the woman i'm stalking on linkedin edish

>>212519299
not that one ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPOlAPsazHs

>>212519349 (OP)
she cute

>>212519357

*enters the thread*

>>212519349 (OP)
BRITT??? MORE LIKE SHITT

kind of sad watching my money go down (7 days till JSA comes again)
I am going to back out straight away and lower my expectations down to the £78 saved that I said originally

>>212519391
Sinners (2025)

>>212519395
american? more like smelly

>>212519349 (OP)
Beautiful

>>212519409
lol

>>212519395
haha done us
>>212519410
rubbish

>>212519401
you should get the scotland adult disability payment

The potential gf 2025 is back on the cards, but she is 35 already and the internet tells me she would have retarded children.

>>212519442
I tried

>>212519391
The gay porn dance as it were

>>212519349 (OP)
she cute
unfortunately im a sub5 incel so she’s 10 leagues above me

brb
and I will probably go to the park or something for today

Mad how there is Tesco in Poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuQhkNyOQro

>>212519391
rorke breaking it down sexual style

*enters /brit/*

Sick to bastard death of .webp

Mums hairdresser is here and she’s bragging about going to Fred and Rose West’s house and Clarkson’s home

>>212519454
well how old are you then?

>>212519491
vgh british soft power

>>212519409
kek

>>212519454
having kids late is just a bad idea all around, by then time you actually know her enough and are in a position to try for kids she'll be pushing 40 which really isn't such a good idea tbqh

>>212519509
if you use the 4chan xt extension it converts webp to png

Hand the world over to women and gay men. You all have done enough damage.

therapist ghosted me after saying I need benzos. I agree that it would help me (with my anxiety)

>>212519502
umm

too autistic for the hairdressers me, just shave my head every now and then

brits age in dog years

planning on having kids when we are both 35 too really hope they don't come out retarded

>>212519502
hang on she's in the nip

>>212519547
KTIM

I have no identity

>>212519547
same, I just lop it off when I start getting nits

>>212519599
Same I wish I were French

my barber works remotely

*spends every minute of my free time on /brit/ and youtube*
I have no identity how could this be happening to me

>>212519618
no you don't

>>212519620
cut your hair over teams does he?

maybe this moisturizing cream can reverse the effects of 20,000 cigarettes?

>>212519638
we use zoom

Could you have saved her?

>>212519629
ktim

>>212519629
>youtube
nothing good on there

>>212519514
I'm fairly old, but I post on /brit/ so my side of the gene pool is fucked regardless.

>>212519525
Guess there's always adoption.

when you are an incel freak every woman is a 10/10

>>212519637
Yes I do

>>212519683
get on restoration vids de lid
they're great if you're 30+

Tashaposting is definitely a contender for gimmick of the year

>>212519705
well i'm french and it's MERDE

>>212519629
ktim

>>212519705
Why? All they do is smoke fags and eat croissants. Wait that sounds based. I wish I were French too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk

>>212519667
same phenotype as the fit one from black mirror

>>212519697
nah

rorke doing rolypolys in around his living room

need advice from the 35+ year old failures here on how to avoid their path, feels like I am on track to end up a lonely old brit poster reminiscing about all the classic brit bits in 10 years time

>>212519697
facts

>>212519815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qx8DZOp0BE

give this a listen

always loved this scene

hello greenland negotiations fell through

can you please sell us falklands & sandwich islands and georgia (which is rightful territory of our georgia)

we are willing to purchase any destitute and impoverished island for sale, like bermuda, saint helena, tristan de tuna, and great britain

>>212519815
Just be you're self

>>212519835
HOWL

>>212519815
just be confident

>>212519838
ur not the president

>>212519742

>>212519728
youve got nice food houses movies and women doe

>>212519758
Which one is that?

your twenties are your selfish years. lean into catering to your needs. it'll be the secret to your power.

>>212519742
They also drink wine.

french niggas drink wine and eat quiche. what poofs.

>>212519884
i became an alcoholic in my 20s
aleinated almost all my friends
have hideous immoral memories
was better when i didnt drink and was less selfish

might stick a fullum on

raping my arse with my fist

>>212519879
we do have nice food, that is true

i will gain access to your room via the window

>>212519904
nothing wrong with quiche

>>212519835
is there some story behind this?

>>212519907
ktim is me

welp the first edition of /britck/ was a total let down. thanks for nothing lads.

>its another 'lonely moid falls in love with a pretty girl who died' episode
they show this rerun all the time on the /brit/ channel

>>212519835
>when he starts crying
the legendary neetchad

>>212519815
start lifting, sign up for some sort of traditional hobby that has actual women. no meme shit

>>212519836
chwissy deserved it

me? mostly wasted my 20s. 30 now. learned a decent skill but it was pissed away

>>212519904
you're the poofs

David Cronemberg

>>212519951
get out of here

>>212519977
same. i fell for the whole it gets better in your 30s shit too

literal hell on earth. is there a country as bad as we are right now?

https://youtu.be/yv1Z5zfzemg?t=3477

>>212519987
youll have to come and force me out. come and touch me on my body and make me leave

>>212519967
for all those times he betrayed Paulie?

>>212519994
Start running and lifting, it's a good cope

>meme degree
im so fucking stupid now i work in a warehouse. looking like ill have to go back to uni and get an actual useful STEM degree after saving some money

>>212520023
state?

>>212520028
nah, i'm done. it's too late anyway

#RAPERORKE

>>212520018
piss off charlie

>>212520018
all i can do is hope and pray that people start wanting to dispel these people from our home no matter what
but uk is just kind of a shithole euro country in general, the entire north is shit and the people are almost as bad as the bames and there’s still lots of poor shitty places in the south. i dont think any other white country has whites as bad as ours it genuinely makes me ashamed

Wasting my life wishing I were dead

>>212520023
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

poo barmer

>>212520047
i have a stem degree and still doing shit LOL

>>212519836
the proto-jessie pinkman
evil piece of shit who the fans won't stop coddling because "HE WUZ A GUD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN"

2 days (or/and 402 berries) at the gym for gold badge

>>212520123
KTIM

toil over, good 'puter booted up >:)

so the soft fluidy lump on mypenis still hasnt gone down or gone away and im going mental from masturbation withdrawals but if i jerk off ill risk inflaming it and im not sure waht kind of cyst it is and dont want to risk aynthing

so anyone do anything good today

Absolutely pissing down outside

>>212520143
^.^ xx

>>212520018
Canada maybe, it's got most of your problems but is even more boring and irrelevant.

>>212520139
he isn't real mate calm down

>>212520123
let me guess you studied computer science?

>>212520139
jesse is flawed but sympathetic
chrissy is a piece of shit

>>212520160
its only 12pm

give the stem degrees to the boat people

>>212520082
10 years ago, if someone said to you:

>Listen son, in 10 years you will be posting "#RAPERORKE" on a international image board dedicated to British culture

would you believe it then?

Rorke crying about being a 38-year-old failure on the internet LOL

>>212520192
early bird gets the worm

>>212520157
I had one and it popped due to friction from my boxers and a white puss and blood came out of it :)

>>212520161
no it's not, sunny and dry here

really don't like my parents. feel an obligation to them, but they are solely responsible for making me the way I am today and that is unforgivable.

>>212520195
yes absolutely

>>212520123
>>212520148
what degrees? im thinking of studying electrical engineering. i thought STEM is in demand basically everywhere in the UK because we love learning bullshit humanities subjects

>>212519454
How old are you?

>>212520160
no
be quiet

Mad how us virile Chadennials are aging much better than zoomers.

>>212519923
What's cassoulet like? It looks good but I've never tried it

lads
just found god in a tomato

>>212520203
unc is down so bad fr fr

>>212520195
yes

>>212520216
indeed. i stopped talking to my dad. haven't seen him in like 16 years. fuck him for raising me into a failure

Boats

>>212520195
10 years ago i was posting sneed memes on /tv/ trying to get moe to outrank bane on the archive so yueah

>>212520229
nice and rich

>>212520216
this is resentful runt behaviour but i feel the same, mumsie arsed up my life

>>212520227
millenials had no "smart"phone during their rapid growth period
a blessing

>>212520139
can't I just post a sopranos webm without it being some touchy feely freudian shit?

always been a moderate #RAPERORKE poster

>>212520264
Are you sad about it.

>>212520220
I have a 1st in electrical engineering
went into IT as there is fuck all demand and pay is shit

>>212520188
>>212520220
having the degree alone isn't enough. everyone on my course has a good job now, i just never bothered making a serious effort, did shit in interviews, and I'm now on PIP which is very comfortable because 1200 a month is good enough for having to pretend to be autistic

>>212520211
hopefully its just that, dont want it to be something that needs a doctor

>>212520230
you heard their new album its pretty good

Ziedy just texted me, he'll be on in ten minutes

>>212520279
well then what would one study to get a good IT role?

>>212520195
hell yes nigga

>>212520139
i think most people recognise chris as a complete waste of oxygen by the time he bites it

Sick to bastard death of blacks

>>212520220
engineering despite being difficult pays pennies in this country matey

>>212520292
It will just be inflamed from wanking too much

muh well worn passport

>>212520303
ive just phoned my connections in belgium got 15 feral black congolese rapists triangulating his position as we speak

>>212520255
>mfw moeposter kysed himself

>>212520220
I did mechanical, pretty good for a general degree and you can move around easier but I'm not sure what I'd pick now, sometimes I think civil would have been better just because I don't actually enjoy a lot of what mechanical involves in industry and you'll find civil work in every single city in the world. I'm in consulting now and something slightly more akin to a systems or software role

>>212520326
does leftypol separate whites and blacks in the washing machine?

>>212520284
ive noticed this with every degree, that the people who did the years in industry are doing the best. if i went back to uni i would be very proactive in the careers department. its best to have something lines up, or you do just end up a bum with a degree

>>212520333
yes i'm sure he'll hate that

>>212520295
yea
they be one of few qualities that redeem perth

>>212520310
no idea mate, AI is already being pushed massively in my company and it's having a real impact, have no idea what the landscape will be in a few years

>>212520351
Nah, it's a melting pot

>>212520320
scream

>>212520259
True
Only the last millennials (1994-1996) grew up with smartphones and even then it was until 2010 at least

>>212520328
well i could at least move to another anglo country and earn bank with the degree? everything kind of pays shit here anyway

Ciaran O'Reilly's crush

>>212520258
>this is resentful runt behaviour
when you spend 18 years spent in the care of two people who are positively SHIT at your role, it's undeniable that when you're finally an adult you'll be at a colossal disadvantage to everyone else who had halfway decent parents. I think it's perfectly reasonable to be resentful about it.

>>212520361
whatve you got against perth

>>212520331
almost certainly

>>212520398
Is it? Is it really?

Off home
Not sure what it's going to be for tea tonight I have limited options
Might just scran a load of peanuts and popcorn

>>212519835
just realised this is where the smelly bedroom gimmick comes from

>>212520415
Yup

>>212520395
it is also an incredibly hard degree, not trying to big myself up but it's fucking nails, there are easier eng degress that are just as cool and earn the same

obsessed with new zealand. it doesn't even seem like a real country and certainly not an anglo one.

>>212520402
>you'll be at a colossal disadvantage to everyone else who had halfway decent parents. I think it's perfectly reasonable to be resentful about it.
in other words you're a resentful runt
just objectively true isn't it?

>>212520350
how old were you when you entered the industry? what does the work look like?

>>212520402
truth that your ubringing affects your character but if youre self aware enough to know it you should be able to do something about it at least

>>212520216
Ktim, i love them but boy did they absolutely fuck up both me and their job at raising me
they did great during my very young years but after that just passively molded me after all of their failures

>>212520423
boiled eggs for maximum protein

>>212520395
Not really, the money is still in finance, medicine, or software. Don't you think everyone else already had that idea? You're better off doing something you enjoy, something general, and in an industry which will see growth like medical, defence, or utilities since they'll be pretty strong in the future

Mad how based it was being born between 1993-1997:

>can remember life before social media
>RuneScape
>PS2, Gamecube, GBA, DS
>Hoenn
>no smartphones until we had nearly finished school
>can remember the Internet before it was completely sanitised
>grew up with kino cartoons like Spongebob, Ed Edd n Eddy and Avatar
>didn't have to enter the job market in 2008-2009

A truly Nietzschean time

>>212520428
Never heard about it since now. Feel like this would be bigger news.

>>212520363
fair enough, hard to plan at the moment

everywhere on earth is exactly the same when you think about it

>Trips to Jersey
>Trips to Brighton
>Trips to London
>Trips to Plymouth

electrical engineering will get you fuck all here too you'd be better off doing chemical or mechanical
if you wanna do elec then you'll be moving to the states for a good job

>>212520216
Not this whinging again
Blacks get brutalised by their parents and grow up to be happy, gregarious, and charismatic to white women

>>212520402
truth nuke

don’t get the appeal of anime

>>212520216
>>212520258
What did they do that's so bad?

I'm a kissless virgin at 29 and while I think my parents could have socialised me better, I don't really blame them.

why is not growing up with smartphones a good thing? I did that and it didn't make me any less of a virgin freak

>>212520521
ok

>>212520457
Eating eggs is cruel

i just don't understand this tracey emin anime

>>212520525
preventing childhood obesity
taking me to a dermatologist
signing me up for some sort of hobby
helping out with homework
there's just so many things...

watched True Detective S1 with my mum a few years back but I could tell she wasn't paying attention or enjoying it and was only enduring it to try to bond with me

like when I laughed at the part where Woody Harrelson says "scented meat?" in response to Rust Cohle saying "sentient meat", mumsy only laughed a few seconds after seeing I had laughed. She didn't actually understand the exchange or what was happening. She would often get up to wander off during the show.

>>212520525
and you're bald

>>212520529
boy you old as hell

1980 is as far away as 2070.
2050 is as far away as 2000.

Grim.

>>212520554
to whome?

>>212520257
Cool. I should go to a French restaurant and try it.

Blacks get strapped to chairs, electrocuted, burned, get teeth knocked out, concussed and literally chewed by their parents and they are the most sociable carefree beings on earth
Face it, you're the way you are because of your faulty genes not how your parents raised you

is there some kind of nobility to be had in coming from a shit family or is it all just cope? like yeah, a shit upbringing gave me a sort of sick sense of humor but remembering arguments at 2am between your parents during your formative years is not good.

>>212520525
single mum who was super depressed after dadsie cheated on her, lots of moodswings, turned me into a distant runt

>>212520541
don’t get why it’s so popular someone explain

>>212520565
you need a clue detective

>>212520565
Women find true detective cringe

>>212520582
mad how were closer in time to the moon landings than we are to the great pyramids being built

>>212520563
My parents did all that and I'm still KHV
>>212520574
I'm only a Norwood 1.5 lad

>>212520595
Chickens

>>212520565
Aren't there sex scenes?

>>212520601
You'd have been like that anyway

>>212520606
because people like it

so electrical engineering is OUT apparently.
chemical engineering then? i would like to leave this shithole if an all possible.

>>212520624
>My parents did all that and I'm still KHV
grim. then i was doomed from the start

>>212520640
There's incest sex scenes

>>212520439
Early-mid 20s when I started, I also did just under a couple of years working as a software engineer during uni. It's too hard to give an exact description since so many roles can be different. I do consulting on a lot of various engineering projects with a smaller company who specialise in simulation and optimisations, so my role is very much excel, crunching numbers, GIS, writing scripts, automating processes and analysing simulation data for larger global companies in different industries, so I can also gain a wide breadth of knowledge. From what I've seen, a lot of engineering roles will be similar to this if you lean towards less design and manufacture oriented positions, which I enjoy. The biggest factors seem to be industry type and company size. You get to do more and learn more in a smaller company, as long as it's running well.

My mum basically ignored me once I turned 11 and I've had many, many shags
Granted some of them were blokes but oh well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHY2n1oW_a8

the so-called toronto cronem

>>212520625
you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster
the rooster goes with the chicken
so, who's having sex with the hen?

>>212520672
um

Black mother hanging her son to the ceiling fan by his braids

>>212520648
why

>>212520653
what do YOU like to do? don't work for anyone. open your business. the UK is full places to make money

might wank my william to naked ladies

>>212520693
same reason people like anything

Look how fat I look in white
Need to lose like 2-3 stone immediately

>>212520665
do you think it would be harder for someone to enter the industry late 20s to early 30s?

>>212519994
yup i fell for it as well, just fuck our shit up
>>212520028
i already lift, it's one of the only productive things i do

a white rasta would be a powerful thing
babylon fears this

>>212520718
stfu

just breathed 4 times then blinked

listening to bbc radio from the morning of 7/7 on youtube

>>212520739
Don't let your eyes dry out

stephen merchant is incredibly erotic

>>212520695
not much, just looking to start a career, feeling behind working random minimum wage jobs and STEM fields seem like they have alot of opportunity for international travel and growth, ive got some money saved so i need to spend the next four years getting skilled in something to avoid returning to back breaking wagie work

biting chunks out of my yoga mat

>>212520464
i was born 98 and all of this applies to me except i dont know what hoenn is

>>212520752
Remember cringing my nut off on 7/7 cos some girl in geography class was crying upset cos her parents were in London

>>212520718
no you look fine mate

>>212520781
pokemon region
always going to be pissed at how shit the uk region was

>sentient during 7/7
aight unc

Black mother removing her son Jamal's toenails with pliers then dipping his toes in vinegar

>>212520518
not to mention shoot and stab each other in huge numbers!

>>212519349 (OP)
>Quiting being pessimistic
>You if know your if your positive things will change
>You know if you walk in there and shake his hand you will get a job

the cop

>>212520653
Mechanical or electrical are the most general ones you could pick if you are choosing to go with engineering, they will both leave you with many options in the future, mechanical slightly more just based on the fact that most programmes will include some electrical and signals fundamentals.
>>212520722
I'm only in my late 20s so you can ask around elsewhere, but I don't think so or see why it makes a difference, there's a huge amount of people who change career direction in their 30s and 40s, multiple times too. I used to worry about the same thing until I realised that there's always options to change your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itXHp0pgvD4
Monday tunage. Been getting into heavy metal since the gig from Black Sabbath on Saturday in Birmingham Aston Villa Park

Might get into biological engineering and engineer women with horse cocks

engineering a wank

>>212520810

>>212520777
if you like computers and databases, you can do SAP development (https://developers.sap.com/)

if you grind enough, you'll become a consultant that companies will call to fix mistakes made by other developers. also lots of travel

of course SAP is cumbersome to work but also very very well paid.

you could also approach small business trying to sell them social media management etc

there's so much ways to make money

>>212520600
Not exaggerating when I say I have virtually no memory of my entire childhood. I don't mean pre-primary I mean even my teen years as well, holidays and shit. And the memories I do have are of nothing signficant, stuff like sitting in various classrooms at different ages with different teachers. Beyond that, nothing.

I suspect it's to do with living in my head the whole time. Like I am never actually present with other people, there is always a translation layer, a separation layer, between how I act / respond to people and what I'm actually thinking in my head. So I've never been authentic with anyone or had any authentic experiences. Instead my whole life is just a jumble of thoughts rattling around my own head, none of which were ever solidified by being shared in their true form with another person in the flesh.

>>212520835
Kelly Osborne boob

20 years ago today, my 15-year-old girlfriend texted me asking if I was ok

Bit windy out
Nearly blew into the road

>>212520812
thanks, appreciate it, i think i will find electrical engineering more interesting. i am worried about employers turning me down when i (theoretically) graduate at 30 in favour of fresh early 20s graduates they can mold easier.

>>212520810
white person still looks better

Lads I'm unemployed and 25 what do i do with my life or is it over?

Why am I not allowed to be pessimistic

half a fuckin tray in there!

>>212520863
And were you okay?

>>212520863
'

>today, my 15-year-old girlfriend texted me

>>212520791
I look very porky

>>212520888
Yes, I had not left my house that day
Was on study leave

Dr House got his cock out

mental that india and china had the same economy in 1990 and today china is like 5x larger

>15-year-old girlfriend

Zoomers have literally no idea what this refers to

>>212520934
china powa

Ziedy posting that b&w picture of that Jewish guy and his face gets progressively darker

>>212520871
My bad

POO

>>212520525
Dad was almost comically abusive and mum was a total pushover and allowed it to happen. He gave me an awful stutter, an aversion to opening myself up, and a tendency towards isolation.

maybe their relationship is 15 years old

>>212520959
trvke

>>212520947
Top 8 was one of the most evil ideas. Friends falling out over it.

Btw I was in everyone's top 8 at school, was real popular. Don't know what happened.

>>212520959
name one Palestinian with a Premier League trophy

I wonder what's happening in the Gary Eats/Diego/Mr. Bean household.....

literally havnt stepped outside since May

zoomers think myspace is their room and not an online chatroom for sharing teen pornography

>>212520971
soft wh*te boi
blacks had a harder time than you at the hands of their parents and they didnt turn out to be pussies

>>212520959
one death is a tragedy etc.

Tell you what I might have a pesto pasta actually

>>212520959
To go a step further, millions are dying in China and Mauritania but most people aren't even aware.

>>212521035
Enjoy Spaino x

>>212520959
valuable human being vs muslims

in hindsight I think my dads abuse probably gave me ptsd. my exgirlfriend slapped me during sex one time and it made me cry lol

>>212520873
There are a lot of lazy graduates and I was one at the time, so if you aren't one and aren't autistic, then you'll be far more desirable. I'd check around anyway, but I really can't imagine it's much of an issue at all. Some of my managers have been bumbling old fools who have somehow managed to do well without problem.

>>212519349 (OP)
love a linkedinfu

Would you have been a mod or a rocker?

>>212520947
What were The Crazy Ninja Kayla's parents thinking when they named her?

>>212521053
Never mistake me for that fat racist boring cunt again

>>212521075
whichever was more cringe

>>212520959
name one day where people weren't crying about palestinians

>>212521056
oh my days what a pussy you are

can't listen to The Who because it creeps me out that the guitarist is a massive paedophile. also their music is pretty shit, honestly. mogged by the beatles, stones, kinks, and any other twat with a guitar and a silly haircut.

ah are the millennial uncs acting like their boomer parents again
suppose ill come back later when they stop sniffing each others farts

>>212521118
>>212521118
>>212521118
new

Got banned from reddit again

What a shithole of website

>>212521119
Who about the Zombies eh never heard of them I bet you FUCKING INCEL CUNT.

>>212521109
Thursday 21st March 2024

>>212521131
it's not even good for porn nowadays

>>212521119
this but for cream

>>212521009
I made mine a top 4 because i didn't have 8 friends

>>212520848
>C++
>lower caste
C++ is not for peasants or dalits, this sounds made up as fuck

>>212519509
I use a browser extension that saves it in a proper format like png or jpg
easy peasy

>>212521233
You convert it in other words LOL
You're too thick to block them entirely (I'm not)