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Where are the subs, these guys have no life? Get Downs in, maybe he can do something.
How is it possible for these Mayans to outjump the Africans?
why is the US parking the bus?
>>149655546we have no strikers
>>149655546Poch has no faith in these shitters and is just hoping for a fluke or set piece goal.
>>149655535based camera guy
>>149655543>Mayansyou mea
>>149655544n spanish rape babies lol
Is this really Mexico's A team? I thought both teams were fielding shitters
trump
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Why can't >we into possession?
>>149655535EL HOMBRE DE SPOODER
>>149655555DONT SAY IT
DONT SAY IT
DONT SAY IT
>>149655546Berhalter and DLT are our midfielders
>>149655546aboomerang is incapable of hold up play to decompress the rest of the team
>usa with the centroamerican tactics
please never give ageymang a call up ever again
>tyler adams
What a retard. Red card incoming
If Mexico doesn't get this win then there is zero hope for the race so much pressure on these guys right now
>>149655580https://www.foxsports.com/soccer/gold-cup-united-states-vs-mexico-jul-06-2025-game-boxscore-626257
free in all America, dont need an account
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
mexico sisters... are we really going to lose to these shitters?
>>149655535That was a good bit
>do not adjust your set
So are we going into a tie and penalties or will USA stop goofing around??
>>149655586not even racist but since we have had this same exact striker ten times, I'm sure we'll all get to see another one soon
>>149655535>its you who's out goblino..... Out for this country!What did raimi mean by this?
>>149655546loading them up to send them to sanctuary cities
Why Mexicans all look the same
>>149655569Literally how what the flip??
>>149655571literally our C team against Mexico's A team
>>149655587Pot is way to small for that shit to cook evenly dumbass niggas
>Vegan
Damn this mexishit is doodoo
Can you faggots stop saying gooool when there is nothing happening??? My stream is behind ffs.
CUM is getting eliminated in the group stages all of the suck
>>149655593>>149655603Yeah, I'm thinking this is a MILF thread
>>149655593You just know she's divorced and her new bf is mexican
lmao the gringo manlet snug between those two Mexichads
>>149655603white women are so boring and souless
that was like a retarded messi
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Why Mexicans look like Guatemalans
>>149655595THANK YOU SIR GOD BLESS YOU
c'mon USA score some goals.
Fuck can't believe it's already the final I didn't even notice any tourist in the states
>>149655635god I love smoking sluts.
>>149655595TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT SUDDENLY FREE STUFF THIS IS WHAT I VOTED FOR
I thought you couldn't touch the ball with your hand?
>>149655535at least one good thing came out of this year's gold cup.
>>149655621Have some self respect there is hotter milfs at your local Walmart
Gold cup where you get to watch "Maximillian Arfsten" try to dribble through three people and it almost works
ERA
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ERA
>>149655630she's cuter than most latinas desu
t. mexican
>>149655630>Coping fag with ugly girlfriend
Is this Mexicoโs A++ team and USAโs F- team?
If a player kicks the ball into the stands, can you keep the ball?
extra time or str8 to pens?
>>149655659Yankee legend Max Millions
>>149655662EHHHHHHH DEPORTADOOOOO
>subbing in a nigga named DOWNS
Mexibro is right. Castizos are better looking than your average anglo.
>>149655674No, you have to give it back.
Since it's the final is there extra time?
also
>PUTO
if this was a penalty then the one just now was def a penalty
THEY SAID IT
THE DID THE THING
>>149655637How do you even notice the difference between soccer tourists from central and south america and regular Amerimutts?
>>149655679How did he do this?
what does yerba madre taste like?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
why do the meximidgets keep trying to win headers?
>>149655667BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
>>149655664I BELIEVE THAT ICE WILL WIN
>>149655697he is spiderman he can do what he wants
>agyemang still on the pitch
WHY
They're both so ass. I'm falling asleep
>>149655635>this is attractive to the average 4 chan basement dweller pass from me dawg
They should start that in other major sports
>webm with the word bro cooked in it
Yeah, nah senpai I'm gucci playa miss me with that gay shit
>be American
>go to stadium wearing Mexican shirt
>begin shouting homophonic slurs
>????
>Profit?
Oh look USA devolving into a 4-4-2 for the 900th time.
I think its time to accept were not passing team.
Just embrace the 4-4-2 and go full hoofball
floyd
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What is your opinion of Poch?
Mexicans, CHIs, sudacas, and even yuros are allowed to answer.
>>149655705that's a mistico mask retard
>>149655744Nobody will notice.
what is blud yapping about
>>149655740
>>149655732Post more doro
>>149655721Damn he fucking cooked
>>149655753who cares who the coach is when all the players suck?
Not even watching, whats the /PUTO/ status?
>>149655744>get deported to Somalia>wut do?
Unleash El Hombre Blanco and we got this
>>149655776When was the last time he scored in an official match
Did they just censor the puto shout??
Put in Landon already it's time
>>149655738In football they can do it in a kickoff but when could they do it in the other sports? Like if a baseball player struck out?
How do pochos sleep at night knowing they'll never be real MexiCANS
>11 corners to 0
are USA even trying?
I didn't realize Houston was rainy; I assumed Texas in July was like desert with the dry cow skull lol
I swear, if Aguirre doesn't send the bald fraud from Chivas to the bench RIGHT NOW...
>>149655776is mexico's white better than america's mexican?
Get Abymangangabanga out of there, absolutely useless. Tillman is our best player. Luna is a ghost
>Commentator talking about Poch
>They show everybody except that puto
They must a mexican directing this shitshow
Ice Ice Baby is still a banger.
>>149655721Idc if she has a dick I'm fucking that
>sub in
>miss your first pass upfield
>more like Down syndrome
>>149655753sample size not large enough. it's been a mid run so far but he held serve making it to the final and being competitive against meheeco with our reserves. give him a chance at the world cup and fire him if we flame out in the group stage
>>149655762Tag yourselves, me on the left
>>149655799That's California anon. Texas gets moisture from the Gulf of America
>neither of these teams matter, they're so fucking shit. there's been ZERO improvement, and both will get embarrassed at home next summer.
concashit will never be good in our lifetimes.
We need McGlynn. Please poch
>>149655797unfortunately the mls team is not international standard
OOOOHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUCK PULISIC IS RUNNING OUT ON THE FIELD
Am I crazy or are the Mexicans big bodying US?
Pineda is the face of your average CHI
>>149655799Half of Texas is humid and the other half is the desert part
Everyone is slipping and sliding on this turf
This place isn't hosting any WC matches right?
>>149655814And there it is. I was waiting for the first edgy little fag to make a joke about this kys
>downs bloots the cross a mile behind the goal
Business proposal:
>Mexican federation sponsors Mary Elizabeth Winstead to go to every game
>PUTO is no longer a hate crime
>>149655776argentine fraud
>>149655828I believe in the host team advantage
trust
Alright both teams are ass, time for them to start calling in /oro/ posters for the next World Cup
You WILL answer the call, right anon?
jfc it's like watching two special Ed teams
>>149655832HE'S DOING THE TRUMP DANCE
Why there's a cholo in Murrica's team?
>>149655799Maybe west texas, but nobody lives there
>>149655753He used to be cool when half of Argentina looked like a heavy metal band.
>Women will literally pretend to be trans in order to get more attention on the internet from straight men
Is Gilberto Mora good or overhyped?
US is going to get a handball benalty called against them
god damn we suck gg mexibros. grats on the gold cup
>>149655799about 2/3 of Texas is green and humid. The gulf cities are literal swamps. Hot and humid and wet. The desert is way out west.
>>149655828>both will get embarrassed at home next summerThere's still time to start a war before it happens
>And there it is. I was waiting for the first edgy little fag to make a joke about this kys
Steers and queers are the only thing that comes out of Texas
>>149655859i live in marfa ama
This shit is going to pens isn't it
EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Fake foul
>Goal called offsides
LMAOing @Mexicunts rn
>>149655866no youโre allowed to touch the ball with your hands this game
It's ok if you lose you get a silver cup
>mexico benefits from refball
shocker
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE MEHICO
ERA ONSIDE
ERA GOL
SOMEONE CLIP THE POCHAS ASKING FOR VAR
>>149655907who gets the bronze
EL VAR SINSO HACE SU APARICION
Casual reminder to mexibros that your women are getting dicked regularly by white and black chads. I have taken the virginities over four Mexican girls
>mexico wins on a flop
semen slurping
>no VAR replay
cheatin' ass niggas
ICE just got 10 billion more funding
Takes away all the aura of a late awarded goal this will not end well for Mexicao
I think Edson was crying lol
GET ANGABANG OFF. PUT REYNA ON. LUNA YOU BETTER STEP UP OR WE'RE SENDING YOU TO SUPERJAIL IN EL SALVADOR
Poch and losing a final
Name a more iconic duo
>>149655934I would have SEXO with her
post webms i'm not watching this slop
Going full goal celebration after VAR is hella cringe
>>149655917wait, nevermind FUCK YOU REFF
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA VIVA MEXICO PUTOS
This is Mexico's world cup
>Refball
Why do they use VAR for everything but setpiece dives?
>>149655887Oops. how do i delete posts?
>>149655924As if their uncles didn't beat you to it...
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A GOAL??!?!?!
Well done Mexico. However, we don't care.
ICE needs to surround that stadium now. How are these spics so proud of a country they refuse to live in?
>>149655924They're all yours bro. That only means more white girls for us
>>149655934made to bear Spanish babies
>>149655941an actual refball swing of a penalty earlier + a goal, there's no way that was onsides
10 more minutes until the real game starts out in the parking lot
Like I said, Luna is a donkey. He caused this
this shit is going to penales
>Mexico: a million corners and 99% possession
Should be like 10-0 desu
>>149655963Never seen a white girl mexican guy pairing irl ever and I live in Phoenix
>>149655969BASED ICE chads are the real winners
>2 - 2
OH NO NO NO SPCISISTERS
More like down syndrome what a shit sub
time for that midget Luna to go super saiyan
ICE closing down all exits of the stadium as we speak
here comes all kinds of mexico shithousery and uncalled fouls
>losing to this shit team
America should be ashamed
shot the fucking ball you bums
>>149655979they are everywhere here in houston
>>149655979I dont believe you
>>149655960If they were intelligent they would do it. But then again they're in the stands celebrating for Mexico. Bunch of pussy chicanos in masks.
>America A++ team can't beat Mexico D team
>>149655865He is good for a 16yo mexican
I swear to you, McGlynn will score. Sub him in.
ICE spotted outside the stadium
My Little Soccer best 11 could beat both teams
Reminder a 2-1 lead is the most dangerous lead in sports
we're getting so grouped next year
this program is an embarrassment
All the dual national mutts that were hyping up this squad full of mlels shitters vanished, what happened? Are will still giving the giga mutt luna the #10 shirt?
What was Pochs endgame in this match?
That cop had a pic of Jesus hanging from his vest lmao
>>149655990>>149655996>no puliGODthis isn't even US soccer
There are some people in that stadium living their last hour as a free person in America
>>149655992Not in SoCal. Interesting difference if true
Luna you suck- The Jesus Ferreira of midfielders
the winner of this plays the winner of PSG Madrid?
as a neutral viewer that was clearly offside, where are the lines?
>>149656010was not aware any of our shirt numbers meant anything
>>149655942You wouldn't be the first
See we easily beat this trash. Our C team destroys USA easily.
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what does he do?
>huerta and gimenez in
it's over mexibros
>>149656016>tattoos Favela monkee
>ageyman
oh boy this guy STINKS
>>149655969Kek. Bring them back senpai
>>149656023No lines just memes
>>149656029I legitimately have no idea who this is
USMNT
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>>149656009Angabanga is such an embarrassment of a player
Bro USA isn't even good, we might have to actually consider bringing our A team to the world cup, this win was too close for my liking
>>149656028USA destroys USA
In what world can you play yourself?
>>149656029Train robberies
>>149656023concacaf cannot afford lines
>>149656029mainly, for him it's tattoos
If you yelled goal you are getting deported according to ice reports
>>149656016>hand tattoosDisgusting
>>149656029sell fentanyl in the alley behind kroger
>>149655945Not in a final against your worst enemy.
>>149656029>Gives up possession
>Gimenez
Congrats USA for winning the gold cup
>>149656032What Mexican girl doesn't have tattoos
Diogo Jota was with us today
>>149656025Clip the "foul" that lead to it
Alvarado either provides a goal or assist, or does absolutely nothing.
There is no middle ground with him.
We donโt care about soccer anyways, only real sports like football. Get fucked reretarded mexicans
>>149656034>one monkey who couldn't hold the line
Get this mutt goblins off the national team
>>149656034Motherfucker he was onside after all
Nevermind it's not rigged, we just suck so badly
>>149656044This is a 10/10 in Mexico
>>149656047I'm mexican dumb amerilard mutt
Imagine ICE just repelled from choppers and thew everyone in alligator Alcatraz
Movie.
>when your team is sucking and then the steam dies and you donโt even try to refresh it
>9/11
What did they mean by this
>>1496560622 flags one nation
wolesome
>>149656011third half is when the magic happens
>>149656064SEX. SEEEXXXXX
Is Hong Kongโs still open?
>>149656063Today, we are all Diogo Jota
>>149656074It wasnt foul desu
>jimenez
>gimenez
Do midgets really?
>>149656015In SoCal a white woman is a status symbol, in Houston they gravitate towards blue collar workers.
>>149656082AHI VIENE EL HIELO WEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Even when the refs help the amerilards, they cant beat our c team
>>149656058>your worst enemyWhy are you all trying to live together with your worst enemy?
I am an anchor baby and will make more brown children
>yellow during all this
lmao
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>gรผero in Mexico's team
>cholo in Murrica's team
>Luna subbed out after doing NOTHING
So was he a mexican plant?
>>149656100Stop lying anon, a white woman in SoCal has 3 kids and divorce raped her husband
>>149656105self deport before it's too late
>>149656064Violet Meyers still has it
There are definitely ICE agent chicanos who watch these stupid games and root for mexico. Probably buy a bunch of $25 stadium beers too with the new budget
>20 minutes of stoppage time
>>149656091My goodness I want to eat Yalitza's ass so badly.
>USMNT's answer is to bring on a 5'1 hobbit named Tolkin
it's so fucking over
What's the advanced European strat of using one sub prior to 82 minutes in, when all of our players are gassed?
4th official will give us 3 minutes stoppage time max. CONCACAF always fucks us on stoppage time when we're down
>>149656109Your descents will be part black and trans
Disparos Unidos can't score
The whole time.wasting dynamic of this semen slurping sport is so fucking faggy
/CUM/ Chad's, how are the 3 of us looking ahead of the next world cup?
Tolkin gets one free kick against Charlotte in the 2023 East Conference play-in and we call him up. What is wrong with us?
>>149656150Yeah like wtf just fucking play you poofters
>>149656143He's redpilled and hates Mexicans that's why
>this passing
we are doomed
>Tickets: $200
>Parking: $50
>Beer: $20
>Nachos: $10
>Watching your tio Miguel get deported after the game: Priceless
>>149656158eliminated in groups
I'm mexican but I hope the US ties it so we get extra time
>>149656143wizard powers are needed
>>149656158MY Eagles won the owl, who gives a shit?
>>149656091Two 5s? At least choose a young Sofia Vergara
>>149656158all 3 are guaranteed at least semis
>>149656119Always has been
>>149656098You'll see all your favorite soccer stars! Like Jimenez! Gimenez! Ximenes! And PIZ-ZO-SA!
>>149656143usa got tolkien how is this fair
Why doesn't FIFA let lazy mexicans sleep on the field if they want to?
>>149656108They invaded our living room and backyard first.
So this is the power of mlels. Losing to the least athletic โpeopleโ on the planet. Embarrassing
Yeah fuck this Iโm gonna go play some next gen games on my switch 2.
Sweaty mexiniggers donโt even have a switch 1! BAKA
>>149656148I am all for that
HE CAN WALK OFF THE FIELD WHY DOES HE NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION
>>149656150NFL and NBA they do the same exact shit
>>149656158all three of us will get stomped out in the group states
>>149656191>t. hasn't ran a mile in years
>>149656158It will be a miracle if the team advances
>>149656197To waste more time
>last ten minutes of a soccer game
>thirty seconds of actual game play
>>149656180She isn't even mexican
How did we fall for the Poch meme?
>>149656029Poch the bitch has the whole team playing defensively because he's a pussy. Adams should have come out at HT and that yang retard upfront should have never started
>>149656197/hoc/ chad calm down
>>149656222the players suck, who cares which coach they pick?
>>149656205>US fans are pajeetsgrim
>>149656199Thereโs a posession clock
>>149656142holy shit we got a reasonable number
>>149655486 (OP)>+7UNTIL (((USA))) SCORES
>>149656211Have faith mexibro. /CUM/ has been very depressing lately. Seems like there's no faith
>>149656192Will you buy the loli Pauline game?
This team is fucking ass bruh
>>149656229concacaf knows who butters their bread
>>149656217Shhhhhhh...none of us know that
We've been getting pushed in for 70 minutes, why the hell would you time waste at this point? This semen slurping ain't for me.
this team is so fucking bad holy shit. if they take this to the world cup they should just forfeit
>>149656234I cant tell if hes indian or mexican
Our forwards suck so bad kek
>>149655737she is attractive, fag
>>149656267we're missing 6-7 starters
>>149656255there you go, saved
thanks
haven't really been paying attention but seems like Mexico's defense rekt us
heard this was basically a proving ground to make the USMNT WC squad?
this post timer is killing me
>>149656255this tournament will never cease to have peak memes and sovl
Fucking mutt retard can't even touch the ball
JUST KICK IT IN LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Niggas trying to be 300IQ are ruinin fobal. He had a window to kick it in
>>149656268Donkey Kong Bonanza
>>149656267Bro this team will be lucky to have 2 guys from today starting in the World Cup
>mexico is more white than the usa
its joever...
How many one-on-ones has this retard had and missed get him out of the team forever?
>>149656250Jurgen Klopp when?
USA fucking sucks holy shit.
he lost track of the ball
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>>149656192>console plebs
>>149656273cute face, not so cute lungs
AMERIKEKS????
WHAT HAPPENED???
>>149656288mexico doesnt have one white player
>Fucks up free 1v1
Where do they find these fags?
>>149656298>2 - 2HAHAHAHA BENULTIES
does gimenez flop this hard in milan?
Welp, time to goon for 3-4 hours
allow me to be full retro but I am invoking repeating digits for a last-min empatating goal
>lay on the field to stop play for the last 15 minutes
>be surprised thereโs 7 minutes of extra time
>340 million americans
>cant find 11 people to play football
lol
>>149656243>mejico dives, wastes time and shit>hurr durr why 7 ??
>yfw Ageyman will be in the WC squad next year
why don't they just stop the clock when the ball is not in play?
Fuck, 22 is just tall and fast. That's all he has going for him, dude has no ball awareness.
>>149656273no need to sign your post
GO FORWARD YOU DUMB FUCKING RETARDS
>>149656285>kicking in 2025Lmao, nobody does that anymore
berhalter has given it away twice this faggot has no dawg in him
>>149656326This is our J team, good chap.
brb gonna ameriack myself
>>149656302Im not gonna goon to her lungs
>>149656320Fuck you
>>149656330There's zero chance unless Wright + Balogun + the MLS shitters all get injured
>>149656326>Soccer Saturday >Soccer AM >SoccerettesExplain faggots
>>149656326They're playing football, basketball, baseball, and hockey. Soccer is probably our 6th or 7th sport. It's mostly just uppity white kids and mexicans.
>>149656334it goes against tradition
in the old days, according to sudacas and yuros, time wasting and faking injuries wasn't a thing
Luna deserves to start over pulishit
He fights for the badge!
>>149656326All of our best athletes play other shit. Like 2 of the starters tonight are of latino families lmao
>>149656334too complicated, itโs easier to just guess how much time was wasted at the end
Where they hell did they find this Angymang guy
>>149656307the gorillas balance out the 1 or 2 white guys
ageymang is jsut entirely useless
Holy kek they cannot do shit
Gooooooooooooooooooooool USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
lol this team is so bad what the fuck are you doing
no dawg in these americans
Itโs 2-1 but itโs really not even close.
is this niggas name literally "a gay man"
someone post that qt blonde in red
Our B team forwards have zero creativity
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>it's another overhyped tall nigger that doesn't really do anything except run fast but is overhyped by cringe USMNT media
many such cases. we ALWAYS have one of these in the player pool.
Who else saw that Mexican making the kid hold his weed bong
lol american soccerfags are gonna be fuming
>>149656335us soccer post 2010 in a nut
weโre finishing last in a group with uzbekistan, sweden, and cameroon
>>149656335That's all ngubus
We don't care about this Mickey Mouse cup, anyway. We are still undefeated, 3-0 in the Nations League.
>>149656158All 3 teams out by the R16 at best. I really don't see any of the teams making to the quarters.
GOD DAMN THIS POST TIMER TO HELL
>>149656222It's the players fault that they didn't want to come when the world cup is 1 year away. When do they expect to gel together? 2 weeks before the actual world cup? Pecho frio at it's finest.
Pocuckino must be the first US coach to lose twice in a row to Memexico in 25 years.
>>149656167>Parking at NRGAnon the meta is to park downtown and take the light rail in. If you live in any good neighborhood that is faster than dealing with post game traffic. Only s*burbanites drive to events in the loop.