that

>>149513813
>drug cheating = bad
>wage cheating = good

>>149513797
clean your room

Can't believe how much the thirdies and euros on this board care about this meme soccer tournament. Haven't watched a single second of it

wogball has to be the dullest sport in the history of mankind, the fact that scum like pissi and rapist ronaldo make three times an entire afl team's salary cap just shows there's something wrong with the world.
if afl didn't exist i'd be following any other sport over divegrass, except maybe nepocars

tom lynch didnt do anything wrong besides have a spergout

he pulled his punch and just swung
its fucking stupid theres nothing in it
i wish he fucking hit the adelaide cunt tho

>>149514523
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149513543
so you don't hang them all

>>149513797
now post the moral ladder

any good bigfooty melts over lynch

>>149512520
bet smokin joe is really happy he didn't sign with those utter losers now

>>149511641 (OP)
meant footy news media oopsy deanisy laidley iykwim haha

Footy

>>149513487
even if it's a sword coated in zinc by japs so it's not sharp?

>>149513739
>>149513905
all barrackers are shouting fot the good old collingwood retards

How hard are Carlton going to get fucked this round? If Pies don't do them by more than 100 they don't have that dawlg in them

you're not a trve avstralian if you didn't stop giving a crap about wogball after the lucas neill penalty

wdym im a trve avstralian and i lovr MY tillies
what do you mean who are the tillies

Oh my god I just want to hurt someone. I want to physically fuck somebody up

>>149515567
E-Eeeek!
*Cowers away*

>>149515232
As Fly puts it so elegantly.
4 points not style points.

Collingwood will play bruise free football, for the first 3 quarters and Blues will actually show up because they have a sniff. Then Collingwood will play one good quarter, and put the game away.

>>149515745
based point shaving operation

These dipshits at norf need to admit their fuckup and make a separate event for the 1975 premiership anniversary

>>149515759
Nah, not points shaving; it's about not letting everyone else scout your best in a game that doesn't even matter in the large scheme of things.

Collingwood were in a similar position in 2023 and lost this corresponding game, wouldn't surprise me if it happens again to be honest.

who else here turdmaxxing?

what kind of toilet is that? why is the water so low?

>>149515783
no one gives a flying fuck about north melbourne they are a waste of a club

>>149515904
this but add fred, aints, and hawks

https://old.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1lj9wri/ridiculous_several_roos_greats_to_boycott_clubs/
mzi994q/

queen butch insufferable bulldyke has weighed in

>reddit link
shant be looking at that shit, thanks mate

>>149515897
it's not low just has a gigashit sitting in it throwing off the scale

if youve ever stepped foot on chapel street you are part of the problem and you are in my way

can you guys believe williamstown has a whole team named after nick daicos in the vfl

>make a cup of tea
>boiling hot, have to wait 15 minutes for it to be drinkable
>drinking window is like 3 minutes before it's too cold
>forget about it anyway and it goes to waste
love me tea, me

>>149516129
yep hate when it goes lukewarm halfway through the cup

>Parts of NSW colder than Antarctica
umm global warming bros??

>>149512520
Joe ain't coming back. I know Swans need a key forward but this is some hilarious cope.

nate caddys momther

>>149516129
I have a kettle with different tea heat settings. You can make it so it's drinkable within a matter of minutes.

>>149516163
I'm not made of money. I can't have some fancy kettle like everyone else. It boils my water and that's it, job done. I deal with the consequences

>>149516163
hey cartcunt is back

>>149516193
>cartcunt
I have no idea who that is but I'm pretty sure it's not me.

>>149516184
crisp nanza making her tea in the saucepan on the fireplace

Serena

>>149516200
ok you can be kettlecunt then

just stop the kettle before it gets too hot lmao
saved you an extra $120 on something made in china

Pork roast for tea!

>>149516207
okay.

>nine games this week
thank god

>>149516231
It's been perfect roast weather but I haven't had one because I'm too fucking poor to buy any meat that isn't bulk chicken breast and beef mince.

I hate Anglo people and culture

>>149516265
t. every Indian that comes to Australia to exploit it

>>149516163
Yep, crisp. Can set my kettle to maintain a specific temperature. For me? 80 degrees.

>>149516265
crisp chol, deng, atot, aliir or bung

>>149511641 (OP)
Richmond need proper jerseys. Lean into the tiger stripes motif

>>149516265
based

>St Kilda will field a standalone VFL team beginning in 2026, concluding a 16-year alignment with Sandringham.
>The move will see the Saints join 15 other AFL clubs using the model, as just Melbourne (Casey) and Hawthorn (Box Hill) remain with a VFL affiliate.
>Sandringham prepares to join Southport, the Northern Bullants, Williamstown, Werribee, Frankston and Coburg in having no AFL alignment.
Uncrisp talentpool thin

>>149516317
>stand alone sandy
crisp 200 point losses are back on the table
at least this ABOMINATION will never be seen again

why are carlton and essendon still shit after all these years?

>>149516287
*Guernseys.

>>149516351
Poor list management from Carlton.
Poor everything from Essendon.

*Sleeveless

sleeveless shirts are for women and gays

coffee and tea isnt activated until 100 degress you retards

>>149516408
Not everyone is drinking black tea, retard.

Don't let anything black enter my body. Not racist, just not a fan of the colour.

i piss too much

I've consumed a legitimately dangerous amount of sugar today. Might not make it through the night.

Revving up some porn.

it's crazy the schedule they have collingwood on. they have the least breaks, have to visit the most stadiums and have to play the hardest teams during the year. it's disgusting what they do to my team

Who gives a cunting shitfuck about any team besides collingwood

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

It’s crazy how we'll put up with basically anything if it comes from a different country, even if it's completely contrary to good sense and our way of life. We're all so desperate to be progressive that we've become regressive.

IF your team is collingwood...
THEN kill yourself

Me and Nate Caddy's mumza

>>149516502
i can tell you from lived experience that couldn't be further from the truth

>>149516578
whatever they give him, should add 1 week for swinging and failing to knock the cunt out

Any matches to look forward to this weekend?

>>149516628
collingwood plays this week

>>149516628
no

>>149516632
FUCKING
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>149516578
It's Richmond. He will get the +1 added on top of the punishment like usual. RC was right, the AFL really are out to get Richmond

dosn

What exactly is the point of a senior coach? The captain should be the coach.

tom lunch is a gud boi who dindu nuffin

>>149516689
One of the most retarded opinions I've seen posted in an /afl/ thread.

ultimately afl has no future because chineses and indians don't like it. australia is an indian and chinese colony and we should enjoy these twilight years of afl while it lasts

>>149516689
Narr mate gotta play my role and uh yeah give the boys a chance to do theirs aye

>>149516704
haha true mate. looks likes its time to start enjoying ping pong lmao

>>149516719
?

>>149516515
yet to see any actual pics of his mum

>>149516702
Nice argument

Port bros huge if true

>>149516771
fine keep him. butters rozee georgiades and jhf all going home to the catters though

flashman is so fucking based he's basically one of us if we were born in the early 19th century

>>149516779
It was Saints who seemed likely to get Bergman. He grew up a saints fan, and Wanganeen-Milera wants to go to SA so seemed an obvious swap.

Cats still unironically a chance to get Butters. Every Vic club would be after him but I believe it's between cats and dogs (he grew up a dog's fan, but cats are closer to where his mum lives)

>>149516628
>my banies

which ever team gets the crows in finals will be laughing couldn't ask for an easier game

>>149516830
The projection is saw the other week is cats vs crows at gmhba round 1 of finals

the crows are not a threat

Lyon missing from 360
I repeat
Lyon out, Montagna in

>>149516515
What's the prompt for find porn with such bulky woman
Which AI website is this

haven't watched any footy media all year

how possible is it to meet a qt wife at church or through religion? thinking thats the only way now with how ruined modern women are

turn off the vpn mickhead

>>149516859
go to mosque brother

Good whore vs normal whore
You would wanna marry a man if you want decent

>>149516859
convert to islam

>>149516859
Don't listen to these blasphemous dickheads >>149516865
>>149516869
Find your gf at a running event, they're all happening between July-November so it's prime time

>>149516911
>911
Checked btw

go to a gym and get a booty workout girl

>>149516911
>Find your gf at a running event, they're all happening between July-November so it's prime time
Local hiking groups on facebook are a goldmine as well

Wirus

west coast eagles

At a certain point the tea becomes just milk

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name

nick daicos

Why would you even want a wife nowadays

>woke up at 4pm today went to sleep at 5am today
at least i'm gettin sleep

niggas really are that brainwashed they want to find a girl at church KEK

>>149517003
>>149517007
>>149517018
Shalom.

nice job proving his point

>>149517038
shut your fucking mouth trash

>>149517035
go back to thedonald faggot

reject the abrahamic faiths and return to worshiping nature and praying to your ancestors

as opposed to your desert jew?

more like dessert ice cream iykwim haha

>>149517081
KEK

>>149517067
on a stick

I believe in christ because the only way to God is through God and his grace

>>149517127
Amen

cringe e-christians

i need a new jumper any suggestions?

>>149517158
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/909569

Any porn addicts in?

>>149517178
a daring synthesis

>>149517191
not a porn addict, but i do fap sometimes because it helps me fall asleep easier.

>>149517127
>the only way to God is through God

the way to a mans god is through the eyes of his stomach

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSBNcBDY4/
Would

how dare you post a tiktok link in here

>>149517227
KEK FUCKING BASED

the way to god is between a hsgfs legs

because her father will strangle your head clean off your shoulders for getting with his hs aged daughter?

Hsgf too old

>>149517018
where's better?

Morgue

>>149517267
out of jealousy?

Out of racism

>>149516740
Do you spend time explaining to the homeless guy yelling shit outside the train station why his arguments are flawed? Of course you don't. It'd be a waste of time. You just shake your head and keep walking.

>>149517337
I saw one of those recently screaming about Russian Jews in Bondi Junction was based ngl

>>149517014
Literally me lately except I woke up at 9am, again at 11am and then at 2pm but didn't actually get out of bed until around 4pm.

>>149517191
Define addict.

>>149517348
>>149517014
How come u lads don't post here at night time

>>149517358
Generally posting elsewhere that's more active.

>"They were the Melbourne Joggers"
lol Brownie not up to date with internet vernacular

I do not think I've ever ordered a salad for a meal at a restaurant in my entire life.

I ordered a Waldorf Salad once

I’ve tossed some salad in a restaurant.

SA lad

>>149517358
just kinda end up doing different stuff depending on where the wine takes me

how many of us are here ya reckon im from the riverina go rams

WA should seek independence and become a free country where you can own guns and be allowed to say whatever you want online and in irl.

My suicide note is just going to be a soijak of myself
I deserve nothing more - I am such a worthless dog

>>149517391
I havent watched Fawlty Towers in a while, might have to watch it again soon

The video packages that fox footy does are so gay

>>149517417
i'm not against it but people already say crazy shit irl that if you introduced guns would equal death
i'm for that as some people gotta learn to be polite the king hit laws just allows cunts to say whatever they want without consequence

>>149517491
people are only crazy because the government treats them like cattle

just tried some red wine and yep still don't like it

kayo keeps trying to shill me nrl sloppa

Dockies Aura all around me.

what's so special about afl 360 that justifies 3 days of it a week

>>149517443
It's a bit problematic frankly

I'm calling wharfie time

>>149517417
also make our currency real gold and silver coins. based tredders would immigrate.

>>149517541
Nothing
It's the definition of gay shit for retards

kfc need to bring back the double

Going to head home from the pub to shove a massive dildo up my arse in the hopes of just feeling something

>>149517558
at least when robbo was on it was occasionally entertaining
now they have sloppy lymong who somehow speaks even worse

>>149517541
>>149517558
I used to slag off robbo but gerard is even worse than him and lyon just doesn't fit the vibe of the show
i've warmed to lyon over the years but he's more a game day presenter rather than a host

>>149517417
Isn't WA's government mega cucked?

robbo is absolute scum and a complete and utter deadshit
garry lyon isnt much better but anything is an improvement over that fat retarded cunt

>>149517588
it's probably the most labor state in australia ahead of pozztoria

>>149517599
they all have cte

>>149517417
they tried this in the early 20th century and the rest of australia didn't let them
>>149517614
only recently, and that's because the libs here are insane powerbrokers that managed to really fuck themselves over right before the last 2 elections

lads...

I like it when foreigners hate other foreigners

Wimbledon's on lads

>>149517692
Who playin

this place was so comfy during the 'vid. ynr chartchad being right about absolutely everything.

>>149517697
Crackhead Jordon Thompson's losing to some Kopriva guy
Norrie vs Autist Agut starts in 30 mins for boomer tennis
Popyrin looms

>>149517697
>Who playin
nah he's wanking they's dick off

>>149517692
i'm watching mannarino (fra) against o'connell (aus)
backing the frenchman because muh ancestry and we have the same haircut

>>149517678
He's like 40 and is still trying to grow a beard

>>149517678
the absolute state of the modern man

>>149517718
Mannaheckinrino is a shithead but wouldn't mind him going out with a bang, another few years in him

>>149517740
yeah he's a shit but i like him

i remember when Melbournians turned on Djokovic because he didn't want the clotshot

is the tour on

Collingwood is so good it's unfair. They will win all 3 finals by at least 10 goals, screenshot this

tennis is a sport for queers lol

>>149517755
they will become average again when their high iq players retire.

I am seriously beginning to despise the Irish and everything about them. Absolute parasitic "people"/

>>149517761
They will retire before the finals?

>>149517754
starts this weekend mate

>>149517771
fuck up angloid

>>149517761
what high iq players kek

>>149517752
I'm a Victorian and supported him but I also didn't take that shit.

>>149517755
the iggs outplayed them for a half and then ran out of juice and collingwood just played long down the line
brisbanes best is better than any team currently they chopped geelong to bits at gmhbaz stadium

>>149517794
Brisbane literally cannot beat collingwood

>>149517794
funny because part of the reason why the iggs were winning was because the fagpies were farming disposals by overly relying on handballs, really exposes the con about prick gaycos being a good player

>>149517678
What's this cunt's fucking problem? Does he seriously think anybody gives a fucking shit? He thinks he's celebrity or something. Retarded narcissistic fat cunt

>>149517820
Collingwood has beaten them in the last four games but the last six games before that Lions beat them every time. Pies won't stay on top of them forever.

>>149517783
>what high iq players kek
almost all of them desu, when you watch them they're all cool and composed and make every disposal count.
when players like pendlebury, sidebottom, howe, cameron and a few others all start retiring with vfl shitters replacing them it will get to the point where they just become another average team.

>>149517842
you may certainly not

>>149517783
Thanks for proving me right, retarded 1/64 mick

>>149517842
easy tiger

straff dosnt even loike footey anymore

did he ever end up taking a dick or was coming out as a faggot just his latest 'mick?

The afl is a straight up Mafia that siphons dumb retard aussie tax money to build their infas4

metres gained is a bullshit stat

more of a speed of ball man myself

>>149517954
Duh. Like a lot of the footy media's favourite stats it's meaningless in isolation.

>back to back rising star noms
there is LIGHT at the end of the TUNNEL and i KNOW that this time it's NOT a TRAIN coming the OTHER WAY

>goals scored
>goal assists
>score involvements
>tackles
>intercept possessions
only stats that matter

Me? I'm a contested marks man. You heard of this guy Nick Daicos? Yeah... Awesome player.

>>149517993
The four contested possessions are very important.

Shut up arsehole.

>literally everyone complaining about how shit the footy is this year
>collywobbles top of the ladder
one must ponder

i wonder how many carlton fans will kill themselves if collingwood wins it this season

>>149518091
I can't recall the last season where half the teams were done with no chance of finals straight after the byes ended. There's going to be so many dead rubber games for the rest of the season and most weeks the majority of games have already felt overwhelmingly one sided.

>>149517678
What's his one wood?
What does he stand for?

my dockies have been monumental lately

>The ABC had a "50:50 Equality Project" that stipulated reporting had to be at least 50% female, 15% non-Anglo, 8% disabled and 3.4% Indigenous
How the fuck can you run a news department like this? You're saying a news-worthy event suddenly isn't worth reporting to anyone if it only involves white, able-bodied men? That is fucking outrageous. There is no way tax dollars should be funding this shit. I mean it's likely everyone suspected they had such a bias but the fact that they actually have an internal written policy stipulating it is rage-inducing.

>>149518293
the problem with all this is it's inherently racist and anti-men aka they are trying to get rid of white men
when your population is mostly white people yeah you're going to have mostly white people in jobs sprinkled with minorities

that's how it's supposed to be because it reflects the population that doesn't mean it's racist it's just how it works

by placing minorities into prominent positions you are now going against merit based hiring so whatever you are do has a lower quality because people who don't deserve the job are now getting it based on skin colour over others who have a white skin colour and or are male

to me it sounds like a clever trick to hamper the productivity of a nation by forcing this on them, something the devil would think up and spread amongst his worshipers to enact

>>149518293
lefties hate the abc too. shows just how fucked theyve become since ditching state footy for womeme's """""spoorts"""""

>>149518173
What we really need are three more teams, preferably two in rural Victoria/NSW and one in Tasmania. It's Time and Good for Footy.

>>149517993
>score involvements
>guy kicks 6 points
>6 score involvements

lol

north and st kilda should be relocated to hobart and albury/wodonga
bulldogs relocated to darwin

>>149518629
you shouldn't be penalised for your shit teammates after putting in the hard work

>>149518629
>>149518658
the solution to this is having stats for
>goals
>score assists

Any pressure rating CHADS in the chat?

40+ year old australian father wearing cap with sunglasses, cargo shorts, flip flops, and t shirt with a beer gut

>>149518629
A handpass in a scoring chain counts as a score involvement. A score assist is being the final link in that chain. Putting the ball into a position where a teammate can score is a very valuable thing. Whether or not the guy on the end can finish cleanly shouldn't have any bearing on that stat.

Why is the sound of rain on the roof so comfy?

>>149520178
It's satisfaction from being an cro-magnon back the day and erecting a shelter that keeps you dry even in a down pour similar feelings like this come from hunting or fishing when you catch a big fish. It's like the reptilian part of your brain gets stimulated.

>>149520178
womb sound simulator

UP AND AT EM

is the Great Man watching his padres today?

Good morning alf

>>149518293
It doesn't necessarily mean they won't report on something if it concerns men, but they will just add another story concerning women to make it balanced.

It's because representation is important.

If you hate diversity quotas, I've got bad news for you about literally every single major corporation and government department in Australia......

spergs in here cry about diversity quotas but don't care that collingwood is 25% old useless cunts who wouldn't get a contract anywhere else, 25% poofs, 25% brown, and 100% all mentally retarded

>>149518630
my thoughts exactly upon waking up

>>149528256
see >>149518367

RICHO RICHO MAN

sydney is where sport goes to die

>>149518846
>flip flops
foy

>>149528329
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee collingwood reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Top of the ladder, stay mad

>>149529253
>ladder position mattering

Worst season so far I think I know why when the big 4 aren't flying it just isn't as spectacular. The afl desperately needs these teams to help these teams improve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sekAWwZ9ys
IT'S UP!!!

>>149529355
The finals are a waste of time and a meme mini tournament. The flag should go to the team who finishes on top of the ladder at seasons end. One of the few things European soccer does right

>>149529937
i'm triple 7's baby

>>149529991
based port adelaide supporter

>>149530079
Yes

both adelaide teams are a joke

shut the fuck up

>port
comedy show of an organisation

>crows
literal whos riding off an easy schedule after a shit season last year

cunt up fuckface

I'm just so sad all the time

POWAH

>>149530110
ai slop

Love myself and want to live

>>149530399
not a single looker in the that bunch

Hate myself, but I want to live

representing australia in international sport should be the only path to citizenship

Josh has got himself in trouble with the law again

>>149531316
Turncoats should never be accepted, respected or trusted. She'll do it again.

>>149530079
this but on top of the ladder 1/4 of the way through the season
go saints btw

>>149530358
anon's plan?

>>149518133
It's hilarious hearing Carlton fans talk about 2023 being a year they look back fondly to. The year they were 50 points up in a prelim and choked it away while their arch rivals win the flag is their best season in a quarter of a decade.

Never mind half way through said season their "supporters" were hurling abuse at them for being shit at the end of games.

>>149531316
>on track to gain citizenship
technically true but i thought you had to be here for 5 years just for a PR
am i missing something
guess the rules don't matter if you have a bunch of money and say poutine... LE BAD!
also
>soon call Melbourne home
>pic of Sydney
>Aus Open not for half a year

>>149531545
>quarter of a decade
Century*

>>149531546
also also
>condemning Russia's invasion of Ukraine
i assume she's tqlking about 2022 not the russkis trying to stop (((usa-funded))) euromaidan 11 yeats qgo

i am the hidden hand of this general

>>149530784
port is slop

>>149531623
Back to /pol/ chug tranny

My penis saw sunlight for the first time in months today

i am the chancellor palpatine of this general

Time for lunch

It is never okay for a wife to nag her husband.

The wife must lift her husband up, not tear him down.

Man quietly endures untold suffering to provide for his family. Disrespecting him is treason against the household and state.

>>149532942
lgm but i would've added some cheese as well

weddle bros....

>>149532942
are those toes or fingers?

Haven’t had a drink in 8 days after I was drinking two bottles of red wine a night post breakup

Very good chance that Collingwood and Geelong finish top two, and Dogs and Hawks finish 5th and 6th, meaning 4 home finals in melbourne. If this happens, Geelong's home game will probably occur at Kardinia park like 2013

>>149533261
only if they play gold coast or gws
if they play brisbane or a vic team they'll put a game at marvel

Why is Geelong the only vic team with their own stadium?

>>149511641 (OP)
Lynch has always HATED being held

>>149533261
>>149533312
Cats vs crows qualifying final GMHBA

Lynch Tom

>>149533367
haha awww

>>149533363
because they are based in a different city to the rest of the teams

iggs have been playing a great brand lately but y'all aren't ready for that conversation

>>149533522
just need a 4 quarter effort innit

>>149533522
i've tipped them so many times, they have fucked me

>>149533522
A losing brand

>>149533643
>i will keep tipping the worst team in the comp
Your fault

What do west coast stand for?

>>149533386
that would still get 70k at the MCG, theyd be more likely to shift the dogs to Marvel

Crows get great home crowds but the fans don't travel well

Idk why you're all upset at his terminology, that is what your community built sport organisations are brands that use their branding to push anglo-american political hegemony

>>149533898
>head growing larger but face shrinking
how do I stop this from happening to me?

Just read the news.
What the FUCK is it with gays and molesting children? The AFL cannot - must not - support such a disgusting and predatory lifestyle.

>>149534318
Wat happened now

Footy?

>>149534360
Dom Sheed announced his retirement

>>149534360
Male child care worker abused hundreds of kids, authorities recommend parents test them for sexual infections

>>149534452
The AFL supports the homosexual lifestyle, which is linked heavily to predatory behaviour toward children. The AFL must not support such a lifestyle.

>>149534360
search darcy moore on twitter

>>149534002
black lives

If you wear track pants in public, you’re a deadset fuckhead

>>149534637
We'll call me a fuckhead then

>>149534929
you dont dress up in a tuxedo every time you need to run to the shops?

hope the pedo doesnt see the day out and dies a horrible death tonight

been thinking about getting rid of my jeans and replacing them with slacks, tshirts with dress shirts

Any of you fellas want to link up? I won't be an arse and post a photo of you on here we can just chill

>>149535500
We already did a meet up. Best day of my life

for me it's chinos

>>149535500
I was at the 2013 MCG meet up

remember during the 'vid when they warned the crowd at the footy not to touch the ball if it came over the fence kek

god isnt dead
but ill get that bastard one day

My online persona is completely separate to my irl one, never the twain shall meet.

a couple of posters in here have revealed enough about themselves that I properly know who they are

i know who dollfucker is

>>149536071
Won't be me. I change my typing style, the team I barrack for and my opinions on everything daily. I am a chameleon

i barely know who i am #schizo #damaged #broken

donkey

bought a new Ford Raptor for financial year write off, love me accounent

>>149536071
>>149536092
Of course you do mate

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-01/childcare-worker-alleged-sexual-assaults-melbourne-west/105480228

>worked at 20 different childcare centres

>>149536197
looks exactly like you would expect

>>149536254
>pedo
>white male

every time

Imagine paying 1k a week to leave your kid with suss cunts just so you can go to wagie

can we ban that flag from cheersquads yet

so funny when tradies think tax write off = free and go and spend thousands at bunnings

>>149536296
tradies arent smart mate

>sydneypoofs taking money from the AFL and laughing at them when the AFL ask to prepare a surface for playing
West of the Barassi Lines bros, I don't feel so good bros...

huh?

the barassi line mentally broke nrl

Thinking wank for afternoon tea.

hate my tradie dickhead client

>Bailey Sniff second fave for the Brownlow
fuck, it might happen

nick deserved it last year but doesn't this year
he should lose a lot of votes to sidebottom, as well as pendlebury, cameron and elliott

>>149536426
meant bont

>>149535520
all these boys have grown up and found women they love and who love them for who they are and they have semi-regular sex and they're happy with life

>>149536379
hes going to win it because he wasnt suspended but rested for his little drug jibe on insta

>>149536494
they're australian, they're not happy

>>149536505
t. melburnian

>>149536505
nah they're not blooser customers they're content with how things are

>>149536494
I've heard that allegedly 1 of them is a confirmed tranny

he's not me retard

Players should be allowed to king hit umpires

>>149536535
wonder which one has done the biggest poo in the office dunny

>put more umps on the field
>blame the players for umps getting in the way
REALLY now afl?

>>149536535
none of them still work for "gen z boss and a mini". womens infighting quickly killed the harmony in that place

"gen z boss and a mini" still perseveres though with new staff

>>149536587
Source?

>>149536598
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d7oOTfif3tc

>>149536616
kino

>>149536579
umpires should be replaced fpv drones
a separate drone with a claw arm can hover over the action in case of ball ups then just drop the ball instead of ump throwing it up

also replace the goal posts with lasers

i remember a weetbix ad years ago when the wallabies were still a popular thing and it was future rugby based
the aussie kicker going for goal suddenly had to deal with a crossbar that rose from normal spot right up to the top of the posts but because he ate his weetbix he cleared it easily

in here lads
https://www.windy.com/?-33.871,151.201,5
sydney finna get heemed
might have ramifications for afl scheduling

>>149536742
>another cyclone
government needs a new script

if you search something on google now it gives you an AI overview as first result

>>149536776
based coma anon

>>149536782
well I only notice that today, was it before today?

>shopping at Woolsworth cos was near it today
>usually shop at Coles near home
>boomer on self checkout sexually assaults my carton of pepsi max and places a sticker saying 'bulk item purchase' on it without my permission

this didnt never happen to me at Coles. not shopping Woolsworth again

>self serve checkout
good goy, work for them for free

>>149536735
I remember that too

>>149536797
been that way for a while now

>>149536806
i am the most efficient person ive ever met it would be distressingly annoying to be chuck out

>>149536816
crisp unpaid worker

Shut the fuck up

>>149536822
time is money im sure you have lots of 'spare time' then!! idiot

>>149536832
need to get back to making mr toilburg rich? good goy

i've been posting kingy quotes in threads across /sp/ and nobodys replied

There's very few players with AURA these days. Bailey Smith is a rare exception.

meant fagra

>>149536863
josh daicos

thinking about tradies again

>>149536679
the lasers would have to flash menacingly if the ball hits the post

>muh lasers
Obsessed

it should be legal to shine powerful lasers in the eyes of playing taking a set shot

>>149536863
Nate Caddy

>>149536888
based coroner

It should be legal to fellate your own penis

imagine sledging nate caddy about his mum BUT you can't say anything sexual about her

it should be legal for nate caddys mum to fellate nate caddy

this is literally what collingwood supporters are like

nate caddys momther

>>149536941
Pics of his mum? Yet to see any

>>149536949
every time i try to wash my willy i just end up erect and wanking

>>149536952
She's not her retard

why would you wash a condom

>>149536988
Cost of living

why would you browse a subreddit dedicated to melbourne swingers

>>149536999
kekkles

cant wait to hear all about our "heroes in the SES" tomorrow

heard you want your country back

>Latest Eagles premiership hero hangs up the boots - West Coast premiership hero Dom Sheed has announced his retirement, calling time on his 165-game career.
>Hold my beer. Idiot driver caught 81 times by smart cameras - A driver smoking a glass pipe (left) and a driver drinking a beer, both of whom were caught using WA's new smart cameras.
>REVEALED: The most moronic 000 calls made to WA Police - One man even called triple-0 because his neighbour’s tree was blocking his view.
>Nine incredible pics that show how much Perth has changed - The State Library of WA has released a series of nostalgic photographs.
>Abbott Elementary's Quinta Brunson breaks silence on divorce as she addresses 'major change' in life - Quinta Brunson has insisted that she "didn't announce" her divorce earlier this year and that she didn't really want others to knoe (sic) about the "major change" in her personal life.
>Female stablehand dies after freak accident with horse - The racing community is in mourning as Victoria Police and WorkSafe investigate the tragedy.
>Screens shrink children's brains - Children who spend their days glued to screens have smaller brains and lag behind when it comes to development.
>AFL inspects SCG as decision day looms over Dockers game - No decision has been made on whether Fremantle’s match against Sydney on Sunday will moved but Andrew Brayshaw is making plans to give himself the best chance of staying on his feet if it stays at the SCG.
>AFL great Matthew Lloyd sings West Coast Eagles debutant Jobe Shanahan’s praises - One of the AFL’s great goal kickers has lauded West Coast’s latest forward talent, with Matthew Lloyd suggesting Jobe Shanahan could be one of the steals of last year’s draft.

perth now has changed their site. it's slightly harder to get headlines now

>>149537079
Thank you for your service

>>149537079
>WA's new smart cameras
fuck sake fuck off already you cunts

>>149537079
>Nine incredible pics that show how much Perth has changed - The State Library of WA has released a series of nostalgic photographs.
>MAL BROWN IS FIGHTING THE ENTIRE CARLTON TEAM
>and to give YOU the best deal on your new car

>two friday night games
huh

>>149537144
have a gander at the mk1 escort
love the spanner front

>>149537159
fuck up dickhead ONLY old cars are any good

dunno why so many people are rushing to buy chink cars from byd like the wonton rodeo kek

same with Tesla's and all new cars imagine the tracking and your data that is being harvested have some agency over your privacy. imagine needing to jailbreak a car you own

crack up when i see a tradie in some cheap shit chink ute
you just know he cops so much shit for it on site

>>149536811
I like it, saves you clicking on any fuckheads website

Thanks for always being there for me guys. I'm glad to have your company

no worries mate

i dont drive i just get the train. and i always fare evade.

>>149537269
Crispo

>>149537269
transperth HATES him

wish i could walk/bike/bus/train wherever i needed reliably

>>149537316
i reckon 15 minute cities is a wef rebrand of climate lockdowns but i do like the idea of walkability

wish i could wank wherever i needed reliably

i advocate for public transit and bicycling infrastructure so commuters can get the fuck off the roads and leave them for hoons like me to have fun on

i have covid
covid is NOT over

i bought a multipack of little chippies bags instead of one big bag, so i won't eat all the chippies at once

6/7 the remaining thursday/friday night games involve carlton or essendon
in some cases both of them

>>149537355
traditional big 4 pls understand

>>149536197
legalize, promote and encourage love dolls and this will stop happening

i got a big 4 iykwim haha

anyone remember pac man chips or Mr Milk? that was the shit

>z
foy

>30 seconds
he actually sits here all day chomping at the bit to seethe about Americanisms kek

my primary school canteen had this vanilla milk called "snow" that was the shit. never seen it since.

more than one guy

>>149537387
don't forget tradies

i never use sunscreen because i don't like its greasy feel

>>149537415
this but sucking condoms

>he had to go to primary school
crisp downie

bizarre attempt at bants

cheap seats soon

<b-b-b-iwarr atemp at bancsh

>>149537436
KEK GOTTEEM

>>149513797
same shit every year, becoming far too predictable

>>149530399
bottom left is the only looker

>>149537442
The top 2 from last year are 10th and 12th. Last years 9th is now 1st

>>149536197
>>149536254
you now realise this coincides with Dr RC's dissapearance

>>149537466
grim

the paedophilic rc

i reckon a lot of my social anxiety comes from knowing that if anything physical kicks off i will probably get knocked out from a single punch

5 weeks ay?

Do you blokes prefer kaneo or kingy

i don't give a shit but if there are ads against men there should be ads against women cos equality innit lade
>2 stories basically about muh stolen generator and 1 about westher that they can't call this soon without ypipo tech
huh

just 5 more weeks to flatten the curve

>>149537539
sorry meant 10 btw you don't have human rights unless you take experimental gene therapy developed in a day

My dog just took a piss in the house

TIL Hird was club champion in his final year. Interesting.

>>149537536
I preferred robbo

>>149537549
Yeah could have easily gone on longer but I guess didn't want to play under anyone other than Sheedy

>>149537536
kingy

off to watch the tennis
you need a newy btw

ill link nrl as a funny joke

>>149537574
kek please do, that would be cunting hilarious

meant to make a newwy but it turns out I posted in some Brazilian thread
>>149537578
don't think I can ever recover from this

what happened to RC?

>>149537585
it happens
>>149537651
>>149537651
>>149537651