Thread 127361112

ITT: we're telling it like it is

Thank you for making me famous

>>127361112 (OP)
ITAOTS was overrated before it was stickied

Music is only interesting for a few listens, and then it's back to ambience

I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA TELL IT LIKE IT IS

qrd?

>>127361112 (OP)
the only people who like pop music, especially on this board, are autogynephilic

I’m a kissless virgin chud with no friends and I too like to loudly exclaim my superiority over others online due to my shortcomings in life. no I will not change or grow as a human being, I will continue to spew vitriol towards minorities and women whenever possible whilst continually shitting on the ethos I have declared to be my spiritual enemy.

>>127361138
You're welcome fantano gripers

>>127362579
That's just common sense

>>127362562
I think most of them would agree with that honestly

>>127362579
at least you're telling it like it is

>>127362579
Gender dysphoria not real
Niggers smell bad and commit crimes
Jews compromise all available institutions for their selfish gain
And you're a little bitch, fuck u gonna do?

Tell it like it is -pertaining to music in general-, not about yourselves. Jesus Christ on high.

It's a meme genre

>>127364475
then go on and tell it like it is

I'm all about telling it like it is

>>127364623
My 1st rough draft is written.

need supporting sources.


Aaron Neville- Tell It Like It Is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgoscpHvtQ

>>127362579
based

>>127361138
Who the fuck is that guy?

rap IS music.

rap is gay for whites.

>>127362579
now that's what I call telling it like it is

here's a toast for telling it like it is

ITT: FAGS SLAVE TO DICK

All rock stars are pedophiles

Zoomers unironically have better taste in music than Millennials did. They're responsible for putting guitar music back on the charts, millennials enabled cancerous shit like Max Martin and lead pop music through it's objectively worst era throughout the mid 2000s to late 2010s, it's actually impressive how little musicians of note from this era had chart success, Imagine Dragons, Ed Sheeran, Stomp Clamp Hay, all trash slop.
>t. Millennial

Yeah-ahh...
Looking round the room,
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the...room.
In the whole wide room
Oooh.

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street...yeah...
And depending on the street, ooh...
And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought what...is...she...doing...
At my mate's place
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?

Good one Dave!!!
Ooohhhh you're a legend, Dave!
I asked Dave if he's going to make a move on you
He's not sure
I said "Dave do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
but I can tell he kinda minds
but I'm gonna do it anyway
I see you standing all alone by the stereo

I dim the lights down very low, here we go
You're so beautiful (beautiful)
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful (beautiful)
You could be an air hostess in the 60s
You're so beautiful-ul-ul...
You could be a part...time...model

And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
Both of my dance moves
Ohh-ohh-ohh, ohh-ohh-ohh!

It's twelve-oh-two
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let's get outta here

Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab!
Now I can't believe
That I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen
With a kebab
Ooooooohhh.

Why don't we leave?
Let's go to my house and we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no. I don't mind taking it slow-ho-ho, no-ho-ho, yeah.

Cause you're so beautiful
Like a, tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful-ul-ul...
Mmm, you could be a part-time model

But you'd probably have to keep your normal job
A part-time model!
Spending part of your time, modeling,
and part of your time, next to meeeeeeeeee!
And the rest of your time doing your normal job...
Ooh...ohh...ooh.
My place is usually tidier than this...

Rap is the message of islam

"don't be racist"

Oh it's true.

"Nothing more important than having empathy for radical islam," - bill clinton

>>127365948
how's that for telling it like it is?

Think music made by niggers suck

If I don't like the singer, the music is bad.

how do I tell it like it is?

>>127366492
First you have to know how it is and that's like 85% of the work

is this an epic new meme?

>>127366737
You bet your sweet tight little ass it is

>>127362579
HOLY BASED!!!!

An co changed music.

>>127366772
/an/ and /co/ have nothing to do with music you fat bitch

>>127366772
Who did AnCo influence? MGMT? Lmao

Kiss is irredeemable garbage.
Taylor Swift's music sucks and I don't think she's all that attractive.
Elvis took black style music and made it much better.
I don't think MJ molested those kids.
Tango in the Night is a great fucking album.
I think Debbie Gibson was hotter than Tiffany.
Backstreet boys mog Nsync.
I use to like Eminem when I was younger, now I think his music is annoying as fuck.
Paul Simon's "You can call me Al" is the greatest song ever, period! Fuck you if you don't agree.

Kanye and Swift should have quit in 2015 before they turned into self-parody, which they are now.

Millenials ruined music because they're a generation of man and womanchildren who worship consumerism and have no spiritual center.

>>127361112 (OP)
Rap hasn't been interesting or served any useful function since Pac died.

>>127366948
>Kiss is irredeemable garbage.
They have some songs that are pretty inoffensive but Gene Simmons is a cunt so I could do without them
>Taylor Swift's music sucks and I don't think she's all that attractive.
Back in the day I liked her because she was lanky and weird-looking, but everything I found slightly interesting about her is gone now
>Elvis took black style music and made it much better.
I imagine that was often because he had the benefit of more expensive production, but no lie detected here. Love Elvis
>I don't think MJ molested those kids.
Impossible to know for sure, even loving and gentle people can do evil shit. I'm more than comfortable separating the art from the boy-liker and can honestly say I do not care

>>127366793
An co influenced grimes.

>>127366772
There's some truth to this the early stuff is unfathomably Based. Sung Tongs changed the game for me. That record and the tour leading up to it was peak AnCo, imo. I can see how Pavilion was a big deal, DJs were spinning the shit out of My Girls

>>127366948
>Tango in the Night is a great fucking album.
Some great songs on there. I once made a joke about a Roman reading "You and I, Part II" as "You and One, Part Two" but it didn't land
>I think Debbie Gibson was hotter than Tiffany.
Sure
>Backstreet boys mog Nsync.
Unquestionably
>I use to like Eminem when I was younger, now I think his music is annoying as fuck.
Ditto on the first part, big shrug on the second part. I still think those first couple albums are legendary but he never recaptured that same magic, not even close
>Paul Simon's "You can call me Al" is the greatest song ever, period! Fuck you if you don't agree.
Fuck you too

The Mitch Miller schizo anon is a schizo, but the schizos who complain about him are worse.

>>127367128
qrd? I know of Nico Sperg, KFC poster, the map autist, and the dude who spams Christgau reviews
not familiar with that new one

>>127367168
he's this dude who posts rants about shitty 50s pop possibly because Christagu brainwashed him

>>127367190
ok

>>127367190
probably the same dude shitting up the year threads
worst part is he doesn't even engage with anything
just spams his shit and leaves, regardless of what's being replied

>>127367168
why does /mu/ have so many schizos? other blue boards aren't this infested with mental illness

>>127367190
>he's this dude who posts rants about shitty 50s pop possibly because Christagu brainwashed him
>defending slop

>>127367206
he posts rants about the Four Aces or, like, Gogi Grant being worse than Hitler

>>127361112 (OP)
Mississippi Queen is awesome

It may in fact be multiple anons but even so it's a bit weak that any thread about the 50s never discusses actually good music like jazz, country, blues etc and is just anons ranting about top 20 slop for housewives and little kids

guess I'm also telling it like it is

>>127365906
What do you listen to?

>>127361112 (OP)
It's the era of weakness. Instead of promoting strength and self-improvement, the media have noticed that it is a lot more profitable to assure people that their flaws are merely social constructs and that they don't need to worry about them. Lack of responsibility and hatred towards those that are responsible for themselves has been turned into an ideology and covered by layers of fake compassion and zealous acceptance. And the media know that it sells, since it's not fashionable to carry your burden - it's fashionable to lay down like a bitch, blame someone else for your misery and drown in it.

>>127361112 (OP)
Kpop needs its own board.
Mods and jannies are complicite in being bug gooners. I now have to filter 12+ threads daily as each individual insect gets thewir own fap thread

>>127364477
thats because you've never listened to any dubstep made before 2009

>all these people telling it like it is
really moves me

Nico sperg was a good addition to this board

>>127369491
he was a prick, but I miss him sometimes

who here /telling it like it is/?

Meth/speed is for retards and they should be treated as such
Now, that is telling it like it is ;^)

>>127361112 (OP)
The My Chemical Romance revisionism is the stupidest thing to happen in recent music discussion on the internet. They were shit and only fat girls listened to them in the 2000s.

>>127372041
Based

Wanting to murder your family due to seeing some gay emo band live that uses autotune is psychotic and you need therapy
;^)

>>127372049
if this isn't telling it like it is, then I don't know what is

I like a lot of my favorite music because im a repressed tranny and it helps me get the frustration out especially if I relate to the lyrics

>>127361558
Yeah not a very relistened record>>127366948
>Paul Simon's "You can call me Al" is the greatest song ever, period! Fuck you if you don't agree.
Bleh

>>127367014
>Hurr millennials are redditors and funkopops collectors, I've seen it in an American sitcom called Big Bang Theory. Bazinga!

Yea we're all pretty much clones of a single archetype

look, I'm up for telling it like it is as much as the next guy
but don't you think we've done enough of it already?
what do you say, huh?

>>127361112 (OP)
You can just say "I don't like it" instead of using sweeping generalizations to get your point across.

>>127373529
good thing I don't do that
I just tell it like it is

>>127372041
>>127372045
Cringe

Alternative "metal" and all its subgenres aren't metal. Alt "metal" is derived from alt "rock", which comes from JANGLE POP.

Metal comes from hard rock, which comes from PSYCHEDELIC ROCK.

this board sucks

>>127374480
NUFF SAID
you're telling it like it is

>>127374104
Alternative Metal is alternative rock thag became metal. Its usually better than the real metal youre referring to especially Helmet

i don't think michael jackson molested kids but he shouldn't have spent any time at all with other people's kids unless his kids invited them over or something

Ambient is the most pure form of music behind Classical

>>127369491
He's still here, he was seething about Zappa the other day. I think he's been medicated, because he only drags the thread out to about 50 replies

>>127361112 (OP)
I've been tryin' to do it right (Hey!)
I've been livin' a lonely life (Ho!)

>>127361112 (OP)
Ska is good.

>>127374577
pure shit more like it lol
haha no harsh feelings though right brother? just telling it like it is

>>127374737
i haven't given a shit what people have said on the internet since 2008

>>127372041
it's just one schizo

>>127374760
he tricked me into listening to that again, and of course it was shit

>>127367394
He listens to Imagine Niggers

>>127361112 (OP)
I know this song
https://youtu.be/Gl6vO3Y5ae4

>>127361112 (OP)
reggaeton was the optimal use of the spanish language

>>127374480
in a nutshell?... pretty much THIS

>>127365890
A lot of them are. Also true of rappers of a certain vintage

I don't get it
https://youtu.be/u0O7htEkmzM?si=XSWLJ9MpfCzSkeAs

BACK OFF
I'LL JERK YOU OFF
HEADSTRONG
I'LL JERK OFF ANYONE

zoomers ruined shoegaze.

>>127374577
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON2Aof3bsoY

>>127376507
You can't ruin something already shit. Loveless is the only good shoegaze album to begin with.

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I GOTTA FIND A NEW PLACE WHERE I WON'T BE BORED

MY POSTERS AND ME WE'RE GETTING REAL FINE DUBS
YEAH, THE JANNY'S SEETHING SO HE GIVES ME THE SNUB


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LURKING IN THE THREAD

https://youtu.be/BchXkabxn4A?si=M-L3xUHEPa1YHWe5

>over 100 replies already
yeah, I think /mu/ is already up for telling it like it is

I THINK MOONCHILD SUCKS
I'M JUST TELLING IT LIKE IT IS

>>127377130
glad you were able to join us

is this the telling it like it is general?

Kendrick sucks and is eviscerated by JID and Cole repeatedly and often

>>127361112 (OP)
How's it going? Did you tell it all? Want me to get you some fried chicken?

>>127379027
would you please?
all this telling it like it is has gotten me starving

Pop Punk, Post-Hardcore, and Metalcore music are the objectively greatest genre's ever made and if you don't agree you are wrong

>>127379051
Pop Punk and Metalcore are literally rock for girls

>>127379069
That's why all the guys that listen to them got laid, and it comes with great melodies and harmonies

>>127379051
If that was true those genres would have produced at least one good song.

>>127379104
My Curse
One Armed Scissor
sk8ter boi

>>127361112 (OP)
MCR was the best band that ever existed, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, King Crimson, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Genesis, Green Day, Rolling Stones etc... can't hold a candle to them.

You know about all of the music, for the most part, that you will ever listen to for the rest of your life, by your 22nd birthday
You will listen to music released after you are 22, but it will be, for the most part, by artists you discovered between being born and 21 - 22

QRD on telling it like it is meme

>>127361112 (OP)
MCR was the best band to ever exist, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, King Crimson, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Genesis, Green Day, Rolling Stones etc... can't hold a candle to them. >>127379140
Not true, at 22 I still couldn't see the obvious true aforementioned.

>>127379049
Churches is closed.

>>127379149
/mu/ has a newfound taste for sincerity
frankly, I'm all for it

>>127379140
>but it will be, for the most part, by artists you discovered between being born and 21 - 22
if that was true you'd be listening to nothing but Papa Roach and Blink 182 for the rest of your life, which would be extremely sad and cause you to majorly reevaluate your life

>>127379149
it is what it is
and I'm telling it like that

>>127374760
One schizo isn't driving the discussion across the entire internet.

>>127381783
watchu talmbout willis xD

>>127382734
lol based

three days telling it like it is and counting

/mu/ would be better if it went back into gatekeeping and overall snobbery regarding music taste
also, fuck the poptimism and indie rock loving fags in this shithole
grow out of the anglosphere and rym-core and we just might get a nice enough board to discuss music

>>127384918
I really doubt gatekeeping and everyone simultaneously acting like every other music genre they don't listen to is bad is going to get anyone closer to actually discussing music, let alone making this place any nicer. Maybe you should try being a nicer person for a change instead of an insufferable asshole instead of wishing everyone to be an insufferable asshole alongside you.

>>127379149
an idiot trying to force a new meme

>>127361112 (OP)
Every old band that got a surge in popularity between 2020 and now is objectively horrible.

The most mediocre music of all time is worse than the most obnoxious or incompetently produced music of all time.

>>127384973
never gonna apologize for telling it like it is

>>127385768
based

>>127384973
>everyone on 4chan is one person
kek fucking schizo

>>127386084
you tell him like it is brotha

if i found artists look obnoxious i will immediately drop them

>>127361112 (OP)
FUCK YOU I WON'T TELL IT LIKE IT IS!

>>127367233
/v/ is probably the most mentally ill board

>>127387553
This is true

>>127387553
what are you doing hanging out with those nerds?

>>127387720
To defeat the enemy, you must infiltrate the enemy

>>127387008
ironic, since ratm was known for telling it like it is

I think I have the flu

>>127388023
Fuck (you)
We gamers own this board, this site even.

Expect us.

>>127388732
Dude put a freaking mask on. I don’t want to get sick!

>>127388826
Im sure the ladies are into that
You must be swimming in bitches
JEJ

>>127388870
quit it with the irony pal
just tell it like it is

>>127389011
My bad big dawg, he gets no bitches regardless

great thread

>>127389216
Now this is telling it like it is !!!!!!

>>127389216
what's your favorite thing abou it?

>>127387008
what's he been up to lately?

>>127393128
he's doing what they tell him

>>127393413
are they telling him like it is?

>>127375126
filtered

>>127368115
This is very true.

U can have the best songcraft in the world, the best production, but if ur vibe is abrasive or unbearable the music wont work.

>>127395051
>if ur vibe is abrasive
tiktok moment

This board was fun when it was full of elitist nerds, with their little sharethreads and hyperspecific humour it added that outsider charm. neo/mu/ doesn't even know what foobar is

>>127396608
I miss it too
4chan was great because it was a) anonymous and b) full of gatekeeping snobs who'd kick any normie behavior to the curb
now it's just twitter lite

>>127384961
This. People should be less smug and elitist and be nicer and more receptive to discussion honestly. The irony and the smug bullshit and gatekeeping crap is just insufferable and getting annoying and retarded.

I dont like poptimism though I'll admit. I just dont see why we should waste time listening to stuff that is basicslly generic dance pop. Its ok if you like that but I dont personally see why its anything special to talk about when there is better stuff out there

>>127375892
Fuck you

>>127397384
take it easy

I actually dig CIA-funded circus music