After 66 minutes

Spain 0
Germany 0

Previous >>149910257

for me, it's maxibon
can't get them in the uk

post dogs

>>149921321
Had a knock off one of these from Aldi the other day
Just as peng in all honesty

For me it's an attractive substitute.

why would we need a new on page 2

reminder that Alexia is a goddess and you should pray to her 5 times a day

>>149921298 (OP)
>abandoning my intensive German and hydraulics courses to watch lesbian women in shorts running and sweating

>>149921344
pute means prostitute here

>>149921298 (OP)
Why do ze germans only have one black player in the squad?

>>149921344
>10/10 mummy body and face
>ruined with tattos

why can't women understand the offside rule?

>>149921350
in spanish too

>>149921327

The Spanish pacey ngubuette is breddy cute tbqhwy

>>149921368
They do understand it, they just don't have a clue where they are on the field

Can’t stop thinking about the seething Italian boss from last night

>>149921371
PUTA
same here

>>149921353
nicht genung BBC, sie muessen mehr importieren

>>149921384
It was the correct call.

Why do Germans have such bad dress sense?

>>149921384
KAHLER BETRÜGER

It's time.

>>149921398
that's where the americans got it from

what an embarrassing slurper

The level of quality is pretty awful

Why didn’t Spain join WW2 on the axis side?

>the team with no Ngubette super sub will lose

>>149921420
Yeah. It's women's football.

>>149921431
too close to the civil war they didnt have the appetite

Athenea <3

crazy to think those are the two best teams in the world (brits who had to rig it against italy do not count)

>>149921384

YOU PROMISED ME A GOAL ANON!

>>149921431
because they had just finished wrecking themselves in the civil war

>Athenea
Hopefully Berger continues being stellar

>>149921431
they cba

>>149921379
we had a female ref once who took away a goal from us
our coach later went to talk to her after the game about the false offside she called

Sex with Kelly

>>149921431
They tried but the Americans told them that they’d stop allowing Spain to import their food/goods if they joined up with Hitler

Spanish women are more thick but Germans are taller and more chad, which one should one pick?

>>149921431
They'd just had their civil war and we're poor and weak at the time, and too scared of their shipping getting done in by the royal navy.

Can someone shoot at the goal?

>>149921451
we learnt from the best

Want to sexo Linda Dallmann

That's the 2nd time the cameraman films the "wurst nightmare" sign girl at the wrong time

BERGER DOWN

pray for berger bros

My related question is why does everyone memory hole the fact that Spain and Portugal were both dictatorships up until like 50 years ago

>parallelogram

>>149921473
If by women you mean femboys, Germans have less body hair.

>>149921431
Franco asked for France's Africa and Hitler obviously said no.
Also Wilhelm Canaris sabotaged it.

Which women's sport has the most lesbians?

>>149921376

just chillin

>>149921467
Same, she called offside on a guy in our own half of the field

>England v Germany/Spain
Doesn't seem fair us having to play both.

>knaack

Bergerbros...

>mandatory netflix and chill break
LMAOing @women's "sports"

>>149921511
thats a lesbian

I keep thinking they're saying Patrick Berger but she's way more manly than him anyway

>>149921516
We can take em. We have Chloe

>>149921502
if you look at fascism honestly you realise it is superior to democracy and cant be having that goy

>>149921476
Ball too heavy please understand

These bitches are like... Should I score (internal monologue thinking) nah I'm good I won't

>>149921394
What you slag

>>149921510
phwoar

>Match winning saves
Saves don't win matches only goals do.

burger dead
wat nou

Me and 10 anon's could perform better than this

>>149921431

Franco was smart enough to stay out of it

women!

>>149921502
Greece too I think?

>>149921509
The one with more players.

>>149921510
thats a man

where are the "they should make women's goals smaller" crowd?

>>149921473
stick with faggot sex

Berger's grandpa (she greeted and dedicated the victory to him after the penalty kick victory) will only come back for the final match. Would be odd if she qualified and couldn't play it

>>149921531
Yeah Spain and Portugal were the super powers of the 20th century right.

wat

edina fucked up again

Do you guys think that female players think their rivals are hot?

>CATA SMOL

>>149921568
apples to oranges comparison they were better than they have been since

>miss me yet?

>>149921572
Beth Mead is literally dating her opponent

>settle down for an evening of women's football
>browse 22 instagram accounts for sexy bikini pics
>miss 95% of the match

every time

>>149921572
definitely

portugal (ans israel) were the last supporters of rhodesia and apartheid south africa and for that I respect them

>>149921572
They probably flirt on the pitch.

Do these bitches not have any pass plays?

>>149921572
why do you think so many of them are lesbians?

>>149921531
Reminder that the nazis lost :3

Oof.

>>149921580
footslut

It wasn't Bühl's night

>>149921576
how many women's euros and world cups did Franco win?

>>149921565
he's already there

>>149921568
Spain was a very prosperous country during the Franco regime, both socially and economically. Before that, it was a republican disaster that led to a civil war.

>>149921518
est-ce qu'il y a un problème mon ami?

CERSIE LANNISTER ON THE PITCH

>>149921502
I think it might be because they were capitalist. Albania was North Korea-tier, and now people just think it was a bit like Yugoslavia because both countries were communist. Also, South Korea literally had slaves building the stadiums for the 1988 Olympics, but nobody talks about that any more either.

>>149921605
Nice, thx

>>149921596
The nazis are just getting started pal.

>>149921605
"I killed all those jews for this?"

>>149921590
Wales have the most dykes

>>149921592
Well, they are. Lesbian or bisexual, at least 7 out of 10.

If so many female footballers are lesbian, why aren't more male players gay?

olgass

Lesbians have the worst sex. Straight couples can both enjoy vaginal intercourse, even gay men recieving anal sex (I am reliably told) enjoy it, but lesbians have to take receiving pleasure in turns.

why do the girls looked surprised when someone passes them the ball?

>>149921619

I'm surprised it's still 0-0, Germany have done well. Could even give England hope in the final either way.

Aitana is cute.

>>149921623

>>149921623
All the black players are secretly gay

>>149921627
gay men end up in diapers if they dont die of aids

>>149921502

the dictatorship was so benign by the 60s that foreigners didn't give it a second thought. and nobody thinks about Portugal.

>>149921627
Ever heard of 69 my nigga?

>>149921610
no I thought it was amusing a player would be named sausage
I love knacks especially in choucroute

>>149921627
I've told Lesbians don't really have sex, they just make out for days on end

>>149921615
>Albania was North Korea-tier
Give me more information on this

Is Albania the country where English comic actor Norman Wisdom was bizarrely popular?

>>149921623
Good athletes are more masculine than feminine. Lesbian women are more masculine, and gay men are more feminine.

SCORE A GOAL YOU FFAGOTS

>>149921623
testosterone lesbian brain makes them play men's sport

same way estrogen gay brain make gay men have dancing as a hobby

german who just came on is an arse fan

I feel like women are lesbians out of spite for men
Rather than a raw sexual attraction for women

>>149921636
>secretly

>>149921623
Because football is for people who like women.

Which way white man?

athenea ass is so fat

>>149921623
You have to be gay to be a pro athlete. Straight people leave after the first shared bath.

The German goalkeeper is married to Jess Carter who the internet were being racist to last weekend

>>149921627
>what is scissoring

I need Athenea to shit on me

30 MORE MINUTES OF THIS

WOAH ANON

>>149921623
Because men are ugly and undeserving of love.

t. man ;_;

>>149921657
damn nigga what the fuck

>>149921651
Nice shirt choice.

>>149921651
Hitler died for this kek

>>149921657
Dafne mogs the horseface on left

>>149921667
Quintessential German post

>>149921664
very looksmatched couple

earlier in the tournament when there were 5+ goals every game it was kino
the last few games have been sad

doesn't Kleinherne mean small brain or something?

>Portugal is so irrelevant
People don't even remember their dictator

>>149921669
>30 + 4

>>149921664
well that could be awkward if germany win this semi-final

>>149921502
Because they didn't side with the communists during the Cold War. In the end, they ended up being bootlickers for the Americans because that helped to whitewash their image abroad.

>>149921694
The only thing I know Portugal for is the man.

>>149921694
I remember Salazar because his name sounds like a Tintin villain

>>149921689
Who do you think wins the fistfights in that household?

>>149921690
After thousands of betting los---EXPERIENCES I knew to pull out after the group stage

>>149921618
>The nazis are just getting sta-ACK

>>149921689
It seems women only looksmatch when it comes to dating women.
When dating men, they only accept a man above them in looks.

How many easy tap-ins has Salma fucked up already?

Female Spain manager:
>If I look really grumpy it will give off the impression that I really know what I'm doing

>>149921657

they really grow up fast...

>>149921691
no that would be "Kleinhirn"

>>149921459
>>149921461
I reckon you could edit this into some kind of creepypasta image.

>>149921722
>Nazi_pwned.jpg
state of you

>>149921636
Trent went to Real to be with his BF Jude according to rumours

>>149921741
no edit required

He was right.

>>149921731
>change one letter
>pretend meaning isn't almost exactly the same

FUCK

OOOOOOFFFFF

holy fuck women are so bad

APOLOGIZE

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

KATA
KOLL

blimey

retard keeper

>>149921753
Herne is the name of a city. it's as far from "Hirn" as far can get

Fackin hell.

fucking hell

pfahaha

>>149921664
>German goalkeeper is married to Jess Carter
Holy shit its real

We're getting pens aren't we. No one ever wins it in extra time. Well except yesterday I suppose.

Could you spare a bit of your luck, Britbongs?

>>149921741
There we go

There are no goals not because they aren't trying, but because the finishing and final pass have been genuinely Sunday league tier.

>>149921639
>the dictatorship was so benign by the 60s
?

>its over

>>149921645
Yes; he was popular because he was the only Western star whose films could be shown, as they often depict proletarian underdogs triumphing against bourgeois bureaucrats.

Albania's dictator, Enver Hoxha, got the country into serious trouble when he ruined the international relationships with every other communist country by telling both the USSR and China that they "weren't communist enough". He was also seriously medically paranoid, and spent what little money the country had on building thousands of military bunkers all across the country to protect Albania from the invaders he was convined were coming. The bunkers are still there today, and if you go to Albania, you see them constantly. They're no good from a defensive perspective, though, because each one is only big enough for a couple of people and there's no food or ammunition in there, so any invaders could just starve everyone out incredibly easily.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enver_Hoxha
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania

>>149921729
Oyveysisters?

That was like Brehme's shot deflecting off Paul Parker

>>149921657
Is that Famke Jansen? Her, for sure.

Bustiest female player?

>>149921783
dont think it matters we win against these shitters either way

like watching black and white football lemao

>>149921778
lol

>>149921783
\o/

>>149921746
Bum bandits

stepped out of the room for a second to scratch my balls and what an attempt I missed!

>>149921783
Rub a picture of the king for luck.

Are you in favor of homosexuals being able to get married?

>>149921778
have another one
Spanish right back Ona Batlle is or was dating Lucy Bronze and is rumoured to have been shagging Keira Walsh

What do lesbians slurp?

how does the german player not run in as soon as that shot is hit? it was obviously going to be close/saved; if she'd ran in, the rebound could have been tapped in from 5 yards out

>>149921730
Big
Juicy
Anglo-Iberian
Booba
!

>>149921780
At the rate the goalkeepers are going, the penalty shootout will probably end 1-0

>>149921797
Frida Maanum and Victoria Pelova are up there.

>mfw extra time

>>149921780
rigged btw

>>149921791

For some reason, the break right now is less boring than the game.

>>149921589
spain suppoted portugal in africa
portubros

>>149921807
I don't really care. They shouldn't be allowed to adopt kids though.

>>149921627
I'd rather be vag on vag tribbing than get shit on my pecker

i love jule brand

kek I think my guy is ready to be subbed on

>>149921807
certainly not

>>149921809
At least that would make for some good lesbian action I guess

How can this sport be fixed in a way that doesn't include less clothing, it's just not fun to watch

>>149921807
Yes. Let the fags do what they want I say. Judging them is for the Lord, not me.

>>149921807
only the cute girls

>>149921722
Nobody even cares about this anymore.

>>149921767
kek

>>149921832
Bye bye, Junimond.

NOW I KNOW WHY THEY CALL HER CAT ANON

>>149921845
>that doesn't include less clothing
tighter clothing

>>149921838
Poo on the peepee does put me off anal, even with a bird.

>>149921821
<333

>German commentator randomly mentioning Cucurella
We are permanently buckbroken by this guy because our ((( media ))) wants to sell the mediocre Euro 2024 as a success because of our DEI team

>>149921807
Wasn't at first but the slippery slope argument proved to be true with all the trans shit. People gonna start marrying their dogs next

>>149921790

less disappearing people, more cutting out sex scenes from old novels

Some of the Germans are well fit. Even not tarted up

>>149921722
>David Irving
wasn't that like 20 years ago?

Ok whomst is it for (You)?
>Nympho Nüsken
>Geile Gwinny
>Begehrenswerte Brand

>>149921845
Do not allow any women on the field

>>149921783
Only if you promise not to play for penalties against us. Everyone knows you will win a penalty shoot-out (that's why you're not worried about penalties in this match), but that's a boring way to play.

>>149921845
make the field 20% smaller in area size

>>149921876
:)

>>149921879
Brand Brand a thousand times Brand.

>anon, you've gotta pick one of us to go with

>>149921868
Jesus, Cucurella really mindbroke you chuds didn't he.

30 minutes is exactly the time I need to roast my courgettes

Soccer is the most boring sport of all time.

>>149921879
Brand and Däbritz are top tier qts

BBC commentator praising that save where the keeper nearly got lobbed and then patted it right to the German striker

>>149921845
I've said it before and I'll say it again: replace penalties with Ultimate Surrender.

>>149921893
Does /sp/ consider this white?

>>149921865
even with a bird, but especially with a guy?

>>149921868
Did he become a sort of public enemy in Germany? kek

>>149921876
Chinchilla's are very soft.

>>149921807
I am passionately, militantly in favour of civil partnerships. Let civil partners have the same rights as married couples if they want, but calling it marriage is just needlessly obnoxious.

>>149921879

>>149921896
>roast my courgettes
Its the middle of the night anon

My sister bites her lips every time Brand is on screen

Wamser more like Misser amirite

>>149921893
sexo con latinas

>>149921797
Mary Earps is also hiding some serious puppies

>>149921893
Obviously Dafne.

>>149921903
What was she supposed to do in that situation? She was backpeddling and off balance, she did well to get back into position after the initial save as well.

This is one of the healthiest game threads I've ever seen. Another example of how women's football is more positive, and how we men are the ones who pollute everything.

>>149921903
Women are smaller. The commentator is right. Get with the times

>>149921920
I always make my dinner at 12AM-1AM
Habit I got from uni because I didn't want to see my brown flatmates in the kitchen

Bored of starting strength

>>149921908
no

Do women belong in cages?

Minge still looks fresh out there

>>149921937
Nice bait, Maria Sanchez.

This is just the second women's game I watch, but why on earth did they subbed Pina out instead of Mariona?

>>149921944
grim

>>149921933
she really isn't

>>149921916
I'm with you. It's stupid to oppose a civil union, just as it's stupid to call it marriage.

>>149921901
Däbritz is a underrated cutie.

>shit game
guess I'll rewarch some classic ArtOfZoo vids instead

>>149921845
release 2 dozen border collies onto the pitch if no-one's scored for 15 minutes

>>149921947
Try Ending Weakness instead.

for me, it's Ivana Baquero

Ooooof

>>149921937
>brit, german, spanish, swiss, italian, french and the one american, finnish and estonian flag
Yeah I wonder why this thread is so civil and pleasant

>>149921937
i want to fucken spainish womans

>>149921935
>Start in a better position
>catch it
>Push it over the bar
>punch it away from the player
I could go on

>>149921954
Is Minge your friend? Your football friend?

Should be allowed to oil them up for extra time (to enable the attackers to lose their marker)

>>149921968
Took you that long to notice?

>>149921376
One thing that many people don't know is that Salma was an elite athlete from a very young age and finally decided on soccer, but no one doubted that if she continued in athletics she would win some gold.

Salma single handedly keeping Germany in the match.

>>149921947
>He's not doing a bro split
NGMI
On another note, I never realised you're supposed to take a week off the gym every few months for the muscle to actually repair.

#23 qt injured :(

>>149921845
Smaller pitches
More murderball allowed
Every foul requires the players to literally kiss and make up

>>149921916
does that include adoption? that should be illegal

>>149921954
I thought minge was out

>>149921968
For me, its Vixen In the Groove

>>149921975
Then don't go to Mallorca, there are only German and English women there.

>>149921990
I reckon having two mum's is ok. Two dads is sick.

>>149921978
She improvised well. It was a deflected shot which is really unpredictable for the best of keepers. You're being autistic here.

she cried ;_;

and another defender bites the dust rip

>>149921985
not that anon but what is the benefit of a bro split anyway?

Not another penalty shootout pls.

Nooooo, don't cry pretty girl. I want to comfort Small Brain with my Small Dick :(

>>149921944
>migration induced irregular sleep disorder

>>149921937
It's just the obscure-sport comfiness. I was in /cyc/ at the weekend and that was lovely. It's really only things that everybody watches that get shit threads. Of course, this means that if women's football ever became as popular as men's football, the threads would be ruined.

why do women cry at every given opportunity?

>>149921985
Any good 3 day plan?
Also I kind of naturally end up being forced to take a week off every couple of months anyway

why eomrn cry all the time

>>149921807
they can get the contract, but i'm not calling it a marriage in common parlance because it literally isn't. it's two dudes hanging out (or two women).

Which is worse women players or women refs

who /dicken booty/ here?

>>149921999
good taste, lad. Cheers!

>>149922024
Victim complex.

Big hoof plz

I want penalties.

>>149921845
Smaller pitches and goals

>>149922015
The object is to hit the muscle at least twice a week and the bro split is good in that regard along with high volume and good sleep

what in the hellfire fuck do these bitches do during practice?

>>149922034
women commentators

>>149922024
they are fragile little creatures that we must protect (sometimes from themselves)

That was embarrassing

>>149921968
i thought this was going to be a youtube channel about building animal habitats in zoos

is athenea just a cute butt on legs or is there more to her?

>>149922011
I don’t really care. Just wasn’t a good save in my opinion. Enjoy the rest of the game friend.

>>149922009
knew a guy as a teenager that was adopted with two lesbian mums
heard years later through a friend that he went trans, got caught noncing an underage girl, and killed himself by driving into the hard shoulder on a motorway

>>149922009
>two mum's
All that nagging though.

>>149921990
Two loving homo dads would still give a child a better life than an orphanage would, plus they will do it for free and I won't have to fund it with my taxes.

>>149922036
for me it's the poopensharten cuckstoel

>>149922015
You focus hard on each muscle group at a time and give it plenty of time to recover. The downside is a lot of muscles can be exercised more than once per week so you may be leaving gains on the table.

>>149922036
She could crack walnuts with those cheeks

>>149922052
Lots, LOTS, of lesbian sex (imagine the smell)

>>149922009
No, two mums are even worse when it comes to trooning out boys

>>149922036
>dicken booty
Unfortunately, she lost it and I don't think its coming back

webm of the injury? i was on the shitter

>>149922063
Her tits aren't that bad either.

Do women just not watch men's football?

>>149922063
shes a fascist chud apparently

does it hurt when a ball hits the titties?

Women without makeup are a different beast

>>149922084
they also don't watch women football

The Spanish are too tense for their flowing combinations. The German mentality terrorized them

>>149922084
don't think they watch football at all judging from how they play

>>149922068
no they will nonce

>>149922066
True, plus having to buy two cards on Mother's Day.

>>149922084
Womens football is much better than mens football

>>149922078
rip in pieces

>>149922064
You too. I'm not being a dick here by prolonging the debate here, but she's also only 5'7" so I think you should take that into consideration.

>>149922091
>anon gets his first GF

>>149922087
That just turns me on more

>>149921879
no Dralle Däbritz, Flotte Freigang, Läufige Lohmann or Rollige Rebecca?

>>149922101
Just in terms of fappability.

*holds up finger* *pass to me* *kicks soccer ball vaguely towards net* *yeah i didnt want to score anyways*

>>149922024
They are encouraged to. We want them to cry so we can comfort them. When a man cries, it's weird, but when a woman cries, it's an opportunity to talk to her.

>>149922109
I miss Rach

>>149922109
what did she mean by this

>>149922104
Why Why Why the fuck do I want to eat ass out so enthusiastically all of a sudden lately

>>149922062
sorry

WHERE IS MY GIRL NÜSKEN??

>>149922023
>if women's football ever became as popular as men's football
Lol
Lmao

Dubs and Aitana misses the deciding penalty

>>149922109
RIP Daly.

>>149922084
Women don't watch sport at all. I only know one lady who watches sport, a regular customer at my work who likes to talk sport with me. She likes tennis and football (mens and women). I don't know of a single other woman who watches any kind of sport at all.

>>149922133
benched for yellows my nigga

>>149922133
she's been a naughty frauen

>>149922113
Undeniably. But it is also far more unpredictable

*worms into your heart*

We will win in benuldies

>>149922133
too many yellows

>>149922140
Nooooo

>>149922009

>no father figure
literally the cause of nearly every personality problem

>>149922139
my gf watches F1 and I knew a girl who watched basketball (she told me women's basketball is shit)

>let me just sit my fat ass down

holy god the referees are turrible

>>149922104

>>149922139
I walked into work today and 2 older women were chatting about the game last night. Although one of them only watched a bit of extra time.

edina fucked up again

>>149922139
I've worked with many women who watch football.

>>149922147

shit who's the gorilla we have at centerback

I need a cat in my life

ERA

>>149922149
I hope so,

Is it true that people in Germany only play work simulation videogames, like driving excavators, trains, managing hospitals...?
This match must be a waste of time for them.

>>149922158
>F1
>sports

>>149922169
meow :)

>wants a golo
>subs out the estherminator

what are Juanitas like, /sp/?

>running into your own teammate
do women not even have positioning? outside of sexual intercourse, that is

>>149922169
I AGREE ANON!

>>149922149
Thank god we have AKB

>>149921990
Any issue people have with gay couples adopting can also occur with a shitty straight couple too. And are issues that a stringent background check and wellness checks should be able to uncover too.

Rather a kid gets raised by a loving same sex couple who can’t have kids of their own over a violent same sex couple who just see a way to claim more benefits.

Choose one upgrade for this match
1. Dog on pitch
2. Match takes place in a mudbath
3. Two balls in play

>>149922169
O TOXO

>>149922111
For me it's Knackige Kett

>>149922175

>>149922139
does she like cute tennis girlies like emma raducanu or is she one of those normalfags that only likes the top players?

please penalty kino please penalty kino please penalty kino please penalty kino

Who /hugemouthchad/ here? I just put three chocolate digestive biscuits in my mouth at once, and ate them all without dropping a single crumb. Yes, I am also fat, but the important thing is that I am a hugemouthchad.

>>149922169

>>149922173
They sharpen pencils when football is on

15 minutes

>>149922173
>Concentration Camp Manager 2025

>>149922139
Girls watch what their boyfriend want. The only unique phenomenom for me is girls watch F1 due to Netflix or some shit and ugly fat girls watch Hockey and swoon over the guys because they are obtainable in their minds because they are tier 5 athletes

>>149922169
I have one
It annoys me so much that I lock it outside the house all day and night and only let it in so it can eat and drink

>>149922173
No one I know plays those.
Well, I guess a classmate of mine twenty years ago did. He was an autist and trainfag and never talked to anybody.

>>149922169

>>149922173
While we're on the subject of stereotypes, is a siesta a common thing? Did you have one today for example? Just lie down for an afternoon nap?

>>149922147
shigiddywiggidy SLAM

>>149922173
well i know at least a few people who actually play landwirtschaftssimulator (agriculture simulator).
you have to build up your own farm with some tractors.

Another round of laughable penalties, Germany will reach a final having played two periods of extra time.

>>149922169
reddit: the pet

>>149922186
per capita homosexual couples are infinitely more likely to nonce

>>149922173
No, we occasionally also play Gothic

This is horrible to watch. Like a Mexican drug cartel Core Video

>>149922188
4. Dafne Keen streaks naked onto the pitch in protest of the continuing English occupation of Gibraltar

>>149922173
i play bus simulator sometimes

>>149922188
2 balls would be kino I think, but would also need 2 refs and 2 more linesmen

>>149922186
Isn't there loads of cases of noncing gay dads though? I think the very first in this country got done for some evil acts.

>>149922217
cry

>>149922203
lül

>>149922169
They are good fun for 18 months, then they turn in to cats

>>149922217
So did England.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

>>149922199

>>149922188
I pick 3 so that at least we get a goal eventually.

>>149922169
i got you

>>149922197
oh so you've got a huge mouth do you? get your chops around THIS
*whips it out*

>>149922221
>1 off
almost got a ton of (You)s for that one

>>149922211
It's not that common, only among children and the elderly. I haven't taken a nap in many years.

who's winning the balloon door this year?

>>149922188
2 but its whipped cream

>>149922173
Is it true that people in Spain don't work at all?

>>149922240
:) cute

>>149922184

It's all getting a bit much.

Believe by Cher is a proper banger of a tune tbf senpaitachi

>>149922224
Based

Who's the bogged gilf sat with the dignitaries?

>>149922239
I CAN FEEL SOMETHING INSIDE ME SAY

HMM

how does one pronounce "BATLLE"?

>>149922239
WERE STRONG ENOUGH NOW

>>149922173
that's a thing of the past, when you actually could buy games on a cd in stores. nowadays normie zoom zooms ruined even this

MINGE
I
N
G
E

>>149922188
Two balls are already in play (mine, I'm playing with my balls)

>>149922206
>>149922218
i hope you die and he feasts on your puny body

>>149922173
The best ancient /v/ thread on this topic was someone from Germany posting an image showing that the Simulation section of their store was only small so it’s an unfair stereotype, and everyone else pointing out that having a dedicated simulator section at all makes the stereotype fair.

>>149922214
they're pretty popular here too (among the autistic community)

>>149922211

it doesn't mean literally sleep. it's when it's too hot in the middle of the day so businesses close for a couple hours and everyone stays inside.

>England vs. Germany
>Announcers will never shut the fuck up about Carter x Berger

Going to go to pens. Can't see anyone having enough quality to score.

>>149922231
maybe encase the pitch in glass, go all Tron

>nil nil
thank god i didnt watch this shit

>>149922192
She really likes Djokovic. She's convinced he'll announce his retirement this year. Women wise she likes Emma and anyone British.

>>149922239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ptQatdjOFM

>>149922206
If you showed it some love it would show it you back

>do you believe in life after love

>>149922251
bonmati is so clear of putellas

>>149922278
yeah, and then you have the sex and a little nap, no?

>>149922264
the fuck is a fuet

brwnt would heem these shitters

>>149922239
Do you believe in life after Löwe

>>149922173
I lived in Berlin and went into the game section of a game store in a big mall there (Das Schloss) and it was no lie filled with this shit. Never heard of half of it. The stereotype is true.

>>149922264
Saracen Spain never ended

>>149922188
>Dog on pitch

>>149922299
search it its easy to find

>>149922294
I want to be loved by a woman, not a cat.

Who's the most wank worthy player on the pitch?

>>149922278
How does that work if you're at work? Do shop workers close up, go home for a couple of hours and then have to come back and reopen their shop?

>>149922280
>England vs. Germany
>THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

>>149922251
Should be Mariona but they'll give it to Aitana for marketing
>>149922297
Putellas is much better this year

>>149922188
There's 22 dogs out there already

i follow an insta slut who is half gferman half spanish

let's go team women!

>>149922265
I think it's Bat-chay.

>>149922318
The ref

>>149922318
At the moment its between Brand and Athnea

>>149922313
oh wow just a salami
why not call it that

>>149922251
Bonmati is so cute in a plain way. I've heard her speak English a few times and she sounds autistic btw.

>>149922285
she sounds based to me

>>149922321
womens football audience would never

>>149922323
>22 dogs and 22 cats

>>149922260
unc alert but it takes me back to listening to my walkman in bed every night when i should have been asleep for school in the morning

>>149922318
athenea

>>149922265
bat ya

>>149922251
Arr chloe when she scores a hatty off the bench in the final

>>149922315
Oh you meant pussy not cat

>>149922332
they're nothing like each other
I thought the swiss were good at dried sausages

>>149922339
For some reason Emma looks photoshopped in there, to me anyway.

>>149922318
Brand for the face, Athenea for the body.

Sorry bongs you'll lose against Spain again. We're the absolute kings of bottling progressing into finals opportunities

>>149922320
They probably just lounge around since nobody's coming anyway

>>149922207
I've always been amazed at how some people are autistic when it comes to trains.

>>149922322
okay but bonmati looks prettier

sjoeke with her autism glasses webm pls :3

I'M PONDERING ANON...

>>149922320

no, they stay and sleep on the floor

/weuros girl/

imagine chopping her neck then fucking her head
in minecraft

>>149922357
whats the difference then

PASS THE BALL ONE TIME

>>149922188
MULTIBALL
U
L
T
I
B
A
L
L

>>149922369
SJOEKE <3

>>149922292
Cher is obscenely underrated. She's definitely better than Kylie Minogue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoTj0xLWowo

>I KNOW, I'LL KICK IT RIGHT INTO THE DEFENDER, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK!

>>149922372
nice tummy

>>149922318
Parallelluella

>>149922369
>Ja,genau

is it time for benuldies AGAIN?

hnnnnggggg

>>149922373
>tf
>tp

qt spanish gk

>>149922363
I sat on a train when two train nuts talked well...... All about trains and timetables, waz actually quite interesting

we're at 500 and do NOT need a 3rd thread

HINTER DEN BALL!!!

Goddamn I love minge

>aimless bad strike
>"that's not a bad strike"

>>149922396

what a pass wow

KEEEEEEEEEK

GOLAZO

>>149922280
Would it still be a foul if Carter went to innocently kiss her own wife during a corner to distract her, providing she was stood in an onside position?

IT IS A GOAL

ITS OVER

I swear the 2022 Euros was pretty decent compared to this. This tournament's been shocking awful, even for womens footy.

nooo Berger

>>149922404
Please listen to this wise man

>>149922251
Based on this tournament so far, it has to be the B E R G E Rnator.

>Just conceded while I was typing that
Fuck >:(

WAOW ANON

Fegelein

Danke Sydney

SHE DID IT AGAIN

OUR GIRL DID IT AGAIN

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

It's over

lmao what the fuck was berger doing?

England v Spain here we come.

BONMATIIIIIIIII

thank satan

aitana :)

MAICON MAICON MAICON MAICON MAICON

Bugger.

>no pens
ffs

HILDA ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK HILDA?

Something finally happened

Aitana <3

hopeless keeper

bugger

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

THATS WHY SHES THE GOAT! THE GOAT!

lel

>me
>why is she world footballer
>world football completey disappears in the semifinal kwab

>she scores this goal

Yeah, I don't know shit about this game

NEIN NEIN NEIN

Filthy Spaniards. We'll avenge Germany.

1000% gk error
>muh female neuer
lmao what a joke

IST VORBEI

>>149922361
>Sorry bongs you'll lose against Spain again. We're the absolute kings of bottling progressing into finals opportunities
I fucking told you retards

GERMANONS...

>>149922455
>>149922457
good morning!

>>149922361

Shit, this is isn't the result I wanted

mit dem nächsten konter wird das alles in ordnung kommen

Games not over yet. The Germans still have some tricks up their sleeves I'm sure.

Bonmati nude

to be fair to the keeper, she probably thought "there's no way a woman can hit the target from there... don't even bother preparing for that possibility

Finally, but waiting 113 mins for a goal? Semen slurper

>>149922461
>Yeah, I don't know shit about this game
To be fair, neither do those players.

nooooo wanted comedy benuldies

>>149922438
i know it's womens sport but standing on the goalpost is like goalkeeping 101

>goal was actually a misplaced pass
>the entire play started because a german passed it right to a spaniard
women's football has got to be the most embarrassing sport in existence

Jesuschrist, fucking golazo.

Another Benidorm final it is then

Explain Espanita

is PUTAllas the biggest pecho frio in history of this sport? she is always ghosting in big games

>>149922446
It's for the best trust me

>>149922465
nice finish tho, finding that little hole

>"Berger is so good!"
>Forgets she is a woman
kek

>>149922448
She reminds me of the real Oppenheimer for some reason

>>149922478
best I can do

Aitana is so pretty <3

>>149922464
bro...

>>149922476
A final solution if you will

>German goaltending

>>149922448
>signature look of superiority

>>149922497
that is kino

the goal scorer is apparently best player in the world

BERGER YOU ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING DYKE

>>149922499
>I am become topless, the destroyer of Italy.

>>149922497
gk isnt even aware of the situation lmao

ONE BONMATI GF PLS

we need a female cucurella

he should just sub the keeper immediately and avoid all eye contact while she sits down, ugly cunt

>>149922503
Have the urge to push her off the edge

>>149922497
where was the goalkeeper?

>>149922497
BERGER RAUS

>>149922526
the best female* player in the world

>>149922472
It's 2:30pm Stone bro

>>149922534
Is called a Charo

>>149922497
nice goalkeeping

>>149922497
>keeper just milling about while the defence buckles

spanish coach mogs me

THE RAIN FROM SPAIN.....

>Due to her family's outspoken Marxist and Catalan independentist views, Bonmatí has been the subject of criticism from people of various alignments, including right-wing Spanish nationalists and socialist separatists.[21][20][22]

Ffs German heads have fallen off
Don't think I can stomach another Spain final

Bet that Irish cunt will be saying that wasn’t the keepers fault and it was an amazing finish :)))

>>149922497
Literally Roberto Carlos-tier

>>149922539
trying to tell her defenders to position themselves infront of Spain's nonexistent offense

KWAB

Spain have controlled most of the game and haven’t done shit with it. Germany start to look like they’re going to win for 5 minutes and concede.

>>149922251
alexiabros...

>>149922503
I want to eat Spanish ass :)

>>149922555
Brings mainly only pain

>>149922558
She looks terrible caked up like this.

It hits hard in yt's heart to lose against poc nations. But it is what it is

>>149922558
keeps getting better

Germany should forfeit a red card, see if it gets 'em something

Looks like England will mirror the Euros of the men's team
>win on pens in the QF
>last minute ET goal in the SF
>lose to Spain in the final

>>149922569
you just know...

Where is Lena Oberdorf?

>>149922558
>her family's outspoken Marxist and Catalan independentist views
poor girl.
she's punishing them by bringing glory to the kingdom of spain

>>149922578
we deserve it for inventing slavery

>England-Spain final
I saw this last year.
[spoiler]Spain won[/spoiler]

when is the Steiner attack coming

Germany have lost their composure now and are just wasting their chances in desperation.

fraudulent sissies

>>149922586
Not if spain play like this in the final

aitana is an atheist just like me :)

BRING ME
FEGELEIN
>FEGELEIN!
FEGELEIN
>FEGELEIN!

so uefa gives them the trophy right after this game, right?

>>149922558
how did she manage to look worse with makeup

>>149922591
was injured the whole season, needs more time

Temu Mourinho ahh mf is done

>>149922586
Last minute regular time goal in the SF for the men's team but, yeah, otherwise more or less the same.

>>149921646
That simple

It is joever isnt it

Hey, your fat bitch girlfriend just missed an absolute sitter!

I feel the urge to WANK

>>149922611
Most women do.
Well, the good looking ones at least.

lmao golden passage of play

berger oder burger?

embarrassing display

>>149922487
All this sport consists of from either gender is fuck ups. You seem retarded for not knowing this.

>+1
rigged, as per usual

>>149922251
Bonmatí is a Catalan beauty <3

JULE NO

KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
she cute

>>149922619
even the final game is lio(n)ver

wow that certainly was a minute of football

retards were all offside

I want to see the successful pass % after the game

>>149922591
BETRAYED her Wolfsburg sisters last year and immediately got struck down by karma and hasn't played since

Why are women incapable of taking it to the corner flag

only 1 minute of stoppage time wtf

Auf wedersehen

My goat.

>>149922644
Who cares?
I'm just glad the German team lost.

Germany have won this tournament more than every other country put together. That's pretty insane.

>>149922586
You missed
>play like wank the entire tournie
Sods law they'll probably shithouse their way to winning and we'll never hear the end of it (again)

that attempt at a cross infuriated me and i'm not even german

>>149922652
their fault for having boobs

>jewle

Bonmati NEEDS correction from several English BVLLS

>>149922607
i hope you win, when we won the worldcup we had to endure commie propaganda for months, the bald guy is on trial and from time to time we still have some news about it
btw, just last week a moroccan burned alive a girl and he wont be tried for gender violence, while the poor bald guy is
>>149922659
i want to lose because of this aswell
stupid WHORE
only athenea is a patriot, and happens to be the hottest

SAVE US ENGLAND YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

would Shehitler have saved them?

>>149922659
Grim.

>>149922653

There was no way it should have been just 1 minute of ET, but I doubt Germany would have done much with it anyway with how they were playing at the end.

>last team to beat Spain was England
kino

so Spain is the winner on Sunday, right?
no way England has a chance?
should I bet my house?
kidding, I don't have a house of course

Personally I'd like to see England win on Sunday.

Congratulations

please engerland find a way to counter this boring ass female tikitaka

Bonmati needs BBC (Big British Cock)

might go watch the final at the londoner in addison

>>149922607
we'll both be competing to see who can gift the trophy to the other team

based ladies still smiling after a loss

>>149922704
yeah

>>149922689
grim

>>149922681
Parlalluelo is hotter

>>149922701
Did you bet it on England losing against Italy? Or Sweden?

>>149922704
>>149922707
Englel women's is the favourite

ANON.......
CAN WE BEAT SPAIN???

wtf women owe me penalty shootouts

Brand can't lose because she's fit

>>149922726
isnt she the black one?

>>149922558
>Marxist and Catalan independentist views
Jesus Christ, what a disgusting combination.

I'll be out in town when the final is on so shall not be spending it with you lads sadly. Will probably catch it in a bar somewhere but its been a fun tournament spent with you terrible coomers.

>>149922726
Here, have another one for your dedication.

Brand needs BBC to cheer her up

>>149922707
unfortunately with the exception of 2022 our men and women seem to be useless against it

>>149922738
One things for sure. I'm gonna wank to Bonmati.

oof

>>149922732
no, I have 1 euro on my bank account.

>>149922735
england got solved by spain 2 years ago

>>149922738
Probably not. Probably a repeat of 2023.

>>149922701
Unfortunately we have no chance. No amount of based pashun will overcome Spain sadly. They'll win 2-0 in normal time.

>>149922670

I get the feeling it'll be worse if we lose and then we get the media crying over "ARE BRAVE LIONESSES" and "a tsunami of online racial hate" of that nog who scored after she gets a few monkey emojis from Russian bots on Twitter

Cant wait

>>149922659

she's such an obnoxious feminist I can't be attracted to her

>>149922759
i have like 8k, i need to find something to invest them in

>>149922760
*colonises you*

>>149922748
You’ll be out in town at 5pm on a Sunday?

Jesus that voice is a massive turn off

>>149922779
Rheinmetall

>>149922777
This time it'll be the men getting beaten

>>149922778
well, maybe the fact that she is average at best also helps

ASPAS
IN
A
WIG

>>149922794
Reinmetall, Rausmetall.

>>149922777
czeched

>>149922758

>>149922758
That keeper is going out with the left winger Pina, who's ex gf is midfielder Patricia Guijarro

>>149922749
danke sehr!

Brühl was the most valueless player of the match

We have to keep it honest here

>>149922808
Women seem to love wrapping their legs around each other

>>149922794
war? if war i will die, so at that point it wouldnt matter

>>149922785
Yeah there's a weekend festival

>>149922813
>>149922808
Oh that is actually her gf she is picking up

>>149922586
Except the mens team had a cracking penalty shootout scoring all 5 goals, and actually beat Netherlands in the semis in injury time, not extra time

>>149922798
That would be kind of hot ngl

>>149922659
>change your mind
she knows I'm a chud?

>>149922773
99% of the racist comments were from Arabs when England lost the pens against Italy yet we still got the mass media brainwash campaign anyway

>>149922840
speaking of where are the dutch? feel like the type of country that would invest in female football

>>149922714
>wear the jersey of the team that beat you
>smile
yep confirmed woman.

>>149922860

I remember the Met police going all out to trace the origin of one of the comments directed at Saka, they traced the IP and got Interpol involved and it turned out the source was from some 12-year old slum dwelling kid from Peru lmao

>>149922864
they came 3rd in our group

>>149922864
you knocked them out of the tournament after we beat them

>>149922659
Terrible

>>149922923
>>149922936

>>149922860
This. The vast majority are from degenerate gamblers and people having a laugh because they're states aren't draconian Orwellian nightmares
>tfw discord now requires you to send ID in to access channels that are marked NSFW if you use UK IP

>>149922918
They don't want to say that though. They want this belief that it is white racists from Northumbria saying it, not Pakistanis and Indians and shit (i.e, non-whites).

>>149922918
Its literally NEVER us

>>149922918
>>149922986
>>149922990
remember when trump, about 3 months ago, said a trade deal with the UK was based on the government getting rid of hate speech laws and shit and nothing happened? i remember.

>>149922990

because we all know you'd have to be terminally fucking stupid to dare criticise one of the establishment's darlings, Joey Barton got hauled in front of a judge just for arguing with Aluko on twitter

Business idea: man and women's joint tournament. Men's team play a side and then the women's team play (or vice versa). The aggregate score decides who wins.

>>149923059
>trump said
No one cares what that clown says. He doesn't even remember what he said yesterday.

>>149923169
No, but it's embarrassing. The only state worse than UK in Europe for internet bullshit is Ireland.

>>149923194
Sadly you're an inspiration, some sites have started asking me to scan my face to access them lol. Thankfully I'm a scholar of discerning tastes so my usual sites are too obscure to be involved in this process

>>149922738
Nobody thinks we can do it, but nobody thought we could do it in the last two matches either. Anything can happen. All I know is that we won't actually deserve to win.

>get to final
>4chan gets blocked
very misogynistic of our government

>>149923336
I think rangebanning the UK if we win on Sunday, just for a couple of weeks, would be apex banter.

>>149923357
>if we win
I'd rather Spain win and you get banned anyway.

>>149923665
But then who will come back here to call you a faggot?

>>149923713
I'm sure somebody will, anon. This is 4chan.

>>149922659
gotta save their lifes!

>>149921502
Spain just waited for franco to die and would have been happy to keep their military junta, if their king didn't decide to set up a democraty for whatever reason.
Portugal and Greece coup'd their military junta.