Thread 149910257

>>149910257 (OP)
>all of them are men btw

shit formatting
shit thread
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>>149912371
sperg

>>149919281
The most German team since the 90s.

might be a good game this

>>149911991
they sure are looking the part

>>149919281
cannot put my finger on it what it is exactly but Wampser reminds me of Stanway

Missing my wife Sjoeke already

>>149919373
I AGREE ANON!

is this the thread?

>>149919438
Obi :3

>>149919424
Mamma mia.

heckin' lesbians

Giovanna is meine neue ehefrau, Ich liebe sie sehr viel, Ich kann nicht glauben

Beat Spain pls.

>>149919574
Thanks for supporting our girls, we'll do our best!

I'm taking bets on:
>which German player gets a red today
>when that happens
>what it's for
Anyone willing to have a wager?

They need to give the two most beautiful teams wild cards for each Euro

We need Iceland

>>149919547
ANONPASU!

>>149911991
Even her??

>>149919424
O Madon

>>149919611
>Kett
>after the 60th minute
>elbow to the face

>>149919614
>Arching her back by reflex

>>149919584
>>149919611
Ich arbeite in Nußloch, bin hier, um mir mein Zuhause anzusehen und einige Dokumente mitzunehmen, in meinem ersten Urlaub, nachdem mein Vertrag bestätigt wurde. Ich möchte eine Frau wie Giovanna heiraten, irgendwelche Ratschläge

>>149919656
Is that Gerhard Delling on the right?
He's let himself go!

What is this exercise for?

>>149919611
SenB
2nd yellow
20 minutes before whistle
preventing promissing counter attack

>>149919677

Nee, he's going to jail with his steakhouse gf.

>>149919677
Kek
>>149919656
All hail to the king

>>149919673
she's a christian nutjob, so I assume you'd start by converting. otherwise there's no chance

#BACKMAS

>non of the spanish lasses singing their anthem
oh come on now, what happened this time?

>Germany starting with 11 players
Why?

>>149919724
I have no problem I align with christian values even though I don't believe in its metaphysics, I have told that to some local christian, in nussloch and they kinda liked it

>>149919746
forgot the words

The German national anthem is so lame and gay

what happened to erika wtf was that

>>149919759
just give it 15 minutes

>>149919763
I didn't assume you having a problem with her religious beliefs, but rather her having issues with yours

those spanish girls are so little. their average height is like 150cm

>Hue Ref

Time for some murderball

>>149919772

Brits stole the Kaiser empire anthem.

>>149919789
cute i like spanish girls they are friendly

I want to pull mischievous Pina's hair

>>149919789
Renge is an adult now. Feel old?

cute macarena mommy

>>149919788
you didn't get it, I could use that as a solid ground to kinda "fake convert", I don't mind LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN WAY, and raising my kids christian, not muzzie btw

>>149919774
I DUNNO ANON!

this game sux

>>149919281
>Janina Minge

which is more likely to lose to are slags?

What did she tell her?

>>149919281
heh, Minge.

>>149919829
Nohing else to watch innit...
Baseball is on I guess

>>149919828
>BRA
Why have bras at a European championship?

>>149919724
>christian nutjob
There's nothing more nutjob than the church of liberalism these days, so good on her

>>149919845
germany

65th for FUCK N*****S FUCK J*****S

>>149919824
Good luck then, I don't think that you could "fake"it much more beliveable to fundamental christians than I could fake it to fundamental islamists but I don't care.

>>149919845
If Spain get through then England will almost certainly lose.

>>149919815
renge now in high school. she goes to tokyo to school with train like her sister did

What's the German for "women's team"? Is it still Mannschaft, or are they Die Frauschaft or whatever?

>>149919854
BRA IS EURO NOW ANON!

>>149919877
Frauenmannschaft

>>149919877
Bordell

>>149919877
das schlackenreich

I just want to see Aitana Bonmati cry, is that too much to ask?

>>149919877
das boot

>>149919774
wurst (sausage) instead of worst nightmare as germans like to eat wurst

>>149919883
>Edina Alves
oh no

>go from CL qualifying games to this
good god
they better show some tummies and ass tonight

wake me when it's penalty time

>>149919877
"Mannschaft" is "team", no matter what kind.
You'd say "Herrenmannschaft" and "Damenmannschaft" to differentiate between men's and women's teams.
I guess some would consider "Damenmannschaft" old-fashioned though and instead opt for the more colloquial sounding "Frauenmannschaft" though.

>>149919877
Bund Deutscher Mädel

do you think the male head coaches go into the locker room after the game and celebrate with the girls?

webm webm webm of gwinni pls lmao

WHAT'S SO FUNNY ANON???

>>149919857
there's another one with an even weirder background. Sarai Linder's family is from some weird christian cult. They picked the name Sarai because they belive this is the correct version of the biblical Sara

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>149919724
I convert for she

Brand has a Brown Boyfriend btw

der chokenschaft

>>149919943
she saw your dick pic

>>149919965
I'm not brown

If in men's football being called gay is an insult, in women's football would being called straight be an insult?
>hey ref she called me straight

/^Morocco$/
yep thats enough of that

Is Little Nut injured or banned?

>>149919982
based cameraman

>>149919982
lmao thanks fren

>>149919898
thats for france tho

>>149919789
Putellas seems like a giant next to them but she's only 173cm

>>149919992
The latter.

Justice for Johnny

>>149919992
Banned for too many yellows

excuse me where is the stickis?

she forgot to bend it

>>149919992
booked twice for being too based

TECHNICALLY A SEAT ANON...

>Olga
>Spanish
explain

>>149919899
kek

>>149919998

All kudos go to the cameraman and director risking their jobs.

>>149919970
Based

>>149920017
in my pants

>>149920001
kek. but they are quite skilled, probably most skilled team with the ball in the tournament

Leave my Jule alone

She's so fucking cute bros...

>>149920041

She also cried after the cl final, I'm sure there is a webm.

:3

CUTE BABBY ALERT

>>149920054
Having a babby with Sjoeke...

>>149920064
top bab?

>>149920036
russian spies

amazon 3some with jule brand and giovanna hoffmannn

>camera shows 2-yr-old
>Vorsicht kiss cam

>>149920054
pippi longstockings lookin ahh b

>>149920064
>>149920067
Kind of makes me wish I had a kid, oh well

>>149920060
There's this >>149919574 but you can't really see her crying.

Women refs have zero spatial awareness

>>149920085
iktf
better accept we're gonna die alone

>>149920091
GIve them a break. They're women.

>>149920067
Awww, I love her. So cute.

>>149920095
having a kid doesn't mean you won't die alone, anon

what the fuck is that finishing? is it always this bad or girls are just choking under semi-final pressure?

>>149920091
Who are they, England?

15 minutes over, time to kick somebody in the face

>Däbritz
Yes, that's a German German name

>>149920116
Faustian.

Poor Steinmeier.
Having to sit there and watch that shit.
That's why I never want to become president.

>>149920111
they really are that weak

>>149920110
maybe that was just my assumption but for me it does mean that
women don't want me
everyone in my family has their own family by now
its just how it is
hby anon?

>Sara Dabritz gets a yellow card for kicking someone in the head
It's unfair; if she did that to me I would pay her 200 euros and offer to double it if she did it again but slower.

>>149920085
based. just imagine I could spend hours every day teaching it lots of cool stuff instead of wasting all my life on the internet. think it would be fun

GERMAN WWII GRANDMA
HEIL HITLER

>>149920093
>Women have zero spatial awareness
fixd

>>149920140
I don't understand. Can u explain? thx

>>149920132
lold

BERGER

corr brand is a bit of alright

Dios mio

>>149920147
>Women have zero awareness
fixed again

B E R G E R

AK MOUNTAINER

>>149920159
Some people derive sexual pleasure from such abuse.

G O A T

Minge looking sloppy so far

CAM ON GERMUNNY, SCOAR SAM FACKIN GOALS!

THE WEST HAMBERGLAR

>>149920093
women perform poorly on spatial working memory test. it's used in mathematics. for verbal memory men and women are about same

>defender just gives the ball to the attaquer
impressive stuff

>>149920173
I want her to win Player of the Tournament.

praying for KINO England v Germany Final

Man united should sign the german keeper as an Onana replacement

>>149920179
>t.

Imagine 2nd tier Men's league players at 15% capacity technically, mentally and physically. That's what I am watching right now. Time to go get a drink and do some work.

>>149920189
it's just polite

>>149920173
Clever to edit out the fact that it was an own goal attempt

>>149920207
makes up for the head kick I support

WAITING ANON...

>>149920208
If anything that makes the save more impressive, you dont really expect a shot on goal when you have possession.

the men working for these teams must be holding in their laughter every game

>>149920215
She's wasted on white men desu

>>149920215
Those braids look very pullable.

the absolute jaw on the person that was just shown on tv

>>149920215
I could fix (fuck) her

If Spain wins its over for us

>>149920060
i only have this one

>that alpha look from bra ref again
kek

>>149920140
Ive literally cracked off twice to her this tournament
Sis any of the under-21 Germany W squad that did a nude shoot end up in the first team?

>>149920263
she is cute

So let me see if I get this...
When women take PKs, they put zero power on it, but when they try and shoot with no clear shot, with a wall of defenders infront of them, they go nuclear on the ball?

What's a better language to learn, Spanish or German?

OMG Laila just texted me

>>149920280
If you speak English, German is a fucking doddle.

Nuskenbros

>another injury
Absolutely cursed tournament

>>149920280
Spanish is sexo incarnate, along with Latin music in general. Germany is the better country to live in, however.

if god isnt real how do you explain this?

I'm thinking +7

Is the WSL fun to follow if you enjoy this tournament? I like that the BBC shows a lot of matches and Sky puts them out free too. It does look a bit uncompetitive with Chelsea seeming to win every year however.

>>149920201
Clunge.

WHOOOOSH

>>149920280
Depends. If you want to travel South America, Spanish.
In Europe, German.
Easier for you to learn, German.
For philosophy and literature, German.

It's really fun to watch, much more than men's football.

>>149920306
S-she's fast

>>149920280
spanish unlocks more DLC countries and germans will just speak english to you anyway once they realise you are not native
so unless you are particularly autistic and want to read nietzsche in the original german or something its a waste of time

>>149920280
German if you like being dominated and she isn't a ghetto speaker
Spanish is tiresome after a while.

>>149920296
two words: dicken booty

>>149920317
You're gooning right now aren't you

>>149920306
>s-she's fast!

This is the worst game I've ever seen

>>149920317
Depends on you definition of "fun".
It's certainly more comedic.

>>149920311
Don't make me laught.

>>149920317
the mistakes are very funny and amusing

>>149920295
who would prefer to live in germany to spain? insane take sasuga yank-kun

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>149920296
God is real he's just indifferent to mankinds plight

>>149920301
Chelsea and Arsenal are the only good teams right now

Jule is a goddess, I love when she starts dribbling

>>149920311
>Easier for you to learn, German.
anon, there's a reason mutliple continents are talking in spanish and almost no one german worldwide

>>149920280
German is easier to learn as an English speaker
But Spanish is more useful because you can go to Latin America and just fuck all the women

nigger what the fuck, nevermind the offsides, the hell was that finish?

She looks like a mean bully (and that's hot)

Hoffman makes Hemp look like prime R9

>>149920317
Unironically yes because at least there's tactical variety whereas men's football is basically now Guardiola VS Counter-Guardiola. That bald idiot ruined football

What women's football needs is more Bonmati dribblers

>>149920341
not indifferent, but it won't even reach "god"

>>149920333
What, you think Spanish is easier to learn for an Englishman?

topkek

fuck me that lino

I quite like these female commentators. Wasn't a fan of the bloke yesterday.

Linesgirl could get it hot damn

>>149920301
>Sky puts them out free too

>>149920348
Yeah and that is because you did not have access to the atlantic and thus the new world and lost the few colonies you managed to get in the world wars

oh nononononon looks like the mighty invincible spain has finally met its match

namefags get the rope

>>149920359
German grammar is insanely difficult Vs Spanish

>>149920336
Alcohol. Food. White People.
Ideally you would immigrate a little slice of Spanish culture into Germany, but living in Spain or Mexico? Fuck no.

>>149920349
spanish is easier than german to learn by quite a long way even if german is more recently related to english its just much more complicated

>>149920359
All the genders and tenses in German put me off. Spanish is relatively simpler I reckon.

>>149920349
>But Spanish is more useful because you can go to Latin America and just fuck all the women

not only useful in latin america. in california and texas they speak only spanish these days

>>149920378
Is Dutch grammar easier?

>>149919854
Brazil is in Europe you retard

>>149920357
True. It's like watching football from the 80s or 90s, they are based retards.

>>149920357
>What women's football needs is more Bonmati dribblers
wück is a retard for not taking her with desu

>>149920348
German and English are closely related. Spanish is just simplified Latin.
And the reason "multiple continents" (actually just half of South America) speak Spanish is collonialism.

>>149920336
If I was a chad I'd rather live in berlin
but for white normies, spain is preferable

>>149920380
all better in spain than germany
you do know that spanish people arent mexican right?

Germany is too hot.
Learn Spanish and move to Argentina or Chile.

>>149920369
I mean I wouldn't have to pay extra to watch the matches Sky show as they tend to put them on Sky Showcase and I have that already.

>>149920380
Spaniards are mostly white-ish. Mexicans are mixed blood muttoids.

>>149920384
Gender isn't real.

>>149920301
don't bother. as soon as it actually gets good, it will be put behind a paywall somewhere.

Noemi Ivelj had the cutest smile of the tournament

>>149920384
Spanish is also gendered and with tenses.. only english is retard tier with 2 tenses

>>149920408
Neither is racism. Nigger.

>>149920408
Everything is.

>>149920400
They're very closely related.
>t. lived in Spain with my grandparents for a few years as a lad

>>149920359
Spanish is the second language of murricans. It's easy.

>>149920405
The WSL has been lolchelseawins for a while now. But Arsenal will be pushing them next season, and the likes of Man Utd have improved.

>>149920408
Nothing is real

>>149920359
If you already speak English, you just have to learn Spanish. It's absurd to learn German knowing English unless you live in Germany. That stuff about literature you mentioned is just nonsense of yours.

I really struggle to watch the game

>>149920427
im sure your mexican grandparents told you you fit in anon but its a dumb yank take

>>149920421
>>149920423
>>149920437
How can sexy referees be real if our eyes aren't real?

What percentage of these german players are lesbian?

clear foul on Jule
Edina ruining it already

>>149920415
German has 3 tenses compared to Spanish's 2. I don't know enough to comment on their tenses but someone I know who speaks a lot of languages told me Spanish would be the easiest common language to learn for an English speaker.

>>149920388
Yes, the Dutch deliberately made it simpler than the Der, die, dad bullshit that is much harder to learn for even an English speaker. As someone who has English speaking parents (UK) growing up in Europe due to Army parents I can tell you that basically learning German for an English person is actually hard because they don't learn pure grammatical rules of their own language as much as continentals and the vocab is the only slight resemblance. I learned Spanish far faster, then Dutch here in Brussels but it wasn't as easy as people claim for an English speaker

The biggest issue for foreigners learning German are grammatical gender and syntax.
They can't handle seperated predicates.

just learn japanese like everyone else on 4chan nerds

>>149920378
No. Not if you speak any Germanic language. Those grammars are extremely simmilar. English is the odd one out because it did away with a few things, but that's about it.
Spanish is easier if you're coming from a romance langauge.

>>149920384
>All the genders and tenses in German put me off.
Spanish has those as well. In fact, tenses are more complicated because German and English share the modal-verb-plus-infinitive constructurion for the future tense, whereas you have suffices for romance languages.

>>149920415
spanish is probably easier to learn than german. german is significantly harder than english or lets say swedish which are 'germanic' languages, in reality both english and swedish are totally different and much easier than german language

for finns easiest languages for pronounciation are actually spanish or japanese. in fact japanese pronounciation is 100% similar to finnish, when finns go to japan and read their food menu they pronounce it all perfectly automatically even without knowing the meaning of the words

>>149920446
My grandparents weren't Spanish lmao, we were stationed on a U.S. military base.
Spanish kids are no different from U.S. niggers. I wouldn't recommend living there either.

I for one welcome the increase in migration

>>149920452
just don't say the "die Der das" people still can understand. Don't pick up retarded habits like saying meaningless words.

>>149920452
Meant to say German has 3 genders compared to Spanish's 2. Gosh I'm silly.

>>149920449
I'd guess 75%

>>149920443
BE BRAVE ANON!

>>149920449
my baseless guess is 36%

>>149920478
>3

Berger must be getting a sore back after carrying these shitters for so long.

>>149920449
None after I'm through with them

time for someone else to experience the fun of 120 mins + pens methinks

did they give away free tickets for this game?

>>149920463
A lot of non-German languages have simplified grammar Vs German though. The only real similarities are vocab based. Spanish is one of the simplest languages to learn in the world. For example pronunciation outside rolling your Rs is extremely simple and error-proof compared to German where if you don't umlaut certain vowels then you say something completely different.

Spain standards are dangerous

what the fuck was that tricycle kick lol

is anyone watching the game?

>>149920472
They bullied you because you were a fat kid from the United States. Many such cases!

Just got in have i missed anything? Any scissoring and that?

>>149920457
i tried learning german once but i stopped halfway through and forgot everything

Would you prefer a Nations League where your national team played throughout the year in a huge league with every other European team in the round robin format as opposed to the club football we have now?

>>149920520
it's not the standards, it's the ball, man.
if it gets in the goal it's fucking over.

>>149920525
Hey now, that's uncalled for! I wasn't fat [spoiler]at the time.[/spoiler]

>>149920483
>polish medium
jebany chuj

>>149920524
occasionally i glance in the games direction

>>149920524
Who's playing?

Yeah, I've got a feeling this one won't go to pens

>>149920519
>German where if you don't umlaut certain vowels then you say something completely different.
That has nothing to do with pronounciation. Pronouncing an umlaut is not particularly difficult. It's just that some people cannot comprehend that they are entirely different letters than A, O and U.

Feeling a masculine urge to learn spanish and conquer the new world

>>149920457
>seperated predicates
can't even imagine what that is

>>149920529
I don't care much for either. Neither my national team nor my local ligue 1 club represent me

>>149920524
not even the players

>>149920553
Feeling a feminine urge to let you.

Last night was bin chat. Tonight is language chat.

PUNCH THE AIR

Me

The goalkeeper is 1.60m tall and nobody can score, what the fuck is this?

>>149920548
Ok you win on that point but now explain the Der, das, die, den bullshit that basically stops every Afghan turning up at your border from learning German. All other Germanic languages abandoned that shit.

>>149920529
I demand both

MOUNTAINER

B E R G E R

Carmona looks like she is from Azerbaijan or something

DAS BERGER

>>149920566
SAD

This woman is better than Onana

>>149920570
*bang bang*
CAM ON DEUTSCHLAND

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

Better 1st touch than most male players

german bros I don't feel so good

>>149920555
Take something like "has gone", in English that's one block so to speak.
In German the "has" would be at the normal position whereas the "gone" would be at the end of the sentence.

We are winning (morally)

German goalkeeper is so based

>>149920452
The thing with spanish is you can learn pronunciation in about 2 minutes

Why does the ball design look like it has lipstick kisses all over it?

>>149920570
Üter from the Simpsons brought to life.

Spain have absolutely dominated this first half, and yet it’s still 0-0. They must be frustrated.
Germany’s goalkeeper alone is keeping them alive.

Berger keeping them in it.

You love to see common respect between athletes.

impressive schnozz on that spanish kicker

Germany surviving on sheer luck and the goalkeeper.

Germany is playing with a tranny goalkeeper. Women can't defend like that.

>>149920601
lol

I want Dabritz to sit on my face telling me about her match today

I bet she's watching

>>149919424
arne slut

>>149920630
what the fuck do they actually do this for? the balls can't be that wet

I find a good save more aesthetic than a good goal.

>*trommel bricht los*
GEHEN WIR AN!
>GEHEN WIR AN!
GEHEN WIR AN!

>>149920524
>He's actually watching the game

>>149920625
I just tab out to listen to old concerts during halftime.

why isnt Nüsken playing?

>>149920659
Two yellows

>>149920647
>Draxler

>>149920595
So anon has gone for a shit becomes anon has for a shit gone?
>>149920626
what

>>149920646
>AUF DER HEIDE

>German news in half time
>Another series of pro NGO propaganda

half time reminder that the best, cutest, and tallest girl on the pitch has a brown boyfriend

I'm going to start playing Warframe

>>149920085
same LOL

>>149920570
>>149920588
>>149920646
*BÄM BÄM BÄM*
AUF GEHTS DEUTSCHLAND
*BÄM BÄM BÄM*
KÄMPFEN UND SIEGEN
*BÄM BÄM BÄM*

>>149920473
thank god they're wearing hijabs, otherwise this would be haram whore behaviour

>>149920646
AUF GEHTS DEUTSCHLAND
SCHIESS EIN PAAR VERFICKTE TORE

>>149920671
Pretty much, but depending on the verb you need to use either is or have/has

>>149920676
Least you're not getting Army adverts out the ass. They really think I'm gonna die in a trench for this shitty country

>>149920695
im trying to play pokemon violet but im autistic about the ID# your player gets assigned at the beginning, so i keep rerolling for a cool number

>>149920713
You're going to die for Ukraine, and you're going to love it.

>>149920699
All okay for me once the hair is covered

Germany is not diverse enough actually

>>149920646

Die Blechtrommel Bratwurst Boogaloo

>>149920707
Ich habe zu viele Bier getrunken, dass der Durchfall hat begonnen.

>>149920646
augustus gloop

>>149920733
straightest moroccan

>>149920659
she's been a naughty girl

>>149920576
>Der, das, die, den bullshit
Der: Definite article, masculine, nominative (also feminine, genitive/dative)
Das: Definite article, neutral, nominative/accusative
Die: Definite article, feminine, nominative/accusative (also general plural, nominative/accusative)
Den: Definitive article, masculine, accusative

As for a rule of thumb which nouns are masculine/feminine/neuter:
Words ending on a consonant (hard) tend to be m/n.
Words ending on a vowel (soft) tend to be f.
Abstract concepts tend to be f (like emotions, relationships between things, categories of things)
Descriptors for people and everyday objects of use tend to be m.
Random objects in nature tend to be n.
Those are not strict rules and exceptions are common.

>>149920752
I have a German boyfriend from around Dresden actually, I am here on vacation

>>149920746
Der gute alte Bierschiss, wer liebt ihn nicht?

>>149920773
Hey, Morocco. When are you returning to the Eurovision Song Contest? We miss you!

halftime men

>>149920777
Ich weiss es nicht... Schwule?

>>149920764
Yeah thanks, but we now know it's useless. I might not learn it if it wasn't my mother tongue.

Bundeswehrbeschaffungsbeschleunigungsgesetz

>>149920787
ZAMN, look at those 'ronis

HALF TIME MANWHORES

want the krauts to win

>>149920787
I will not allow this unchecked faggotry

I still have PTSD from having to learn German at school but I was told that Russian is even worse

>>149920764
the word order and structure make German more memeable actually
>>149920785
my German IP ranges on both phone and router are banned for spam, I can only post for 4 more days

is this the Ricardo thread?

I didn't expect to be having language lessons tonight.

>>149920804
this is unironically gay as fuck

>>149920642
You can throw it harder and more accurately. It' almost half a corner kick if the whole team practices it

>>149920764
Oh, and I forgot: Diminutives are ALWAYS neutral.
For example:
die Maid -> das Mädchen
der Tisch -> das Tischchen
die Nuss -> das Nüsken

>>149920824
Women are incredibly gay, they love cock

I predict Spain will win this 2-1. Germany will score first.

I learned Latin and greek at highschool. I don't remember anything, but translating texts was fun.

>>149920814
whats ricardo?

>>149920842
I'm incredibly lesbian

>>149920790
Guter Punkt, darüber habe ich noch nie nachgedacht

>>149920853
I picked latin and got a school trip to Italy out of it

>>149920837
When did it become acceptable to do a half a mile run-up and sidearm throw-in? I remember playing U16 and you had to stay planted and throw overhead.
The former just seems gay as fuck. May as well just have "throw-ins" be a kick.

>>149920853
We always tried to make our Latin translation as retarded as possible while still being technically correct

>>149920823
is her bf really brown?

I taught myself Esperanto a few years back. It ruined other languages for me as I just see all these illogical rules and exceptions and inconsistencies and just give up.

>>149920869
I didn't. But I got two trips to France by picking French.

>>149920853
>I don't remember anything
My school and uni life summed up

>>149920824
GOODNESS GRACIOUS
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

>>149920837
>>149920876
Not to mention where you throw from doesn't seem to matter anymore. You can just walk halfway down the field and nobody cares.
I hate FIFA so much it's unreal.

I feel like no one in spain or germany is watching this

>>149920869
That's cool. I picked french and we went to Paris kek

I'm learning German, but i'm struggling with A1.2 level. I want B2 this decade. How fucked am i?

>>149920900
>I feel like no one is watching this
FTFY

Who's the pretty German forward?

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>149920892
Where did you go?

People in the "euro class" got a trip to England but the english are megajews and accomodate you in the worst conditions to make money out of you

imagine asking a penalty for that

>>149920886
A language invented by communists makes you out of touch, demotivated and you wasted all your time? Whoa.. that's surprising

>>149920911
Brand?

>>149920900
Germans love wimmin's football, they've won the Euros 8 times and the WC twice. Their club teams have done well too.

>>149920886
>Esperanto
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>149920529
For women's football, yes. I just cannot make myself care about women's club football.

>>149920787
>willingly choosing to be a manlet

I keep spotting WMAF pairings in the stands at the knockout matches in this tournament

>>149920900
>no one in spain or germany is watching this
You are wrong. Very wrong.

>>149920928
Brand what?

>>149920935
Women are stupid.

>>149920908
Goethe B1 words list and B1 new exams, along with slow German videos, some grammar book if you can, or just ask GPT what grammar you need, make a checklist then work with each grammar course individually

>>149920936
>White Male, Asian Frog

BERGER

Is Brand straight or…?
(Provide evidence)

>>149920900
I am currently residing in little nuts home town, and every time she is on screen actual women autism screeching is to be heard if I open the window

Berger is about as female as Amani Khalif

Do you have these things in your country? I'm eating a lemon one.

The only way to win is to kill Berger.

>>149920918
>Where did you go?
Southern France (Camargue).
And later Metz to a so called "Drittortbegegnung" together with a class from my school's French partner school. Kept travelling back and forth across the border for two weeks, mostly visiting WW1 museums.

>>149920900
my mom is watching

STOP FUCKING PASSING IT TO THE OTHER TEAM HOLY FUCK HOW IS THIS A THING THESE PEOPLE ARE ADULTS LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY INTERNAL SOUL

>>149920955
these cost 5 pence at the spar when i was a kid
bet they're at least 50 now

>>149920944
reminder that only the results matter in this world and fixing your life at any time kinda erases your past pathetic self, gambaree anons! never give up!

>>149920942
Willy Brandt.

They're playing in this stadium because the "genuine" new football stadium has been delayed for 22 years. Should have been ready for Euro2008

>>149920853
I took Latin for my graduating exams in school. I was barely able to translate the text, but the oral exam was more of a glorified history exam, so I passed quite easily. Nowadays Latin randomly helps me for learning similar Spanish words. For example poner was easy to remember as ponere has been engraved in my mind since 8th grade for whatever reason lol

>>149920918
Where did you go in England?
My school treated me to a day trip to Calais

>>149920973
>Willy Brandt
What's her real name?

>>149920969
>bet they're at least 50 now
what next? 25p for a freddo ?!

>>149920869
I only made it to Regensburg

>>149920982
Swiss punctuality

>>149920955
Sure we do

Latin is easy: romanes eunt domus.

>>149920992
Jule Verne.

>>149920923
He may have been a Pole, a Jew, a pacifist and a communist, but L L Zamenhof was not a porn star.

>>149920954
she's a two time back to back cancer survivor.

>>149920982
Sounds German

>>149920995
those are probably closer a quid these days

10p back in my day, 15p for the caramel one

>>149920713
It really says something about society now that Army adverts don't offer you steady employment, or skills, or self-esteem, but simply friendship and a sense of belonging. How rare is it to have friends, that it's the #1 appeal of joining the Army?

>>149920987
I don't know it wasn't my class, but since I'm from Brittany I would imagine somewhere in the south-west (lovely area, was there last month)

>>149921012
Cancer depicted on the right?

>>149921012
>cross necklace
I guess she's straight then

>>149921012
And not a word for the two cancers who got a berger?

>>149921017
>he has friends

>>149920969
>>149921006
10x1€ here, It's the only cheap thing our communist president has left us.

Might join the army

why do Kraut nigger keep crying abt their women being ugly and soulless

>>149920936
Is that Will Poulter?

>>149921030
>>cross necklace
means nothing anymore

>>149921006
>bussy

>>149921039
Lol don't.

Sis, just put Athenea on the field.

>>149921039
the navy or air force or even better the "air navy" sounds cooler

>Minge
GREAT surname if I'm being 2bh

>>149921039
based

>>149921055
want friends though

>>149921046
Yes.

>>149921006
>Bussy mix

>>149921039
Good go- I'm mean citiizen

>>149921039
chloe kelly's barmy army?

Germany should spam crosses like Sweden, they do nothing with all the size they have

>>149921017
Unironically stuff like that makes me want to join. I was in the gym the other day and one of the personal trainers clocked the royal marine tattoo on a guy and starting talking about how he was there a few decades back and inviting the guy (who had just left the marines) on a road trip with his other marine mates. Must be nice to have that sense of community.

>>149921039
why would you do this to yourself? don't

>>149921046
I hated when he turned up in the Bear season 4
Felt unrealistic

does the national guard hire fat people?

HUUUUUYYYY

>>149920953
cute

>>149921067
I did the army larp and there's always a group of chads which does all the fun stuff
everyone else is treated like shit

forgot about the game, what the status? Has it been a slurpfest?

>>149921081
>sense of community.
Won't matter when your legs and arms are blown off by an IED

when will they score?

>>149921039
Enjoy fighting Israel's wars! Mazel To!

>>149921095
so just become a chad

>>149921086
Fatties in the states are given like a basic training before the basic training where they are helped to lose weight so they're ready for the actual training to begin.

WHAT TIME IS THE GOAL ANON???

>>149921100
SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU!!!!

>>149921105
Not the most exciting game, but we're getting some Berger kino

>>149921105
The German goalkeeper is better than Neuer and less homosexual than him, despite being a lesbian since the age of 5.

>>149921111
I'm trying
But I wasn't when I did army
I'd actually go back if I was

>>149921122
Any Minuten now.
Wörk!

>>149921006
for me it's only

Al dente overcooked the pass

>>149921128
She's also a man

>>149921105
Still waiting for my wife to come on

>>149921106
Not even that - he'll be afraid of fireworks or in fact any sensory overstimulation if he even sees one tour of frontline duty. Nothing prepares you for it. Absolutely nothing.

>>149921067
>go to the pub
>go join your local footy club
>just go outside
every former soldier I got to know here this last decade is a junkie with actual ptsd and way more mental issues than anyone else.

>>149921138
based

Smartphones need to be banned or you will be limited to 10 messages or something per day. We need disincentives. Our society is committing suicide.

>>149921128
Neuer's also a lesbian though.

games theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3LvhdFEOqs

I know an MEP that got pegged by a German National Team player. Don't ask me how.

Germans defending their goal better than they defended Berlin

>>149921138
perfection

>>149921172
How?

do you guys have faggots in your cunt?

>>149921172
Terry Reintke the MEP?

DALLI ON

Do female football players have sex with their fans? I'm interested.

feisty dallmann in

>>149921187
Close

>>149921172
who? (the girl obv)

>>149921105
Every time I look up, it's still 0-0. But my favourite pornographic website (thisvid.com) is now blocked in the UK due to Keir Starmer's child-saving puritanism, so I had to have a noticeably inferior wanking session which caused me to miss a good 20 minutes of football.

>>149921138
>choosing the inferior product
cudden be me

>>149921194
probably if you have cancer or something, all that make-a-wish nonsense and all that

>>149921186
of course
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagot

La negra is IN

>>149921070
There is an article about his dating history on the daily mail, he has a type.

>>149921085
Yeah, it was a bit like any reason to get him back will do. Iove watching that show though.

>>149921194
>sex with their fans
Ceiling fans or standing fans?

>>149921143
I need me a smol spanish gf to be desu lads

>>149921172
I wish it was me

>>149921199
Vogel?

wo ist frau Hitler? sie muss spieler

>>149921208
>he hasn't siteripped his favourite porn sites
Sucks for you I guess

>>149921223
hey that's our tactic!

>>149921236
coach chose cerci over her.
SAD!

I LIKE THAT THE GERMAN U LOOKS HAPPY ANON

>>149921236
*spielen

FUCK OFF WITH THE CLOSEUP OF THE GHOUL

>>149921236
Swastika??

estherbros...

>>149921138
For me, its the Nogger and the 88.

>>149921221
yaoi bros...

>>149921236
is she doing an SS lightning?

>>149921256
capo is from little nuts hometown as well btw

>>149921208
Just give them your id and a selfie and your blood type and national insurance and pin and fingerprint and passwords and you'll be allowed to fap away in freedom having saved the children from possibly seeing a naked lady.

taiquisha's edges are all fucked up

>>149921266
>>149921259
Ich hoffe

spanish ngubu is named "parallelo"

TONGUE

>>149921249
picked the wrong turk desu

go go spanish mouses

>>149921272
>saved the children from possibly seeing a naked lady.
I don't get that.
I started watching porn when I was maybe 12.
How are teen boys supposed to access those sites in Britain in the future?

>>149921256
>just fuck my shit up, senpai

I THINK SHE'S ANGRY ANON

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>>149921287
I do love a long tongue

please tell me salma is straight?

All the men from Villarreal have jungle fever.

new

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>>149921309
no need stay here

>>149920936
love brown women

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>>149921328
Why? Yesterday's thread got 1300 replies.

>>149921357
Because he's a retard.

>>149921319
still think getting rid of Ary Mearps was a mistake

>>149921194
the icelandic ones do

Spain are looking dangerous. I think a late goal will lead to them winning 1-0 now.

are these teams the ugliest in the tournament?

ooh no germonies, they are releasing the Athenea

>>149921408
>Athenea comes on.

del castillo has a horse ass

>>149921426
>substitution delayed because of jewelry
certified retard moment

>>149921408
literally the prettiest

what the fuck am i watching

BLOOTER

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